We Get Roasted By A Dating Coach

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  • @Co_mill
    @Co_mill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21608

    One day I'll find MY main course :/

    • @kayleebosserman2316
      @kayleebosserman2316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +606

      Courtney Miller Shayne and I have the same birthday. You should wish him happy birthday from me. And tell him that I'd go snorkeling with him

    • @BookOfQuartzElizabethC
      @BookOfQuartzElizabethC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      YAS gurl! Also same 😭

    • @BookOfQuartzElizabethC
      @BookOfQuartzElizabethC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Courtney Miller but that’s honestly such a mood

    • @dika_hilman
      @dika_hilman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Hi Courtney I'm also a Gemini!!! Nice to meet you >.<
      (you don't have to reply this, I know you read it, just wish you a happy life~)

    • @motherbipsy960
      @motherbipsy960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      You are the main course, believe in yourself 💜

  • @camalex764
    @camalex764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5822

    “You would not show up shirtless to a first date” “Florida is a place!”
    I live in Florida, like 2 miles from the beach. So I totally second Shayne’s statement.

    • @ethanduffy3287
      @ethanduffy3287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same i love in a military town by Pensacola and i completely agree

    • @fireandice3153
      @fireandice3153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same we Floridians are some crazy and weird people but that's why we are liked

    • @Syrahmara
      @Syrahmara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I grew up in Florida and that place can get WEIRD

    • @summerbummerr678
      @summerbummerr678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cam Alex I live in Tampa, beach dates in CW/St. Pete are definitely it.

    • @camalex764
      @camalex764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Summer Bummerr I live in the Clearwater area! The beach is not a bad place for a date at all lol. Maybe not the first date.. but it could be fun

  • @lulzdragon7339
    @lulzdragon7339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2525

    "You can sort by zodiac signs." I didn't know this was a try not to laugh.

    • @screaming1239
      @screaming1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      bruh gg for thinking of that

    • @Birdseed99
      @Birdseed99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Totally underrated comment.

    • @towel8546
      @towel8546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      GG

    • @mhussain5669
      @mhussain5669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fuckin roasted

    • @MJ_Llama
      @MJ_Llama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol the only one I know is mine, but that's only cause people tell me and make fun of me for it😂

  • @emma122002
    @emma122002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4172

    shayne’s face when she nudged him SENT ME i can’t stop laughing

    • @uprul1326
      @uprul1326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      rose when was this

    • @4212daniel
      @4212daniel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      he was actually looking at courtney when she nudged him

    • @dolphin881
      @dolphin881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      lito dan brooooooooooo it’s official (jk....unless)

    • @bobbuttercokie9168
      @bobbuttercokie9168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @minsmo
      @minsmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      lito dan also if it was her horoscope and Courtney is also a Gemini it is also Courtney’s horoscope

  • @Battleshipninja
    @Battleshipninja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    Shayne’s new bio
    “You’re my favorite pizza place”

    • @scout4363
      @scout4363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dorm Dudes No, that’s for after the first few dates.

    • @EmiLer_05
      @EmiLer_05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah that’s the opening line 😂

  • @zachperez8937
    @zachperez8937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2787

    10:38 - Courtney "I'm just like bad at talking to people"
    Meanwhile - Everybody Else: *Completely Ignores Courtney
    Courtney: *Hangs head in shame

  • @tonjibyrd
    @tonjibyrd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5658

    Shayne and Courtney both had really clever bios.
    Also:
    “You would not bring guns to a first date! you wouldn’t show up to a date shirtless!”
    Shayne: Florida is a place.

    • @jaysondoster9729
      @jaysondoster9729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      🤣 Missouri more like. Which is why I love it. And I would bring one to a first date. 😂

    • @spooky_meadows5029
      @spooky_meadows5029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Florida is a place and from someone who lives there he isn't wrong

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Kyle Aungerer fam I live in Missouri. And she's not lying.

    • @cowlover24
      @cowlover24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I live in Florida and this is really hilarious

    • @navysaltydog1974
      @navysaltydog1974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would have to agree

  • @krossronin3394
    @krossronin3394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4554

    If Shayne and Courtney cant get a date, what chance do the rest of us have?

    • @haz226
      @haz226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I don't think i'm ever going to find someone, and I'm happy about it :D

    • @aspebb
      @aspebb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@haz226 Self-love, baby!

    • @skybladebloodheart4247
      @skybladebloodheart4247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      then again joven is married..... lazercorn two....

