The comedic timing of “I don’t want these to get on my sofa” to a ginormous toy car emerging among an avalanche of packing peanuts all over the sofa was immaculate
It is the first time in my entire life i saw a huge cheap plastic car emerges from a snack bag,yes as it seems there's a first time for everything in this mad world!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I bought something similar to Зайо Байо in Serbia. The quality of the snacks were as bad, but i got a glorious toy. It was one of those stars that glow in the dark that you would stick on the wall. It has some text on the back with the most severe case of Engrish that goes like this: "THE NIGHT HAS NEVER BEEN MORE FUN! Night you will see to let you the disorderly another in dim in vision liao star gets empty of are at present at you! Heart, Hollow star, Moon, Star and SMILELY" I have been holding to this for years becuase of this
I am not sure if that makes the night more fun or more horrific... "In the Heart of the Star, the SMILELY feeds, and as the Moon watches in fear, the Hollow star shudders, helpless against the growing darkness within."
Years ago, there was a ceramic teapot on eBay that was advertised as being in "fetus color" ~ the listing was from China, & sadly the seller never responded to my inquiry. 😢👶❓
As an avid Romanian enjoyer of Ashens for about almost 13 years now, I didn't have Stuart pour a bag of Gusto puffs on his sofa on my bingo card but I'm really really glad it happened.
Acquired-taste Bulgarian here, Zayo Bayo is a tasty and addictive snack! The quality of the toys has gone down over the years though. These kinds of snacks used to come with pretty awesome collectible figurines when I was little, I managed to collect two sets of them.
@@AgentTasmania Yeah, they really don't hold up for very long. In my experience, generally a month of manufacture is about how long they stay good. Which is fine for a local product, but it looks like this bag was exported as a batch, judging by the obviously british price tag.
HOLY SHIT THE FIRST ONES ARE MY CHILDHOOD. I remember being a kid, living in a village, going to the local store with my grandparents and begging them to get me some of those snacks with toys. Man, this brings back memories
this was exactly what I thought too when he started pulling the car out 😂You just know kids are gonna go straight for the toy and not think for a second that they're about to pull half of the crisps out of the bag along with the toy 😂
@@CaitGeboers They are plain corn and I suspect that the pack he tried was out of date because they smell like corn and are very crispy unlike what he got.
We had these in Serbia as well, they were called Oki & Boki with this weird mascot of a boy and a donkey. You were getting literally anything in the bag, from random sunglasses to gag masks, toy cars, fake Barbie dolls, tiaras and tons of glitter in small bags, hair combs and hairpins, the list goes on
Was Oki & Boki the same type of puffed snack as these? All of these make me think of Cracker Jacks, caramelized popcorn & peanuts with a toy surprise inside. Yum!
3:56 Ok, I literally LOL'd!!😂🤣😂 It’s like a magician, pulling an umbrella out of a tiny hat or never-ending scarf out of the sleeve… a 12" car hidden in a 5" bag… brilliant!!😂🤣😂
I am from Romania and people actually do enjoy those bland corn puffs(me included). I think its something you have to grow up with to enjoy. Usually people buy them separately from the toys, and are around 0,50 euros per bag. Growing up, those toys usually broke in a like a day
@@therunawaykid6523 Ashens probably got expired ones. Though Zayo Bayo is a rubbish brand of snacks regardless, when I was a kid we had a different brand - Lucky Boy(or Girl) where the puffs were cheesy and tasted pretty good, and the toys were either absolute shite or amazing. When we were kids, at the store we'd try to get a feel of the packs, try to weight them in our hands to try to judge if there was a big toy inside.
I got a B-Daman for my birthday when I was a kid!! I didn't understand that I'd have to build it myself like a model kit until years later but it's such a cool toy 😄
Essentially the Bulgarian crisps are "child safe" packing material that were given butter flavour, but the guy packing it had sweaty hands and didn't know the crisps were meant to actually be eaten. Possibly they bought them Romania.
