Obama Lights Up Donald Trump | The Daily Show
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ธ.ค. 2024
- Eight weeks ahead of the midterms, Obama fires up voters by slamming Trump on health care, his soft approach to Nazi sympathizers and the anonymous op-ed leaked out of the White House.
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"The leader VS the tweeter" 😂😂
That's awesome 😊👍👍👍😀😁😁
Yes we can vs way too tan
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@Tim Grahn vh
@Tim Grahn h
Population of California - 500M
Population of USA- 326.7M
Error 420 Logic not found......
California doesn't even have 40million.
He meant when everyone comes to California
:)
You guys aren't the brightest. Let me try and translate what he said into a way to help you better understand.
"Starbucks just started selling their pumpkin spice lattes. Now the line is like a billion people long."
He has a very good brain, he told me so himself.
trump sounds like me whenever i forgot to prepare for a school presentation “each dot is a thing and some of those dots are very big thingssss”
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Obama: smart and thought out speeches
Trump: *bigly*
Smart? You must be on something 🤣
@@thegaminggoblin1730 it’s funny that you don’t realize that you’re the laughing stock of the world lmao
and anomus
@@suntzu3905 obamna 😂
Barem Kobama
How could California increase to 500 million people, there's only 330 million in the US 😂
Srinaath Anbudurai man trump it is dumb af i still don’t know how so many people adore him maybe because they as dumb as him
@Kaizaro123 he was making a fun of people like u
lol XD
@@rexlevy4572 I smell a joker just like Trump.
Your brainwashed from looking at the reality of the world. You're being distracted from the real corruption around you.
I love how Obama is always calm and take a second to think before he speak! He owned every time!
He owned it all right, "If you like your insurance, you can Keep your insurance" Father of Liars!
@@FireFlyTorch No, thats Trump. He's lied over 10,000 times in his presidency. Obama is the best president of my lifetime! A brilliant, charismatic, genius that was feared for his intellect. Obama takes shits worth more than your menial existence, so you can keep on hating via the internet like a low life loser with nothing better to do, and Obama's place in history won't be affected :)
@@FireFlyTorch I kept it all . But then again Im not broke .
Giau Animazion
Trump should be taking notes from him he may learn something but then again you can't teach this old dog new tricks
He takes a while before he speaks considering he reads from a teleprompter written by someone else.
There aren't even 500 million people IN THE ENTIRE U.S.
He was exaggerating though, making a scenario to make his point sound more valid.
@Haru Yanto - Yeah right..............lol
Trump never lets facts get in the way of a subpar speech.
😂😂 I was thinking about it too
I live in California and that caught me off guard when he said that number.
EDIT: I googled, there is only 39.4 million. Lol
*Take away Trump's entertainment value and he'd be at a 10% approval ratting.*
vonsuthoff lol
Hell let's make Gordon Ramsay president....who gives a fuck if he is from Scotland
@@giannispsillias7964
I mean USA is made by immigrants.
@@unchartedraider7547 i agree with you on that but since they identify as Americans first...
Funny dude🤣🤣🤣
Just heard the full speech, it was so refreshing. Such coherence, thoughtfulness, compassion and maturity in speech have been totally lost in our politicians.
Just one sentence from Obama is far better for the human conscience than one sentence of Trump when it mostly sounds like 'Bingbing bongbong'.
Yeah. But nearly half the country is completely ignorant and glued to Fox news. Wonder what we can do to ever change their minds, if at all possible
@@jacobfoxall5633 lol..the bingbing bongbong I can live with, it's the dots and thingggs that worry me...
Nikola Tesla lmao, you should check out high impact vlogs, mark dice, Brandon Tatum, deception bytes, Dustin nemos and sgt report. They are you tube channels with some insight.
I miss eloquence......Shit, I miss coherent sentences.
Listening to Trump confuses me every time.
You gotta admit what he says is so stupid and nonsense that it's hilarious
Cause youre a braindead zombie
@@yourefuckindead_-_-_7371 they don't know what's going on
trump doesn’t have any facts to back up his claims. He just says random bullshit that sounds good but doesn’t state any facts to back it up. The worst part is that his supporters eat that shit up.
@@vincentfrusci7745 there are alot of facts, but the leftist media brainfucks multiple people like u. No matter what facts there are your dumbass wouldnt accept them because youre a typical dumbocrat or old ass libtard
Anyone else die a little inside when trump said, "Each dot is a thing." And he was dead serious. Like that's something you say in front of people as the so called leader of the free world. Are we being trolled, is this real?
Alas...want some happy pills to be able to cope with that?
Qwerty Qwerty I’ll take my happy pills in the shape of a dot plz .........
Not just a thing, very “BIG” things.
"Leader of the free world"? Was Merkel present? I didn't see her.
@@risadolce5097 many dots!...lol
President Obama.What a wonderful educated person.President Trump so uneducated. President Obama what a gentleman. President Trump such a rough low classed man.
Do you want a great president or a fake say whatever you want to hear do nothing for our country one
@@toddsimonds2670 great in obama
What was Floyd's criminal history does anyone know and did anyone know the drugs he was on who was george Floyd that's a good question he didn't respect the police
Haaa, liberalism is a mental disorder.
