The main thing people don’t see to understand is that the more sexual a character inherently is, the lower their r34 count might be. People create what they think is _missing_ so you have higher chances with fandoms that lack canonic sex appeal.
10:08 Objection! Hinata_hyuuga may only have 251 images on rule 34, but Hyuuga_hinata has over 12000! Tectone's wife should have won that round. EDIT: LOL! Nux realized he screwed up later when 2spooky picked Hinata! Still sucks for Tectone's wife.
@@SovereignVis yeah but more importantly he should've used Paheal not .xxx. The truth is .xxx is janky asf bro. Paheal is way older and has more stable tags. The thing .xxx has going for it is how they have multiple tags of the same character (Paheal bans that kind of thing for organizational purposes)
The key to winning this is mainstream appeal. If your brain thinks of Naruto, then pick the most popular characters that normies will search for like Sakura. Real fans hate her guts, but the average normie will search for her hentai images. So of course she will have more results than Tsunade
I just looked it up for myself, they kinda messed up with the Hinata part...turns out, if you typed in her last name first "hyuuga_hinata", she has significantly more than either Sakura or Tsunade, and of course Naruto, "uzumaki_naruto" has even more than that
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"I won, but at what cost." moment if I had to play this game. The cost, being disowned by family, broken up by my bodypillow, and put jesus to tears and wondering if the sacrifice is worth it. I am sorry jesus.
@@JustSomeGuySearchingForPOWER I know; Tectone got a "fair shot" at the final because of the mistake, but Fream never got a "fair shot" at the first round because of the mistake
Idea for making this more fun: Instead of having to win 2 of 3 brackets Everyone has to write down a list in the same amount of time it usually takes (list has no limit) You can use a health system and use the entries as a form of damage (winners points minus losers points as damage) and then it goes on until someone dies
Hey for the next one how about adding this rule “You cannot use previous mentioned characters in the previous rule 34 tournament”. A nice last minute twist
"34. There is porn of it. No exceptions. 35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created. 36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions." - 4chan (Gods of the Internet)
@@thepastaprogenitor851 honestly, some of these guys are just built different, ive seen some gourmet instant hard-on shit from the weirdest of places, and some of the choices are just downright genius.
@@thepastaprogenitor851 You can't use the word quality in regard to MLP art. No matter how much dedication and skill is put into a sculpture made of feces is, it's still a shit-statue.
Dude went for bulma and still lost. I think its because all is degenerates were still young when dbz was most popular so less people used her for inspiration.
"I have been preparing for this tournament every night at 9 pm since I was 12 years old!" "...Dude I had like 5 minutes." -Wins Every anime in a nutshell.
I did some, uhh, research, for the greater good of humanity. It looks like the best possible choice would have been Twilight Sparkle, who's sitting at 20,579 pictures as of this comment. The 6 main ponies are all in the top 10 slots. The Internet was a mistake.
Agreed bud. I'm not an MLP fan but I know that a good chunk of furries who hop onto that stuff and it's insane how much of it is on the internet.....makes me realize a lot of humanity is fucking perverts or degenerates like im a furry saying this ill admit i can be weird and cringy what furry isnt im just used to it at this point but yeah Humanity and the internet was a mistake....
I would have gone for these as a list : -Mom in the incredibles -Samsung assistant -Nami -Marge simpson -Erza -Velma -Lara croft -MLP main character -Sakura haruno -boa hancock
only two of those (or 8 if you mean all MLP mains) breach 10k lara barely managed to. Nami is already known (as was pointed out in the ep) so you would have lost.. I would have as well as I wouldn't have touched any of the MLP (because i know not any of their names)
Now they need to do the opposite challenge. Whoever can find the character that has been l.e.w.d.e.d the least. Trust me it is an extremely difficult challenge. I already know a character that has never been l.e.w.d.e.d at all, but I shall not mention the name. That is my secret.
Shouldn't be a problem if you use just the r34 website to search it up. You just have to be familiar with characters from some random tv show that was only broadcast in random small country. Ideally some character with name written in different alphabet than english (for example czech with diacritic should be near impossible to have entries in r34).
Even if this video is pretty old, thank you guy for having me entertained in this heavy day when my mother has to go through surgery. You managed to make me smile. 🙂
My army -tracer -gardevoir -judy hopps -lola bunny -widowmaker -rainbow dash -twilight sparkle -sonic -lucario -peach This was written before I watched, so let's see if the furries/bronies/various other disgusting degenerates can carry this squad to victory
This is the best tournament I have ever seen and it inspired me to steal your idea, thanks. For real this is amazing, Nux! And Congrats Kwite for winning. This is so wholesome.
