Professor proves STICKS are the best weapons
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- Professor Chad has has taken over Shadiversity to expound some truth on all the plebs about the mighty STICK!
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Although I must admit that Professor Chad is unfortunately a tenured professor here at Shadiversity, what he has said about me is blatant slander and his views do NOT represent any official position of Shadiversity. He is a sexist bigot that we have been trying to fire for years. I condemn, denounce, and do NOT endorse anything he says, especially about individuals, but he might have a point about sticks.
Looking good! Are you and Carl having a keto competition or something
He seems to have a point about sticks
I dunno if I can trust you sir, I'm half way through and I'm yet to see your hands make a 'professors cradle' !
I swear he sounds so much like little finger from game of thrones all hail the glorious stick
I'm looking forward to Noman posting "Orks Discuss Chad Looks"
"Strings are are just sticks that like to move a lot" - Now that's a strong take that I didn't know I needed in my life.
Chad, I mean Prof. Looks, how could you say something so controversial yet so brave?
I must explore this further.
I believe this is called String Theory
@@General-Grievance Excuse me sir? I must share my grievience with you, your pun has me of the fatal health pfft😆
Estocs are just pointy sticks and a metal bat is the modern day sword... Change my mind.
Just remember, the most drawn form of humanity is the STICK figure.
Also, Professor chad has convinced me that we are not carbon based life forms, we are, in fact, stick based life forms.
Carbon Nano-Sticks O.o
what is carbon but a stick
The old name for carbon is stick-stuff.
Well... Carbon is just made of sticks of that stuck together to make subatomic sticks, that then stuck together to make atoms.
Bones are just very nice sticks
Professor Chad, I would like to add a point: when an enemy is slain with a stick, who should appear?
Yes, that’s right, Death him/her/itself. And what does Death carry? A scythe! That’s right, The very device used to separate the soul from the body is yet another stick.
There’s more.
When a person is slain, what happens next? Which river must they traverse to reach the afterlife?
The Styx.
I consider my case to be at rest, and also a stick.
I read that with Shad's voice XD
Himself. Its himself.
I really want to be mad about this, but I just can't.
What is a case, but a large stick, hollowed out so it might carry objects? And when you attach a handle, what do you use? A stick.
@@rpow6861 I would say "itself" as death is a concept brought to life through images and no more therefore it really has no gender, but, do what pleases you, you aren't hurting nobody.
In fantasy, the most powerful weapon is without a doubt magic. And what enables users to wield the strongest magic? A magic stick. Yes, even outside reality, the stick is truly the mightiest
Or a wand, wich is basically a small stick. But remember, size matter, that's why The Lord of The Ring is better than Harry Potter
The fact that it is sarcasm but also 100% irrefutable truth is amazing. Stick is the Alpha and Omega of the universe.
The Alpha and the Omega are connected by a stick
As proved by Stanley Kubrick
I REFUSE to believe this video was shot without people braking in laughter for hours... WE, by the power of the stick, DEMAND a bloopers video!
Observing the sheer number of cuts in this video vs what is typical for this channel, I would concur that you are not mis-STICK-en.
THE POWER OF THE STICK COMPELS YOU!
I wanna know how many takes this took to record.
i can imagine almost AVGN levels of bloopers
YES. I'm about falling out of my chair laughing, and I'm not even 3 minutes into it. This had to have taken many, many takes.
I laughed out loud at this far more than I should have during business hours.
That's why we work from home right? :D
I know right. That burn at the beginning is the best. Shad made virgin joke at mall ninja video soooooo how does it feel now :)
nice
Even Einstein himself confirms the greatness of sticks as a weapon. He famously said: "I know not what weapon World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones!"
The pinnacle of weapon development.
I can't believe Prof. Looks forgot to mention the innate reverence anyone has towards sticks, that the very first way anyone represents the human figure is by the way of the stick-man
And what about the wheel... what is a wheel then a circle being held together by... sticks... and fire... fire was invented by the burning of said sticks...
