How To Beat The APOCALYPSE In "Knock At The Cabin"
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If you were held hostage by a group of psychos who demanded that you make an impossible sacrifice, what would you do?
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At least he doesn't find Asians repulsive any more
I think this is the first time How To Beat suggested NOT sacrificing anyone
Because the opponents are actively trying to get the protagonists to sacrifice themselves for the "good of humanity."
Because of that, he refuses to sacrifice out of pure spite.
@RedundantFridge No, he refuses because they have zero reason to believe they are correct about what they are saying.
@@redundantfridge9764I think it’s more of we put ourself in their position and at least this family isn’t annoying or getting us killed so we will keep them alive. Maybe if the daughter was an adult and annoying we would get advice to just leave them but if your family is alright try to keep them alive.
@@soldier4242 then wouldn’t he see that there is proof because all of costal cities just were destroyed
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Another thing about tsunamis that probably everyone already knows anyways, but in case not: before tsunamis make landfall the water retreats back into the sea, revealing seabed that shouldn't be above water. At that point there's only some minutes left to make an escape, but still more time than visual confirmation of the waves.
It's a classic sign, but it's important te note that there's only a 50/50 chance of the trough being the first part of the tsunami to arrive, when that's not the case and the crest is first to make landfall, the sea won't recede before tshtf.
@@Marinus_Calamari i don't think I understand what you mean but would like to know more, could you please explain?
@@zbz5505A When people think of a wave, they usually only think of the crest (the "hill" of water) but the trough (the "valley" next to the wave) is also part of it. If the trough of the Tsunami reaches the coast first the water will recede before the business part of the tsunami arrives, but in about half of the cases, the crest will make landfall first. So the water receding is indeed a good indication that you should (quite literally) run for the hills, but if the water doesn't recede, it doesn't mean there won't be a tsunami.
@@Marinus_Calamari the reason I heard is, the water recedes before tsunamis since large waves are basically massive accumulations of water. So the water is not near the coast bc it's in the ocean and will return when the tsunami arrives.
That being said, I'm not an expert and considering it's a matter of life or death I will keep this in mind.
Doomsdayers have what it takes to overcome challenges in their path. They have the willpower to crush, but not for too long.
LFG
Drax really be lookin’ like a surburban dad
My husband and I watched this the other night and I literally pointed out that the window was too small for Leonard to fit through! Also the opening scene of Leonard and Wynn’s interaction raised SO MANY RED FLAGS
Things really went south for Ron Weasly after they beat Voldemort.
I originally read the title as “How to be the doomslayer”. Yeah ain’t no one coming out of that alive
You actually already know how to beat it you ether sacrifice one of your family members to save these 4 people right now or until they all die or don’t and then the world ends
I love this movie and I feel bad for the chef who was the second death😢
caught him lacking is wild
I for some reason thought it said "the doomslayers" lol
Leonard is actually friendly
Ignoring the whole doomsday cult stuff, leonard seems like a really lovely guy.
*HOW TO BEAT COCAINE BEAR*😊
Seems like the type that gives good hugs 😊
That's exactly what I though😁 his face is too cute😊
@@Gen3ralGrimReaper yes!
@@2618Andy Dave Bautista seems like those wrestlers that donate hundreds of dollars
Ron had enough of Hogwarts and Drax has had enough of space, truly marvelous.
I realized
Ron and Batista
Plot Twist: The visions were sent by Vince McMahon.
@@sknyc1688 what
@@mloxard what
He’s saying he won’t kill his significant other to save the world but in other vids he would push them down off a cliff to have a better chance of winning a death game
True but in those cases your life is also at stake in this even if the doomsdayers are right all 3 still live
@@layden12007 For how long? Kind of hard to survive without any of modern society functioning.
@@layden12007your life is at stake with the world ends. LISTEN TO THE APOCALYPSE, YOUR NOT SURVIVING THE AFTERMATH. YOU ARE MONSTER AND SELFISH FOR NOT SACRIFICING YOURSELF FOR HUMANITY.
you're wrong - he's sacrificing the rest of the world
Like is he getting soft he always ready to kill other to survive
Imagine having a normal vacation and someone comes to you to sacrifice a loved one to save the world.
