I love that in the lore of this series, Gus's character: 1. Was in the navy 2. Never learned how to swim 3. Directly addresses the cameraman but never considers asking them to help him get out of his current situation
This character makes me both horribly sad and optimistic at the same time. "Aw, well there goes my paycheck over there. Shoot. That's okay, I didn't really put in a lotta hours this week too. Probably missed this pay cycle."
I genuinely feel bad for the dad character here. He's trying real hard to be a good father for his crappy children. From all the kids out there with no dad, shitty dads or a very cold ass dad; we would love a dad like this one.
talkback doe i found it pretty good, kinda depressing in a thought provoking way of that makes sense. It's only like 120 pages so give it a read if you're interested! It tackles kinda the way that run-of-the-mill people who have been tricking themselves into thinking theyre special coming to the realization that their time is never coming. Reminded me a bit of "Of Mice and Men". Anyways tho y'all are here for memes sorry to go on a small literary rant haha
AmethystAndCoral it’s hilarious to me because it’s *so* normal and specific to a kind of person if that makes sense...can’t really explain it better than that cuz words are hard but it just really tickled me lol
That briefcase opening with the papers comically flying everywhere was so perfect, I can't tell if that was well choreographed or if the comedy gods smile on Gus' videos, but it gets me every time
I occasionally do that - if I get the right music at the right volume, it helps if ambient sounds/lack thereof are too loud, etc or if my concentration is especially shot. There's audiobooks, too. 😸
I don't understand your comment. Are you confused about how to read with your eyes while music is playing in your headphones? Or is it that you never knew people did that?
There's something so depressing about this character. He is trying so hard but his family doesn't appreciate him, and he knows it. Man, that ending hurt my soul.
It's called CGI, you pleb! That pool is actually 40 feet deep and was originally purchased from James Cameron after he had finished filming Jurrasic Park inside it. Gus simply had the pool made to look much shallower in post because he was worried all us mortal men would feel emasculated otherwise. It was too late the moment Gus grew that mustache and ultimately forced an honor-bound Tom Selleck to commmit ritual suicide. But it was still nice of Gus to try.
@@KevinShinwoo im use to my neighbors shooting stuff (idrk know what they're shooting at but whatever--they're kinda strange people) and it sounds like alot like a gunshot. but then again, you never know.
This is kinda depressing, this character he has constructed seems like a real nice, goofy fella and his kids just don't give a shit about him. also it's really funny
Thanks, Gus. I was fired from my longtime job without warning (for something I didn't even do) today and I needed that giggle. Also, please don't die for comedy.
Sailors usually don't learn to swim, idea being if you go overboard you drown quick and don't suffer through much. On the Aran isle's the jumpers they wore where specifically knitted for each family so they know who died if the jumper washed up shore.
@@licebmi lol implying the gun problem in the USA is coming from something out of your dumbass racist imagination and not from the total lack of social programs, mental health care, police training, gun control, etc.
That face down swimming, especially this one here 2:14 made me lose it lol. This character is one of my faves. You fkn nailed it Gus. I grew up poor af without a dad, but I have definitely seen, and been around some people who had a dad like this. Hysterical video. 10/10 would recommend to a friend. (oops don't have any friends....will recommend to a.. stranger. Yeah, that sounds right.)
3:37 i did that at an indoor recreational pool once when i was 12 or something. It's a pretty relaxing pose, except for when you get up and see literally everyone got out of the pool and staring at you in discomfort. Yeah they did not appreciate that LMAO
honestly not even a problem but if you want to follow me on twitter to let me know how to get outta here that'd be great @Gusbuckets
i will Gus, infact i already have
Gus Johnson ok
I'm gay and I piss and shit all over the place.
Are ya still stuck gus
Gus Johnson yur a real one
"She's looking pretty sturdy" is the most Dad thing I've ever heard
**shes looking**
yes... as always " looking pretty sturdy" *a mild breeze makes the entire construction wobble* "told you i didnt need any instructions"
"Better take off my kirkland's in case the varnish is still wet" is a very close runner up
I never had to deal with that as my dad is a carpenter
Or when they strap something down in the truck with the ratchet straps and they gotta slap the tailgate and go “That ain’t goin nowhere.”
When he said “well now that’s just dissatisfactory.” I felt that
Oh yes. Indulging in end of year nostalgia, I agree. And that gun shot in the background, ‘Mercia! 3:13
u dont sub u gay that was unfunny
White-collar Midwestern dad might be my favorite character on the channel.