Nagz was an awesome character to have, all tournaments like this should definitely have a "straight-man" who isn't very cultured so we can laugh at them
not only flexing on the algorithm with the best tournament arc ever but also flexing with the best advertising segway I've ever seen! Nux is bringing his S-Tier content! ❤
10:09 She actually should’ve won this by a landslide. For some reason people just decided to use the tag “Hyuuga_Hinata” instead of “Hinata_Hyuuga.” Hinata actually has 12,283 entries. So uh. Yeah. edit: well i mean, you realized later on.
@@roxonightreturns what do you mean Japan's last name first name convention? I don't know any country that doesn't do that when organizing individuals.
@@nip3004 Japan (and other Asian countries) refers to people by surname-given name, even in casual conversation. So in Japan, she wouldn't introduce herself as Hinata Hyuuga, she'd call herself Hyuuga Hinata. That's different from most western countries' way of naming people - even if we tend to organise by last name for convenience, our legal names are still given name-surname, not the other way around.
@@nip3004 Not really. If you go to the rule34 website and look for, oh, let's say Homer Simpson. Type in Simpson_Homer, you get no results. Type in Homer_Simpson, you get results. It's organised by how the uploader tags it, which is typically by the most common way to refer to that particular character. It's the same on any website - IMDB doesn't list actors by last name first. It puts them by firstname-lastname.
I feel like an OP strategy wouild be to choose the mane six from MLP and the two major princesses. From what I heard (and admittedly sometimes saw) in my brief time as a brony before the fandom mostly died, there is a stupid amount of very wholesome and lovely images that you can find if you care to.
im disappointed in nux that he didn't even flip the japanese names around to get the most results hyuuga_hinata has 12197 results, far more than mikasa_ackerman's puny 1781
Omg I got reminded of the problems while tagging stuff to post them and which tags had more attention💀 Also, I hate how Nux did the Japanese version of Misty's name (Kasumi) and not what you said
@@obviouslyanonymous yeah the Japanese names has most results that's why I said I 'hated' him for not searching up Hinata's one but then again, now you've informed me that it's a mistake uuff
This is the most wholesome shit I've ever seen. So wholesome that all other things in all of the things that were, are, or will ever be have lost thier right to the claim of wholesomeness.
We absolutely need a part 2 for this! No this should just be a regular thing on the channel! It’s just too good not to continue it! Also how about unless a significant amount of time goes by the contestants cannot use characters that were already chosen from previous tournaments. Just so we can continue to have a nice variety of characters each tournament match.
Dude I swear, I was contemplating death when I saw Hinata was 252, I even was speechless when I saw that pokemon character had 11,000, I thought the world was lost....but Hinata rightfully deserves the 12,000 she got!!!
He didn't swap her name order. If he's on Paheal, that's the correct order, but on the other site... the webmaster is a friggin weeb and insists you gotta write the names like the japanese do My homeboy Nux rigging this to help Tectone vs his friggin' wife
The first character I thought of instantly for this challenge was Tifa Lockhart from FF, and I was actually super surprised no one though of her. I was curious so I looked up how many entries she had, and it turns out her 14,800 entries would have beaten anyone else brought up! Nice to have my degeneracy confirmed so soundly!!
@@balanced2482Ya, was my b forgetting about mlp. I did a lot of deep thinking about "what is the show that has the highest likelyhood of having super depraved fans" . Should have thought of it right away after seeing the sonic stuff!
@@fragile-gymnast2157 search up rule 34. There are 2 versions. Rule 34 and rule 34 paheal. They both work but some have more stuff of certain characters
My list: -hatsune miku -amy rose -lola bunny -lucoa (dragon maid) -toriel -sans -starfire -obama -serene (pokemon, idk if i spelled it correctly) -sandy cheeks
Hunting for obscure art on r34 is honestly just great fun. Sure, there’s the hot stuff. However, there’s also the cursed, eye-bleeding stuff that is far more memorable.
@@wenlock8069 Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
WE NEED MORE!!! also add a losers bracket for more content. I also want to know what the "nukes" some of the contestants were holding but did not get to play.
@@roomba178 the same way that you fact checked. Also Nux Taku did a tournament thing that proves the point around a year ago or sooner. Oh wait . It this exact vid.. haha . Why necro an 8 month old comment? Anyways.. aye.. I'm a furry! So what?
i am the best
True
Kwite for president
Nice 🙂👍
yeah
Kwite is the best though he is funny though as well
"If I lose this, I'll be genuinely shock"
I heard that one before, Tectone
Burnnnnn :D
B r u h...
i'm starting to see a patern here
Where have I heard that before.... staff of Homa?
@@Solrex_the_Sun_King u mean the staff of homeless ?
I look at r34 and choose waifus based on popularity EVERY SINGLE DAY. I can see why I wasnt invited, I got hax.
