Episode 100 should be locking this guy, Don Toni, and Wendigoon in a room while Sam, Poob, and Bryan are on the other side of the glass trying to get them to fight each other
@@juliusevola4135 Holy shit that'd be so funny if in a Forehead Fables special where they bring back all of their favorite guests in one episode, they have a spirit box sitting on a chair for John MacAfee.
Poobs Ad reading being as robotic and stiff as possible is the best part of every podcast. I feel like there should be the sound of concrete scraping as he reads a script verbatim
@wowee21 Jesus man, go outside To hate someone that much you have never met or has never done anything to you or necessarily bad in general You need to calm the f**k down and get a life, as it's sad you hate him so much
It would be cool to get a mythology expert as a guest. Goes with the past experts being an astrologer, a roman history expert, and a religious expert. Plus it ties in Poob's love of cryptids and creatures.
Rick Levine reminds me of what Poob would be like after 1 or 2 bad run-ins with gas station sushi. No hate to him though. Rick that is, screw off Poob.
A wyzard of the stars enthralls The foreheaded hydra with stories of itself it had not known. Thank you o great star wyzard, for revealing the story of the hydra and showing us all its weaknesses.
@@boarfaceswinejaw4516 bro half the stuff he talked about them somewhat applied to me. its all stuuf that can sorta be applied to everyone until he finds something you react to and laches on. they even expanded past just what sign, they got secondary signs and more just to cast a wider net of bullshit
I’m new to forehead fables so I apologize for being late but this is my second listen through all episodes and it’s definitely top 5 ep I just think it’s so funny how for one they actually intensely payed attention and second how accurate this was. I was always someone who the second I hear astrology just turn my ears off but after this it’s something I definitely don’t believe in but may dabble in just as Rick said right tool for the job
@@TheGuy___no, i really am a impulsive person, but also a little bit calculating, and very talkative, but also a bit introverted, and very driven, but also a bit lazy, and smart, yet a little dumb and....
He has the voice of a handsome younger gentleman. I listened for an hour and just looked at the video and I hope I am still as sharp as him if I get to that age.
one of my favorite recurring jokes, love when he says he gets up in the morning and drinks that green juice before working out, knowing full well he wakes up at 3pm with a massive hangover
I feel like I dont see many comments on these podcasts concerning whether or not someone should be back on, but this guy should definitely be back on at some point.
i like how he was trying to play that off as science being the one in the wrong when he had to dance around saying that there's no evidence for what he's talking about
What your father and/or mother had to eat around the time of your conception has more to do with the person you are than the planets. If planets can have any effect on people, then so would all other bodies in the Milky Way, but you don't see astrology people analyzing those. The simple fact that identical twins can have wildly different personalities is enough to debunk this whole thing.
Yea it's all crap, but I think they know it too, they have him there for entertainment which is fine. To genuinely believe that planets have any sort of effect on a person/brain is nuts thought
Im not into astrology, but if I had to guess what this guy would say, it'd be about his fate vs. free will/nature vs nurture thing, where although the charts are the same, the fact that they live together throughout a lot of their childhood will just mean by human action that they won't act the same as the other. Then I guess we'd have to find some twins who were seperated at birth to answer that.
i'm going to think that he hired a private investigator and he skimmed through all of the youtube videos, because if i'ts not that, im converted to astrology
The most impressive thing is how good this guy is at coming up with broad assumptions about everyone that are just distinct enough that it doesn't seem repetitive. Point being, he's an entertainer through and through; he can even be therapeutic to some but ultimately he is peddling mental snake oil, c.f. phrases like "may or may not", "has never been or will never be" and "just food for thought". No front but his line of reasoning for us being crystals is that geometry in nature is a thing (geometry != crystals) and I don't know how this is related to the first point, but apparently crystals are "energetic" because they are in radios... You can choose to believe the ramblings of a star wizard in a cool shirt but ultimately, as a wise man (Poob) once said to a homeless person asking for change: "Change comes from within, brother."
On one side, he is pretty full of whimsy and mystique, on the other hand, I feel like those thousands of students of his, as well as his following especially in idonesia are kinda getting scammed by the oldest trick in the book, or I should say second oldest trick in the book, the first one was divination via scattering of the animal's intestines after it was sacrificed. As always the Forehead Fables Podcast brings very thought provoking subjects to the broader audience! Bravo!
