wow I love Megan thee stallion's song....she is so good at rapping and singing and she goes with the flow. She should be the next rap queen it suits her and she is savage but kind hearted go Megan you my girl keep it up girl!
*Megan Thee Stallion - Captain Hook Lyrics* [Verse 1] Ayy, bitch, I'm a problem nobody solvin' You can keep hating, I'm poppin' regardless He want a bitch look like Megan Thee Stallion (Yeah) Don't want your n***a 'cause I want his daddy I like to switch up my style every week I gotta switch up my hair every day I ain't no ho, but I do be on go And I promise my n****’s gon' love me the same I'm a Hot Girl, don't try it at home I wear the shit that be showing my thong I like to drink and I like to have sex I fuck the n****s that's cutting the checks Dance on the dick, now, you been served I like a dick with a little bit of curve Hit this pussy with an uppercut Call that n***a Captain Hook [Chorus] Ayy, I go shopping, mmh, want it, then I cop it, ayy, yeah Bitches boppin', mmh, I do it, they copy, ayy, look He's a sweetie, mmh, kiss it when he eat it, ayy, yeah Know it's good when you chewin' and you singin' [Verse 2] I love n****s with conversation that find the clit with no navigation Mandatory that I get the head, but no guarantees on the penetration (Huh) I be texting with a bi chick, we both freaky, just trying shit (Mwah) Main n***a getting super jealous, he don't even know about the other fellas I need a Mr. Clean, make that pussy beam (Ooh, ooh) Okay, I just might need a baker, make that pussy cream (Pussy cream) Okay, you woke up mad at me 'fore you even brush your teeth Mm-mm-mm, that's just super sad, fuck it, carpe diem, ah I'm so indecisive, you can't cuff me, but I'm wifey (But I'm wifey) I just want a n***a who gon' slurp me like an Icee (Slurp me like an Icee) Bitches bite me so hard, had to put them on a diet (Put them on a diet) Bitch, this ain't no tryout, so lil' ho, you better not try me (Ho, you better not try me) I got a man, I got a bitch I'm a banana, they gotta split (Hey, hey, ah) One in your top, one in your tip (Hey, hey) One for the club, one for the crib (One for the crib) My n***a fine, I wanna fuck Ice in his mouth, eat me up Rockin' his chain, wearin' his ring Gettin' some brain, ah, ah, ah [Chorus] Ayy, I go shopping, mmh, want it, then I cop it, ayy, yeah Bitches boppin', mmh, I do it, they copy, ayy, look He's a sweetie, mmh, kiss it when he eat it, ayy, yeah Know it's good when you chewin' and you singin' [Verse 3] Hot Girl Summer, I ain't fucking with no drama, huh (Fuckin' with no drama) He was tripping, so I hung out with his partner, huh (Hey, with his partner) Fuck him good, introduce me to his mama, huh (To his mama) Thought he had me 'til I came out with the condom, huh (With the condom) Drinking D'USSÉ out the motherfuckin' bottle, hey (Out the motherfuckin' bottle) I'm a rapper, not no motherfuckin' model, huh (Not no motherfuckin' model) Got a n***a, but I think I'll have another, huh (Think I'll have another) I'm too sexy to be fucking under covers, huh I know you know me, I ain't gotta introduce shit, hmm (Introduce shit) Same crew, I ain't hanging with no new bitch, hmm (Hangin' with no new bitch) I'ma buy it when I land, I rock new shit, hmm (Bitch, I rock new shit) I ain't fucking with that n***a, I got new dick, hmm (Woah) Please don't try me, lil' bitch, you know I'm with that, hmm (Bitch, you know I'm 'bout that) I'll break a ho in half like a Kit-Kat, hmm (Like a Kit-Kat) Please don't ask me 'bout it if you know I did that, huh (Bitch, you know I did that) Not a stylist, but I'll push your fucking wig back, huh [Outro] Real Hot Girl shit, ah Mwah
Me: *Clicking out of curiosity.* I wonder why this song is called Captain Hook. . . . 0:30 Me: :O . . . Well I really should have seen that coming. -.- It feels too obvious now.
