The reason why Alucard bows to Integra is because it's either her dad, or her ancestors that beat him in a legit one on one fight, but either the dad or the ancestor told Alucard that he must serve the Hellsing family, which is Integra's. Although they had the perfect chance to kill him, they said serve my family for generations and generations to come.
Pretty accurate but i’m pretty sure the reason he doesn’t even try to rebel against her is cause he has mad respect for Van hellsing alucard even dresses like him
Alucard: The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. An advanced, long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft, capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of eighty-five thousand feet! Sir Integra: You sure do seem to know a lot about it. Alucard: DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?
Walter:did you know you have vacation days Alucard:I have vacation days? You mean I can leave anytime I want and not get yelled at over the phone because seriously,it’s always over the phone,also because I don’t like to argue with her in person, I get a boner, it’s super awkward Walter: quite Alucard: well that settles it,I’m going traveling Walter:yes, you can go anywhere you wish, except for Brazil, sir integra was quite insistent that you never visit Brazil *seconds of silence* Alucard: Takingthepolicegirlandthefrenchmen
In the abridged version Alucard changed to the younger female to mess with Walter. In his fight with Van Winkle, he references everything going to happen. ‘I was a chick in the 40s, i hate everyone equally, and no one can understand my sexual preference’. Then as Walter and Alucard fight (was just a show to demean walter) he transforms. The Paradoxical cat is Schrodingers cat, neither alive or dead, questioning its own reality/existence. Walter failed in his mission and the Major thought he won by poisoning Alucard. Then Integra and Seras (police girl) killed the fat man and destroyed the opposition.
So just a confirm, This review is based on the team 4 stars Hellsing Ultimate Abridged right? Just want to be certain because I heard more than a couple of references To it but the commentary got me kind of confused.
@@doublejace No it is not. The abridged version does not change any of the characters personalities or how things play out at all. The characters are LITERALLY like this in the actual anime. They tried to turn it up and make it more ridiculous but honestly, the original is so ridiculous as is, it was almost just a side grade except for some sections 😂
Oh and the bullets are high caliber exploding rounds. If he shot the dude in the head then the bullet would have still killed her by cutting off the back of her skull essentially.
To explain how the cat boy, he is essentially schrodinger's cat, and by intentionally being absorbed by alucard and multiplied every soul he absorbed by "infinity" resulting in his different forms developing all the way up into the four million versions of himself that he then kills to claim the spot as the sole and only alucard to escape his paradox. (tldr: He solves a paradox with murder, murder, and more murder.
Alucard was captured by Integra's father(or someone in the Hellsing family), two. he drank integras blood so he's technically bound to her in that way too, and three because he simply loves and respects her as a master, and he respected her father too and her being his daughter helped with that too.
Integra is also a pretty much capable woman that bleeds authority n badassery . I mean if she was a wimp through out, I don't think Aluxard would have tolerated her much less respected her the way he did hence why integra knows she has to literally assert her dominance so she doesn't loose control of him (which was why she gave him permission to kill those soldiers in the hotel despite her hesitant on wasting innocent lives but she didn't want to come off as soft towards Alucard.)
The backstory was essential to explaining why Alucard was super upset about Anderson becoming a monster. The placement was important because it wouldn't have made any sense literally anywhere else.
The new cannon for the table: Kid Buu found his cofin and said "this looks like a great table." And then even more terrors to life decided to join him and all that blood woke him up.
The backstory makes sense, the reason Alucard was angry was because in the story he says to kill a monster a human has to do it, which it was Father Alexander Anderson who was a strong human who went against Alucard throughout the story without fear. So to see the man you respect as a enemy, become a monster just like you, just to try to kill you. I would agree with Alucard, and became sad/disappointed about it.
Yeah, I feel like people hate on it just for living by the rule of cool, but the show never forgot what it was, so I see no reason to get upset with it. They knew none of this made sense and they just had fun with it, plus they made vampires badass again. How can you be mad at that?
@@metanightmare4454 in an Age where people think demon slayer is the greatest thing to ever grace anime, Asking that question is kinda useless. Aaron is the type to watch anime reviews and judge anime from that.
