Jerma Reading Questionable Chat Messages #2

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  • @johncrops
    @johncrops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2463

    You know what, screw it, I'm making another one of these. I feel bad about this one getting age-restricted which is making it hard for a lot of people to find it, and people keep saying how much they love it and that I should make more, so I'm caving lol

    • @jim_2570
      @jim_2570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      You need to add "You peaked at Among us" that shit was so funny

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      As long as I can find it, will do

    • @ericjoseph4203
      @ericjoseph4203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      do it
      its incredible content thank you for your service

    • @user-lh7mt7zo7l
      @user-lh7mt7zo7l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Having the chat there too would be great

    • @maximyllion
      @maximyllion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LETS GOOOOP

  • @ghostriposte2977
    @ghostriposte2977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1248

    “Jerma, your voice makes my balls ache.” = no ban
    “Amongustanium” = forever ban (10 minutes)

    • @gobbo1917
      @gobbo1917 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      I think the worst part about that is with the first one, I really can't tell if it's a joke or not.

    • @bubblinebee
      @bubblinebee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      "SHOELACES"

    • @tura4105
      @tura4105 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i just read your comment right as that clip was playing LOL

  • @KUWAITGRIPSVEVO
    @KUWAITGRIPSVEVO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6406

    “Jerma died a few hours ago we’re just hearing the gasses releasing” is the most underrated chat

    • @mitzo4526
      @mitzo4526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      The GASses releasing

    • @kerryw.5213
      @kerryw.5213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Nice jack stauber profile pic

    • @jaimegonzalez3956
      @jaimegonzalez3956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Futurama reference

    • @lightningkitten
      @lightningkitten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *GAS*

    • @myfatassdick
      @myfatassdick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hahahahah I don’t remember what stream that’s from but I remember watching it for the first tome and reading that comment a few days ago and laughing for about a minute straight
      I didn’t finish the video yet so maybe it’s in here
      Damn what are the odds of happening to watch that stream and see the comment while playing another game myself then it comes up again here
      Oh yup the Simpsons stream how could I forget 9:34

  • @xaviermolina6742
    @xaviermolina6742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7700

    My favorite thing about chat is the immediate “HANDSOME STREAMER” once he puts cam on. It always happens

    • @wafflefalafel9442
      @wafflefalafel9442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +782

      But occasionally you see people saying shit like “go bald” or “show ass” or “I want to hit you in the face with a shovel” or “stare directly into my eyes, jerma”

    • @yuriyuriyuriyuri5002
      @yuriyuriyuriyuri5002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +854

      @@wafflefalafel9442 the way you can recall them perfectly kinda makes me think that YOU'RE the one saying them, mister.

    • @hammerfell5727
      @hammerfell5727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@wafflefalafel9442 thats the funniest shit i've ever read

    • @wafflefalafel9442
      @wafflefalafel9442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      @@yuriyuriyuriyuri5002 those were a few comments i saw on my first ever jerma stream and they’ve stuck with me. Although if you do see someone in chat shouting GO BALD it might be me.

    • @yuriyuriyuriyuri5002
      @yuriyuriyuriyuri5002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@wafflefalafel9442 yeah yeah yeah SURE buddy

  • @disgracedsphinx3494
    @disgracedsphinx3494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8410

    Ok but "Why does lying come so naturally to your forked tongue?" Is such a powerful sentence

    • @penzorphallos3199
      @penzorphallos3199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

      Biblical insult

    • @westernhemlock
      @westernhemlock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +589

      I’m so glad that one was featured in this, lmao. I commented about it on the first part but couldn’t remember which stream I’d heard it in

    • @disgracedsphinx3494
      @disgracedsphinx3494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      The more I think about it, it sounds like it can be the title of a smut or angst fanfic

    • @vierzehn575
      @vierzehn575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@disgracedsphinx3494 yes but remove the ?
      and in all lowercase

    • @killerbug05
      @killerbug05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Sounds like something you'd see said in Daggerfall or Morrowind

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9369

    It’s like chat has the ability to point out something no one could have ever noticed but the side effect is that they can only say it in the stupidest possible way

    • @leemsvg
      @leemsvg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +623

      Jerma's chat is possibly the best and worst chat on Twitch

    • @The_Engie
      @The_Engie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Is it possible to learn this power?

    • @LazyGamer-rx9iq
      @LazyGamer-rx9iq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@The_Engie Not from a streamer.

    • @firewolf11567
      @firewolf11567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Even better is Jerma's ability to single out those comments.

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@leemsvg It’s so hard to love chat and so hard to hate them at the same time. Especially if you participate in the tomfoolery sometimes lol

  • @theifie
    @theifie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4692

    My favourite thing about Jerma's streams is that he literally CANNOT stop himself from reading out chat. It's like chat is using him as some sort of fucked up puppet and he's just along for the ride.

    • @Ethan13371
      @Ethan13371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      He's possessed by Chat, and the other side of himself. Luckily, that means he has a 2/3 majority.

    • @Estra_Estra
      @Estra_Estra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      *MILD*
      *V O O D O O*

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's a monkey's paw

    • @sally_altfangirl
      @sally_altfangirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Deltarune moment.