Back in my '90s childhood the only gifts we had with those cornpuffs were crappy diecast plastic thingies of about an inch high, that weren't even 3D, 'cause their back was flat. They were useless crap, but it was still something... I still like those puffs, they are supposed to be salty, but you have to shake the bag well from down under to get the salt evenly distributed, otherwise it's just tasteless. Anyway, I would've been over the moon as a kid to find a Lamborghini Veneno, or an actual working watch in one of these... I'd still like that Lambo, not gonna lie :D
Hey, Ashens! I really enjoyed this snack unpacking video! It really shows us what flavors are supposedly popular in other countries. This made me think: what if our childhood savory snacks have a totally different feel now that we are adults? Recently, I picked up a packet of what is now called Candy Sticks that used to be packaged as Candy Cigarettes. They even had a red tip to simulate them being lit. I don't know if my taste buds have become dull but this recent version tasted more like sweetened chalk than anything. Maybe, sometime in the future, you could revisit your childhood treats and give us a review of how you remember them tasting and how they taste now; I'm sure that would be fun to go back down memory lane!
Zayo Bayo with surprise is the snack that survived all the other snacks like that . At some point there was like 10 different type of this snacks but they battle it out and there is like maybe 2 only left . I still remember one brand , made it to the news . Because the boys version had cool toy and the girls one had thongs ... yeh ... . Also one of this i ate as kid taste like plastic because of the toy inside . I still ate it you cant ask me why .
Lucky boy and Lucky girl were the ones that were popular when I was a kid. They were terrible with the taste and smell of plastic. We only bought them for they toys inside 😂
the funny thing about that goose honk, that's my text notification. so I thought I'd received a text as I had gotten slightly distracted and wasn't watching
When I was in 3rd grade I was going to some english lessons off class and some people from Зайо Байо came there to make a taste test. When the corn puffs were fresh they tasted really good (or at least I remember them tasting good because I gave them 10/10) and then when I got back and decided to eat the rest they tasted like old frying oil. I have no idea how did their taste change so fast but I still have some pencils and pencil case from that day. I also have some good memories with the toys they gave out. There was a wind-up mouse toy I named Misho, and wound up that bad boy at the top of a staircase and impressed some little kids with the stunts that mouse was doing. I also had those binoculars on the packaging. They did their job but the plastic was so cheap that the binoculars fell apart in a few days
Long time viewer from Bulgaria! These Zayo Bayo snacks absolutely defined my childhood. They do might taste weird but for some reason we all loved stuffing our faces with them as kids, especially because of the cool toys. There were some off brand ones too, including some that had the toys in a clear bag attached to the outside, which kind of removed the fun of the surprise. The one I remember the most was called "Lucky Boy" and of course there was a "Lucky Girl" variant as well. Definitely not something I thought you'd ever review but I absolutely love it that you did.
Despite most certainly not being licensed, the toy car in the first bag is actually a replica of the 2013 Lamborghini Veneno, though the horrible shade of yellow is inaccurate as the real Veneno was only offered in silver.
Nine units of the roadster were made that could be completely customized. So there may have been a yellow one. And the 3 Veneno Coupé customer cars had a red, green or white accent.
I’d hav loved these as a kid,… who am I kidding? I’d love them now as a 44 year old woman! I remember it was really exciting getting little gifts in packets of crisps when on holiday abroad, you didn’t get that in the uk. One takeaway is that I’m going to refer to a watch as a time clue after this video. ⌚️
I'm subscribed since the beginning, but for some reason have not come across your videos in, probably, 2 years or more, and I am amazed at how you've been at this for so long with the same couch!!