The mental gymnasts he goes through to link things together is laughable. Like how we have 12 months because of astrology. No we have 12 months because of ceaser adding 2 more
@@ambzc Yeah thats what an astrologist does at the end of the day, as any divine teller, I really hope our 3 goofs here wont get any ideas from what he told them, besides I myself am an asparagus of the third moon inclination, I sorta sense these kind of people in advance
there is possibly something to be said about how time of birth might affect certain personality traits. but having it be tied to star constellations is perhaps a bit much.
@@boarfaceswinejaw4516 I very much agree with the whole concept of "as above so below", its been proven basically by the whole quantum mechanics branch of science, we just don't know the scope of this interlocking between the two as of yet, its just a shame that this guy profits off of real science and ancient cultures around the world, hes kind of perpetrating a mega disinformation campaign. I did like the fact that he quoted Yung in saying his teachings kinda get a positive effect on people and might do the trick where psicology cant, but that by the end of the podcast sounded more like an excuse to not take any responsibility of any bad that may come out of it. Quite scummy, plus the dude looks like he touched for sure some kid on his trips in Indonesia (sorry for the long reply)
@@ambzc also old norse cultures, ancient Germanic tribes, and many ancient Asian cultures used a base 12 counting system comes from how they count using your thumb to count the knuckle bones on your fingers. use of base 12 k so there are 12 hours in a day and 12 in a night so we have 24 hours later on when we had to deal with seasons a lot of people realised there were 4 distinct seasons not sure when they would start so they divided the year into 10 months because they had switched to counting the individual fingers and thumbs and we weren't very good at predicting the exact season shifts so you get a bit of leway when a season starts but you can get the general idea of winter comes in about x amount of days better rotate the crops for that. next this guy named Julius ceaser came along and wanted a month named after him so we had 11 for a stint then his nephew Augustus came along and wanted a month named after him so we got 12 after that people said no more we got 4 seasons and 12 is divisible by 4 this works stop screwing with the calender.
This was really a stunning example of confirmation bias in action, especially Poobs segment. Starting out incredibly vague with a baseline of personality he already knew, then throwing stuff out looking for reactions. It was very apparent when he brought up anything slightly accurate the boys would react quite obviously and so he'd push more into that, but then for example when he talked about something happening in May-June and got absolutely no reaction he quickly gave an excuse about fog before moving on to try something else. The divorce bit especially he latched onto when Poob revealed it happened early in life; he first mentions like 2001-2, then moves onto 2003 still getting nothing, then moves onto 2004 and then as far as 2006-7 as he's still getting no revealing rise out of Poob, while making the retroactive excuses for the earlier dates that they were periods of strenuous decline. Plus some simple social fishing, like Poob mentioned dating but not having a current long term relationship so he went into that being a commitment thing, or because Poobs young he went into not knowing what he's doing with his future. And then because people really only grasp onto exiting moments and quickly forget about the other constant stream of information that wasn't accurate, the take away for someone that wants to believe is quite strong. Not to mention in the beginning of the episode his immediate use of phrases, jokes and misdirections when they asked him about something he clearly wanted to steer away while maintaining a specific aura of wisdom. I feel like this all was a much more revealing look at astrology than anyone would otherwise actually talk about outright and was really interesting to see in motion. Edit: Also funny in retrospect that all that could really be said about Brian is that Scorpios keep things hidden because he gave absolutely nothing away haha.
Bryan: "Ask him about Rust, alright, his Rust days" Poob: "The coding language?" Poob's such a dork for that, a total of 3 people in this audience are even going to know that Rust is a programming language. It was such a quick and unrecognised joke, good one tho
This is my favorite episode. I love astrology and it was kinda hard to follow at first but I was hooked when he started going through each of their charts and especially Bryan’s was so interesting with the Scorpio energy.
"There's a part of you that has this trait, but another part of you DOESN'T have this trait". General cold reading statements that could apply to literally anyone.
@@devonyoung354unfortunately many people wanna feel special and honestly want someone to tell them how they should feel about themselves. Its insane how many people fall for it. I mean its either that or they are just casually interested. To me this was like listening to preacher except without any cool stories with metal fucking endings.