You are a god.
ligma
Can you share your knowledge with me then xD
Too op
@@MysticKira07 just use the Pokemon
The main thing people don’t see to understand is that the more sexual a character inherently is, the lower their r34 count might be. People create what they think is _missing_ so you have higher chances with fandoms that lack canonic sex appeal.
So Asuka for exemple?
Basically just pick something innocent
The main/popular character in their own main series gets the higher numbers
Why is there a science for this? There should NOT be a science for this!
Well, that explains the My Little Pony numbers.
“Please don’t tell me I’m going against my wife”
“You are going against your wife”
"Get shit on, nerd"
The line was "Yeah. Get shit on you fucking nerd." I was laughing to much at it that I must have forgotten. Best line.
fun fact hinata has more hentai nux just put her name in the wrong order
this fact is way less fun when you can learn it by watching the video for more than the first 5 minutes
also hayate gecko, shiranui and kotetsu/izumo
10:08 Objection! Hinata_hyuuga may only have 251 images on rule 34, but Hyuuga_hinata has over 12000! Tectone's wife should have won that round.
EDIT: LOL! Nux realized he screwed up later when 2spooky picked Hinata! Still sucks for Tectone's wife.
RIGGED!
RIGGED!
Yeah, Nux should have checked the 'Aliases' section to prevent problems like that.
@@SovereignVis yeah but more importantly he should've used Paheal not .xxx. The truth is .xxx is janky asf bro. Paheal is way older and has more stable tags. The thing .xxx has going for it is how they have multiple tags of the same character (Paheal bans that kind of thing for organizational purposes)
@@xXDarkxIdealsXx hope he sees your comment for better and more fair battles in the next episode if there is going to be one
Let's be honest, most of the men of culture in Nux's fanbase would smoke these guys
Yes thats right
Oooooor did they purposely under play it!?
i wouldve gone for Zelda for my top pick, she would’ve absolutely slapped the competition
@@xavierhernandez7088 Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash. 18,000 and 14,500 respectively. Gross, but I win.
If only we could quantify articles of fan-art from other sources
The key to winning this is mainstream appeal. If your brain thinks of Naruto, then pick the most popular characters that normies will search for like Sakura.
Real fans hate her guts, but the average normie will search for her hentai images. So of course she will have more results than Tsunade
I just looked it up for myself, they kinda messed up with the Hinata part...turns out, if you typed in her last name first "hyuuga_hinata", she has significantly more than either Sakura or Tsunade, and of course Naruto, "uzumaki_naruto" has even more than that
I don’t know shit about anime so I would’ve chosen aunt cass
Real manga readers love Sakura what naruto u watching bro
they would also get commissioned more
No it’s fnaf dude
Im in this video :D
That was rough buddy
Yes man, with 40 secs of prep you went to the semi finals, you did a good joob
Lol 😁 you fought well soldier
+500 respect points for going with Minamoto Raikou. Tecky chan the peoples champ 🏆
@@vladimirmondragon you are correct
The Nux Taku tournament arc has shattered all expectations. Great job Nux.
Amazing Job, keeps me engaged.. will watch again??
Indeed, may be one of my favorite tournament arcs
;)
Honestly I would have thought someone would say Sakura.
"it's like war, but it's PORN WAR" fucking. legendary.
Indeed
This tournament was so wholesome. You could say it was Kwite wholesome, in fact.
I both respect your guts for saying that pun, but also hate you for it.
That was both awesome and terrible
This really is a tournament arc, it even has side characters commenting on the battle at hand.
;)
,';)
what the heck.
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@@AxxLAfriku man, that's crazy BUT WHO THE FUCK ASKED?
@@AxxLAfriku i hope your feet never get better again
"I won, but at what cost." moment if I had to play this game.
The cost, being disowned by family, broken up by my bodypillow, and put jesus to tears and wondering if the sacrifice is worth it.
I am sorry jesus.
*cost
Yes, the cost of living near the coast is indeed high.
Lmao
I think I have enough cash for it...
@@Aras14 *Coast
Wait, Tectone vs Fream should have a redo because Hinata had way more than Nux initially thought
I was looking to see if anyone has said this
He wrote the name the wrong way
@@JustSomeGuySearchingForPOWER I know; Tectone got a "fair shot" at the final because of the mistake, but Fream never got a "fair shot" at the first round because of the mistake
thought the same thing heard nux say "hinata has 250 entries", and thought "no way its that low" went to look and bam 15000 entries
Definitely
6:10 the best yes I have heard in my entire life
Gardevoir is literally “the love Pokémon” so when I saw someone choose it... I kinda just knew it was gonna be high
It's the Embrace Pokemon but close enough
Lopunny is also a good choice
@@suru7064 I actually was expecting someone to pick Lopunny😂
I knew Lucario had more entries tho... Knew it was gonna happen
eevee with 19000
“Y’all need Jesus” a Rule 34 tournament is where I both least and most expected I’d hear this phrase
A person once told me that I needed to find Jesus.
