I literally finished a college exam, went to pick up my girlfriend from her own college, had a coffee together, came back home and I'm now listening to three adults having a debate about gorillas representing countries in a fighting PPV.
ro bi just got back from a trip to a state 9 hours away where i accidently dj'd a wedding and went to an amusement park then defended the chipotle sign in my hosue from the neighbors now goons my college doesn't even start for a couple weeks still
The Dooo is just basically the host of this podcast at this point, sure he's missing sometimes but he by far has the best track record of showing up lmao
@bryanbennett3597 more like honorary goon cuz as far as i remember he's only been on like 2 podcasts and none recently. But ethan is definitely a goon. He is the goons
Interesting story, so I dropped off my dad at the Metallica concert before heading to work like a mile away, I was actually working security for a bar/club directly outside of the Rangers stadium. But anyway, while I was working at the bar (it was probably 1:30AM to 2:00AM at this point) but in the VIP section of the bar/club where I was directly stationed next to, there was a group that just kept ordering bottle after bottle, I was surprised cause I’d never seen anyone in VIP ever buy that many within the span of a few hours, when we closed and were pushing people out we were specifically instructed by the owner to NOT push out VIP and let him handle it. All of this felt like a mostly normal shift for me mind you. But the next day, which was the second day of the concert, I was checking ID’s at the door, and I stopped a guy and asked for his ID as I was told to ID everybody, he responded by showing a wristband and my supervisor came over and waved him through, come to find out he was the concert manager for Metallica! My manger after telling me said he wished he could had worked the night before, I asked why as I worked and it was relatively normal, he then went “dude, you didn’t know? Apparently some members of Metallica were in VIP last night!” So I literally stood right next to members of Metallica for hours and had NO IDEA because I didn’t know what any of them looked or sounded like!
2:09 This only happens if there aren’t actual musicians available to play Taps for whichever ceremony is taking place. While I was in, there were a ton of funerals for servicemen who committed suicide during COVID and the band would sent “buglers” out to play Taps at least once a week if not 2-3 times a week.
I want to be somewhere on that flight that there is two dumbass arguing about a gorilla hijacking the plane and how everyone heard it and started panicking hahahaha
I live in Kansas City Missouri so I don't know if dooo's on the other side of the state but it got to about 118° in direct sunlight around 3 weeks ago here, I had blister on my hands and forearms from it.
I'm pretty sure if Dooo comes to Europe he'll just have to talk to people under 45 if he wants to hold an English conversation in most places. Plus literally everything in Western Europe has a native language and English translation on almost every sign. Good place for an American to survive for a couple weeks (source: my American friends)
Nice line up. I have a part of 5FDP's "Back for More" set as my alarm "It's time to rise up, man up, get back up." and the next about 30 seconds. I've always wanted to got to a concert, but their usually 2+ hours away (When I was in HS Staind (who is back after a 12 year hiatus so hyped my favorite band at the time, still love em') did play pretty close by but my Mom doesn't understand the concept of spending money on experiences.
Wait what? We getting blessed with 2 in less than a week? Either that or this was a mistake lol Edit: hearing soup and Ethan talk about all my favorite local venues and restaurants like that is just hilarious to me. Also I know exactly which taco place rob got food from
In regard to the gorilla fights instead of wars theres an anime with a similar story but no gorillas. Kengan Ashura is where companies have fighters and whoever wins gets to build in a plot of land or stock or something like that, pretty fucking good story ngl.
I literally simp for this podcast i was in the middle of watching a video that i was really enjoying but the second this notification popped up i immediately switched to it
Was listening to this on my AirPods and when thedooo Hit that high note on the recorder, one of my headphones muted for a second. Y'all be trolling My ear holes on this podcast
RIP Blag and McNasty. Will never forget you two.
barg
Nah I'll forget Mcnasty
R, I, P to the homeboys Bag and McAss. Truly some of the amazing autists of all time.
Who?
already forgot how to spell his name tho😢
I literally finished a college exam, went to pick up my girlfriend from her own college, had a coffee together, came back home and I'm now listening to three adults having a debate about gorillas representing countries in a fighting PPV.
What a day lol
ro bi just got back from a trip to a state 9 hours away where i accidently dj'd a wedding and went to an amusement park then defended the chipotle sign in my hosue from the neighbors now goons
my college doesn't even start for a couple weeks still
I sense another 5 podcasts without all goons again
we got a fortune teller here
xdd
i sense that my balls are on fire
xdd
@@QuintariusApeI can see the future Bubba
TWO PODCATS IN A WEEK HELL YEAH
After having 2 weeks of no podcast. We're blessed with 2 in two days!
The Dooo is just basically the host of this podcast at this point, sure he's missing sometimes but he by far has the best track record of showing up lmao
The gorilla conversation was probably the hardest I've laughed in a while
As much as Ethan is on the Podcast we might as well consider him a member or at least a co-member. We love him
Very nice
He's definitely a member in my eyes, especially because of how chaotic he is
He'll shit all over that dog
Yumi is a goon in my eyes too
@bryanbennett3597 more like honorary goon cuz as far as i remember he's only been on like 2 podcasts and none recently. But ethan is definitely a goon. He is the goons
They knew we needed a soup and Ethan episode. Satisfaction guaranteed.😅
Metalica, Gorilla pokemon battles and Ethan doing magic, this podcast has it all.
