For people who don't know In Source games pressing crouch in the air allows you to gain jump higher ledges but only once In crossfire pressing crouch increases your height but not limiting how much so the optimal way to parkour is to just spam the shit out of crouch to get the most distance compared to ctapping which i think requires some timing instead
The Stages of What 0:02 Golden Freddy Jumpscare 0:11 Keyboard Razer Pro 0:16 Words have come out 0:31 Smiting the Keyboard more 0:26 Quiet till the Storm 0:27 The Storm 0:41 Wild Image 0:41 Loud Speaker 0:55 STOP TRYING TO BREAK THE GOD DAMN KEYBOARD MAN 0:59 Gas Leak 1:03 Take a Break man 1:11 Rage %1 1:14 Pure Insanity 1:23 Joyous Kid 1:51 Pig 2:37 WHAT 2:49 Rage %10 2:53 Mental Sanity broken 3:24 Spy TF2 Rifle 3:40 Delirium 3:41 Joy of Pain 3:54 The Man is Insane 4:06 WHAT THE 4:15 Selfie Break:3 4:16 On to breaking the keyboard 4:36 on the verge 4:39 MAD %100 4:42 M A D Prime 4:51 Keyboard Broken 5:06 Ting Tong 5:09 Finale
0:02 me trying to reach out to my partially living brother while trying to stop the other child soul within the Fredbear suit from killing him (he shouldn't have worn that security uniform):
@@Cest_Mundane uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh...... I was joking?? You clearly need to learn how to overwrite people who try to be serious, so that they do something irl and get arrested.
Golden Freddy jumpscare:
lmao
loved this comment so much i made a video based on the idea th-cam.com/video/qzQkERgWq5g/w-d-xo.html
@damnson fr
Car moment
GRAUOOOOOOOOOOH
You can pinpoint the exact second he got cocky on those red platforms
4:27
Yep
We can learn a lot from this man. Thank you angry chinese streamer for this life lesson..
@@ImNotFunny541:weed:
0:15 "Chilla chilla woa chilla"
*Proceed not to chilla*
💀
LMAOOOOOOO
You should chilla🤣🤣🤣
what he said is 急了急了，我急了, which is “i went too fast” in chinese
@@fishielazuli thanks for translating, can you also do the rest of the video?
Bro has anger issues but continues playing anyway😂
that is just eventually every gamer
Me playing Destiny 2 PvP 😭😭😭
@@ineedideaspls6669 ^^
@@ineedideaspls6669 It really be like that though
Better than rage quitting, if you've never felt this way you've never actually played a game and immersed yourself
0:01 - Honda Civic owners at 3am
Anything with more than 1 wheel and a motor*
Wow Golden Freddy has a Honda Civic 😮 explain this matpat
more like BMW
He can't no mo@@federalinvestigationbureau5814
😂
4:36 his greed got the best of him. He was feeling too lucky and bit off more than he could chew, and his hubris defeated him.
"AAAAEEEEEYAAAAAWOOOO"😡😡😡😡👿👿👿💢💢
I think him failing is part of the bit. He is being arrogant on purpose so that it will be funnier when he fails.
I was literally talking to the screen like "bro stop skipping"
The way he smacks the space bar with all of his might
It is pretty great
it's c tapping actually
@@GovernorRedplease can you explain how the movement works and he hovers, is it like a crouch cancel while jumping
@@ThatGuy8bit basically from my understanding crouching mid-air sends you slightly upwards so spamming it gives more air time
While making monkey noises
3:26 how does he even do that
His hand is a fucking blender
bro is using full auto
bros a fucking drill
Mf got the A-10 wrathog update for his hand
quit job, college, and play crossfire for 20days straight
tf2 players aint got shit on these ctap lol
lmao
This dude is levels ahead
For people who don't know
In Source games pressing crouch in the air allows you to gain jump higher ledges but only once
In crossfire pressing crouch increases your height but not limiting how much so the optimal way to parkour is to just spam the shit out of crouch to get the most distance compared to ctapping which i think requires some timing instead
@@gravityshark580 crossfire parkour dead ass is an endurance test to see how long your hand lasts before it collapses into itself
@@gravityshark580so thats why the character looks like a fucking crab skittering mid air
Bro's voice surpasses the 4th wall
bro produces voice with his entire body
he didn't just break the 4th wall, he broke the FIFTH wall
@@kuri5781and the SIXTH
@@TheCoolerScorpion and 69th
Bro's voice crashed the game
As a guy with a Chinese friend, I can confirm that he does channel in his inner golden Freddy and starts making monkey noises when he’s winning
6
Man I'm dead☠
Did he win this? I worry his psychologic
@@Try_to_hold_on_to_this_lovei don't think so
im ded bruh💀
2:28 felt this in my soul.
On god?
@@Banana-anim8ionson god.
