I Can't Do ANYTHING! | Wild Life | Ep.3
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Twitch:
/ smallishbeans
Twitter!:
/ smallishbeans
Everyone:
Grian: / @grian
Smajor1995: / @dangthatsalongname
bigbst4tz2: / @bigbst4tz22
Etho: / @ethoslab
BdoubleO100: / @bdoubleo
PearlescentMoon: / @pearlescentmoon
InTheLittleWood: / @martyn
GoodTimeWithScar: / @goodtimeswithscar
impulseSV: / @impulsesv
Tango: / @tangoteklp
ZombieCleo: / @zombiecleo
SolidarityGaming: / @solidaritygaming
Skizzleman: / @mcskizzleman
Geminitay: / @geminitaymc
Mumbo Jumbo: / @thatmumbojumbo
LDShadowLady: / @ldshadowlady
Rendog: / @rendog
I like to think Joels snail was called “SnailishBeans” 🐌
OMG THATS LITERALY WHAT I THOUGHT LMAOO
That's what I thought lol
Yoooooo I hope that's what the name was. Because such a good one
SmolluskBeans
Yas! I'm not the only one who thought that!!!
I love how Joel was so calm throughout the episode but when Jimmy destroyed his car he instantly lost it 😆
I mean, he spent the whole last episode building it. I would've probably gone full frustration mode😭💔
And 1. He can't fix the car until WL4 bc of the snail and 2. He's made the car his entire personality.
@@amiablereaperWL4?
@@Miso_S0upahhh yup wild life 4
@Midnight_Star1021 wild life 4
"It's about family!" and "It's not about family, you've blown up the bloody car, Jim!" sounds like a couple arguing 😭😭
"I'm taking the kids too,Jim since you nearly killed them with the car"
"I want a divorce"
it's actually so funny how everyone is dying all around joel and gem and they're literally just chilling lmao. can't wait for next episode!
Lmaooo ikr I am loving their dynamic they are like siblings haha
Lmao
26:31 OLI’S THE SNAILS! he was hinting at a cameo on stream the other day and it absolutely did not click until now
Like controlling them?
@@RSiB-22 No, he voiced them
Who is oli?😅
@@brandonsmith6867orionsound
@@brandonsmith6867theorionsound, who’s friends with joel and lizzie
I’m gonna be honest my favourite part about the snails is that everyone’s has their own
snail-ified name-
personal fave has to be eSCARgo 😭
Mine are either Joel or Gems which we don’t know because they were never revealed
I loved that one, but Snumbo was also good
All the ones that are creative like this one are really good since the rest can just be generated from chatGPT. (I tried and it was able to make up like half of the snail's names successfully plus it was very funny to see other possible names.)
1. GeminiTay
• Snail-tasticTay
• Tay the Snail
• GeminiSnail
2. Smajor1995
• Snailline1995
• SmajorSnail
• SnailedIt1995
3. SmallishBeans
• SnailishBeans
• SmallSnailBeans
• BeanieSnails
4. Bigbst4tz2
• BigSnail4tz
• Snailbst4You
• BiggerThanASnail
5. Grian
• SnailGrian
• GrianShell
• Grian-adoSnail
6. LDShadowLady
• SnailShadowLady
• LDsnailLady
• ShadowSnail
7. ZombieCleo
• ZombieSnailio
• SnailCleopatra
• CleoTheSnail
8. EthosLab
• SnailosLab
• EthosNail
• SnailTheory
9. BdoubleO100
• SnaildoubleO100
• BsnailO100
• BigO’sSnail
10. ImpulseSV
• SnailPulseSV
• SVSnail
• ImpulseSnailV
11. InTheLittleWood
• InTheLittleSnail
• LittleWoodSnail
• InTheSnailWood
12. MumboJumbo
• MumboSnailbo
• SnailJumbo
• MumboShellbo
13. PearlescentMoon
• PearlescentSnail
• SnailMoon
• MoonlitSnail
14. Rendog
• Snaildog
• Rensnail
• RendoggyShell
15. Solidarity
• Snailidarity
• SolidSnail
• SolidarityShell
16. GoodTimesWithScar
• GoodSnailsWithScar
• ScarletSnail
• GoodTimesSnail
17. Skizzleman
• Snizzleman
• Skizzleshell
• SkizzleSnail
18. TangoTek
• SnailgoTek
• TangoShell
• TekSnail
grian's was gary 😭
Whoever named it didn’t know that there’s a silent “t” at the end of escargot.