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@sally_altfangirl spamtom is just toby fox seeing jerma on the street and thinking "hmm this would make a funny little character"

  • @duxsilvae
    @duxsilvae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4131

    Jerma and his chat in a constantly escalating arms race to see who can be more unhinged

    • @user-du7yg7wp4n
      @user-du7yg7wp4n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      The last Cold War brought us to the moon. I wonder how this one will advance society?

    • @moomby3572
      @moomby3572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's really one sided in favor of jerma

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@user-du7yg7wp4n Fart Simulator 2014

    • @gladosbutstupid8807
      @gladosbutstupid8807 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I read that as ejaculating I’m so fucked up

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      0:44 why are you so perceptive?!??

  • @zednotdead
    @zednotdead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1642

    My favourite part was that one chat message that said "JERMA MARRIES VIEWER'S WIFE"

    • @santoriomaker69
      @santoriomaker69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      on the same clip, I love the one that said "STRAWPOLL FOR IF SHE SHOULD SAY YES"

  • @wuffdog
    @wuffdog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5131

    i love it when chat says something absolutely horrible, like irredeemably *VILE* and jerma just angrily goes "ban- BAN THAT GUy for several seconds. BAN him for like five seconds."

    • @3211-m9q
      @3211-m9q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

      amongustainium

    • @YCt37689
      @YCt37689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@3211-m9q What did that mean?? 😭

    • @horace1033
      @horace1033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      @@3211-m9q ban that person forever. for 15 minutes. for 10 minutes.

    • @REALwoombath
      @REALwoombath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      He' s a precious man really. I never witnessed anyone getting a timeout for longer than 5 minutes (except for obvious TOS breaking).

    • @hecticscone
      @hecticscone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      and then when he misreads their message and assumes it was something 10000x worse he unironically gets the mods to permaban them

  • @reezayeeza
    @reezayeeza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2000

    My favorite thing about the voodoo question is that he immediately enlists the help of WARLOCKS ???

    • @DieWorm
      @DieWorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      He’s not strong enough to counter it himself with only his Diablo II paladin scepter

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@DieWorm +2

    • @thebadegg8937
      @thebadegg8937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      This isn’t the first magical attack he’s experienced

    • @calix_mayeus
      @calix_mayeus ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THE LIKES

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      He knows his audience. He schooled them in the dark arts himself

  • @birdcar7808
    @birdcar7808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5105

    My favorite ones are when he starts laughing after reading it, not immediately after he finishes saying it, but after he takes a couple seconds to realize what the hell he just said

    • @selalovesmazoe
      @selalovesmazoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      "beat cox on stream"
      "..."
      "*dies*"

    • @Pitkin18
      @Pitkin18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      “The menu sounds like Taco Bell”
      “*bong*”

      “*laughs*”

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      "smarties are great, up your ur*thra"
      _beat_
      "[frantic laughter] WHY DID I READ THAT?"

    • @Shevlander
      @Shevlander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Jerma’s mouth works faster than his brain

    • @itsalwaysboppinbrother5924
      @itsalwaysboppinbrother5924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@Shevlander The sign of a good entertainer, no thoughts head empty

  • @JoshuaKujo
    @JoshuaKujo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1258

    the "NEXT GAME" while he's in the middle of the desert was the funniest shit i've ever seen

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      "Yeah, okay, let me load up yaKOOza"

    • @seignee
      @seignee 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      might i implore you with "guillotine face reveal" from charborg. that shit got me chuckling till my gut hurt

    • @JoshuaKujo
      @JoshuaKujo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@seignee i love charborg so i will def be looking

    • @seignee
      @seignee 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@JoshuaKujo its in the fish catching video i believe, the one where he checks the chat messages based on toxicity, threat, etc.
      hopefully that helps you narrow it down, i dont see someone who has clipped that moment unfortunstely

  • @hemtaii
    @hemtaii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6197

    Jerma reading that "Peep the Horror" message was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I can't even fathom how hilarious the actual object is.

    • @orbcat1790
      @orbcat1790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +723

      i would literally die to see peep the horror

    • @SilverLining1
      @SilverLining1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      @@orbcat1790 Literally someone would have to

    • @GeeGe.
      @GeeGe. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@SilverLining1 that's literally the joke

    • @nigerianwaffles205
      @nigerianwaffles205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      litterally

    • @gamma00crucis
      @gamma00crucis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      parallel universe jerma streams are fuckin lit, let me tell you

  • @cheeks3367
    @cheeks3367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4311

    the peep the horror message is so fucking funny i actually can’t get over it

    • @makitard
      @makitard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      lmao yeah it's actually sosjbrbrbn. ..... snsn s. q k l l;

    • @Conklin03
      @Conklin03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@makitard haha, ha!

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      +2

    • @pilotflux8005
      @pilotflux8005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      man that cosmic realization of hatred and greed is UNREAL levels of funny man i swear

    • @ponponpatapon9670
      @ponponpatapon9670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@makitard LMFAOOO!!!!

  • @VendErre
    @VendErre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2718

    Jerma calling for 'warlocks and witches and wizards' to counter the random voodoo magic comment was absolutely hilarious.
    Like he accepts that magic is real, knows nothing about it, but knows that enough people do it that by shouting into a random audience he could probably be talking to one or two of them.

