Stephen G its easy man. just use ipod head set in one ear and wear a touque or hat and hide it... at my work we wear ear plugs anyway so i dont even have to hide it.
Skip Valentine They do deserve it, but it feels like it's what drives the show #richsasshit. I love these two savages, I'm just spoiled by the JRE quality/format I'd say.
1:13:12 i wonder what brendan said about lil nog to get it cut from the show.. hes down taking on Reebok, but not lil nog? lol keep on keeping on brutha
dusty616l Man lil Nog is all fucked up, i get it make some money but fuck bro maybe take a back seat and work at a grocery store for a few weeks, fuck.
dusty616l I know they've talked about it on the Joe Rogan podcast. I can remember Schaub talking about how it was moments before Lil Nog was gonna fight Rumble, & Nog wasn't even warming up. He was just sitting there not doing anything before they called him up to go fight. Scary stuff. Basically anyone from the glory days of PRIDE should be retired by now.
A band called Suicide Silence made a song out of that 911 call it's fucking badass. It's probably more like Evans type of music but you should check it out, It's called "And then she bled" by Suicide Silence.
Lmao @ Dr. Bryan Callen: "Don't believe John Cena ever played a sport; a total non-athlete" Meanwhile, he played football at Springfield College (D-III)
non-athelte lol. Meanwhile Cena's doing moves in the ring ( and John Cena's supposed to be one of the more limited guys in the ring ) that most people cant. Not only do those moves require athleticism, it also requires very very high level of coordination, you know...so you opponent doesn't fucking die on the mat.
Brendan, I could loose you whatever weight you wanted without you ever having to fast, or be hungry. It's all about what you eat and when. I could put a diet together for you that would have you absorbing maximum nutrients while discarding any harmful and unneeded waste. You would be getting ALL the micronutrients, protein, carbohydrates, amino acids, fatty acids, vitamins, minerals, ect that you need to feel perfectly healthy 24/7, while feeling full and full of energy. Also, I would GUARANTEE if you followed my diet for 3-4 months, you would never want to go back or grave an unhealthy food again. I grew up on fast food and was 225 pounds at one point. I'm 175 now and love what I eat and I eat nothing but super healthy foods for every meal. It was hard at first, but after the 3rd or 4th month your gut bacteria completely changes and you will only crave healthy things that help that gut bacteria. Also, I'll guarantee you'll keep muscle while loosing that bit of fat you have. And you will very rarely have lactic acid build up after workouts as I have a good combo of foods that really help with these types of things and inflammation for quick recovery. Another added bonus is you will NEVER get sick. I haven't been sick in 5 years, not a cold or a flu or anything. My gf gets sick every once and awhile and I'll chill with her and I never get it. 90% of your immune system is in your gut, so having the proper bacteria in there is vital. Also, MUCH of your mind and thoughts are VERY MUCH influenced by your gut bacteria. You have well over a trillion bacteria in your gut and they control how you feel and act and what you crave and desire. You will understand this after 3-4 months of my regiment. Your confidence issues, gone that's for sure. I'm no certified nutritionist, but I have met with many and would say I'm more knowledgeable in many aspects. Plus the diet is easy and quick to have prepared. And cheap.
is this episode black at the end because they said something filthy or controversial? i noticed in the next episode they say something happened "in entertainment", which schaub was worried about, but callen was unphased, because he knows what the entertainment business is like. or were they simply told they were not unenthusiastic enough. i noticed the mood was a bit flat this episode.
The first thing that came to my mind is Phenibut, a GABA-B agonist that's popular in the supplement/bodybuilding world. In fact it's typically sold as a supplement on bodybuilding sites, though it's anything but. It's a terribly addictive legal sedative that produces a long lasting, mild alcohol like intoxication which serves as a decent sleep aid and anxiolytic. Avoid at all costs though, for such a mild effect it's easily the most physically addictive substance I've taken. The shit can cause nasty rebound anxiety/insomnia and even bonafide physical withdrawal symptoms after as little as 5-7 days use. It's crazy that you can legally purchase a 100g tub online for like 25 bucks... with a standard dose being anywhere from .5 - 2gs.