18:56 “awe look at them, I’m shipping them” *takes screenshot* YOU AND LIZZIE ARE THE CUTEST 😭
That was a great moment. Chaos is spreading around the server and then there's Joel and Lizzie trying to get their snails to kiss. 😂
frrrr😭♥️♥️♥️♥️
They're the cutest minecraft couple ❤
My heart melted it's so cute!
Deaths this episode:
Jimmy to a creeper
BigB to his snail
Jimmy to his snail
Etho to his snail
Tango to his snail
Pearl to her snail
Bdubs to his snail
Bdubs to his snail
Scar to his snail
Jimmy to his snail
Skizz to his snail
Scar to his snail
Jimmy to a creeper
Mumbo drowned
Ren died to Jimmy
Skizz drowned
Impulse to his snail
Tango died to Skizz
Martyn to an enderman
Ren to his snail
Ren to his snail
Skizz to his snail
Bdubs to his snail
Impulse to his snail
Etho to a creeper
Tango to his snail
Impulse died to Ren
Martyn to his snail
Lizzie died to Skizz
Ren to his snail
Skizz blew up
Grian to his snail
Pearl to her snail
Mumbo to his snail
Scar drowned
Tango drowned
Scar to his snail
__________________🐌🔪
Wow that’s…..a lot 😭 and Joel somehow isn’t in that list
THAT IS SO SO MANY
Who didn't die is a better question -
And I thought the Gem boogey episode had the most deaths
@@Boat_b0is-fan- Joel, Gem, Cleo, Scott
27:56 THIS WAS LIKE A HORROR MOVIE JUMPSCARE. I literally saw it at the corner of the screen hiding in the wheat right before it pounced at him and it made me genuinely jump irl.
THE WAY IT WENT “oweeeee” BEFORE JUMPING WAS TERRIFYING
SAME
SAME LOL
Joel's reaction gives me Phasmaphobia vibes
FINALLY SOMEONE POINTED IT OUT
27:55 genuinely how did he dodge that, what. I am in disbelief that joel's spidey senses turned on in just the right time because that was insane.
literally 😭😭😭
i rewatched that bit like 6 times cause i was confused as to where it even came from. it was stalking him in the wheat and that slight sound cue is what helped him dodge it but it was like mere pixels away
I saw it out the corner of my eye and was screaming because I thought he was gonna die to it 😭😭
17:36 “Nice whatever your base is, go eat it” ONE OF MY NEW FAVORITE ALLTIME JOLE QUOTE😭😭
JOLE
@ HELP I JUST NOTICED
SBSNHSVA SAMEEE😂
YES
Honestly impressed at how Joel and Gem didn't die once, what a sweat
Yeah, I expected Joel to Die at least once in 3 episodes. But hey... good for us🎉
Here’s to hoping Joelbeans is a victor this season 🤞🤞
He gave us a big scare when he was lecturing Mumbo about dying and his snail was hiding in the wheat!
Next episode they will 100% be targetted by the yellows and reds, so they are definitely gonna die
Every one: Gem and joel are being sweats
Meanwhile:
Scott not dying once
The pure rage and the "family is everything" character break after the car was blown up was everything
me last week: Wow episode 2 was great, cant wait for episode 3
Me this week: wow episode 2 was great, cant wait for episode 3
You next week: wow episode 2 was great, cant wait for episode 3
I love Joel and Gem's POVs this season because I expected it to be high chaos but it's actually always such a peaceful moment of respite compared to everyone else's disasters. Just two competent pals in their nice open field
Man I love episode 2 again, so far my favorite out of the three!
Good comment ngl
Lol
No way! Mine too!!!!
Episode 2 was just so awesome there had to be a rerun of the title!
Have to agree with you there
Wowie! Episode 2 seems so different compared to the last time I watched it?!?!
Ikr??
Real! Srsly like? 😂
it's crazy!!!
Fr I can’t remember it being like this
Huh?! Pls someone explain it
I feel like we aren't appreciating the names of the snails enough. Grian did an amazing job naming these things
frfr
Joel is honestly doing so well this season I love it. All of the other POVs are so chaotic and Gem and Joel are just chilling, having a great time, and building a parkour course XD
I'm rooting for ya Joel! The Gem/Joel partnership is legendary this season and y'all have both been excellent to watch :D
joel talking about how annoying the snail is, then the next second (18:30) he's protecting it and calling it "little fella" lol 🐌🐌
here when its still ep 2
Same
same
lol
Same
Yippee
Finally, Episode 2 but it's a sequal!