Most normal vacation in California
Only in Ohio 💀
Yep. That’s the movie. Solid comment little buddy.
Or imagine you're just going about your business and then suddenly being told that you have to kill someone or else the world is going to end lol
@@nessselfish7396 another big brain insight
In the book it ends with them fighting over the gun, and accidentally end up shooting their daughter, but they still have to kill one of them because the daughter's death was accidental. However, they decided to not kill another family member, so they just sat down, and it's a mystery if the world would've actually ended.
That ending is waaay more depressing, changing it for the film was a good move imo
Oh that’s a good ending. Felt this movie lacked umph, didn’t know it was a book. That ending sounds depressing but poignant
@@acutelilmint8035 exactly
@@christianyepez1016 not really, when I ended the movie I was like, there's no way it ends like this... it literally just ends up like it was already assumed from the beginning, nothing happens, there's no twist no anything, it just goes the most basic happy ending ever... it just felt such a waste of time and boring. At least that ending would be remarkable and cause an impact, this one does nothing at all, since it was the most obvious expected thing ever.
@@vinhix I have to agree. I wanted the world to end even if one of them died or even somehow save one of the cult people from their death
I literally watched this movie yesterday, I love how the actors made you question whether they were telling the truth about the world's apocalypse or were they just lunatics.
Just watched this yesterday too
great explanation of how people view christianity😂
The movie would’ve been better if they were just lying because I was expecting some crazy conclusion to the movie but instead it was just a predictable boring ending a shame
@@obiwan9662 i feel like them just being crazy would be more predictable, but maybe we just watch different types of horror
@@cormey8772 yeah, the horror here is in them telling the truth and the choice being real. Deranged murderers trying to get their victims to kill each other is well tread horror ground
Can't believe they would actually sacrifice the four horsemen of the apocalypse just for this movie. 10/10 would sacrifice again.
AND THEY SACRIFICE
THE FOUR HORSEMEN
@@flatuitous gothamchess reference?
@@nightmarex4267 precisely
Would you say that Sabrina yelling and running towards Andrew while he was brandishing a gun was her sacrifice? Otherwise, that was pretty fucking stupid on her part.
@@flatuitousand the sacrifice THE WOOORRRRLD
Love how the first 8 minutes are just parenting and safety tips. Like he really let them have it for this video.
All of his points are nonsense doomer/helicopter parent type BS though. Plus everything mentioned in that section besides the animals and plants stuff are basically non existent possibilities in the context of the scene in question, it's not night time, she isn't so far she could be lost, they haven't abandoned her in the woods, she isn't injured or out of earshot etc. The points don't sound reasonable they sound like ramblings of a hypochondriac parent who considers their kid at relative risk of dying unless within immediate reach and inside with air conditioning and a snack.
@@lickumdry6016yeah but- variables change a lot in the woods, and not every forest is the same.
In the context of the movie, sure some of the advice may not even be helpful.
@@lickumdry6016 if you think advising parents not to leave their grade school aged kid in the woods *alone* is a bullshit then I really, REALLY hope you don't have children. And if you have... Well, those poor kids, damn.
@@lickumdry6016 the hilarious part is that he immediately follows it up by advocating for removing the gun from the safe in the truck and leaving it unsecured in the cabin, a thing you should never do even if there _isn't_ a child in the house.
@@lickumdry6016 you can be walking in the woods and snap your leg in a groundhog hole in a instant with zero warning.
Bears come out during the day.
Even a bite from a mouse can be lethal if it's not realized by the parents. The woods is a dangerous place who's danger is that it doesn't look dangerous to most people.
>Movie ending : Makes the sacrifice, world saved.
>Book ending: Refuses to make the sacrifice, girl dies by accident not sacrifice, world probably ends.
Felt like the movie built up to Wen dying, but it never happens.. was so disappointed by the ending, no twists, no closure...
Oh so the twist is that there was no twist. Or is the twist that the daughter lives (which would only work if you read the source material)
lol
@@lolgetrekt5006 yeah I literally only believed it ended when I saw the credits, because I couldn't accept the movie would just have the most boring, predictable, lame ass ending of all time...