So I decided to search Jesus in Rule 34.
@@TBoneTony OH NO
@@TBoneTony I really feel bad for laughing this hard. (Forgive me)
Holy music stops
Holy jazz starts
@@TBoneTony oh god please no. PLEASE NO. NOOOOOOO-
For an instant win, all you have to do is pick any characters from My Little Pony
It's the top 1 en the rule 34
So I’m assuming you go r34 quite a lot
@Vinny Santorini ;] you’re chaotic and on totally fine with it
Vinny Santorini ;] either im retarded and blind or these are 4 not 55
Pink pie
Idea for making this more fun:
Instead of having to win 2 of 3 brackets
Everyone has to write down a list in the same amount of time it usually takes (list has no limit)
You can use a health system and use the entries as a form of damage (winners points minus losers points as damage) and then it goes on until someone dies
that's a good idea
"Is Obama a character?" Okay that's it I'm going to sleep
Yeah I'm taking a nap. I died from that xD
Same XD
"-After I leave a comment"
But what's his last name?
@@suru7064 It's Care brother, it's Care.
Everyone - hentai, anime , games, etc
Nagzz21- spongebob
And that’s how you know he looses
he said "would people do these of pokemon?" like it isn't known for it
If he thought spongebob, I’m surprised he didn’t even consider sandy
U disrespecting my boy bob? Man has his own anime bro
@@troycrann3933 they got some gud shit there brother
well spongebob got 1.4k actually, it's not the worst pick
Tectone: For her?!
Me: *Looks at my Raven folder* Yes
No need to flex your degeneracy bro
@@TheRealTact Not trying to I just thought that was funny because he was saying for her
@@paulvizcarra3265 you can flex, the hundreds of silent upvotes show the real support ;)
@@emikochan13 Yeah I wasn't trying to but once I saw that when coming back I knew what was going on
@@TheRealTact ikr
SpongeBob. So many holes to fill 5:15
Everyone else:Cultured
Naggz(Who we still love and cherish):I don't really know much About it
Clearly you don’t know about Nagzz’s past as the hentai king
But spongebob?
He’s clean.
Typical Nagzz, asking if spongebobv is there
yall dont get it, Nagzz was literally one of the founders for HH
I like that how the timeframe between the recording and the editing caused the actual numbers to be inaccurate, just shows the sheer magnitude of r34
Was thinking the same thing
Nux: Wanna see me doing the greatest tournament in the history of the internet?
Nux 24 hours later: Wanna see me doing it again?
This is the only VTuber you can get away with watching without your father leaving for milk.
nuh uh this the typa shit you wouldnt shown anyone💀🙏
Hey for the next one how about adding this rule
“You cannot use previous mentioned characters in the previous rule 34 tournament”. A nice last minute twist
Maybe ban the characters from the biggest three franchises.
@@Enchie these are good rules.
Yea it would be good rule
It's sad that no one chose koopa and Bowser, they would have floored almost everything else. Koopa has 13000 and Bowser has 9950+
Sad cause someone did play Bowsett. Bowser r34 includes Bowsett but Bowsett r34 does not include Bowser :(.
Why did you know?
@@simpleevan3583 I did a case study
Yhea but anyway peach had 12000 bowser would not have winned that one... again.
I would just chose my little punny characthers and destroyed all of them
"I will start with GARDEVOIR"
HOLLY SHIT NOBLE CALM DOWN BUDDY
Dude gave a +4 on thé first round
Makes sense Raven has so many, she was a lot of people's crush's that watched cartoon network as kids
"34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions." - 4chan (Gods of the Internet)
what about Donkey from Shrek
also you forgot "if it exists" on 34
Quite literally. Hell someone drew lewds of me at a con. Even I got 34’d
Wrong. Ive had like 10 searches on r34 have NOTHING. I am the legend that has such a fucked up fetish that it isnt even on rule 34.
@@ProblemChild_The2nd I won't ask about your fetish.
Someone should have put Nux Taku on their list and make him look himself up.
How can you walk with the weight of your massive skull?
I think if they did that, chaos would be unleashed.
If I recall, there is R34 of Nux with Projekt Melody and another with Ironmouse...
@@InfiniMob and a furry
@@_marou_ Dear God...
This world and everything as we know it would most likely end.
Why did nobody pick any my little pony characters? Those ponies have alot of results and we all know how degenerate that community is.
@@elf5414 you'd be suprised at the quality of some of it. Search around a junk yard and you're bound to find treasure eventually
@@thepastaprogenitor851 honestly, some of these guys are just built different, ive seen some gourmet instant hard-on shit from the weirdest of places, and some of the choices are just downright genius.
