I'm A Pervert With Fire [Floor Plan 2]

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  • @IAmCrusty
    @IAmCrusty  3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Currently looking for the best interpretations of what the first guy said. Give it a shot!

    • @JA9339
      @JA9339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I want to plant a field of head flowers…..they will all be named crusty.

    • @cthulhu3219
      @cthulhu3219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh hey bob aha me le bob

    • @MarinerKyle
      @MarinerKyle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Seemed pretty obvious if you listened, you little blinky sparkle. "Don't help out, but I-I- would thieve alot, though." "Oh yeah, everyone has stuff to take.". I think you followed their instructions fairly well.

    • @BeyondCypher
      @BeyondCypher 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You make the best movies

    • @BeyondCypher
      @BeyondCypher 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jk best vids

  • @nickymason2008
    @nickymason2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    '... I have angered the chickens.' Why did that make me laugh?

  • @Pyrodorah
    @Pyrodorah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    13:39 Crusty swearing at the dinosaur was priceless.

    • @oneman9918
      @oneman9918 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Background app refresh Hah Hah

  • @einoutlier810
    @einoutlier810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    When he learned that he could clap, I felt that

  • @elishavieira8798
    @elishavieira8798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Finally some crusty to turn my frown upsidedown

  • @AllDayBikes
    @AllDayBikes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:02 Had me rollin lmfaoo

  • @Eduardo-jb2ps
    @Eduardo-jb2ps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:24 me telling my mom I could survive jumping out of a plane right before it crashes

  • @TheDirtyWork
    @TheDirtyWork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I almost cried when he put it back and said I'll dream of the adventures we never had

  • @ocn_palm
    @ocn_palm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Let me just say how fitting it is to see crusty playing a game where someone’s name is Robin Steele (cause it sounds like Rob and Steal which is something crusty would do in any VR game that lets him)

  • @DerNomade1871
    @DerNomade1871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The npc dialog makes this video just as hilarious XD

  • @gregortriggs5936
    @gregortriggs5936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen

  • @Vltcrackcodm
    @Vltcrackcodm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Ah yes. Time to lose my sanity in a very good way

  • @jacobrainey8044
    @jacobrainey8044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    So this is what it would be like if Crusty suddenly became the only smart person on Earth

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Sometimes I really do feel like the floobahgubladoodum

    • @LostWolf911
      @LostWolf911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@IAmCrusty you gotta be the funniest YT creator out there 😂

    • @PopeRocket
      @PopeRocket 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "if"?

    • @Macaroni302
      @Macaroni302 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IAmCrusty u mean the globglobgalab? :]

    • @TOPHAT-v7x
      @TOPHAT-v7x ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@IAmCrustylol

  • @Fungtusk
    @Fungtusk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:52 I haven't laughed like that in a good little while. Stuff like this is why I'm subscribed!

  • @dylanrobertson8162
    @dylanrobertson8162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn i instantly cracked at the start when you just blurted out "What?" and just the blank expression of the dudes face made me almost piss myself.

  • @sy_ty_try7431
    @sy_ty_try7431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    18:14
    lol "Wally is right there"

  • @TrailHaunter
    @TrailHaunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need another installment pleeeeeease!

  • @forgotten453
    @forgotten453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “ sir that’s a pig it’s immoral “ that’s gotta be the best line in a crusty video 😂

  • @JarcoArt
    @JarcoArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I must say that I am seriously impressed by how the game responds to every little thing he does.... very expressive characters, feels more like a short animated movie.

  • @08Blackjack80
    @08Blackjack80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Nothing like a Crusty video to cure the blues. Lovely stuff.

  • @XsakuratheguardianX
    @XsakuratheguardianX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s my favorite mentally stable man!

  • @brown_bovine
    @brown_bovine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    “Someone call an ambulance I think he’s having a stroke”
    -crusty

  • @michaelmascolo3161
    @michaelmascolo3161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:24 give the voice actor a raise on young that long line in 1 breathe

  • @Jackson_G
    @Jackson_G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Is there an atm nearby yours is busted” 🤣🤣🤣
    Omg i fing died

  • @spongebobsquarepants4695
    @spongebobsquarepants4695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I find it so funny when Crusty swears

  • @veebkillz5901
    @veebkillz5901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is my comfort video, thank you crusty :3 I’m so glad I found this channel, keep up with the amazing content 😁 and please please we need another episode of this!!!

  • @TrailHaunter
    @TrailHaunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hope there will be a follow up to this…I foresee Robin Steele being a leviathan in disguise.

  • @SpaceAndWicca
    @SpaceAndWicca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “You absolute…. Donut”

  • @mrtrickyfingers5090
    @mrtrickyfingers5090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It was nice to meet you Robin Steele…
    Or should I say. ROB’N STEAL!