    • @Pandabearflyer
      @Pandabearflyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I’m pretty sure they are both dating someone. They each say in the video that they don’t use the site anymore

    • @sharondingle1607
      @sharondingle1607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skybladebloodheart4247 haha

  • @kanakino7110
    @kanakino7110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2390

    It’s kinda hard to believe they have a hard time dating. They look like fun attractive people. Who wouldn’t want to date them?

    • @uncleiroh4650
      @uncleiroh4650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Oh, they’re just slinging dong all over the place. You know how it is.

    • @KaiserSoze679
      @KaiserSoze679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Ya I commented that on another video. If these two can't find dates people like me are doomed. Haha

    • @tjcmoto5484
      @tjcmoto5484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@KaiserSoze679 haha I always feel that way but then I watch some show like My Strange Addiction where a guy wears diapers in public and is 300 lbs but has a supermodel wife and I'm like what the hell is wrong with me.

    • @galev3955
      @galev3955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I guess the real problem is probably to filter out all the crazy. Making meaningful relationships is probably a lot harder when you are famous because you put out this persona, but that is not who you necessarily are or want to be every day.

    • @stillnopickles5212
      @stillnopickles5212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      They can probs easily get dates but I guess it's hard for them to stay in a relationships. They always say they are insecure so that's probs y

  • @deecampbell4525
    @deecampbell4525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3897

    I, for one, loved Shayne posting banana pics for no f**cking reason. Please continue

  • @nimjaburtles75
    @nimjaburtles75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4216

    That bumble girl seems interested in the muscle dude next to her.

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Like at 8:41

    • @rgazsy8366
      @rgazsy8366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      mechadoggy I noticed that too. Seems to be a pattern in Smosh videos that women flirt at least a little with him

    • @TuberTugger
      @TuberTugger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Low key giving him bad advice so he's still single when she gets back to her phone

    • @romellichauco1035
      @romellichauco1035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Taylor Scott Courtney seemed disturbed when she said that. Especially since she is a Virgo too ;)

    • @D4N4Y4
      @D4N4Y4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LEGIT 😂💀💀

  • @brennan3435
    @brennan3435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    I was so confused when he pointed at the camera and said "thanks Brennan"

  • @mij6304
    @mij6304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5534

    Shayne: I’ll never find a girlfriend
    Every subscriber: Shayne I would literally scrape my eyebrows off with a butter knife if you’d smile at me

    • @TrenbologneSandwich
      @TrenbologneSandwich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +625

      And that's why he can't date any of you crazy eyebrow scrapers

    • @retrokid981
      @retrokid981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Bruh,biggest mood

    • @Claydoc_
      @Claydoc_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Well, it's not just about dating a woman. He needs to find someone compatible who also likes him, which he can then go through the long process of creating a relationship with. Even if he has a sea of women who want to be with him, then that just takes care of one of the criteria.

    • @recklessrexha
      @recklessrexha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mary Jane ME

    • @eliswanson2362
      @eliswanson2362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Courtney is one of them

  • @TheOnlyMJS
    @TheOnlyMJS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    They need a show!!! Both of them together! Love these Shayne/Courtney vids!

    • @madoniaart1744
      @madoniaart1744 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Edited cause smosh autocorrected to smash

    • @placeholder6415
      @placeholder6415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Check out the Smoshcast, they do some episodes together

    • @masenm4986
      @masenm4986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Couples channel???

    • @NorangeBunny
      @NorangeBunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Isn't this the show?

    • @dayworm
      @dayworm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is the show lmao it's a show where they talk about dating; this is the third episode

  • @tninotmaru
    @tninotmaru 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

    This is extra funny now :]

    • @Aceus
      @Aceus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You can see court so jelly in this

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Aceusespecially at 8:35 to 8:45

  • @saadiakarim8190
    @saadiakarim8190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    “Ian, gimme 5 bucks!”
    WHY IS COURTNEY SO CUTE AND FUNNY help

  • @WhatTheFlexx
    @WhatTheFlexx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2523

    10:40 Courtney- “I’m really bad at talking to people” *gets ignored*

    • @zuja734
      @zuja734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      she died there

    • @itsbananas_banana
      @itsbananas_banana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      😢awww

    • @KringusKrang
      @KringusKrang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Top ten moments people actually died inside

    • @sarcasm1999
      @sarcasm1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Top 10 bruh moments 😩

    • @shadow_master7303
      @shadow_master7303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Being honest right now. I know how she feels at that point EVERY. SINGLE. DAY!