@@devonyoung354because the average forehead fables viewer is rtarded. The people who believe that garbage are the same people who believe you can change your gender.
You guys should throw a big party like that for all your TH-camr friends and get Rick to be your Wizard like old times I wanna see what Wranglerstar decides to get rid of. Not sure how he'll fit the whole ATF in the pit, but he'll figure something out
22:40 Marshall law does not come from mars, it is a persons name, Marshall law refers to the Marshall court, a time period in which a supreme court chief justice with the last name of Marshall utilized the supreme court system to execute mass legal change in the US, Marshall law refers to the similar strengthening of the law during times the nation is in duress.
I enjoyed listening to this guy talk, but 26:40 really rubs me the wrong way. Because, no there are not exactly 12 hours of daylight and 12 hours of night, how many hours of daylight we get literally changes every day. I also just happen to use a 24 hour clock which is conveniently not divided into 12’s. and the 12 hour clock is actually horrible for tracking daylight, the sun works on a completely different schedule. like the sun doesn’t rise when the clock hits 12, nothing happens when the clock hits 12, just means it’s lunchtime bro. Yeah, yeah. 12 months in a year, Jesus had 12 disciples, 12 zodiac signs, 12 hours of daylight, it all adds up… to 48.
Put him in the dnd campaign as "The Wizard of Febohree" I think this episode was a really killer idea. I thought Poob to be the great prophet of humility, truth, and morality; but instead learned he is the cunning death power liar that has deceived us all. All that time I thought he was chill, respecting authority and shit. But now I found out your taking it down? We know were you where born.
Poor guy had to start pulling lore from avatar the last airbender as Brian has no discernable personality to work with. Reading that back it's too funny to not say but a bit harsh so I'm going to add that I'm just joking.
@@TheGuy___it works for some people, like religion, it’s all mumbo jumbo to me, but it does work for those who believe, so let them have it. Besides they at least have equations and formulas they have to do. And tracking the planets. They don’t affect us like this, but they are actually doing something and not just believing or reading old words. Because I’ve been into science a long time, I wanted to be a physicist, and history. And those two fields are constantly eating their words and being wrong but protesting they are right all the time. So yes science is there, but we don’t know everything either.
Just to correct him on the case of Science having an issue with Astrology. Science doesn’t critique Astrology because of repeatability, it disagrees because it can’t predict shit. You can’t predict a single thing with Astrology, it’s inherently post hoc explanation. They can’t tell you that your life will change because of X, but they’ll be sure to tell you that it did because of X afterwards. Also, an astrologist is no different from a cold reading psychic, utilizing positivity bias and the Barnum effect to make people believe profiles. But an astologer cannot get a profile of a person and predict anything about the horoscope, nor can they predict anything about a person based on their personality.
This was an awesome and super interesting episode, I love it when you guys have guests that provide some educational value, but maybe that's just cause I'm a capricorn...
Interesting how astrology selectively appropriates things to apply their theorum, such as reffering to martial law deriving from the planet mars, when the planet mars was not named for a long time AFTER the religious god mars
I now have the glorious company ATHLETIC GREENS®engraved in my mind because of Papa Poob's INCREDIBLE and TRANSFORMATIVE ad read, It had me at the edge of my seat; Hook, Line, and Sinker.
This episode rocked. Cant wait for the Crystal specialist next episode. Keep up the good content. Funniest part was when Poob was talking about his morning workout during the ad read
Listening to this guy talk is like listening to someone explain elden ring lore.
I think me and bryan were on the same wavelength for once this episode, nothing going on in my brain, many word
Interesting to finally see the boys giving a guest actual attention. They barely talked over him. He definitely deserved it
Bryan tried to but he got shut down by Papa Pooberton.
I know the guest is a shitpost but it is kinda sad that the one guest they let talk has nothing but bullshit and pseudoscience to spew.
deserved it is a crazy take
@@ooo662I suppose earned the respect would be a better way to put it. They hung on every word basically
@AtkinTheory I've only watched about 30 mins, def been interesting so far tho
Episode 100 should be locking this guy, Don Toni, and Wendigoon in a room while Sam, Poob, and Bryan are on the other side of the glass trying to get them to fight each other
i think they should try to get one of those spirit boxes and hit up mcafee, maybe he’s got something to share now that he’s tucked 6 feet below
@@juliusevola4135good shit
Creator clash 2.5, Abrahamic edition
My money is on Wendigoon.
