You know what, screw it, I'm making another one of these. I feel bad about this one getting age-restricted which is making it hard for a lot of people to find it, and people keep saying how much they love it and that I should make more, so I'm caving lol
Hahahahah I don’t remember what stream that’s from but I remember watching it for the first tome and reading that comment a few days ago and laughing for about a minute straight I didn’t finish the video yet so maybe it’s in here Damn what are the odds of happening to watch that stream and see the comment while playing another game myself then it comes up again here Oh yup the Simpsons stream how could I forget 9:34
But occasionally you see people saying shit like “go bald” or “show ass” or “I want to hit you in the face with a shovel” or “stare directly into my eyes, jerma”
@@yuriyuriyuriyuri5002 those were a few comments i saw on my first ever jerma stream and they’ve stuck with me. Although if you do see someone in chat shouting GO BALD it might be me.
It’s like chat has the ability to point out something no one could have ever noticed but the side effect is that they can only say it in the stupidest possible way
My favourite thing about Jerma's streams is that he literally CANNOT stop himself from reading out chat. It's like chat is using him as some sort of fucked up puppet and he's just along for the ride.
i love it when chat says something absolutely horrible, like irredeemably *VILE* and jerma just angrily goes "ban- BAN THAT GUy for several seconds. BAN him for like five seconds."
My favorite ones are when he starts laughing after reading it, not immediately after he finishes saying it, but after he takes a couple seconds to realize what the hell he just said
@@JoshuaKujo its in the fish catching video i believe, the one where he checks the chat messages based on toxicity, threat, etc. hopefully that helps you narrow it down, i dont see someone who has clipped that moment unfortunstely
Jerma calling for 'warlocks and witches and wizards' to counter the random voodoo magic comment was absolutely hilarious. Like he accepts that magic is real, knows nothing about it, but knows that enough people do it that by shouting into a random audience he could probably be talking to one or two of them.
@@zetanone7211 Nexus are fucking crazy dude so I could absolutely see jerma being immensely popular among the anomalous population. And in turn there are constant fights to stop random assholes from fucking with him. Ironically jermas absurdist humor also predicts anomalous things all the time so the foundation has to make an exception that no him saying something really specific thats in containment isn't a breach. Hes just unlucky like that. Because that fits the setting
Jerma is a absolute psychopath who uses his chat to torture the chained up people in his basement, he acts like he dosent want them in his chat but later he pms them to say some more fucked up shit so he can alter his victims minds to his will
I like that he says "Ban that person forever" and then says "Ban them for 15 minutes" and then goes "Ban them for 10 minutes" he lowers the bar constantly because he can't handle banning someone for long lol
_Mild_ voodoo makes me laugh so hard. It's not like extreme or anything, just _mild_ voodoo. On top of that, voodoo isn't even the bad one you gotta worry about, it's hoodoo that you gotta look out for.
I like how the dude who said Jerma was already their father put emphasis on “already,” as if he expected him to become their father at some point and was surprised that it had happened so soon.
No he is the insane one. The people he refers to as ‘chat’ are actually the voices in his head. So that means he thinks of this stuff and pretends to be shocked by it. What a disgusting psychopath
He must either be possessed by an opposing force (one who disapproves of the joke), or he is under a curse/oath/contract/covenant. My money's on a mix between possession and a covenant with an eldritch being (his original self would be entirely insane, but the sharing of his mind/soul with another would keep him... 'human')
Every other stream I've ever seen, chat interaction fucking sucks and ruins half the show. Jerma has a perfect chemistry with chat and they help produce some of the genuinely best stream moments. It's unreal .
"Peep the horror" is genuinely good Lovecraftian horror and it's actually terrifying to me that we went from comedy to straight up horror as a community.
Is it tamed though at the end of the stream? If it's left on and he's dead than there is no next person, because it's only one everytime it's shown. The stream was left on in his memory but it might actually stop the horror's power, this is of course until the stream is shut off for whatever reason. At that point his computer is a container for the horror and we'd just have to hope no one gets a hold of it, but seeing as he would be seen as a mainstream celebrity people would probably be seeking out the ability to share "the horror" on their own platforms. More random questions in relation to the horror. If only one person sees the horror do they die? On that day when Jerma dies did he accidentally see it before it was shared with everyone else? How long does it take for the horror to kill someone? Is it the first person or does it wait a while then it chooses randomly? Is chat aware of the consequences of the horror being shown? Him dieing on stream and it being left on might say they do I guess. I want to make an scp based on this if there is one already.
You dislike the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er, boi. Don't watch the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good good GOOD reputation. I am a superstar, dear ro
19:06 He absolutely knows what that game is. He wouldn't have reacted to it with such fear otherwise it's such an innocuous name for a game. You're not fooling me tiny furry man.