@@Banana-anim8ions ff
Me when I'm winning:
Chinese Sr. Pelo
All jokes aside hes legit good at that game
he was goin STUPID
@@spaghettidrugs907 and crazy
He is literally one with the machine
How moves his hand tho 💀
hes Asian, what do you expect
4:14 💀
"💀" is literally every 30 seconds here
AAAIIIIIIIOUAIAAA
📸✌️
The character he's playing dies NOT resemble him at all❤💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Skull emojis, how original
1:48 bro went from 🦍to 🐖
😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
From 🟨🐻 to 🦍 to 🐖
He became you.
@@Judge_0f_Everything ???
@@jakus9432he called you a pig
bro is literally the voice actor for golden freddy
0:03
Bro let the inner fnaf lore out 💀
0:02 Golden Freddy Jumpscare
0:16 + 15 Social Credit
0:19 - 100,000,000 Social Credit
0:32 Teacher
0:42 + 15 Social Credit
0:56 Sighs Hardly
1:02 Recall Low Mana
1:10 Gym
1:15 Laughing
1:22 psycho laugh
1:24 monkey Voice
1:32 Dog woof woof
1:50 Drinking Bottle
2:27 Gorilla
2:34 Laser gun
2:48 gorilla
3:18 Nice
3:21 Drinking Bottle
3:42 Dog woof woof
3:46 Monkey Attack
3:50 Almost fall
3:52 Tried
4:02 Gym
4:05 Mission Rewarded
4:15 Selfie
4:20 Caught
4:22 Dog Attack
4:28 Monkey and Gorilla
4:37 Got Stepped on a Lego toy
I Think I update this because it's too normal
Absolute god timestaming
3:21 snoring
That's True He snoring And He Burping😂😂😂
legit sounds like golden freddy
That 4:37 is more like getting 749 out of 750 in gaokao test
While being a perfectionist
most sane Chinese man:
Most sane male actually
Most sane and calm male in Shenzhen
@@MoTea-tn6ke -in china
@@MoTea-tn6keyou sound like a 13 year old girl who got dumped on Roblox lmao. Cornball.
@@MoTea-tn6keya ruinin it
I love how he slams the keyboard with the wrath of 3 gods every time he presses jump
bro got built-in sound effects
Lmfao
Bro got a soundboard in the vocal cord
3:20 bro is pressing the keys at mach 5 💀💀
4:13 final happy moments before tragedy hits
crossfire itself is already well known here in asia but crossfire is more known in the west because of this guy
2:27 did bro became possesed?
turned into elmo
I also love how broken C-tapping is in crossfire, you're just floating there lmao.
4:11 bro this part where he took the selfie had me dying 💀💀
Cod and Battlefield can't do this
@@DEERCRACKERLOVER What does this have to do with my comment 💀
The knife looks like a cheap plastic toy you'd win at the funfair
basically how crossfire skins look
@@Winterstarf There's a certain charm to it
@@crossbow7398Gotta agree
0:02 bro turned into dodge challenger💀
no it's more like
G O L D E N F R E D D Y
DODGE R/T 😂😂😂
Sounds more like a 4 cylinder to me
The Stages of What
0:02 Golden Freddy Jumpscare
0:11 Keyboard Razer Pro
0:16 Words have come out
0:31 Smiting the Keyboard more
0:26 Quiet till the Storm
0:27 The Storm
0:41 Wild Image
0:41 Loud Speaker
0:55 STOP TRYING TO BREAK THE GOD DAMN KEYBOARD MAN
0:59 Gas Leak
1:03 Take a Break man
1:11 Rage %1
1:14 Pure Insanity
1:23 Joyous Kid
1:51 Pig
2:37 WHAT
2:49 Rage %10
2:53 Mental Sanity broken
3:24 Spy TF2 Rifle
3:40 Delirium
3:41 Joy of Pain
3:54 The Man is Insane
4:06 WHAT THE
4:15 Selfie Break:3
4:16 On to breaking the keyboard
4:36 on the verge
4:39 MAD %100
4:42 M A D Prime
4:51 Keyboard Broken
5:06 Ting Tong
5:09 Finale
1 like 0 reply? Let me fix that
Bro Seems Look Like timestamps By Nikolai
Bro forgor sr pelo
this guy's hand will collapse one day
It will collapse on itself and cause a black hole!
3:18
I don't know why but this part had me dying.
Probably because he says "Nice" like he's trying to seduce someone then proceeds to imitate a wild boar in attack mode followed by primate noises
🐗🐗🐗
"nice uh nice nice"
*Proceeds to make not so nice sounds*
The way dude is using his keyboard, makes the whole camera shake.💀
When you let intrusive thought wins
?
what?
F?