oh my god that little green marble shooter at the end is a knock-off of a toy I had as a kid! I think they were called B-Daman or something? the smaller ones were just basic marble shooters like that one but the larger ones had a larger barrel and base with a switch on the front that disables the barrel, so you and a friend would shoot marbles at each other and try to hit your opponent's switch first. it sounds fun, but it doesn't take long to figure out strategies that make the game take forever, so it either ends almost instantly or lasts several minutes also the real ones were much better quality and a lot cooler, obviously
Oh wow, my love, Ive missed this channel. I havent seen or got notified this whole time. Last time I saw you, I broke my pc by making a 9hr video of the panda toy biting his hand and saying "ow". This was before you could upload videos that long. So much nostalgia, I'm so happy lmfao
Heard of another Bulgarian variation of corn puffs called Pinocchio, which was in some sort of a scandal. Not only there was Asuka from Evangelion posing as Pinocchio on the package, the "girls" variation came packed with women's panties and funeral clothing.
10/10 for the They Might be Giants reference! Talking of toys in crisps, I remember waaaay back when I was about eight (1982), Space Invaders had a deal where if you send in 20p and 20 wrappers, you got an awesome space marine type lead figure, probably about two inches tall and nicely painted. Crisps were a rarity for me, maybe a packet a week so I'd just go around the playground litter bins and collect packets from there. I only ended up with about five of them as my weekly pocket money at the time was 12p. Also as a MAN, I know all about cars. The type of car that one is, is an orange one.
11:33 the Romanian roughly means "All the photos of the toys on the packaging are for illustration. Other toys not pictured can be found inside." I'm a little rusty so that might not be perfect but that's what I make of it. So yes, ashens' assessment was correct.
You could flip the whole "snack that comes with a toy" by getting some Bandai Candy, which are fairly simple model kits with a little square of gum, thus making them toys that come with a snack. It's not very good gum, but it can't be worse than sweaty cornstarch paking peanuts.
1:45 The helicopter's got police backwards on the side so other helicopters see it the right way round in their rearview mirrors. Obviously. I thought everyone knew this
As a Bulgarian I'm surprised that Ashens is reviewing Zayo Bayo puffs. Once in Bulgaria there were also a brand of puffs with toys, called Lucky Boy, which had toys for boys and Lucky Girl with girl toys. There was also a brand called Pinocchio Space Girl, which believe me or not had a picture of Asuka Langley Soryu from Neon Genesis Evangelion on the packaging. Pinokio puffs were infamous for the stuff inside them-green nylon Chinese made thongs.
The comedic timing of “I don’t want these to get on my sofa” to a ginormous toy car emerging among an avalanche of packing peanuts all over the sofa was immaculate
And then immediately grinding said packing peanuts into the sofa while playing with the car.
I think that was intentional 😂
The things this couch has seen over the years...
It is the first time in my entire life i saw a huge cheap plastic car emerges from a snack bag,yes as it seems there's a first time for everything in this mad world!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Laughed so much when that bag of crisps gave birth to that massive car. It was like a magic trick.
I was not expecting that car
That's not what made me laugh the most. What made me laugh the most was the rubber timeclue
I think they should call it a bag of toy, with free crisps.
@@turokforever007 When he opened the bag first I was like, "That's convenient, the toy is on top".
When two bags of corn puffs love each other very much...
I bought something similar to Зайо Байо in Serbia. The quality of the snacks were as bad, but i got a glorious toy. It was one of those stars that glow in the dark that you would stick on the wall.
It has some text on the back with the most severe case of Engrish that goes like this:
"THE NIGHT HAS NEVER BEEN MORE FUN!
Night you will see to let you the disorderly another in dim in vision liao star gets empty of are at present at you!
Heart, Hollow star, Moon, Star and SMILELY"
I have been holding to this for years becuase of this
I am not sure if that makes the night more fun or more horrific...
"In the Heart of the Star, the SMILELY feeds, and as the Moon watches in fear, the Hollow star shudders, helpless against the growing darkness within."
Зайо байо is actually good if it's the one made from corn.
@@Ts6451 this is pretty amazing
Thank you for your sacrifice
Years ago, there was a ceramic teapot on eBay that was advertised as being in "fetus color" ~ the listing was from China, & sadly the seller never responded to my inquiry.