^ Bunch of weirdos that wanna see a little kid get shot in the head
Imagine if you’re eating lunch, and you hear How To Beat say, “ok, here’s what he did wrong” 😂
Ok, so here's what Jerry did wrong
1. He put mustard on his French fries, WTF is up with that
2. He got a pizza from Dominos, but instead of pepperoni, he got f*cking pineapple
Lmfao, I can see this conversation being in one of his videos
@@silverhawk24 I’d like to add one. 4. He got a 2 liter of Sunkist, instead of Pepsi, because Pepsi is the superior drink
@@BigFella117 Lmao, this conversation is perfect
“He sat down to eat Chik-Fil-A and that was his biggest mistake.”
@@silverhawk24 thank you for your kind words 🙏
Technicalities, but I'd argue their whole point of not hurting any of the sacrifices ended when Eric was hit in the head to concussion level injuries. Not to mention the psychological trauma they're imposing on poor little Wen
SCREW THAT. Your going to die either way if everything on earth dies. Go spend sometime in a insane asylum human hater
how were they supposed to avoid the second one
I think the way they had it was their rule was they could not kill any of them as they had to sacrifice within the family. They did not want to hurt them just on a human level of not wanting to hurt an innocent person if avoidable. However, the end goal of saving the world meant hurting them explicitly to maintain the plan could be okay but not desirable. I dont think they had any real strict rule on harm. I'm sure the rope bindings also wouldn't feel great.
@@samthompson3714 That, and the fact that Leonard said he would shoot them in the legs so they couldn’t leave the cabin. Pretty sure the whole deal was that they just needed to be capable of making the choice themselves; their physical/mental condition is irrelevant to that.
Either way that poor kid is gonna have some major ptsd after all this crazy nonsense. Seriously these people better make it up to this family
Drax looking alot different since leaving the Guardians of the Galaxy
I just realized 😂😅
Glad he did. Fuck Marvel
Batista looking a 'little' different since leaving the wwe
Ron Weasley looks more or less the same. Shame this was how he died
This is his origin story lol
found it odd every time the doomsday people killed one of there own that is when things started happening so it really seemed like they were the cause of the destruction
They said if everyone doesn’t do their part, the world ends. So if they’d have not sacrificed themselves, or killed one of the others, that storm at the end would’ve immediately come in. They completed the sacrifice to protect their own loved ones, the immediate incidents were warnings.
It's all the all mighty creators fault ..
Why choose this gay couple to do the sacrifice why not choose those who preach his teachings
@@n.7558 Wtf does being gay have to do with it you fucking closet fuck head
@@n.7558 its a movie based on a book
@@mochoman312games2 he means the creator as in god
Plot Twist: The sacrifice delayed the Apocalypse but only by 2 days, due to the ‘concussion rule.’
yeah it wouldn’t be fair on the guy to start the apocalypse while he has a concussion
Does that mean we can postpone the apocalypse indefinitely by giving people concussions?
@@OK-yy6qz they made people willingly go to church with free wine and stale bread so who knows what humans are capable of?
@@OK-yy6qz Time to pull back on some football rules then.
@@if7723 or add some new ones like :no helmets allowed.
no way you called dave bautista ''human fridge'' 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Say that to his face
You know thy guy how played Drax is a much better actor then people give them credit for. He feels like a completely different person.
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His name is Dave Bautista
He was a WWE wrestler and had a brief stint as an MMA fighter. He’s genuinely one of the nicest people and is a very big supporter of equality and human rights. He used to have a tattoo reminding him of his friend Manny Pacquio, but when Pacquio made homophobic comments, he had the tattoo covered up. For an enormous man (6’4”, 290 pounds) he really is a gentle giant and a tremendously underrated actor.
Better than Dwayne Johnson
@@shortyprogaming No, not by a longshot.