The Alucard turning into girl was his way of fucking with Walter. Walter made himself younger to have a better chance at killing Alucard. Alucard turned back into girl because when they first met, Alucard was a legit girl at that time. So it was a bit of mind fuckery. Plus, Walter really wanted to clap girl Alucard cheeks because of how into the action they were when it came to killing.
The reason why alucard was disappointed in Anderson using the nail is because Alucard truly believed that Anderson was going to be the second human to beat a monster, the first was integra's great great grandfather Van Helsing
To paraphrase, I think it was, "That cat's puddle of blood corrupted my entire ocean." Or something like that. So, he basically had to off his entire army until only himself remained.
Schrodinger's cat-boy requires to have self-awareness to utilize the manifestation powers, which can render him anywhere, including inside of memories. Alucard had too many souls to "know" himself, so that lack of awareness caused him to phase out of existence
If I remember correctly, the issue with the catboy and Alucard is this: When Alucard consumes a person, he absorbs their soul. When this happens, that person's soul becomes indistinguishable from his own. The cat boy has a modified soul in a way that his own soul will remain his own no matter what happens. So, when he killed himself and Alucard absorbed the cat boy, it created a paradox, because remember when Alucard consumes a person, that soul becomes indistinguishable from his own, but the cat boy's soul will remain his own soul no matter the case. The conflict is the paradox, and since something had to give, Alucard vanished and had to kill the other souls to find the cat boy's soul, to which he basically gained control of, and thus became a living paradox. Both existing and NOT existing at the same time. Think of it this way: Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver, Kain and Raziel fight for the first time, Kain tries to kill Raziel with the Soul Reaver, which is a soul absorbing weapon. However, when Kain strikes Raziel with the blade, it shatters, and becomes the wraith blade for Raziel. The Soul Reaver absorbs souls due to the fact that there is a soul absorbing entity in it. That entity is actually Raziel himself from another timeline. So, when Raziel and Kain fight, and Kain tries to use the Soul Reaver to absorb Raziel, Raziel is also inside the blade, and the blade cannot absorb its own soul, so a paradox occurs, and since something has to give, the blade shatters, and both Raziels become one to deal with it, thus making Raziel also a living paradox.
nah thats wrong. the catboy is both the cat and the observer, when lost in the sea of souls he could no longer distinguish himself from others, thus he is stuck in that quantum superposition without an observer. alucard whittled it down to two, which is more easily observable, so he could exist again
The reason I came to to why Alucard stays loyal to Integra I think has two reasons. One reason that I have heard is that long ago a member of her family was actually able to beat Alucard in battle. Now that is all I know and I don't know if that also means that that one person was able to handle level zero but that is one of them. The other reason could very well be that Alucard was just bored. Why I think this is because I do believe the guy who voices Alucard in the bud basically say that Alucard is just so damn bored and being subservient to Integra finally makes the game interesting. Like I don't know how old Alucard is, but the voice actor said that Integra has shown more spirit and more balls then just about anyone he has ever met. So he willing restricts his powers and limits himself and will only let loose if Integra allows him to, because it pleases him, because it finally makes the game interesting
The series has multiple endings depending on which you watch the Original or Ultimate(Original was shorter and darker(yes really), different end fight) The Priest at the start, Anderson, and Valentine Bro's are to closest scenes in all versions. The Abridged is the best mix of funny and action Alucard and them JoJo poses actually happen, lol Cj did work, great video Always thought Alucard became a servant to Hellsing as a way to die or live on for a Will stronger than his, and everything else was Unworthy til he Deemed otherwise. Turned into a young version of Integra from when she first gave him her blood because her blood was special to him and the one he held in reserve out of respect for his Master.
The 'catboy' is a paradox and if Alucard absorbs him, he'll become omnipotent. Literally God. But he ends up gaining control of it & uh... runs everyone's shit again.