😢👶❓
As an avid Romanian enjoyer of Ashens for about almost 13 years now, I didn't have Stuart pour a bag of Gusto puffs on his sofa on my bingo card but I'm really really glad it happened.
The ones with toys inside never taste as good as the regular salted ones
They were cheap off brands, not real gusto.
The second I saw the Bulgarian ones I just KNEW he was gonna pull out the Gusto bag. Absolutely amazing.
@@tudorcris4953 Which is saying something, because it's not like Gusto is a luxury brand 🤣
Gumă Turbo when?
Acquired-taste Bulgarian here, Zayo Bayo is a tasty and addictive snack! The quality of the toys has gone down over the years though. These kinds of snacks used to come with pretty awesome collectible figurines when I was little, I managed to collect two sets of them.
This man over here buying kids food waste lol
It's Ashens, they may be past best before. Natural butter flavour likely would degrade to 'sweaty'
@@AgentTasmania Yeah, they really don't hold up for very long. In my experience, generally a month of manufacture is about how long they stay good. Which is fine for a local product, but it looks like this bag was exported as a batch, judging by the obviously british price tag.
I'm really glad that we got a Bulgarian perspective here. There are big differences in national food preferences after all.
@@DownwardSpiralOfTheSociety do you know what youtube channel you're on?
HOLY SHIT THE FIRST ONES ARE MY CHILDHOOD.
I remember being a kid, living in a village, going to the local store with my grandparents and begging them to get me some of those snacks with toys. Man, this brings back memories
I can only imagine a kid opening this up in their parents car and making an absolute mess everywhere trying to get to the toy.
That would be my child. He's not trustworthy with liquids either.
@@tncorgi92How is he with Bose-Einstein condensates?
thank god i don't have kids
this was exactly what I thought too when he started pulling the car out 😂You just know kids are gonna go straight for the toy and not think for a second that they're about to pull half of the crisps out of the bag along with the toy 😂
a responsible kid would eat the crisps first and then get the massive toy out
I did NOT expect the bag of cheap cheese puffs to have not only such a huge toy, but a FRICTION MOTOR too.
They're not cheese puffs, they're clearly just packing peanuts for the car. Clearly not edible.
And they usually only fill 2/3 of the damn bag anyway (at least here), so you don't even get much less puffs because of the toy taking space.
I was shocked about that too! Huge toy! And better than any Happy Meal toy! At least modern Happy Meal toys!
@@benedictrogers1478 they are literally food.
@@TemmiePlays [citation needed]
I am from Bulgaria and I must say.... Never in my life would I suspect Ashens would review Zayio Bayio on his magical brown sofa.
What flavor is it supposed to be, I can't find it on the internet but I doubt its "sweat flavor" xD
@@CaitGeboers They are plain corn and I suspect that the pack he tried was out of date because they smell like corn and are very crispy unlike what he got.
Haha ot kitaiski aifoni do zaio baio...
We had these in Serbia as well, they were called Oki & Boki with this weird mascot of a boy and a donkey. You were getting literally anything in the bag, from random sunglasses to gag masks, toy cars, fake Barbie dolls, tiaras and tons of glitter in small bags, hair combs and hairpins, the list goes on
Was Oki & Boki the same type of puffed snack as these?
All of these make me think of Cracker Jacks, caramelized popcorn & peanuts with a toy surprise inside. Yum!
@@favoritemustard3542 it was the exact same terrible packing peanut snack as these, absolutely flavorless and it melts in your mouth in a horrible way
Ashens pulling that huge car toy out of the pack and it actually being decent is one of those rare pleasant surprises :D
OH MY GOD THAT LAST TOY IS A BATTLE B-DAMON KNOCKOFF. I HAVEN'T SEEN THOSE IN YEARS.
It's pretty dang cute.