@@thepastaprogenitor851 You can't use the word quality in regard to MLP art.
No matter how much dedication and skill is put into a sculpture made of feces is, it's still a shit-statue.
@@pooppoop6337 you'd be suprised as well then.
This got here in my rec so o can’t watch because it would spam me
We all know the best strategy to win this tournament is to go for old, well-established franchises. Naruto, Dragon Ball, Pokemon, Mario, Zelda, etc.
Dude went for bulma and still lost. I think its because all is degenerates were still young when dbz was most popular so less people used her for inspiration.
**Laughs in My Little pony**
"I have been preparing for this tournament every night at 9 pm since I was 12 years old!"
"...Dude I had like 5 minutes."
-Wins
Every anime in a nutshell.
Lmfaoo
But maybe the real treasure of the tournament is the friends we made along the way
Dude i put the vid back to 0 secs to read comments and this Popper up rigth when he said it XD
@@Lumiere20 **every anime listening** boy get that bullsh*t friend stuff out of here
@@Lumiere20 This is the power of friendship bit-
I love how BRUTALLY honest Tectone is about his shmentai watching.
i mena he speaks for most of the ones there id say and most of the viewer s too ^^
@@ManiX207 mean
This video should be called "TH-camrs underestimate furries for 30 minutes straight".
TH-camrs underestimate furry degeneracy for 30 minutes
Sonic and pokemon barely lost any matches
@@BreakerX42 And they weren't even the most powerful options
“TH-camrs underestimate bronies for 30 minutes straight”
@@AHurdOfBronies_ oh boy
The fact that like 8000 was considered low for kwite goes to show how hard he rocked this.
23:25 is honestly maybe my favorite part of the vid lmao.
“Oops...”
can you invite jaymes hanson please
Thank god nobody said shrek or else this would have been over in the first second
What if they said Shaggy
You mean it would've been *ogre* ? 😏
Someone choose Shrek and the next guy should've picked shaggy lol
@@itsjustjk5065 Jus-just stop please
@@itsjustjk5065 You see that? *That's the door.*
the fact that nobody named a My Little Pony character shows these guys have no idea about R34 and the furry menace
Nah they used Pokémon plenty
"R34 and the Furry Menace" sounds like a horrifying movie.
Or foxy foxy from FNAF lmao
I just looked it up and wow I am so disappointed that furries beat godesses like nami.
I have no idea who nami is ^^
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Nux and Tektone: F U C K I N G W I F E ! ! !
I am going to enjoy this as you can't imagine
Me too
Me too
me too
I will as well
Me too
The best part, this video is monetised.
@huh tho damn, what a flex😭
@@hat7475 You can just end the video and go back the ad would be gone
@@999rupeesgreg coolio! Thanks for the tip
@@hat7475 np I just saw this on another guys comment and I tried it and it worked Pog
Don’t lie to me s u s s y baka
I feel bad for Tectones wife, she lost the Hinata round by mistake. oof
I was just about to comment on that. Admittedly Rule34 is a bit weird with their names. Not all Japanese names are in there as Last - First.
@@xdragoonzero0 tr3
I mean, me too, but it’s Fream. Her name is Fream.
Ya bro let me check rule 34 to see how many results she would have had😏
Honestly that one shouldn't have passed the sniftest.
"it's like that card game called war but instead it's PORN WAR" -Nux Taku, 2021
It's so weird how little of an idea they have about rule 34 "would people draw porn of pokemon?"
i saw machamp fuck like three trainers yesterday
@@captain_stupid1253 not a sentence I enjoyed reading but thanks
@@captain_stupid1253 brooo same 🤣
@@ManhwaReaderFR @that_little_rat_in_your_closet the two types of people
HMMMM *GARDEVOIR*
Guardevoir, lucario, Zelda, sonic, peach, dva, misty, and zero suit would’ve been some of my picks
Reimu is just easy
Can't forget Hinata
Rouge the Bat man...
General Kenobi
Twilight sparkle from MLP as well
I did some, uhh, research, for the greater good of humanity.
It looks like the best possible choice would have been Twilight Sparkle, who's sitting at 20,579 pictures as of this comment.
The 6 main ponies are all in the top 10 slots.
The Internet was a mistake.
Agreed bud. I'm not an MLP fan but I know that a good chunk of furries who hop onto that stuff and it's insane how much of it is on the internet.....makes me realize a lot of humanity is fucking perverts or degenerates like im a furry saying this ill admit i can be weird and cringy what furry isnt im just used to it at this point but yeah Humanity and the internet was a mistake....
Excuse me tf
Indeed it was.