I love his ability to hone in on insults specifically. I realized he did this all the time when I was watching the deltarune chapter 2 vod and the first time he failed a puzzle he immediately looked at chat and found someone calling him “diaperbrain”
Today I joined Jermas stream and said “jerma please package your pee and send it to me” and he read it. This proves my theory that Jerma will purposefully read the most fucked up things chat says.
@Vaith in the real world, sometimes people actually enjoy seeing their loved ones happy, and the average person is actually a lot less vitriolic and spiteful than online......... If something meaningful and interesting to the couple happened during the proposal it would be very cute and funny and if the family actually cares about their relatives and their special day it would at worst just be something some people didn't understand for a moment before moving on with their lives. Long comment cause I'm so tired of seeing such unwarranted venom towards people living their lives. I hope you heal from whatever led you to write this nastiness.
What if Jerma really does "Peep the Horror" every time he streams, which is why we all laugh so much at him, but a side effect is that we forget it happened. One of his viewers die each stream, only to be immediately replaced by even newer viewers. We'd never even know until Jerma himself finally gets killed.
12:00 i love how he keeps saying "why was that just in chat?" like he thinks chat is just cosmically delivered and not people choosing to type things lol
I love how each time he repeats asking to time someone out, the amount gets shorter “Okay ban that guy forever” “yeah time that guy out for at least 15 minutes” “yeah time him out for like 2 minutes”
Reminds me of the time I felt a strong urge to catapult the orange I was holding straight into the wall, then I began to do so, then managed to stop myself. Then ate the orange.
16:10 How did he not break down into tears laughing at that? I had to start laughing into the sleeve of my jacket so my coworkers wouldn't hear me laughing.
@@piguy9225 imagining his mind going back 10 years to when he was reading the super-omega-do-not-play list like "hrrrrmm okay yeah trials in tainted space okay hmm corruption of champions mmbyeah" and he just exploded with fear or he's just corrupted andy 😳
I feel like he does not know what that is, but if you have game where there is corruption in name, its 99% hentai game, so he deduced it midway thru and stopped himself.
He's totally possessed by another side of himself, as well as chat. That's why it takes so long; while he still has majority control over himself, he has to compromise with his other side first.
I love how his first reaction to finding out someone was doing voodoo shit to him, wasn't to ask why it was being done or what it was supposed to do, but to ask the other warlocks in chat to cast protection spells on him
3:25 is such a perfectly ominous question. It implies that it's already been going on, and your options are to either be aware that someone's practicing voodoo on you, or stay unaware, though you can't now through the fact that they asked.
19:14 this one evokes the feeling that he has some intense evil demonic power bubbling up inside him which he must repress and control with strong attention and force of will. Literally sounds like a tortured antihero inches from leveling a city with psychic rage
4:13 This one is my favorite, the way he just laughs at this random commenter and thinks him crazy because he gave bite marks to his controller over a video game, but little did Jerma that he would eventually understand, he would feel the pain of that commenter and fully relate to him by the end of the game as he too would be broken by the Simpson's hit n run
I really feel for that commenter because I broke a controller playing the same game! Some of those missions were impossibly hard especially for a kid lol
that whole thing about the "peep the horror" thing sounds like a really good creepypasta. so imagine someone gets their hands on ancient knowledge that no human being should or could be able to comprehend, but the person who found it was a twitch streamer. they'd show their audience this weird, unknown image and be like "yo check this cool thing out", little do they know that the image is a cursed rune that has been forgotten by the universe and it causes people to die from simply knowing what it looks like. basically eldritch horrors mixed with the internet.
The worst thing about it is if jerma got in the right mind set hed be totally capable of pretending to die on stream and leaving a double/fake body on there for 72 hrs as a weird art experiment for halloween
"Chat I'm not gonna… fifty million? Fifty million off the debt if I throw him in? Okay how about this… one hundred million and I'll throw him in head first. Head first and that's my final offer… DO IT ON CAMERA TO *CLEAR THE DEBT?!* Okay I-I-I-I need to think about that for a minute first just gimme a minute chat."