HELP ME IM HOLLERINGGGGGGG BC IM OUTSIDE LISTENING TA DIS RN AND TELL ME WHY DA BIRDS ARE GIVING ADLIBS? DEY GOING “SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK!!!” ON BEAT EVERYNOW AND DEN WHAT
I didn't know it was possible for me to question whether or not Meghan the stallion could get it but when she delivered that uppercut line I fucking died and wouldnta for a milisecond
*Question Of The Day*
Do you think you have good fashion sense?
Rap Paradise yup
no 😂
ᵈᵉᶠᶠᵒ
Yep
I try, that's what matters
0:01 LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE VOLUME INSIDE OF THIS BUS, IS ASTRONOMICAL
ITS WAYY TO LOUD !
am I the only one that doesn't understand this comment..?
mikusek szmajtusek pierdusek rapa oh my
@@marayahhaynes2745 lmao can you tell me
mikusek szmajtusek pierdusek rapa chile… anyways
Not gonna lie, this is literally fire🔥.
No it’s not
Joey k then why are you here
@@joeyk9582 why you here then
@@enyaishere2249 lmaoooo
@@joeyk9582 This bish got flow don't even lie.
These lyrics have me SCREAMING 😂😂😂
Kai Reese lollllzzz
SAMEEEE
FRE
Hiw
Me too but without the S
wow I love Megan thee stallion's song....she is so good at rapping and singing and she goes with the flow. She should be the next rap queen it suits her and she is savage but kind hearted go Megan you my girl keep it up girl!
Why did I have the sudden edge to scream body yadi yadi in the first few seconds😂😂😂😭😭😭only me okay
Sammme💀
Right
It is so me
LOL
DO YOU KNOW YOUR MEGAN BBY
Brooklyn Rayner yes
YES I KNOW MY MEGAN
YES I KNOW MY MEGAN BBY
YUH MS MAAM
i can legit rap this whole song yo
Megan's energy. I invoke it.
As a bi girl I love this song
As a Nonbinary and queer person I second this. I honor of my bisexual friends.
Awh when u come out 🏳️🌈
Same 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈💛💛
Im bi lol love this song still fire till this day not gon lie
Same
SUCH A MOOD BOOSTER
This is legit a bop!
You comin out with bops everyday, ok I see you
0:01
Me : *starts twerking for no reason *
Man i'm single asf and through quarantine dat song makes me feel 😬😬😬
I didn’t know she was saying all these words lmao TikTok has the clear version
I’m a straight guy, I don’t care what any of the guys say, she’s a good rapper
Same
Yea she my guilty pleasure artist
Bro I’m trying so hard to rap this
Same
Same lol
It’s easyyy
It's easy tbh
@@sydrose9790 ikr once you know the lyrics it’s easy asf
Love This song so much thanks for sharing.