Rough low classed man? Your giving him too much credit. He was a worthless infant in the shape of a man.
Trevor,I'm so happy to have you in America! We need your unique humor .
Now for TREVOR, I'd say we should amend the Constitution to let non-native-born people run for office. ;)
we need him in Turkey more actually
We miss him in South Africa. But damn, we are so proud.
He is needed everywhere. TREVOR FOR THE WORLD.
Connie Crawford YES, it takes an outsider to see the whole picture.
Obama is looking like America's hot ex-girl who has moved on, and who we never deserved in the first place.
Trump is the gross rebound hookup that happened at last call at the bar, and we're ashamed to tell people about her. 😔😔😔
David J 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️😳😳😳🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👊🏿👊🏿👊🏿👊🏿😂😂😂. Ok you won
Oh man!! That's the funniest thing I've read so far this year :D Excellent !!
i sense some feminist backlash coming for you. but hey fk it
w1sdom99 feminist here... just switch the pronouns. It's still accurate.
David J 😂😂😂😂
All you people bashing trump need to stop..you saw he had papers...papers with dots...and each dot was a thing. Forget the fact that he didn't read a single "thing" those dots said it all.
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I can only imagine what those dots were like:
- We made Donald Trump president
- We didn't make Hillary president
- Also didn't make Ted Cruz president
Armed Wombat or Bernie Sanders 😢
Lmbo
Lmaooo 😂😂😂 I loved your sarcasm
"When obama was president, we all slept so good!!"...you are our man trevor!!! 😃
While People overseas were dying because of him.
@Sammy Samuel according to an analysis of military data, he ordered to drop more than 26,000 bombs in seven countries in one year.
@@staminaa THANK U he messed uo the middle east
@Sammy Samuel yeah and also someone in the military in my town died because of that idiot he sent them to Afghanistan and he died from a landmine so Obama could look good.What a “good” guy🙄
@@staminaa Thank you. The truth hurts. Obama and the liberal left can sink into the pacific for all i care
It is insulting to Obama to compare him to trump.
Because he hates white people so much.
Well stated.
What are you talking about??!? It's an insult to a hole in the dirt to compare it to Trump!! It's an insult to the void left by and ameba within the most stupid brain it was being fed to, just to compare it to Donald Trump
they are comparing a broken down old cocaine addicted poorly made up white guy to an eloquent statesman that is respected on the global stage. apples to orange. no comparison.
Just Kamal
Indeed...
Trevor should be a a guest on SNL and play Obama. I need more Trevor roasting Trump as Obama in my life.
That would be very greasy.
Lauren MW yesssssssssss
Trevor thinks and acts like a female..Most liberal men are real feminine..Liberalism feminizes men, that's the goal..men must be feminized for liberalism to work...Trevor is a raging hypocrite..He comes here to cash in, then whines about America....Liberal hypocrisy is why liberals are hated more than Trump is..
that would be a great show.
@emilio trump is both a celebrity and has no concept of "real politics". and your emoji's are sexist right? I think you're watching the wrong youtube videos. Info Wars is that way -->
The leader vs the tweeter 😂😂👍
A leader VS stupid moron Obama!!
@@kingtut7777 I'm sorry who is the moron? Oh wait that's right, Trump, because unlike Obama he can barely speak like an adult and is not Presidential material
@@kingtut7777 How is Obama a moron kiddo? And dont use twitter and bashing democrats for no reason as your sources bud.
Love Obama
Love Obama
Netflix should make a special on American politics called - “Too Dumb To Handle”
Do you mean obama ??????????????????????????
@@ronniecollum8794 Why don't you go to Fox News' channel?
@@ronniecollum8794 obama was actually a Harvard graduate where's Trump accomplishments without being paid off on his education
@@KVJ-w7h -- i do not care if barry met GOD , he was the worst president ever . a very raciest pos .
@@ronniecollum8794 explain? Because it sounds like your just Obama hater without looking at both sides. Like me I hate Trump but I like Republicans. I think Biden is a little slow but Funny but I like the Democrats. Don't be so subjective of one side that's what causes hate
each dot is a thing--wtf
fidget kid confused child😔😔
fidget kid hahahahahah
Moses....Trump is the one confused.
fidget kid yes dude
of course he used "thing", after the whole "anomolomous" he didn't want to risk it with "interpunction"
Sorry if it bothers some people but I'm still stuck at the part of how can a country of more than 300 million people elect a mentally disabled person as a president and expect the other countries to not laugh at them?
Mentally disabled billionare, riiiiight
Hey Candy Cain look at the Kardashians
Kinda ashamed to be American ngl
Ouch. You’re right, but ouch.
They were scared of a woman being president so they made an idiot president.
Overnight the world went from liking and admiring our country to laughing at it.
Bruh, we did that way before that. The real turning point was when Trump became president.
SHEILA Miller
World stoped doing that long time ago
Were you coma ?
We are laughing at trump the hump not America.
Don't forget some of us r fearing America.
Nobody admires the US. For what? How money is more important than human lives? Literally.
Not attacking american people, I feel sorry for most of them
Everbody stay mentally, physically, and emotionally STRONG as we STAND UP TO RACISM
#BLACKLIVESMATTER
all lives matter
@@whomi1278 serious question: do you understand that "Black Lives Matter" is trying to bring change and awareness to systematic racism and police brutality where true justice isn't served?