I like how he just spent a few minutes lecturing the parents on why they shouldn't have let her run around in the woods by herself and why they should have believed her
This movie is based on a book called The Cabin at the End of the World by Paul Tremblay. The ending is very different from the movie:
*SPOILERS IF YOU WANT TO READ THE BOOK!*
In the book, Wen is actually killed by accident when Andrew and Leonard struggle over a gun. They say her death is not a sacrifice as she was not willing, but at the end of the book, no one makes a sacrifice. Eric and Andrew carry her body back to their car and decide to stay together through whatever happens.
Damn... if i ever saw that in the cinema, I would not sleep just analyzing and thinking about it
If they aren't allowed to sacrifice themselves then how does that make sense
Wow so in the books the world ends
@@daniellesimone7939that means their choice was to not sacrifice anyone so the world ends because of there decision
@@patricksimon3431 the thing is you don't know if the world will end or not because the book doesn't explicitly show that, which is just way better & thought-provoking than the movie ending. Oh how M Night Shyamalan failed to not disappoint this time.
“…and they’ve already been kidnapped by axe wielding weirdos”
Me: No, they’ve been kidnapped by Drax the destroyer, and Ron Weasley
They have been kidnapped by The Animal and Ed Sheeran
Was literally with my daughter watching another movie when we seen the trailer for this movie and she asked what I’d do. I told her of course I’d sacrifice myself. She said, “but we need you. 😢So I told her I’d off her their father instead 😩😂
But-
That is dumb. That is disloyalty. Your man and your kid BOTH matter before the entire world. Imagine thinking your man would want to "off" you instead. Too many women are particularly since recent years a disgrace to good wifehood. This is why there is decreasing numbers of manly-minded men offering commitment to women, and instead there is rampant single womanhood, single motherhood etc.
This is probably the first time I’ve ever seen a how to beat video without the phrase “meat shield” used. Also there’s not much you can really do when Dave Bautista invades your house
Yeah no, if Bautista is your home invader, that's it game over. Man needs no gun, no weapon, he is the weapon.
He's really a decent actor and played multiple characters with different personas unlike other wwe turned actors.
John Cena did a good job although his peesonas are limited
@@shelldie8523 yeah like peacemaker, a character very unlike the real person.
A lot of WWE guys have gone into acting with The Rock, Cena, and Bautista being the most successful. All things considered, and I really like all three, I think Bautista might be the best actor in terms of range. While I love the Rock, most of his characters are some version of “Large Man does Large Man stuff”.
@@TheProfessorExplainsKane did the Horror.. Miz did a lil something and Randy Orton with the Marine Bautista really wants to do this though and show great range like you said. And Cena really the only 2. The Rock is just the more popular and Marketable one currently.
@@FaceFamous rock is nostalgic icon
Me: Arrives at a secluded cabin in the woods to spend a weekend with my friends
How To Beats: “This guy thinks that he’s safe, but he’s about to have the worst weekend of his life!”
Me: *Jazz music stops*
Grew up in Colorado on a mountain where the nearest neighbor was like half a mile away. It was nothing but dense forest. Multiple bears came into our garage, decks, etc. famous for having an old lady who fed bears and then was mauled to death by them. Yes the woods are no joke. I don’t care how experienced you are. In fact the more confident you are about your own abilities the more likely you are to be a victim of the woods. Don’t get cocky. You are human and your overconfidence in yourself will be your down fall. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
My boyfriends mom thinks it's safe to hand feed possums so I feel like this would be here if she didn't live in a trailer park. I live in the same trailer park with my bf so I'm just saying theres no bears in trailer parks lol
“And unfortunately Lenard caught him lacking” had me wheezing on the floor
i caught that too lmao
😂😂😂😂
only in movies do the protagonists not immediately start tapping the bad guys the second they get a gun
Right lol at least try to survive.
for the epic scene lmao
ffs yeah
@retsaM innavoiG dead men tell no tales
If they chose not to sacrifice anyone it’s not like they were going to live happily ever after while everyone else died. They were going to wander an empty earth regretting their decision while they watch each other slowly fade away. They were more screwed if they chose not to sacrifice a family member.