  • @eysanforever
    @eysanforever 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    It’s so cringey now watching the dating coach flirting with Shayne when he is completely ignoring her advances and pays attention to Courtney 😅

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Especially at 8:35 to 8:45

    • @moonstenebrocity
      @moonstenebrocity หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      REAL

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@moonstenebrocity orrr… it might actually be sweet and not cringey because, now that we know Courtney and Shayne are married, we can interpret this scene as Shayne being loyal and having eyes only for Courtney, no matter what temptation comes along his way

    • @Tyler-z8r
      @Tyler-z8r 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Not really, she's a dating coach/works for a dating app tech company.
      Her job is to be bubbly/flirtatious.

  • @revelore4090
    @revelore4090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1717

    8:40 Olivia: "SHE WANTS TO #*%& YOU!"

  • @serpentwitch7623
    @serpentwitch7623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3293

    The coach was low-key flirting with Shayne 👀

    • @AscendedXSaiyan
      @AscendedXSaiyan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      I could see sparks from her side. Shayne didn't seem to wanna breach that line

    • @lizziebethh
      @lizziebethh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Yeah get off of Shayne he belongs to Courtney

    • @americanmouthh
      @americanmouthh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      lmfao no she was def flirting with courtney

    • @zoe248
      @zoe248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Like high key flirting

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Well yeah, who wouldn’t flirt with Shayne?

  • @timcampbell2594
    @timcampbell2594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Shayne's last comment on dating apps: "i was swiping on people on how they look, the angles they took, cliche shots, and it made me feel like I was dehumanizing them"
    Bumble girl: "...so anyway, here's how to filter your matches by star sign."

    • @gilly_axolotl
      @gilly_axolotl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah she kinda got on my nerves but it's her job I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @corvacopia
      @corvacopia 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Filtering by star sign isn’t objectifying in the same way doing so off bodies is

  • @sinabonz8108
    @sinabonz8108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3420

    Idky but I found it pretty cute when the bumble girl nudged Shayne

    • @deanna9616
      @deanna9616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When?

    • @sinabonz8108
      @sinabonz8108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Nanna _ 8:42

    • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
      @user-vc5rp7nf8f 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      that was pretty cute

    • @4212daniel
      @4212daniel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      shayne was actually looking at courtney when she did that

    • @sinabonz8108
      @sinabonz8108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      lito dan shartney confirmed

  • @grass7665
    @grass7665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    “Main Course “
    -Shayne Topp , 2019
    In that context

    • @skamadafilm
      @skamadafilm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well who hasn’t said that? Context is everything

  • @walkmanmash6776
    @walkmanmash6776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    4:18
    Shane: "Then you swipe from the nature and Oh My God look at that, Main Course."

    • @andreanneboucher4711
      @andreanneboucher4711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Courtney's face after that is EVERYTHING!! XD

    • @nikkoa.3639
      @nikkoa.3639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sibling energy fr

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nikkoa.3639future spouse energy

  • @masterdkdk
    @masterdkdk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    8:41
    Samantha: **nudges Shayne**
    Courtney: "AHH!"

    • @alexemmerich3152
      @alexemmerich3152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Courtney "He's mine." NOOOOOOOOOO I think they are GREAT FRIENDS

    • @Jay-xr6dc
      @Jay-xr6dc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      sarah whittle is CONSTANTLY flirting with shayne when ever theyre in videos togeather

    • @dio2599
      @dio2599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Jay she’s married

    • @skamadafilm
      @skamadafilm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Jay no

    • @niki7876
      @niki7876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Jay-xr6dc I feel like people don't know what flirting is anymore...

  • @sabihbinmasood
    @sabihbinmasood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    You know what Shayne?
    *It's been Monday for a while now*

  • @spicytunahh
    @spicytunahh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Anyone else think we need a compilation of Shayne flicking his tongue and having a yoshi sound over it? Like it’s pretty funny

  • @DontScreenPeek
    @DontScreenPeek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2338

    She was feeling Shayne. Doesn’t take a dating coach to notice that

    • @asd573
      @asd573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      She believes in the horoscope so i don't think shayne is feeling her, as a guy that doesnt believe in things like that when a girl mentions it no matter what she looks like i lose all interest in her and put her in the "low IQ" category. So it was.obvious shayne was feeling the same thing but couldnt put his guest on blast.

    • @therealyoda2483
      @therealyoda2483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @CrappyOneshots This comment makes zero sense

    • @therealyoda2483
      @therealyoda2483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @CrappyOneshots This isn't what a nice guy means.