@@relltiredofsheep4584 Lmao y r u getting triggered all I said is all lives matter everyone's lives matter.
Black lives matter ain't it pretty racist statement.
and yeah fuck da police
maybe I m dumb af srt then
@@whomi1278 what they meant is right now, black people are having some troubles.
We humans can't do everything in one go, so right now. We are focusing black people for now. After it's finished or decreased greatly.
We will focus on another troubled one, and so on.
And let's not fight.
@@mochifuyu1452 Noice (。・ω・。) nyc stuff on ur channel gg keep it going
Americans who voted for Trump: you made the US the laughing stock of the world.
Edit: give us 4 more years of Trump please! No sleepy Biden please.
Faxx
It’s like experiencing 2nd hand embarrassment and I don’t like it
-american politics is my favorite comedy show, id hope for a season 2 but i think its best the show ends in 1 season. 4 years of hilarious excuses and weird sentences by the POTUS filled me with joy enough. i hope yall vote him out because im grabbin popcorn if he gets elected again
Agreed
This is so true
You have no idea how many people laugh at trump in israel
When obama was the president everyone respect him
California does *NOT* have 500 million people! FFS, The U.S. only has 350 million! #LowIQ
He was referring to that bring the population if most the world moved there because of free health care.
But we - the rest of the world - already have free or legal healthcare…
Even we "The Bad Hombres", aka mexicans, have free halthcare :)
Youre an idiot dude , enyone should be able to understand what he was trying to say even if it was a stupid scenario. Cant believe that many people like the comment. LOL.
Your Name
What was he trying to say?
Twitter needs to build a house for Trump cause it looks like he lives there
I feel you on that😂😭
Bhahahaha! Thats so true!
Lol
this aged well
@@manualchimera55casey62 😂😂😂😂😂extremely
Donald Trump is kinda famous in our country 🇮🇳 just because of his memes😂
Obama was the Best 💪🔥
Ik but he is racist and homophobic...
U live in India?
That’s lit!
@@gizzleboi7901 yes sir🙂
@ENV • RYZEN
That’s really cool, sorry that over tan idiot ever stepped foot in India 🤦♂️
@@gizzleboi7901 Haha It's fine 😂. I just wrote a fact about "Rocket-Man" .
I actually believe that by his first visit to our country , atleast some meme makers had something to post in their social media 😂😂
America has a president who has a mouth that is bigger than his brain.
His fingers are also smaller then his brain
@@tiedough7481 you also know that there's something way smaller than his smallest finger, and that's even bigger than his brain
@@les471 I know
@@benjaminsnowden8626 good😂😂
His brain is smaller than his my doll
Each dot is a thing: of how he destroyed something.
Dude
Is this only this month?
Noob Man ooooofff
I'm still worried that he said California has 500 MILLION people...the US only has 330 million
he actually said if people found out california had free healthcare the population would grow to 500 million.. don't like him never did but no need to misquote the idiot..ijs
@@LORDLIONO8 before correcting someone ensure you make your own b3d next time . Trump doesnt know the population
@@originalman4494 3:10 then go make your bed sir.
@@LORDLIONO8 California cant considerably fit 500 million people
@@malikfox194 of course it can't..smh
Trump: "California has increased in size by 500 million people!
United States: "Population 328 Million"
Big brain *1,000.
HAHAHAHAHA
@@Tei_022 You alright?
Yep Trump is a moron. A moron that took on all the corruption in the swamp of American politics and hollywood media and won big in historic 2020 landslide election!!!
HE LOST 😂😂
Thank GOD
“Each dot is a thing, and those are very BIG things” does he actually talk like this in real life lmfao how is he president
RIGHT!? Dude this guy makes Americans look like.. I'm not even going to say it..
Sharon Stahlman Trump has a small vocabulary, therefore “It’s because of uneducated liberals.” Can you even make sense out of what you said? I could talk about your lack of grammar, but that’s too easy. Instead let’s talk about his supporters and how they love to talk about how many jobs he’s created, but they also: Dodge all the domestic terrorism, ignore the literal Nazis and Confederates walking around, praise him for the achievements of other people, ignore their own standards/morals/beliefs(including religious) if it means supporting him and how he’s divided the country to the point that some of his followers are threatening a civil war. “Normal Americans” that you describe are closer to cultists, all of his rallies are the same; He talks about how amazing he is then says a bunch of shit that never happened and says he’s the best president. Every. Time. And if you try and reason or use logic/common sense with a Trump supporter they always deflect to Hilary or Obama because most of the time they’re too brainwashed to do any research of their own.
because, apparently, he can’t read,... allegedly Donald Trump is literally illiterate..
There a lot of stupid people in the US. They're scared of black/brown people and they are happy that they can relate to him.
This is what happens when you keep cutting school budgets, an orange reality star with the IQ of a potato in the white house.
Trevor is a true professional. He messed up reading the teleprompter by saying 8 days instead of 8 weeks and made a joke about it on the fly. It's the little things. lol
"Each dot is a thing, and they're all very big things."
Very stable genius indeed.