Especially when science, specifically basic biology, will not help them in reconstructing population
The idea of Dave Bautista being a 2nd grade teacher is the funniest thing to me
As an avgeek, that last point with the plane crashes would have been enough to convince me. Knowing how safe flying is, seeing planes fall out of the sky around the world all at once would spook the hell out of me to the point where I would make a sacrifice instantly on sheer acute panic.
That's not very smart 😭
@@tonystonem9614 nah bro that's literally the only thing you could call mathematical proof of apocalypse, cuz that shit is impossible propability wise
@@hasasanka Could be EMPs or sun flares
@@danielkinton7193a sun flare would shut down all the electronics in the world. Couldn't be a sun flare if the television is still working. And it lined up perfectly with "the sky will fall in glass" prophesy. As he said. That is definite proof of the apocalypse.
@@danielkinton7193
If it’s EMPs, we’re under (nuclear) attack and fucked anyway.
If it’s solar flares bad enough to knock out the airplane computers, our infrastructure is fucked anyway.
That’s not to mention that an EMP or geomagnetic storm (caused by a nasty solar flare) would knock out ALL types electronics, so their phones and car would be fucked, and that we have, like, a day’s warning for solar flares.
I would love to see another video on this but if you were one of the strangers how they could have convince the people about the apocalypse and to make a decision so you don't get sacrificed to release a plague.
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I don’t know about everybody else, but I know if me and my wife are sitting out on the back deck I don’t care where we are. The kid is not just roaming freely out front.
That was the first thing I noticed (just watched the film last night). We were like, a 7 yr old outta ear shot & line of vision? Parental fails!
I loved the video. I do have one complaint. Ik planes fall out the sky but it’s a very rare occurrence and if all the planes just keep falling out the sky it isn’t pilot error. You saying you wouldn’t believe the story is false to me. Because after seeing thousands of planes crash land his story has become very relevant
I mean even the tsunami one is convincing. Yea the first earthquake happened 4hrs ago. But don’t forget the second earthquake that happened instantly and created the massive wave.
As someone who grew up in the mountains of the American northeast, I can't help but laugh as you make it sound like the most dangerous place on earth. The bears can be an issue, but otherwise it's not that dangerous, especially because most of us are raised to know the basics of avoiding things like ticks and poison ivy, oak etc. For an out of town person, yeah, more dangerous. But playing in the yard? Nah. It's not a parenting fail to let your kid do so.
i was :D when he acts like the front yard is dangerous, that kid knows enough to stay in the yard i am sure.
The woods is not a yard, I guess the cabin's yard is the woods but still
@@NanaNaima1a lot of places up north have woods as their yards. Sometimes a few acres of it on their property. Playing in the woods that is your yard/property during the summer is completely common place. Tree forts get built, bugs get chased, splashing about in streams, games of hide and seek or tag- all an average summer day when you're surrounded by woods and there's not much else to do like when you're in less rural areas.
Even not in the north west if you're from anywhere that's secluded. When I was the girls age my friends and I played hide and seek in a massive forest in the dark.
It’s a fail because you’re describing growing up their and learning everything about the woods but these characters are from out of town and they’re letting their daughter just wander around with out any of the knowledge someone who grew up there would have. Plus like he said the biggest danger aren’t animals or plants but just straight up getting lost. A local would be able to find their way back to the cabin but for the girl who is only being there for the first time in her life it would be extremely easy to get lost
You really aren’t beating this one.
For some reason I thought this was a sequel to "Cabin In The Woods" when this first came out, one of my favorite movies.
Wouldn't it be a Prequel though? I mean Cabin in the Woods had a pretty apocalyptic ending.
Idk, my bro. I'm usually with you on most of these. Not all of them, only bcz, they are so genius that I never would've been able to think of the ways to escape and avoid some pretty terrible and crazy movie circumstances/death. I agree with a lot of your points and especially for the thought process of each character. If what they weren't right about or was lying about didn't come true. But since it did, I feel like the rest of your points would not only not help, but could actually make things worse. I.e. when they killed Sabrina, Leonard ended up having to kill Sabrina off before time which, sped up the process to Leonard having to take his life. It seems like they had a day of consideration/ and per each doomsdayers. If so, that mean they had another day to try to out think of what to do about Leonard. But instead he was forced to self delete himself after Sabrina. And with all of the doomsdayers gone, they actually see that everything the doomsdayers said was indeed true. Killing them off sooner would've doomed the world and them much sooner. They ultimately didn't beat it and were literally forced to pick between the options the doomsdayers said they had. It'd be a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" like situation. There is no truly winning or beating this situation.