  • @iggyfresh2fresh422
    @iggyfresh2fresh422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I couldn't stop laughing I almost passed out

    • @syvulpie
      @syvulpie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The buttcrack one almost made me pass out lol.

  • @Jameskorea17
    @Jameskorea17 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:44 wow😂😂😂😂😂 your atm is broken

  • @ameliarose5858
    @ameliarose5858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm crying in laughter

  • @Suomi91
    @Suomi91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When the chickens got mad i was waiting so bad when Crusty slaps the chicken. Crusty likes to bitch slap NPCs

  • @Coids
    @Coids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is hilarious 😂

  • @coleclark185
    @coleclark185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oooh... fire!
    - crusty

  • @JunkMan304
    @JunkMan304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Imagine being Crusty's neighbor and only hearing him through the walls.

  • @VRImpulse
    @VRImpulse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    There is something unexplainably creepy about this game.

  • @TimothyHuffGuitar
    @TimothyHuffGuitar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you! I've never laughed so hard in seems like forever, but your videos are AWESOME! Loved the candy bar butt scene!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cashlinsolsaa8637
    @cashlinsolsaa8637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love at 3:24 when crusty is staring at the one guy

  • @unpleasantgradient111
    @unpleasantgradient111 ปีที่แล้ว

    the fact he wanted the fluffy guy so badly the first time but when he sees him again he tries to flush him down the toilet.. top 5 saddest anime betrayals.

  • @sisusimon9282
    @sisusimon9282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i cant stop laughing im so checking this game out!!
    best vid everrr

  • @jonathanstorms4530
    @jonathanstorms4530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If crusty was the last human in existence, being an idol for our entire race amongst many alien races. Living by his own code in the stars, however messed up and unidentifiable that code is . I'd be okay with that.

  • @notarkdinosaurdays2896
    @notarkdinosaurdays2896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We need a part 2

  • @VINCE-pp3es
    @VINCE-pp3es 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i-is this what its like to be high and be watching the muppets

  • @he-him670
    @he-him670 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how IAmcrusty says "bloody hell stupid"

  • @itsthegr8matt
    @itsthegr8matt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I will probably never see Crusty's face but I am 90% sure that he's Captain Jack Sparrow.

  • @cyriaangel831
    @cyriaangel831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ok but this game is hilarious

  • @KimberTaylor-c3c
    @KimberTaylor-c3c 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:28 i don’t know why but when he was fighting with the dude to put down the “gun” i died 😂 😭

  • @Kakker71
    @Kakker71 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:48 cracked me up! 😀

  • @mrgmz5236
    @mrgmz5236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:51 that face though

  • @Misstiffers899
    @Misstiffers899 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You need to get 3 things that show you the bone code

  • @FishFlop_The_CatSlap
    @FishFlop_The_CatSlap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ive just finished binge watching your entire channel up to this point. i love your content.

  • @captainrex8871
    @captainrex8871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Already watch the whole thing on stream but I might as well watch it again.

  • @yoursofunny3362
    @yoursofunny3362 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a really good video

  • @oathkeeperoblivion177
    @oathkeeperoblivion177 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That dance sequence was ADORABLE

  • @kingtimmy88
    @kingtimmy88 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is gold!

  • @ljmittelsdorf6594
    @ljmittelsdorf6594 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fuck part and put down the gun you have me laughing for hours

  • @mememanidk6502
    @mememanidk6502 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Also he’s like oh this is gonna be so cool but then he’s like oh no this is a scary game

  • @MsMarciax
    @MsMarciax 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now you know what it's like being a Bus driver dealing with oddly strange customers... Fun isn't it. Love the humour on your videos and I don't even play video games.

  • @nameless.greyceo
    @nameless.greyceo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:23 i haven't laughed so hard in over ten years, found it hard to breath.

  • @ObeseusVsPhallacy
    @ObeseusVsPhallacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fan: knock knock
    Crusty: I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

  • @Satu83
    @Satu83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was absolutely hilarious game choice. Suits you well. I hope we see more!

  • @redalahmaidi9011
    @redalahmaidi9011 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:23 i did a giggle

  • @Arijit_Das_
    @Arijit_Das_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This game was crazier than your usual crazy games, and your usual crazy games are pretty crazy themselves.

  • @Samson1
    @Samson1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You'd make an excellent protagonist. Wait, you already are one.

