Wait a minute.... Fardeen Khan won an award?! The jury was like "You wannaa... You wannaa... You wannaa... You wannaa... " And Fardeen said: "Oh yeaaaa!"
@@Rita_Arya I know. The Hindi movie censorship scenario baffles me. Remember how in the 70s, 80s, and 90s really prolonged, ugly sexual assault scenes (mostly performed with the hero's hapless sister) were? Sex and any word related to it, on the other hand, was a big 'No no'. 🙄
@@alonealien1474 yeah and the sister was either fully raped or the heroine would almost on the verge of getting raped, and it's the hero's responsibility to get revenge (and he'll come jumping from somewhere ?) And they'll show the weird process like porn That the shitty censor board didn't think was too much cuz, of course our hero was going to save her🙄😑
Watching it on August 2023 AGAIN...this was funny af 9 years ago and holds up super well now too!...and I still wish we could have newer episodes of these gems,i miss the antics of these two:(
I can see the lead guy struggling like Ananya Pandey in the movie. Filmfare award rewarded him with best debute award for his breathtaking performance.
When I was in school I used to watch this video, when I was in college I used to watch it and now I'm working and watched it after a long time but it's still hilarious. An absolute classic
The success of these video reviews are those minute details you guys pick which was missed out by many, while watching these movies! Also those short filler scenes u guys use for each movie like that crying baby for Gunda, Oh yee for this one! Your movie reviews are way funnier than your standups, IMO.
These guys! I'm on a marathon of these videos in the middle of the night and I'm laughing like a pig grunting (trying to control). How many times have I watched these videos, they are still gems!
so, the next time I will be riding a bike with a girl, going down the hill, I know what to say which will suit the mood perfectly by raising my one arm in the air "Hum to tufaan ko samajhte hain khilauna yaron".
5:45 He definitely came too early and jizzed in his pants. Everything about that scene suggests that. 🤣🤣 Tumhe ab Ghar Jana chahiye I love you..."crickets"🤣
Binging the OG Indian TH-cam content and creator 'Kanan and Biswa' 7 years later!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Missing this Jodi.. 😭😭😭 Please Do one more Movie Review together guys.. Just for Nostalgia's sake!!! You'll break the TH-cam!! 🙏🙏🙏
You guys are hilarious!! Possible reviews for: - The Xpose (an insult to The Great Gatsby, a "thriller" without any mystery) - Hate Story (has one of the best lines ever) - Masoom (aka Barud ka remote control) - Yaariyaan (2014) (one of the worst/wtf movies ever) - Karan-Arjun ("Mere bete aayenge" x 9000) - Tarzan: The Wonder Car (surprising number of "bye's" said in the movie)
+Vivid Kothari BTW Biswa be like I wanna scratch my armpits, oh yeahhh 😜 this is better than Haseen dard.. and oh I'm no mocking you Biswa been there and done that too, and I agree with you totally, there's nothing better than scratching the itch(both pakoda and other meaning intended 😎)
At 2:35, the guy and girl, lying atop each other on a Haystack say this - "mera naam Sooraj hai", "mujhe Sapna kehte hain". This sounds like a first introduction - did they introduce themselves for the first time when they went to bed together? "The name's Bond. James Bond. Ladkiyan mujhse chipakti hain, jaise Fevicol ka Bond!"
Biswa... 😍 I can't get over how amazing you are. it's nice to observe how Biswa is slowly and steadily opening up and becoming more expressive and less nervous with each video. Good progress. Just, don't lose the charm 😜
Haha when she asks, "can you please describe to me your first sensual encounter?" She sounds like a teacher asking a student to write a what-I-did-over-the-summer-break sort of essay.
You both deserve Bravery and National Awards for doing this service to your country by firstly WATCHING these masterpieces and obviously for your review! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😂🤣💯🔥
Omg the expression of the guy while sayin Oo yeahhhh! Oh man died laughing xD Have watched it like 5 times haha You guys are so cute and truly awesomee :D
Wait a minute.... Fardeen Khan won an award?!
The jury was like "You wannaa... You wannaa... You wannaa... You wannaa... "
And Fardeen said: "Oh yeaaaa!"
👌👍
Haha lolll😂😂😂
Fuckk maannnn this comment is epic XD hahahaha
Arya Roychowdhury watch deleted videos of BB ki vines on my channel
omg 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
Netflix should order a whole season of Pretentious Movie review...
I'll definitely take subscription for this
@@vanshikavarshney5558 same
Behensplaining is a copy of this actually
@@munaahmed1940 yes. High budget Pretentious movies reviews
But what if that backfires on Netflix only?