The video creator only cares about pyrrhic victories. All that matters that he is alive. Even if a hellfire was about to engulf him and the rest of the world, he'd still be like "don't care, I won".
I watched this movie a couple days ago and almost cried at the end.. idk why but
Same, I personally didn’t expect myself to like the movie as much, I didn’t think it would be that good of a movie when I went in but they executed this idea so well
Why
What was with those doomsdayers anyway? What did they hope to get out of this whole shindig?
@@princeofpokemon2934 I mean they were right
@@reggielacey2235 about the apocalypse or about the kid?
Batista just looked FULL in this movie, like man just had 3 plates of food before every scene.
at least the doomsday actually is real on this movie no ? I think the protagonists barely made a mistake, most of it are forced circumstances.
I feel like this is being said by people who will believe anything. There’s not a chance the majority of educated adults would believe this was anything other than a coincidence. The only reason they did was because of the concussed guys vision, which most adults would see as crazy talk. It’s like people just skipped the part of the video that explains this. He isn’t saying they should’ve let the world end, he’s saying rational people would be a little thoughtful but ultimately wouldn’t believe something so insane.
@@kirstybrown1185 im asking from a perspective of someone who hasnt watched the movie, and obviously I didnt know if they explained it at the end of things but I did understand how to beats points and personal preferences to the course of actions he discussed.
Its like a massive trolley problem
This just looks like the four people are the _ones_ who would cause the end of the world rather than just killing one of the 3 members of the family... Like all the disasters seem to be happening after the so called sacrifices. I wouldn't be surprised if they got visions of their deaths in order causing the end of the world, so they'd just want to speed up the process by getting the cure out of the way.
They are the harbingers of the end. At the end of every day, they give a choice, if they are refused, they kill one of their own to bring a plague. I believe that if they decided to not do that, the apocalypse would just begin with no time given to the family to decide.
Also, I believe that they get partially possessed by their duties after every decision. The moment the family refuses, you can see their eyes glazing they just start acting on autopilot. After the sacrifice is done, they revert back to themselves.
Moral here is ALWAYS keep your gun on you
Almost no one does that, which is why the claim that everyone having guns would make the world safer is just absurd.
I'm not an american and I don't understand americans concerned about their safety so they buy a gun but they can't easily access it if they're ambushed, what's the point of owning a gun in the first place, false sense of safety
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would be interesting for you to have also explained what the 'horseman' could have done better to convince the people sooner so they could do their objective and minimise suffering. Like what psychological techniques could they do, and how could they truly confirm their visions. Perhaps to start, somehow show the family a live newsfeed of the diasasters via some satellite internet. And have each member in private write exactly what they saw, as well as explain to the survivors their beliefs of the supernatural, perhaps they recognised clues of this same doomsday a few years back etc
I watched this in the cinema on opening night. We were 4 people in the whole theater. So needless to say I was prepared to be disappointed. But I honestly really enjoyed this movie.
The part that Leonard seemed to predict the scripts of the news, may simply be because the same news was repeatedly played on TV, which is quite common nowadays on news channels.
Yeah sure. Thousands of planes suddenly fall from the sky, "nope that's happened already, come up with something new, bro".
Leonard looks like a guy who walk for miles inside the pit of danger
also, not with anyone beside him. he likes to walk alone.