So, in the Hellsing Lore is that if you got turned a virgin, you will be a vampire.. But if you got turned not virgin anymore, you turn into a ghoul, which is a controllable zombie-like mindless vampire.. But if you're killed by a vampire, your soul is owned by the vampire who killed you. For Alucard, vampire or not, he can kill you, and own your "soul". And he killed millions upon millions of souls. He technically can die, but as long as he ran out of souls.
1.Its established earlier in the series that having blood offered is more potent then it being taken, as it makes the souls in question fuse together Schrödinger ,being a living paradox that can stay alive and appear everywhere and nowhere so long as he can recognise his own existence, offered his blood to Alucard and as a result Alucard got his powers as a baseline. The trouble however is that because Alucard had over 3 million souls inside of him, he couldn't recognise himself. Literally forcing him to just *stop existing* That is until he expelled every other soul except his own from his body. Which took very nearly 30 years to do. 2. Walter actually came *really close* to killing Alucard. Only failing due to sheer luck and Alucard making him run out of time.
But basically Alucard has 3 different bodies he can swap out of even when he uses lvl 0 and releases all the others lives his gain from ppl blood he drank n by the end he becomes an Omnipresent paradox cuz of cat boy cuz the major plan to beat alucard was to over feed him n seal him in a paradox of himself so he’d probably just accidentally erase his own existence being lost and confused
Don't forget. Not only did this not work he is literally unkillable now no matter what happens there's no anime character except for 3 obvious ones that can fuck wit him now
9:51 to 11:02 I was on the floor in tears from laughing so damn hard 😭 🤣🤣😂😂 I couldn't breath lol especially when he said HURRY!!! HURRY!!! In a demonic tone!!!
If I remember correctly for some reason in the Hellsing universe or at least in the original animation before Hellsing Ultimate, only virgins can become vampires. If you get bit by a vampire but have already...ahem...ya know...then you get turned into a mindless ghoul and a servant to the very vampire that bit you. That's why Seras was turned but all her police mates became zombies and only obeyed the vampire priest.
The cat boy is a paradox only there when observed. Alucard absorbed him amd gained that ability. Meaning alucard is both everywhere and nowhere at the same time. But alucard couldnt observe himself as he just gained over a million souls so he disappeared. He took 30 years to do some literal soul searching to find himself and then he reappeared. So now he cant die and can just appear anywhere he wants whenever he wants
I love Hellsing Ultimate, one of my favorite animes also the manga mostly does it better on explaining the ending but it still makes sense to me at the end of the day
TFS Anderson is iconic, but CJ's rendition is honestly so much more entertaining. It would be way too random and drastic of a change tho imo, they still have to imitate a little.
Important note on the Police Girl situation is that the only way for Alucard to turn her into a full-blooded true Vamp and not a ghouls was if she was a virgin which she was so she turned. Hellsing full true vamps can only turn people of their opposite gender and the opposite must be a virgin.
I believe she's the girl from the original Dracula. They made the Vampires by using her skeleton as she drink his blood. The events of the novel did indeed take place within the world of Hellsing.But it was also likely based on the films as well. He was disguised as her when they fought the Nazis.
ALucard got some seals on him as well as seals by alchemy. Pretty much has to serve them till a human soul proves worthy I think? (Hence why he was furious at Anderson for switching sides on him) That and I think he just respects the Van helsings anyway.
The reason Walter was subservient was cause all hunters were bound to a creed of only killing "that which dwells in the night" and integras dad bound him to that creed after Walter's first fight with alucard
Another note about the Alucard Integra dynamic. Her uncle tried to unalived and r word her. When he shot her, it woke Alucard up and he saved her life.
Schrodinger's Cat (SCH-ro-ding-er) Put a cat in a box with a radioactive element and close the box. According to this theory, unless you open the box and find out which result it is, the cat is considered both Dead and Alive. (Science has got some weird theories at times) Had to look this up as Extra credit as a high schooler. Thought I'd share.
