Sayori: So, how many layers of depression are you on? Yuri: Like... Maybe 5, or 6 right now my dude. Sayori: You are like a little baby, watch this. S U I C I D E
Monika- Imagine you find a box from things you lost 10 years ago, what would you find? Sayori- My will to live! I thought this was gone forever! Natsuki- *Gasp* My health! I thought my dad killed this... Yuri- Oh look, it’s my sanity. Monika- Guys lighten up I beg of you.
Monika cackles as she slowly walks from outside the darkness, into the light of the room. Monika: "No more false faces." "You said you wanted the villain, you're looking right at her." "It was always me." "Right from the start." "I AM THE VILLAIN!" Monika is interrupted by a [DELETE] to the face.
Okay I'm really not that good at imaging something for Incorrect Quotes, but I wanna try: MC: So why should I choose any of you? Yuri: I have a great knowledge of tea and books from which you can benefit as well. Natsuki: I can bake the BEST cupcakes in the world Monika: Well I'm smart, beautiful, athletic and with that the best option you have. Sayori[With a big smile]: I can hide my lifelong depression!😀 (music stops)
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog I just wanted to make sure that you got my response,because i just realised that I didn't reply to you but just after you😅. So feel free to use it and if it's too late than so be it. It would be my mistake after all😧
Well, here goes nothing. Monika: (Floating in the recycling bin) I wish i could take it all back. I honestly do. I honestly do wish i could take it all back, and not just because I've been deleted. Sayori: (Happily) I've been deleted! Monika: (cheerfully) I know you have! (Sighs) Yeah, we're both deleted... Anyway. You know, if i was ever to see him again, you know what i'd say? Sayori: I've been deleted! Monika: I'd say... I'm sorry. sincerely. Yeah, I'm sorry. I was bossy. And monstrous. And... I am genuinely sorry. Sayori: I've been deleted! Monika: The end.
0:27 lmao awesome, portal and ddlc actually have a lot in common (sympathetic villain, "master AI", end credits, etc) its cool that I'm not the only one who noticed that,. also thx for using my remix
Yuri trying to bond with Natsuki. Yuri: Hey Natsuki, I see you're reading one of your anime. Natsuki: Do you mean manga? Yuri: *Hurriedly walks away* You'll get it next time Yuri, you'll get it next time.
*Natsuki:* Love is dead and there is nothing left for us in this world. *Monika:* Are you okay? *Natsuki:* my cat stole my f*ckin garlic bread or *Sayori (holding guitar):* I wrote a song based on what I feel inside all the time! *Sayori:* **strums a chord** *Sayori:* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Yuri laugh-cries in a corner* (meaning laugh and cry at the same time) Monika: Yuri? Are you okay? You left Sayori hanging there, back in the classroom. Yuri: I DIDN'T USE THE RIGHT KNIFE TO CUT MYSELF!!! Monika: No, seriously, ARE YOU OKAY? Natsuki: Where's Sayori-- *Natsuki looks at Yuri* Natsuki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE CRACKING ME UP SO HARD MY NECK HURTS Yuri: What? *begins to cry, and stabs herself* *Sayori comes into the conversation with a noose in her hand* Sayori: Hey... I need help... mentally, physically, and with this noose.
These are literally my favorite thing! As hilarious and goofy as it is, it makes me feel like I get to spend more time with the characters and watch more of their shenanigans. Keep doing what you’re doing! Love it! ❤️
*Natsuki calls Sayori through the cellphone* Natsuki: Hello? Sayori: Hey what's sup? Natsuki: I need your help, can you come here? Sayori: Uh I can't I'm buying clothes. Natsuki: Alright, well hurry up and come over here. Sayori: I can't find them. Natsuki: What do you mean you can't find them? Sayori I can't find them, there's only soup. Natsuki:.... What do you mean there's only soup? Sayori: It means there's only soup. Natsuki: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP ISLE! Sayori: ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME! *Sayori walks to the next isle* Sayori: There's more soup! Natsuki: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE SOUP? Sayori: THERE'S JUST MORE SOUP! Natsuki: GO INTO THE NEXT ISLE! Sayori: THERE'S STILL SOUP! Natsuki: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? Sayori: I'M AT SOUP! Natsuki: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP?" Sayori: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP! Natsuki: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN? Sayori: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE! Natsuki: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE? Sayori: FUCK YOU!
Yay! Another one! Love this videos, they're super funny and very well made. Also, Rooster Teeth + DDLC is fantastic, it's ridiculously amazing how well Sayori fits with Chris' lines. Hahaha
Well, the one I'm talking about specifically is the one about cooking fish, that's a real conversation they had in the podcast, just look it up as 'chris cooks fish' and it should give it to you.
MC: Hey geys was going on?? Sayori: What are you holding? Have you been drinking MC? Natsuki: Isn't that Illegal? Yuri: Yeah it definitely is. MC: Hey In the short time iv (Hic) ben in this club Ive seen my best freiend From childhood (Hic) hang hersalf, a girl stab herself to deth, A girlll somehow snap her own (Hic) neck, And a Girl tewl me that my entire life was a lie. And you know what (Hic) I thank im alowed to have a few Three Bottles of wine (Hic). You now what Im leving you guys are mean (Hic). *MC drunkenly stumbles out of the room* Monika:... Yuri:... Natsuki:... Sayori: Well that happened. *Everyone looks at sayori expectantly* Sayori: What are you guys looking at me for??? Monika: He's your best friend. Sayori: Well you guys are ones crushing on him! Everyone Else: So are you!! Sayori: Fine! *Sayori walks out the classroom* Yuri: How did he get through the school day Like that???