@@juliusevola4135 Holy shit that'd be so funny if in a Forehead Fables special where they bring back all of their favorite guests in one episode, they have a spirit box sitting on a chair for John MacAfee.
Poobs Ad reading being as robotic and stiff as possible is the best part of every podcast. I feel like there should be the sound of concrete scraping as he reads a script verbatim
it's clear he does this to ruin the podcast in the most passive aggressive way possible. i hate him so much.
@wowee21 Jesus man, go outside
To hate someone that much you have never met or has never done anything to you or necessarily bad in general
You need to calm the f**k down and get a life, as it's sad you hate him so much
@@wowee21What is your deal bro?
This podcast is the only podcast where I never skip past the ads
@@ORiOh4582 Yeah im doing ok. Thanks for asking. Poob wouldn't ask because he thinks people are insects (jerk)
It would be cool to get a mythology expert as a guest. Goes with the past experts being an astrologer, a roman history expert, and a religious expert. Plus it ties in Poob's love of cryptids and creatures.
They already had Wendigoon on
@@Ludvig124-y8m That's my point it's all very similar.
@@Ludvig124-y8mgoons more conspiracy theory focused though, I think a cryptid/mythology based guest would fill a niche
@@Ludvig124-y8m wendigoon is moreso bible and cryptid expert. i think what is needed is a pagan priest.
@@noahsharpe3647he kinda covers all basis of mythos
So glad to have Charborg back on the podcast. Cheers.
Lmaoooooo
Come on Charborg wishes he were half as smart as this guy
Charborg has less teeth
Bald.
@@igotno_username1739bam roasted
Bryan fucking angered the wizard thats why he keeps calling him out im glad he didnt turn him into a frog at the end.
Rick Levine reminds me of what Poob would be like after 1 or 2 bad run-ins with gas station sushi. No hate to him though. Rick that is, screw off Poob.
Get heck'd, Poob!
If Poob ate gas station sushi laced with acid that destroys his perception of reality.
god i hate poob
Idk guys I think he’s kind of cool! Who is with me?!?
@@poobtube He's my favourite Indianna cryptid
Conclusion
Sam could have totally been an extroverted, rebellious gay actor in a different timeline
How is that really any different that what he is now?
@@Tester-sh1mnwait, isn’t Sam a Jewish lesbian?
@@amnesicturtles4145half Jewish, non binary, polyamorous, and autistic is what you’re looking for.
and poob would have been a serial killer. or as rick put it.... "serial-something".
@@amnesicturtles4145 Well that's the "official" story...
Rick once he said “can we go?” Then just absolutely lays out the good stuff almost immediately. Was hooked as soon as he began speaking
it might not of been on February but he did end up leaving the podcast in early 2024... this man might be onto something
A wyzard of the stars enthralls The foreheaded hydra with stories of itself it had not known. Thank you o great star wyzard, for revealing the story of the hydra and showing us all its weaknesses.
Spotted the DoL fan
you sir are funny as five fucks
@@Guntherbabieslmfao
Bro is either the biggest forehead fables fan alive or an actual wizard of the outer realms.
30:00 daaaamn "don't need astrology for that mines bigger than yours" This astrologer brought the heat 💀
"I'm a crackhead...that came out wrong"
this guy is already the funniest of the episode
Can you make him a character in your dnd campaign 😂
Real
Brian not giving this guy anything to bounce off of was the best part of this episode. Dude was fishing so hard for something to play on.
old cornball charges 250$ for this shit lmao. same as those people that can "talk to the dead"
depends. He did kind of touch upon the idea that Bryan's absentee dad might be a root of some silent grief.
@@boarfaceswinejaw4516 bro half the stuff he talked about them somewhat applied to me. its all stuuf that can sorta be applied to everyone until he finds something you react to and laches on. they even expanded past just what sign, they got secondary signs and more just to cast a wider net of bullshit
@@adrevenue726It's the mind reader/fortune teller special, speak broad enough and something is bound to stick eventually.