''Suraj mujhe woh haseen dard dedo, jise aaj ke bad main kisi doosre ke sath na baant sakun''
I DIED. OMFG.
Oh yeahhhh! ROFL.
Hahahaha, DARD :P
hahahhaaa... I thought she was asking for fucking BDSM
Surely the censor board didn't find any haseen dard in that scene.. :p
Haahhaahah... Same here
Can we start a petition to make them come back, please?
Yess please....
Make Fardeen Khan and Meghna Kothari come back?!
@@RaghuvirVarma 🤣
Where do I sign?
@@bhavyachoudhary2321 ha waise bhi ajkl kuch bhi krana ho twitter par trend kra lo krke ek trend hi ban gya hai😂😂😂😂
That awkward moment when youtube wants me to pay Rs.25 to watch "Prem Aggan"
Kaisi zindagi jee rahe ho bhai?😂 prem aggan kyu dekhni hai?😂
Oh yeah
Dude it's in Goldmines Hindi channel.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
We wanna
Fardeen Khan got Filmfare for this...we were a lot more tolerant then...
+Yukti Belwal i was looking for comments and this one..
oh yeah!!
Are you kidding me Best Actor :-P
+Rohit Shinde truth is sad;-)lol
Well he deserved an award for tolerating a girl who wanted "haseen dard" .
"Kab tak Apne dard ko camouflage karte rahoge?"
cracked me up 😹
SAMEEEE😂
same, CAMOUFLAGE!! 😂
😂😂😂😂
i read it right when the guy said the line...😀
Thank god he said only dard and not "haseen dard" 😂😂
Kanan Gill low-key looks like Jake Peralta from Brooklyn99.
Damn right!
Agreed
Dude... True
This is the best comment I've seen
Cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt.
these guys work so hard.
I mean they have to watch such disgusting movies to make their review!
hats off. ...
+hacker guy true that......
Sarang Bhardwaj watch deleted videos of BB ki vines on my channel
Really true,,yrrr
Sarang Bhardwaj when u watch a movie like that with that prespective.....it becomes the funniest movie in the world
And do all the editing for this vid too
My psychiatrist @me ; *"Kab tak apne dard ko camouflage karti rahogi?"*
Yoo its been a while since i last saw your comment... There was a time where i would only see your comments everywhere
Anti depression ki missiles maro
oh yeeaaaaaahh
Same😂😂
Ami
Heh I convinced Biswa no one would notice the armpit scratching. You guys are observant man.
Can you guys get to doing a movie a day? You are clearly doing a very good job and there are so many bad movies out there.
We only observe biswa in the whole video ..sorry..he is too charming
I didn't notice it!! 😜
Hehe I didn't even notice that
Hey you guys HAVE to do deshdrohi...it's an alltime classic...absolute gold...
Fact check
Prem aggan has 3.1M views
And this review has 5.7M view 11.25.2019
Those 3.1M views are because of their review.😂
Its 6.6M now
7.05 M (15-02-22)
7.7 M views as on 1/9/2024 (dd/mm/yyyy)
I had already watched them Earlier.. still I got random recommendation...😅
5:48 What if suraj was only trying to hide the fact that he couldn't rise to the occasion?
Obviously because he is Suraj,he can't rise in night
@@ashutoshdevgire5591 underrated comment right there 🔥
thats prolly it
😂😂
No brother Suraj only comes in the morning
Losing virginity ❎
"Haseen dard" ✔️
Losing*
@sadaf wessels it's edited
"very ishqy"-Tatti dialogue award goes to...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I read somewhere the word was actually sexy. They had to replace it because of the censor board. The 90s were a weird time. 😂
@@alonealien1474 yeah so the censor board didn't think the gay joke was offensive and homophobic
But thought sexy was too much👏🙏
@@Rita_Arya I know. The Hindi movie censorship scenario baffles me. Remember how in the 70s, 80s, and 90s really prolonged, ugly sexual assault scenes (mostly performed with the hero's hapless sister) were? Sex and any word related to it, on the other hand, was a big 'No no'. 🙄
@@alonealien1474 yeah and the sister was either fully raped or the heroine would almost on the verge of getting raped, and it's the hero's responsibility to get revenge (and he'll come jumping from somewhere ?)
And they'll show the weird process like porn
That the shitty censor board didn't think was too much cuz, of course our hero was going to save her🙄😑
Why is no one talking about "Ab mein tujhe pahenunga"
I was thinking about the same
😆😆😆
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh god how did they come up with these lines.