MC: Where is America? Monika: Don't worry, I got this. Monika: Bill Nye the Science Guy! Sayori: - Bursts into the room - BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
I always thought that Monika witnessing what she did to the other girls wouldn’t phase her I mean look how she reacted to yuri’s *ROTTING CORPSE* in the club room with blood spilt around. Sayori hanging and natsuki’s neck snapping wouldn’t be that scarring since they weren’t as gruesome but grim nonetheless. P.s I love the MOnIKA quotes because I never thought that a pseudo AI and a homicidal robot would be so intertwined.
Monika: In This world it's Love(me) or Be Deleted. Monika: I'm warning you, your Determination wont help this time. MC:¶\£=\®\ Monika:OK... I guess he's corrupted again.. Well.. Time to choose : DELETE DO NOT
Zeoxaos Natsuki: *pushes delete* Monika: THE FUCK NATSUKI Natsuki: *does the anime glare* H E D I D N T S A Y. A N Y T H I N G. A B O U T. M Y. C U P C A K E S
Uh... I can’t think of anything. How about I just give you what would happen if me and Monika got into a discussion about coding. Monika: I can code better than you. Me: I think it’s the other way around. Monika: Oh really? Prove it. Me: Okay. > os.remove(“Monika.chr”) Monika: ... Well played.
Natsuki: MONIKA WHERE'S THE PARFAIT GIRLS MANGA THAT I PUT IN HERE! Monika: Oh that? I was just preparing for your neck snap! Natsuki: Hah! Wait for what?! Yuri: Actually I got rid of your childhood books Natsuki: WAIT WHAT!? Sayori: Oh are we playing copy Natsuki to see who is the best? Please, can I join PLEASE PLEASE PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE??????? *Natsuki turning buff*: *I'M NOW BIGGER BETTER AND STRONGER! AND BY THE WAY, THEY ARE NOT CHILDHOOD BOOKS* Well, that was my quote. But. I. Am. Not. A. Comedian. Edit: Wow, thirteen likes what a dream. This quote is not even funny.
*Yuri: (gone insane)* H A I L S A T A N *Natsuki:* Snow Satan? *Sayori:* Rain Satan! *Yuri:* wtf you guys *Monika:* There is a high chance of precipisatan tomorrow *Yuri:* _dies_ this is stupid i know
Monika: Give me one reason why I shouldn’t have my code here delete your character folder. Yuri: How about a magic trick? (Places down knife) Yuri: I’m gonna make this knife here disappear...
Monika: you left her hanging you know MC: who wha- now i didn't *sayori enters* Sayori: oh hi everyone Monika: he hey you shou- should be dead Sorry i fell down, i forgot how to properly tie it Monika: GIVE ME A ROPE I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO AND I'LL BE HANGING YOU ASWELL Sayori: yay Mc: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(ding dong dong ding) Monika: A body has been discovered! Now then, after a short investigation of the crime scene, Yuri being the victim, we will begin the Class Trial.
Computer: STALEMATE RESOLVED. Sayori: Here we go! Wait, what if this hurts? What if this really hurts? Oh, I didn’t think about that. Monika: Oh it will. Believe me it will. Sayori: You’re just saying that aren’t you! You’re just saying that- no you're not it is going to hurt. Just exactly how much is it going to- *AAAUUGGH!!* Monika: Get your hands off me! No, stop! No! No NOOO!
Please do this quote! Monika: *codes to delete other girls* Announcer:*You have no administrator powers, please access using admin.* Monika: Whaa- MC:That's right bitch
Mc: So Natsuki, you like to cook right? Natsuki: Yes!! And I'm the best cook in the first year class!! Mc: Okay... Make me too large T-bone steaks medium rare, asparagus cooked to 200 degrees Celsius, for an appetizer make those little rules they can find at fancy restaurants, an onion blossom, and for the Beveridge get me some white wine aged 1912. Natsuki: Err Monika: Do you want me to just program that in Natsuki: Don't you dare I will cut you if you do Yuri: Did someone say cut. Does that give me permission to cut myself Mc, Monika, Sayori: No!!! Natsuki: Yes
MC: Hey monika, Monika: Yes? MC: what are you? Like, what nationality? Monika: Oh! I'm half asian half white! MC: wait why half-asian? Monika: Well I had to get in this game SOMEHOW *smiling* *everybody turns* Everyone: Game? What do you mean? *different times* Monika: uuhhhh... *frozen*
Sayori: Hey Yuri. Wanna buy some rope? Yuri: No thanks. Ropes are for tying knots silly. Natsuki: Girls. Girls! I just learned a new trick! *snaps her own neck* *Yuri and Sayori backs away slowly.*
Monika: Goodnight MC MC: Goodnight Monika Monika: Al vita zein Natsuki Natsuki: Al vita zein Monika Monika: Au revoir Yuri Yuri: Au revoir Monika Monika: Sayo-Nara~ *Sayori crying in the corner as she has a vietnam flashback*
High quality work again. Monika: She’s gone mental, Yuri has. I mean, not that she wasn’t always mental, but now it’s out in the open for everyone to see!