@adrevenue726 Just like a fortune teller using cues you give them to continue that thread
Proud of you guys for not interrupting him at 24:28
Damn, two podcasts in a week? Guess itll be 2 months till the next one
yep
This man is a real wizard. Don’t let him fool you folks.
1:30:21 Sam’s falling asleep, Brian doing his best “yea bro I’m definitely interested face” and Poob looks like the golden retriever of astrology
I’m new to forehead fables so I apologize for being late but this is my second listen through all episodes and it’s definitely top 5 ep I just think it’s so funny how for one they actually intensely payed attention and second how accurate this was. I was always someone who the second I hear astrology just turn my ears off but after this it’s something I definitely don’t believe in but may dabble in just as Rick said right tool for the job
Bryan's acting like pre face cam this is definitely one of the best episodes
I was thinking how Sam can be more dad-like. And here he is bringing a huge lunchbox to a podcast 38:50
unironically one of the best podcast episodes. I was ready for the guy to be crazy but I might be one of them crystal bitches now.
I really liked the part where he suggest Poob kill himself.
I understand why those white women are so fuckin crazy about it now, if only they had half of this guys knowledge
Fr, this episode sent me down a rabbit hole of reading my own natal chart and this shits kinda converting me
don't fall for it its just blanket statements that apply to anyone
@@TheGuy___no, i really am a impulsive person, but also a little bit calculating, and very talkative, but also a bit introverted, and very driven, but also a bit lazy, and smart, yet a little dumb and....
Its crazy how much someone can talk without saying anything at all
For real. Mostly speaking in riddles and not actually explaining anything.
True but gay dumbledore
He has the voice of a handsome younger gentleman. I listened for an hour and just looked at the video and I hope I am still as sharp as him if I get to that age.
Im glad I watched this one high, made my brain get the tingly tingles.
I can fuckin imagine hahaha I should get fucked up for this
@@brandonmeensamen 🙏
Bring stimpee back on the cast he was one of the first guest you had
Thanks stalltt ❤
Stimpees thumbnail of sams head is golden
i like how they joke about bryan's forming a pentagram and yet there actually is an (imperfect, lopsided) pentagram inside it
My favorite part of the podcast was Sam pulling out his comically large lunchbox
everyone's faces xD poob was not happy
Holy shit, Poob your ad read has me chucklin' . That is gonna get a re-watch FOR SURE. Magical delivery!
one of my favorite recurring jokes, love when he says he gets up in the morning and drinks that green juice before working out, knowing full well he wakes up at 3pm with a massive hangover
I feel like I dont see many comments on these podcasts concerning whether or not someone should be back on, but this guy should definitely be back on at some point.
🔫Not today my old friend we have an episode to watch.
I play russian rulet with one bullet every day, only breaks are when the hit fabled forehead podcast episode gets released.
@@dankmemes2354 you hear that FFP? Keep posting or this guy gets it.
"is it astrologer or astrologist?"
"Astrologer is preferred"
Title: Star wizard
For something that can never be replicated (his words) he's so adamant that its fact.
i like how he was trying to play that off as science being the one in the wrong when he had to dance around saying that there's no evidence for what he's talking about
I feel like this would be a cool guy to goblin gas with
Add him to the dream blunt rotation with Mr. Rogers and Sam Rockwell
What your father and/or mother had to eat around the time of your conception has more to do with the person you are than the planets. If planets can have any effect on people, then so would all other bodies in the Milky Way, but you don't see astrology people analyzing those. The simple fact that identical twins can have wildly different personalities is enough to debunk this whole thing.
Yup
Anti fun lame nerd
I didn’t even think about the identical twins thing, nice catch
Yea it's all crap, but I think they know it too, they have him there for entertainment which is fine. To genuinely believe that planets have any sort of effect on a person/brain is nuts thought
Im not into astrology, but if I had to guess what this guy would say, it'd be about his fate vs. free will/nature vs nurture thing, where although the charts are the same, the fact that they live together throughout a lot of their childhood will just mean by human action that they won't act the same as the other. Then I guess we'd have to find some twins who were seperated at birth to answer that.
This whole thing can be summed up as, "i like your funny words magic man."