The bronies have struck again
I looked it up after seeing a few comments and I couldn’t believe my eyes, I mean I knew MLP would have big numbers but not THAT big
23:01 He open smile's saying oops which destroyed my sense of humor ngl🤣
“Think of hot characters Why do I think of spongebob” best quote of 2020
Bruh it's 2021
@@diegobrando3146 man I can’t remember well
Its 2021
@@Thatsjustpr1mal welcome to the club
wouldn't have been the worst character to add here, he has 1.3k
Tectone : "I prepared for this every night"
Also Tectone : Doubts that Raven will absolutely blast Toga.
"Ok, hot fictionnal characters... Why do I have Spongebob in there ?"
I lost it !
I would have gone for these as a list :
-Mom in the incredibles
-Samsung assistant
-Nami
-Marge simpson
-Erza
-Velma
-Lara croft
-MLP main character
-Sakura haruno
-boa hancock
only two of those (or 8 if you mean all MLP mains) breach 10k
lara barely managed to. Nami is already known (as was pointed out in the ep) so you would have lost.. I would have as well as I wouldn't have touched any of the MLP (because i know not any of their names)
Yeah I now this list isn’t the best, I was saying that’s what I would have gone for in less than 5 minutes without research
Noble strait up pulled a “you only made me use 10% of my power” on Nagzz lmao🤣.
Noble vs Shaggy
Lmao
Now they need to do the opposite challenge. Whoever can find the character that has been l.e.w.d.e.d the least. Trust me it is an extremely difficult challenge. I already know a character that has never been l.e.w.d.e.d at all, but I shall not mention the name. That is my secret.
Patrick's pet rock
Shouldn't be a problem if you use just the r34 website to search it up. You just have to be familiar with characters from some random tv show that was only broadcast in random small country. Ideally some character with name written in different alphabet than english (for example czech with diacritic should be near impossible to have entries in r34).
That would be a very easy challenge
Searches "Joe mama"
@@fanta4897 Hell a background character can work if possible.
"Who else is hot fictional character?"
"Why do i have SpongeBob in there?"
*Hah! Nagzz I'm dying here XD*
I mean, spongebob must have all those holes for a reason.
@@gnewhall4116 oh shit
@@lukifight_bruh9404 Every hole is a goal
the answer is 'because you're(temporarily) in tune with the r34 site'. :P
Even if this video is pretty old, thank you guy for having me entertained in this heavy day when my mother has to go through surgery. You managed to make me smile. 🙂
*Nagzz picking his choices*
Everyone: Nagzz isn't passing the first round
That is why I was rooting for Noble that time.
nagzz is like that lost child that doesn't know shit about anime while visiting an anime convention
But he’s trying his best, and that’s what counts
@@jordinagel1184 he is too much of a normie to pass.
@@Heavenly-Drakian I almost wish Evan had been there instead of Nagzz only because I think he would have put up a better fight against Noble.
I think Nagz is sexually attracted to Spongebob. That man was in his head rent free
Well hallo there, have a lovely day 😁
Hahaha I thought the same thing why is kinky SpongeBob suck in his head? Lmao.
@@Bmanda-9000 thank you and you as well!
He is the new spongebob guy
Well, Rule 35 is "If it doesn't exist then draw it."
my dad
@Corupted Name yes, yes they do. They have been here since the beginning.
OCS
@Corupted Name yes, people peg trees every day, irl and on R34.
Why was I so hyped for this all the way through?!
If I was a contestant in this challenge, I'm 80% sure I would at least make it to the finals with the thoughts in my head.
Same
@Captain Zorc precisely.
Francine Smith.
That's the answer... just search for her on rule 34... They got swords and guns but she is a nuclear bomb. XD
My army
-tracer
-gardevoir
-judy hopps
-lola bunny
-widowmaker
-rainbow dash
-twilight sparkle
-sonic
-lucario
-peach
This was written before I watched, so let's see if the furries/bronies/various other disgusting degenerates can carry this squad to victory
I think you would have wrecked all of them
It's okay buddy we get that you're a furry
Furry go brrrrr
Monika
@@berkaytuna8836 i feel you m8
This is the best tournament I have ever seen and it inspired me to steal your idea, thanks.
For real this is amazing, Nux! And Congrats Kwite for winning.
This is so wholesome.
Nagz was an awesome character to have, all tournaments like this should definitely have a "straight-man" who isn't very cultured so we can laugh at them
not only flexing on the algorithm with the best tournament arc ever but also flexing with the best advertising segway I've ever seen! Nux is bringing his S-Tier content! ❤
10:09 She actually should’ve won this by a landslide. For some reason people just decided to use the tag “Hyuuga_Hinata” instead of “Hinata_Hyuuga.” Hinata actually has 12,283 entries. So uh. Yeah.
edit: well i mean, you realized later on.
they do that for most Japanese characters due to Japan's last name, first name convention
@@roxonightreturns what do you mean Japan's last name first name convention? I don't know any country that doesn't do that when organizing individuals.