    • @AdamKlownzinger
      @AdamKlownzinger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Holy shit this is funny

    • @JustKrin
      @JustKrin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      In a Venn's diagram, the amount of people crazy enough to do dark magic and those who enjoy Jerma's content would be a full circle

    • @kraklp0p
      @kraklp0p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@JustKrin can confirm

    • @zetanone7211
      @zetanone7211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I love the implication that a full on magic battle was going on after that. Also I could absolutely turn that premise into an SCP

    • @legojay14
      @legojay14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@zetanone7211 Nexus are fucking crazy dude so I could absolutely see jerma being immensely popular among the anomalous population. And in turn there are constant fights to stop random assholes from fucking with him. Ironically jermas absurdist humor also predicts anomalous things all the time so the foundation has to make an exception that no him saying something really specific thats in containment isn't a breach. Hes just unlucky like that. Because that fits the setting

  • @theboi1427
    @theboi1427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    getting “i want that person banned permanently” as a response from a chat message you send has to be SO cathartic i can’t imagine the feeling

    • @bleeblequilfus1376
      @bleeblequilfus1376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      My favorite was when he said they should be banned for 1 second

  • @mudstick
    @mudstick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2885

    jesus fucking christ the hourglass figure beergut one floored me. man really just killed jerma live on stream

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +477

      That one might be my favorite. Not only is the message amazing, but the way Jerma's laugh just keeps building more and more kills me

    • @PaintraSeaPea
      @PaintraSeaPea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      thank you, thank you. i'm so proud of that comment honestly LOL i was glad to see it made it here

    • @Galacticbraindentist
      @Galacticbraindentist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      body shamed streamer

    • @cassun603
      @cassun603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      he read my "dancers body" message earlier on in the stream so I'm glad i contributed

    • @burcebanning
      @burcebanning 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      it's so funny to me because I also have an hourglass figure and a beergut

  • @tylerb3733
    @tylerb3733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +985

    Holly shit I remember typing that "can i borrow some money?" Message.
    Its literally one of my proudest moments.

    • @funnylittlecreature
      @funnylittlecreature 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I want you to know that was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

    • @MuffinCapBackBlue
      @MuffinCapBackBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You had me crying laughing with that one, it was so random thank you!

    • @thotimusprimeofficial273
      @thotimusprimeofficial273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      it was so fuckinh funny thank u

    • @hecticscone
      @hecticscone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      $900k a month andy

    • @puhskinti9358
      @puhskinti9358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He reacts like he's shooing away a homeless person

  • @killerbug05
    @killerbug05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3891

    The mild voodoo one is hilarious and actually a good would you rather question 😂

    • @grohlski8669
      @grohlski8669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      It was great because the dude only asked it twice, unlike a lot of the one guy things where they were being spammed

    • @scabbers5014
      @scabbers5014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      wth is "mild" voodoo

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +2

    • @Turboviikinki
      @Turboviikinki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      It seems like he actually got a bit afraid at the question.

    • @kyoobot6827
      @kyoobot6827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Jerma asking for counter spells was hilarious

  • @spacedoutmermaid
    @spacedoutmermaid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2727

    I love how he can't permanently ban anyone and just puts them in timeout for a while. Jerma is too nice to us

    • @rusland9
      @rusland9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      Like ATLEAST for two minutes

    • @pistachiodisguisey911
      @pistachiodisguisey911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      @@rusland9 did 10 minutes for someone asking to play destiny 2 pvp though

    • @gran.kahuna
      @gran.kahuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@pistachiodisguisey911 should've been a ban

    • @MurderTwink
      @MurderTwink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jerma is a absolute psychopath who uses his chat to torture the chained up people in his basement, he acts like he dosent want them in his chat but later he pms them to say some more fucked up shit so he can alter his victims minds to his will

    • @MrFrankcap
      @MrFrankcap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      I like that he says "Ban that person forever" and then says "Ban them for 15 minutes" and then goes "Ban them for 10 minutes" he lowers the bar constantly because he can't handle banning someone for long lol

  • @ulety4145
    @ulety4145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    My favourite thing about the McDick comment was that it never included the word "eat" he just read it and turned it into an insult in his head

    • @calix_mayeus
      @calix_mayeus ปีที่แล้ว

      “EAT A MCDICK” said the dyslexic jerm

  • @felixbannister2169
    @felixbannister2169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    I love how lenient he is with chat. The amongustanium guy went from "banned forever" to "15 minutes ban" to "10 minutes timeout" really fast.

    • @FloofMother
      @FloofMother 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      It’s because jerma clones have such short lifespans that they consider 10-15 minutes to be forever

    • @lucasgribbon9686
      @lucasgribbon9686 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      He was definitely the type of substitute teacher that couldn’t keep his class quiet because he felt bad about giving real punishments

    • @FloofMother
      @FloofMother 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lucasgribbon9686 he would just put them in a rum with gggassss

  • @eckitronix
    @eckitronix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2682

    "that was awful . but said yes"
    I'm glad that the ruined marriage still worked out for Samurai, I hope that they are no longer heartbroken

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      +2

    • @kuunt6065
      @kuunt6065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +488

      I feel like as a jerma viewer, jerma fucking it up so monumentally, is exactly what you would want to happen

    • @Bessux
      @Bessux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      To be fair the guy who wrote that message wrote it in the most atrocious and shitty way possible.