This show is at it best when they bring on crackpot (I use that term endearingly) experts. I don't care about Astrology but this was a blast to watch
this episode was genuinely really good
means a lot when someone says something so bold
i'm going to think that he hired a private investigator and he skimmed through all of the youtube videos, because if i'ts not that, im converted to astrology
The most impressive thing is how good this guy is at coming up with broad assumptions about everyone that are just distinct enough that it doesn't seem repetitive. Point being, he's an entertainer through and through; he can even be therapeutic to some but ultimately he is peddling mental snake oil, c.f. phrases like "may or may not", "has never been or will never be" and "just food for thought".
No front but his line of reasoning for us being crystals is that geometry in nature is a thing (geometry != crystals) and I don't know how this is related to the first point, but apparently crystals are "energetic" because they are in radios...
You can choose to believe the ramblings of a star wizard in a cool shirt but ultimately, as a wise man (Poob) once said to a homeless person asking for change: "Change comes from within, brother."
Rick looks like he's the real life DM from the cartoon in the 80s
Awesome episode. I've been looking forward to the fabled astrology ep but Rick is honestly on another level.
On one side, he is pretty full of whimsy and mystique, on the other hand, I feel like those thousands of students of his, as well as his following especially in idonesia are kinda getting scammed by the oldest trick in the book, or I should say second oldest trick in the book, the first one was divination via scattering of the animal's intestines after it was sacrificed. As always the Forehead Fables Podcast brings very thought provoking subjects to the broader audience! Bravo!
The mental gymnasts he goes through to link things together is laughable. Like how we have 12 months because of astrology. No we have 12 months because of ceaser adding 2 more
@@ambzc Yeah thats what an astrologist does at the end of the day, as any divine teller, I really hope our 3 goofs here wont get any ideas from what he told them, besides I myself am an asparagus of the third moon inclination, I sorta sense these kind of people in advance
there is possibly something to be said about how time of birth might affect certain personality traits. but having it be tied to star constellations is perhaps a bit much.
@@boarfaceswinejaw4516 I very much agree with the whole concept of "as above so below", its been proven basically by the whole quantum mechanics branch of science, we just don't know the scope of this interlocking between the two as of yet, its just a shame that this guy profits off of real science and ancient cultures around the world, hes kind of perpetrating a mega disinformation campaign. I did like the fact that he quoted Yung in saying his teachings kinda get a positive effect on people and might do the trick where psicology cant, but that by the end of the podcast sounded more like an excuse to not take any responsibility of any bad that may come out of it. Quite scummy, plus the dude looks like he touched for sure some kid on his trips in Indonesia (sorry for the long reply)
@@ambzc also old norse cultures, ancient Germanic tribes, and many ancient Asian cultures used a base 12 counting system comes from how they count using your thumb to count the knuckle bones on your fingers. use of base 12 k so there are 12 hours in a day and 12 in a night so we have 24 hours later on when we had to deal with seasons a lot of people realised there were 4 distinct seasons not sure when they would start so they divided the year into 10 months because they had switched to counting the individual fingers and thumbs and we weren't very good at predicting the exact season shifts so you get a bit of leway when a season starts but you can get the general idea of winter comes in about x amount of days better rotate the crops for that. next this guy named Julius ceaser came along and wanted a month named after him so we had 11 for a stint then his nephew Augustus came along and wanted a month named after him so we got 12 after that people said no more we got 4 seasons and 12 is divisible by 4 this works stop screwing with the calender.
This was really a stunning example of confirmation bias in action, especially Poobs segment. Starting out incredibly vague with a baseline of personality he already knew, then throwing stuff out looking for reactions. It was very apparent when he brought up anything slightly accurate the boys would react quite obviously and so he'd push more into that, but then for example when he talked about something happening in May-June and got absolutely no reaction he quickly gave an excuse about fog before moving on to try something else. The divorce bit especially he latched onto when Poob revealed it happened early in life; he first mentions like 2001-2, then moves onto 2003 still getting nothing, then moves onto 2004 and then as far as 2006-7 as he's still getting no revealing rise out of Poob, while making the retroactive excuses for the earlier dates that they were periods of strenuous decline. Plus some simple social fishing, like Poob mentioned dating but not having a current long term relationship so he went into that being a commitment thing, or because Poobs young he went into not knowing what he's doing with his future. And then because people really only grasp onto exiting moments and quickly forget about the other constant stream of information that wasn't accurate, the take away for someone that wants to believe is quite strong. Not to mention in the beginning of the episode his immediate use of phrases, jokes and misdirections when they asked him about something he clearly wanted to steer away while maintaining a specific aura of wisdom.