I truly and deeply need people to believe me when i say this I hope when I get to be an old man near stinkmeaner's age I hope I sound like him or close to it just so I can walk around talking with the swagger he has like in this video when cj does his "ahhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaa" scream for Alucard it's just so fucking hilarious
Anyone who knew the mythology of Dracula already knew the backstory, and it was messed tf up. Also I'm pretty sure the seals on his gloves and coffin keep him working for the Hellsing Orginization, I believe Van Hellsing had beaten him and forced him into servitude as atonement.
The reason why Alucard bows to Integra is because it's either her dad, or her ancestors that beat him in a legit one on one fight, but either the dad or the ancestor told Alucard that he must serve the Hellsing family, which is Integra's. Although they had the perfect chance to kill him, they said serve my family for generations and generations to come.
Pretty accurate but i’m pretty sure the reason he doesn’t even try to rebel against her is cause he has mad respect for Van hellsing alucard even dresses like him
real question is what happens after Integra is gone since the line ends with her
So other words he has huge respect for her and her family
@@anonluxor470 pretty much yeah
Still can't imagine how Alucard lost a 1vs1 against a human, yet on the other hand he almost got clapped by Anderson
Alucard: The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. An advanced, long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft, capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of eighty-five thousand feet!
Sir Integra: You sure do seem to know a lot about it.
Alucard: DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?
Love that bit
That nneeeeed to watch that
Walter:did you know you have vacation days
Alucard:I have vacation days? You mean I can leave anytime I want and not get yelled at over the phone because seriously,it’s always over the phone,also because I don’t like to argue with her in person, I get a boner, it’s super awkward
Walter: quite
Alucard: well that settles it,I’m going traveling
Walter:yes, you can go anywhere you wish, except for Brazil, sir integra was quite insistent that you never visit Brazil
*seconds of silence*
Alucard: Takingthepolicegirlandthefrenchmen
In the abridged version Alucard changed to the younger female to mess with Walter. In his fight with Van Winkle, he references everything going to happen. ‘I was a chick in the 40s, i hate everyone equally, and no one can understand my sexual preference’. Then as Walter and Alucard fight (was just a show to demean walter) he transforms. The Paradoxical cat is Schrodingers cat, neither alive or dead, questioning its own reality/existence. Walter failed in his mission and the Major thought he won by poisoning Alucard. Then Integra and Seras (police girl) killed the fat man and destroyed the opposition.
“So in other words Miss Van Winkle, Che-Che-Che-Che-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!!”🔥🔥🔥
He also used to fuck the queen as a girl too
So just a confirm, This review is based on the team 4 stars Hellsing Ultimate Abridged right? Just want to be certain because I heard more than a couple of references To it but the commentary got me kind of confused.
@@doublejaceno. It's not based on that, but it references that.
@@doublejace
No it is not. The abridged version does not change any of the characters personalities or how things play out at all. The characters are LITERALLY like this in the actual anime. They tried to turn it up and make it more ridiculous but honestly, the original is so ridiculous as is, it was almost just a side grade except for some sections 😂
The reason he shoots seras and asks her is she's a virgin is because only a virgin of the opposite sex can become a vampire
Ohhhhh ok
The more you know
😂
While non virgins become mindless ghouls
Oh and the bullets are high caliber exploding rounds. If he shot the dude in the head then the bullet would have still killed her by cutting off the back of her skull essentially.
To explain how the cat boy, he is essentially schrodinger's cat, and by intentionally being absorbed by alucard and multiplied every soul he absorbed by "infinity" resulting in his different forms developing all the way up into the four million versions of himself that he then kills to claim the spot as the sole and only alucard to escape his paradox.
(tldr: He solves a paradox with murder, murder, and more murder.
Alucard was captured by Integra's father(or someone in the Hellsing family), two. he drank integras blood so he's technically bound to her in that way too, and three because he simply loves and respects her as a master, and he respected her father too and her being his daughter helped with that too.
He was captured by Abraham Van Hellsing but I don't know if he is her grandfather or great grandfather her father was Arthur Hellsing
@@Joyful_Traitor probably great great grandfather since he was around in the 1800s
Integra is also a pretty much capable woman that bleeds authority n badassery . I mean if she was a wimp through out, I don't think Aluxard would have tolerated her much less respected her the way he did hence why integra knows she has to literally assert her dominance so she doesn't loose control of him (which was why she gave him permission to kill those soldiers in the hotel despite her hesitant on wasting innocent lives but she didn't want to come off as soft towards Alucard.)