This was a great movie, I saw the trailers afterwards and realized trailer #2 would’ve ruined the experience had I seen it, as it contained major spoilers….this movie is meant to be seen without any prior knowledge…the first trailer was OK, but trailers are really frustrating these days
I agree, especially if you're one of those that usually can predict things that will happen based on what you've seen so far...so some trailers have me like oh yeah, this is about to happen here.
for sure, I guessed to the plot to “the village”within the first 15 minutes, my ex girlfriend was mad at me because I “ruined the movie”’ but it wasn’t my fault, I could tell it was humans dressed up, and then I wondered about the motive, and it all immediately clicked, so that was actually my worst Shyamalan film, but yeah, I was like “it’s in modern day. They’re trying to suppress the villagers” ex girlfriend got so pissed 😆 sad part is I didn’t even need a trailer for that one, that’s why I consider it his biggest failure not financially, but storytelling wise, at least, in his other bad movies I didn’t know what was going to happen…
@@jeremysiron9622 "in his other bad movies "🤣
I love how dedicated he was in explaining the dangers of the woods
Absolutely love the new section “You Funked up”, I am already a subscriber, now you made me a believer. Keep up the good work!
Can we talk about how batista is the best wrestler turned actor
I love how like 30% of the video is just explaining how ridiculously unprepared they were.
It's very important to recognize signs of disaster to survive. When it comes to tsunamis, a huge warning sign is the absence of water. If you see that the water is much lower than it should be, it's time to run.
Yep! One girl (~10?) saved a LOAD of lives because she saw the retreating water, recognized the warning sign from a recent lesson, and insisted that everyone was in danger.
Honestly, if you try to tell me you wouldn't believe the doomsday thing after he is able to say WORD FOR WORD a LIVE BROADCAST on TV, you're a liar. I was iffy of it all the way until that point. At that point, I was completely convinced.
My question is, what does it matter?
Doesn't change my decision.
I hear that there's gonna be a movie based on game dead by daylight. But you know what if you made how to beat every killer in dead by daylight that would be really awesome
From a personal experience? What the hell happened to you in a forest??
🤣 I know right.. we see how he came up with these survival videos
Jesus he absolutely destroyed the couple in the first 5 minutes, damn
he is a ufc heavyweight, wwe superstar, and a guardian of the Galaxy of course he easily won that fight
@@randomguy6152 ahaha I was talking about the host of how to beat, dude was ruthless when calling the couple dumb
@@lumyu true but to be fair who buys a gun for protection and doesn't keep it on them in the areas they would need said protection in they definitely had protagonist stupidity syndrome
Lol
And that, parents, is why you should warn your kids about stranger danger! Otherwise, psychos might hold you hostage!
It is possible for Malice to be somewhat an inverse of war. Given the fact that although war can be caused by malice, It is also possible for war to end malice as ironic as that may sound.
It's also possible it was just a red herring, and the guy didn't represent malice but forgiveness which can definitely be seen as an inverse to war.
I know this isn’t the right direction of action but the doomsdaayers could have used a different term than “visions “ to convince the family of their beliefs
What would have happened if the couple would have made a decision to sacrifice one of the Doomsday people? They came to decision so wouldn't that have counted, instead of sacrificing one of their own family members? Or perhaps make it an easy decision, injure one of them to the point they're going to bleed out so that obviously you would sacrifice them before the world came to an end, before the other person died for no good reason. Vaniikos from an impossible decision to a super easy one.
They had to sacrifice a loved one. If they sacrificed a stranger then its not a meaningful sacrifice. And the 4 horsemen were already sacrificing themselves to prolong the apocalypse, so killing them off early would only jumpstart the end of the world
Sorry world. It would be me and my family. Buh bye.
Wait a gosh darn minute. Did you just admit at 4:21, to being lost in the woods with no flashlight? I have been watching these videos a long time and I think you just lost a little bit of credibility. (Kidding of course) 🤣
"yellow, like death's horse" the only thing yellow was the arrow pointing at the horse lmao
This is actually an interesting premise for this sort of genre.
The horror isn't about torture or being physically over powered, it's psychological, about making a very tough decision.
The decision for me though is easy.
I'd do exactly what I do now.
Tell god to fuck off.
Any god that demands that sacrifice of innocents is not worth one appeasing, I'd rather see humanity end than have them grovel before such a being.
Besides, a being of that power is going to do whatever they want regardless of what you decide, and will do what it wants with you when you inevitably die in the future.