@@aninditanair8754 They were probably thinking about their "Gym" when they were writing these lines. XDXDXDXD
What! Filmfare lady got 'haseen dard' 😂
lol
flimfare lady apne dard ko camoflouge kar rahi thi
OH YEAHHHH!!!
Mausam Mukherjee watch deleted videos of BB ki vines on my channel
I came back after years to say this. Kanan is a spitting image of Jake Peralta
I know! Now I know why I was weirdly attracted to Andy?
Ikr!
Bingpot!
i definitely agree but isn't it splitting and not spitting
@@atharvaprabhu7467 spitting
Warning: Don't watch this while drinking a hot beverage!!
MsFifafreak oh yeah 😂
MsFifafreak werna tumko bhi haseen derd ho sakta hai !!
@@MrMingomango haseen dard😂🤣😅
😂😂😂😂😝
😂
"Aage bolo"😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
"Aage bado"🤣🤣
the bike accident was actually...the most authentic part of the movie
Prateek Ganguly you made me laugh so hard at midnight, I woke up my family
Oh yeah 😂
tbh that was scary
"kab tak apne dard ko camoflauge krte rahoge"....hahahahahahahahaha...i'm dying..that's so silly
hahahahahaa I see what he did there
I laughed so hard at that
:D :D
He must have camouflaged the HASEEN dard!! Ohh yeah!!!
lol
i am laughing so hard after such a long time lol
Watching it on August 2023 AGAIN...this was funny af 9 years ago and holds up super well now too!...and I still wish we could have newer episodes of these gems,i miss the antics of these two:(
rosalyn redwooda
rosalyn redwood a
fr man ..still waiting for them to come back
Why did they stopped?
Fardeen Khan's dad so destroyed him. Apne hi bachhe ke liye aisa catastrophic debut! :D
Yeh b grade debut movie hai kya fardeen khan ka
He gave his kid hassen dard!
He gifted another haseen dard soon after called Jannasheen ... Watch it I dare you
@@sandeepdey1370 Abe Chutiya A Grade Film Hain .
Just saw on wikipedia that Fardeen Khan won the filmfare award for best debut.
Where are my biswa fangirls at?
Alina malik here
He's so hot
Nikita Roza This just proves that you're not ugly, you're just not famous yet.
Here
Dude wtf
Alina malik right here ! ( that’s right I’m a fan girl )
It's been 5years
and I'm still waiting for pretentious movie review season 2! :(
Me too
Me too
So do i
There are too many people who are doing this now. Have you watched Only Desi reviews? He is amazing as them.
@@yashashkapoor5210 only desi is truly great movie reviewer... Probably best in this time..
"I still like the way you walk.. kya mast chaal hai zalim" WHO tf says that 😂😂😂😂 made me cringe so bad 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Pranav M NO.
Kabir Singh be like " I like the way you breathe"😌
Kya mast chat hai zalim
@@കള്ളിയങ്കാട്ടുനീലി abusive singh
Please start reviewing again.I badly need Ur reviews to survive all the "haseen dards" this life is giving me.
zero subscribers ever I miss them so much
Can relate lmao
This is more relevant than ever in 2020
I can see the lead guy struggling like Ananya Pandey in the movie. Filmfare award rewarded him with best debute award for his breathtaking performance.
iShTrUgL
When I was in school I used to watch this video, when I was in college I used to watch it and now I'm working and watched it after a long time but it's still hilarious. An absolute classic
even me.
ohh ohh ohh... what is the procedure to change my name :-'(
Suraj Kizhakkutte fuck😂😂😂
U got kutte in your name
U mustt change it
First name or the last name? Both are worthy of changing?
You wanna? you wanna? you wanna change your name?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kab tak apni hi aag mein jalte rahoge..?change it.
Damn guys. Just as funny 7 years later. Love this whole series!
th-cam.com/video/EP0OfLz_b6k/w-d-xo.html
The exercise song reminded me of Anaconda by Nicki Minaj
+Tanya malik and even Beyonces's 7/11
Side to Side by Ariana Grande
Yep tots agreed!
@@abdurrehman9375 yes. Me too.
question : Kabtak apne dard ko camouflage karte rahoge ?
Answer : jaab Tak dialogue writer sudhar na Jaye 😂😂😂
Damn 😂
Answer..jab tak dialogue writer ko 'stand at ease' na bola jaye.
Why did you guys stop doing these reviews ? This started your career for a reason.... They are AWESOME that is why. Please don't stop doing them. :)
"Aage bolo"
Cracked me up 😂
You wanna ?
I wanna
You wanna ?
I wanna
But I don't wanna
Even I don't wanna
lol!!