Jerma has a strange ability to subconsciously fix people's poorly worded messages while completely misreading others, it's a flip of the coin on what will happen to eat message
Jerma commanding his army of warlocks in chat to counter-spell a voodoo attack is still one of my favourite Jerma moments ever. And holy shit, it was in the origin stream of Peep the Horror. Jerma is some of the best fantasy literature
the most terrifying part of the "corruption of champions" one is he cut himself off from finishing a pretty inoffensive-sounding question which means he does know what it is
i remember the day that he added the jermaMerc and jermaJex emotes and he got mad at me when i called jermaJex a troll face, and then later again when i called jermaMerc thanos. for like a month people were using jermaJex as a troll face and jermaMerc as thanos for like a year i thought it was the best thing ever
one of my favorite jerma-isms is when he says "I want that person banned permanently, then unbanned, then timed out for 10 seconds" or the like. it's only happened a few times but it's fucking hilarious
The long awaited second installment is here, I don't know if it'll live up to the first one, but I tried my best to find good clips and I hope you all enjoy it!
the worst thing about this is you have to consider how many messages there are like this or maybe even better that just never saw the light of day due to how fast his chat probably goes
You know what, screw it, I'm making another one of these. I feel bad about this one getting age-restricted which is making it hard for a lot of people to find it, and people keep saying how much they love it and that I should make more, so I'm caving lol
You need to add "You peaked at Among us" that shit was so funny
As long as I can find it, will do
do it
its incredible content thank you for your service
Having the chat there too would be great
LETS GOOOOP
“Jerma, your voice makes my balls ache.” = no ban
“Amongustanium” = forever ban (10 minutes)
I think the worst part about that is with the first one, I really can't tell if it's a joke or not.
"SHOELACES"
i just read your comment right as that clip was playing LOL
“Jerma died a few hours ago we’re just hearing the gasses releasing” is the most underrated chat
The GASses releasing
Nice jack stauber profile pic
Futurama reference
*GAS*
Hahahahah I don’t remember what stream that’s from but I remember watching it for the first tome and reading that comment a few days ago and laughing for about a minute straight
I didn’t finish the video yet so maybe it’s in here
Damn what are the odds of happening to watch that stream and see the comment while playing another game myself then it comes up again here
Oh yup the Simpsons stream how could I forget 9:34
My favorite thing about chat is the immediate “HANDSOME STREAMER” once he puts cam on. It always happens
But occasionally you see people saying shit like “go bald” or “show ass” or “I want to hit you in the face with a shovel” or “stare directly into my eyes, jerma”
@@wafflefalafel9442 the way you can recall them perfectly kinda makes me think that YOU'RE the one saying them, mister.
@@wafflefalafel9442 thats the funniest shit i've ever read
@@yuriyuriyuriyuri5002 those were a few comments i saw on my first ever jerma stream and they’ve stuck with me. Although if you do see someone in chat shouting GO BALD it might be me.
@@wafflefalafel9442 yeah yeah yeah SURE buddy
Ok but "Why does lying come so naturally to your forked tongue?" Is such a powerful sentence
Biblical insult
I’m so glad that one was featured in this, lmao. I commented about it on the first part but couldn’t remember which stream I’d heard it in
The more I think about it, it sounds like it can be the title of a smut or angst fanfic
@@disgracedsphinx3494 yes but remove the ?
and in all lowercase
Sounds like something you'd see said in Daggerfall or Morrowind
It’s like chat has the ability to point out something no one could have ever noticed but the side effect is that they can only say it in the stupidest possible way
Jerma's chat is possibly the best and worst chat on Twitch
Is it possible to learn this power?
@@The_Engie Not from a streamer.
Even better is Jerma's ability to single out those comments.
@@leemsvg It’s so hard to love chat and so hard to hate them at the same time. Especially if you participate in the tomfoolery sometimes lol
My favourite thing about Jerma's streams is that he literally CANNOT stop himself from reading out chat. It's like chat is using him as some sort of fucked up puppet and he's just along for the ride.
He's possessed by Chat, and the other side of himself. Luckily, that means he has a 2/3 majority.
*MILD*
*V O O D O O*
It's a monkey's paw
Deltarune moment.
@@sally_altfangirl spamtom is just toby fox seeing jerma on the street and thinking "hmm this would make a funny little character"
Jerma and his chat in a constantly escalating arms race to see who can be more unhinged
The last Cold War brought us to the moon. I wonder how this one will advance society?
It's really one sided in favor of jerma
@@user-du7yg7wp4n Fart Simulator 2014
I read that as ejaculating I’m so fucked up
0:44 why are you so perceptive?!??
My favourite part was that one chat message that said "JERMA MARRIES VIEWER'S WIFE"
on the same clip, I love the one that said "STRAWPOLL FOR IF SHE SHOULD SAY YES"
i love it when chat says something absolutely horrible, like irredeemably *VILE* and jerma just angrily goes "ban- BAN THAT GUy for several seconds. BAN him for like five seconds."
amongustainium
@@3211-m9q What did that mean?? 😭
@@3211-m9q ban that person forever. for 15 minutes. for 10 minutes.