He was defeated by Abraham Van Hellsing.
Has no one ever watched or read anything about the original Dracula book.
@@Joyful_Traitor it was the greatfather who caught him
The backstory was essential to explaining why Alucard was super upset about Anderson becoming a monster. The placement was important because it wouldn't have made any sense literally anywhere else.
The new cannon for the table:
Kid Buu found his cofin and said "this looks like a great table." And then even more terrors to life decided to join him and all that blood woke him up.
Someone gotta make this a story
The backstory makes sense, the reason Alucard was angry was because in the story he says to kill a monster a human has to do it, which it was Father Alexander Anderson who was a strong human who went against Alucard throughout the story without fear.
So to see the man you respect as a enemy, become a monster just like you, just to try to kill you. I would agree with Alucard, and became sad/disappointed about it.
Integra: Alucard!!
Alucard:"Yeah."
Integra:"Go for a walk."
Alucard:" Activating ground zero."
Bro, this show was so metal. I loved it.
🎯
Just like drifters
Ye
Yeah, I feel like people hate on it just for living by the rule of cool, but the show never forgot what it was, so I see no reason to get upset with it. They knew none of this made sense and they just had fun with it, plus they made vampires badass again. How can you be mad at that?
@@metanightmare4454 in an Age where people think demon slayer is the greatest thing to ever grace anime, Asking that question is kinda useless.
Aaron is the type to watch anime reviews and judge anime from that.
The Alucard turning into girl was his way of fucking with Walter. Walter made himself younger to have a better chance at killing Alucard. Alucard turned back into girl because when they first met, Alucard was a legit girl at that time. So it was a bit of mind fuckery. Plus, Walter really wanted to clap girl Alucard cheeks because of how into the action they were when it came to killing.
Wait so he’s was trans the whole time 😳
@@raevynchisolm7817 Its more like he can control his gender at will.
@@Evilshadow529 you mean sex and yes there’s a difference between sex and gender
@@raevynchisolm7817 Does it real count as being trans if he goes back to being a man?
Wait wtf..........😳🥴
The reason why alucard was disappointed in Anderson using the nail is because Alucard truly believed that Anderson was going to be the second human to beat a monster, the first was integra's great great grandfather Van Helsing
To paraphrase, I think it was, "That cat's puddle of blood corrupted my entire ocean." Or something like that. So, he basically had to off his entire army until only himself remained.
Both the original ova and ultimate made being a vampire badass
Schrodinger's cat-boy requires to have self-awareness to utilize the manifestation powers, which can render him anywhere, including inside of memories.
Alucard had too many souls to "know" himself, so that lack of awareness caused him to phase out of existence
21:57 this reference and joke never dawned on me when I watched it originally. Freaken hilarious 😂
If I remember correctly, the issue with the catboy and Alucard is this: When Alucard consumes a person, he absorbs their soul. When this happens, that person's soul becomes indistinguishable from his own. The cat boy has a modified soul in a way that his own soul will remain his own no matter what happens. So, when he killed himself and Alucard absorbed the cat boy, it created a paradox, because remember when Alucard consumes a person, that soul becomes indistinguishable from his own, but the cat boy's soul will remain his own soul no matter the case. The conflict is the paradox, and since something had to give, Alucard vanished and had to kill the other souls to find the cat boy's soul, to which he basically gained control of, and thus became a living paradox. Both existing and NOT existing at the same time. Think of it this way: Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver, Kain and Raziel fight for the first time, Kain tries to kill Raziel with the Soul Reaver, which is a soul absorbing weapon. However, when Kain strikes Raziel with the blade, it shatters, and becomes the wraith blade for Raziel. The Soul Reaver absorbs souls due to the fact that there is a soul absorbing entity in it. That entity is actually Raziel himself from another timeline. So, when Raziel and Kain fight, and Kain tries to use the Soul Reaver to absorb Raziel, Raziel is also inside the blade, and the blade cannot absorb its own soul, so a paradox occurs, and since something has to give, the blade shatters, and both Raziels become one to deal with it, thus making Raziel also a living paradox.