Uchiha Wolf 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@knockitoffsam
Why are you crying? :-(
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Wonder what a thing the size of a dot is ?
One day , I really gonna miss Donald Trump ; he's my favorite comedian . ( I'm sorry Trevor , but every word coming from Donald Trump it's a joke )
Yeah he's gonna be a dead meme after the new president is elected lol
An awful joke. A joke whose faulty choices doomed hundreds of thousands of American people to die slow, painful, suffocating, deaths to Covid-19. Obama had made a pandemic preparedness plan you know, Trump called it a waste of money, now look at us.
Don't get me wrong. It WOULD be funny...if only it weren't so tragic.
That's the only thing I miss about him; the sad part is, he wasn't trying to be funny, he was sincere in all he said...or tried to say.
@4:25 well to be fair toddlers often do fall asleep when the adults are talking
Hilarious
Oh That's sweet ! True, very true.
As a parent I wish that was true.
travis f One good reason why they shouldn't be in charge of the military.
I think trump did correct instade listing to obama sleeping is better option....
Even Trevor's impression of Obama is a better president than Trump.
Even Twilight is a better president than Trump
Even Winnie the pooh is a better president.
Diego Solis you are right!
On point!
I was going to make a comment about the Donald calling Barack "President Obama," as he was attempting a burn, but your comment, Diego, is so massively brilliant and clever that anything else would pale in comparison.
As a veteran with sons and daughters in the military, I slept well when Obama was our President. I am having nightmares with President Trump.
Agree. One of my grandson's was considering joining and I BEGGED him to wait until #45 is gone. Thank God, he's going through training for firefighter/EMT instead! Before #45 I was encouraging joining. Human life is disposable to this despot. I can see people dying over his hurt feelings. 🥺
@@ovenchicken876 dont have nothing good to say dont say nothing at all!
@@brandonnash4455 I'm just stating the obvious
@@ovenchicken876 your just stating your kind of stupidness. Cesspool garbage man.
Hmm ? As a Combat Veteran with Sons in the Military, I didnt sleep well watching my Soldiers die due to ROE’s that solely caused them to check fire & .... That came from the top! 8 years of expanding & compromising.. Trump = Action. You dont have to like him to see he’s effective. Obama waited 186 days to finally say “go” on Osama bin Laden. It was (& Obama was) a joke with Military Intel. I’ll take this President & his hardline any day.. Glad its today, My Son won’t have to get pardoned for doing his job, protecting his Soldiers. I respect your opinion, Ive just never heard that opinion form anyone with boots on the ground. God Speed.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Obama vs Trump...
The Commander vs Joker.
WHO SHALL WIN
WE NEVER KNOW
Obama was a great president
TRUMP COMMANDER ,OK IF YOU SAY SO , I AGREE .
ronnie collum are you serious right now?
@@Jerryorantex-zk6lj -- as soon as i saw your logo i knew i would not waste a breath on you or amy other anti-fa supporter
Trevor as Obama dissing Trump. I could watch that all day.
Trevor’s Obama impression is priceless!
All of his impressions are.
#facts
Juni 100 dreaming
It sounds like the guy from epic rap battles of history
Janelli Marie what
Won TWO TERMS and he didn't call either Russia or Ukraine to help him. His brilliance did it!
Indeed it did
Can we all appreciate for a moment how awesome it is that that guy isn’t president anymore?
This guy said “California just grew to 500 million people....” that’s nearly double the entire country 😂
...and yet his supporters can sit there and smile proudly... define "just az ignorant and arrogant "
3:11 Trump's Doppleganger in left wearing pink shirt
Libtard
@@gagecook7506 Trumptard
@@gagecook7506 when Obama was on power we could sleep at night now we are afraid to sleep because we don't know what he's going to do next
mary sheehan sure buddy lol only good things 😂 because Obama only did bad
500 million people in California 🤔🤔🤔 I'm not from America but I thought there was only 325 million people in the whole of America...and why would the world go to America when most countries including the 1 I live in gives free health care and free education
That’s because my president is making numbers up. One, he’s a liar and two, to look impressive for his followers.
Because, “Some dots, are really big things” and apparently “California has turned into one really big man” that all the world wants to see hahaha! Sound good? 😂
They'd go to America because it's CALIFORNIA
Yep... He almost made me spit beer on that one... Oh, and with the "dots", too.
He's talking about Mexico's population. Not that hard to comprehend.
Thank you Trevor Noah, for keeping us sane!
LMAO!!!!! Trump held up sheets of paper. 😂😄😂😄 Notice he didn't even attempt to read any of them.
Trump can't read
He read some of them but its nothing we hadnt heard before
Yes, but they were all things, big thingggs, who would have known that...lol
All should check out high impact vlogs, mark dice, sgt report, Dustin nemos, Brandon Tatum and deception bytes.
he is idiot
"This guy can't even say anonymous, I remember the days when presidents know the language of the country they came from" 🤣
Can we see a birth certificate for Trump? Or is that locked away with his tax returns?
@@armedwombat6816 a
Lmao...also under audit..
Are you seriously talking shit about King Obama speech....trumptard?
@@rogerwilliamsii2934 where did you get that from?