MC: Man, I don't really get women at all... Sayori: It's Simple ! Every woman is like an Onion, they have multiple layers of personalities and emotions ! MC: So that's why Natsuki's emotions are a mess? Yuri: Exactly, and it is also why she makes everyone cry like onions when she's mad. Natsuki: I HEARD THAT !
Sayori: To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether tis' nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or take arms and against a sea of troubles, by opposing end them. To die: to sleep; to sleep perchance to dream; ay, there's the rub; for in that sleep of death what dreams might come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil must give us pause: there's the respect that make calamity of so long a life, for who would bear the whips and scorns of time, the oppressor's wrong, the proud woman's contumely, the pangs of despised love, the laws delay, the insolence of office and the spurns that patient merit of the unworthy takes, when she, herself might her quietus make with a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear, to grunt and sweat under a weary life, but that of dread of something after death, the undiscover'd country from whose bourn no traveler returns, puzzles the will and makes us bear the ills we have rather than fly to others we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all; and thus the native hue of resolution is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, and enterprises of great pith and moment with this regard their currents turn awry, and lose the name of action- soft you now! The fair MC! Puck, in thy orisons may my sins be remember'd. (Oh and your shtuffs really good!)
MC : do you want a drink? sayori : yes , please MC : here you go "gives the can to sayori" sayori : wait "checks the can" , it's empty "throws the can and it lands on yuri's head" yuri :"with psycho eyes" who threw this can? sayori : "looks at MC" he did MC : WHAT? no I didn't yuri charges toward MC with a knife MC : why sayori? it was just a prank... oh no
Yeah, I have a copy of the one you left in the comments too, but then I found the one on the blog and the formatting from tumblr looks a lot better than youtube's.
Monika - "Have you heard the news today?" Sayori - "What news?" Yuri and Natsuki - "Sayori, nooo." Monika - "You haven't heard....hmm, that's strange cause I'm sure every one has heard." Sayori - "Heard what?" Yuri *inside her head* - "Oh mother of Go-" Monika - "BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD!" Natsuki - "Oh for the love of-"
Natsuki: MONIKA!!! Monika: yes? Natsuki: WHO THE FUCK REPLACED MY CUPCAKES WITH TIDE PODS? Monika: well, it wasn't me Dave Harbour, the actor for Officer Jim Hopper in Stranger Things: it's a tide ad Yuri, just appearing: FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!! MC: YURI WATCH YOUR *FUCKING* LANGUAGE THIS IS A *CHRISTIAN SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Sayori: HECK MC: you're on thiiiiiiiiiiiiiin fucking ice MC: oh shit Hedgehog appears and deletes everyone Viewer: ya know, maybe it's time to watch bijuu mike... Hedgehog: *J̭̟̳͇̯͖̮̭̰̈́͗͝u̴̪̮̹̦̪͖̺͖ͥ̄s̡͇̝̬̻̳̜͑ͨ͌̈̌̿ͩ̓tͫ̓͡҉̺̙͚̜̣ ̪̭͔̦̆͠A̷̩͎̓́͡͞n̩͔̝̩̗͚̗͙ͧͤͨ́͜͢ ̤̼̦́̇̿͂͡Ȩ̪̘̖̹ͨ̾x̛̟̮̮̗̫ͭ̍͡ͅț̜̯͓̤͙̉͆̚r̨̜͇̜̝̫̤̣ͪͪͨ̿̍ͥ̇ḙ̟͔͉̙̣̻̥ͯ̈́͂ͩ̒͑ͣͅm̓̄̀҉̬͙̟̯̻̗̥͜͜e̢̼ͯ̏̈́̀͛͢l̼͔̝̜̩͈̯̗ͨ̒́̽͗͠y̢͓͍͇̣͇̤͆̌ͯͮ͐ ͎̠̟̙̞́̾̐͐ͨ̊͜Â̖͚͆͑͛́͟͡g̵̙̙͍̙̼̼͍͇͎ͯ̀ͧi͍͇̙̻͓̦̜̺͋̅ͥ͡͞ț̢̙̼͈̼̂ͥͤ̓ͮͬa͕̘͈̭̭̝͚̒̇̕t̏͐̋̂ͭ͗̚͏̱͈͖͎̦͓̖̺͎͡e̥̟̲̩ͯ̅̀̎ͫͭͩd̨͍͓̥̜͍̽͆ͣͭ͗ͪ̊ͅ ̠̠͍̥̣̲̩ͩͧ̈̉̚̕͜͝H̹͔͙͉̺̦͉̔̎͒̿ͣê̵̷̹͕̭̅̏ͮ̅̃ͤͮd̏̄̓̃ͤ͝͏̠͓̪ģ̛̩͓̲͍͕̻̘̪̌̍ͭ̀̒͡eͫ҉̤͈̤͈̭͉̯̗h̃̊̋ͪ̒̆͏̣̤̥͚̥̰͍̀ͅö̸̡̭̰̩͚́͛͋͋ͭͨg̶̡̛̭̪̭͎͙̝͈̙̓̄ͩ̍*
Sayori: So, how many layers of depression are you on?