The Epiqual!
Mom’s in the moms
Episode 2 2
This was so fun and Joel's reactions just added to it. Others were trying to continue doing things as normal but he was just laser focused like 'This snail is not getting to me!!'
36:39 with these shots Joel’s probably done more damage to Jimmy than all of Jimmy’s assassination attempts combined 😭
29:21 "in parkour civilisation, if you fail a jump you get killed by the immortal snail"
i love seeing ep 2 again. such a good one
Im here before it changed to ep 2
why is everyone saying ep 2?
@@Flip16-z5qit used to say Ep.2 in the caption before joel changed it i think
Found you 10Twister!
Love this series so far! Episode 1 was a good start, Episode 2 was a wonderful continuation, and episode 2 looks exciting so far!!
So excited for the next episode 2
same!!! excited for next episode 2! then the next episode 2
I can't wait for the finale to be called episode 2
@ Ikr!
Gotta love rewatching ep2
Oli did such a good job voicing the snails. I really want a compilation of all the sounds from multiple povs
It’s unbelievable how many times Joel said BRO! This episode 😂
so iconic
Don’t worry Joel, I think you SNAILed your car!
Honestly so proud of u for not dying yet even through this chaos, and the success in setting people against impulse is cracking me up so bad 😭
theres reds AND 6 life people now 😭joel wins frfr
hey joel just in case you need a little reminder how to count, it goes 1, 2, and then 3!
3? Never heard of that number in my life!! There's only 1, 2... then maybe another 2 I lost count
Whats 3?
no you see he's actually right, it's 1,2,2,3 you see
idk what you're on about. Numbers clearly go: 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2. OBVIOUSLY!!!
This comment is the most savage one lol
7:55 OMG! I was so scared when Scar mentioned the snails breaking through the blocks
2. I could not stop laughing when the death rate came up AND when Jimmy became red
3. 27:56 DURRKTKDEHDFDEb!
….
That actually made me jump 😳
4. Ho…ly… smokes. That’s WAY too many deaths in one
I hope Grian releases al the snails names and maybe pictures of them too because they're so cute!
“you’re not getting my Joel” - GeminiTay 2024
Out of context but better
I love the new episode 2! Been waiting for it lol
best episode out of the three fr
@@ilikedrowningfish Only 2 *
@@sachinMishra-xb6tsahh yes 1,2,2, my favourite number sequence
@@ilikedrowningfish Ikr its Great
Finally episode 2 is posted, can't wait for episode 3!! But genuinely this episode is so fun to watch I love it
I feel like joel's snail will be snailishbeans and gem's snail will be goominitay
I thought it would be geminisnail
I was thinking GemislimeTay
@liamengram6326 that's def better
Joel’s is Slimishbeans and Gem’s is Geminisnail.
Joel : My viewers loved Ep. 2 so much! Imma make another one.
Whoever designed the snail(s) is a genius, they're so cute. Although I do find it funny that Joel's snail is more shrek than he is now
SO EXCITED TO SEE HOW THIS GOES FOR U JOEL!! hopeful that we’ll see more fast and furious puns!
I like how everyone else is just coming through Joel and Gem's base and it was just chill
Love how everyone who came to gem and Joel were safe until they left then their snail im got them
dear joel,
i dont think your car looks like a catfish. or a shark. or a spaceship. or anything but a car. if i went to a car dealership and saw your masterpiece, it’d be coming home with me in a heartbeat.
from eliza
Episode 2 is such a good episode! Can't wait for next week's episode 3!
nah, next week its episode 2,5
@@Jasmanion no its just episode 2 again lol
Man I love rewatching ep 2 again, it’s just such a classic
The fact that they made Oli's voice the snail noises is the icing on the cake here- oh my gosh. I think this might actually be the MOST chaotic episode of any life series yet hahaha
"it's not about family, you've blown up the bloody car, jim!" is my new favorite joel quote
A new life series episode is the highlight of my week!! I really hope Joel can win this series!
With his current amount of lives, he's got a great chance
@@Neio-14 Then again' knowing him he would lose like 5 lives in a session when gem isn't looking out for him
Episode 2 is a good one, excited to rewatch it a week later 😊
Good job on surviving this time too Joel!!! You and Gem are absolutely killing it with your strategizing and social wars, while still being the embodiment of family! You're my favourite alliance and I hope you win
28:10 2/11/24 quote of the day I genuinely jus.. pooed
5:44 "I want to see Lizzie's snail" he got his priorities straight. I'm dead
Love having a next episode 2 just means the series will last longer
This ep 2 goes crazy, I love that lore moment when Joel be time travelling.