So sorry.....i now feel like a trumptard.....my bad
He speaks like a 3rd grader explaining his class project
A project he paid someone else to do and didn't even review before turning it in with his list on it
Not true, a third grader I could understand! 🤣🤣🤣
I know he's trying so hard for the democrats to understand too. Hes everyones president not just the people who voted for him.
@@williambrink7153 Are you saying democrats are stupid so he has to talk like an idiot? Obama was a democrat and he was way more coherent than Trump will ever be. Keep grasping at straws. You might get it right someday.
@@dazednamaezed your all so proud of obama for being a good speaker while he did nothing. You all call trump stupid and mock him that he cant speak as good as obama but you might want to watch a few biden videos. Cant wait to hear how you all try to praise his speaking skills.
Me trying explain something to the new student that I don’t even completely understand myself:
“Each dot is a thing. And some of those things are really BIG things.”
no biggie, these things are BIG things
Even though it may be very easy to poke fun of this President however im pleading to all of you, please go out there and vote. We can all laugh later after he's out of office
Let's just poke fun and still vote
You just spoke my nightmare. We're gonna lose again because of low turnout.
I doubt that he'll win a second term
I think it's truly possible. The GOP has been redrawing districts like crazy.
Wait... does gerrymandering work at the federal level??? Maybe not.
If Trump can be president, you and I have no reason to not become whatever we want to. *Edit: But we should choose what we want to become wisely, for our own good and for the good of society.
IsmailSimba if you're willing to lie cheat and steal.
If only we all had a small loan of a million dollars
my motivational poster.
Thanks for trying man, but I'm not sure whether that's a hopeful thought or a depressing one...
Thank you! That is oddly encouraging. 🌻
Obama’s speeches are good for sleeping? What??
I once started watching a video of one of them just to see what he says and how he speaks. I didn’t intend to stay for more than 5 minutes. In the end, I ended up going through the whole thing, which was 2 f*cking hours!
As for Trump, I just can’t stand listening to the guy even for a minute because when I do I can feel my brain cells dying every second.
He is definitely a very eloquent speaker. Unlike the orange mush mouth, we have now.
Yeah, Obama has a ton of charm and charisma. It's honestly enjoyable to listen to him speak!
Trump sounds like a cross between a drunk and a Jewish jeweler on 5th Ave.- " have I got a deal for you ".
agreed. i suppose i hate listening to obama, because i really have things to do other than listen, but that's kind'a all i wanna do, is just sit and listen... so my day is wasted after listening to this speech then that speech, then i find myself down a rabbit hole five hours later watching Epic Rap Battles with Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney.
*...decides to go down that rabbit hole anyway...*
PaganSmurf Epic rap battles are the best 😂
"I remember when presidents could speak the language of the countries they were from"
That was just roasting! 🔥🔥🔥
" you have to admit trump is more fun ".... yeah, he is. FOR ME.
because I'm not american... I would have had a stoke mounths ago if this was MY president ......
Sad but true
Yeah, he's more than an embarrassment to us, the party's over n we want, no need sanity to take over before we're all confined to the asylum permanently!
I keep waiting for his dentures to fall out
Speedy I'm with you it's so funny watching Trump from thousands of kilometers away
I LOVE trump he is a gift of STUPID that never stops giving!
I hope President Obama sees this!
Rohan, yeah; He surely needs all the support he can.....
5 stars to your comment & bet another 5 stars that, it's true.
I hope trump sees it! Hahaha...
Rohan, can't agree more!
Danni 😂😂😂 yes
Kmsl!!! "I remember when Presidents could speak the language of the country they were from" hahaha
I thought all Americans are like Trump
And when they werent on twitter..
YEESSSSS that was my favorite part too!!!! 😂😂😂
Like Kim Il Sung?
@@Mwinata24 lol oh no...we aren't all in love with the trumpster
1:55 a little brief on what those dots really say:
1. went potty for the first time
2. didn't wet the bed for a whole week
3. no more diapers!
4. got n word pass from my friend's father's black cousin
5. used a very big word correctly in a sentence
Watching Obama speak followed by Trump is depressing. Regardless of politics, you have to admit that Obama is a great speaker that commands respect by not demanding it. I hope the next president brings respect back to the white house. I don't care what race, gender, or political party. I just want someone intelligent who I can respect as a person and represents to best this nation has. If Trump is he best this nation has, lord help us all.
Same I want a president that will benefit me individually but I don't want 2016 to the end of America to be someone getting elected and if they dont have the support of the media gets dogged like crazy and citizens crying because its like they never voted before. Heck some people didn't even vote.... personally as long as Trump do not get us into a war I'm cool....know what I mean? bombs and bandages are costly. On a serious not I do not think the country will recover quickly from this..... as in politics being I lost a election so let me try to drag down the legitimacy of our president..... that goes for the Donkeys and the Elephants.
Whovian2018 you dumbass you want America to end up like Sweden ? Cause that’s what’s gonna happen if a Democrat wins the next election
@@MiguelSantos-kc6vw improve on education, happynes of the people, a fair healthcare system, seperation of church and politics? Sounds horrible
Exactly! One morning we all woke up as a really big person. Terrifying stuff.
