I don't know how much the gang got away with, but the hostages were unambiguous winners. IRyS and Ina made a killing cleaning up both sides after the shootout, Polka got a ton of material, and Reine and Moona probably made bank hawking burgers to the gangsters while they waited for the cops.
I lol'd pretty hard brother A friend and I got knockout gamed in a shitty area near detroit. We called the police to report, as we also had a witness that was with us. We waited for 2 hours before we just said fuck it and left. I had to walk around work with 2 black eyes for 2 weeks, and i worked at detroit airport (DTW) at the time, so even people who couldn't speak english we're asking me what happened.
@@natperXD Being hostages means the docs are in prime territory for injuries and that's basically a guaranteed money tree situation. Just need to pick up the fruits that fell from it.
Polka is so underrated in all of this, I wish there were more clips of her. She's a one man army, literally has no coworkers so she roams around on a little scooter doing her best.
thats what we call a real one. when ur friend doesnt ask why ur in trouble or how to get you out of it. they see you calm acceptance and just do their best to keep u company
Robbing a bank and taking hostages is bad enough, but the fact that they held up Ina and Irys so that the city had to manage with Fuwamoco's medical services is pure evil.
I love that, because Ina's usually so shy and quiet, people underestimate how much of a troll she actually is. This is perfectly in character for her brand of mischief.
"Are we really hostages?" "No, I'm just visiting." 😇 Ina puns are great and all, but she really is 10 thousand times funnier when she isn't even trying.
Irys : "I'm an hostage right now. Do you want to join me ?" Ina : "Seems fun, wait, I'll get the boombox !" Polka : "What the f*ck ?" Anya : "What the f*ck ?" Staff-san : "Let’s add even more confusion in this situation." Moon and Reine : "What the f*ck is going on here ?" Police officers in the distance : "AAAAAAAH !!!"
@@DRAGONPURPURACRICGCK Watching from Ina's POV it appears as if she caught Staff-san outside, killing a monkey with an axe, and posted pictures on her blog.
@@DRAGONPURPURACRICGCK The exact context of this scene was : The gang side was trying to make an heist work, Staff-san and Miko were there to help if there's a bug (this is why the police doesn't come right away, and Irys and Ina were kinda stuck for a long time in the bank since they were "hostages") During that, Miko tried to prank Staff-san by using her "god" powers to summon a monkey that attacked Staff-san (it happens in the exact same time as when Irys enters the bank while crouched, at the start of this clip) Staff-san killed the monkey with her axe, and Polka did see that, and tried to take a photo of the moment Staff-san killed the monkey, but missed that, so she instead took a photo of the monkey corpse (In this clip, it happens when Ina enters the bank, you can hear Polka being sad that she missed the "perfect" photo) She wrote an article using the dead monkey photo about Staff-san fighting monkeys, and Staff-san came in the bank right after, axe on hand, and "menaced" Polka
Calli and Ina also caught staff-san doing her daily gacha at the casino 10 mins before the server shut down. She pretty much got the worst prize (7500 dollars, which can't buy you anything), took out her axe and attacked the prize wheel.
While Iryz is being held hostage, we have Polka covering two facts, robbery and the staff-san killing a monkey with an axe. A journalist with talent and luck
It's just hilarious bit after hilarious bit. Ina showing up to visit. Cover Staff showing up to threaten Polka RIGHT after Ina talks about Polkas article is amazing. Ahahahaha. They mention the police coming and behind them you can see the police arriving outside. This was so perfectly timed over and over.
Ina bringing the boombox reminds me of the scene in Tropic Thunder where the manager brings the TiVo for Ben Stiller through the forest 😂 Edit: spelling
Thank you for the clip. 9:59 The translation is wrong. × Pekora: Is there someone who can speak English？ina-chan… IRyS: I can speak English! ⚪︎ ぺこら: パレトはあれだね。英語ができる人、必須になっちゃうな。 Pekora: Pareto wa are dane. eigo ga dekiru hito hissu ni nattilyau na. ↓ Pekora: It looks like Pareto will require someone who can speak English. IRyS: I can speak English! Pekora didn't ask questions.
The shootout started as Ina was apologizing to Biboo that she was a hostage, and couldn't come to the hospital right now. Gangsters were doing combat rolls behind her as bullets whizzed past and Biboo was like "... Do you need backup?" The phone call happens at 2 hour, 08 minutes and 26 second on Ina's day 4 POV.