My favourite is tyler
Even better than Imbiamba Jombes?
SenorMateo I’m a big fan of the mom but
I hate how on the nose it is
I know these type of people, I go to Michigan every summer because I have family ther. Lol the midwest.
I love that in the lore of this series, Gus's character:
1. Was in the navy
2. Never learned how to swim
3. Directly addresses the cameraman but never considers asking them to help him get out of his current situation
F u
@@deadlock8173 it's a joke
@@Lxrmmsss I know
@@Lxrmmsss I like to make dumb comments
@@deadlock8173 fair enough, have a nice day.
"i guess that's why they call it liquid funds"
i could feel the dad vibes radiating off my screen
That shit funny
You didnt even quote it correctly, you are legit uselles
Thousandth like
What? Dad vibes?
@@matejcevnik7362 *U S E L L E S*
*_u FÚÇKIN9 turd_*
“I’m not much of a swimmer myself. Never learned, in fact.”
“Looks like dad’s gonna have to go back to his old naval days.”
Non-swimmers make good ship crew though because they don't bail.
Don’t gotta know how to swim to be on a boat! Sure helps though...
in past times most people on ships didn't know how to swim, most people in general didn't know how to swim.
@@sam-psonsmith9951 swimming just prolongs your suffering because noones gonna rescue you anyways when there's no radio yet
@@FzudemB still sucks if you drown half a mile away from shore. or maybe even in the harbour if no one notices or cares to help you.
"Dad?"
...
"ʷʰᵃᵗ"
nice pfp
@@Kitchyyy thanks bro
more like "dead?"
1:02 the lead up, the pile-up of bad things that happen prior, the “oh shoot!” the splash, the papers flying everywhere, it’s honestly a masterpiece
This is the funniest part
It's a perfect shot
If you think about it he had one shot considering he'd be soaked
I don't particularly care for slapstick comedy but the papers flying really brought it all together.
i particularly like the first fakeout
"They're probably reading... with their headphones on."
I lost it.
@Human Cancerbag It, obviously. Can't you read?
Audio book
@@viljamtheninja the clown?
@@momsspaghetti4504 Nah, the clown has a name. P-something. Paddington? Padme? Moneypenny? Something like that.
Audible: Really?
That fall was so perfect. Down to the papers flying everywhere. Gun Jogson is a film genius
RJ yeah bro they had 17 reels for this shit
thats not how you spell gup jobsten
no one cares
a i t o r I’m sorry. I meant to spell it “imbiamba jombes”
This is the comment i was looking for. 0:56 for your viewing pleasure
This character is the embodiment of the "this is fine" meme
He reminds me of ned flanders
Gabriel Perry I have forgotten who that is, but it sounds about right.
This character makes me both horribly sad and optimistic at the same time. "Aw, well there goes my paycheck over there. Shoot. That's okay, I didn't really put in a lotta hours this week too. Probably missed this pay cycle."
@@ki11thecube he seems to try so hard, yet he doesn’t get the love he deserves.
Gus: literally in a noose made out of a tie
Cameraman: *is this angle alright?*
I really feel for this character.
I'm very sympathetic to his plight.
Truly a modern tragedy.
Charm Toy Gus Johnson dad cosplay is best cosplay
Can't catch a break but still tries to keep his spirits up
Hi Charm Toy
Cute Celebi
I was out here counting syllables thinking your comment was a haiku lol
i thought this was a haiku for a second
Mom said no drowning in the pool
mom said its my turn to drown in the pool.
Mom said no bodies on the floor.
Mom's no fun >:(
Mom said no early 2000s Alt Metal band Drowning Pool th-cam.com/video/04F4xlWSFh0/w-d-xo.html
Words to live by
1:02 those papers falling was so cinematic lmaoo
Amber Ortolano ikr?? 😂
Lol it looks like the animation when you do a multi in OPTC
Thought I was watching Breaking Bad for a second 😂
Amber Ortolano lmao yes
They're paid actors
I genuinely feel bad for the dad character here. He's trying real hard to be a good father for his crappy children. From all the kids out there with no dad, shitty dads or a very cold ass dad; we would love a dad like this one.
Stooolllleeeennnn innnn aaa waaaayyyy
@Muhammed Eniodunmo well said
Can confirm I would love a dad like this
Tbe dad that modern society tells us is a racist homophobe who can't raise his children better than a single mother. Love it.