Onno L go look at Sweden RIGHT NOW Sweden is over go look go do ur search all over TH-cam and everything Sweden is ruined the socialist left Democratic Party has just won cause of its brainwashing and just ruined Sweden , I don’t support trump all the way but he’s the only one out of all the other opposing candidates in America that is against open borders, every European country now that is currently controlled or run by a leftist government is turning into a 3rd world country, Sweden, Germany and Poland are all
Going to shit cause of the left, so if you want America to go
To
Shit keep supporting the left and hating trump, trust me man you don’t want America to become 3rd world I live in a 3rd world country in Africa it’s horrible
Well the fact that he addressed Obama as President Obama, let’s us know even he acknowledges our forever President!🥰
Wow, that was lit..
Octavia- I LOVED that part myself. President Obama forever.
Shut up !!! President Trump is comming back and will throw Obama into Jail !!!
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 @ Obama letting everybody know who recovered the economy. Trump's riding on a coattail of our previous president
@@clepticwarrior431 hush minority
@@Vinnafetish thank you
@@Vinnafetish These racist snowflakes are mad aren't they lol?
@@purplehaazebee7004 you're welcome. We already know.
@@clepticwarrior431 You shouldn't say that to her, you're sounding pretty Racist. Get out of here with your Confederate Flag.
You are the best in your research bro, you make us proud and feel happy
Obama is classy and eloquent when he speaks. Trump can't put a single sentence together.
Sometimes not even even a simple word! 😆
Obama bailed out the banks, with OUR money and didn't put a banker in jail. And you still support that clown because "he can speak nicely".
@@darwinism14 that was his price to pay to the republicans to (can, may, agree) become the next prez
@@0davydebrycke328
He paid his masters at Wall Street, no wonder he got 400k for the first job after he left the White House. A speech for.. Wall Street!
@@darwinism14 they the real gangsters... but rap about it. M.O.B. money over bitches hardcore style that 'elite'
Yes We Can vs. Way Too Tan 😂😂😂😂
Donald-Ud-Deen Trump That was funny 😀😀
Armani Akeem this segment is one of the best Trevor Noah Daily Show segments that I’ve seen
He is the IDIOT
IN CHIEF!!😜🤪
...Way Too Orange. LOL
@Mark Wick yes, there are, look up for Eminem video that he has so many word rhyme with orange
Wtf... is he saying that having Health Care and education will cause us to overpopulate????
That and transform the state of California into a person...
@@MisteRRYouTuby lol😂 how are they going along with the stuff he says to them. He's like the Warren Jeffs of politics.
Yes. He's saying that it will work so well that everyone will move there lol.
he probably dont know his fav Norway have free healthcare and education
as if a free healthcare isn't something already present in most of the advanced countries 😂
JEESH Trevor! Your sharp mind and impeccable comedic timing are --- well, suffice it to say, I'm almost as in love with you as I am with Obama❣ 😁
Why is no one is addressing the fact that Trump said California has 500 million people! 😂
And it's a big person!!!😂😂😂😂
again,trumps a moron
🤔 but Americas total population is under 500 million though.......how does that work?
I think he was saying what would happen if everyone moved to California.
@@minas2947, yes thats what happens when its to dense population, they will all merge into one giant person T_T
Internet Random: Why do you guys love Obama so much?
Me: Because he can have a thought and put it into a coherent sentence.
If you have to ask that question you have been asleep since Trump entered the White House.
For real
Jabrea Davis unlike trump who just spews dribble mixed in with tangents of hateful garbage and fake shit.
@ Jabrea Davis ; Trump obviously went to west point because of affirmative action and he was handed over his recomendable qualifications not because he qualified for anything but because of his fathers connections with the Newyork Mob and other shaddy business partners.
So to my humble opinion, it is asking way too much for anyone to think or have high expectations from him to be able to speak fluent grammatically correct English that make logical sense.
Someone wrote a book in the 90s about him titled " the art of the deal" and Trump bragged thru the media very proudly and loudly like he was the one who wrote the book word by word by himself. When the fact of the real deal is, he can't even focus and read a whole sentence without jumping to another irrelevant subject or even express himself coherently in English and yet he hates foreigners.
In the book titled " the art of the deal". Donald Trump is presented as this magical money and investment genius who flipped 1million dollars into billions of dollars which was a flat out lie.
Because in my research the same period in the 90s according to his recent released IRS tax returns he filled he was lossing billions. In business terms he was operating and running a negative return business venture. Which could mean 3 things. Number one he is a well indoctrinated lying con-artist. Two, the book "the art of the deal was not his original idea."
The book written about his successes as a business genius is mere reflected in his tax returns and three, he was and still is being handled by the same people his father introduced him to, the Mobs of Newyork underworld who probably pushed him at the last minute inside the white house so that he maybe able to steal with impunity and in the process payback billions of dollars in debt he owes to his handlers, money lenders and banks which have now total control of his real estate assets and literally every single dime coming into his TO ( Trump Organizations ) check books.
That's why if one was to observe and critically analyse Trumps actions it would be easy to see that his actions are of a defeated man in shear pain, anger and desperation . Fearing of his decades old pilling billions of dollars debts payback, his old age and fast deminishing memory stamina.
This leaves me with these last few words, that man dwelling in the oval office is a # TRUMP !"