I feel like this all was a much more revealing look at astrology than anyone would otherwise actually talk about outright and was really interesting to see in motion.
Edit: Also funny in retrospect that all that could really be said about Brian is that Scorpios keep things hidden because he gave absolutely nothing away haha.
Basically rick is like one of those “mind reading” scam artists
Finally a sensible comment. I have suspicions that the guys don't actually believe and might just be giving this guy reactions for content.
This is one of the best ad read I have even witness. Holy shint! I was taking a sip and homie became a wizard Harry!
This was probably my favourite episode you guys have done, what an interesting and charming guest, just awesome
Sam's star sign is Pure Cancer
Same
not the crab, but the tumor
Urban astrologists be like:
“Just poured hot soup on my waiters face 💅 they got the order wrong (I’m a Gemini 🤪)”
i wanna see this guy and dontoni fight to the death
Got my money on this guy
Dude don't you try and tell me this isnt Poob as a time traveler. He came back to warn himself
Bryan: "Ask him about Rust, alright, his Rust days"
Poob: "The coding language?"
Poob's such a dork for that, a total of 3 people in this audience are even going to know that Rust is a programming language. It was such a quick and unrecognised joke, good one tho
As a cancer I can say this video is terminal.
This guy has so many little jokes that they don’t recognize I love it
This is my favorite episode. I love astrology and it was kinda hard to follow at first but I was hooked when he started going through each of their charts and especially Bryan’s was so interesting with the Scorpio energy.
Poob has mastered the art of acting like he's interested in astrology
ive never seen the boys be so attentive
Wow he perfectly captured Poob's Pro Soccer Online arc
"There's a part of you that has this trait, but another part of you DOESN'T have this trait". General cold reading statements that could apply to literally anyone.
I don’t undestand how the people in the comments are actually taking him seriously.
@@devonyoung354unfortunately many people wanna feel special and honestly want someone to tell them how they should feel about themselves. Its insane how many people fall for it.
I mean its either that or they are just casually interested. To me this was like listening to preacher except without any cool stories with metal fucking endings.
@@devonyoung354because the average forehead fables viewer is rtarded. The people who believe that garbage are the same people who believe you can change your gender.
@@devonyoung354yeah I was actually amazed seeing these comments I thought they’d all be calling him on his bullshit lol
So wierd that Brian hasn't been on the podcast since around the time Rick predicted.
Holy shit... That was awesome. Thank you Sam for the intro.
this podcast ruled. okay fine, i'll subscribe and watch every week
You guys should throw a big party like that for all your TH-camr friends
and get Rick to be your Wizard like old times
I wanna see what Wranglerstar decides to get rid of.
Not sure how he'll fit the whole ATF in the pit, but he'll figure something out
what time was i born?
"uhh somewhere between midnight and noon or noon and midnight"
oh my god this guy is a GENIUS
Needless to say it was an amazing episode, but stallt was on fire this time around, had some real good ones
9:40 dudes only been on the Podcast 10 minutes, and hes already sick of Bryan's BS
22:40 Marshall law does not come from mars, it is a persons name, Marshall law refers to the Marshall court, a time period in which a supreme court chief justice with the last name of Marshall utilized the supreme court system to execute mass legal change in the US, Marshall law refers to the similar strengthening of the law during times the nation is in duress.
I think he's talking about martial law lol
Loved the ad-read poob, keep it up
This guy is chill
I enjoyed listening to this guy talk, but 26:40 really rubs me the wrong way. Because, no there are not exactly 12 hours of daylight and 12 hours of night, how many hours of daylight we get literally changes every day. I also just happen to use a 24 hour clock which is conveniently not divided into 12’s. and the 12 hour clock is actually horrible for tracking daylight, the sun works on a completely different schedule. like the sun doesn’t rise when the clock hits 12, nothing happens when the clock hits 12, just means it’s lunchtime bro.
Yeah, yeah. 12 months in a year, Jesus had 12 disciples, 12 zodiac signs, 12 hours of daylight, it all adds up… to 48.