He' s a precious man really. I never witnessed anyone getting a timeout for longer than 5 minutes (except for obvious TOS breaking).
and then when he misreads their message and assumes it was something 10000x worse he unironically gets the mods to permaban them
My favorite thing about the voodoo question is that he immediately enlists the help of WARLOCKS ???
He’s not strong enough to counter it himself with only his Diablo II paladin scepter
@@DieWorm +2
This isn’t the first magical attack he’s experienced
THE LIKES
He knows his audience. He schooled them in the dark arts himself
My favorite ones are when he starts laughing after reading it, not immediately after he finishes saying it, but after he takes a couple seconds to realize what the hell he just said
"beat cox on stream"
"..."
"*dies*"
“The menu sounds like Taco Bell”
“*bong*”
…
“*laughs*”
"smarties are great, up your ur*thra"
_beat_
"[frantic laughter] WHY DID I READ THAT?"
Jerma’s mouth works faster than his brain
@@Shevlander The sign of a good entertainer, no thoughts head empty
the "NEXT GAME" while he's in the middle of the desert was the funniest shit i've ever seen
"Yeah, okay, let me load up yaKOOza"
might i implore you with "guillotine face reveal" from charborg. that shit got me chuckling till my gut hurt
@@seignee i love charborg so i will def be looking
@@JoshuaKujo its in the fish catching video i believe, the one where he checks the chat messages based on toxicity, threat, etc.
hopefully that helps you narrow it down, i dont see someone who has clipped that moment unfortunstely
Jerma reading that "Peep the Horror" message was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I can't even fathom how hilarious the actual object is.
i would literally die to see peep the horror
@@orbcat1790 Literally someone would have to
@@SilverLining1 that's literally the joke
litterally
parallel universe jerma streams are fuckin lit, let me tell you
the peep the horror message is so fucking funny i actually can’t get over it
lmao yeah it's actually sosjbrbrbn. ..... snsn s. q k l l;
@@makitard haha, ha!
+2
man that cosmic realization of hatred and greed is UNREAL levels of funny man i swear
@@makitard LMFAOOO!!!!
Jerma calling for 'warlocks and witches and wizards' to counter the random voodoo magic comment was absolutely hilarious.
Like he accepts that magic is real, knows nothing about it, but knows that enough people do it that by shouting into a random audience he could probably be talking to one or two of them.
Holy shit this is funny
In a Venn's diagram, the amount of people crazy enough to do dark magic and those who enjoy Jerma's content would be a full circle
@@JustKrin can confirm
I love the implication that a full on magic battle was going on after that. Also I could absolutely turn that premise into an SCP
@@zetanone7211 Nexus are fucking crazy dude so I could absolutely see jerma being immensely popular among the anomalous population. And in turn there are constant fights to stop random assholes from fucking with him. Ironically jermas absurdist humor also predicts anomalous things all the time so the foundation has to make an exception that no him saying something really specific thats in containment isn't a breach. Hes just unlucky like that. Because that fits the setting
getting “i want that person banned permanently” as a response from a chat message you send has to be SO cathartic i can’t imagine the feeling
My favorite was when he said they should be banned for 1 second
jesus fucking christ the hourglass figure beergut one floored me. man really just killed jerma live on stream
That one might be my favorite. Not only is the message amazing, but the way Jerma's laugh just keeps building more and more kills me
thank you, thank you. i'm so proud of that comment honestly LOL i was glad to see it made it here
body shamed streamer
he read my "dancers body" message earlier on in the stream so I'm glad i contributed
it's so funny to me because I also have an hourglass figure and a beergut
Holly shit I remember typing that "can i borrow some money?" Message.
Its literally one of my proudest moments.
I want you to know that was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
You had me crying laughing with that one, it was so random thank you!
it was so fuckinh funny thank u
$900k a month andy
He reacts like he's shooing away a homeless person
The mild voodoo one is hilarious and actually a good would you rather question 😂
It was great because the dude only asked it twice, unlike a lot of the one guy things where they were being spammed
wth is "mild" voodoo
+2
It seems like he actually got a bit afraid at the question.
Jerma asking for counter spells was hilarious
I love how he can't permanently ban anyone and just puts them in timeout for a while. Jerma is too nice to us
Like ATLEAST for two minutes
@@rusland9 did 10 minutes for someone asking to play destiny 2 pvp though
@@pistachiodisguisey911 should've been a ban
Jerma is a absolute psychopath who uses his chat to torture the chained up people in his basement, he acts like he dosent want them in his chat but later he pms them to say some more fucked up shit so he can alter his victims minds to his will
I like that he says "Ban that person forever" and then says "Ban them for 15 minutes" and then goes "Ban them for 10 minutes" he lowers the bar constantly because he can't handle banning someone for long lol
My favourite thing about the McDick comment was that it never included the word "eat" he just read it and turned it into an insult in his head
“EAT A MCDICK” said the dyslexic jerm
I love how lenient he is with chat. The amongustanium guy went from "banned forever" to "15 minutes ban" to "10 minutes timeout" really fast.