@@Blizz3112 Also, a fire was made by rubbing two sticks together.
Okay, we NEED a blooper reel because I can't imagine that these lines were easy to deliver straight-faced.
my first though "how many takes? 300? 3 Billion?
What are you talking about? It's clearly a serious rant, it was one take
Yeah i wonder how many attempts some of these lines took to stick
Agreed! Blooper reel, now.
Especially when roasting the team leader.
I knew there was a reason my Dog was always fetching me sticks. He knows whats up. The Ancient Alliance between humans and dogs is formidable.
You're one of my favorite bundles of sticks on the internet, Shad.
Orbital tungsten rods are considered one of most proficient theoretical 'super-weapon'.... and those are just giant hyper-dense sticks in the orbit XD
Sticks are everyhere, uranium rods are stics, bulet are short sticks, rifles are stick that trows stics. Sticks are the most OP wepon that ever was.
@@smoczystrumien7908 Argh! No, no, no 😱 I can't unsee it!
Curse you, Chad!
- For you have cursed me!
Everywhere I look: Sticks!
BIG Sticks, small sticks, sticky sticks. Stick stick! Stick Stick stick. Stick stick? STICK!! stick sticks.
Stick....
What a crazy stick world we live in
While I'm not a professor, I do have a bachelor degree in history and I can confirm that Shad M Brooks is an excellent source of information. I am especially impressed with his dedication and skill at researching new subjects.
I want to cut my toenails... NEVER!!!
Congratulations on having made a 90 second gag into a 15 min totem of stick puns and double entendres. Honestly, five minutes and I was absolutely certain that there was absolutely no way that this joke could be drawn on any further. Yes, your costume was that good I had honestly forgotten that it was you, a man incapable of making a statement in under 10 minutes.
That's his talent: waste as much of the time as possible, in a video that easily could be condensed to half the length of even shorter 😂
I'm surprised no one has mentioned that the most famous japanese swordsman, Miyamoto Musashi defeated his greatest rival, Sasaki Kojiro, using a stick.
Apparently he turned one stick - a boatsman's oar - into another stick - a wooden sword.
Exactly! The most famous japanese swordsman literally defeated his rival, the ultimate katana-wielding samurai weeb, with a stick!
If Musashi, the man who quite literally wrote the book on katana-based combat, can prove to you that glorious nippon steel folded 10,000 times can still lose to a stick, then it's time to hang up the fedora.
Stick it to em prof. Chad.
or defeating a entiry clan, with a stick
That was his choice weapon for his first duel as well
The the name of the river "Styx" was mistranslated, it was meant to be spelled "Sticks" but human laziness shortened it for convenience. The name originates from the devastating power of Sticks, that often brings death. Therefore we can safely say that Sticks are also the passageway to the Underworld!
Swearing by the Styx bound the gods, so we can see that sticks are more powerful than Zeus himself.
@@mindstalk that’s reasonable, I’ve received many beatings by sticks, but I’ve never been beaten by Zeus
Idek if this is a troll or not? 💀
"Stick is good"
Truly words of wisdom of mankind ever utter
All I can think is how the entire nunchuck community is currently cradling their crippled sticks saying "It's ok. He's wrong, he can't hurt you anymore." But deep down they know he is right.
The warder Hammar, discussing the greatest blademaster of all time: “During his lifetime, Jearom fought over ten thousand times, in battle and single combat. He was defeated once. By a farmer with a quarterstaff! Remember that. Remember what you just saw.”
First
What's this from?
@@jackbishop8610 Wheel of Time Series. Matrim Cauthon a character from the series was a villager who used the quarterstaff.
Excellent if long series, well worth the read. The TV series, however, mangled it.
@@sigeberhtmercia767 Yeah I should probably get with reading Wheel of Time. I will say tho that Dragons in Our Midst is a very underappreciated serious, along with its followups. It's the best Christian Fantasy I have ever read. Well also the only one but I love it.