Why did I hear *"I'm just Jermaphobe"* from IRyS 😭😭🤣 Ina is truly a homie, IRyS was being held hostage and she offered to bring the boombox, then danced together. Can already hear the noises! WAH! xD
The most casual robbery & hostage situation I've ever seen 😂 Even Anya sounded like she was facepalming and Ina & IRyS' ordering food 😆 Also Elite Mikochi @ 11:30 with her comedic timing! Was brilliant!
Food delivery arrives before Police.
Realism 10/10
I don't know how much the gang got away with, but the hostages were unambiguous winners. IRyS and Ina made a killing cleaning up both sides after the shootout, Polka got a ton of material, and Reine and Moona probably made bank hawking burgers to the gangsters while they waited for the cops.
Police always late
lol reminds me of the jimmy johns ad where the house was burning
I lol'd pretty hard brother
A friend and I got knockout gamed in a shitty area near detroit. We called the police to report, as we also had a witness that was with us. We waited for 2 hours before we just said fuck it and left. I had to walk around work with 2 black eyes for 2 weeks, and i worked at detroit airport (DTW) at the time, so even people who couldn't speak english we're asking me what happened.
Bruh 😂😂😂😂
My favorite part is that Fubuki just accepts that a hostage situation is a valid excuse without asking any questions or offering to call the police
She can't exactly save them, it's cheaper to just send someone else than to deal with police business. Fubuki is a real moneymaker.
@@L.A.M.B_B4 A True Business Fox.
Plus, there might be incidents so they can gain more money.
To be fair being a hostage is probably safer then having FuaMoco sent to you
@@natperXD Being hostages means the docs are in prime territory for injuries and that's basically a guaranteed money tree situation. Just need to pick up the fruits that fell from it.
"Sorry, can't come into work, being a hostage, get Fuwamoco to cover"
11:32 the miko screaming you hear is miko being mauled by a random wild dog lmao
Since when did fuwamoco get there?
Not a random wild dog, it was a dog summoned by the cover staff lol
the revenge of the monkey business
Yes. It mauled Mikochi & Ollie at that time.
Soooo many things happen in one scene.
Ina would tell dad jokes and irys would think its a dirty kidnapping.
Both would be freed in a few minutes
Irys would be like: OH NO, NOW YOU'RE FORCING ME TO STRIP??
Gangsters: No, no one said that...
*Irys clothes are already off
The best revenge for being kidnapped is to make your kidnappers need therapy afterwards
Anya: "I'm taking hostage"
Irys: "Yes! Away from work!"
Anya: "What?"
Irys: "What?"
Anya: "From now on, we need you and you are our hostage."
Irys: "Yay" 💃💃💃
I never seen a reporter (polka) so brave that she inside of the hostage scence and reporting everything ❤
Polka is so underrated in all of this, I wish there were more clips of her. She's a one man army, literally has no coworkers so she roams around on a little scooter doing her best.
@@L.A.M.B_B4 she's also pretty good at instigating chaos based on the clips I've seen of her interactions with the bakery gang lmao
Polka is so brave that she even taunt the God (Staff-san) reporting that she died.
Polka's POV during this was hilarious.
Polka is cameramen for reason
"Dad, I'm going to the bank."
"To be a hostage?"
"Yes."
"Not without your boombox and 30 burgers, you're not."
We Are Hostages
And We Are Hungry
The WAHs are increasing lmao
We are Healers
We are Hamburger
New WAH aquire
Man this is the HYPEST hostage situation ever. They got food, drinks, and music.
Bank robbery or dance party?
Irys and Ina: "Both. Both is good."
thats what we call a real one. when ur friend doesnt ask why ur in trouble or how to get you out of it. they see you calm acceptance and just do their best to keep u company
And find boombox
@@jo0ke4u61and order burgers
@jo0ke4u61 gonna having fun while you can
There is hostage taking
Normal people : call police
Ina : bring da boombox
Also Ina: “let’s order some burgers delivered”
Robbing a bank and taking hostages is bad enough, but the fact that they held up Ina and Irys so that the city had to manage with Fuwamoco's medical services is pure evil.
😂😂 they let you order delivery? "Oh they dont know"
😂😂😂
Gangsters: "We have 3 hostages"
Reine and Moona: "Oh, they let you order delivery?"
Ina: "Uhhhhh"
Gangsters: "We have 5 hostages."
They let you order food?
... we didn't ask.
They really did pick the best staff-san for this project never talks but has so much personality
love the way that FBK just yells "FUWAMOCO" as if to tell them to stop slacking and get back to work 🤣
Ina's just visiting
I love that, because Ina's usually so shy and quiet, people underestimate how much of a troll she actually is.
This is perfectly in character for her brand of mischief.