THIS HITS HARDER THAN A RELATIONSHIP BREAKUP🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
LADYS AND GENTLEMEN THE VOLUME INSIDE THIS BUS IS *ASTRONOMICAL* IT IS *WAY* TOO LOUD
y are u copying other comments lol
Where the fuck is this from? Lmao I’m sleep 🤦🏾♂️ this is the 4th time I’ve seen this same comment
The Partyy tik tok
PanikMode they’re not it’s a joke from tik tok. so a lot of people came here from there
Raye Eiffel aww hell nah 🤦🏾♂️ lol
*Megan Thee Stallion - Captain Hook Lyrics*
[Verse 1]
Ayy, bitch, I'm a problem nobody solvin'
You can keep hating, I'm poppin' regardless
He want a bitch look like Megan Thee Stallion (Yeah)
Don't want your n***a 'cause I want his daddy
I like to switch up my style every week
I gotta switch up my hair every day
I ain't no ho, but I do be on go
And I promise my n****’s gon' love me the same
I'm a Hot Girl, don't try it at home
I wear the shit that be showing my thong
I like to drink and I like to have sex
I fuck the n****s that's cutting the checks
Dance on the dick, now, you been served
I like a dick with a little bit of curve
Hit this pussy with an uppercut
Call that n***a Captain Hook
[Chorus]
Ayy, I go shopping, mmh, want it, then I cop it, ayy, yeah
Bitches boppin', mmh, I do it, they copy, ayy, look
He's a sweetie, mmh, kiss it when he eat it, ayy, yeah
Know it's good when you chewin' and you singin'
[Verse 2]
I love n****s with conversation that find the clit with no navigation
Mandatory that I get the head, but no guarantees on the penetration (Huh)
I be texting with a bi chick, we both freaky, just trying shit (Mwah)
Main n***a getting super jealous, he don't even know about the other fellas
I need a Mr. Clean, make that pussy beam (Ooh, ooh)
Okay, I just might need a baker, make that pussy cream (Pussy cream)
Okay, you woke up mad at me 'fore you even brush your teeth
Mm-mm-mm, that's just super sad, fuck it, carpe diem, ah
I'm so indecisive, you can't cuff me, but I'm wifey (But I'm wifey)
I just want a n***a who gon' slurp me like an Icee (Slurp me like an Icee)
Bitches bite me so hard, had to put them on a diet (Put them on a diet)
Bitch, this ain't no tryout, so lil' ho, you better not try me (Ho, you better not try me)
I got a man, I got a bitch
I'm a banana, they gotta split (Hey, hey, ah)
One in your top, one in your tip (Hey, hey)
One for the club, one for the crib (One for the crib)
My n***a fine, I wanna fuck
Ice in his mouth, eat me up
Rockin' his chain, wearin' his ring
Gettin' some brain, ah, ah, ah
[Chorus]
Ayy, I go shopping, mmh, want it, then I cop it, ayy, yeah
Bitches boppin', mmh, I do it, they copy, ayy, look
He's a sweetie, mmh, kiss it when he eat it, ayy, yeah
Know it's good when you chewin' and you singin'
[Verse 3]
Hot Girl Summer, I ain't fucking with no drama, huh (Fuckin' with no drama)
He was tripping, so I hung out with his partner, huh (Hey, with his partner)
Fuck him good, introduce me to his mama, huh (To his mama)
Thought he had me 'til I came out with the condom, huh (With the condom)
Drinking D'USSÉ out the motherfuckin' bottle, hey (Out the motherfuckin' bottle)
I'm a rapper, not no motherfuckin' model, huh (Not no motherfuckin' model)
Got a n***a, but I think I'll have another, huh (Think I'll have another)
I'm too sexy to be fucking under covers, huh
I know you know me, I ain't gotta introduce shit, hmm (Introduce shit)
Same crew, I ain't hanging with no new bitch, hmm (Hangin' with no new bitch)
I'ma buy it when I land, I rock new shit, hmm (Bitch, I rock new shit)
I ain't fucking with that n***a, I got new dick, hmm (Woah)
Please don't try me, lil' bitch, you know I'm with that, hmm (Bitch, you know I'm 'bout that)
I'll break a ho in half like a Kit-Kat, hmm (Like a Kit-Kat)
Please don't ask me 'bout it if you know I did that, huh (Bitch, you know I did that)
Not a stylist, but I'll push your fucking wig back, huh
[Outro]
Real Hot Girl shit, ah
Mwah
"im hot girl dont try it at home"
me: trys*
"fbi open UP"
obsesed with that beat
ok learning these lyrics kinda hard though....
Good luck
Not really 😂
I learned em hella quick
No not rlly
THIS IS SO FIREE!!🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🌋🌋🌋
Underrated she hard af
1:07
PERIOD MEGAN
Ik i aint the only one twerking in the middle of there living room.