    • @cassun603
      @cassun603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@kuunt6065 objectively the most on brand way he could have done it

    • @hecticscone
      @hecticscone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Bessux :(

  • @RedFlameGamer
    @RedFlameGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    "he hotboxes his farts" and his ensuing outrage just absolutely destroyed me in the best way. Actually painful levels of laughing.

    • @YCt37689
      @YCt37689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I know! The fact that he can take a lot of insults but THAT just went too far!!

    • @Ellie_Skellie
      @Ellie_Skellie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      everytime I see that I misread it as beatboxes his farts

  • @Arkhigoul
    @Arkhigoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    Messages typically going a mile a minute and he always manages to echo-locate onto the most deranged comments it's honestly uncanny.

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1322

    _Mild_ voodoo makes me laugh so hard. It's not like extreme or anything, just _mild_ voodoo. On top of that, voodoo isn't even the bad one you gotta worry about, it's hoodoo that you gotta look out for.

    • @mrHubris
      @mrHubris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +548

      Just wait till he hears about doodoo

    • @puririiin
      @puririiin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@mrHubris this comment made me start fucking scream-laughing. thanks PAL.

    • @harvey_jane
      @harvey_jane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@mrHubris how are jerma fans this fucking funny omfg I'm in tears

    • @milkwalker8046
      @milkwalker8046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@mrHubris I was in tears reading this thanks so much

    • @boneor...7022
      @boneor...7022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      All magic is bad. Avoid all wizards and witches

  • @Mindcreat0r
    @Mindcreat0r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    I like how the dude who said Jerma was already their father put emphasis on “already,” as if he expected him to become their father at some point and was surprised that it had happened so soon.

  • @brennanperry8001
    @brennanperry8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    holy shit, I forgot that time jerma fucked up so bad he accidentally proposed to someone's girlfriend. That shit fucking slays me, holy fuck.

  • @saltysalt7627
    @saltysalt7627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1480

    Sometimes, I wonder if Jerma really is the insane one. His chat is seriously DERANGED

    • @bmkbbk123
      @bmkbbk123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      jermas chat is it’s own whole enigma that happen to latch to an enigma of a human LOL

    • @pumpkin_the_snek
      @pumpkin_the_snek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@bmkbbk123 his chat is SCP 985-1

    • @Stak0
      @Stak0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      of course he is.

    • @Ethan13371
      @Ethan13371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      One of them is definitely the hallucination of the other. Not sure which one, tho

    • @henrytheanglerfish6290
      @henrytheanglerfish6290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No he is the insane one. The people he refers to as ‘chat’ are actually the voices in his head. So that means he thinks of this stuff and pretends to be shocked by it. What a disgusting psychopath

  • @thebloodypariah
    @thebloodypariah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    Jerma the kinda insane streamer to say the text on every billboard he sees out loud while driving.

    • @petelectron
      @petelectron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i do that 😟 but when walking 😟

    • @thebloodypariah
      @thebloodypariah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@petelectron hey, nothing wrong with that. Theres interesting stuff on them sometimes.
      Its just a dumb jerma joke.

    • @phospadparadschaa
      @phospadparadschaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      jerma the type of guy to see horses on the passing scenery during a long car trip between states and softly say "wow look, horses"

    • @xk_monster
      @xk_monster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@phospadparadschaa I thought everyone does this..

    • @phospadparadschaa
      @phospadparadschaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@xk_monster my favorite kind of ppl do :-)

  • @ifyoureadthisv1
    @ifyoureadthisv1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    The money borrowing one was so funny to me. The premise of asking a streamer for their money is just hilarious.

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    I love how Jerma often acts like laughter causes him physical and psychic pain, such as when he whimpers while acknowledging the length of his straw.

    • @Ethan13371
      @Ethan13371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He must either be possessed by an opposing force (one who disapproves of the joke), or he is under a curse/oath/contract/covenant. My money's on a mix between possession and a covenant with an eldritch being (his original self would be entirely insane, but the sharing of his mind/soul with another would keep him... 'human')

    • @justasmltwngir1732
      @justasmltwngir1732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I’m prettyyyy sure he has (or used to have) chronic pain so that would explain ig

    • @Dragonoidalpha
      @Dragonoidalpha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I like the contrast between the two replies

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Ethan13371
      Half life streamer

  • @RemnantCult
    @RemnantCult 3 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    I consider chat to be an essential part of the stream. Chat is Jerma's sidekick.

    • @Ethan13371
      @Ethan13371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And his 2nd most haunting voice in his head

    • @santoriomaker69
      @santoriomaker69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      this why I can't watch Jerma's streams anymore without the chat. Felt like it loses half of the fun even if Jerma is a fun streamer already.

  • @zeallust8542
    @zeallust8542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1799

    I love how Jerma is a top streamer, and still totally intune with his chat

    • @muhammadwidianto1220
      @muhammadwidianto1220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      That's why he's on the top

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@muhammadwidianto1220 true. Very true.

    • @LordArbiterThermite
      @LordArbiterThermite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      and im on bottom

    • @gamemeister27
      @gamemeister27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Every other stream I've ever seen, chat interaction fucking sucks and ruins half the show.
      Jerma has a perfect chemistry with chat and they help produce some of the genuinely best stream moments. It's unreal .