No such thing as crappy children... only shitty parents
This is why you don't remove the ladder in the sims
This is why you do 😂
Rene Wu lmao
This is why I lock the visitors' entrance in Zoo Tycoon, and then open the lions' exhibits.
Really? Because my Sims would just climb out regardless if there was a ladder there or not.
I was about to comment the same thing. I bet this is what inspired Gus to make this video.
*Death Of A Salesman (2019)*
pSyk 😂 i literally just finished reading this yesterday
pastel dreams death of a salesmannn oh-oh-oh, bailing the water out
@@elizabethdesruisseau7826 Is it a good book? you recommend?
talkback doe i found it pretty good, kinda depressing in a thought provoking way of that makes sense. It's only like 120 pages so give it a read if you're interested! It tackles kinda the way that run-of-the-mill people who have been tricking themselves into thinking theyre special coming to the realization that their time is never coming. Reminded me a bit of "Of Mice and Men". Anyways tho y'all are here for memes sorry to go on a small literary rant haha
Nah bro, Zima blue
*Hanging by a necktie noose*
"I don't know how this happened."
Deep.
I straight choked on my drink at that transition
Deeper than the deep side of the pool...
*_exactly_*
Nothing a little perseverance can't fix
*G E E W I Z*
“Oh, that’s... that’s just dissatisfactory.”
I love how pleasant this character is. He always wears a smile no matter what shit the world throws at him.
It’s hard to choose between “My Pool” and “My Roof”
I prefer the pool one honestly.
*my yard
Both
The Stig's Dutch Cousin ooo there u go!
Easy, My Roop. 😁
My wife works with adults with disabilities and this girl that isn’t vocal was gut laughing at this video. Good job Gus
that's not where I though you were going with that
Wholesale lmao
This video is very wholesale
What a wholesale video
Ah yes, the target audience!
*”Mooommm, Dad’s trying to hang himself in the pool again!”*
What a name and profile pic combo
Tariq Hudson
Regardless of size or how soft one's breasts may be, out of them all, the very best will always belong to the person I love.
@@wahblammo real talk
STOPPP BEING CRINGING
Custer 666 :)
I think "I better take off my Kirklands, incase the varnish is still wet." might be the most Dad phrase I've ever heard.
>was in the Navy
>doesn't know how to swim
"Kowalski, analysis."
Heh hehe
"Kowalski, anal ISIS( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
The joke
Men who can't swim will defend the boat with more vigour!
@@cujotwentysix7519 genius
"Better take off the kirkland's in case the varnish is still wet."
you are a treasure.
@Human Cancerbag yeah man
Wait, what is that joke? I didn't get it :( I thought it was just a straight forward "I'll take off my shoes"?
AmethystAndCoral it’s hilarious to me because it’s *so* normal and specific to a kind of person if that makes sense...can’t really explain it better than that cuz words are hard but it just really tickled me lol
@@ShoutoutToTrees It's a dad thing to say. Wearing bland discount shoes and being concerned about the deck varnish even when it's way past dry.
@Human Cancerbag I only like your comment because of your name sir. You are blessed
I remember when my dad went to the public pool.
He’ll be back any day now.
I haven’t payed taxes since 2004
Ban_9 Field_9
that's fantastic, keep up the good work
@@banfield1368 get a job you leech
Cristian Rares Uta thanks Cristian
@@banfield1368 you re welcome my man, I ll always be there for you
"Honey, the awkward neighbor is trying to hang himself in from the basketball net again"
1:58 The way you said, "Prolly should've prioritised the ladder!" was pure Christopher Walken.
Woaahhh 😱
Just missing a big "OHHH"
0:50 sounds like Will Ferrell in "Get Off the Shed!"
With a little Michael Scott sprinkled in
@@Oliver-gd7uf gonna need ya to be a buddy and GET OFF THE DAMN SHED
How can he be 24 and 50 at the same time?
Fireball time
Kinda feel bad....my grandpa looks younger?
How can he be in the navy and not know how to swim?