One of only a couple times where Galad gets his butt kicked.
I laughed so hard at this! I swear that Shad has risen to the comedic heights of Monty Python. The "bundle of sticks" bit was quite clever.
As it's a term that's not in common use any more, I was wondering how many other people would pick up on that joke. :)
@@MasterTMO Same here!
I came to say this, I'm am proud.
This is 2022, its hard to get away with saying that word with your life nowadays.
@@MasterTMO I only got it because he explained it in another of his videos and even used the same picture while doing it XD
Shad this has been your best video ever. I loved the moment when you said “don’t cut your stick” and then immediately did a jump cut because there’s no way you could say that without laughing and losing character.
who's Shad? this is clearly Chad lol
7:50 So this must be the guy who coined the term "dropping a log"
We must commend this man for his immense contributions to modern culture.
This is the first time I have heard of the Planck constant being proof of the "stick-ness" of the universe.
I am in awe.
I bet most people did not even get this joke XD
That was the best joke
I died at the "sticks that like to move a lot" line.
I lied, the bundle of sticks joke actually killed me. You clearly had a good time when writing this.
Lies can be hard. Just like sticks.
I'm starting to think he's been around Oz too much, that said he does have a point that the best "stick" is the one that can kill many communist peados.
Other channels convinced me that the Nunchaku was a wonderful weapon so I tried applying the concepts to other facets of my life. I cut my car in half and tied the pieces together with a bit of rope. It turns out that my Nunchacar didn't work very well. As I looked closer there was a long spinning "drive" stick that connected the two halves that I seem to have damaged in the process. Thanks to Professor Chad I now understand that the truth is not in cutting useful things in half but rather we must embrace the stick!
To support this claim, in the Star Wars universe we see that the technologically advanced lightsaber is essentially just an extendable stick. Additionally, they can be used to deflect laser bolts, which are also in the shape of sticks. Turns out that Star Wars is just a bunch of movies about people fighting with sticks.
And for more recent evidence, Boba Fett’s deadliest weapon has proven to be that’s right, the Gaffi Stick
My program in college had a sophistry/BS competition once-Shad would’ve won hands down with this lecture! This was glorious, and of course completely correct.
Praise the Stick.
So glad I saw editing signs.
There's no way this could be done in one take.
Not even Shad could keep that straight a face.
When you think about it the pen writes on paper, and what is paper if not an unrolled stick? So the pen is mightier than the sword but only because the pen is a combination of two sticks that are not tied together with a short bit of rope.
"This is essentially correct." Is such an underrated line.
"some people call them strings, but they're just sticks that move a lot"
my favorite quote
we require bloopers, i refuse to believe that you kept a straight face through the entire recording session
We now officially need a "Sticks!" variation of the "Swords!" T-shirt. Make it happen, I will pay good money.
I know it's supposed to be ironic but it's kind of true. The two fundamental shapes in geometry is the line and the circumference. Any other can be reduced to a combination of these two. That essentially means our structure of reality is made of sticks and balls.
Balls are just sticks that have angled infinitely
Everyone is a bundle of sticks with some preference for balls.
And what is a ball if not a very short stick
You have uncovered the secret knowledge which we have been hiding away for ages. Lest you reveal it to the world, the society must have you dealt with.
12:13 "this is essebtially a complex and sophisticatrd stick, and with it you can shoot many communist pedophiles" may be my new favorite definition for boomsticks
I kid you not, I had a habit of jokingly referring to all kinds of spears and the narrower ends of [weaponised] mops & brooms as "Jabby Sticks" prior to this video
Now, I feel vindicated on a spiritual level
Also, out of mild curiosity, what are Prof. Chad's thoughts on the renowned *_Bashing Board?_*
(or "shields" as the common pleb might say)
My friends on Conan Exiles call them "stabby sticks".
