2) i think you need ‘.’ before “global” and “section”. also, line 13 should be “xor edi, edi”. also, dont mov small numbers into rax, mov them to eax to save memory(the upper half will automatically become zero)
Top 5 Visual Studio / Code professionals: 1. that 99999 plugins guy 2. the 99999 files 3. that light mode user 4. the tortoise programmer 5. That guy that solves anything
"Hello guy, and welcome to episode 100000783,and we will learn of how to make real portals, and a whole matrix using python, so first we import random, them lat..."
Fun fact: NASA uses Debian - not arch - as it is extremely stable and rarely changes unlike arch which while not particularly unstable, is rolling release and thus gets the latest versions of stuff which while OK for the average user, is not ideal for something that really, really doesn't need to change much at all
You forgot about the SENIOR PROFESSOR THAT WRITES EVERYTHING IN FORTRAN 77 AND HIS CODE IS SO GOOD THAT NEVER, EVER NOONE COULD MAKE IT NOT WORK. Except anyone, who tries to compile it.
I like how a vanilla web dev environment (PHP, HTML, CSS, JavaScript + jQuery) is still superior in almost every way, but you're the devil if you don't use React for absolutely everything.
Web development always puzzles me. The end result always looks and feels the exact same so to me there's not a lot of point in circlejerking over frameworks.
Him: "These users are usually on some very old ThinkPad and run something like Arch Linux" Me on my Thinkpad t430 running Arch Linux: shuts blinds and locks doors..
I may not be a famous TH-camr or ex FAANG, but I can say that I use a ThinkPad T420, have programmed in QuickBasic, and I even have done a little assembly (albeit not for any commercial products). I enjoyed your video, keep it up!
Here I would like to thank Indian youtubers with not more than 20k sub that had been a hard carry throughout my degree second year. It has been an honour learning under yall
it's the best way to do anything. Generate a prime number? best case O(1). Calculate the meaning of life? also best case of O(1). We ignore the worst cases of course
For me theres two types of users in stack overflow the guy that make a 150 line explication and the chad with only one line of code that solve the problem
old thinkpad with arch linux? whats about old cracked huawei p20 lite witch shaderd display. With native arch linux on it working trough moonlight and kms to get low latency remote connection, connected to an old rce tv? yes i without hardware acceleration it sucks but still works for python :D
Forgot "that cool MIT prof with well maintained blog who explains the concept very well and has 5000 lines of open source code with 30+ experiments surrounding it"
the prof who doesn't show any code or how to implement it or do it, but gives you every theoretical information you don't need to know for actually using it
Then there's the guys on stack overflow that just answer "It's probably just a kid copying and pasting from TH-cam videos. Let him figure it out" when trying to make an NPC plugin for Minecraft.
The actual expert programmer is the programmer who fixes Stack Overflow when the site is down without Stack Overflow.
Damn didnt think about it. Now thats a flex.
OMG this is just EPIC
i think they have backup of db
@@yt.mhasan I think it's just a joke
Guy probably has access to their DB, so he'll find everything just fine
There's also the guy whose code is brilliant and easy to understand but whose accent requires you to hire an anthropologist to understand
Ask anyone from the Indian Subcontinent
@@metaparalysis3441 fr tho they helped me alot.
You know, sometimes I think being an Indian programmer would be better, just for this reason.
bisqwit
GHILO guhiys tothlhlä1╜13┘Q3J07Ä87ÄD4ay ve maykhing da vedro vouArld prrrrogrrramu
"Today we're going to program the landing mechanism"
*imports random*
me: "oh hell no"
death = random.randrange(0,10)
if (death == 0):
Die()
@@zyapguy it's fine i rolled a 1
*rockets goes into the ocean*
if (goingtodie):
dont()
def dont():
pass
@@zyapguy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel like there are two kinds of experts. Those who act like they're godly, and those who are.
The last one seems to be godly
Woah
Didn't expect to find swifty here
@@lukapetrovic184 ö
Always expect Swifty!