    • @marxist-leninist-protagonist
      @marxist-leninist-protagonist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@LordArbiterThermite god I wish

  • @darthlynx5792
    @darthlynx5792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    "Peep the horror" is genuinely good Lovecraftian horror and it's actually terrifying to me that we went from comedy to straight up horror as a community.

    • @the_openers_of_eyes8
      @the_openers_of_eyes8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      The fact the image is low-key funny too makes it even worse lol

    • @magspie04
      @magspie04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Is it tamed though at the end of the stream? If it's left on and he's dead than there is no next person, because it's only one everytime it's shown. The stream was left on in his memory but it might actually stop the horror's power, this is of course until the stream is shut off for whatever reason. At that point his computer is a container for the horror and we'd just have to hope no one gets a hold of it, but seeing as he would be seen as a mainstream celebrity people would probably be seeking out the ability to share "the horror" on their own platforms.
      More random questions in relation to the horror.
      If only one person sees the horror do they die? On that day when Jerma dies did he accidentally see it before it was shared with everyone else? How long does it take for the horror to kill someone? Is it the first person or does it wait a while then it chooses randomly? Is chat aware of the consequences of the horror being shown? Him dieing on stream and it being left on might say they do I guess. I want to make an scp based on this if there is one already.

  • @DrBachur
    @DrBachur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "peep the horror" has to be the funniest combination of words in recorded history

  • @pauloricardo-wn6ps
    @pauloricardo-wn6ps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    3:56 i love that his just ask chat for help to counter the voodoo spell someone put on him

    • @imperialguard451
      @imperialguard451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      my favorite part is that hes not like “yeah well thats not real” he just immediately goes to “you guys have yo cast counter spells”

    • @YCt37689
      @YCt37689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That and the person asking about the voodoo didn't even specify if they were voodooing Jerma. The whole thing is hilarious!

  • @RoboLamp
    @RoboLamp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2921

    The fact that you showed the chat messages while he read them is just 🧑‍🍳👌✨muah

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You dislike the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er, boi. Don't watch the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good good GOOD reputation. I am a superstar, dear ro

    • @mcvoid7052
      @mcvoid7052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@AxxLAfriku -2

    • @burgerking5225
      @burgerking5225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mcvoid7052 let’s freakin go the axxl comment got deleted

    • @LesbianCacodemon
      @LesbianCacodemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@burgerking5225 what was it

    • @burgerking5225
      @burgerking5225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@LesbianCacodemon the usual "CHECK OUT MY PROFILE AND MY GFS!!!" bullshit

  • @CatboyGenius
    @CatboyGenius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    19:06 He absolutely knows what that game is. He wouldn't have reacted to it with such fear otherwise it's such an innocuous name for a game. You're not fooling me tiny furry man.

    • @AstridCobalt
      @AstridCobalt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      He's totally 100%'d it

    • @toasthead
      @toasthead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Jerma knows his chat. There is no innocence in it and it should never be trusted.

    • @skurd721
      @skurd721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      what is it :)

    • @AstridCobalt
      @AstridCobalt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@skurd721 if you don't know, stay that way. respectfully, you'll be better off not knowing.

    • @SpiderInStockings
      @SpiderInStockings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skurd721 text based erotic fetish rpg

  • @rowan-priince1860
    @rowan-priince1860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I love his ability to hone in on insults specifically. I realized he did this all the time when I was watching the deltarune chapter 2 vod and the first time he failed a puzzle he immediately looked at chat and found someone calling him “diaperbrain”

    • @spencykings3182
      @spencykings3182 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      how is jerma or anyone in chat real

  • @rare6477
    @rare6477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    Today I joined Jermas stream and said “jerma please package your pee and send it to me” and he read it. This proves my theory that Jerma will purposefully read the most fucked up things chat says.

    • @katiem7733
      @katiem7733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      WHY DID YOU SAY THAT 😭

    • @saisai-z1s7t
      @saisai-z1s7t ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMFAO

    • @saisai-z1s7t
      @saisai-z1s7t ปีที่แล้ว +19

      THAT MESSAGE IS SO BIZARRE 😭😭

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How long were you banned for? Hopefully life

    • @munchycrunchybread
      @munchycrunchybread ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WHAT DID HE SAY IN REPLY?????

  • @Bros_AFK
    @Bros_AFK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    It is hysterical how Jerma uses timing people out for 2 minutes as the ultimate punishment

  • @bedroombunny9529
    @bedroombunny9529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "That was awful but she said yes."
    That's how you know it's real love and now they have something to make fun of at the actual wedding.

    • @Vaith
      @Vaith 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      imagine how cringe that would be at your wedding talking about jerma985 streamer to all your relatives forcing them to endure that kind of situation

    • @lizzie31
      @lizzie31 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@Vaith in the real world, sometimes people actually enjoy seeing their loved ones happy, and the average person is actually a lot less vitriolic and spiteful than online......... If something meaningful and interesting to the couple happened during the proposal it would be very cute and funny and if the family actually cares about their relatives and their special day it would at worst just be something some people didn't understand for a moment before moving on with their lives. Long comment cause I'm so tired of seeing such unwarranted venom towards people living their lives. I hope you heal from whatever led you to write this nastiness.