The bashing board is a quite underrated weapon. Even Link has finally understood it's usefulness, as recorded by Dorkly
Chad: “Would you be interested in joining my religion?”
All of us: “What religion is that?”
Chad: *Plays video*
All of us: “You had my curiosity, but now, you have my attention.”
What is the serpent obelisk but just another stick?
The hexagon might be the best-agon but even it is made out of 6 sticks
@@lenschwedt9646 hexagram too.
I fell like most people completely missed the "bundle of sticks" joke 😂
Same, I'm going through the comments to see how many people caught it, but not sure how well known the old term for "bundle of sticks" is these days
@@jasoncramer6717
I can assure you, I got it
@@TheCloven Oh my god I can't believe I'm actually meeting you here! It's so weird to meet your heroes.
@@jasoncramer6717
We're no heroes, merely a bundle of sticks like any other bundle of sticks
Oh I got this, I so got this. James Corden a bundle of stiiiiicks. I lost it. OMG. He went there and it was amazing.
You never fail to amuse me mate this was hilarious, grab a big stick and go crazy. Keep up the great work Shad.
I have no doubt you play with your stick a lot.
I could not stop laughing at the amount of jokes and “*strong word*” usage
It is good to see that satire - as well as a healthy respect for sticks - is alive and well.
Wait till you see this video cited as hate speech. Satire is alive and well, but not despite and in spite of opposition - such satire has always been, and always will be.
About halfway through, I was wondering, "but what about firearms?" when I immediately thought of the terms "thunderstick" and "boom stick". I'm glad to see that Professor Chad didn't forget firearms! (Although I wish he had remembered these terms.)
Having said that, let's not forget the criticism of one bear to the other, when the first called a gun a "thunderstick": "Thunderstick? That, my friend, is a Winchester 30.06 repeating rifle!"
Thirty aught stick
@@aedenwright1994 HAHAHAH
Well when he flashed his credentials I could tell this guy was serious...
I never realized how much sticks have contributed to mankind. Fore shoes were only invented so mankind could walk on the sacred stick with out injury. The entire safety industry was conceived to protect us from sticks, whether it be small splinter sticks that man gets in our finger tips or larger more dangerous sticks you have mentioned. Sticks must and will stick around.
*insert Kojima sticks and ropes cutscene*
Hi
Stick is just blunt force club at it's most basic
"Theres an alternate universe where instead of kidney stones they have kidney sticks...its way worse."- Rhett Mclaughlin
Damn Shad you are really rocking that suit. Keep up the gentleman of the Commonwealth look! Gentleman re-armed! The singlestick, the walking cane and the umbrella needs more attention.
Plus it really shows how much you have gotten in shape since your operation. I hope you fell as well as you seem.
@Albin Andersson Penguin from Batman: "Wa-wa-wa, clearly this guy gets it! Wa-wa-wa"
The superior keyboards (using mechanical switches) have a shaft that transfers the energy from your finger into the keyboard. The superior keyboards are made from sticks.
computer circuitry is just a system of tiny metal sticks imprinted on silicon sticks
This was enlightening.
Among other realisations I can now see the fundamental shortcoming of contemporary real-time 3d graphics. For there are rendering engines that model a world build from triangles, and there are rendering engines that model a world build from cubes, but the fundamental component of any realistic simulation should be sticks. And not only in rigging for character animations. We will have simulations that are indistinguishable from reality once we have a mathematical model of the physics and the optics of sticks and someone writes a game engine that fundamentally implements nothing but those two things.
Have you noticed that there is no general stick emoji. There are many stick emoji, yes,
🏑🍡🍭🍢🕹️✏️🪡🗡️🚀🕯️🔋⛳
But there is none that represents the general concept of a stick. Why? Because it is so fundamental that it is impossible to represent it without representing anything more specific. The most basic characters that represent sticks («I», «1», «-») all have specific meanings assigned to them.
I cannot believe how Shad could have kept a straight face while talking about building mudhuts out of his own turds.