    • @sergiosyber
      @sergiosyber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      White Privilege check out the nice guy subreddit nowadays its all just men calling girls dumb.

    • @rickyricardo9710
      @rickyricardo9710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I felt like she was feeling Courtney lol.

  • @CoolSketchBro
    @CoolSketchBro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    When she tapped Shayne about the meeting Virgo, Courtney went into shock 😂 8:44

    • @sydvlogs9301
      @sydvlogs9301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Just4Jokers she was probably like “get away from my man”

    • @christhegamerdelima5545
      @christhegamerdelima5545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@sydvlogs9301 Begone,thou shalt send thou to the underworld for thou is shartney believer.

    • @rmannayr2129
      @rmannayr2129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL!

    • @Tyler-z8r
      @Tyler-z8r 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@sydvlogs9301literally was lmao

  • @joudalbaker5893
    @joudalbaker5893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    “They sent a bee from a hive”-Shayne Topp-2019

    • @parthchoudhary5534
      @parthchoudhary5534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Coping someone's comment ain't good

    • @joudalbaker5893
      @joudalbaker5893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Parth Choudhary: excuse me???!!! I did it first I commented early then the other guy it’s just a coincidence. So check your self before commenting okay

    • @dillonh3515
      @dillonh3515 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Parth Choudhary also learn to spel befor you put people down

    • @dillonh3515
      @dillonh3515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha. That should have been part of a joke😑

    • @keanuneser5236
      @keanuneser5236 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@parthchoudhary5534 coping with what?
      The need to criticise people for doing something that just so happens to have been done more than once.
      Welcome to the internet

  • @edbertianabundabar3063
    @edbertianabundabar3063 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    THEY'RE MARRIED NOW!!!!

    • @nuhaomar9542
      @nuhaomar9542 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      To other people?

    • @natyy127
      @natyy127 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@nuhaomar9542 TO EACHOTHER

    • @Bomybu
      @Bomybu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@nuhaomar9542 To each other!😊

    • @frankinsaneandmyrrh1202
      @frankinsaneandmyrrh1202 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@nuhaomar9542 nope!

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nuhaomar9542No, to each other

  • @user-wq7ms7eu9j
    @user-wq7ms7eu9j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1057

    Courtney is wearing her "Don't be influenced by influencers" shirt again.

    • @mishmash906
      @mishmash906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WA luigi three episodes in a row

    • @Jordynbowe
      @Jordynbowe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      i hope you realize they film more than one video a day

    • @Glorfindel_117
      @Glorfindel_117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Are you saying you were influenced by that to make this comment????

    • @user-wq7ms7eu9j
      @user-wq7ms7eu9j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Jordynbowe ofc I do, I just wanna point out how much they work to keep a daily upload schedule.

    • @thoughtbuffet
      @thoughtbuffet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who cares

  • @Mezzy..
    @Mezzy.. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    3:37 is the yoshi shayne tongue a thing now? 'Cause I'm not complaining 😂

    • @juanresendez2841
      @juanresendez2841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I laughed soo hard at that! 😂😂

    • @caitlinl9494
      @caitlinl9494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i really hope it is

    • @shardulsatrange
      @shardulsatrange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it's more like an inside joke with Brennen and Shayne. It starts with Brennen pausing the camera on Shayne being wierd and then Shayne noticing it, and does his tongue bit.

  • @abigailway3840
    @abigailway3840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    How to ask for a raise with Courtney: "Ian, give my five bucks"
    I'm prepared for the working world

  • @sharonlotter6689
    @sharonlotter6689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    Shayne and Courtney are talking about being bad at dating when they're wearing matching outfits 👌👌

    • @legendkillla21
      @legendkillla21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They arent matching

    • @lolychungus5517
      @lolychungus5517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JeremyTheSavior83 green shits black pants

    • @lindilotter6042
      @lindilotter6042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice surname😂😂😂

    • @legendkillla21
      @legendkillla21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lindilotter6042 it sure the fuck is

    • @danielalt7054
      @danielalt7054 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chungus Loly I’m pretty sure they meant each other but that’s true XD

  • @WeatherMan404
    @WeatherMan404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2096

    I love how he bullied them about the stupid zodiac signs lol

    • @Ninavega01
      @Ninavega01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      He was basically bashing ppl who believe in em, they are stupid to listen to imo

    • @Masterfighterx
      @Masterfighterx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @Tyler Just like religion 😁

    • @sachagrgoire6294
      @sachagrgoire6294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Zyx Religion is not made up. It was proven by a thing called ‘’faith’’. I'm not too sure what it is though. . .