  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2046

    Part 2 of one of the funniest videos of Jerma I've seen. Thank you.

    • @emmanuelureta4161
      @emmanuelureta4161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Woah is this the channel that archives the streamer who lost to Pinwheel???

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      Hey, these videos wouldn't have been possible without your archiving efforts, so thank you as well!

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@johncrops I got a submission for the next comp: "Jerma eats ice cream made from his own breast milk." Monster Rancher 4 (Part 3) 2:50:30

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@G-Mastah-Fash Lol now that's a quality message, I'll be sure to try and put it in, thank you!

    • @boneor...7022
      @boneor...7022 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're that guy?

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    What if Jerma really does "Peep the Horror" every time he streams, which is why we all laugh so much at him, but a side effect is that we forget it happened. One of his viewers die each stream, only to be immediately replaced by even newer viewers. We'd never even know until Jerma himself finally gets killed.

    • @seanrobinson-old-4463
      @seanrobinson-old-4463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      its already happened, thats why present jerma looks so different from when he started despite a relatively small timspan passing

    • @fancyelk2373
      @fancyelk2373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SCP

  • @ethanray3728
    @ethanray3728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    the marriage proposal is so underrated great job with these

    • @-cyndaquil
      @-cyndaquil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      to be fair i had so much trouble reading their comment. i couldn't imagine how hard it was for our dyslexic streamer

    • @raphael8951
      @raphael8951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That one made my stomach hurt from laughing

    • @GDNashit
      @GDNashit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It was soo badly written tho

    • @ServingOthers99
      @ServingOthers99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@-cyndaquil I'd watching...ask her if I'll marry her...yeah it was a bit confusing lmao

  • @muchim_
    @muchim_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    12:00 i love how he keeps saying "why was that just in chat?" like he thinks chat is just cosmically delivered and not people choosing to type things lol

  • @johnstamos1542
    @johnstamos1542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    I love how each time he repeats asking to time someone out, the amount gets shorter
    “Okay ban that guy forever”
    “yeah time that guy out for at least 15 minutes”
    “yeah time him out for like 2 minutes”

    • @Ethan13371
      @Ethan13371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Reminds me of the time I felt a strong urge to catapult the orange I was holding straight into the wall, then I began to do so, then managed to stop myself. Then ate the orange.

    • @Sammy38
      @Sammy38 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@Ethan13371free will

  • @greaseking2220
    @greaseking2220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Someone says something offensive :time him out for 2 mins
    Amongustanium: perma ban

  • @kiwicatnip
    @kiwicatnip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Why does Jerma paraphrase every single comment he reads even if it’s only 3 words long and how does it somehow come out coherent every time?

    • @blarghinatelazer9394
      @blarghinatelazer9394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Wasn't he a substitute teacher before he streamed?

    • @agzzradface3113
      @agzzradface3113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@blarghinatelazer9394 explains this and how he can't time out someone for more than 10 minutes

    • @blarghinatelazer9394
      @blarghinatelazer9394 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@agzzradface3113 T R u e

  • @garybusey9941
    @garybusey9941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    16:10
    How did he not break down into tears laughing at that? I had to start laughing into the sleeve of my jacket so my coworkers wouldn't hear me laughing.

  • @CrabQueen
    @CrabQueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    My favorite is when Jerma defends himself saying "I don't have a big ass, I just look like I have a fat ass!"

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I have a dancers body and I like to drink beer 🤷

  • @clinkus
    @clinkus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    I will NEVER forget that time when 1guy made him nearly say corruption of champions on stream that is a solid platinum jermoment

    • @piguy9225
      @piguy9225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      He stop himself halfway through and says, "I don't know what that is!"
      He definitely knows what it is.

    • @clinkus
      @clinkus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@piguy9225 imagining his mind going back 10 years to when he was reading the super-omega-do-not-play list like "hrrrrmm okay yeah trials in tainted space okay hmm corruption of champions mmbyeah" and he just exploded with fear
      or he's just corrupted andy 😳

    • @dontworryiamsmurf5307
      @dontworryiamsmurf5307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I feel like he does not know what that is, but if you have game where there is corruption in name, its 99% hentai game, so he deduced it midway thru and stopped himself.

    • @rust3152
      @rust3152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@dontworryiamsmurf5307 hes LITERALLY a furry

    • @Samplehorse
      @Samplehorse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@rust3152 he zerks off to goblin zorn

  • @lukev.1731
    @lukev.1731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    Something about actually seeing the original chat message as he reads it adds so much. Thank you so much for this.

  • @botchedresurrectiongf1743
    @botchedresurrectiongf1743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    “Im gonna need some warlocks in the chat”

  • @Chokladaren
    @Chokladaren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I love the delay before his words reach his brain, it's like he's possessed

    • @Ethan13371
      @Ethan13371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's totally possessed by another side of himself, as well as chat. That's why it takes so long; while he still has majority control over himself, he has to compromise with his other side first.

  • @elliotmarty9370
    @elliotmarty9370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I love how his first reaction to finding out someone was doing voodoo shit to him, wasn't to ask why it was being done or what it was supposed to do, but to ask the other warlocks in chat to cast protection spells on him

  • @Superboologan1
    @Superboologan1 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    3:25 is such a perfectly ominous question. It implies that it's already been going on, and your options are to either be aware that someone's practicing voodoo on you, or stay unaware, though you can't now through the fact that they asked.