@@nip3004 Japan (and other Asian countries) refers to people by surname-given name, even in casual conversation. So in Japan, she wouldn't introduce herself as Hinata Hyuuga, she'd call herself Hyuuga Hinata. That's different from most western countries' way of naming people - even if we tend to organise by last name for convenience, our legal names are still given name-surname, not the other way around.
@@CinJyxxe yeah... but this is in a list. And in lists all over it's last name first
@@nip3004 Not really. If you go to the rule34 website and look for, oh, let's say Homer Simpson. Type in Simpson_Homer, you get no results. Type in Homer_Simpson, you get results. It's organised by how the uploader tags it, which is typically by the most common way to refer to that particular character. It's the same on any website - IMDB doesn't list actors by last name first. It puts them by firstname-lastname.
I feel like an OP strategy wouild be to choose the mane six from MLP and the two major princesses.
From what I heard (and admittedly sometimes saw) in my brief time as a brony before the fandom mostly died, there is a stupid amount of very wholesome and lovely images that you can find if you care to.
Decided to search em up to see the numbers. Holy shit that's a huge fucken number O-o
LOL
This is sooo wholesome. TH-cam needs more of this.
Yep
19:24 "Y'all need Jesus on the internet."
Jesus Christ: 17 entries on Rule 34.
Bruh XD
o_O
Holy "milk"
@@sirwaddlesdeethird7186 i'm going to hell for this but i have to reply
Holy hole
I literally was reading this and heard that as I was reading and watching the video lol
11:14 the 3 N's chatting
One opresses others (Nux)
One gets oppressed (Naggz)
One looks and laughs (Noble)
im disappointed in nux that he didn't even flip the japanese names around to get the most results
hyuuga_hinata has 12197 results, far more than mikasa_ackerman's puny 1781
Omg I got reminded of the problems while tagging stuff to post them and which tags had more attention💀
Also, I hate how Nux did the Japanese version of Misty's name (Kasumi) and not what you said
@@hat7475 the Japanese name has more posts, the Hinata thing was a mistake though
@@obviouslyanonymous that one dude’s wife should of clapped him though. If nux actually did it right
I’m disappointed that people don’t watch the full videos before commenting
@@obviouslyanonymous yeah the Japanese names has most results that's why I said I 'hated' him for not searching up Hinata's one but then again, now you've informed me that it's a mistake uuff
10:35 -the fact that he admitted that...
This is the most wholesome shit I've ever seen. So wholesome that all other things in all of the things that were, are, or will ever be have lost thier right to the claim of wholesomeness.
Lmao
I'm surprised no one chose any my little pony characters. Any of the main girls would be a guaranteed win.
I was actually thinking. “Boi, you say Pinkie Pie and you destroy every other option in this game.”
Maybe it’s too much of a _cultured_ option.
Any of them picking “Twilight Sparkle” would’ve been a guaranteed nuke!
Twilight alone has more lewds than ALL of Splatoon combined!
I think that's a low blow, like bringing a nuke to a sword fight
@@VegitoBlue941 but god DAMN if it aint a way to win
Just looked it up, all of them except Pinkie and Applejack (who still have a lot) would have been instant wins
We absolutely need a part 2 for this! No this should just be a regular thing on the channel! It’s just too good not to continue it! Also how about unless a significant amount of time goes by the contestants cannot use characters that were already chosen from previous tournaments. Just so we can continue to have a nice variety of characters each tournament match.
W to the guy who put spongebob in lmao
The fact that he always gets a wide variety of Twitch & YT Streamers in his VODs is amazing!
and porn stars
There are people who watch this for entertainment and then there are people who watch this for "research purposes"
Yes very important research
Why not both?
For
Academical
Purposes
@@cameronsteven9713 my teacher told me to study this video specifically
I tend to look at this as...entertainment first and "research" as a super close second. And I mean SUPER CLOSE second
Fun fact, in the Pokémon universe, you are allowed to have “relationships” with Pokémon. That also means children can be born with Pokémon blood.
Excuse me what? Would you care to elaborate?
You got a wiki source?
@@duckfilms3662
Legends of Localization for D/P/Pt.
Japanese version straight up translates to it.
“Sinnoh Folk Story 3”
"Dad? Why does Mom look so different from my friends' moms?"
@@hat7475 I uhh... that Steelix was looking kinda thicc
Dude I swear, I was contemplating death when I saw Hinata was 252, I even was speechless when I saw that pokemon character had 11,000, I thought the world was lost....but Hinata rightfully deserves the 12,000 she got!!!
Hinata always been bad af and everyone knows it, quintessential Asian wife there
This is the most wholesome tournament I've ever seen ngl
Hinata 250 results?