@@IamusTheFox A swift reply. Fitting.
Just laughed my ass off when he roasted the techlead
Felt good
Techlead does tend to make my grifter alarm bells go off.
Yeah I never liked him especially after his wHy I dOn'T uSe LiNuX video
@@killertigergaming6762 he is mostly talking about cryptocurrencies now.
@@yevhenukrainianer4781 hence why i unsubscribed from him :/
The guy with 500 years of expertise == THE INDIAN GUY WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING, i luv those guys.
I love that kind of person too. Has all the answers o_o
lol my dad is one of those people
@@RRareGaming You're Jesus?
@@poppy63765 no
@@RRareGaming But your dad is god
Nobody beats a programmer who programs on their phone lol
I guess I am the one that struggles to do it
@@PQCraft I do it this way cause I am in quarantine right now and far away from my computer. I was never ever expecting something like this.
@@PQCraft I do it this way cause I am in quarantine right now and far away from my computer. I was never ever expecting something like this.
Anywhere with internet, there is ssh
With ssh, vim is with you
It's hell
2) i think you need ‘.’ before “global” and “section”. also, line 13 should be “xor edi, edi”. also, dont mov small numbers into rax, mov them to eax to save memory(the upper half will automatically become zero)
Thanks. I'm really bad at assembly sorry
@@zyapguy no one is good at asm
Depend on the assembler. Some weird ones handle this for u.
there are so many flavors of the damned language im sure its valid in at least one lmao
Assembler varies to different CPU archs and operating systems, even different hardware.
Top 5 Visual Studio / Code professionals:
1. that 99999 plugins guy
2. the 99999 files
3. that light mode user
4. the tortoise programmer
5. That guy that solves anything
feel personally attacked by the 3rd
@@monke7566 well, dont need to be only in code that i can be attacked, the worst is discor...
@@igorjosue8957 everything i use is on light mode
@@monke7566 Even Discord? How are your eyes not ash?
@@monke7566 aren’t your eyes burning?
"Hello Guys, and welcome to episode, 100000782 of how to make a NASA Rocket" xD
I'm glad you laughed 😀
"today were working on the landing"
*imports random*
import random
"Hello guy, and welcome to episode 100000783,and we will learn of how to make real portals, and a whole matrix using python, so first we import random, them lat..."
Fun fact: NASA uses Debian - not arch - as it is extremely stable and rarely changes unlike arch which while not particularly unstable, is rolling release and thus gets the latest versions of stuff which while OK for the average user, is not ideal for something that really, really doesn't need to change much at all
There’s always that one programmer that just downloads everything
That's me. I just download every single thing there is to programming but never really program. it has become an addiction. HELP
You forgot about the SENIOR PROFESSOR THAT WRITES EVERYTHING IN FORTRAN 77 AND HIS CODE IS SO GOOD THAT NEVER, EVER NOONE COULD MAKE IT NOT WORK.
Except anyone, who tries to compile it.
4 should be a web developer lol, showing us a tutorial on how to do the same thing in the 50th javascript framework
I like how a vanilla web dev environment (PHP, HTML, CSS, JavaScript + jQuery) is still superior in almost every way, but you're the devil if you don't use React for absolutely everything.
Web development always puzzles me. The end result always looks and feels the exact same so to me there's not a lot of point in circlejerking over frameworks.
You forgot that one guy that has top rep on every single programing forum ever
The last one is way too specific to not have actually happened
me: uses x230 thinkpad
me: uses arch linux
me: "Get Rekt me lol"
me: on a custom firmware chromebook
me uses arch linux: i use arch btw
me using a slightly newer thonkpad and uses arch
btw...I use Arch :P
@@drishalballaney yea i use arch with i3 gaps
@@pe_w I hop between xmonad and qtile 😅
@@drishalballaney yea i want to try openbox sometime i like the intergration with the desktop more
literally just watched the others last night, amazing
Thank you for watching!