This is definitely one of the podcasts of all time.
i love iranian camels
Im so down for Ethan to be just an honorary guest on every podcast, dude is awesome
Interesting story, so I dropped off my dad at the Metallica concert before heading to work like a mile away, I was actually working security for a bar/club directly outside of the Rangers stadium. But anyway, while I was working at the bar (it was probably 1:30AM to 2:00AM at this point) but in the VIP section of the bar/club where I was directly stationed next to, there was a group that just kept ordering bottle after bottle, I was surprised cause I’d never seen anyone in VIP ever buy that many within the span of a few hours, when we closed and were pushing people out we were specifically instructed by the owner to NOT push out VIP and let him handle it. All of this felt like a mostly normal shift for me mind you. But the next day, which was the second day of the concert, I was checking ID’s at the door, and I stopped a guy and asked for his ID as I was told to ID everybody, he responded by showing a wristband and my supervisor came over and waved him through, come to find out he was the concert manager for Metallica! My manger after telling me said he wished he could had worked the night before, I asked why as I worked and it was relatively normal, he then went “dude, you didn’t know? Apparently some members of Metallica were in VIP last night!” So I literally stood right next to members of Metallica for hours and had NO IDEA because I didn’t know what any of them looked or sounded like!
2:09 This only happens if there aren’t actual musicians available to play Taps for whichever ceremony is taking place. While I was in, there were a ton of funerals for servicemen who committed suicide during COVID and the band would sent “buglers” out to play Taps at least once a week if not 2-3 times a week.
I need Ethan and Soup body pillows in the merch store
@brycemiller2045 c'mon, you know what i mean
2 podcasts in a week I might meat my spaghetti because of this
Spaghetti
i’m spaghetting my meat
what does this even mean? why are you not adding meat to your spaghetti?
Soup as a news anchor what a legendary moment
Two podcasts in two days is a blessing from the lord 🙏🙏
The most calmest and tamest podcast to date another great episode guys
"Now we're thinking with our dipsticks" Fucking killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also, impressed at Soups plane knowledge lol
Soup and Ethan taking over the podcast oh boy this one's gonna be a good one.
The whole gorilla on a plane concept just makes me hope they spoof snakes on a plane 😂
This is probably the best Goons podcast. Gorillas highjacking planes had me laughing
Hypothetical Soup is the best. I haven't laughed this hard in forever!
I want to be somewhere on that flight that there is two dumbass arguing about a gorilla hijacking the plane and how everyone heard it and started panicking hahahaha
i love how serious Ethan answers Soups beyond irrational hypotheticals it makes me die, its the perfect dynamic
2 GOONS PODCASTS IN 1 WEEK???? Im here for it
The Hijack bit had me dead💀💀💀
"Mcnasty is (sleeping) doing Mcnasty things.."
I live in Kansas City Missouri so I don't know if dooo's on the other side of the state but it got to about 118° in direct sunlight around 3 weeks ago here, I had blister on my hands and forearms from it.
I listen to the gorilla segment like 5 times a day its so fucking funny
Bro this is a diamond in the ass cheeks of multiple elephants. Thank you for blessing our ears with the new song of gay pirates.
the best goons podcast i’ve ever listened to
Doo's flight attendant voice 😳🤣
Pegging on the Poopdeck is by far the greatest thing yall have ever done lol.
Im flying for a trip next month and the thought of a gorilla corpse sliding out at baggage claim is the main thing im looking forward to
I'm pretty sure if Dooo comes to Europe he'll just have to talk to people under 45 if he wants to hold an English conversation in most places. Plus literally everything in Western Europe has a native language and English translation on almost every sign. Good place for an American to survive for a couple weeks (source: my American friends)
with this audience i can confidently say we were all dancing to that intro
Goons: "is anyone still watching this?"
Me: this is what I come to these podcasts for. I'm here for braindead moments
we eating GOOD this week with 2 podcasts
Another podcast this week? YEAH BABY! We got blessed with another goons podcast!
the gorilla plane question made me laugh harder than anything in the last year
No better birthday gift than a new goons podcast! Thank you my friendings
well theres gotta be soooome better gifts out there, like theres Mclarens and like entire homes. those would probs come close at least
also hope your birthday was good!
4:30 mins in and everything after the fork popping the tire I’m dying
I could easily survive 20 700 pound gorillas on a small plane
This podcast made me laugh so hard I had to hide it from my coworkers. They’re not going to understand what spawning a gorilla on a plane means
Texas is hot as balls! Its been 100+ for like 2 weeks. Go to Arizona now THAT is a dry heat, it was 124 when i left Phoenix and it felt like 90!