@@cjsyblik3296 thats the joke buddybou
YggdrasilAE level 10 paladin
Gus: Never learned how to swim
Also Gus: “Guess it’s back to the old navy days”
"Once a semen always a semen" killed me
@@israelwilkes887 Wait wait wait
HAHAHAHAHAHA
You’ve all misunderstood. He worked at an Old Navy store. He was the floor manager.
friarpark lmaooo
If the men dont know how to swim theyll do everything they can to keep the ship from sinking
That briefcase opening with the papers comically flying everywhere was so perfect, I can't tell if that was well choreographed or if the comedy gods smile on Gus' videos, but it gets me every time
Instructions unclear my whole family drowned in pool
_i need a lawyer please._
Mëöw
Zuzu??, fanta!
Look up Jakey Jakey and Jakey, I hear they are great.
How do you make your comments in italics?
@@graybleyeomans3400 _like this_
Nobody is mentioning how when he fell in all the papers floated like a cartoon
My first laugh of many, perfection
Best part. I want a bts video with how many takes it took XD
@@coltonbates629 Probably just one, since he was dry before falling in.
It was perfectly executed and I am extremely impressed.
It was perfect
“Weyull, least it’s not raining! eghffh*” - Gus Johnson 2019
Didnt know he was preston garvey
well written haha
They’re probably reading...
*with their headphones on*
I occasionally do that - if I get the right music at the right volume, it helps if ambient sounds/lack thereof are too loud, etc or if my concentration is especially shot.
There's audiobooks, too. 😸
I don't understand your comment. Are you confused about how to read with your eyes while music is playing in your headphones? Or is it that you never knew people did that?
I do that all the time
@@mojavecourier6987 So silly you are, clearly humans aren't meant to see one thing and listen to another at the same time! :D
*insert Audible ad read here*
There's something so depressing about this character. He is trying so hard but his family doesn't appreciate him, and he knows it.
Man, that ending hurt my soul.
His character is like Richard from the Amazing World of Gumball
Amen
He reminds me of Michael from the office
His character is from the Great Teacher Onizuka principal Uchiyamada working his ass out for the dear cresta
Bushido_ Br0 except he actually does something with himself, Richard is waaaay to lazy to be like this guy😂😂
Gus: I cant swim
Also gus: * *feet touches bottom of pool* *
Also was apparently in the navy
r/woooosh
Once a sea man always a sea man
It's called CGI, you pleb! That pool is actually 40 feet deep and was originally purchased from James Cameron after he had finished filming Jurrasic Park inside it. Gus simply had the pool made to look much shallower in post because he was worried all us mortal men would feel emasculated otherwise.
It was too late the moment Gus grew that mustache and ultimately forced an honor-bound Tom Selleck to commmit ritual suicide. But it was still nice of Gus to try.
"I guess that's what they mean by liquid funds"
Best line in the video
Your username is amazing
I like "once a semen always a semen"
The guffaw at 3:05 though
@@Kakunkeittaja I think he meant sea man
Intel Acquired
This is giving me Ned Flanders vibes.
Same
Okaly dokaly
Dam you Flanders
Stupid flanders
@@RatJonesOfficial stupid sexy flanders
"At least it's not raining" had me dying.
Especially the little huff he added
"Well now that--thats just dissatisfactory"
Had that laughter bursting outta me 😂😂
@@tachisme 3:17 you can tell it's Wisconsin by the sounds of distant hunting/target shooting on your own ranch.
I love how he takes care of his kids. Such a responsible man
Something about these videos scream early 2000's which just comforts me for some reason
I love the distant gunshot @ 3:17, right as he is contemplating his predicament. Funny coincidence.
I didnt even notice that good catch!
Country folk
peak midwest
How do you know that's a gunshot and not a car backfiring?
@@KevinShinwoo im use to my neighbors shooting stuff (idrk know what they're shooting at but whatever--they're kinda strange people) and it sounds like alot like a gunshot. but then again, you never know.
"Better take off my Kirklands in case the varnish isnt dry yet" I haven't laughed so hard in my life
Wait I didn't really get that joke, I thought it was just a straight forward "I'll take off my shoes"?
AmethystAndCoral same here
@@ShoutoutToTrees Kirkland is costco's brand. Idk reminds me of my dad.
@@mattobrien1338 My dad is head to toe in kirkland on any given day
@@mattobrien1338
I don't understand. What's a "dad"?
"Boy sure see a lot of neighbors outside when its a nice day but a guy falls in a pool once and no one can be bothered huh" Genius
"once a semen always a semen"
-gus johnson 2019
@@muffiefx its a joke
@@muffiefx ok then why did you say seamen
@@j0elyb3an I'd even say that was intended
Should someone r/Wooosh MuffleFX? Or is the honor all mine?