My jaw actually dropped when he assembled it and I realized what it was
@@HyperSonicSquall I know what it was the second i saw it, somehow, the chest-piece with the hole in it gave it away
As soon as he put the clip in the back i realized and lost my mind
Seems like it's based on metal b daman and not battle.
Ashens is uploading semi-regularly again??? Am I dreaming? Has this accursed timeline of ours finally started to go in the right direction? Man ....
@fnoigy That's awesome man.
i assume he's been busy with turn back and that's why there hasn't been many uploads
Fun fact: Ned Kelly was hung on November 11.. which is also remembrance day
@@fnoigy He's similar to Hitler in many ways except intelligence and physique.
@@Gozuma2 That and a restart of Barshens
3:56 Ok, I literally LOL'd!!😂🤣😂 It’s like a magician, pulling an umbrella out of a tiny hat or never-ending scarf out of the sleeve… a 12" car hidden in a 5" bag… brilliant!!😂🤣😂
"Diseased looking parrot" absolutely sent me. This video gave me a much needed laugh.
I am from Romania and people actually do enjoy those bland corn puffs(me included). I think its something you have to grow up with to enjoy.
Usually people buy them separately from the toys, and are around 0,50 euros per bag.
Growing up, those toys usually broke in a like a day
You like sweaty tasting puffs?
Yeah , I am from Bulgaria , and ...yeah , I think the non toyed ones somehow taste better... :D
@@therunawaykid6523 Ashens probably got expired ones. Though Zayo Bayo is a rubbish brand of snacks regardless, when I was a kid we had a different brand - Lucky Boy(or Girl) where the puffs were cheesy and tasted pretty good, and the toys were either absolute shite or amazing. When we were kids, at the store we'd try to get a feel of the packs, try to weight them in our hands to try to judge if there was a big toy inside.
Thr western mind cannot comprehend the joy of bland puffs with a little toy in them
@@therunawaykid6523 I didn't had the weird tasting ones growing up, mostly ones that taste like the Gusto ones. A little salty and thats all
Pulling out that massive toy car out of the crisp bag had me going omg where does it end? Felt like a magic trick 😂😂
Hahaha! I was thinking the same, and expecting a dove to fly out 😂
That last one was a B-Daman ripoff, a hugely underrated line of marble shooting toys that had a whole game associated! Super fun stuff for kids.
I got a B-Daman for my birthday when I was a kid!! I didn't understand that I'd have to build it myself like a model kit until years later but it's such a cool toy 😄
My 4th grade teacher took mine even though I didn't have it out in class. Never got it back 😞
Essentially the Bulgarian crisps are "child safe" packing material that were given butter flavour, but the guy packing it had sweaty hands and didn't know the crisps were meant to actually be eaten. Possibly they bought them Romania.
i think they might just be expired lol
I love how after he removes the car the bag just looks like a normal pack of crisps with half of it being just air
The puffs are there to keep the car safe, they are packing material.
Probably Bulgarian for "not to be eaten"
They are edible packing material, such an eco friendly idea!
@@RxMxG Exactly
That lambo is the equivalent of winning the lottery for a kid
Weird food *and* cheap tat in one package. This stuff is basically Ashens-In-A-Bag
I believe I am not alone when I shouted "Whaaay!" - as the digger then moved 1/3" after powering up.....
I found it funny that he cleared a way for the digger when I was like "Isn't that what the digger should do?"
A Barshen's teaser AND an Ashens video on the same day? Slepp be praised!
That fucking massive car coming out the bag was too funny
I demand the "I can see perfectly" intro for this
The mermaid dolly behind the pile of puffy snacks looking like she's buried was making me chuckle! Looks so funny
Back in my '90s childhood the only gifts we had with those cornpuffs were crappy diecast plastic thingies of about an inch high, that weren't even 3D, 'cause their back was flat. They were useless crap, but it was still something...