2 IN A ROW BASICALLY?! YEAH BABY!!!
Loved the Ons Podcast. lookin forward to the Goons Podcast next week!
shoulda waited for this upload, boutta get my dopamine too high
There is nothing on this spinning orb that makes me feel more alive than listening to a 1 hour podcast about gorillas hijacking planes.
Soup is getting a “pre-zoo” Harambe street fight highlight tape in the mail from the Ape Fighting Society
Nice line up. I have a part of 5FDP's "Back for More" set as my alarm "It's time to rise up, man up, get back up." and the next about 30 seconds. I've always wanted to got to a concert, but their usually 2+ hours away (When I was in HS Staind (who is back after a 12 year hiatus so hyped my favorite band at the time, still love em') did play pretty close by but my Mom doesn't understand the concept of spending money on experiences.
Hell yeahhhhh this just made my day better
Wait what?
We getting blessed with 2 in less than a week? Either that or this was a mistake lol
Edit: hearing soup and Ethan talk about all my favorite local venues and restaurants like that is just hilarious to me. Also I know exactly which taco place rob got food from
2 podcasts in less than 24 hours! Letttsssss gooooo
how hard is it for Blarg to show up for more than once in a row
I love them all but I’m really hyperfixtated on Matt so I literally can only watch the ones Matt is in so him always being absence sucks😭
it's because blarg is constantly traveling somewhere and visiting people
To be fair this is the second pod in 2 days, if he was gone for the last one it makes sense he'd still be gone for the one a day after
@@SexiestSnowLeopard they don’t record two days in a row. They just suck at consistent uploads.
@@zionkaushagen1228 according to you? It's still too close together to be two different weeks
"I wanna get lost" - come with the gang to Poland Soup. :)
We need more soup hypotheticals NOW
This has probably become my favorite podcast so far. I was crying laughing at the beginning and at the fucking gorilla part dude
saw mammoth wvh open for alter bridge here in my hometown not too long ago, good to hear them getting talked about.
the fucking gorilla conversation killed me
This is one of your best podcasts. The plane and gorillas story is so funny. I wish i was able to go to the metallica show :(
Did someone fuck up the post scheduling? Lmao
Soup be on the plane like "Anybody up for an open discussion?"
In regard to the gorilla fights instead of wars theres an anime with a similar story but no gorillas. Kengan Ashura is where companies have fighters and whoever wins gets to build in a plot of land or stock or something like that, pretty fucking good story ngl.
2 podcasts in 1 week? Idk how much my brain cells can take
When this episode devolved into Ukraine vs Russia Ape Conflict moments I knew it was truly a podcast episode of all-time
Just saying, soup would not survive outside in the northern part of Quebec for more than 2 weeks
The gorilla on the plane bit fucking killed me 😂😂
31:19 "I'd like to go to Rome and shit grease" -TheDooo, 2023
I went to the Montreal Metallica shows and it was cool to hear your experiences as it was really similar to mine, great stuff
Love the spirit box merch. Dooo introduced me to them
Watching two goons podcasts in a week could bring a shart to my britches
this is the earliest I've ever been to a podcast
1:06:31 DAMN DOOO YOU GOT SOME MAD FLUTE SKILLS
im losing a lung over the whole gorilla-plane hypothetical dude. that shit is hitting way too hard
Pantera was at Moscow too, boiis
When’s this gonna be on Spotify so I can listen at work 😂
The pirate song is amazing play it everyday when I drive to work the final SpongeBob horn makes my car rattle
holyshit 2 podcasts in one week??? YAAASS QUEEENS
This is the happiest I've ever been!! 2 podcasts in 1 week
You got a very sad life then
@@fazehank5311 Yes he's definitely being 100% serious and this isn't just an exaggeration
@@fazehank5311 ure not wrong there buddy
my new favorite episode
why are news always breaking? we never fix them...
I bet the Dooo would love the show Alone on discovery plus.
I literally simp for this podcast i was in the middle of watching a video that i was really enjoying but the second this notification popped up i immediately switched to it
I sure hope the "CEO OF GAMERSUPPS" isnt gonna kill soup and ethan
So freaking cool that Dallas and Ethan were here in Arlington
Gorilla in plane:step 1:DO A BARREL ROLL.step 2:slap parachute on said gorilla.step 3:air drop said gorilla on an orphanage....mission accomplished
Got to Newfoundland Canada and try to understand our English 😂😂 36:25
Was listening to this on my AirPods and when thedooo Hit that high note on the recorder, one of my headphones muted for a second. Y'all be trolling My ear holes on this podcast
God i love it when a podcast comes out and it isnt on spotify 💀💀💀💀
The almost accidental card trick at the end would have been insane😂
Ayyyyy New Mexico call out from Dooo! Made my day
DAWG ANOTHER ONE?! LETS FUCKING GOOOO
I can't handle this. I actually watched an advertisement in my confusion.
My greatest fear is a gorilla hijacking the plane
My ass was like "Jesus fuck has it been a week already?!"
Forking a fork in the fork in the road
15:53 i was promised to die from it, i didnt, not satisfied 😂still waiting on the green shit