Could be a KARMA of his daddy's past SINS. " What goes around comes around."
If people of Libya and Syria also admire Obama's rhetorical skills?
That impersonation was in point “Bitch you’re getting salad!!!” 😂😂😂
Isabellye Acosta fantastic😂😂❤️❤️❤️👏🏽👏👏👏😂😂😂
I laughed way too much at this
xd
So good😂
But I don't like having a President who is funnier, during a crisis, who makes wrong decisions, who mishandles a pandemic and making people laugh more and use that humor to distract us from the crisis and avoid admitting the President's poor work, poor concern, poor regard to his people. And sleeping while Obama talks means not caring and not listening. Trump's jokes are more offensive. Like- "Paris isn't Paris." "Watching and listening to Obama helps me sleep well." And often, he speaks rudely, unprofessionally and he's serious. Like when he said that the Congresswomen should go back to the Countries they came from. Well, I would rather the President try to be humorous and in a positive way, even if it's not funny, rather than make rude, nasty, racist, sexist jokes that divide us. That's fucked up!
#ThankYouObama
#NoTrump2020
#VoteBLUE
"Each dot is a thing" - Trump the visionary
*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!! LOLZ!!*
It's probably his first point form notes and his assistant had to tell him that each dot is a thing, hence him repeating it on stage.
Just sad!
"And some of those things are very big thiiingz"
Thank you for making me laugh!
Obama inspires when he talks. Trump, I don't really know if what he says are words
What? Trump has all the best words. Lots of people say so. He's a very stable genius.
_Anomynish_
Seriously
Inspires.... "IF YOU LIKE YOUR INSURANCE, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR INSURANCE"! Inspiration like that the Country can do without. I now Jane zero insurance because my rates went so high, I could no longer afford that INSPIRATION!
That is because you love empty promises and bullshit. WELL, you are a lefty moron and that explains you stupidity!!!!
Why do I feel goosebumps whenever Obama Speaks. That what a President does.
Me too, and i'm not even north american :)
@@zudemaster what does being lgbtq have to do with it?
unironically_lame
Because their unenlightened mind still thinks that's an insult.
Poor bastard.
Sounds like an allergic reaction, or herpes... Get checked.
@10,000 subs with no videos? You never got goosebumps from hearing a great singer or seeing a really see inspiring site? Have you never heard anyone speak about something that makes it feel like you can't breathe? It's called awe.
I know these are old videos but i come back to them just for laughs lol .
You know instead of saying that "each dot is a thing" he has accomplished, it would be nice if he would actually read it out what he accomplished from that 4-page list. For all I know, it's probably his list of orders he asks for in the McDonald's drive-through
Thats probably the ledger that contains how much taxes he purposefully and intentionally evaded through, though cleverly, loop holes. That idiot would be proud about how much money he saved. From the rest of us.
It takes too much of a human's "finite energy" for him to even read.
@@LTDoge-dm3jr he admitted during a rally that tax evasion makes him "smart."
@@Virjunior01 i didnt even hear about that. How come he isnt impeached? He probably makes millions of dollars in revenue. Thats hundreds of thousands dollars. You continue to support a man who isnt supporting you? He is God. The God that businessmen revere. The ideal businessman. People support you without supporting them? My god. Either he really is smart in his way of swaying people or the majority of the Americans are just plain ignorant and easily swayed by your emotions instead of logic and critical thinking.
Omi Trumptard can’t Read
If everyone is moving to California maybe they’re doing something right
brainwashed fool.
Bullshit. People continue to pour into CA for jobs. People leaving are either retiring or found a similar job in an area with a less insane housing market. We have a budget surplus in the billions. Not a deficit.
@B 81 I wish they would leave lol it would open a space up for me in the housing market. I've been here my whole life and I'm still waiting in the queue line.
@B 81 even with the forest fires, California seems a better place to live.
The only ones moving to Cali are illegals. Everyone else is leaving because of the same.
I really want Obama to come back...AND I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN NORTH AMERICA...I LIVE IN EUROPE!!
Well Obama was intelligent man but he killed a lot of Muslim and make them againts each other! Well the truth is tht and yall know it😭😭😭😭😭
Erinn Markos RACIST
Abigail Dondoyano umm how?
Erinn Markos yes
@@thatoneperson2604 can you explain ? (not meant bad :)
Trevor...you never fail to crack me up. It's now Sept 2020 ( in 30 mins) and your 2018 video is as relevant and hilarious as it was 2 years ago. You are one of our best imports....🤣🤣🤣 South Africa's loss.
"Each dot is a thing" lol. Your president ladies and gentlemen.
No, no, not by choice. I never wanted the toupé-wearing cheeto puff as my president. Nope. No. Nada. Denied.
Indiansky324 he is tho
Haha this made me laugh so hard
Nobody's president
The president of eloquent arguments.
Sarcasm, people.
Trump????? WTF are you talking about. Oh God please save us from this
GOD is busy at this time getting his jollies from pervert priests playing with little boy's pee pees, if you'd like to leave a message, talk to the Pope. Baptist GOD is the same GOD as Pope GOD, clergy just love the little boys, don't matter what pulpit you preach from, you're still a pervert priest.