@@lbdude Nah, no-one should
Daddy Boi Gus Johnson back for the best sequel of our timeline.
What was the original
Edit: my yard
Carl My yard is possibly my favorite Gus Johnson video of all time. That and the Gordon Ramsey video
Yes!! This has been my fav Gus Johnson character forever lol i'm so glad he made another video on him 😂
I love that I knew exactly which character this was just from the thumbnail lol, consistency
Same! I’ve been waiting ages for one of these videos!
You’re laughing. A man is hopelessly drowning, losing everything he has when not even the camera man will help, and you’re laughing.
@A Cringey Channel you ever heard of a thing called sarcasm?
"Some maintenance on the old girl"
STAY AWAY FROM MY GRANDMA, GUS!
Flute Warped holy crap no
I wish this dude had a full blown show about him going through fatherhood. 😂
Hector g it would be even funnier if his kids were never shown throughout the entire show😂
@@user-xj2sm3xd5l yooo 😂 for real !! 😁
This is kinda depressing, this character he has constructed seems like a real nice, goofy fella and his kids just don't give a shit about him.
also it's really funny
@@Trouble_Bubble36 I mean, probably yeah.
r/iam14andthisisdeep
Yes it kind of makes me happy and sad at once
Sliddy da Poompa HAHA le reddit 🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😎😎😎😎
@@iguanavitamins7377 Ok, we know you have reddit ok? Stop it, just sToP
Im guessing the briefcase launch went even better than you expected. The workpapers fallout after the collapse into the pool was perfect.
"there's the briefcase floatin' off downstream there" I CACKLED
"I'm not much of a swimmer myself, never learned in fact"
Ok AND
@BD Brendan Des don't waste your brain cells on this fuck*** fetus
@Kate Mcbride I can barely understand your sentence like I said dont waist your time on this dumbass
"Nothing a little perseverance couldn't fix" *drowning* ... Me trying to fix my life
lmao 😂😂
This poor dad. Those kids dont know how good they have it. I'll take this dad as my own.
3:17 gunshot in distance from his family trying to remove him
Thanks Ireland
Wow my entire home country watches gus? how didnt i know?
@@servvo Gach duine!
@@celt2453 Ta Gus an-greannmhar
@@servvo Tá sé an-mhaith
haha
*Accidentally throws the mug you need to evacuate the sea
"Well that's just dissatisfactory."
This is literally my favorite TH-cam video of all time.
“Once a seaman always a seaman”
" I guess that's what they mean by liquid funds"
😂😂😂
0:22 Lol I don’t know why but I can’t stop laughing at the sniff at the end of the scene XD
Besides my dad, you are probably my favorite Dad. Happy Late Father's Day, Dad!! 😁
I think this might be my favourite character of yours
Oh yeah he's way better than pillow guy
No the best is the playground tough kid
Or imbiamba jombes
Mine too! His name was Stu in the last video (My Yard)
That's okay
Me: *removes pool ladder*
My sim: 2:02
AND 2:32
And 3:37
The way the papers spread and flew as he fell was a cinematic masterpiece
Thanks, Gus. I was fired from my longtime job without warning (for something I didn't even do) today and I needed that giggle.
Also, please don't die for comedy.
Hey I know this is like 8 months ago but I hope everything worked out for you
Working 108 hours a week? 110 on the weekends?
Tina Thanks! I’m doing okay! I think we’re all just hanging in there right now.
bhbrewster if you don’t mind me asking, what was it that got you fired?
"Let me take off my Kirklands" is my new favorite phrase.
As a humble boy from Michigan, I find this extremely accurate
"the most important thing is that everyone is safe"
anyone: I don't think he's ok
Poor guy, he doesn't even have a big enough deck to comfort himself on lonely nights.
“Old naval days...”
“Never learned how to swim...”
Hmm
Actually not uncommon
SuperSMT thats like one of the most important parts of boot camp 😂
Sailors usually don't learn to swim, idea being if you go overboard you drown quick and don't suffer through much. On the Aran isle's the jumpers they wore where specifically knitted for each family so they know who died if the jumper washed up shore.
@@dairen9580 I didn't know living in Ireland was so depressing.
@halfdeadheron Guess that's why we both like to drink :D I wonder if liking potatoes corellates with depression too.
Gus actually drowned himself for this video, absolute masterclass dedication to his acting craft.