😂😂😂😂
hahahahaah....they r hilarious.....i wanna u wanna lol😂😂
+Shweta Somwanshi I just want to exercise...!!!! :D
Ha ha ha h.... Mahlo me palne waale....
Oh yeah :P
"Kab tak apne Dard ko camouflage karte rahoge". Hahaha, the best dialogue ever!
The guy with glasses is so cute.
U mean biswa?
Seriously!!!! 😍😍
Biswa is that you?
We know, man. We know. Been crushing on him for a long time
Again back after 8 years... And still laughing and admiring these two guys... What a hillarious review... Best of the best 👍💯
Should have been : One meaning is pakoda and 2nd meaning is LODAA!!
...
even the gay joke seems okay compared to you just said mister
That was implied bro
I, German, like how fluently they blend between Hindi and English! however I don't know any Hindi, so that's difficult :p
I didn't even notice how often almost all Indians do this!
All of us can do it. It's effortless for most of the population.
The success of these video reviews are those minute details you guys pick which was missed out by many, while watching these movies!
Also those short filler scenes u guys use for each movie like that crying baby for Gunda, Oh yee for this one!
Your movie reviews are way funnier than your standups, IMO.
thiruvetti exactly
Keep it real , is amazing , do check it out . It's standup by kanam
But I feel like it's pretty obvious. You can't add short slapstick gags in a standup, you can only add those in editing, but yes, I do agree
This series...”pretentious movie reviews”...deserves an Oscar! Hysterical and on point !
Only desi is goo too.
haseen dard, wtf
Topa mota hei
this is the nth time am watching it...."hasi ko camouflage nhi kar pa rhe"
These guys! I'm on a marathon of these videos in the middle of the night and I'm laughing like a pig grunting (trying to control). How many times have I watched these videos, they are still gems!
Anyone watching this it in 2019...??
I actually laugh my ass out every time..
you guys should come back with more of it..
Yeah me too.. I love these videos I love to rewatch their videos
Me ..I keep coming back here😂
Truly agree with you
haseen dard wtf man. who wrote these scripts ? XD XD They should have stayed in kindergarten
HAHHAHA
what does it mean??
+Arja Sadhukhan jisko woh zindagi bhar kisi aur k saath na baat sake.. lol.. she really think anyone would buy that..
Arja Sadhukhan watch deleted videos of BB ki vines on my channel
Sadist...😂
You guys rock, laughed really hard after watching these reviews..
You nailed every single critique out there..
Hats off guys
+Anurag Sanadhya oh Yeaaaah!!
so, the next time I will be riding a bike with a girl, going down the hill, I know what to say which will suit the mood perfectly by raising my one arm in the air "Hum to tufaan ko samajhte hain khilauna yaron".
5:45 He definitely came too early and jizzed in his pants. Everything about that scene suggests that. 🤣🤣
Tumhe ab Ghar Jana chahiye
I love you..."crickets"🤣
I never realised how much of a cringe fest this movie really was...
please do more of pretentious movie reviews PLEASE🙏
😔
I think they've closed the shutters..
Noooooooooooooooooo :(
Vibha B why not?
Shivangi Singh I've seen each PMR for like 100 times & I wish they could do more. Any way, it is funny no matter how many times I watch them. :)
I was literally laughing my ass off xD
You guys are too good!
Wish you would do these reveiws more frequently :D
Binging the OG Indian TH-cam content and creator 'Kanan and Biswa' 7 years later!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Missing this Jodi.. 😭😭😭 Please Do one more Movie Review together guys.. Just for Nostalgia's sake!!! You'll break the TH-cam!! 🙏🙏🙏
You guys are hilarious!!
Possible reviews for:
- The Xpose (an insult to The Great Gatsby, a "thriller" without any mystery)
- Hate Story (has one of the best lines ever)
- Masoom (aka Barud ka remote control)
- Yaariyaan (2014) (one of the worst/wtf movies ever)
- Karan-Arjun ("Mere bete aayenge" x 9000)
- Tarzan: The Wonder Car (surprising number of "bye's" said in the movie)
pls give the review on movie student of the year
Fuck man...I can't even imagine watching this movie. It's extremely...extremely embarrassing. So much cheesy stuff...good lord!
You wanna? We wanna! You wanna? We wanna!
+Vivid Kothari BTW Biswa be like I wanna scratch my armpits, oh yeahhh 😜 this is better than Haseen dard.. and oh I'm no mocking you Biswa been there and done that too, and I agree with you totally, there's nothing better than scratching the itch(both pakoda and other meaning intended 😎)
Out of nowhere 10 years later TH-cam recommending me this channel 😂
The guys were so much ahead of their time
Ok you guys convinced me.