9:22 Officer Ollie just passes by without batting an eye lol
11:32 -- Miko getting attacked by a random dog in the background.
hostage time? get the music and burgers
"Are we really hostages?"
"No, I'm just visiting." 😇
Ina puns are great and all, but she really is 10 thousand times funnier
when she isn't even trying.
Ina is just looking for an excuse to skip work.
Irys : "I'm an hostage right now. Do you want to join me ?"
Ina : "Seems fun, wait, I'll get the boombox !"
Polka : "What the f*ck ?"
Anya : "What the f*ck ?"
Staff-san : "Let’s add even more confusion in this situation."
Moon and Reine : "What the f*ck is going on here ?"
Police officers in the distance : "AAAAAAAH !!!"
The scariest one is Cover Staff. Doesn't scared at all. Even pointing finger at everyone LMAO
Actually just for Polka, she saw something that shouldn't have and wrote an article and posted it. Staff-san just went to give a warning lmao
@@KingofMars What did she see?
@@DRAGONPURPURACRICGCK Watching from Ina's POV it appears as if she caught Staff-san outside, killing a monkey with an axe, and posted pictures on her blog.
@@DRAGONPURPURACRICGCK The exact context of this scene was :
The gang side was trying to make an heist work, Staff-san and Miko were there to help if there's a bug (this is why the police doesn't come right away, and Irys and Ina were kinda stuck for a long time in the bank since they were "hostages")
During that, Miko tried to prank Staff-san by using her "god" powers to summon a monkey that attacked Staff-san (it happens in the exact same time as when Irys enters the bank while crouched, at the start of this clip)
Staff-san killed the monkey with her axe, and Polka did see that, and tried to take a photo of the moment Staff-san killed the monkey, but missed that, so she instead took a photo of the monkey corpse (In this clip, it happens when Ina enters the bank, you can hear Polka being sad that she missed the "perfect" photo)
She wrote an article using the dead monkey photo about Staff-san fighting monkeys, and Staff-san came in the bank right after, axe on hand, and "menaced" Polka
Finally know the context why everyone was there
Man, if I'm in a hostage situation and my friend asks me if I need a boombox
I'd tell them to bring some pizza and beer too
I mean, that’s what the burger delivery was for 😅
8:04 the way she walked in was so menacing lol
even the way she left lol
Leaving a warning to a journalist, in the middle of a robbery. That's cool lol
"No one witnessed me killing a monkey ok?🪓"
InaRyS was a duo that took it's time but now that it's here, it's glorious.
extreme hostage situation
ina to irys: u want some ubereats tho
Eurobeats AND Ubereats
@@hornitako7006 ⬆⬆ ✅
Netflix and chill ❌
its funny when cover staff come because polka news lol
she seems so angy LMAO
There's so much to unpack here, like multitudes of plot threads that came here and FROM here lmaooo
8:04 LOL cover staff asserting dominance showing her axe to Polka just after the article released.
Calli and Ina also caught staff-san doing her daily gacha at the casino 10 mins before the server shut down. She pretty much got the worst prize (7500 dollars, which can't buy you anything), took out her axe and attacked the prize wheel.
Ina with the Boombox: "I ain't stuck with you, you are stuck with me!"
Healers in stories: "responsible, take care of others, ready to sacrifice themselves"
Healers IRL:
what a crazy day happen in the bank.. Cover staff vs monke, hostage order burger, delivery burger and smug the gank stuff, a Dog kill 2 Cop. LMAO
lmao, the other reason they both agree to be hostages cause its a frickin gold mine to heal all those shoot out wounds and casualties
Its funny how irys and anya just start alternating japanese and english with each other
Miko just losing her sheet over a monkey beating staff san in the beginning lmao
I was watching Pavonova POV and got really confused about whole situation but they manage to do some business at least and score big
Hostage just casually ordering burgers while having fun being a hostage.
Irys getting held as hostage meanwhile a monkey is getting killed outside. PEAK COMEDY
While Iryz is being held hostage, we have Polka covering two facts, robbery and the staff-san killing a monkey with an axe. A journalist with talent and luck
Legit "it is what it is" vibes
I feel like there should be Health insurance with the rate the girls wind up injured
Gotta love how staff-san just rolled up threatened someone with a axe and left like it was nothing. Just normal staff duties lol
XD Best Hostages of 2024 would book them
3:12 Ina's such a bro😭😭
Polka just existing in the background silently LMAOOOO
Seeing this in polka's pov should be interesting😂
this gta collab is the most genious thing ever just hours of entertainment
It's just hilarious bit after hilarious bit. Ina showing up to visit. Cover Staff showing up to threaten Polka RIGHT after Ina talks about Polkas article is amazing. Ahahahaha. They mention the police coming and behind them you can see the police arriving outside. This was so perfectly timed over and over.