The gunshots in the background make me believe this is somewhere in the midwest. Hickock45 here
Midwest if the shots were during hunting season, LA if it’s literally any day at all there lololol.
@@OwlsSkySailing lol diversity
I think he lives in LA but is form Wisconsin
@@zhitposterzupreme9120 Yep, fellow northwestern Wisconsinites assemble.
@@licebmi lol implying the gun problem in the USA is coming from something out of your dumbass racist imagination and not from the total lack of social programs, mental health care, police training, gun control, etc.
He's so happy at the beginning...so wholesome....then...chaos.
wouldn't Gus just be great on the office or parks and rec
Gus vs Michael Scott
@@naughtyskywalker9292 Gus is Michael Scott
Gus would be great in parks and rec because he would be right at home in rural Indiana.
“It’s not the way he fell in. It was how long it took him to get out.”
Yeah to bad they ruined the office
I want to believe that he accidentally feel in then just improvised
Coulda happened
I want to believe that he was supposed to fall in the first time, but accidentally saved himself, and had to accidentally lose his balance again.
I also wanna believe this
No they planned it
Jake p Bro i thought that too lol
The day that Gus Johnson and ProZD collab will be legendary
Honestly Gus>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ProZD
@@risdio51 prozd's King Dragon arch is gold. He finished that though and hasn't had anything really good since
Gud doesn't like ProZD, he's made fun of him before lol
@@BasedNeptune you confused flattery via imitations, with making fun of.
@@aierce making a video where Gus is confused at everything prozd does is not making fun of, wow you learn so much from people on the internet
"Oh well there goes my pay cheque over there.... Sssssssssssshoot." - The most emotionally supressed response to losing many hours worth of pay.
3:17 you know youre filming in the midwest when you have someone in the background sighting in their deer rifle lol
i was looking for this comment lol
@@goosepond1390 same
Where?
I laughed so hard I forgot this was a video. I could’ve sworn I was watching footage of someone’s dad. I mean like how do you even act this out
This character was my introduction to your channel, I am excited
Go see "my yard" with the same character, one of his best
Epi Stemix that’s the one!! :D
Welcome! Go watch “Tyler No!”
@@basedboi3956 Haha also that one yeah
Everyone in this reply section is misinterpreting this comment
the papers all falling in the pool was the most cartoony thing I’ve ever seen
I am severely disappointed in myself for laughing at that liquid funds joke
Gus is my favorite prankster/TH-camr/comedian/basketball Star/wet man
Wow he almost hung himself with a tie on a basketball hoop for a bit... *I LOVE IT!*
I wanted him to fall into the pool since the beginning of the video
_did not disappoint_
" 'At's okay, I didn't really put in a lot of hours this week -- I could prolly miss this pay cycle" LOL
Never learned to swim, then references navy days.
Once a semen, always a semen.
Not very uncommon
@@booty_hunter4207 Pretty sure you need to pass a swim test to be in the navy
@@johnmartinez7440 false
John Martinez nah, you’ve just gotta flail until they pity you
That face down swimming, especially this one here 2:14 made me lose it lol. This character is one of my faves. You fkn nailed it Gus. I grew up poor af without a dad, but I have definitely seen, and been around some people who had a dad like this. Hysterical video. 10/10 would recommend to a friend. (oops don't have any friends....will recommend to a.. stranger. Yeah, that sounds right.)
bro fell in the pool like a cartoon character, even the way the files fell
“I can’t actually swim so good, or very at all.”
The Gus family so far:
Dad
Imbiamba
Popcorn kid
Ms. Everything hey now, let’s not forget about our lord and savior, Mitchell Robins
I would like to consider Karen an alienated aunt.
The popcorn kid aka “Guy” as he was known in the My Yard video.
2:37 the way he says gee wiz got me dying
3:37 i did that at an indoor recreational pool once when i was 12 or something. It's a pretty relaxing pose, except for when you get up and see literally everyone got out of the pool and staring at you in discomfort. Yeah they did not appreciate that LMAO
"Better take off me Kirklands in case the varnish is still wet" may be my new favorite sentence.
Best pool ASMR I’ve seen on TH-cam, keep it coming Gus, u glorious dingus
“Nothing a little perseverance couldn’t fix” easily the most sad line here
3:17 Rifle goes off in the background.
Guy from "shotgun in movies" Is firing his shotgun
Yeah it sounds like a 5.56
That's God's country for you