Not to mention we only have 12 months because ceaser decided he wanted months named after him
Incomprehensibly wise wizard: *explains the intricacies of the universe and our interactions within*
also that wizard: our calendar's kinda fucked up
The next step is to get wendigoon, toldinstone and the space wiz in on a podcast then sam, poob and brian all slink out about 10 minutes in.
You guys gotta get a cryptozoologist on here next, this was a sick episode
Put him in the dnd campaign as "The Wizard of Febohree"
I think this episode was a really killer idea. I thought Poob to be the great prophet of humility, truth, and morality; but instead learned he is the cunning death power liar that has deceived us all. All that time I thought he was chill, respecting authority and shit. But now I found out your taking it down?
We know were you where born.
This comments section is the best of all worlds, Sam's aspie basement dwelling r/athiesm fans and the drugged out stoner fans who are super into it
I love drugs but even I couldn't listen to the 3 amigos enable this conman for two and a half hours.
Couldn’t have put it better myself. 😂
Some dude made a comment about brian being from the Azores a few eps back and i didnt actually expect them to be right lmao
this guy explaining stuff and saying at the end.. BRIAN.. was so funny , great stuff.
Stallt shouldve had bryan slowly spinning all episode like the galaxy meme so we wont have to focus on that death stare xD
Poor guy had to start pulling lore from avatar the last airbender as Brian has no discernable personality to work with.
Reading that back it's too funny to not say but a bit harsh so I'm going to add that I'm just joking.
52:12 "Sam Uranus is always surprising as to how deep and powerful" 😂 Nice ep lads this guys great
12 months in a year
12 hours in a day
12 donuts in a dozen
12 cylinder in a V12
Guys its all connected
13 crock of shit. trust in 12
So what your saying is its only a matter of time till im sitting fat in a race car.
Little disappointed Rick wasn't able to ascertain the exact date and cause of Bryan's dad's death
Unironically the funniest and most informative episode ever
informative? he thre out blanket statements and said a bunch of mumbo jumbo
@@TheGuy___it works for some people, like religion, it’s all mumbo jumbo to me, but it does work for those who believe, so let them have it. Besides they at least have equations and formulas they have to do. And tracking the planets. They don’t affect us like this, but they are actually doing something and not just believing or reading old words.
Because I’ve been into science a long time, I wanted to be a physicist, and history. And those two fields are constantly eating their words and being wrong but protesting they are right all the time. So yes science is there, but we don’t know everything either.
This guy is the best, definitely going to check him out because man he is hilarious.
Just to correct him on the case of Science having an issue with Astrology.
Science doesn’t critique Astrology because of repeatability, it disagrees because it can’t predict shit. You can’t predict a single thing with Astrology, it’s inherently post hoc explanation. They can’t tell you that your life will change because of X, but they’ll be sure to tell you that it did because of X afterwards.
Also, an astrologist is no different from a cold reading psychic, utilizing positivity bias and the Barnum effect to make people believe profiles. But an astologer cannot get a profile of a person and predict anything about the horoscope, nor can they predict anything about a person based on their personality.
That was an awesome episode, fantastic guest. Good find Poob
record levels of worlds from bryan in the first 2 minutes
next February, bryan is gonna finally work on his channel. lol
This was an awesome and super interesting episode, I love it when you guys have guests that provide some educational value, but maybe that's just cause I'm a capricorn...
Interesting how astrology selectively appropriates things to apply their theorum, such as reffering to martial law deriving from the planet mars, when the planet mars was not named for a long time AFTER the religious god mars
So what I learned from this episode is that Bryan is gonna kill himself if he doesn’t change his life within the next 7 months
What a phenomenally charismatic man, great content ❤
15:13 most high brow way to call someone a chocolate star fish ever.
YES BRO IS SPITTING STRAIGHT HERMETIC SACRED TRUTHS.
I now have the glorious company ATHLETIC GREENS®engraved in my mind because of Papa Poob's INCREDIBLE and TRANSFORMATIVE ad read, It had me at the edge of my seat; Hook, Line, and Sinker.
Can we talk about how Sam said Brian’s chart would just be a pentagram and then it basically was lmao
This episode rocked. Cant wait for the Crystal specialist next episode. Keep up the good content. Funniest part was when Poob was talking about his morning workout during the ad read
I could listen to this badass talk forever