I love that Game but could never play it because I can't play Scary Games and perfect Example you have shown.
@@stefhonsmith6547 Actually, once you get into Soul Reaver 2, it becomes pretty much an action game from that point.
@@JustinHiryu I know, I watched my Dad play Soul Reavor and Soul Reavor 2.
Basically schrodinger lost himself in the millions of souls
nah thats wrong. the catboy is both the cat and the observer, when lost in the sea of souls he could no longer distinguish himself from others, thus he is stuck in that quantum superposition without an observer.
alucard whittled it down to two, which is more easily observable, so he could exist again
The reason I came to to why Alucard stays loyal to Integra I think has two reasons. One reason that I have heard is that long ago a member of her family was actually able to beat Alucard in battle. Now that is all I know and I don't know if that also means that that one person was able to handle level zero but that is one of them. The other reason could very well be that Alucard was just bored. Why I think this is because I do believe the guy who voices Alucard in the bud basically say that Alucard is just so damn bored and being subservient to Integra finally makes the game interesting. Like I don't know how old Alucard is, but the voice actor said that Integra has shown more spirit and more balls then just about anyone he has ever met. So he willing restricts his powers and limits himself and will only let loose if Integra allows him to, because it pleases him, because it finally makes the game interesting
It's not a retcon that he wasn't at the table. He just didn't feel like showing up until now.
He went for a walk
I cant wait to see how the new round table of black force energy will look like. 🧐
Hopefully they added my guy Kureto Hiragi ⚡️
The series has multiple endings depending on which you watch the Original or Ultimate(Original was shorter and darker(yes really), different end fight)
The Priest at the start, Anderson, and Valentine Bro's are to closest scenes in all versions. The Abridged is the best mix of funny and action
Alucard and them JoJo poses actually happen, lol
Cj did work, great video
Always thought Alucard became a servant to Hellsing as a way to die or live on for a Will stronger than his, and everything else was Unworthy til he Deemed otherwise. Turned into a young version of Integra from when she first gave him her blood because her blood was special to him and the one he held in reserve out of respect for his Master.
I’m worried about cj’s mental state after this one
Its one hell of a way to end a cuck up yr wit the most fucked up character in existence 👌🔥🤨🤣
4:50 he bust down the door like Stinkmeaner 😂
7:05 My name is Reverend father Alexander Anderson no relation 🤣
Alucard from Hellsing deserves that spot
The 'catboy' is a paradox and if Alucard absorbs him, he'll become omnipotent. Literally God. But he ends up gaining control of it & uh... runs everyone's shit again.
Majors plan was to trick Alucard into drinking every body and then using the cat boy to basically divide by zero
Alucard is a booty warrior
😂😂
So, in the Hellsing Lore is that if you got turned a virgin, you will be a vampire.. But if you got turned not virgin anymore, you turn into a ghoul, which is a controllable zombie-like mindless vampire.. But if you're killed by a vampire, your soul is owned by the vampire who killed you. For Alucard, vampire or not, he can kill you, and own your "soul". And he killed millions upon millions of souls. He technically can die, but as long as he ran out of souls.
10:00 is just to good bruh his voice over is godlike idk y but I was thinking if a song
Bruh I watch the abridged every year for Halloween, its a great way to get ready for a walk 🚶♂️
Not gonna lie, the abridged version is the first series I watched. So Hellsing Ultimate abridged is my canon.
1.Its established earlier in the series that having blood offered is more potent then it being taken, as it makes the souls in question fuse together
Schrödinger ,being a living paradox that can stay alive and appear everywhere and nowhere so long as he can recognise his own existence, offered his blood to Alucard and as a result Alucard got his powers as a baseline.
The trouble however is that because Alucard had over 3 million souls inside of him, he couldn't recognise himself. Literally forcing him to just *stop existing*
That is until he expelled every other soul except his own from his body. Which took very nearly 30 years to do.