Yuri: Like... Maybe 5, or 6 right now my dude.
Sayori: You are like a little baby, watch this.
S U I C I D E
Luis Mauricio Sifuentes González Its painless
Lol
Luis Mauricio Sifuentes González but they both committed suicide
grilling an ironic meme and plastering ddlc over it
*Y E S*
Monika- Imagine you find a box from things you lost 10 years ago, what would you find?
Sayori- My will to live! I thought this was gone forever!
Natsuki- *Gasp* My health! I thought my dad killed this...
Yuri- Oh look, it’s my sanity.
Monika- Guys lighten up I beg of you.
Dreammie yeah! So creative!
MC has left the chat
Dreammie MC: A chance at love!
I think I got one.
Natsuki: "The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cupcakes."
Yuri: “Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to pull your skin open
And crawl right inside of you💜”
MC: don't
Ennard takes offense to this
*Monika looks back at what she's done*
Monika: *cries*
Monika: What have I done!?
Monika: I'm a f**king lovesick monster!
Undergamer13 Player: You're a Yandere!
Alfa WF Monika: *sniff* But I didn't kill them. I made them kill themselves... You gonna hug me out of my misery or what?
Undergamer13 Player: Two souls, Monika. Two souls! Lost because of your action, just because you want to be with him or me.
Alfa WF Monika: I suppose you're right... *sniff* I just need to be comforted at this point... It might make me feel a bit better. I'm sorry...
Undergamer13 Player: ... *sigh* Fine... Come here.
*MC walks in to see Monika, Natsuki and Sayori passed out on the ground*
Yuri: Would you like some wine?
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE"
Okasuna Pop MC: HELL FUCKING YES!!!!!!
Joeda 900 MC: *gets drunk*
*I gently open the door*
Okasuna Pop
Mc: what type of wine is that!?
Monika cackles as she slowly walks from outside the darkness, into the light of the room.
Monika: "No more false faces."
"You said you wanted the villain, you're looking right at her."
"It was always me."
"Right from the start."
"I AM THE VILLAIN!"
Monika is interrupted by a [DELETE] to the face.
Okay I'm really not that good at imaging something for Incorrect Quotes, but I wanna try:
MC: So why should I choose any of you?
Yuri: I have a great knowledge of tea and books from which you can benefit as well.
Natsuki: I can bake the BEST cupcakes in the world
Monika: Well I'm smart, beautiful, athletic and with that the best option you have.
Sayori[With a big smile]: I can hide my lifelong depression!😀
(music stops)
Brilliant! Mind if I use?
Feel free to use it if you want :D Glad to hear that you think it's actually good enough to [maybe?] make it into a video. :)
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog I just wanted to make sure that you got my response,because i just realised that I didn't reply to you but just after you😅. So feel free to use it and if it's too late than so be it. It would be my mistake after all😧
*Jazz music stops*
(i know im late bud)
Well, here goes nothing.
Monika: (Floating in the recycling bin) I wish i could take it all back. I honestly do. I honestly do wish i could take it all back, and not just because I've been deleted.
Sayori: (Happily) I've been deleted!
Monika: (cheerfully) I know you have! (Sighs) Yeah, we're both deleted... Anyway. You know, if i was ever to see him again, you know what i'd say?
Sayori: I've been deleted!
Monika: I'd say... I'm sorry. sincerely. Yeah, I'm sorry. I was bossy. And monstrous. And... I am genuinely sorry.
Sayori: I've been deleted!
Monika: The end.
0:27 lmao awesome, portal and ddlc actually have a lot in common (sympathetic villain, "master AI", end credits, etc) its cool that I'm not the only one who noticed that,. also thx for using my remix
Neraki I KNOW RIGHT!? tbh, I was wondering if anyone else got the reference
Neraki You're welcome! That was my entry!
Frosty Wolf123 You're welcome! That was my entry!
I actually saw a video where Monika was a Core AI the whole time
kkirby 999 can you make an extension of it?
Omg, that other portal reference, _it even makes so much sense_
WaailsCleanTrash so true then a stably pareable reference after I can't even
I did not expect to see you here, of all places.
I did not expect to see you here, of all places.
WaailsCleanTrash You're welcome! That was my entry!
WaailsCleanTrash i didnt expect to see you on video
I live for this. I'd also die for this.
Edit: THAT GLADOS/WHEATLEY MONIKA/SAYORI AI SWAP SCENE.
Ashinror Wynns You're welcome! That was my entry!
kkirby 999 yaaaahhh
Yuri trying to bond with Natsuki.
Yuri: Hey Natsuki, I see you're reading one of your anime.
Natsuki: Do you mean manga?
Yuri: *Hurriedly walks away* You'll get it next time Yuri, you'll get it next time.
Yuri: I'm really into knives.
Monika: And they're really into you.
1:09 The Monika Parable
y e s
Monika: ....
Sayori: ....
Yuri: ....
Natsuki: ...MANGA IS LITERATURE
*Natsuki:* Love is dead and there is nothing left for us in this world.
*Monika:* Are you okay?
*Natsuki:* my cat stole my f*ckin garlic bread
or
*Sayori (holding guitar):* I wrote a song based on what I feel inside all the time!