    • @isaiahbecker9824
      @isaiahbecker9824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I find it funny that I've always thought astrology was stupid and a while ago my friend told me I was a Virgo.

    • @gx_soloman6691
      @gx_soloman6691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@isaiahbecker9824 same... and it's funny because we supposed to be like organized and smart but I'm hella dumb

  • @ZombieSlayer-wz4fw
    @ZombieSlayer-wz4fw 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Courtney's comment aged gracefully😂😂😂

  • @braxton5138
    @braxton5138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    6:43 I live in Florida and I can confirm it is a place

    • @mofonilly
      @mofonilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fictional places do not count

    • @keiradalvit764
      @keiradalvit764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But can you confirm that you're real???

    • @kayleeh8391
      @kayleeh8391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @slater5358
      @slater5358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What is ur profile pic?

    • @jennawuorenma7462
      @jennawuorenma7462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHAT??? I THOUGHT IT WAS FAKE THIS ENTIRE TIME!!!

  • @GodBear97
    @GodBear97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    8:35 - Shayne's face after the coach went "I read my horoscope and it said this month you're going to find a virgo, you'll be most compatible with a virgo" and elbowed him was hilarious

    • @cuetherain3699
      @cuetherain3699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Asbjørn Christensen notice before she said anything about him and her when she mentioned Gemini’s and virgos matching he immediately turned to look at Courtney

    • @hackram7769
      @hackram7769 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      R u from Denmark?

    • @GodBear97
      @GodBear97 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hackram7769 Yes, why?

    • @cyraisbored0_034
      @cyraisbored0_034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cuetherain3699 time stamp?

    • @player_1015
      @player_1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The comment right under this says SHE WANTS TO F*** YOU

  • @alexialipman
    @alexialipman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    8:40 : courtney's sarcastic gasp was actually sincere as she died a little inside when seeing the coach give a flirty nudge to shayne

    • @feuxfurfox729
      @feuxfurfox729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Alexia Lipman I just watched it back oh my gosh💀

    • @alexialipman
      @alexialipman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@feuxfurfox729 they think we will get over shartney shipping. They are WRONG🤭☠

    • @Neekachu11
      @Neekachu11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Either that, or she had a thing for the dating coach!

    • @thomasjuniardi3559
      @thomasjuniardi3559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Neekachu11 she's her type, bi always do that look when they getting interested on something or someone 🤣

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ⁠@@Neekachu11Given what happened a few months ago, I think we can all reasonably conclude she had a thing for Shayne, not necessarily the dating coach

  • @jahenrie86
    @jahenrie86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    ‘I’m Shayne. I’m Courtney. (Speaks together) And we are Shartney

    • @venusqueen2610
      @venusqueen2610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jarrett Henrie *cue the disney channel theme*

    • @foxyfighter2677
      @foxyfighter2677 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jarrett Henrie lol

  • @o0gabooga
    @o0gabooga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2336

    Shayne: I'll never get a girlfriend
    Every Subscriber: sHaRtNeY

    • @ginger.13
      @ginger.13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The Legend Bajpai true though XD

    • @Arachnelid
      @Arachnelid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The Legend Bajpai *Shart*

    • @dramos5306
      @dramos5306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shart

    • @heath6825
      @heath6825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      S H A R T

    • @jedimasterx7855
      @jedimasterx7855 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shart

  • @Calliopeep27
    @Calliopeep27 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    *Post 4/1/24 World* They both say "WHEN I was on Bumble" or "WHEN I was in the dating world" Bro, they have been dropping nuggets for 4+ years.

    • @DraakjeYoblama
      @DraakjeYoblama 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Shayne has also been pretty vocal about disliking dating apps. So there is another explanation there.

  • @char.81
    @char.81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Alright but never forget the banana photo stage in Shayne's life

  • @lizziebethh
    @lizziebethh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    13 1/2 minutes of Courtney trying to stop a bumble bee from flirting with Shayne

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      She jealous

    • @debopammajumder5071
      @debopammajumder5071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      She jealous.....you can see it in her eyes

    • @liz.213
      @liz.213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Nah 13 1/2 minutes of Courtney trying to flirt with a bumble bee

    • @gea6645
      @gea6645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@liz.213 yeah I like your version more lol

    • @aleksandrak72
      @aleksandrak72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elizabeth Hawk true dat

  • @sarakirkland2925
    @sarakirkland2925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Schrödinger’s hat: Courtney is and is not bald whenever she wears a hat

    • @nate-orito7990
      @nate-orito7990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was waiting for someone to say that

  • @saadiakarim8190
    @saadiakarim8190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    “Did you match with a dodo?” Courtney Miller 2019

  • @jamiemorgan3649
    @jamiemorgan3649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Shayne: "Astrology is stupid"
    Shayne just became one of my favorite Smosh members.