2. Walter actually came *really close* to killing Alucard. Only failing due to sheer luck and Alucard making him run out of time.
But basically Alucard has 3 different bodies he can swap out of even when he uses lvl 0 and releases all the others lives his gain from ppl blood he drank n by the end he becomes an Omnipresent paradox cuz of cat boy cuz the major plan to beat alucard was to over feed him n seal him in a paradox of himself so he’d probably just accidentally erase his own existence being lost and confused
Don't forget. Not only did this not work he is literally unkillable now no matter what happens there's no anime character except for 3 obvious ones that can fuck wit him now
@williampg gois all 3 can straight up pop out the show n rewrite it themselves
21:17 i swear,nobody ever notices her blushing while this was happening
9:51 to 11:02 I was on the floor in tears from laughing so damn hard 😭 🤣🤣😂😂 I couldn't breath lol especially when he said HURRY!!! HURRY!!! In a demonic tone!!!
The easiest way to describe Hellsing Ultimate is vampire Nazis committing war crimes….. again
Alucard sitting in the chair with that final boss energy
I knew Alucard had Black Air Force Activity when I first seen this demonic menace!
If I remember correctly for some reason in the Hellsing universe or at least in the original animation before Hellsing Ultimate, only virgins can become vampires. If you get bit by a vampire but have already...ahem...ya know...then you get turned into a mindless ghoul and a servant to the very vampire that bit you. That's why Seras was turned but all her police mates became zombies and only obeyed the vampire priest.
I’ve been waiting after seeing simba and true react to this. I knew that y’all would love this
8:11 bruh that made me crack og💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
finally i been waiting for this video when ALUCARD: THE COUNT OF BLACK FORCES video came out i love your video ❤
The seal or "LEVELS" it self is the reason. The integra that caught him lacking and didn't kill him because he is such a chad.
13:42 I recognize that sound effect, we have a man of culture here Fine gentlemen.
GET FREAKY WITH ME!!!! HAD ME DEAD lol
😂🤣🤣
WHIP THAT BOOTY OUT!!!!
@@alexrayne2875 LETS DO THAT THANG
@@alexrayne2875 Bruh 😂
Alucard is one of my all time favorite characters
" Yeah the cheeseburger is better when it's made with butterscotch chicken"
-Aaron
Love yalls content in general! Been watching since yall collaborated with The Boys the first time
Ah yes, the man who became a Loli for fun
Also Hirano in highschool of the dead is based off the artist of Hellsing
became a loli pretty much to mock WW2 saying it was like a playground squabble
@@Yanderewaifu
But in actuality Hirano just likes femboys and lolis. You can't keep the H out the artist.
I've never been so invested in a show only to go "what the fuck was that?" At the end
14:38 he hit that spacebar haaaard lol
Father Anderson straight sound like Uncle Ruckus and Stinkmeaner at the same time! I AM HERE TO PRAISE THE WORD OF..GOAWDUH! 🤣🤣🤣
14:40
Aight artists, you know what to do.
The cat boy is a paradox only there when observed.
Alucard absorbed him amd gained that ability.
Meaning alucard is both everywhere and nowhere at the same time.
But alucard couldnt observe himself as he just gained over a million souls so he disappeared.
He took 30 years to do some literal soul searching to find himself and then he reappeared.
So now he cant die and can just appear anywhere he wants whenever he wants
I love Hellsing Ultimate, one of my favorite animes also the manga mostly does it better on explaining the ending but it still makes sense to me at the end of the day
Has he done one for afro Samurai? Because that was and still is my jam. I even have a Kuma tattoo
TFS Anderson is iconic, but CJ's rendition is honestly so much more entertaining.
It would be way too random and drastic of a change tho imo, they still have to imitate a little.
The jet with he crashd into the ship was a
SR-71A Blackbird. It can fligh at Mach 3.3(Breaks the sound barrier)
In any other anime Alucard would be the ultimate final boss. And here's He's supposedly *the good guy.* I fucking love Hellsing for this reason.