It’s because jerma clones have such short lifespans that they consider 10-15 minutes to be forever
He was definitely the type of substitute teacher that couldn’t keep his class quiet because he felt bad about giving real punishments
@@lucasgribbon9686 he would just put them in a rum with gggassss
"that was awful . but said yes"
I'm glad that the ruined marriage still worked out for Samurai, I hope that they are no longer heartbroken
+2
I feel like as a jerma viewer, jerma fucking it up so monumentally, is exactly what you would want to happen
To be fair the guy who wrote that message wrote it in the most atrocious and shitty way possible.
@@kuunt6065 objectively the most on brand way he could have done it
@@Bessux :(
"he hotboxes his farts" and his ensuing outrage just absolutely destroyed me in the best way. Actually painful levels of laughing.
I know! The fact that he can take a lot of insults but THAT just went too far!!
everytime I see that I misread it as beatboxes his farts
Messages typically going a mile a minute and he always manages to echo-locate onto the most deranged comments it's honestly uncanny.
_Mild_ voodoo makes me laugh so hard. It's not like extreme or anything, just _mild_ voodoo. On top of that, voodoo isn't even the bad one you gotta worry about, it's hoodoo that you gotta look out for.
Just wait till he hears about doodoo
@@mrHubris this comment made me start fucking scream-laughing. thanks PAL.
@@mrHubris how are jerma fans this fucking funny omfg I'm in tears
@@mrHubris I was in tears reading this thanks so much
All magic is bad. Avoid all wizards and witches
I like how the dude who said Jerma was already their father put emphasis on “already,” as if he expected him to become their father at some point and was surprised that it had happened so soon.
holy shit, I forgot that time jerma fucked up so bad he accidentally proposed to someone's girlfriend. That shit fucking slays me, holy fuck.
Sometimes, I wonder if Jerma really is the insane one. His chat is seriously DERANGED
jermas chat is it’s own whole enigma that happen to latch to an enigma of a human LOL
@@bmkbbk123 his chat is SCP 985-1
of course he is.
One of them is definitely the hallucination of the other. Not sure which one, tho
No he is the insane one. The people he refers to as ‘chat’ are actually the voices in his head. So that means he thinks of this stuff and pretends to be shocked by it. What a disgusting psychopath
Jerma the kinda insane streamer to say the text on every billboard he sees out loud while driving.
i do that 😟 but when walking 😟
@@petelectron hey, nothing wrong with that. Theres interesting stuff on them sometimes.
Its just a dumb jerma joke.
jerma the type of guy to see horses on the passing scenery during a long car trip between states and softly say "wow look, horses"
@@phospadparadschaa I thought everyone does this..
@@xk_monster my favorite kind of ppl do :-)
The money borrowing one was so funny to me. The premise of asking a streamer for their money is just hilarious.
They ask for ours we ask for theirs it's a little give and take
I love how Jerma often acts like laughter causes him physical and psychic pain, such as when he whimpers while acknowledging the length of his straw.
He must either be possessed by an opposing force (one who disapproves of the joke), or he is under a curse/oath/contract/covenant. My money's on a mix between possession and a covenant with an eldritch being (his original self would be entirely insane, but the sharing of his mind/soul with another would keep him... 'human')
I’m prettyyyy sure he has (or used to have) chronic pain so that would explain ig
I like the contrast between the two replies
@@Ethan13371
Half life streamer
I consider chat to be an essential part of the stream. Chat is Jerma's sidekick.
And his 2nd most haunting voice in his head
this why I can't watch Jerma's streams anymore without the chat. Felt like it loses half of the fun even if Jerma is a fun streamer already.
I love how Jerma is a top streamer, and still totally intune with his chat
That's why he's on the top
@@muhammadwidianto1220 true. Very true.
and im on bottom
Every other stream I've ever seen, chat interaction fucking sucks and ruins half the show.
Jerma has a perfect chemistry with chat and they help produce some of the genuinely best stream moments. It's unreal .
@@LordArbiterThermite god I wish
"Peep the horror" is genuinely good Lovecraftian horror and it's actually terrifying to me that we went from comedy to straight up horror as a community.
