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“I hate Cizzorz so much I’m only cutting with knifes”. LMAO
Dad joke
Stupid
I just heard that part as I read it
Edit: Thank you for 60 likes
Unknown User 😂 same
mysteryman175 Walker (bad)
2:33 "I hate cizzorz so much from now on im only cutting things with knifes" lol
I mean he does have like 5 knives that he can cut with
Lol
He can use a lazar
Well tecnicly scissors are just two knifes put together
If he is ever caught using scissors, link him to that clip XD
Lannan: Why do I keep getting demonetized?!
Also Lannan: POLLUTE MORE, KIDS!!!
I was just about to say that
that’s actually hilarious nice
“Global warming is the solution to ice traps kids. Pollute more kids ok”
Wise words spoken by a wise man😂
BrUh
NONONONONONONO DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ikr
DONT DO IT AT ALL!!!
Its a joke
More like a demonitized man
3:45 me when i take any science test
Nothinol dont like your own comment
Zitro Ortiz but I didn’t 😂
Nothinol 3:39 more
Ice is a lie
No it should be when he said get my butt
This course transforms Lvl. 1 crooks into Lvl. 35 bosses
Lol, that's how Mafia works
Dat just mafia
John Burry that’s how Maria works
John Burry lmao
John Burry u mean 100
The realest quote ever, "I followed your path and it led me to death" 7:42
Frr
I love the fact that Willie has absolutely no idea what's going on.
You mean frank?
@@allo8464 no he means the dog willeh
who is Willie man ?
@@yeahimhi5719 U prob read the other reply's but he named his dog Willie
oh ahhhhahahahha awwwwwwwww
Doe any one realise he is wearing Lachys power merch 🤣
Yes 😂
Gotta support your brother's man
My best friend has a couple million and I wear his merch like hell
@@no_name6540 yes sir
@Da_Brooza no one is saying that
#1 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING Ye boi.
7:56 can we just appreciate the sync
Do you know the song used?
9:01-It was at this moment he knew he FU*KED up!!!!
😂😂😂LOL
Who else KNEW that lazerbum would die on the trap first doorway
I was had a feeling that something that was going kill him before he got to the checkpoint or at least was hoping LOL 😂
Me and I think we were all expecting it to
Raine Priel me lamfo
Raine Priel it’s lazarbeam idiot
@@lawrenceboy3870 You don't get it, don't react.
"How do I fit through that hole"
Lazarbeam 2019
He couldn’t fit into Cizzorz’s hole last night, sadly. :(
I like how we're all dirty 12 year olds
*26
Thats what she said
Dylan Hart same here!😏lol
I think I have watched this whole series of his death runs at least 30 times and it never gets old
Rookie numbers
7:30 he is speaking the language of Gods
True though
10:09 is exactly what he said 😂
David Reznik no that’s what he said
David Reznik ...
David Reznik ....wow....
Shark Slayer ya u r rifht
I liked the part where he died to the trap.
TrorrioPlays sorry but i forgot that part can you tell me the time stamps pls thank you
Uuuuuuuuuuh
niigggaaaa💀💀💀💀
Which 1??😂😂
Oh I must of missed that part
"See? I've improved!"
*Immediately walks of the platform and dies.*
Lol
Timestamp?
1:10
3:22 Lannan: I want global warming.
1 Year Later: Climate Change challenge
Oh yeah the Greta thunberg challenge
#1 Trending for Gaming, Its on for the beam !
“Fool me once, shame on u, fool me twice, I forgot the rest” Lazerbeam 2019
Fool me once shame on you fool me twice i punch you in the face
"You are not stopping me this time Cizzorz. (dies before getting into the first level)
-LazarBeam 2019
Hahahaha
2019: we need global warming
2020: Australia is on fire
*Fool me once shame on you fool me twice, I forgot the rest* - Lannan 2019
A quote that will live on forever XD
Best way to beat scizzors parkour course
Get a rock
EDIT: for every1 that's saying I spelt cizzors wrong I didn't, I said cizzors and auto correct fixed it without me realizing
Thank you kanye, very epic!
Get a gun
Giant r/woooosh
But I use paper
Flynn Staite the reason why you cant do it
LazarBeam: “I want global warming to happen”
Australia 2020
Anythings Awesome *karma
You are the pure definition of a pure Australian Rage
Love ya work
Liam Dalton can u translate that angry Australian
I hate sizes
I just love watching lazarbeam attempt to complete trap runs, it really cheers me up
7:30 Can anyone translate from angry Australian to English?