Funny podcast... I like you Brendan but let Callen finish some of his stories please. Your reaction is not everybodys reaction so dont keep thinking you speak/think for all of your listeners when you specifically find something boring ok! Because, actually, we do want to hear Bryan's fucked up stories (and yours), thanks again for doing this hangout/chat/podcast thingy lol ! Callen you da man bro! Shaub your half man, half boy, but you're on the right road mate :D .
P.S. I'd love to know if Rogan and Callen actually do really think that Shaub won the Arlovski fight? Or are they just being nice to their friend? I think the latter, because its obvious the only criteria to score that dismal fight was on damage received, as all other aspects of it where pretty close. However, Shaub's face looked like it had been hit with a baseball bat. Sorry Shaub but, it is what it is mate............ you did lose that fight, unfortunately!
brendans ego is so enormous soon there won't be room for anything else on this podcast, it will be just Brendan talking about how awesome he is with Bryan agreeing.
just googled your shirts schaub. you sell 5k of these a month? the only one i would consider wearing is the zombie bear one, would buy it if it was around ten dollars. 25 is overpriced and taking advantage of your fans. 90+ is just criminal.
Thanks to the BDB my week end always gets kicked off in pure style fashion😂😂😂🙌🔥, Bryan I think Sasso is going to be very offended that you don't think hes attractive, you can be his twink lol. Back in the day when there was baby showers it was just all for girls now they make it for the guys as well that is actually called " Jack and Jill " , found this all out when I went to my bff's showers. Fighter and the Kid fans did you guys ever play a game where they take an actually " babies diaper" and crush chocolate in the diaper to make it look like shit, the candy they are milky way, snickers, baby ruth , reese's pieces just name a few. And they pass the diaper around and you have to smell/name what of candy you think it is, the person that names the most candy right wins. The prize could be a giftcard/money.lol😁
I love fighter and the kid, these dudes are seriously talented. Schaub a serious powerhouse fighter. Callen such an awesome comedian... however at 14:00 "I got the opportunity to meet the leader of seal team 6".... gggggggghhhhhhh.... tnx for your time; if I want to hear about comical nonsense I can find as much illogical drivel about imaginary people as I want elsewhere. I appreciate that you believe a photoshopped guy that was killed and sent "out to sea" before anyone else could verify this as a very valid "certifiable" incident... however I'm plagued by logic and reason, so any day now you and the guys that believe Jesus existed are going to have a solid case. Have you considered Scientology? I hear great things are happening there!
Bryan Callen is a funny guy but he gets pretty lame when Schaub calls him out when he is lying and he just changes the conversation. So a bee keeper eh, and you forgot his name, and then forgot who told you... The bees would f++k you up man, have you even been near one!?!?
I like Shaub, but... 200 pairs of shoes... always talking about fashion.. throwing up after pigging out on junk food... he might be a 19 year old girl, trapped in a fighter's body. :/
love when bryan says: "Heeeyyy maaaannn!"
Can't wait 2 get off work and listen!!!!!
***** im the opposite. i listen at work. i get paid to listen :D
+dusty616l Umm.. Do you mind telling me what your occupation is? Cause I'll FOR SURE be applying for that job...
Stephen G its easy man. just use ipod head set in one ear and wear a touque or hat and hide it... at my work we wear ear plugs anyway so i dont even have to hide it.
need riff raff on the podcast to show big brown the origin of burly boys
andrew powers such a great idea
when Brendan said his fav candy was those gummy sharks.....omg I lost it laughing my ass off out loud at work
Drew Ingrande Where do you work bro?