  • @TakavaNirhii
    @TakavaNirhii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    7:46 Shayne is all of us when someone brings up astrology

    • @tuckerbuhler9932
      @tuckerbuhler9932 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want a badge that says astrology is dumb

  • @JMimsey
    @JMimsey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    Guys, you need to find you a girl who looks at you like that coach looks at Shayne.

  • @elizabethbarker6692
    @elizabethbarker6692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    courtney: *burps*
    shayne: it’s her brand

  • @viditdeshpande3259
    @viditdeshpande3259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    8:40 Damn brah!! Every lady hittin' on Shayne brah!!

    • @dolphin881
      @dolphin881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Vidit Deshpande Courtney needs to hurry up before someone takes him

    • @viditdeshpande3259
      @viditdeshpande3259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dolphin881 i know right?!

    • @RB_2034
      @RB_2034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes, look at him, he's Shayne topp

    • @morgwrld7855
      @morgwrld7855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      brah

    • @queefgobbler
      @queefgobbler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bumble gurl be crushin' 😍

  • @samiasali3170
    @samiasali3170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    8:42 Courtney's reaction tho

  • @maddysu837
    @maddysu837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    13:34 minutes of Shayne be oblivious to being low key possibly flirted with

    • @mykull5150
      @mykull5150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      nah he knew

    • @gracegensheimer6193
      @gracegensheimer6193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *24

    • @socrattt
      @socrattt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That wasn't low-key. Also, he knew. Welcome to reading human beings.

    • @barlowjmb
      @barlowjmb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Dude bro has a degree in psychology...

    • @mr.positive4518
      @mr.positive4518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      She was low key interested lmao

  • @roasta9013
    @roasta9013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    Omg, at 10:36, Courtney started to speak and then the Bumble girl just interrupted her and faced her attention towards Shayne. Look how defeated Courtney looked after :c

    • @SkKedDy
      @SkKedDy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🥺

    • @avaaa2496
      @avaaa2496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      ngl I feel like Court Bort was high key crushing on the coach.

    • @legendkillla21
      @legendkillla21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Because shayne was speaking first courtney cut in you.all read to.much into every detail

    • @air6665
      @air6665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Bumble girl was really into a shayne. Because hes a good looking funny trainwreck

    • @NoteyouraveRage
      @NoteyouraveRage 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it bad that I didn't even notice she was speaking? 😂

  • @nabaa6513
    @nabaa6513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “They sent a bee from the hive”
    -Shayne Topp, 12th September 2019🤣😂🥴🐝

  • @hopejoons
    @hopejoons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    shayne & courtney: *talks about dating apps*
    shartney shippers:
    shayne & courtney: don't do it
    shartney shippers:
    shartney shippers:
    shartney shippers: just date each other

    • @morgwrld7855
      @morgwrld7855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      shart

    • @scanbbb
      @scanbbb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@morgwrld7855 I just shart and came in my pants.

    • @morgwrld7855
      @morgwrld7855 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @g0d_h1mse1f yep bro.... im a master of comedy

  • @amyhoyer5659
    @amyhoyer5659 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    i wonder if these two ever found love …

  • @chandler5725
    @chandler5725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    My lord, I absolutely love this, make Damien do it

    • @katyhadaway6682
      @katyhadaway6682 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I 100% AGREE TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE YES ABSOLUTELY 😂

    • @yeastofthoughtsmind9623
      @yeastofthoughtsmind9623 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not needed, Damien is drowning in chicks 24/7.

  • @northwindkey
    @northwindkey ปีที่แล้ว +100

    You can actually see a chain here.
    Courtney flirting with the Bumble Girl
    Bumble Girl flirting with Shayne
    Shayne flirting with the camera
    Camera lingers on Courtney

  • @emmaruthjohnson9282
    @emmaruthjohnson9282 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    YOU GUYS THEY'RE MARRIED!

  • @natthesquirrel
    @natthesquirrel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I appreciate that Courtney and Shayne are willing to put their personal lives out there like this. Good info to take away from here. Also: Ian, do they get the raises?