I loved episode two when you tricked people into eating dirt! Now I love episode 2 where you got chased by a snail!
I can't believe how awesome this is!
Ep. 2 is probably one of the funniest and craziest Episode yet can't wait for ep 3!!
Episode 2 is my favorite episode out of the three he's released so far. I love the incredible counting skills he has demonstrated this time!
i loved ep 2, thanks for re-uploading it!!
Joel is such a thoughtful creator he gave us episode 2 twice
I feel like the universe is mad at Jimmy for breaking the Canary Curse last season so he is being punished.
12:43 what a muscular alpha male leader of the pack warcry
Imagine if one of the wild cards is that the crafting recipes get randomised every 30 minutes.
You can craft TNT or a netherite ingot just with one plank of wood.
Joel how dare you run away from your own flesh and blood(the snail)? your own FAMILY you might say
i loved joel's little pvp lesson for skizz at 23:30, it was so silly watching him and gem coach skizz through trying to kill impulse
Me:*seeing Joel building parkour to escape his snail*
Also Me:"In parkour civilization,no one jumps for the snail....
It's much easier to go for the raw lymax than risk dying for a half of hunger bar more"
Wow! Joel got a lot done in between episode 1 and 2! He even built a whole car before session! Wow!
Your channel is one of the best on TH-cam! The quality of the videos, the presentation of information - everything is at the highest level. Thank you so much for your hard work!🥳🚕🌖
Omg Joel, you were so close to the snail so many times!! My heart!! I was on the eve of my seat this entire episode! (Also props for being one of the last three to not lose a life yet)
Love how Joel’s snail just really wanted to jump scare him this whole session 💀
So glad Joel FINALLY posted his episode 2. Such a slacker, posting it when everyone else is on ep 3
29:30 HE HIT THE 360 ON THE SNAIL!!!!!1!!1!1!!!1!
love episode 2 so much had to repost it !
so much!!
EYYYY EP 2!! totally wasnt duplicated. So good. My FAV episode
6:57 it’s skizz destiny to be the first one out so Jim can be 2nd again
"Dude I almost had you" - SnailishBeans 27:56
Awesome video, it was a bit stressful when the snails came close but you guys did so good!! I love the Gem and Joel duo, I think that if they keep up like this they will be the last ones standing!!
Also Happy Day of the Dead!!
I’m so excited for this episode 2 pt.2!! Next weeks episode 2 pt.3 I can tell will also be amazing!
6:14 can’t be a life series with a “scar nooo”
eSCAR-nooo
How long do you think it will take Joel to realize he put episode two, not three? I'm betting it's going to take him two hours. Place your bets below. 👇
It took 50 minutes lol 🤣
Almost an hour and he hasn’t noticed….
Can't believe how much happened again in Episode 2. A lot more than episode 2.
Episode 2 is peak fiction it feels so new on rewatches
i love watching them all run around trying to figure out what is and isn't against the rules
27:57 JESUS THAT WAS AN ACTUAL JUMPSCARE HOLY XD i actually almost pulled a muscle in my shoulder with how hard i jumped XD
SAME IT SCARED ME SO MUCH
I’m so glad we got another episode 2!!! definitely my favorite!
Wow, episode two was a real roller-coaster. I can't believe the wild card changed from hunger to snails so quickly in the same episode!
I love how calm everyone is in the beginning and how incredibly chaotic it gets later on
A minute in and seeing them discuss their plans for this episode… unaware of what’s coming for them… oh boy
Ep 2 is SO GOOOD, cant believe were seeing it again
So cool to see all the comments before the video even has any views! Means we’re all watching at the same time :)
never thought i’d be getting jumpscared by a SNAIL, but here we are
I love episode 2! It's my favorite episode and I think I can't wait for the next episode 2 !!
mumbo's snail not having a mustache is criminal
it does on the back of its shell
these snails just remind me of that Christmas 'war is over' song
Ah yes, episode 2
I absolutely LOVED this episode!! it was actually so funny just to watch everyone run around and never actually stop, everyone got a workout
Family is everything!
27:56 genuinely jump scared me TwT
Looking at everybody's thumbnails, I was thinking... this is either the players turning into snails, or The Immortal Snail