In a finance office
Drew Ingrande fucking weird i loved them bitches getting them outta buckets at harmons in utah
i had no idea, and the thought never came to my mind until you bought it to light on this podcast brendan shaub .. you are the enemy to reebok.
Thank you for the great audio this week.
Someone please animate Brendan jumping from a moving car to get out of girlfriend family shit.
Brendan Schaub vs Fedor
Fedor would fuck him up
KevinLG1990 i think you would be suprised bro !
Reptilian Monk Schaub would make a killing off the marketing and sponsorship in Bellator if he took that fight.
Hairy Willnot idk about that i haven't been surprised with much of his mma career thus far
KevinLG1990 Bro loose my number
These guys are awesome
Brendan going for the cody rhodes lovestache
Callen actually thinks you can just walk up to a bee hive and take their honey without getting stung 😂
"Hey, have you ever thought about more energy?"
"Get the fuck outta here!!!"
Fucked job.
Why don't you guys release the podcast videos the same day as the audio podcasts?
Tuan Dang Gotta milk those itunes downloads I guess.
Tuan Dang It makes far more monetary sense to stagger the releases. Smart people.
Skip Valentine It sure does. This podcast is all about making that sweet paper.
Hybe .DXXIX It certainly helps bro. They dedicate a lot of their time to this, they deserve some green.
Skip Valentine They do deserve it, but it feels like it's what drives the show #richsasshit. I love these two savages, I'm just spoiled by the JRE quality/format I'd say.
someone find the audio clip of what bryan played on his phone about being single
#TURBOSLUT
That fist bump almost made me cry 1:29:00
How do you email them
12:55 Schaub talks about Todd Duffee.
oliskranz or maybe Uriah hall.
oliskranz I thought it was Duffee as well. He's talked about how much of a beast Duffee is before.
Yusuf Patel Also, how he's completely different in the cage on fight night.
Julian Pedersen he's trained with Duffee and has said that if Duffee was the same guy In the cage that he is in the gym, he would be world champion.
oliskranz Not a chance its Duffee
Rashad won the title from Forrest Griffen. . Not chuck liddell bro
95% sure the story Bryan tells about Joe Louis being a coked up greeter in Vegas is actually Sonny Liston
carwin needs to come on the podcast
Yeah Brendan and Bryan look to go hard alright.
Jason Vorhees * Lol weak. Try harder kid.
That was horrible
Scott Rooney Lol those filthy peasants have no class or style.
56:20 was laughing my ass off, Big Brown got loose !
1:13:12
i wonder what brendan said about lil nog to get it cut from the show..
hes down taking on Reebok, but not lil nog? lol
keep on keeping on brutha
dusty616l Man lil Nog is all fucked up, i get it make some money but fuck bro maybe take a back seat and work at a grocery store for a few weeks, fuck.
dusty616l I know they've talked about it on the Joe Rogan podcast. I can remember Schaub talking about how it was moments before Lil Nog was gonna fight Rumble, & Nog wasn't even warming up. He was just sitting there not doing anything before they called him up to go fight. Scary stuff. Basically anyone from the glory days of PRIDE should be retired by now.
Bryan and the Bro. 2 hrs of Bro bro bro bro
Bryan played the main guy in the 41 year old virgin who knocked up sarah marshall and felt superbad about it
50:10 They start talking about Reebok
It's fucking simple, don't go to war.
Holy hell tell me theres a better recording of that voicemail somewhere? link please.
big brown has been spot on about this reebok shit show
A band called Suicide Silence made a song out of that 911 call it's fucking badass.
It's probably more like Evans type of music but you should check it out, It's called "And then she bled" by Suicide Silence.
3:53 "Rhymes with Buasta Roca"
Well Brendan, Costa Rica for sure doesn't rhyme with that.
TAnnich11 thats some funny shit lol you made me dye lol
What Pomade do you use Brendan?
black & white
46:55 fucking classic!!