"Do you want to be a hostage too Ina?"
"I mean do you want me to bring the boombox?"
lmao
meanwhile cover staff just kill the monkey using an axe..
They bing chilling
I love that IRyS and Ina have been spending a lot of time together lately (ENReco and GTA). They're such a chill comedy pair 😂
This is like a pizza delivery guy delivering pizza to a hostage situation
Polka being intimidated by cover staff😂
That is probably the fastest Stockholm syndrome I've seen.
really enjoying the ina irys duo
I really need a car chase with carbonated love playing in the background.
Tako girl has Stockholm Syndrome, before she's even hostage
Jp member taken hostage, Afraid. EN members taken hostage, no care in the world.
EN Hostages: “can we get some takeout?”
when your hostages are too chill they order burger and eat with you
Man I love IRyS and Ina
8:07 Seeing this happen makes me want to know the story behind it. 🤣🤣🤣
Miko summoned a monkey. Monkey attacked staff. Staff killed monkey with axe. Polka filmed it all.
Gotta keep the hostages in good spirits. What better way than some tunes?
"Don't take me hostage without my permision!"
This is the most chill hostage situation i've ever seen lmao
Irys was the kid the other kids told to go hide, but then they would never look for her.
But the joke was on them, She loves being a hostage
Not the criminal putting her gun away to start recording with her phone.
Pekora has painted her graffiti in the entire holosantos , what a criminal move *sasuga war criminal*
Ina bringing the boombox reminds me of the scene in Tropic Thunder where the manager brings the TiVo for Ben Stiller through the forest 😂
Edit: spelling
10:22 IRyS is just like everyone who orders food. That excitement when it arrives is infectious.
The most weird hostages situation in crime history.... XD
And what are staff-san even doing suddenly come and pointing gun XD
They have enough people to overpower the gang hahahha
10:00 JP members constantly forgetting that Irys is EN 😂
They have Anya, they forgot Anya speaks English too 😅. Both shares same allegation.
0:39 mean while in the background polka and miko laugh at staff-san vs monkey
This give the I brought you tivo from tropic thunder vibes
Thank you for the clip.
9:59
The translation is wrong.
×
Pekora: Is there someone who can speak English？ina-chan…
IRyS: I can speak English!
⚪︎
ぺこら: パレトはあれだね。英語ができる人、必須になっちゃうな。
Pekora: Pareto wa are dane. eigo ga dekiru hito hissu ni nattilyau na.
↓
Pekora: It looks like Pareto will require someone who can speak English.
IRyS: I can speak English!
Pekora didn't ask questions.
BANK RAID! Irys and Ina thought BANK RAVE 😂
Just chiling where you are 🤣
So this is how moona meet pekora and sell 100 🍔 i see
Ina is a pro hostage, she knows what she’s doing
Ina and IRyS setting new standards for hostages quality lmao
Perampokan bank jadi arisan
8:56 Elsewhere, a far more brutal event was about to take place...XD
Well outside incident cover staff vs monke
It was a little boring/tedious trying to watch it all happening live, thank all you clippers for highlighting all that stuff!
Watching all of this just makes me wish even more that they could play a custom Space Station 13 server.
That's so funny.
Woweeieee
They've got the bad case of Stockholm syndrome.
How does Polka make money btw?
That's the neat part, she doesn't.
The only time I saw Polka made money she extorted Subaru for hush money over her scandal photo 😂
Only to sold the photo to Botan and Kanade
The way Peter Parker does
@0:26 that Peace & Love graffiti.. 😂😂
I swear I only took like a year break from hololive but it feels like I'm super behind :(
Was this one where ina got a call from bibbo during a shootout?
The shootout started as Ina was apologizing to Biboo that she was a hostage, and couldn't come to the hospital right now. Gangsters were doing combat rolls behind her as bullets whizzed past and Biboo was like "... Do you need backup?"
The phone call happens at 2 hour, 08 minutes and 26 second on Ina's day 4 POV.
Why did I hear *"I'm just Jermaphobe"* from IRyS 😭😭🤣
Ina is truly a homie, IRyS was being held hostage and she offered to bring the boombox, then danced together. Can already hear the noises! WAH! xD
This feels like an episode of Boondock Saints, minus the N word.
The most casual robbery & hostage situation I've ever seen 😂 Even Anya sounded like she was facepalming and Ina & IRyS' ordering food 😆
Also Elite Mikochi @ 11:30 with her comedic timing! Was brilliant!