The fact the image is low-key funny too makes it even worse lol
Is it tamed though at the end of the stream? If it's left on and he's dead than there is no next person, because it's only one everytime it's shown. The stream was left on in his memory but it might actually stop the horror's power, this is of course until the stream is shut off for whatever reason. At that point his computer is a container for the horror and we'd just have to hope no one gets a hold of it, but seeing as he would be seen as a mainstream celebrity people would probably be seeking out the ability to share "the horror" on their own platforms.
More random questions in relation to the horror.
If only one person sees the horror do they die? On that day when Jerma dies did he accidentally see it before it was shared with everyone else? How long does it take for the horror to kill someone? Is it the first person or does it wait a while then it chooses randomly? Is chat aware of the consequences of the horror being shown? Him dieing on stream and it being left on might say they do I guess. I want to make an scp based on this if there is one already.
"peep the horror" has to be the funniest combination of words in recorded history
3:56 i love that his just ask chat for help to counter the voodoo spell someone put on him
my favorite part is that hes not like “yeah well thats not real” he just immediately goes to “you guys have yo cast counter spells”
That and the person asking about the voodoo didn't even specify if they were voodooing Jerma. The whole thing is hilarious!
The fact that you showed the chat messages while he read them is just 🧑🍳👌✨muah
You dislike the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er, boi. Don't watch the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good good GOOD reputation. I am a superstar, dear ro
@@AxxLAfriku -2
@@mcvoid7052 let’s freakin go the axxl comment got deleted
@@burgerking5225 what was it
@@LesbianCacodemon the usual "CHECK OUT MY PROFILE AND MY GFS!!!" bullshit
19:06 He absolutely knows what that game is. He wouldn't have reacted to it with such fear otherwise it's such an innocuous name for a game. You're not fooling me tiny furry man.
He's totally 100%'d it
Jerma knows his chat. There is no innocence in it and it should never be trusted.
what is it :)
@@skurd721 if you don't know, stay that way. respectfully, you'll be better off not knowing.
@@skurd721 text based erotic fetish rpg
I love his ability to hone in on insults specifically. I realized he did this all the time when I was watching the deltarune chapter 2 vod and the first time he failed a puzzle he immediately looked at chat and found someone calling him “diaperbrain”
how is jerma or anyone in chat real
Today I joined Jermas stream and said “jerma please package your pee and send it to me” and he read it. This proves my theory that Jerma will purposefully read the most fucked up things chat says.
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT 😭
LMFAO
THAT MESSAGE IS SO BIZARRE 😭😭
How long were you banned for? Hopefully life
WHAT DID HE SAY IN REPLY?????
It is hysterical how Jerma uses timing people out for 2 minutes as the ultimate punishment
"That was awful but she said yes."
That's how you know it's real love and now they have something to make fun of at the actual wedding.
imagine how cringe that would be at your wedding talking about jerma985 streamer to all your relatives forcing them to endure that kind of situation
@Vaith in the real world, sometimes people actually enjoy seeing their loved ones happy, and the average person is actually a lot less vitriolic and spiteful than online......... If something meaningful and interesting to the couple happened during the proposal it would be very cute and funny and if the family actually cares about their relatives and their special day it would at worst just be something some people didn't understand for a moment before moving on with their lives. Long comment cause I'm so tired of seeing such unwarranted venom towards people living their lives. I hope you heal from whatever led you to write this nastiness.
Part 2 of one of the funniest videos of Jerma I've seen. Thank you.
Woah is this the channel that archives the streamer who lost to Pinwheel???
Hey, these videos wouldn't have been possible without your archiving efforts, so thank you as well!
@@johncrops I got a submission for the next comp: "Jerma eats ice cream made from his own breast milk." Monster Rancher 4 (Part 3) 2:50:30
@@G-Mastah-Fash Lol now that's a quality message, I'll be sure to try and put it in, thank you!
You're that guy?
What if Jerma really does "Peep the Horror" every time he streams, which is why we all laugh so much at him, but a side effect is that we forget it happened. One of his viewers die each stream, only to be immediately replaced by even newer viewers. We'd never even know until Jerma himself finally gets killed.
its already happened, thats why present jerma looks so different from when he started despite a relatively small timspan passing
SCP
the marriage proposal is so underrated great job with these
to be fair i had so much trouble reading their comment. i couldn't imagine how hard it was for our dyslexic streamer
That one made my stomach hurt from laughing
It was soo badly written tho
@@-cyndaquil I'd watching...ask her if I'll marry her...yeah it was a bit confusing lmao
12:00 i love how he keeps saying "why was that just in chat?" like he thinks chat is just cosmically delivered and not people choosing to type things lol
I love how each time he repeats asking to time someone out, the amount gets shorter
“Okay ban that guy forever”
“yeah time that guy out for at least 15 minutes”
“yeah time him out for like 2 minutes”
Reminds me of the time I felt a strong urge to catapult the orange I was holding straight into the wall, then I began to do so, then managed to stop myself. Then ate the orange.