Lmao @ Dr. Bryan Callen: "Don't believe John Cena ever played a sport; a total non-athlete"
Meanwhile, he played football at Springfield College (D-III)
Yeah and was a beast player, shows how much Bryan knows but it doesn't stop him from talking like he's some expert though.
non-athelte lol. Meanwhile Cena's doing moves in the ring ( and John Cena's supposed to be one of the more limited guys in the ring ) that most people cant. Not only do those moves require athleticism, it also requires very very high level of coordination, you know...so you opponent doesn't fucking die on the mat.
In college he was a NCAA Division III All-American center, yep..... total non-athlete. Time for a John Cena Master Kim like shirt. lol
Pluto is 7.5 billion kilometres or 4.67 billion miles away
awesome, reebok gets nervous... chan chan channnnnn
I'd pick Cristiano Ronaldo for Shaub's boyfriend, which leads to a leaked sex tape that makes every man question his sexuality
one of my favorite episodes, big brown bear needs honey.
Thought it was a two hour podcast only to find out the last 12 minutes were black silence. Oh well still an hour fifty anyways.
Brendan, I could loose you whatever weight you wanted without you ever having to fast, or be hungry. It's all about what you eat and when. I could put a diet together for you that would have you absorbing maximum nutrients while discarding any harmful and unneeded waste. You would be getting ALL the micronutrients, protein, carbohydrates, amino acids, fatty acids, vitamins, minerals, ect that you need to feel perfectly healthy 24/7, while feeling full and full of energy.
Also, I would GUARANTEE if you followed my diet for 3-4 months, you would never want to go back or grave an unhealthy food again.
I grew up on fast food and was 225 pounds at one point. I'm 175 now and love what I eat and I eat nothing but super healthy foods for every meal. It was hard at first, but after the 3rd or 4th month your gut bacteria completely changes and you will only crave healthy things that help that gut bacteria.
Also, I'll guarantee you'll keep muscle while loosing that bit of fat you have.
And you will very rarely have lactic acid build up after workouts as I have a good combo of foods that really help with these types of things and inflammation for quick recovery.
Another added bonus is you will NEVER get sick. I haven't been sick in 5 years, not a cold or a flu or anything. My gf gets sick every once and awhile and I'll chill with her and I never get it. 90% of your immune system is in your gut, so having the proper bacteria in there is vital. Also, MUCH of your mind and thoughts are VERY MUCH influenced by your gut bacteria. You have well over a trillion bacteria in your gut and they control how you feel and act and what you crave and desire. You will understand this after 3-4 months of my regiment. Your confidence issues, gone that's for sure.
I'm no certified nutritionist, but I have met with many and would say I'm more knowledgeable in many aspects.
Plus the diet is easy and quick to have prepared. And cheap.
So you're saying the Seals are sponsored by Reebok?
at 1:17:00 - nah brendan, if the person is a shitty person, you don't think omg poor them. it's like ya, they finally got what was coming to them.
is this episode black at the end because they said something filthy or controversial? i noticed in the next episode they say something happened "in entertainment", which schaub was worried about, but callen was unphased, because he knows what the entertainment business is like. or were they simply told they were not unenthusiastic enough. i noticed the mood was a bit flat this episode.
Is Big Brown even fighting anymore?
anybody know the supplement Brendan is talking about that forest was taking?
The first thing that came to my mind is Phenibut, a GABA-B agonist that's popular in the supplement/bodybuilding world. In fact it's typically sold as a supplement on bodybuilding sites, though it's anything but. It's a terribly addictive legal sedative that produces a long lasting, mild alcohol like intoxication which serves as a decent sleep aid and anxiolytic.
Avoid at all costs though, for such a mild effect it's easily the most physically addictive substance I've taken. The shit can cause nasty rebound anxiety/insomnia and even bonafide physical withdrawal symptoms after as little as 5-7 days use. It's crazy that you can legally purchase a 100g tub online for like 25 bucks... with a standard dose being anywhere from .5 - 2gs.