I'm off to watch this movie guys, wish me luck! Mai ye haseen dard Lene ja rahi hu. Kbye.
No matter how many times I watch it, it's still funny! :D
Oh Yeaaahhhh!!
Sarthak Mohanty I know right!
Vibha B looks like you got their haseen dard, lol..
j_bar _ Lol 😂😂😂
j_bar _ How I wish this series was back 😕 I really miss Pretentious movie review 😔 I keep watching old videos over and over again 😖
kab tak apne dard ko camouflage krte rhoge :P
😂
I thought I'd write it!! :D
Best dialogue ever
At 2:35, the guy and girl, lying atop each other on a Haystack say this - "mera naam Sooraj hai", "mujhe Sapna kehte hain". This sounds like a first introduction - did they introduce themselves for the first time when they went to bed together?
"The name's Bond. James Bond. Ladkiyan mujhse chipakti hain, jaise Fevicol ka Bond!"
Biswa... 😍 I can't get over how amazing you are.
it's nice to observe how Biswa is slowly and steadily opening up and becoming more expressive and less nervous with each video. Good progress. Just, don't lose the charm 😜
I got that haseen dard when I subscribed to your channel.
+Aimen Khan lol
I see how.... 🤣
cringe cringe cringe!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
such cringe,much wow.
Ohh yeah😂😂
Who is here during the lockdown?
Comment below :p
Ohh yeah
During 2nd lockdown
I just wish to have theses reviews back they're one of the most hilarious things on TH-cam
Biswa's eyebrows at 0:35 are life goals LOL
I can't get enough of these. When are you guys make a comeback?!!!
9 years and counting
still best content till date on TH-cam
I died when Kannan was like, "Fardeen cries...........waaa...."
When you receive the youtube notification that kanan has uploaded another video.... you jump out of the shower to watch it!
ooo yeaaaah
Ishq qqqq
umesh mc no use bro.. "humare desh ki ladkiyaan hain.."
totally agree !!
Completely True
+1 for Deshdrohi review in the next video
Whatever Kanan does at 6:15 cracks me up every damn time...
Kanan and Biswa : your combination is like ‘Ohhh Yeahhh’ ..
Why are you guys not doing reviews anymore. Pls do. 😏
Seriously 😂😂😂they should start it again
Haha when she asks, "can you please describe to me your first sensual encounter?" She sounds like a teacher asking a student to write a what-I-did-over-the-summer-break sort of essay.
The rewatchability of PMR is insane.
You guys are awesome !!!! No pretentious phony crap, No made up accents !!! True Bakar !!! Keep it up !!!
You guys are awesome! You should definitely review VIVAAH and Rani Mukherjee's AIYYA
Haseen dard :p
Oh yeah!! :p
Please come back and do more reviews 😭😭 ... Rofl on the sarcasm you guys put in reviews😂😂 "Is movie ko dekhna ek bhot haseen dard hai"😂😂
You both deserve Bravery and National Awards for doing this service to your country by firstly WATCHING these masterpieces and obviously for your review! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😂🤣💯🔥
i don't think you guys can ever top this one. best review ever!
To add to the scratching, Biswa 6:58 during the Jay Mehra Joke... OH YEAH ;)
Watching in lockdown 4.0
Still, hilarious 😂
kab tak apne dard ko camouflage karte rahoge----- epic lines!!!!!!!!!!!
also the fact that he is wearing army uniform in the house
Omg the expression of the guy while sayin Oo yeahhhh!
Oh man died laughing xD
Have watched it like 5 times haha
You guys are so cute and truly awesomee :D
I am almost as old as they were when this video released, wow
OG. THE HARBINGERS OF MOVIE/SHOW REVIEW TREND ON TH-cam. AND STILL, THE BEST.
I'm literally watching this in 2021 after 7years for the first time and it's so FUNNY 😂
Pls come back with new episodes & "Mujhe woh haseen dard de do 😂😂"
2:08 my actual google assistant popped up
I owe an apology to KRK... XD
I dont get it
:D zomg..
Where did this go..man how much I loved these reviews..my repeat button broke playing all of them again!!
Totally off-topic, Kanan's t-shirt is so epic! :D
Ive been watching all their reviews on repeat! All night long! :D
Too hilarious guys. Keep it up! :D
Dialogue of the century- 'hawas ke keechad mein lipte hue kuttey....tu behti ganga mein hath dhona chahta hai' :/ :P :P.. still gives me chills..
LMAO
hawas ka keechad ;p
Fardeen won filmfare?? This is why I have trust issues
Still here after 8 years! Damn you guys are so good 😭 plzz bring back Pretentious movie reviews