Might as well show that no matter what it threatens, you will not bend to evil.
I guess it’s because of butterfly effect but I hate stories that don’t explain their logic in details. Thanks to How to Beat, I don’t need to watch this in cinema. Humanity is going to be doomed sooner or later so meh, I don’t care. If you have time to kill me, you better use this time to protect your family. Like Tsunami and virus are not completely deadly, you still have time to do something to survive instead of sacrificing anyone.
And Let's also appreciate Batista's performance and also how he has evolved in acting
I believe he is the best of the 3 (Cena,Rock,Bautista) wrestlers turned actors
I mean, if a superior being judges humanity and finds it unfit to be kept alive, good riddance.
Imagine someone comes running and tells you a man is about to be jailed for vehicular manslaughter unless you punch yourself in the nuts, what a bunch of nonsense.
"He got caught lackin" That line got me dyingggg
I loved this movie, but it was so hard to get past the one dad being from Mindhunter, I can't see him as anyone but Holden
If they weren't gay they would've made it
Wow, I am a huge Mindhunter fan, but I couldn’t remember where I recognized him from, it had been long enough since I’ve watched Mindhunter to where my brain didn’t make that connection until I just read your comment
Me: omg is that Jonathan groff?
Also me: bl**dy h*ll, it's Ron Weasley!
Let's be honest your channel is more Captain Hindsight than how to beat 😆😂
Openly states that one of the three family members can't sacrifice themselves and yet Eric openly sacrifices himself by telling Andrew to kill him. I get that they probably meant that they couldn't kill themselves but I think it would have been so much better if neither of the adults wanted to be the one who died and one would have to snap and kill the other for the sake of their daughter
Didn't the movie say that their sacrifice has to be consensual?? I think you heard it wrong
18:13 okay I get it each one of them represents the horseman of the Apocalypse. The four visions, the four people, The four horsemen In a certain key point in events. So if they are being illusional they don't realize that they're the four horsemen of the Apocalypse and them dying bringing the apocalypse. And all these disasters could be one huge coincidence that is feeding the illusion.
From experience, the scariest thing you can find in the woods is a cult.
Love how most of your reasonings of how to beat these movies are something along the lines of "I'm just built different"
Idk why she didn’t just scream at the man in the beginning because I would be shivering in my boots.
Keep it up man, this video seemed to have your own unique style. I've never seen a video like this from you. It was different, and it was great. Keep it up
Mistake one the biggest mistake going to a cabin in the woods alone far and secluded in the forest withought adequate safety and nearby people for assistance among other things. whole movie could have been avoided.
Who thought it said how to beat the doomslayer 💀
Me
@@maleekclarke9948 he changed the title lol
Yo screw everything else
IS THAT STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE ON THE TV
The old version of cartoons use to be better...what have we become...
16:01 I mean in that situation you're pretty much a gonner, but I do wonder what'd happen if you just got behind that tall rock and grabbed onto it, like it would greatly dampen the tsunami impact, right?
N... no... I mean it would dampen the impact the same way holding a car door to shield yourself from a point blank tank cannon shot would.
@@Gbari7 a car door by itself isn't holding on to anything, that big rock is stationary and has enough of it underground to hold on
@@walberparker7111 The comparison is apt because the force of the tsunami will barely be blunted. It will flow around the rock and tear you off of it
Nope it would drag you even ripping your hands off if you could lock em
@@retsaminnavoig18 My analogy was comparing the futility of attempting to shield yourself from an unstoppable deadly force not the actual physics. But, I can understand why you thought I meant the latter.
"Its the end of the world as we know it, and everyones not fine"
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“Leonard caught him lacking”😂
you cannot win
I think I’d make that sacrifice since Leonard predicted word for word a news report.
I think this movie is something you can't beat... because by winning, the whole world dies. So you gotta lose to win?
This guy just seriously claimed they fucked up by letting their daughter play outside unsupervised, also claimed being a few yards away from the cabin could get her lost and claimed she could get lost at night when it was the middle of the day. Because of course every child dies or disappears within minutes of being out of adult supervision smh. This is beyond braindead