That guy planning out the entire assembly program and writing it from top to bottom without mistake, though. Mad skills
(4) start literally every sentence with "as a billionaire who has worked in FAANG companies"
Nice video, its nice how we can hear how much fun you have doing this videos!
Thanks! It's really fun to make these! I hope you guys enjoy watching them!
awesome video, thank you!
Thank you for watching!
Great vid! Can you please do videos for "How Beginner programmers see Expert code" and "How Expert programmers see Beginner code"? Thanks!
Of course! Thanks for the suggestion
Ah, fuck. I use Lenovo Thinkpad T430 with Arch Linux installed. For almost a year.
Him: "These users are usually on some very old ThinkPad and run something like Arch Linux"
Me on my Thinkpad t430 running Arch Linux: shuts blinds and locks doors..
BTW I also use arch :D
I may not be a famous TH-camr or ex FAANG, but I can say that I use a ThinkPad T420, have programmed in QuickBasic, and I even have done a little assembly (albeit not for any commercial products). I enjoyed your video, keep it up!
I love writing code in assembly, however only as a hobby. I'm not that crazy but modding games in it for example is extremly fun imo
Here I would like to thank Indian youtubers with not more than 20k sub that had been a hard carry throughout my degree second year. It has been an honour learning under yall
Actually nice content I subbed :)
This dude really loves to import python's random module.
it's the best way to do anything. Generate a prime number? best case O(1). Calculate the meaning of life? also best case of O(1). We ignore the worst cases of course
DAMN, u shut my mouf*
just to say that i enjoyed ur video and suscribed. Just keep growing dont quit this channel i wish u a long journey :-)
Thank you!
Google knows enough i searched for tons of programming problems in their search engine.
from one turkish programmer to another, your channel has a lot of potential and i can see it blowing up one day
For me theres two types of users in stack overflow the guy that make a 150 line explication and the chad with only one line of code that solve the problem
4 is techlead for sure
o_o perhaps...
I personally enjoyed that roast
no 6: *the coder*
no 7: the guy who likes all his comme- oh wait hes right here
Good vid bruh :D
He forgot the true expert.
That guy. "The Indian guy".
Did you just make a TechLead reference?
old thinkpad with arch linux? whats about old cracked huawei p20 lite witch shaderd display. With native arch linux on it working trough moonlight and kms to get low latency remote connection, connected to an old rce tv? yes i without hardware acceleration it sucks but still works for python :D
0:39 Introduces the project, a rocket's landing mechanisms.
Proceeds to import random
That youtuber with 500yrs of knowledge is for sure brocode. 100 percent sure.
And there's the old guy who gets brought out of retirement every once in a while to fix some problem of a 70's mainframe for some organization.
A FRICKIN COBOL MAINFRAME !
@@MuhammadHanif-bx4pb True
your vids simple and fun you deserve a sub
Thank you!
Forgot "that cool MIT prof with well maintained blog who explains the concept very well and has 5000 lines of open source code with 30+ experiments surrounding it"
That kind of programmer is not even a programmer anymore. They are just ascended at that point! :D
Nice video bro :)
Thank you ;)
Are You From Turkey? Im just asking cuz the "Activate Windows" Text Was is Turkish Language by the way Nice Video!
Yep
you are doing a series of types of programmers! the best series, I subscribed, and I will watch all 4 videos!
Welcome aboard! Thank you!
Bro, I swear you were at 500 subs yesterday! Keep up the growth and grinding man :D
Thanks! I can't believe it still!
@@zyapguy Honestly, you're a really entertaining TH-camr! I hope you go far in your journey :DDD
@@ItzOwo Thanks!
just a heads up to people new to programming, when you're making a rocket landing mechanism you ABSOLUTELY DO NOT AND SHOULD NOT need to import random
Ah yes, TechMeniac, my favorite youtuber
Dude is nice enough to respond to all the comments. Good luck, man.
Why do I feel like I know this ONE guy?