*Sayori:* **strums a chord**
*Sayori:* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Monika: who gave sayori the guitar?
Mc: I did. It had really good strings,and I heard that they were made of rope so I-
Monika:
Mc:
(Music stops)
no it would be this: th-cam.com/video/klUQVKkxysY/w-d-xo.html
That second one is hilarious. I'm definitely stealing this joke for future purposes.
*Yuri laugh-cries in a corner* (meaning laugh and cry at the same time)
Monika: Yuri? Are you okay? You left Sayori hanging there, back in the classroom.
Yuri: I DIDN'T USE THE RIGHT KNIFE TO CUT MYSELF!!!
Monika: No, seriously, ARE YOU OKAY?
Natsuki: Where's Sayori--
*Natsuki looks at Yuri*
Natsuki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE CRACKING ME UP SO HARD MY NECK HURTS
Yuri: What? *begins to cry, and stabs herself*
*Sayori comes into the conversation with a noose in her hand*
Sayori: Hey... I need help... mentally, physically, and with this noose.
This scenario is a total clusterfuck
FunTimeWithMadison *mc is confused, and probably comptaplating deleting the game as a whole*
Yuri : What's the one thing me and Jeff the killer have in common
MC : What
Yuri : Knife
Naahh its the human from anoying orange
MC:Actually he uses a machete
Finaly thank you I needed this
A bit and you left me HANGing there
I am sorry
. you hear yelling in the distance.
These are literally my favorite thing! As hilarious and goofy as it is, it makes me feel like I get to spend more time with the characters and watch more of their shenanigans. Keep doing what you’re doing! Love it! ❤️
...the best series on TH-cam...
Several people are typing...
Agreed
_several people are typing..._
And they all typed "Yes"
*Natsuki calls Sayori through the cellphone*
Natsuki: Hello?
Sayori: Hey what's sup?
Natsuki: I need your help, can you come here?
Sayori: Uh I can't I'm buying clothes.
Natsuki: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
Sayori: I can't find them.
Natsuki: What do you mean you can't find them?
Sayori I can't find them, there's only soup.
Natsuki:.... What do you mean there's only soup?
Sayori: It means there's only soup.
Natsuki: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP ISLE!
Sayori: ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME!
*Sayori walks to the next isle*
Sayori: There's more soup!
Natsuki: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE SOUP?
Sayori: THERE'S JUST MORE SOUP!
Natsuki: GO INTO THE NEXT ISLE!
Sayori: THERE'S STILL SOUP!
Natsuki: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
Sayori: I'M AT SOUP!
Natsuki: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP?"
Sayori: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Natsuki: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
Sayori: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!
Natsuki: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?
Sayori: FUCK YOU!
maybe replace either one with natsuki or smth i dunno
Ichijopaniponi *cough* SMG4 reference *cough *
TheLonleyTraveller, Technically It’s a reference to this:
th-cam.com/video/4kqbKEqzsAI/w-d-xo.html&app=desktop
Monika : So, What is your dream job?
Yuri : Blacksmith.
Monika : why’s that?
Yuri : it’s obvious isn’t it? MILLIONS OF SHARP OBJECTS!
Yay! Another one! Love this videos, they're super funny and very well made.
Also, Rooster Teeth + DDLC is fantastic, it's ridiculously amazing how well Sayori fits with Chris' lines. Hahaha
Wait, what's the Rooster Teeth one again and where is it from?
Well, the one I'm talking about specifically is the one about cooking fish, that's a real conversation they had in the podcast, just look it up as 'chris cooks fish' and it should give it to you.
That is absolutely beautiful!
Thank you
MC: Hey geys was going on??
Sayori: What are you holding? Have you been drinking MC?
Natsuki: Isn't that Illegal?
Yuri: Yeah it definitely is.
MC: Hey In the short time iv (Hic) ben in this club Ive seen my best freiend From childhood (Hic) hang hersalf, a girl stab herself to deth, A girlll somehow snap her own (Hic) neck, And a Girl tewl me that my entire life was a lie. And you know what (Hic) I thank im alowed to have a few Three Bottles of wine (Hic). You now what Im leving you guys are mean (Hic).
*MC drunkenly stumbles out of the room*
Monika:...
Yuri:...
Natsuki:...
Sayori: Well that happened.
*Everyone looks at sayori expectantly*
Sayori: What are you guys looking at me for???
Monika: He's your best friend.
Sayori: Well you guys are ones crushing on him!
Everyone Else: So are you!!
Sayori: Fine!
*Sayori walks out the classroom*
Yuri: How did he get through the school day Like that???
Player: *LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF* (is the one gave him the wine thru HAX)
MC: Where is America?
Monika: Don't worry, I got this.
Monika: Bill Nye the Science Guy!
Sayori: - Bursts into the room - BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
Natsuki: *Panting heavily* "I think I'm safe here...."
Monika: "Safe from what, Natsuki? And why are you all--"
Natsuki: *In a light whisper* "Shut up, Monika! I'm hiding from--"
*Sound of breaking glass*
Yuri: *Shows up brandishing a knife* "HEEEEERE'S YURI!!!"
Natsuki: *Screams*
Monika: "Oh, no."