RIXRADvidz That is disgusting! How dare you talk about God as if he could be compared to any human, Pope or not
Go vote.. Your voice counts
David Mnaba Only you (plural) can save yourselves from this. To all the good American men and women out there, please please get up and vote in November.
He's talking about anomonischh
“When you hear how great the economy is right now, let just remember when this recovery started”
@Jesse Harris
Trump told you this so it's true. WOW. what a loser.
Obama was a fool who dnt knw moral and immoral thing. This host is also a foolish idiot like Obama. They re all like CNN fake news. Trump may nt b as good speaking as Obama but he much more intelligent than the Obama. Sleep make the world save again.
We African love trump cuz he stand for standard and moral. Not d fake African American like obama.
@Pope Morah plz stfu u bigoted-low brow wanna be nazi. Obama shits on Trump in every single way and the trumptards hate it
@@kingtut7777 moron Trump the fucking scumbag piece of shit and we're all going to die because he's president
@Jesse Harris these are facts
I 💕 President Obama and Trevor. Watching this video was awesome!
There is now nothing I want more in the world than a one hour Obama roast of Trump
Followed by a cage match between Trump and Biden.
Obama will be key to getting out the vote in blue-state districts currently held by Republicans... I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would check out my acoustic piano & vocal covers of 80s/90s classic songs on my channel. Covers include Prince, George Michael, Elton John, Phil Collins, the GooGoo Dolls, Sarah McClachlan, Billy Joel, Earth Wind & Fire, plus a couple of '010s classics from Bruno Mars and Coldplay. Live acoustic with no autotune. Thanks and peace.
Me Too
I would watch that on REPLAY 🤣
www.faithfreedom.org/the-challenge-2/
Obama could brag about being only president in history not to have 3 % growth or the 20 TRILLION dollar debt he ran up.
I agree! Obama needs to whip Trump with his wit and drop the mic again.
I love Trevor's Obama impression. HILARIOUS every time
OMG! I can't believe I just discovered The Daily Show! The way he describes how Obama was actually great for falling asleep is just hilarious and sadly true. i love this show.
YEESH! It’s like a grown up and a drunk baby debating each other.
Omg it is. 😂 😂 😂 😂
Dude, this is like a college professor and a drunk dog debating each other
strike that a drunk dog is still too smart, maybe a drunk pigeon :)
NOT Enrique my grandson and I have better debates and I can’t understand him, but he has conviction.
Hahaha a drunk baby.
“I remember when presidents could speak the language of the country they lead”
He was speaking to the leftist and sadist. He was speaking to LGBT idiots American.
Naw trump is speaking to the evangelical, the conservative and the moral American.
Trevor's is a big fool.
U av a president wu cud do anything for Americans.
Come to Africa is u can av dt privileges. Trevor Ur mama regret ur birth. Maybe they Shud ave bn gay
And their wives too.
This shit is sad !
The US have no official language !
hannah chen What do you think about Joe Biden when he is not reading? How"s his English?
Trump sound like a person that still needs their education
oh my God, yes
@@Favor.risky1 Shut the fuck up
@@johnboo4419 kid your education is probably in the dumpster, can't be talking about other people...
John Boo that’s not what he’s implying. He was saying that he doesn’t have an education not that it wasn’t a good one
Lol stfu
The press: why does it say clean the toilet
Trump: that’s a very big thing
I miss President Obama. And I could listen to Trevor imitating him all night.
Xvideosco.
@@joesphayisu2657 Bad Joseph! Bad!
Dr M fuck off, asswipe
So Cindy you miss a president that promoted 40 year old men that claim to be women using the same public restrooms as 8 year old girls?
You are truly as sick bastard.
Obama's power level reading is over 9000
Trump doesn't have a reading level
Lol crushes scouter....
Lol Trump, "it goes on and on...4 pages"
Traitor Trump's "low energy", his is negative 9000
Obama is GoKu and trump is Hercule.
Please correct me if I am wrong. In Donald Trump mention four pages but i saw in video only two. I am worried does he know how to count?
He had 2 pieces of paper and there were things written on both sides making it 4 pages
I seen that shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's using "technical correctness" to make it seem more impressive than he really is. It's like when you type a research paper and make it double spaced to make it look like you wrote more than you actually did
The question I ask is can he read? What's he doing waving the papers around- he doesn't even read one or two of the really great things his administration has done?
I witness the same thing, something is wrong seriously !!!
Each DOT is a THING- a very BIG THING 😆😆😆😆😆
I remember when presidents could speak the language of the country they were from
That was frkn funny
Languageng
Best joke in the clip.
Says the guy that can't spell even with spell ✔
Draco Thumpn
frkn
freaking
What country are you from?
That Obama impression!!😂😂
Yup..
Spot on
Lol, too funny 😂😂😂😂
trumps presidency is a disaster, i'm glad i still have my Kenyan citizenship haha
OliverItPod right on!!! Loved it !!!!
America's first Black President vs. America's first (and hopefully last) Orange President
😂😂
Unless we get someone from the Jersey Shore cast...
Anything’s possible...sadly
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh that’s original 🙄🙄🙄
Trevor Noah your comedy and truth that you report on is great. Your jokes are on point and hilarious...