I think this is the timestamp he talking about 4:36
3:21 damn he so good that he takin a nap
moaning, screaming, selfie
this is everything
he's raging cuz he knows he has only 2 hours left to play for the week 💀
0:02 me trying to reach out to my partially living brother while trying to stop the other child soul within the Fredbear suit from killing him (he shouldn't have worn that security uniform):
Golden feddy momen
Fnaf lore moment
C R I N G E
Bro turned into Golden freddy at the beginning ☠️💀
💀💀💀💀 and turned into howtobasics at the end💀💀💀💀💀
bro is literally the chinese version of ishowspeed 💀🙏
😂
A lot more entertaining than him for sure
Golden Freddy in china
Yo ishowspeed if he was good?!?!??
there is something absolutely hysterical about Chinese crossfire Parkour videos
Bro is the ishowspeed in Asia 😂😂
1:38 From chimp to pigeon, to horse, to an Apachi!
Evolution is a beautiful thing!
I've always wanted to be a pro gamer but after seeing this guys reaction when failing i think im gonna pass
To be honest, I understand the pain this man has gone through.
4:05 bro playing crossfire in mcdonalds💀
Me when I'm cleaning a glass cup: 1:28
0:02 * Sound of chainsaw cutting wood *
Lol 😂
4:35 ayyo its just a game 😂😂
Bro screamed so hard in the beginning he turned into a synthesizer
Nah sounded more like a bear from the 90s who broke some boy's skull.
@@CsnlGuy_Da_Goadt nah hes probably from like 1983
3:30 omg I fucking can’t I’m dying 😂😂😂 the school keyboards when I’m playing cool maths games
all funs and giggles but this guy got skills goddamn
0:58 spider from Minecraft
Bro really talked in grafitti spray Can 💀
4:46 Actual Getting AWP Headshot
That broken keyboad, the reactions, the earrape level mic...Everything's perfect.
0:02 Golden Freddy type rage
Pov: it's currently Golden Freddy playing video games and he's mad because he's losing
0:02 the C-RAM in action after detecting an incoming missile:
LMFAOOOOO 😭😭😭
This guy gotta be a robot because the noises this guy produces from his mouth are INSANE
1:26 what did bro turn into💀
He return to monke
The underground bokoblins in zelda when you head shot them
0:02 when you set the fnaf custom night to 1-9-8-7
LOL
@@LordRevanSith😂😂
☠💀☠💀☠💀☠☠💀💀
bro think he chainsaw man 🥶
💀
2:27 ok. 💀
0:07 bro sounds like a racing car 💀💀💀
Golden Freddy screaming on a race track be like:
Drag Racer getting Ready to take off 😂😂😂
This dude is legend
He can become Golden Freddy, pig, EAS alarm, Wario and much more
I genuinely rooted for this guy.
Not even 3 seconds into the video we get hit by a golden Freddy jumpscare 😭
Okay imma go cut trees now 0:01
Start your engines....
Get ready....
Set... 0:02
GO!!!
He's actually pretty good wtf
Fredrick fazbearington the third when he stumbles upon a unsuspecting security guard:
I see why China has a limit on game time.
2:50 bro sounds like Sr Pelo
Blud thinks he’s Golden Freddy 💀
2:14 man sounds like Benny from "I have no mouth and I must scream" asking for food
0:16 +15 Social credit
0:19 -10000 Social credit
Only Up ain't got nothing on this sufferable experience
4:05 bro wtf was that
bro unlocked his inner golden freddy 💀
0:02 Golden Freddy jumpscare be like:
2:28 Live footage of Chinese man becoming feral for seconds and continues playing Crossfire
This is the funniest shit
This is how The golden Freddy jumpscare got into fnaf
Sound like golden freddy when losing. Sound like a goblin when winning.
4:36 top 10 saddest anime deaths
0:02 bro wanna be golden freddy that bad 💀
4:37 Hitting a sick *KUNG FU* move!!!!!
Bruce lee Typa energy 😂
Bro sounds like a straight piped altima with a CVT
bro he doing mogulian throat singing at the begning
my guy went 🏍️
I know im late. But, I have something to say...
This guy's scream made my PC crash.
Naw he golden freddy
Sometimes I get the feeling that the “different” people playing crossfire parkour are actually one guy
0:02 bro turned into golden freddy
0:02 - That one neighbour that turns his lawnmower 8AM of a sunday
Least difficult gmod parkour map:
hes so loud talking that even you turn on the captions it shows "Music"
0:02 my neighbor turning on their leafblower at 6 AM
0:02 Bro started summoning the Mongolians 💀💀💀
Nah he was summoning is inner golden freddy
@@FreddyFazbearGuy-mq5fkeww
Bro was starting his Honda civic and 3am 😂😂😂
*Golden Freddy when he loses his social credits:*
Bro talking while wall wrapping: MAN THIS TOO EZ MAN I NEED HARDER MAN CHELA CHILA
This guy's dedication is inspirational
0:34 translate:
"If I can't pass such a simple game, I'll take my wife to the Civil Affairs Bureau and get divorced."
This guy isnt right in the head 💀......
@@vinstual9830 relax,dude.obviously kidding.He is just a streamer
@@Cest_Mundane uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh...... I was joking??
You clearly need to learn how to overwrite people who try to be serious, so that they do something irl and get arrested.
@@vinstual9830 Obviously this guy in video was joking
Denji playing crossfire be like