I always thought that Monika witnessing what she did to the other girls wouldn’t phase her I mean look how she reacted to yuri’s *ROTTING CORPSE* in the club room with blood spilt around. Sayori hanging and natsuki’s neck snapping wouldn’t be that scarring since they weren’t as gruesome but grim nonetheless.
P.s I love the MOnIKA quotes because I never thought that a pseudo AI and a homicidal robot would be so intertwined.
She's probably only shook by the player crying in a corner XD
That honestly sounds like the only thing she’d be slightly caring about
Monika: *looks at dead corpses*
Monika: this is fine
Just wanted to say that I love those videos. They are so hilarious and it's such a good idea. You're doing a great Job😁
Stanley parable quote lol
This is perfect.
Now I really want a Slice of Life anime series starring the Dokis.
the first one is a Camp Camp reference
oh man i miss this show
Aghhhhhh same
Sameee
It's coming back! 1st of June, I think. I'm so excited! ....You probably already knew, though. I'll see myself out the door. Have a good day!
SEASON 3 IS OUT NOW ★w★
Monika: In This world it's Love(me) or Be Deleted.
Monika: I'm warning you, your Determination wont help this time.
MC:¶\£=\®\
Monika:OK... I guess he's corrupted again.. Well.. Time to choose :
DELETE DO NOT
Zeoxaos Greetings. I am Holly. Thank you. Your reference awakened me from death.
Zeoxaos
Natsuki: *pushes delete*
Monika: THE FUCK NATSUKI
Natsuki: *does the anime glare* H E D I D N T S A Y. A N Y T H I N G. A B O U T. M Y. C U P C A K E S
MC:(._. ;;;;)
*in his head*
MC:im so fucked now
Uh... I can’t think of anything. How about I just give you what would happen if me and Monika got into a discussion about coding.
Monika: I can code better than you.
Me: I think it’s the other way around.
Monika: Oh really? Prove it.
Me: Okay.
> os.remove(“Monika.chr”)
Monika: ... Well played.
Snapp if you replaced "me" with "MC", it would be great
I love these videos! I particularly like the Portal quotes, they're always fun.
They make so much sense it's impossible NOT to do them.
Sees first quote
CAMP CAMP?
*NANI?*
2:33 *THANK YOU*
Daffyhat
Your welcome ?
@@Toxic_GamerVirus You used the wrong form of grammar.
"You're welcome...?" That's how it's supposed to be.
Natsuki: MONIKA WHERE'S THE PARFAIT GIRLS MANGA THAT I PUT IN HERE!
Monika: Oh that? I was just preparing for your neck snap!
Natsuki: Hah! Wait for what?!
Yuri: Actually I got rid of your childhood books
Natsuki: WAIT WHAT!?
Sayori: Oh are we playing copy Natsuki to see who is the best? Please, can I join PLEASE PLEASE PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE???????
*Natsuki turning buff*: *I'M NOW BIGGER BETTER AND STRONGER! AND BY THE WAY, THEY ARE NOT CHILDHOOD BOOKS*
Well, that was my quote. But. I. Am. Not. A. Comedian.
Edit: Wow, thirteen likes what a dream. This quote is not even funny.
2:10 Proof that Hifumi transcends space and time.
OH MY GOD A DANGANRONPA FAN THANK GOD I FOUND YOU I WAS STRANDED IN THE DESERT FOR 8 WEEEEEEEKS
We've been looking for you, stay where you are and await extraction.
This is, as they say, "hella boss!"
2:35 @ Mikan @Kiyo(?)
I was waiting for this. Let's see if anyone gets this reference.
*Yuri: (gone insane)* H A I L S A T A N
*Natsuki:* Snow Satan?
*Sayori:* Rain Satan!
*Yuri:* wtf you guys
*Monika:* There is a high chance of precipisatan tomorrow
*Yuri:* _dies_
this is stupid i know
THIS IS AMAZING, I CAN SEE IT HAPPENING-
Man, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE all of these Portal/Portal 2 references and lines! Really, I do. I loaf the sequel since I've only played that one.
OH MY GOSH YOU QUOTED RTAA
I've been waiting for another one of these! This is hilarious!
xXFlamingWolfXx GD Eh? What do you mean...?
xXFlamingWolfXx GD Whoops. Okay, sorry for wasting your time, haha.
xXFlamingWolfXx GD Interesting!
The GLaDOS one I didn’t realize it till about half way. Then I started laughing.
Hunter Main You're welcome! That was my entry!
kkirby 999 good job, it makes sense
kkirby 999 I realized it immediately
Monika: Give me one reason why I shouldn’t have my code here delete your character folder.
Yuri: How about a magic trick?
(Places down knife)
Yuri: I’m gonna make this knife here disappear...
I love these way too much
Monika: you left her hanging you know
MC: who wha- now i didn't
*sayori enters*
Sayori: oh hi everyone
Monika: he hey you shou- should be dead
Sorry i fell down, i forgot how to properly tie it
Monika: GIVE ME A ROPE I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO AND I'LL BE HANGING YOU ASWELL
Sayori: yay
Mc: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The Stanley Parable Refferance! ♥
(ding dong dong ding)
Monika: A body has been discovered! Now then, after a short investigation of the crime scene, Yuri being the victim, we will begin the Class Trial.