  • @fox22m
    @fox22m ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so funny the way they speak had me in tears

  • @ho0t0w1
    @ho0t0w1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Monkeypeanut is my favorite new description of a lemon I've heard yet

  • @666devillord
    @666devillord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A new game for new insanity... awesome! >:D

  • @vaezkhan110
    @vaezkhan110 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "The atm nearby is busted" HAH🤣

  • @stevevan4391
    @stevevan4391 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    crusty: ''though it will not bring you happiness'' also crusty´´she does seem prity happy´´

  • @jackwolf4158
    @jackwolf4158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And I'm a escaped criminal hiding from the police in Florida IT WAS ONE STARBUCKS ALRIGHT!

  • @spawnkeeper999
    @spawnkeeper999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm 100% convinced crusty is just Johnny Dep.

  • @Artsy2000Pink
    @Artsy2000Pink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This game looks really fun and I wish it could come to psvr soon. It's being 4 months since their last update so it is disappointing. At least I can watch Crusty being very funny. 😩😂

  • @CthulhuSteve
    @CthulhuSteve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Great content as always! I only take issue with the way the other characters are portrayed. My experience with customer service has shown me that most people aren't quite that intelligent.

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As somebody who also has experience with public facing jobs, I agree.

  • @Zequax
    @Zequax 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    !NOW this is some lovely intertanement

  • @InstaSpamz
    @InstaSpamz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:34 This guy never shuts up XD

  • @rrradelle
    @rrradelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're the best crusty 😆

  • @Col.Horrormaker_official
    @Col.Horrormaker_official ปีที่แล้ว +1

    alternative title: crusty messing with people's shit and having a stroke.

  • @scoop_troop1377
    @scoop_troop1377 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When he said …this isn’t a horror game is it

  • @vegandogo7006
    @vegandogo7006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn't know jack sparrow worked at puzzl 😂

  • @AngelDustRules69
    @AngelDustRules69 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Someone call an ambulance I think this guys having a stroke!" Had me laughing😂😂😂

  • @autizmo_9431
    @autizmo_9431 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love watching a sad mans sanity slowly crumble away

  • @HinosAcrescentamForça888
    @HinosAcrescentamForça888 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ive watched every video you have posted. Im not a big fan of movies, but this has made me a more liker of movies. Keep on going!

  • @Bimmy287
    @Bimmy287 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Crusty has the best VR videos on TH-cam change my Mind

  • @MidnightDStroyer
    @MidnightDStroyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG, I have less trouble translating spoken Simlish!
    Crusty: "Any second, someone's gonna get hit by a truck."
    Ok, a police car, not a truck. But anyway, who didn't see that coming from a mile away?...police car? from a mile away? Get it? Heh!
    Never mind, I'll just go sit in the corner & babble incoherently now.

  • @jasonbrabant6545
    @jasonbrabant6545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was laughing at this so much, one of my kids started yelling at me to stop laughing.

  • @OnAKnifesEdge
    @OnAKnifesEdge 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    @IAmCrusty Loved this one!! Creepy little weirdos! You fit right in!! Looking forward to more of this!!

  • @vanillavalhalla4482
    @vanillavalhalla4482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know if anyone else has thought this not, I'm rarely in any comment sections, but who else thinks Crusty should have been cast in A Clockwork Orange?

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd love to be but the creation of said movie is well before I was born lol

    • @vanillavalhalla4482
      @vanillavalhalla4482 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IAmCrusty The magnificent Crusty Crusty couldn't devise a scheme to travel to the past, be in said movie, and then be back in his own timeline, watching it on his couch?

  • @aaronaaron8604
    @aaronaaron8604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please post the next one!!!! ❤️

  • @ykomat6860
    @ykomat6860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well at least Crusty is accepting who he is

  • @kristophercraftxd8705
    @kristophercraftxd8705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Professors crusty stuff and something something fun time

  • @HpMisfit
    @HpMisfit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need another episode of this Crusty! Please!?

  • @nolanbradley7897
    @nolanbradley7897 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Crusty you are my favourite TH-camr

  • @brbrdeng9122
    @brbrdeng9122 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is a good metaphor for being the only person in the world that makes sense while everyone else speaks gibberish

  • @yourcommentator2958
    @yourcommentator2958 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    your vids are fan- bloody tastic

  • @RobRoy316
    @RobRoy316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congrats on 300k, Crusty!! Well deserved! 1 mil in no time!

  • @MrKerry-xv9wh
    @MrKerry-xv9wh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved this.

  • @paddyrick.
    @paddyrick. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congrats on 300k!!

  • @thax321
    @thax321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nobody gonna comment on how the elevator leads to a toilet? XD

  • @abjectbrute6643
    @abjectbrute6643 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    gotta love it when crusty just goes all out on war crimes and nobody bats an eye but when he tries to do something civil? oh they lose their shit Lol but seriously tho crusty you make great content keep it up lad