No.4 was the best 😂😂😂😂😂 make more videos covering the person being referenced in No.4 🤣
When you notice the channel in the video has only ~500 subscribers, but the video was publish only 3 weeks ago
Everyone gangsta untill the Elder Programmer starts whipping out his Assembly skill.
the guy with light IDE
Omg, the last guy.
I relate to that one guy so much, that even when I programmed my custom car physics I used the same page.
the prof who doesn't show any code or how to implement it or do it, but gives you every theoretical information you don't need to know for actually using it
Oh wow, I never thought I'd see a dedicated video about me! Thank you so much zyapguy, I appreciate it! :)
did he channel just doubled in a day!
sorry for bad english i don't have my keyboard with me i am on vaccation..
"Died in some mysterious boating accident", Oh you mean just like my gun collection?
There's always that "Answer" post in the answers to a stackoverflow problem, but its almost always the SECOND highest answer that solves MY problem
Thats so true 😂😂😂 love your Videos
Thank you so much!
I think that's your pet dog
I wish
very nice, subbed
Thank you!
@@zyapguy ur channel is under-rated lol, Keep up the good work!
These videos are very entertaining! Please continue making more!
I will!
I’m an expert batch malware creator, I use page 2 on my search, but usually page 3 is best.
I killed many vms, so I use windows sandbox.
you'll be the next big thing, trust me.
the channel is flying🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Thank you!
2:58 well done. savage af :)
This video was released six hours ago. In the video, he had 480 subs. Now he has 700+. He is growing fast
Yes. It's unbelievable. Thank you all so much
The one programmer that always yells no at your code and immediately comes up with a better one
02:11 that Techmaniac has some Techlead vibes.
love your content
Thanks
>Has a 10 year old dell laptop
>Uses Arch Linux
Aww yiss
Bruh I'm reading this with a 10 year old laptop and using Arch, but without the evil part
@@lowrhyan567 greetings, brother!
I will support u untill u get millions of subs
Thank you!
4th one was kinda too specific lmao
3:36 5 types of youtubers programmers could be nice
Thanks for the suggestion! I will absolutely do this!
HUH?! YOU WERE JUST 50 SOMETHING SUBSCRIBERS when I last looked at your channel, damn the result of daily uploading
Omg just discovered this gem 💎 plz more 😎🤘🏻
Then there's the guys on stack overflow that just answer "It's probably just a kid copying and pasting from TH-cam videos. Let him figure it out" when trying to make an NPC plugin for Minecraft.
I learn Python for about one month. Do you think I can hack the Pentagon now?
You forgot that one 14 year old Indian guy who knows how to create Google from scratch in 10 days
Doable in js/ts
Dont u need loop in order to see the text in assembler
I just want to know whose dog is that, I want to pet him for he is a legend
I don't know sadly :(
Becel Shibainu
Ikr
The FANG guy forgot to write his tests
Why is no one talking about how perfect he roasted Tech Lead 💀😂
Number 4 is tech lead for sure
Everyone: ok
Me: five types of expert programmers, number 1 zyapguy
Thanks! I don't think im an expert programmer though
Five tips of programmer youtubers filming five videos about five types of programmers who write five types of programms
Stackoverflow: thats a duplicate of "question" but it doesnt have the answer you are looking for.
New sub bro, looking forward to see new videos! How long you been programming
About 6-7 years. Thanks for watching
@@zyapguy cool!
You forgot the ,,Sitting in a chair and talking about how he got 5094844738463773€ with programming (with 309727272€ pc's in the background) flex guy"
The ancient programmer would definitely install Gentoo on that ThinkPad
Underrated.
This video is blowing up!!!
Edit : wait a minute, only just 3 days ago you just had around 450 subs, now it's over 3k.
It is! Thanks for watching!
0:35 Arch Linux is the best
I'm a python beginner who wants to learn more about programming.
why I'm here watching a video about veterans ?
I should stop procasting
can you make a 5 types of programmers at school
Making a nasa rocket LOL thts the time I hit that sub button
why do you like the random module so much?