I still like those puffs, they are supposed to be salty, but you have to shake the bag well from down under to get the salt evenly distributed, otherwise it's just tasteless.
Anyway, I would've been over the moon as a kid to find a Lamborghini Veneno, or an actual working watch in one of these... I'd still like that Lambo, not gonna lie :D
"You can see we've got superhero Gus, and - is that firefighter Gus? Yes look, he's got his little axe - and...
Is that a GUN?"
I suspect that "rubber" may be a mistranslation of, "erase" (as an eraser is a rubber in British English.)
Hey, Ashens!
I really enjoyed this snack unpacking video!
It really shows us what flavors are supposedly popular in other countries.
This made me think: what if our childhood savory snacks have a totally different feel now that we are adults?
Recently, I picked up a packet of what is now called Candy Sticks that used to be packaged as Candy Cigarettes. They even had a red tip to simulate them being lit. I don't know if my taste buds have become dull but this recent version tasted more like sweetened chalk than anything.
Maybe, sometime in the future, you could revisit your childhood treats and give us a review of how you remember them tasting and how they taste now; I'm sure that would be fun to go back down memory lane!
And when the world needed him the most, he released a video.
I NEED that fucked up bird.
Bird?
@@ABW9417:52 parrot that looks diseased
@@Oddballkane Ah!
It's a blind bag with additional food waste! Hooray!
I have a tiny suspicion that someone got a good deal on edible packing peanuts, took a bad idea, and ran with it. 😂
Zayo Bayo with surprise is the snack that survived all the other snacks like that . At some point there was like 10 different type of this snacks but they battle it out and there is like maybe 2 only left . I still remember one brand , made it to the news . Because the boys version had cool toy and the girls one had thongs ... yeh ... . Also one of this i ate as kid taste like plastic because of the toy inside . I still ate it you cant ask me why .
Lucky boy and Lucky girl were the ones that were popular when I was a kid. They were terrible with the taste and smell of plastic. We only bought them for they toys inside 😂
11:44 THE GOOSE
the funny thing about that goose honk, that's my text notification. so I thought I'd received a text as I had gotten slightly distracted and wasn't watching
They Might Be Giants references are always welcome on this day of discount commerce. Or really any day.
Well, a man came up to me & said, "I'd like to change your mind."
@favoritemustard3542 At least the rock only gives you a concussion. Appealing yet wrong ideas are forever.
I was listening to this with the volume way up and you made me jump in the first 5 seconds when you yelled “FOOD!” 😂
That final toy is actually a bootleg B-Daman
I've been binging old Ashens videos lately, then a new video shows up out of nowhere
Literally
No wonder they look like packing peanuts, that car is massive. 🤣
That little ball shooting robot thing is AWESOME!!!!!! The car was rad too. I would paint it like a model. Has a great look.
really looking forward to your next film, Ashens and the Night of the Rubber Timeclue
I have been following this channel since...I don't even know, at least 2010 and still never tire of Ashens!
"Rubber Timeclue" being of course the Mega Man X villain that never made it past the cutting room floor.
He bounces around a lot and gives you hints to when he may appear
It's quite neat how the little robot man was thrown perfectly into position at 17:30.
It’s crazy how this man’s content has not changed at all
Always love that he has stuck to the same style and that is exactly why I still enjoy his videos
If we get Advent calendars this weekend then you sir are a genius.
In what way will doing something obvious make him a genius?
Grass Mask
Sure hope we do! As far as I’m concerned that is one of the best times of the year
Gusto is a big brand in Romania. They even had real games on CDs! Inside puff bags! Like actual PC games that are good
"Oh my god it really stinks this one" says Ashens, on opening a bag of crisps with no preservatives that are 18 years out of date
That Lamborghini toy was seriously impressive!
It's supposed to be a 2013 Veneno, albeit in a non-standard shade of yellow. (The real Veneno coupe was only ever available in silver)
That mermaid toy is literally a plastic doll top attached to a fishing lure.