  • @galev3955
    @galev3955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "...filter based on your Zodiac sign" I made the same face as Shayne :D

  • @MillenniumVT_Official
    @MillenniumVT_Official 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Here after the April 1 thing 😂

  • @daisyinperil
    @daisyinperil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Possibly the best chemistry a noncomedic guest has ever had with the smosh guys I LOVE HER

  • @captainzaria9152
    @captainzaria9152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    6:41 I live in Florida and I can confirm this

    • @Turnaround72
      @Turnaround72 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was looking for that lmao

  • @danutzz1904
    @danutzz1904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    10:40 omg Courtneeyy noooo

  • @katiewaldron5794
    @katiewaldron5794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Sam was 100% flirting with Shayne and it was so cute 😂

    • @shannonfoley8515
      @shannonfoley8515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah the two seem like a good match

    • @LINKKART8
      @LINKKART8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@shannonfoley8515 no lol

    • @francisdimaano2350
      @francisdimaano2350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ykno... I think there’s a difference between being funny/friendly and flirting...

  • @Emily-fh8en
    @Emily-fh8en 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Courtney being so flustered by the cute girl that she literally forgets her own birthday is a whole mood.

  • @Amouroso
    @Amouroso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I love these Shane and court dating experience videos!!

  • @TgIiDgUiS
    @TgIiDgUiS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The Yoshi sound bit every time he sticks his tongue out, got me on the flooooor😂

  • @hellogoodbye8492
    @hellogoodbye8492 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    This aged well for the virgo and gemini match. The other gemini ✨️✨️

  • @paradoxash3347
    @paradoxash3347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    How is Shayne single
    He literally my favorite guy on youtube
    He makes me laugh so hard

    • @ominae1
      @ominae1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well go and marry him

    • @harryrooney9424
      @harryrooney9424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah he makes me hard too

    • @khemmerdenard3227
      @khemmerdenard3227 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      harry rooney *w a i t*

    • @annaclaire1440
      @annaclaire1440 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Volcanic Ash i will not like this because it is a holy number but I love your comment

  • @franek81237
    @franek81237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    “A solid 80% of bios of girls was: hiking, Netflix, wine.” Welcome to dating apps buddy, we got some real variety in the house

  • @sammyjoymonte
    @sammyjoymonte 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I think about this video a LOT

  • @Ancr0ss
    @Ancr0ss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Who else remembers Shayne’s personal news segment where Damien has him list off different spinoffs of Bumble?

  • @carolinewasho2079
    @carolinewasho2079 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Crazy to think Shayne and Courtney are married now

  • @TheRealGob
    @TheRealGob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    8:41 Shayne looked at Courtney when she said that.

    • @dge.
      @dge. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THIS COMMENT

  • @s241914
    @s241914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    HAHA shayne's face at 7:43 when she said you can filter by "zodiac sign". Absolutely priceless

  • @evergrind6140
    @evergrind6140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Can this be like every 90s romance were Shane realises Courtney was right under his nose the whole time.

  • @taylorpaterson6192
    @taylorpaterson6192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    You guys need to get Damien on this show 😂😂

  • @Dani7400b
    @Dani7400b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Shayne "John Denver hehehe"
    Me: WEST VIRGINIAAAAA MOUNTAIN MAMA

  • @maddiegruber8136
    @maddiegruber8136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Love you Shayne and Courtney!!

  • @slightlydistressedslug6627
    @slightlydistressedslug6627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:54 that kILLED ME! “It is monday” oh my goooooood

  • @ColdSoupXiX
    @ColdSoupXiX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    *Roasting* ?? More like flirting.

  • @angelagreen8343
    @angelagreen8343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The bumble girl hitting on him

  • @brennanblankenship7643
    @brennanblankenship7643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When he pointed to the camera and said Brennan took that I got scared😂👌🏻

  • @d3nation154
    @d3nation154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Samantha was digging Shane bruh

    • @lory7833
      @lory7833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fr tho

    • @maggiedeering9854
      @maggiedeering9854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Yeah she even said OHHH MY HOROSCOPE SAYS ILL DATE A VIRGO and Shayne looked so uncomfortable

    • @meghaagobi1566
      @meghaagobi1566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Who doesn’t?

    • @lory7833
      @lory7833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@meghaagobi1566 lmao

    • @NoteyouraveRage
      @NoteyouraveRage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She was giving him mad signs

  • @Gabby0613
    @Gabby0613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Okay but I feel like this absolute legend was flirting with both of them and just props to that confidence, like damn.