The way he says (you lost the war) is goldenly funny 😂😂😂😂😂
Important note on the Police Girl situation is that the only way for Alucard to turn her into a full-blooded true Vamp and not a ghouls was if she was a virgin which she was so she turned. Hellsing full true vamps can only turn people of their opposite gender and the opposite must be a virgin.
I believe she's the girl from the original Dracula. They made the Vampires by using her skeleton as she drink his blood. The events of the novel did indeed take place within the world of Hellsing.But it was also likely based on the films as well. He was disguised as her when they fought the Nazis.
Good thing we had Aaron to explain that ending
The plot of the show was making fun of the NA [redacted]
And the Vatican by making them look like the K [redacted] [redacted]
Props to father Anderson although he was a modified human, he was the only human crazy enough to fight hand to hand with Alucard several times.
when alucard flew that plane into that ship, i need that song man
That pic of the count always got me🤣
I can't tell if he's covering abriged or actual alucard
TFS Alucard: Hey guys, how’s your health plan? APPARENTLY IT’S GREAT!
WHAAAAT ISSSSS THAT SOOOOONG that miley is singing😭😭😭 30:29
I need to know shit sounds fire
😂😂😂 Squidward steps! Den den mushi ringtone!
Can’t believe it took me this long to realize that Alucard was just Dracula backwards
ALucard got some seals on him as well as seals by alchemy. Pretty much has to serve them till a human soul proves worthy I think? (Hence why he was furious at Anderson for switching sides on him)
That and I think he just respects the Van helsings anyway.
Helsing ultimate abridge is an experience
Alucard is subservient because the hellsing family beat him and captured him to reawaken his will to live.
Bro.......cj would have been arrested if things went out of context XD
CJ: "I would used to get me cheeks clapped daily."
Mikey: *Laughs*
Aaron: "Deadass"
Mikey: "Oh..."
Talking bought some ( HWHAT IS THAT MELODYYYY😂😂😂)
I love the fact that they are using TFS Abridged for this.
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YALL REACTION, LIKE DAAAAMN
CJ single handily made hellsling trending on Hulu
Anyone know the song that plays around 01:23?
The reason Walter was subservient was cause all hunters were bound to a creed of only killing "that which dwells in the night" and integras dad bound him to that creed after Walter's first fight with alucard
Another note about the Alucard Integra dynamic. Her uncle tried to unalived and r word her. When he shot her, it woke Alucard up and he saved her life.
Schrodinger's Cat (SCH-ro-ding-er)
Put a cat in a box with a radioactive element and close the box. According to this theory, unless you open the box and find out which result it is, the cat is considered both Dead and Alive. (Science has got some weird theories at times)
Had to look this up as Extra credit as a high schooler. Thought I'd share.
Imagine Vlad the Impaler himself wiping out both Hydra *And* the triple K by hisself. I’d start bowing to him 🔥
Nah bruh CJ snapped as alucard XD
I suck at history but I know what he was talking about
Honestly TFS explains it a lot better
"DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISMAS LIST"
To me the ending made sense.
What if we call him one of The Inspirations for the the Round Table
I truly and deeply need people to believe me when i say this I hope when I get to be an old man near stinkmeaner's age I hope I sound like him or close to it just so I can walk around talking with the swagger he has like in this video when cj does his "ahhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaa" scream for Alucard it's just so fucking hilarious
Anyone who knew the mythology of Dracula already knew the backstory, and it was messed tf up. Also I'm pretty sure the seals on his gloves and coffin keep him working for the Hellsing Orginization, I believe Van Hellsing had beaten him and forced him into servitude as atonement.
I don't know if anyone said this but it's basically stated that the Hellsing family used binding magic to control Alucard.
Plus he can change his form at will he's not bound to just one form he can even be calm the appearance of those that he has consumed
Just got home from work. Got a pizza…four loko…I’m chillin!!! 😁
Hellsing {Ultimate AND Abridged} are SSSSOOOOOO over the top. LOVE IT
Bro you guys should really do a reaction to the alucard abridged episodes on this channel your reactions would be hilarious 😂