Ashens is posting regularly again, the universe is healing
Wouldn’t have thought Ashens would reference a They Might Be Giants song in this video but I stand corrected. 9:27
whistling WHISTLING whistling WHISTLING
@@rvaneand326dark DARK dark DARK
When I was in 3rd grade I was going to some english lessons off class and some people from Зайо Байо came there to make a taste test. When the corn puffs were fresh they tasted really good (or at least I remember them tasting good because I gave them 10/10) and then when I got back and decided to eat the rest they tasted like old frying oil.
I have no idea how did their taste change so fast but I still have some pencils and pencil case from that day.
I also have some good memories with the toys they gave out. There was a wind-up mouse toy I named Misho, and wound up that bad boy at the top of a staircase and impressed some little kids with the stunts that mouse was doing. I also had those binoculars on the packaging. They did their job but the plastic was so cheap that the binoculars fell apart in a few days
imagine getting your two kids a bag each, one gets a massive friction motor car, and one gets a bracelet that explodes instantly
Long time viewer from Bulgaria! These Zayo Bayo snacks absolutely defined my childhood. They do might taste weird but for some reason we all loved stuffing our faces with them as kids, especially because of the cool toys. There were some off brand ones too, including some that had the toys in a clear bag attached to the outside, which kind of removed the fun of the surprise. The one I remember the most was called "Lucky Boy" and of course there was a "Lucky Girl" variant as well.
Definitely not something I thought you'd ever review but I absolutely love it that you did.
Despite most certainly not being licensed, the toy car in the first bag is actually a replica of the 2013 Lamborghini Veneno, though the horrible shade of yellow is inaccurate as the real Veneno was only offered in silver.
Nine units of the roadster were made that could be completely customized. So there may have been a yellow one. And the 3 Veneno Coupé customer cars had a red, green or white accent.
15:05 jigsaw instructions: "you must build this little man before the room fills with corn puffs and suffocates you"
9:22 there is a reason why mermaids wear sea shells.....
Because, A-shells and B-shells are too small!!! 😂
💚🐇🐴💚
I’d hav loved these as a kid,… who am I kidding? I’d love them now as a 44 year old woman! I remember it was really exciting getting little gifts in packets of crisps when on holiday abroad, you didn’t get that in the uk. One takeaway is that I’m going to refer to a watch as a time clue after this video. ⌚️
Omg i love the necklace with the claw bead things, seems like such a good sensory toy of it was on a beyyer string
Barshens and ashens on the same day???? Christmas truly came early
Not it hasn't, the advent video won't be released until the 1st of December.
@@dmd8552I look forward to it I always enjoy watching the annual ashens advent calendar openings 😉
Was not expecting a knock off B -Daman
Tbh was not expecting a watch in a bag of crisps 🤣🤣
7:27 Antonio Stella Bottom Tile all over again
That massive toy was hilarious dude😅
Edit: Please don't ever stop these, u had me cracking up through the whole video
You should bring back the “Cheapo!” Intro for the wish thing and stuff like it
I’ve been watching you for over a decade and I’m glad you didn’t just quit TH-cam. That brown couch is iconic at this point.
This seems like semi nightmarish version of a advent calendar, but filled with peanuts
how?
Peanuts*
I'm subscribed since the beginning, but for some reason have not come across your videos in, probably, 2 years or more, and I am amazed at how you've been at this for so long with the same couch!!
oh my god that little green marble shooter at the end is a knock-off of a toy I had as a kid! I think they were called B-Daman or something? the smaller ones were just basic marble shooters like that one but the larger ones had a larger barrel and base with a switch on the front that disables the barrel, so you and a friend would shoot marbles at each other and try to hit your opponent's switch first. it sounds fun, but it doesn't take long to figure out strategies that make the game take forever, so it either ends almost instantly or lasts several minutes
also the real ones were much better quality and a lot cooler, obviously
7:51 Man. It's funny. "It could be a weird fairy" and my first thought was "Oh yeah. Advent Calendars coming up."