@@Ethan13371free will
Someone says something offensive :time him out for 2 mins
Amongustanium: perma ban
Jerma sus
jerma ban
profile > settings > sus
Why does Jerma paraphrase every single comment he reads even if it’s only 3 words long and how does it somehow come out coherent every time?
Wasn't he a substitute teacher before he streamed?
@@blarghinatelazer9394 explains this and how he can't time out someone for more than 10 minutes
@@agzzradface3113 T R u e
16:10
How did he not break down into tears laughing at that? I had to start laughing into the sleeve of my jacket so my coworkers wouldn't hear me laughing.
My favorite is when Jerma defends himself saying "I don't have a big ass, I just look like I have a fat ass!"
I have a dancers body and I like to drink beer 🤷
I will NEVER forget that time when 1guy made him nearly say corruption of champions on stream that is a solid platinum jermoment
He stop himself halfway through and says, "I don't know what that is!"
He definitely knows what it is.
@@piguy9225 imagining his mind going back 10 years to when he was reading the super-omega-do-not-play list like "hrrrrmm okay yeah trials in tainted space okay hmm corruption of champions mmbyeah" and he just exploded with fear
or he's just corrupted andy 😳
I feel like he does not know what that is, but if you have game where there is corruption in name, its 99% hentai game, so he deduced it midway thru and stopped himself.
@@dontworryiamsmurf5307 hes LITERALLY a furry
@@rust3152 he zerks off to goblin zorn
Something about actually seeing the original chat message as he reads it adds so much. Thank you so much for this.
“Im gonna need some warlocks in the chat”
I love the delay before his words reach his brain, it's like he's possessed
He's totally possessed by another side of himself, as well as chat. That's why it takes so long; while he still has majority control over himself, he has to compromise with his other side first.
I love how his first reaction to finding out someone was doing voodoo shit to him, wasn't to ask why it was being done or what it was supposed to do, but to ask the other warlocks in chat to cast protection spells on him
3:25 is such a perfectly ominous question. It implies that it's already been going on, and your options are to either be aware that someone's practicing voodoo on you, or stay unaware, though you can't now through the fact that they asked.
i love how he goes "ban that guy for the rest of time and ban the last 3 generations of his family"
"for 2 minutes"
Jesus Christ the voodoo comment is actually so good, because the chat member leaned into it so goddamn well with Jerma's first response, love that one
that was a top tier jerma viewer
The voodoo part had me laughing out loud. Great comp as always Johnathan
any warlocks in the chat?
Me too. I cried laughing.
Johnathan Erma
19:14 this one evokes the feeling that he has some intense evil demonic power bubbling up inside him which he must repress and control with strong attention and force of will. Literally sounds like a tortured antihero inches from leveling a city with psychic rage
The poop wine one had me fucking rolling
omg fuck me im still crying
its so visceral. its the kind of fucked up thought i would come up with as a child
4:13
This one is my favorite, the way he just laughs at this random commenter and thinks him crazy because he gave bite marks to his controller over a video game, but little did Jerma that he would eventually understand, he would feel the pain of that commenter and fully relate to him by the end of the game as he too would be broken by the Simpson's hit n run
I really feel for that commenter because I broke a controller playing the same game! Some of those missions were impossibly hard especially for a kid lol
The Bite Marks comment made me laugh so hard, and the Sideburns one just ended me
19:07
his tone of voice makes me think that, contrary to what he says, he actually knows what corruption of champions is
Literally watched the last part yesterday and thought to myself, "I wonder if there's a second one" and it comes out today. Miracles.
Came here just thinking that. Very nice timing.
that whole thing about the "peep the horror" thing sounds like a really good creepypasta.
so imagine someone gets their hands on ancient knowledge that no human being should or could be able to comprehend, but the person who found it was a twitch streamer. they'd show their audience this weird, unknown image and be like "yo check this cool thing out", little do they know that the image is a cursed rune that has been forgotten by the universe and it causes people to die from simply knowing what it looks like.
basically eldritch horrors mixed with the internet.
shy guy scp but short and bostonian
The worst thing about it is if jerma got in the right mind set hed be totally capable of pretending to die on stream and leaving a double/fake body on there for 72 hrs as a weird art experiment for halloween
Then everyone in chat LOL's at it
Ok ban that guy for 10 minutes...