  • @BigSqueeGG
    @BigSqueeGG ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Shayne: Astrology is stupid. Amanda: Hey Shayne, want to get your Tarot cards read?

    • @firefly10241
      @firefly10241 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He said he is open to it but still takes it with a grain of salt which is why he said it was stupid. He will listen with an open mind but nothing has convinced him its worth it. From facts and psychology its not really worth anything if we talk about thinking from that side of things. Its fun to think about but that it.

    • @BigSqueeGG
      @BigSqueeGG ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@firefly10241 Of course he's open to it. That's how genuine people respond to all sorts of ridiculous shit.
      The same rational people will remain unconvinced of their claims, until it's demonstrated otherwise.

    • @firefly10241
      @firefly10241 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BigSqueeGG yeah its still taken with a grain of salt and most girls think that. Its just fun but it shouldn't be taken seriously. It shouldn't be a relationship if you don't fit a certain mold or anything because that is just closing yourself off. Its not even based on science so it shouldn't be taken seriously.

    • @BigSqueeGG
      @BigSqueeGG ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@firefly10241 Yet, many people do take it seriously, without any evidence demonstrating why they should. Same goes for religion where the most people in the world believe those claims.

    • @firefly10241
      @firefly10241 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BigSqueeGG Some people do but not everyone base everything on facts. Religion can't be proven but its suppose to be for love and self-improvement but through history it wasn't used like that. Anything can be used for bad things because they pick it apart for their hateful bias. If Astrology helps people cool but other people don't have to believe in it and same goes with religion. Dating is the point of finding people with your same values and ethics.

  • @corey8948
    @corey8948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Okay that bumble girl was definitely checking Shayne out at 5:48

  • @jodie-x8027
    @jodie-x8027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    People should definitely put John Denver on their bios. Hes a legend 😂

    • @lexiedamoose5551
      @lexiedamoose5551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yissssss

    • @novawinchester3821
      @novawinchester3821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Happy Unicorn literally had a customer recommend him to me while at work today lol when Shayne mentioned him I was like 'damn, guess I have to listen to John Denver now, this is the second time in 24 hours' I have no clue why this happened, but I'm definitely gonna check out John Denver lmao

    • @jodie-x8027
      @jodie-x8027 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nova Winchester listen to “country roads” first then “leaving on a jet plane” such good songs 😊

  • @diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273
    @diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Do we get a badge that says astrology is dumb?" As a virgo, I can second Shane's request

  • @thezized3233
    @thezized3233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Since sam pointed it out i can't stop recognizing it shayne keeps laughing at his own jokes way to much it is funny af and so sweet

  • @OnlyALittleEmo
    @OnlyALittleEmo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Shane and Courteney are debatabley the hottest/funniest ones in smosh so very surprising that they have these issues

    • @lucyschmitt1263
      @lucyschmitt1263 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Benjamin Hekman I know right they are really kind

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair, if they want to have this sweet sponsorship deal from Bumble, they at least have to pretend to be bad at dating so that the Bumble girl has a reason to come in (and shamelessly flirt with Shayne in front of Courtney)

    • @andresrosales3466
      @andresrosales3466 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I personally don’t even find that debatable lol

  • @Moonmivita
    @Moonmivita 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “he’ll breastfeed one day” fast forward to Shayne and Spencer’s baby The Chosen 😂

  • @Flippy-Fish
    @Flippy-Fish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I need more of Shayne's music playlist if Courtney claimed he was THAT GOOD with music.

  • @kayleebosserman2316
    @kayleebosserman2316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Sup Bro? Eat this bean.
    Edit: Shayne's Birthday is in two days

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is Monday.

    • @annaclaire1440
      @annaclaire1440 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shayne and I have the same birthday!💖

  • @ath3na_plays
    @ath3na_plays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Imagine going through years of school and training then finally getting a big time government job and it’s just searching for unsolicited pics.

  • @pickledpiss9522
    @pickledpiss9522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1452

    Bumble girl: Nudges Shayne*
    Shayne and Bumble girl a few hours later: “So.....Lookin’ to enter my bedroom ay?”

    • @VIPER_WOLF88
      @VIPER_WOLF88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Many a traveler enter..... and none return

    • @nitrousneil
      @nitrousneil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I laughed way too hard at this.

    • @gitjohnson2264
      @gitjohnson2264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      She's probing Shaynes biceps

    • @oscartrevino461
      @oscartrevino461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      *Wakes up next day*
      Shayne: “Hey, you. You’re finally awake.”

    • @420Patriot
      @420Patriot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You read my mind lmao