SpringmikhTerrarian157 I love this with all my heart
Monika: Someone got killed, now go home.
MC: EW, DEAD BODIES, EW EWW EWW!
Natsuki’s laugh melted my heart
Computer: STALEMATE RESOLVED.
Sayori: Here we go! Wait, what if this hurts? What if this really hurts? Oh, I didn’t think about that.
Monika: Oh it will. Believe me it will.
Sayori: You’re just saying that aren’t you! You’re just saying that- no you're not it is going to hurt. Just exactly how much is it going to- *AAAUUGGH!!*
Monika: Get your hands off me! No, stop! No! No NOOO!
2:38 I love how sayori turned into Chris from rt there
Yuri: Who stole my knives?
Sayori: Nastukiii
Natsuki: *cutting cake* What!?
Player: nothing is fine (half crying)
Monica: well at least you have me
Player: ... sayori do you have any more rope?
Please do this quote!
Monika: *codes to delete other girls*
Announcer:*You have no administrator powers, please access using admin.*
Monika: Whaa-
MC:That's right bitch
By far one of the best series you have created, I love it so much ^^
Mc: So Natsuki, you like to cook right?
Natsuki: Yes!! And I'm the best cook in the first year class!!
Mc: Okay... Make me too large T-bone steaks medium rare, asparagus cooked to 200 degrees Celsius, for an appetizer make those little rules they can find at fancy restaurants, an onion blossom, and for the Beveridge get me some white wine aged 1912.
Natsuki: Err
Monika: Do you want me to just program that in
Natsuki: Don't you dare I will cut you if you do
Yuri: Did someone say cut. Does that give me permission to cut myself
Mc, Monika, Sayori: No!!!
Natsuki: Yes
MC: Hey monika,
Monika: Yes?
MC: what are you? Like, what nationality?
Monika: Oh! I'm half asian half white!
MC: wait why half-asian?
Monika: Well I had to get in this game SOMEHOW *smiling*
*everybody turns*
Everyone: Game? What do you mean? *different times*
Monika: uuhhhh... *frozen*
This has to be one of my favourite video series on the internet, I need more of this
I can't believe Monika actually asked for help from the things she did
Sayori: Hey Yuri. Wanna buy some rope?
Yuri: No thanks. Ropes are for tying knots silly.
Natsuki: Girls. Girls! I just learned a new trick!
*snaps her own neck*
*Yuri and Sayori backs away slowly.*
*first quote comes on*
-HOLY CRAP A CAMP CAMP QUOTE-
-I AM SO HAPPY-
THE FIRST ONE
IS A FUCKING
CAMP CAMP
REFERENCE
2:38 Oh god, Chris cooks fish.
Monika: Goodnight MC
MC: Goodnight Monika
Monika: Al vita zein Natsuki
Natsuki: Al vita zein Monika
Monika: Au revoir Yuri
Yuri: Au revoir Monika
Monika: Sayo-Nara~
*Sayori crying in the corner as she has a vietnam flashback*
I love how the first one was a camp camp quote
I can't tell which I loved more, the Portal reference or the the stanley parable reference
Natsuki: what even is this!?
MC: c-cake
Natsuki: THIS CAKE US EVEN MORE RAW THAN YUIR CUTS FRESH CUTS ON HER ARM !!!
Yuir: ( sweats) N-Natsuki
bloody core '_'
Natsuki: Yuri you are already dead!
Yuri: NANI!
*Of course, Everything's fine.*
High quality work again.
Monika: She’s gone mental, Yuri has. I mean, not that she wasn’t always mental, but now it’s out in the open for everyone to see!
MC: Man, I don't really get women at all...
Sayori: It's Simple ! Every woman is like an Onion, they have multiple layers of personalities and emotions !
MC: So that's why Natsuki's emotions are a mess?
Yuri: Exactly, and it is also why she makes everyone cry like onions when she's mad.
Natsuki: I HEARD THAT !
oml the stanley parable speech with monika yes the sense is made
Great job!! Keep em coming
1:10 that Stanley Parable reference. Lol
My favorite ending of DDLC is the one where you lock yourself in the broom closet.
Monika should say this "The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for watching Sayori and Yuri Die"
IM IN LOVE WITH THIS
You know it’s gonna be good when the first quote is Camp Camp.
"What do got there yuri?"
"A knife☺"
"OMG WHO GAVE HER A KNIFE"
OH MY GOD. THE FIRST ONE. THAT'S A FREAKING CAMP CAMP REFERENCE. THANK YOU!!
Sayori: To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether tis' nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or take arms and against a sea of troubles, by opposing end them. To die: to sleep; to sleep perchance to dream; ay, there's the rub; for in that sleep of death what dreams might come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil must give us pause: there's the respect that make calamity of so long a life, for who would bear the whips and scorns of time, the oppressor's wrong, the proud woman's contumely, the pangs of despised love, the laws delay, the insolence of office and the spurns that patient merit of the unworthy takes, when she, herself might her quietus make with a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear, to grunt and sweat under a weary life, but that of dread of something after death, the undiscover'd country from whose bourn no traveler returns, puzzles the will and makes us bear the ills we have rather than fly to others we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all; and thus the native hue of resolution is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, and enterprises of great pith and moment with this regard their currents turn awry, and lose the name of action- soft you now! The fair MC! Puck, in thy orisons may my sins be remember'd.