  • @mrrowwmeoww
    @mrrowwmeoww ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i love how he goes "ban that guy for the rest of time and ban the last 3 generations of his family"
    "for 2 minutes"

  • @DarisuccSA
    @DarisuccSA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Jesus Christ the voodoo comment is actually so good, because the chat member leaned into it so goddamn well with Jerma's first response, love that one

    • @seignee
      @seignee ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that was a top tier jerma viewer

  • @Dooneru
    @Dooneru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    The voodoo part had me laughing out loud. Great comp as always Johnathan

  • @somethingclever5
    @somethingclever5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    19:14 this one evokes the feeling that he has some intense evil demonic power bubbling up inside him which he must repress and control with strong attention and force of will. Literally sounds like a tortured antihero inches from leveling a city with psychic rage

  • @fallenh3ro
    @fallenh3ro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    The poop wine one had me fucking rolling

    • @-crosby
      @-crosby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      omg fuck me im still crying

    • @seignee
      @seignee ปีที่แล้ว +7

      its so visceral. its the kind of fucked up thought i would come up with as a child

  • @紫の羊-c3g
    @紫の羊-c3g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    4:13
    This one is my favorite, the way he just laughs at this random commenter and thinks him crazy because he gave bite marks to his controller over a video game, but little did Jerma that he would eventually understand, he would feel the pain of that commenter and fully relate to him by the end of the game as he too would be broken by the Simpson's hit n run

    • @ComradeJae
      @ComradeJae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I really feel for that commenter because I broke a controller playing the same game! Some of those missions were impossibly hard especially for a kid lol

  • @aliathif7778
    @aliathif7778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    The Bite Marks comment made me laugh so hard, and the Sideburns one just ended me

  • @bootstrap925
    @bootstrap925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    19:07
    his tone of voice makes me think that, contrary to what he says, he actually knows what corruption of champions is

  • @RG-ht8tx
    @RG-ht8tx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Literally watched the last part yesterday and thought to myself, "I wonder if there's a second one" and it comes out today. Miracles.

    • @Rec409
      @Rec409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Came here just thinking that. Very nice timing.

  • @manboy4720
    @manboy4720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    that whole thing about the "peep the horror" thing sounds like a really good creepypasta.
    so imagine someone gets their hands on ancient knowledge that no human being should or could be able to comprehend, but the person who found it was a twitch streamer. they'd show their audience this weird, unknown image and be like "yo check this cool thing out", little do they know that the image is a cursed rune that has been forgotten by the universe and it causes people to die from simply knowing what it looks like.
    basically eldritch horrors mixed with the internet.

    • @3bkbkb3
      @3bkbkb3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      shy guy scp but short and bostonian

    • @DrowningMoon
      @DrowningMoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The worst thing about it is if jerma got in the right mind set hed be totally capable of pretending to die on stream and leaving a double/fake body on there for 72 hrs as a weird art experiment for halloween

    • @puhskinti9358
      @puhskinti9358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then everyone in chat LOL's at it

  • @Leto_0
    @Leto_0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Ok ban that guy for 10 minutes...
    Eh ya'know what? Let's just feed em to THE HORROR

    • @garybusey9941
      @garybusey9941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "Chat I'm not gonna… fifty million? Fifty million off the debt if I throw him in? Okay how about this… one hundred million and I'll throw him in head first. Head first and that's my final offer… DO IT ON CAMERA TO *CLEAR THE DEBT?!* Okay I-I-I-I need to think about that for a minute first just gimme a minute chat."

    • @piguy9225
      @piguy9225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This would be a funny recurring bit. Instead of saying "Ban that guy," he just brings up a picture of "The Horror."

    • @Zildawolf
      @Zildawolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@garybusey9941 oh my god that’s perfect

  • @DonBugatti
    @DonBugatti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "next game" while Jerma is in the desert will never not make me laugh

  • @NecoLumi
    @NecoLumi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I love how Jerma reads these against his will, says "why did I read that?" like a demon possessed him

  • @ceremyjlarkson9475
    @ceremyjlarkson9475 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Options -> settings -> privacy -> profile -> sus
    put me on the fucking floor I cannot describe it

  • @Flygoniaks
    @Flygoniaks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    It's criminal that "VESSELS SHALL REMAIN SILENT" hasn't been included in one of these compilations yet.

    • @seignee
      @seignee ปีที่แล้ว

      i need to see this he needs to make another comp

    • @RealSquidShady
      @RealSquidShady ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that a hollow knight reference

  • @1_1bman
    @1_1bman ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "STRAWPOLL FOR IF SHE SHOULD SAY YES" underrated unhinged chatmember message

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I like how quickly he went from "hahaha" to "wait a minute is my nose different" after the nose job comment

  • @shump7202
    @shump7202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    11:45 im so happy this got in, i commented on this last time. literally just the perfect essence of a jerma chat message

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yep yep, I appreciate the recommendation you gave!