Ik yall doin it too-
tink purples bts Nope im not xd
YAY ARMY!!💜💜
Yup twerkin on my couch lol
Ima dude hell nah
@@DXRKSPXCE mhMMm lol
2:23 jjk fans when they hear this : depression
NOOOO
This is basically what the hot Cheeto girl says she did over the weekend
But shes lying the whole time.
reading lyrics for the first time is like 😋☺️😦🤭🤭😐🥰
Why the 😐
0:05
Bro my mouth are getting tired practicing this rap!!😂
Me: *Clicking out of curiosity.* I wonder why this song is called Captain Hook.
. . .
0:30
Me: :O
. . .
Well I really should have seen that coming. -.- It feels too obvious now.
She shoulda called it Peter pan.captain hooks a codfish 😆
Lyricssssssss😍😍😍 I'm gonna screamm😭😭💘
❤❤❤❤❤ love it
FIREEE
Im just imagining harry hook listening to this qnd being ABSALOOTLY TRAUMATISED 😭😭😭😭😭
Mr.smee prolly jammin
This is WAP part 2 and nobody can tell me otherwise
Best lyrics EVERRRREEE
girl steal everybodys man
she needs a award
Damnnnnnnn girl☺☺
❤❤❤ 🔥🔥🔥🔥
and finally i learned it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy ramadhan to all
"I'm to sexy to be fuckin under covers" changed things for me
I’m still trying to master this
0:23 so fireee
and 0:29 so iconic
Get it Queen 👑
Gimme that Peter Pan spiciness
HTOWN 💯💯💯
boom!
0:11 🥰
I can finally rap this 💪🏼💪🏼
QUEEN
0:16 love that part tho-
Heeeeeeeyyyy.... 🎵🎶💃💃💃😹💃💃💃🎵🎶
Who else died when they heard the lyrics cuz you’re so used to the clean version from TikTok??!
0:10
Me searching the song: ay I go shopping!!!😅
1:45
1:57
It's a good song
The intro reminds me of body by her too x
Her: "I need be Mr.Clean 🤪"
Me:"MR.CLEAN more like Megan.Clean
I just randomly found this hahaha hella funny 😂 this shoulda been bongos
I know all lyrics slayyyy💅💅💅💅
Brooo!! The tik tok Is super lmaooo And the sign too!!!😬😬
march 2021 AYEEEEEEEEE
👍🏽👌🏻 great song
These lyrics omg 😂😂😂😂😂
this song is f r e a k y😈😏😬
Veryyyy
Gotta be prepared next time someone asks if I know my Megan BByyy
1:41
00:00
Good evening from Viet Nam_Asia Big Fan
Good Evening :)
@@RapParadise How are you doing today bro?
@@covershorts9550 Prettt good thanks, been busy :)
@@RapParadise ^_^ good to be busy,Busy to be good Bro! Enjoy your relaxing time
i- basically have no words
Period
Peter Pan like :👁️👄👁️
Addison Rea is gonna love this
rae* ;-;
best
Some reaaaaal hot gurl shit!! I feel stupid THICK listening to this song 🥰
😩🙌🏾
Megan is better than 85% percent of male rappers
she can be toe to toe with male rappers !!!
0:30 tiktok galss
1:57 who's here from psyiconic and logan spitting this bar 🤚🏼😭
Only lyric I relate to is "Same crew I ain't hanging with no new bitch" lmao
😍
They gotta split😝
When cus words aren’t bad anymore 😳
Captain hook + anchored surabaya statue = ocean anchor.
It too me a day to lear this sond it was worth it thow.0
another song to play at the church
Do you know your Megan baby
yes🥵
❣️
HELP ME IM HOLLERINGGGGGGG BC IM OUTSIDE LISTENING TA DIS RN AND TELL ME WHY DA BIRDS ARE GIVING ADLIBS? DEY GOING “SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK!!!” ON BEAT EVERYNOW AND DEN WHAT
Is it just me or can you lip sing the song but when you try to actually sing it... 🥴😳🥵
I didn't know it was possible for me to question whether or not Meghan the stallion could get it but when she delivered that uppercut line I fucking died and wouldnta for a milisecond
I got a man I got bitch Im banana i got split😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏻
do you know your Magen babyyyyy???
Imagine if there was a Kidz Bop version 💀💀💀