I'm shocked Oz and the others kept quiet for that and the whole video.
I have to admit that I had my doubts in the begining. But after watching your video I now also realize that the Stick is the ultimate weapon and tool.
Thank you Proffessor CHAD for this amazing lesson.
So you're saying your no longer a herestick. 🙃
@@BadgerBoah You win the internet for the day.
I havent laughed out loud so much in a long time. While I wouldn't be able to stand a video like this over and over, every once in a while it is golden. And I'll have to say, I probably pressed the like button longer and harder than I have ever done on any of your brother's videos.
You know what else is long and hard? That's right, the stiiiiick.
I hope this Professor sticks around.
"Sticks that like to move a lot" LOL. Loved seeing you really let yourself go off. From one bundle to another, thanks! PEACE!!!
Thank you for the lesson professor Chad. I can't wait to join your class this semester!
The professor says he loves a good bundle of sticks. If you are lucky, he might show you his stick after class.
I always collected good looking sticks at beaches and parks and stuff ever since I was a little girl. This video just makes me feel like my stick obsession is valid.
Also all of the innuendos are killing me lol.
Truly there is genetic memory for every child understands innately the importance of the stick. This of course should be no surprise for what is DNA if not a bunch of sticks.
OMG Shad! Congrats a lot on losing weight! I understand how hard it can be and I'm so glad that you are fighting this! Healthier life is always for the best!
He lost weight because he had to archieve a form powerful, the form of the stick.
@@alejandrom. That's indeed true, because overweight people are in the form of a rocks, and rocks are inferior to sticks.
I love that you actually made a video on "The stick", also appreciate the costume, smarmy accent and green screen background, wasn't expecting such an awesome presentation compared to the usual, its a nice surprise and I love this new character, definitely got to see more of him in future haha. This is some high quality content, we now have a new meme, "The stick," well done, this may be one of your best videos ever, I wonder how many takes it took haha.
11:50 "All of human history has been recorded by the mighty stick", this claim has many truths on it.
When mankind first started to invent writting they started by using sticks to draw on the ground/sand. When humans started carving their words and monuments in rocks they did so using sharp sticks. Later, when papyrus and paper started being, the writting was done using long and thing sticks.
Human history started with the use of sticks as tools and weapons.
"Human history was recorded by sticks"
Yeah, this not only refers to the pen, but also even before the pen was made we were drawing stickmans in the walls of caves
Edit: 13:12 THIS HAS GOT TO BECOME A MEME NOW
are you saying this will... stick .. with us? Or is it just his story and he's .. sticking to it!
But we also write on stick. Paper is a thin shaving of a plank, plank is big, flat stick. Even if you make paper from pulp - It is small bits of stick!
@@Sonicshadow191 vellum isn't made of stick
When the drawings and in some cases runes where painted onto the caves it was history. Today it is only pre-history because no one alive today knows how to read it.
One day these English letters will join them.
Gotta love that Michael Rosenbaum reference. Also technically Kyle Rittenhouse, as he was the one who made the commie pedo a good commie pedo.
I could totally see this incarnation of Shad being one of those preacher characters in some new Rockstar game. The entire discours fits their humour perfectly. Also there was a rumour back then about Rockstar wanting to make a game set somewhere in the medieval period,so...
I lost it when he said “James Corden, you are a bundle of sticks.” Best line I have heard in awhile.
Prof. Chad was STICKING TO THE FACTS!
I am proud to say that the almighty stick is officially the meme of the channel
What about dragons ?
@@comlitbeta7532 dragons is kinda old, this is new
Shad’s mighty love affair with the big stick is a meme that has brought me great joy over the past year. To see it reach such heights in this video is nothing short of spectacular. Cheers, mate! Jolly good! 😂😂
"It's true. I have so much big stick energy, my turds are essentially long planks of wood."
I'm dying. Best video Shad's ever made imo.