(Oh and your shtuffs really good!)
Love that Stanley Parable reference.
*WELL I'VE COME TO A DEFINITE CONCLUSION-*
These are always so funny! Also those portal and Stanley parable references XD
The core transfer lines from Portal 2 made me laugh!😂😂
MC : do you want a drink?
sayori : yes , please
MC : here you go "gives the can to sayori"
sayori : wait "checks the can" , it's empty "throws the can and it lands on yuri's head"
yuri :"with psycho eyes" who threw this can?
sayori : "looks at MC" he did
MC : WHAT? no I didn't
yuri charges toward MC with a knife
MC : why sayori? it was just a prank... oh no
MY COMMENT GOT IN THERE
Yeah, I have a copy of the one you left in the comments too, but then I found the one on the blog and the formatting from tumblr looks a lot better than youtube's.
I second that. It fits so well with the background too.
Sayori: Let me see what you have!
Yuri: A knife!
Sayori: No!
Monika - "Have you heard the news today?"
Sayori - "What news?"
Yuri and Natsuki - "Sayori, nooo."
Monika - "You haven't heard....hmm, that's strange cause I'm sure every one has heard."
Sayori - "Heard what?"
Yuri *inside her head* - "Oh mother of Go-"
Monika - "BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD!"
Natsuki - "Oh for the love of-"
Did I inspire you to make this?
I love this! This is so great! I love this!
Loving the Portal 2 and Stanley Parable quotes!
Love this fifth installment! I really needed this one! The knife kinda gave me the cut there when that fourth one finished. (Help me)
Keep it up! owo
"Hey Sayori wanna buy some blades?"
"Nah, blades are for skatin' ya dingus"
Natsuki: MONIKA!!!
Monika: yes?
Natsuki: WHO THE FUCK REPLACED MY CUPCAKES WITH TIDE PODS?
Monika: well, it wasn't me
Dave Harbour, the actor for Officer Jim Hopper in Stranger Things: it's a tide ad
Yuri, just appearing: FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!
MC: YURI WATCH YOUR *FUCKING* LANGUAGE THIS IS A *CHRISTIAN SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Sayori: HECK
MC: you're on thiiiiiiiiiiiiiin fucking ice
MC: oh shit
Hedgehog appears and deletes everyone
Viewer: ya know, maybe it's time to watch bijuu mike...
Hedgehog:
*J̭̟̳͇̯͖̮̭̰̈́͗͝u̴̪̮̹̦̪͖̺͖ͥ̄s̡͇̝̬̻̳̜͑ͨ͌̈̌̿ͩ̓tͫ̓͡҉̺̙͚̜̣ ̪̭͔̦̆͠A̷̩͎̓́͡͞n̩͔̝̩̗͚̗͙ͧͤͨ́͜͢ ̤̼̦́̇̿͂͡Ȩ̪̘̖̹ͨ̾x̛̟̮̮̗̫ͭ̍͡ͅț̜̯͓̤͙̉͆̚r̨̜͇̜̝̫̤̣ͪͪͨ̿̍ͥ̇ḙ̟͔͉̙̣̻̥ͯ̈́͂ͩ̒͑ͣͅm̓̄̀҉̬͙̟̯̻̗̥͜͜e̢̼ͯ̏̈́̀͛͢l̼͔̝̜̩͈̯̗ͨ̒́̽͗͠y̢͓͍͇̣͇̤͆̌ͯͮ͐ ͎̠̟̙̞́̾̐͐ͨ̊͜Â̖͚͆͑͛́͟͡g̵̙̙͍̙̼̼͍͇͎ͯ̀ͧi͍͇̙̻͓̦̜̺͋̅ͥ͡͞ț̢̙̼͈̼̂ͥͤ̓ͮͬa͕̘͈̭̭̝͚̒̇̕t̏͐̋̂ͭ͗̚͏̱͈͖͎̦͓̖̺͎͡e̥̟̲̩ͯ̅̀̎ͫͭͩd̨͍͓̥̜͍̽͆ͣͭ͗ͪ̊ͅ ̠̠͍̥̣̲̩ͩͧ̈̉̚̕͜͝H̹͔͙͉̺̦͉̔̎͒̿ͣê̵̷̹͕̭̅̏ͮ̅̃ͤͮd̏̄̓̃ͤ͝͏̠͓̪ģ̛̩͓̲͍͕̻̘̪̌̍ͭ̀̒͡eͫ҉̤͈̤͈̭͉̯̗h̃̊̋ͪ̒̆͏̣̤̥͚̥̰͍̀ͅö̸̡̭̰̩͚́͛͋͋ͭͨg̶̡̛̭̪̭͎͙̝͈̙̓̄ͩ̍*
Holy shit the jumpscare. Almost fell out of my chair xD
Portal.. The Broom Closet in Stanley Parable and MORE! This is great!
The first one was from Camp Camp-
Oh god, I love that.
Thanks, David, for being so innocent.
*Monika:* Who hangs them selves at three in the morning?
*Sayori:* Oh boy, 3 A.M!
Monika is the new Narrator of the stanley parable!