It's the last words of hitler before dying
AAAAAHHHHH GIMME THE BIGGEST NUMBER OF BOUNCEPADS!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
YEEEEAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH GIVEEE MEE THE BIGGEST BOUNCEPAD
Lara_Gaming302 C and ii Sirius nah it means F U CIZZORZx 20
He said I fucking hate my life and bouncepads
Girl: what do you do for a living
Lazarbeam: yell at cizzorz deathrun
Lannan: “I will not be defeated” one second later dies to trap
Quote of the day: “ICE IS A LIE ITS MADE UP BY THE GOVERNMENT”
guccigangtai xD
“pollute more kids” what have you done lazar 😂
dude i would never stay in a deathrun and keep on ding for over an hour, lazar beam is a bloody legend
Real
1:08 sub titles made sheer talent shi* talent
Thanks for the like mate
LazarBeam: “I want global warming to happen”
Australia 2020
@@user-cn7dt3qt7v lol
Face cam didn’t die that’s a plus
#1 trending for gaming. Nice bro. U a bloody legend
#2 now
Yer
I love how retro Lazarbeam is, I can so relate.
"Pollute more, children"
-Lazarbeam 2019
At 4:39 slow it down he is wearing power merch Lachlan
I was waiting for someone to say that
that laugh he does tho 😂
Dat default guy true lol
I got an ad lmao🤣😂
hes been doing that for ages
Ninja's hair is red
It used to be blue
Don't dance on him
Or he will ban you
You spelt carbon wrong idiot
bruh leave ninja alone its old anyway
The best
Gg
Wrigley Strauss so true
Lannan: yes I beat two levels!!! (Accomplishing everything in the world to him) viewers: Lannans on the yeetcane again 🙄
2hours left to 50 minutes left on same level
Me:I’ve only seen such raw strength once before
Like if lazarbeam is a Bloody Legend
Kyler Born say something if you know he’s trying to get likes
“How are you supposed to fit through that bloody hole?”
I said that in another situation
Missed opportunity to just say "that's what he said"
Queen Mini true 😂
give your phone back to your dad
@@OhManAFatRabbit More like That's what he said.
@@ava_niche no, because she wouldn't be asking how she is going to fit through a hole, he would be... seeing as he's the one with the dick
I’ve seen this so many times but I think it’s my favourite video ever. It’s like 2am where I live so I’m trying my hardest not to laugh 😂!
Random Girl: "What Do You Do In Your Life?
Lannan: *I Scream At Cizzorz Deathrun.*
4:54 - That Star Wars reference though...
You mean 1:27?
He is a man of culture
I freaked out
Prequel memer!
Who misses the old lazarbeam when he reacted and did dumbcrap every friday
frick fortnite
Meh
I agree fricking fortnite is really gettin on my fricken nerves its not very nice
@@boschdishwasherdeath4107 don't use that language!
He can fucing do whatever he wants to do you cant change his mind
back in the day.....
‘ you can’t fit through that not scientifically possible’ 10:15😂😂
Lazarbeam: earns respect from millions of people
Also Lazarbeam: “PoLuTe MoRe KiDs!!”
Its eleven at night in ireland but anything for a lazarbeam vid
Proper true boi
Same
RAINBOSORS FOR LIFE it’s 5pm where I live
That's really impressive. Jk
Jk that
RAINBOSORS FOR LIFE same here
Something better than finishing cizzorz deathcoarse is using code laser beam on the item shop 👍🏽👌
And learning proper English 👌👍
and passing GCSE’s for English. 👍🏾👌
Lazar*
you bloody legend
His name is LAZERBEAM I know it’s spelled laser beam but still
‘Ice is a lie, it’s made up by the government’ I CANTTT 😂😂😂😂😂
9:01 when Lannen knew he screwed up
2:08 Sounds a bit like Pewds
RantingOff lol yeah 😂
more like ali a lol
Holy shit
"ICE IS A LIE ITS MADE UP BY THE GOVERMENT" Quote by angry Australian: Lazarbeam
Lmao
This didn't age well (looking at you TikTok)
Damn, I’m going back and rewatching these. I never new Lannan was a prequel memer (go to lvl 5)
Lazar face of realization as he sees the trap moments before getting killed is still funny to me 😂
3:47 sooo. . . now the earth is flat, Australia is fake, and ice is a lie
Now my life is a lie
Vaccines are bad and the government is lying to us
Who remembers when he made madden videos
Yep prob barley any of u unless u was here b4 50k subs
I miss the old laser beam.. all the good TH-camrs always become “kid friendly”
Only the OGs remember the madden vids
I miss him too. Especially his vlogs those were the best
I remember that
for the love of god he is not anywhere close to kid friendly, i still love lazer!