At first I felt hurt and betrayed by the knowledge that one of my favorite TH-camrs has been an imposter this entire time. But, the professor has convinced me to STICK around.
As Brandon Sanderson once said: "I am a stick". Those are the words to live by.
but you could be fire
Now I know why the noble stick refused to change. It was already perfect
I loved this bit "This is essentially a very complex but sophisticated stick, and with it ... you can shoot many communist pedophiles."
This entire video is gold.
Chad Looks radiates big stick energy!
This is gold and truly a stick amongst sticks
This is an amazing video. Please give the professor more screen time!
Watching this at work.
Trying to keep a straight face .
While Shad utters absolute gems like "longius pointius stickus"
14:10
I love, how Shad's speech switches from professor to a preaching cleric 😂😂😂
This unironically blew my mind. Sticks are the ultimate lifeform
Oh lordy, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thanks Shad, that was perfect.
The STICK isn't just the BEST weapon, it is EVERY weapon!
There was so much greatness hidden in here. Love you Shad, God Bless.
Shad's Brain: How many penis jokes do you want for stick video?
Shad: Yes
You missed a few sticks, the picture of the mud hut you showed clearly used sticks as reinforcement, and the roof was made of thatch which is bunches of small skinny sticks. Also the KEYBOARD, is in fact modeled after a board which is just a flat stick.
I wish that EFAP would watch this during one of their podcasts, I can already imagine the joy.
This is the best video this channel has ever made
Well done for keeping a straight face through ALL of that. There should be a person who expounds the virtues of sticks in your medieval fantasy.
Anyone else get the bundle of sticks joke?
😆
I did. Hehehe
I did indeed.
How did he not mention TRs “speak softly and carry a big stick” quote
Stick shtick is still going strong, I say well done sir.
i am now a STICK TRUTHER
as famous stickman Abraham Stickov used to say:
“If the only tool you have is a stick, you tend to see every problem as a stick.”
Drinking game: Take a shot for each time Chad says "stick".
Dead by minute 5
Are you insane? Killing people with sticks is meant to be done carefully, not indiscriminately!
That’s called alcohol poisoning
And what is alcohol, a chain of molecules which is a *stick*
That bundle of sticks joke was very clever, hats off to you
A small bag of weed in Australia is called a stick
Finally, the educated opinion of an expert in stick-otology !
This is great.
Keep going spreading the great wood
Well this video has convinced me that you need to make an attempt at writing a Hitchhiker's guide style comedy book
Damn shad, youtube is doing you good, you lost quite some weight and this is alway a good sign of a happy and healthy person! Keep on doin awesome vids!
Ps: my favorite stick is the one that shoots smaller sticks
The sheer effort that went behind this stick-post boggles the mind.
I literally lost it at the "lacking a stick and are thus lesser sticks"! I know it's not correct in any way but DANG that made me laugh (and is still making me chuckle as I write).
There will never be a better comedy than this. That's it. The genre is complete and needs no further additions. Done.
How do you remain so serious when recording something like this 🤣? I haven't laughed so hard in a long time, this is great lecture of stickology!
He just had to stick to the manuscript. :)
I have a feeling that this topic will stick around on this channel ;)
After all your in depth, thought out, logical, and inspiring videos that made me want to write my own fantasy, this is probably my all time favorite video you've ever made. Yes, I am in fact a 12 year old, or at least a large part of my brain is.
Give a youtube search of "monty phython news" Shad's channeling his inner John Cleese here, and did OK at it.
@@muninrob Ok, I thought I was just talking about Shads channel. Thank you for informing me I should be talking about someone else's.
@@BionicDeathclaw Sorry this wound up under the wrong comment.
I thought I was replying to a comment by a guy claiming to be 12 who loved the delivery style of this video, so I wanted to point him to the Monty Python news anchor skits.
@@muninrob sorry for being an ass, I was drunk and got triggered for no reason. I love Monty Python but didn't know about the news anchor skits, thank you for the recommendation.
Love it