  • @ceast5273
    @ceast5273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Jerma has a strange ability to subconsciously fix people's poorly worded messages while completely misreading others, it's a flip of the coin on what will happen to eat message

  • @ArcanineBr
    @ArcanineBr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    The antagonistic relationship between Jerma and his chat is one of the main reasons I watch him

    • @Foogi9000
      @Foogi9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Frenemies with Chat really.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Foogi9000frenemies with benefits 😉

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      0:45 why are you so perceptive?!!?! Killed me. They're always on him instantly 😂

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Jerma commanding his army of warlocks in chat to counter-spell a voodoo attack is still one of my favourite Jerma moments ever.
    And holy shit, it was in the origin stream of Peep the Horror. Jerma is some of the best fantasy literature

  • @hbaggg
    @hbaggg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    the most terrifying part of the "corruption of champions" one is he cut himself off from finishing a pretty inoffensive-sounding question
    which means he does know what it is

    • @muffy_bunny
      @muffy_bunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What is corruption of champions?

    • @tabulasmara
      @tabulasmara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@muffy_bunny it’s a nsfw game with everything you can imagine in it

    • @muffy_bunny
      @muffy_bunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tabulasmara everything??????????? 🧐

    • @tabulasmara
      @tabulasmara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@muffy_bunny well on the top of my head I think so lol

    • @muffy_bunny
      @muffy_bunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@tabulasmara can u put jerma in it? 🧐🧐

  • @moistysquers
    @moistysquers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    The corruption of Champions one was hilarious,he 100% knew what they were talking about and he tried salvaging it at the last moment but failed

  • @Wired_User
    @Wired_User หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Okay but the “peep the horror” Dream is like a Junji Ito story it’s so perfectly disturbing and confusing. You can tell it’s a genuine dream.

  • @Sgt_Paco
    @Sgt_Paco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    i remember the day that he added the jermaMerc and jermaJex emotes and he got mad at me when i called jermaJex a troll face, and then later again when i called jermaMerc thanos. for like a month people were using jermaJex as a troll face and jermaMerc as thanos for like a year i thought it was the best thing ever

    • @EneTheGene
      @EneTheGene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truly epic.

  • @Alto_C
    @Alto_C ปีที่แล้ว +6

    one of my favorite jerma-isms is when he says "I want that person banned permanently, then unbanned, then timed out for 10 seconds" or the like. it's only happened a few times but it's fucking hilarious

  • @ELopez
    @ELopez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    The look on Jermas face at 3:25 is absolutely incredible. The perfect mix of confusion and fear

  • @johncrops
    @johncrops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    The long awaited second installment is here, I don't know if it'll live up to the first one, but I tried my best to find good clips and I hope you all enjoy it!

    • @DestroyedArkana
      @DestroyedArkana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This video is fantastic, thanks for putting it together!

    • @tacticalguy6473
      @tacticalguy6473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me when no part 465 ☹️

    • @basketcaseface813
      @basketcaseface813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All your videos have been good so far, don’t think the quality would change if you tried something different so don’t worry.

    • @elfpi55-bigB0O85
      @elfpi55-bigB0O85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this one is even better than the last one great work chat

    • @SuperKatieThe2nd
      @SuperKatieThe2nd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s super good I really appreciated where you put little notes like “I think they were being genuine” like its so cute!!

  • @funx24X7
    @funx24X7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    To be fair that last guy really set Jerma up for failure with that word salad of a proposal

  • @hiphyro
    @hiphyro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    the worst thing about this is you have to consider how many messages there are like this or maybe even better that just never saw the light of day due to how fast his chat probably goes

  • @Lumberjack__Dan
    @Lumberjack__Dan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    22:17 The second hand embarrassment is brutal on this one

  • @zacharyframe1916
    @zacharyframe1916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    19:06 his heavy denial of this is burned into my memory

  • @raspymorten
    @raspymorten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    19:06 That's a man who has seen lost to one too many goblins.

  • @SLIMERBONG
    @SLIMERBONG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    fucking “jerma is dead we are just hearing the gases releasing” is the funniest shit ive ever seen HOLY shit LMAO

    • @seignee
      @seignee ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its one of the most out of the box insane messages on here lmfao

  • @CaramelsDen
    @CaramelsDen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    19:07 holy shit he does know what that is

  • @princefoxv
    @princefoxv 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    God the way he just falls for the OPTIONS settings one so hard so fast is so good man

  • @justaguy4311
    @justaguy4311 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:30 jerma pretends a regular size straw is unusually large to hide the fact that he is short

  • @vakk985
    @vakk985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Love his face after the voodoo comment, the most genuine confusion he's ever shown on camera

  • @angryman...
    @angryman... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "... can you just leave me alone?" is sending me

  • @madz500
    @madz500 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I know I’ve commented about this somewhere else but 2:05 makes me laugh to the point of tears almost every time

  • @nizownis
    @nizownis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    17:28 people should start asking legal advice from Jerma more
    he seems like a smart fella, I'm sure he could help

    • @schlorping5156
      @schlorping5156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Of course he has good legal advice, how else would he get away with murder so often?

    • @rodanfanfuku2112
      @rodanfanfuku2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Fart Smella

    • @suspicioususer
      @suspicioususer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jerma sues all of chat for harrassment and verbal abuse

    • @nizownis
      @nizownis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rodanfanfuku2112?

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nizownis Fart Smella