Eh ya'know what? Let's just feed em to THE HORROR
"Chat I'm not gonna… fifty million? Fifty million off the debt if I throw him in? Okay how about this… one hundred million and I'll throw him in head first. Head first and that's my final offer… DO IT ON CAMERA TO *CLEAR THE DEBT?!* Okay I-I-I-I need to think about that for a minute first just gimme a minute chat."
This would be a funny recurring bit. Instead of saying "Ban that guy," he just brings up a picture of "The Horror."
@@garybusey9941 oh my god that’s perfect
"next game" while Jerma is in the desert will never not make me laugh
I love how Jerma reads these against his will, says "why did I read that?" like a demon possessed him
Options -> settings -> privacy -> profile -> sus
put me on the fucking floor I cannot describe it
It's criminal that "VESSELS SHALL REMAIN SILENT" hasn't been included in one of these compilations yet.
i need to see this he needs to make another comp
Is that a hollow knight reference
"STRAWPOLL FOR IF SHE SHOULD SAY YES" underrated unhinged chatmember message
I like how quickly he went from "hahaha" to "wait a minute is my nose different" after the nose job comment
11:45 im so happy this got in, i commented on this last time. literally just the perfect essence of a jerma chat message
Yep yep, I appreciate the recommendation you gave!
Jerma has a strange ability to subconsciously fix people's poorly worded messages while completely misreading others, it's a flip of the coin on what will happen to eat message
The antagonistic relationship between Jerma and his chat is one of the main reasons I watch him
Frenemies with Chat really.
@@Foogi9000frenemies with benefits 😉
0:45 why are you so perceptive?!!?! Killed me. They're always on him instantly 😂
Jerma commanding his army of warlocks in chat to counter-spell a voodoo attack is still one of my favourite Jerma moments ever.
And holy shit, it was in the origin stream of Peep the Horror. Jerma is some of the best fantasy literature
the most terrifying part of the "corruption of champions" one is he cut himself off from finishing a pretty inoffensive-sounding question
which means he does know what it is
What is corruption of champions?
@@muffy_bunny it’s a nsfw game with everything you can imagine in it
@@tabulasmara everything??????????? 🧐
@@muffy_bunny well on the top of my head I think so lol
@@tabulasmara can u put jerma in it? 🧐🧐
The corruption of Champions one was hilarious,he 100% knew what they were talking about and he tried salvaging it at the last moment but failed
Okay but the “peep the horror” Dream is like a Junji Ito story it’s so perfectly disturbing and confusing. You can tell it’s a genuine dream.
i remember the day that he added the jermaMerc and jermaJex emotes and he got mad at me when i called jermaJex a troll face, and then later again when i called jermaMerc thanos. for like a month people were using jermaJex as a troll face and jermaMerc as thanos for like a year i thought it was the best thing ever
Truly epic.
one of my favorite jerma-isms is when he says "I want that person banned permanently, then unbanned, then timed out for 10 seconds" or the like. it's only happened a few times but it's fucking hilarious
The look on Jermas face at 3:25 is absolutely incredible. The perfect mix of confusion and fear
The long awaited second installment is here, I don't know if it'll live up to the first one, but I tried my best to find good clips and I hope you all enjoy it!
This video is fantastic, thanks for putting it together!
Me when no part 465 ☹️
All your videos have been good so far, don’t think the quality would change if you tried something different so don’t worry.
this one is even better than the last one great work chat
It’s super good I really appreciated where you put little notes like “I think they were being genuine” like its so cute!!
To be fair that last guy really set Jerma up for failure with that word salad of a proposal
the worst thing about this is you have to consider how many messages there are like this or maybe even better that just never saw the light of day due to how fast his chat probably goes
22:17 The second hand embarrassment is brutal on this one
19:06 his heavy denial of this is burned into my memory
19:06 That's a man who has seen lost to one too many goblins.
fucking “jerma is dead we are just hearing the gases releasing” is the funniest shit ive ever seen HOLY shit LMAO
its one of the most out of the box insane messages on here lmfao
19:07 holy shit he does know what that is
God the way he just falls for the OPTIONS settings one so hard so fast is so good man
0:30 jerma pretends a regular size straw is unusually large to hide the fact that he is short
Love his face after the voodoo comment, the most genuine confusion he's ever shown on camera
"... can you just leave me alone?" is sending me
I know I’ve commented about this somewhere else but 2:05 makes me laugh to the point of tears almost every time
17:28 people should start asking legal advice from Jerma more
he seems like a smart fella, I'm sure he could help
Of course he has good legal advice, how else would he get away with murder so often?
Fart Smella
Jerma sues all of chat for harrassment and verbal abuse
@@rodanfanfuku2112?
@@nizownis Fart Smella