Anyone remember the vlog where he got the Patriots helmet i think that is what it was
ive seen so many 6 yr olds watching him lol
here 1 am in the morning watching deathruns by lazarbeam... my yeet idol hehehhe
I've never seen someone so happy to beat two levels
Who’s A BLOODY LEGEND!!! Like If You Are
Poop Vlogs And Gaming I disliked, I’m a r/madlad
I must be early cause Lazerbeam has ADS
*gasp*
ALIVIA KOLEKAMP not anymore😂
TDC March no it does. At least at the current time TH-cam must have realized Lazar needs that ad monetization.
He still has them
At first I thought you said AIDS😂😂😂😂
Why ain’t I getting any then?
"Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice I forget the rest"
-Lazarbeam 2019
who else is stuck in quarantine and came back to this? 😂
me
“A surprise to be sure but a welcome one”
Well, hello there!
I see he has heard the legend of Darth Plagueis the Wise, whom some say could defeat even death!
A fellow prequel member?
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one!
Hello there
Ayy prequel squad hello there
Hello there
Seńor Frúit
This is why I use code "lazarbeam" in the item store😊👌
saucey lai Can someone help me hit 1800 Subs?
Lazerbeam: uses a surprise to be sure but a welcome one meme
Me: a surprise to be sure but a welcome one
The lazarbeam fandom is 100000x better than anyone else’s.
8:31 when they don’t use code lazarbeam in the shop
Lol😂😂😂
More like 8:38
The best part of this video is From 0:00 to 11:32
He quoted Star Wars. I never even noticed that until rewatching this video. Him saying “it’s a suprise to be sure, but a welcome one” is a welcome suprise for me too
10:19
Lazar: "That's not scientifically possible"
Also Lazar: *he did it*
lazarbeam back at it with the deathrun, what a bloody legend
If anybody you can read this I will be śûbbįng to everyone who śúbś and lįkes
For some reason, when I close my eyes, I can’t see
Weird...
Ikr
Omg same happens to me 😕
me neither it's really weird
OMG I DID NOT KNOW THAT! U ARE SO CLEVER 10291928383738463IQ
Lannan: I want global warming
Australia in 2020: ok
Lmfao
9:38 this man screamed like his back bling lmao
“I want global warming to happen, there I said it. Global warming is the solution to ice traps. Hurry up Global Warming pollute more. POLLUTE MORE KIDS. -Lazarbeam 2019
Of course my mom walks in the instant he says that.
Tami Sakariyas-DE I DONT WANT GLOBAL WARMING i know this is a joke but what ever
Liar
5:59-6:03
The trap sounds matched up with the music 😂
4:54 OMFG HE’S REACTION MADE MY DAY
i love seeing Lazar beam rage
When you yeet into the abyss, the abyss yeets back.
I’m confused but I love it 😂
mobile legends?
I just love seeing lazarbeam raging and in torture I laughed so hard between 8:17 - 9:06
That reaction was fake as fuck, he knew there was a trap there, he did it for the views
@@shahzadmunawarnizamani7186have a cry mate
@@shahzadmunawarnizamani7186Yeah like it's soo obvious that there's a trap there, I mean it's a Cizzorz deathrun after all
Me : I am sad
Lazarbeam :i am an emotion
I like watching your rages, it calm me down when I get pissed keep it up Lazar
Can't believe this video isn't a couple hours long 🤔
Its called editing
Who remembers when lazerbeam got stabbed in Boston?
Props to lazerbeam for wearing lachlan merch
Oh that was heaps of drama I remember
yup
*Lazar
Oh the good old days...
Lazarbeam : Pollute kids!
2019-2020 : Cha-Cha real smooth
Lazar's Strength: Memes
Lazar's Weakness: DEATHRUNS
I hate cizzorz so much I’m only cutting stuff with knives 😂
You don’t already use knives for everything?
I play this and I cut I wrists
Plot twist: He's making more for Lazarbeam to be tortured.
Lazarbeam puts the death in death runs
Ok Lazarbeam is the new maverick.
Don’t press read more
Now you have good luck for 2019
Wait why did I got over 550 likes :) anyways all of you who have liked have good luck
SealPoo lol you know I’m a guy right
Thank you
Aha I didn’t click read more I clicked view comments
Aww dammit😂
Dogs and games 1st haha that’s what I always do too😂
At 10:31 skip back 10 seconds to 10:21
It fits too perfectly 😂
“I don’t know what just happened but it was - NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE”
Br3ccan Bacon it is 10:29
NimrodGod Has
Br3ccan Bacon lol
it's supposed to say “but it was not scientifically possible” form my point of view
He makes it PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to do the death runs
“Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice… I forgot the rest” -Lazarbeam 2019