Me, an intellectual : *goes see*
*actually 12k results*
He just typed it wrong. How you type things depends on if it will show up in the results. Last names usually appear more
yeah that’s what i thought, i checked too and she has 12k. if only he typed it right
just typed it now and noticed to see 15k results🤯
If I heard 250 I would've called him out on that bullshit. I don't know a world where Hinata would have less than 10000
He didn't swap her name order. If he's on Paheal, that's the correct order, but on the other site... the webmaster is a friggin weeb and insists you gotta write the names like the japanese do
My homeboy Nux rigging this to help Tectone vs his friggin' wife
The f*ing wife getting robbed of the win by nux misspelling hinata...
Of course, there's Rule 34 of Naruto characters. i personally enjoy Naruto Rule 34 and Sasuke Rule 34.
@@caw1997 tf are you talking about
@@JayEnterName rule 34, duh
@@reversev9778 no shit. I mean what like the comment is about. Of course there is rule 34 of naruto????? Like wtf does that mean
I was legit thinking, there's way more hentai of her
6:01 I Love How Ur Skull Looks Like Sans Also I Would Just Post Chara Or Alex LOL
Nux: If it exists, there is porn of it
Subtitle he made: If it exists, there is pron of it
that's on purpose
@@KRUSH-R ya ik I just found it hilarious xD
@@KRUSH-R no duh
The first character I thought of instantly for this challenge was Tifa Lockhart from FF, and I was actually super surprised no one though of her. I was curious so I looked up how many entries she had, and it turns out her 14,800 entries would have beaten anyone else brought up! Nice to have my degeneracy confirmed so soundly!!
i would have beat you by saying twilight sparkle (20,000)
@@balanced2482Ya, was my b forgetting about mlp. I did a lot of deep thinking about "what is the show that has the highest likelyhood of having super depraved fans" . Should have thought of it right away after seeing the sonic stuff!
@@kampybballer21 it funny to imagine that a purple book smart horse with a stripper sounding name has more porn than almost every human fictional ever
I was wondering why no one Brough Deva up in their lists. She was the one character that introduced me to rule 34!
@@enjae2762 they did, twice
I was a few minutes ago old when I realised that RULE 34 was a WEBSITE
You poor soul...
How does one find rule 34
@@fragile-gymnast2157 search up rule 34. There are 2 versions.
Rule 34 and rule 34 paheal. They both work but some have more stuff of certain characters
@@fragile-gymnast2157 i just use reddit it’s unlimited
69TH LIKE
Sonic: I am the sexiest blue bio
Lucario: Hold my beer
6:03 Dear god this poor innocent man. Please protect him.
Yes but actually no i don't want to protect him tbh i wanna *corrupt* him
My list:
-hatsune miku
-amy rose
-lola bunny
-lucoa (dragon maid)
-toriel
-sans
-starfire
-obama
-serene (pokemon, idk if i spelled it correctly)
-sandy cheeks
Obama 😭😭
Serena from pokemon i feel is to new off of a pokegirl so i don't think she'd have enough...
@@darkousdragon1166 idk lemme look it up
Easy dub
@Federal Bureau of Investigation bro u dont even know
My grandmother loves your videos, finally something for the whole family to enjoy 🙏
oh no
Hol up-
?
Wait...
*excuse me what?*
HOL’ UP
Hunting for obscure art on r34 is honestly just great fun. Sure, there’s the hot stuff. However, there’s also the cursed, eye-bleeding stuff that is far more memorable.
Nagzz: "wait do people even make pokemon prn*
Me: oh you sweet innocent child...YoU hAvE nO iDea
*war flashbacks of vaporeon*
@@wenlock8069 Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
@@furymonger5395 I want to die for reading this
@@furymonger5395 copy and paste
@@furymonger5395 what I just read
Anyone truly literate of r34 woulda picked a my little pony character
True lmao, the mlp Fandom is insane
You win. My bet was Renamon (14k posts) but Twilight Sparkle utterly decimates her (18k posts).
anyone truly literate of r34 woulda picked original_character
@@OverlordNix If you're gonna cheat like that, I'll raise you a pokémon_(species)
Judy hopps
WE NEED MORE!!! also add a losers bracket for more content. I also want to know what the "nukes" some of the contestants were holding but did not get to play.
the fact that gardevoir has less entries then lucario makes me sad
and it holds true on e621 too! HAH!
@@jesseallen3109 how do you know that huh 😳📸
@@roomba178 the same way that you fact checked. Also Nux Taku did a tournament thing that proves the point around a year ago or sooner. Oh wait . It this exact vid.. haha . Why necro an 8 month old comment? Anyways.. aye.. I'm a furry! So what?
@@jesseallen3109 it was a joke, I’m sorry if it sounded kinda rude, it’s my bad