14:38 like Tim Allen fathered a child with an air raid siren.
Watched this before bed last night and ended up dreaming about eating sweat flavoured crisps with stuart at my house
3:55 "My God, it's- bloody HUGE"
Ashens.... Every 2 weeks!? It's a Christmas miracle! Blessed be the day!
nah
Never would I have guessed I’d watch a video where someone pulls a cheap knockoff Battle B-Daman out of a bag of flavorless puffs
Oh wow, my love, Ive missed this channel. I havent seen or got notified this whole time. Last time I saw you, I broke my pc by making a 9hr video of the panda toy biting his hand and saying "ow". This was before you could upload videos that long. So much nostalgia, I'm so happy lmfao
Heard of another Bulgarian variation of corn puffs called Pinocchio, which was in some sort of a scandal. Not only there was Asuka from Evangelion posing as Pinocchio on the package, the "girls" variation came packed with women's panties and funeral clothing.
Sweaty smelling women's undies? Did somebody pitch that in a meeting? "Good news, I've found a demographic none of our competitors are catering for!"
10/10 for the They Might be Giants reference!
Talking of toys in crisps, I remember waaaay back when I was about eight (1982), Space Invaders had a deal where if you send in 20p and 20 wrappers, you got an awesome space marine type lead figure, probably about two inches tall and nicely painted. Crisps were a rarity for me, maybe a packet a week so I'd just go around the playground litter bins and collect packets from there. I only ended up with about five of them as my weekly pocket money at the time was 12p.
Also as a MAN, I know all about cars. The type of car that one is, is an orange one.
11:33 the Romanian roughly means "All the photos of the toys on the packaging are for illustration. Other toys not pictured can be found inside." I'm a little rusty so that might not be perfect but that's what I make of it. So yes, ashens' assessment was correct.
"they taste like buttery sweat"
"ooh hang on let me have another one"
12:00 The dogs with guns look like knock-offs of Hanna-Barbera's Space Mutts.
Ok that might explain the unexpected weaponry
Wow, the size of that lambo was a surprise! Poor couch though...
sweaty flavor, the taste kids love.
You could flip the whole "snack that comes with a toy" by getting some Bandai Candy, which are fairly simple model kits with a little square of gum, thus making them toys that come with a snack. It's not very good gum, but it can't be worse than sweaty cornstarch paking peanuts.
3:36 Me trying my aunt's Thanksgiving veggies the other day.
Cant believe its 2 days till we get ashens, nerd3 and advent calendars
1:45 The helicopter's got police backwards on the side so other helicopters see it the right way round in their rearview mirrors. Obviously. I thought everyone knew this
Oh my gosh! So glad to see you uploading again! Thanks! 😂😂😂
12:30 No mention of Sad Onion? Scandalous, I'd say
As a Bulgarian I'm surprised that Ashens is reviewing Zayo Bayo puffs. Once in Bulgaria there were also a brand of puffs with toys, called Lucky Boy, which had toys for boys and Lucky Girl with girl toys. There was also a brand called Pinocchio Space Girl, which believe me or not had a picture of Asuka Langley Soryu from Neon Genesis Evangelion on the packaging. Pinokio puffs were infamous for the stuff inside them-green nylon Chinese made thongs.
they exploded when you called them dull. They couldnt take it anymore
Non-digestible yet consumable profit led products. Love your content and interaction with media.
Carry on and keep the couch.
Me:yeah hi can I get one bag of this crisps
Shopkeeper: Which toy do you want inside?
Me: wtf are you talking about?
I need more Ashen in my life! ( subsctibed for 15 years )
Nothing like those quality Chinese materials off gassing in a bag full of food lmao. The size was comical as well.
The green circle with "Republic of Bulgaria" at 1:58 reads "халал" (halal)
I got the Whistling In The Dark reference!
whistling WHISTLING whistling WHISTLING