NO ONES IN IT?
Funny podcast... I like you Brendan but let Callen finish some of his stories please. Your reaction is not everybodys reaction so dont keep thinking you speak/think for all of your listeners when you specifically find something boring ok! Because, actually, we do want to hear Bryan's fucked up stories (and yours), thanks again for doing this hangout/chat/podcast thingy lol ! Callen you da man bro! Shaub your half man, half boy, but you're on the right road mate :D .
team dana white aka ufc < team TFATK aka TFATK army #turbosluts
1:04:00 bryan just sat there realising that brendan is dragging him into success and how lucky he is
13:14 todd duffee
Or Shane Carwin
Get his head in the honey bucket right now!
hey
Studio K.G. Bro, you're gay.
Shaub, dont be the "if you dont have a kid you arent contributing guy" the world is overpopulated.
P.S. I'd love to know if Rogan and Callen actually do really think that Shaub won the Arlovski fight? Or are they just being nice to their friend? I think the latter, because its obvious the only criteria to score that dismal fight was on damage received, as all other aspects of it where pretty close. However, Shaub's face looked like it had been hit with a baseball bat. Sorry Shaub but, it is what it is mate............ you did lose that fight, unfortunately!
P.S.S It would have been great to see a few more rounds of that fight!!!
brendans ego is so enormous soon there won't be room for anything else on this podcast, it will be just Brendan talking about how awesome he is with Bryan agreeing.
5:50
dilon danis beat lauzon... not cornelius derp
just googled your shirts schaub. you sell 5k of these a month? the only one i would consider wearing is the zombie bear one, would buy it if it was around ten dollars.
25 is overpriced and taking advantage of your fans. 90+ is just criminal.
Thanks to the BDB my week end always gets kicked off in pure style fashion😂😂😂🙌🔥, Bryan I think Sasso is going to be very offended that you don't think hes attractive, you can be his twink lol. Back in the day when there was baby showers it was just all for girls now they make it for the guys as well that is actually called " Jack and Jill " , found this all out when I went to my bff's showers. Fighter and the Kid fans did you guys ever play a game where they take an actually " babies diaper" and crush chocolate in the diaper to make it look like shit, the candy they are milky way, snickers, baby ruth , reese's pieces just name a few. And they pass the diaper around and you have to smell/name what of candy you think it is, the person that names the most candy right wins. The prize could be a giftcard/money.lol😁
Did he just refer to not having children as "not doing anything for the world"? #gettingitbackwards
Cena played football
I love fighter and the kid, these dudes are seriously talented. Schaub a serious powerhouse fighter. Callen such an awesome comedian... however at 14:00 "I got the opportunity to meet the leader of seal team 6".... gggggggghhhhhhh.... tnx for your time; if I want to hear about comical nonsense I can find as much illogical drivel about imaginary people as I want elsewhere. I appreciate that you believe a photoshopped guy that was killed and sent "out to sea" before anyone else could verify this as a very valid "certifiable" incident... however I'm plagued by logic and reason, so any day now you and the guys that believe Jesus existed are going to have a solid case. Have you considered Scientology? I hear great things are happening there!
its funny that brendan schuab is funier then bryan the comedian yet bryan callen spars and could prolly knock glass jaw schuab out lmao
laughing about people being eaten by sharks? are you serious ?
#turdwitheyes
shirt
NOG BROS
Schaub completely wrong with the TJ fight
Bryan Callen is a funny guy but he gets pretty lame when Schaub calls him out when he is lying and he just changes the conversation. So a bee keeper eh, and you forgot his name, and then forgot who told you... The bees would f++k you up man, have you even been near one!?!?
I like Shaub, but... 200 pairs of shoes... always talking about fashion.. throwing up after pigging out on junk food... he might be a 19 year old girl, trapped in a fighter's body. :/
Fiance' on a honeymoon? I call bs.
Reebok is garbage...
Is Bryan Callen gay?