Vertical Seafood Taco
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 เม.ย. 2013
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Karaoke version: • Vertical Seafood Taco ...
They say it's from Monaco
A special kind of taco
Made up of creatures from the sea
You might think it smells fishy
And looks unpleasantly squishy
But it tastes all right to me
wooaoaahahh
wooaaahhahahh
Its eaten raw not fried, and turned upon its side
Vertical seafood taco
Hey there...it's me.
...No, not him. It's Fernando, remember?
Mmmm, now you've got it.
Ooohhh
Ooohhh
Pass the salt.
Woah x 100
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I almost forgot to watch this today.
Please help, I can't stop
@@nicholaswebber6694 There is no help, you are united with perfection. Stand proud brother
Is there a loop?
Same.
@@nicholaswebber6694 don't forget to watch today
my goal in life is to some day find friends who are able to appreciate your videos and not get disgusted whenever i try to show them.
amen
One day we will discover such a mythical creature. For now, the hunt continues. At least we have a good soundtrack.
You can find 'em
I grew up with friends like that hahaha
no fucking shit dude lol
We’re those friends. Don’t let that go.
WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T ORDER THE RED SAAUCE WITH YOUR VERTICAL SEAFOOD TACO
***** The red sea is perhaps sailable...but what about the yello....NO! STOP IT ME! DON'T.
As long as you're not eating the sauce with the taco it's fine. Other uses aren't so bad with the sauce.
19822andy jesus *gulp* i think i just puked in my mouth...
Oh God.
Alexander Locke
I'm so so sorry. I didn't realise the comment would get this much attention..
I have an uncomfortable amount of Sexualobster lyrics memorized
That can't be healthy.
Kevin Thompson same
Kevin Thompson Half of them are moans.....
RexTnova lel On some songs, but songs like Quest of the Manwhore are only partially moan... I listened to it on repeat until I got the whole thing
Kevin Thompson Ye I know I was just joking my personal favorite song is the anal virginiti one even tho its onky a fev words
I just realized this song is about a woman's vulva. I actually believed this was about a Mexican seafood delicacy from Monaco. I memorized the song in its entirety and sang it in front of friends, co-workers and younger family members. My life! These lyrics make so much sense now!
Haha well that sure went *Juan* so very *juan*
+Superior Noah I want a divorce.
+Juan Way I want to get married now what :|
Jesus christ, I feel so sorry for you. You sang it. At your job....
Zurgo Pussysmasher I have a new job and a clean slate!
*pass the salt*
You just finding this?
Figured you would've found it years ago
@@kytana3
I just re-found it. Was lost in the couch cushions.
What did the Romans think of the Vertical Seafood Taco?
Anything with gooseman going woo woo woo instantly makes me feel better
Who remembers watching this when it first came out and his username was sexualobster?
Sadly no, I found him as is but I cant remember what was first recommended to me just that it was Fernando
good times
Greasy Tales 4 LIFE.
I was there
I miss the sexualobster name. Stupid youtube thinking that name is inappropriate.
I love how our boy Greasy Tales’ old videos are making a comeback on youtube, this was youtubes golden days maN
What makes you say that, is this a rerelease
keep coming back to this song, remind me the time when internet is truly free.
I remember when this was posted to newgrounds and i watched it at school and I showed my 2 friends this and we were howling with laughter to the point the teacher came over to see why the three of us kept maoning pass the salt and whoa. We were banned from youtube for the rest of the semester in that class lol. Thanks for the good times bruv!
seems harsh
@@SexuaLobster haha she took one look at the title of the vid and I could tell she had made up her mind on the spot lol
@@SexuaLobster it does. Also what is with goats and walruses on your channel? Is it an innuendo?
@@ElazarYershovFilms Walrus's are very erotic
@@fatwe1992 And majestic.
No not greasy tales ,its sexual lobster remember ? mmmmm . Now you've got it 😉
Six years later, and much experience gained in my life, I’m pretty sure this video is about a vagina...
DaddyJay you must be crazy ! Any rational person could see that Greasy Tales was singing about the Shapeshifting Alien Lizard people from Planet X that run the Globalist New World Order !
Midway 1942 HOW COULD I BE SO NAIVE, YOU’RE RIGHT!
Yeah
Shame those six years didn't include an anatomy lesson.
I still can't get over his new channel name... 😐
0:55 ferando's worry that we have forgotten him strikes me to the core like that of a harpoon, a squid hunting harpoon
my wife is giving me her vertical seafood taco tonight
Pass the salt
Gay
Did you use your cheesy bratwurst
@@WizzardJC I did! it didn't fit at first, so I pushed it in harder
Eeewwww...
.......
Go on
DO NOT EAT THE SEAFOOD TACO IN THE MORNING, IT'S BEEN MARINATING ALL NIGHT
@Sunlightshadow I sentence you to 69 years in the bruh dimension
that just makes it all the more flavorful
Sometimes I come here to calm the bad ideas in my mind, suicide may be optional, but listening to this song is medicinal.
It is so sad. If you got once the chance to eat that taco you don't ever want to stop. But sadly through twists and turns in life, the shop closes which gives you the best taco's you've ever eaten. And then you strive through the land and see another taco store, giving you a chance to taste it once more again. And luckily after seeing more and more shops closed and your dreams shattered of ever eating that good Vertical Seafood Taco which gave you the same amazing taste like the first did, you'll find that one Taco store which will serve the best Vertical Seafood Taco made especially for your tastes.
I've liked way way too many comments. Now I see people getting philosophical with the stuff and I can't complain bc i have a degree in psychology. The way the world works.
7 years later I came back to say... yes
😢
this phrase gets stuck in my head about once a month every few years
not even the song
my brain just says "vertical seafood taco" on a loop
36 year old virgin here and I enjoy this song!
This has to be my favorite of the sexuallobster compositions. It sounds so, dramatic, so forlorn, so contemplative...
how does this only have ten likes
Chicken Noodle fucking criminal. Fernando and Gooseman deserve so much better
Why’d he change his tag? TH-cam being a cunt?
@@stoneshatter12 yes.
I want this to play at my funeral
Everyone will be like what
Invite me pls :D
I've had an MP3 of this on my phone since it came out. So every now and then when I deadlift and listen to music on shuffle, it comes on.
It took me much longer than i'd like to admit to figure out this song is about vaginas
+alidoge you're a doge, it's expected
+alidoge what
+alidoge WAIT WHAT?!
pooseh
+alidoge holy shit now that I think about it XD
Pass the salt...
Jesus why am i getting olf so fast, i remember this release like it was yesterday
The important thing is you keep coming back. This can't be forgotten!
nostalgia
Finally know what hes talking about now that I'm not 10 years old.
Golly, the internet sure is... a place.
This song spoke to me on a emotional level
The instrumental is so good it's scary
Hard to believe this was 9 years ago, oh how the time has flown, so much has happened since then
>Implying i'd forget Fernando.
hehe :)
"Pass the Salt" 😂😂😂
To this day it is still the most beautiful Wowowo chain of all times
the fact that it's a Bonafide millennial whoop makes it so much worse.
10years???😮
man everyday i feel so damn old but im glad i was here when it first came out
when he said "woah" i felt that
Your songs are timeless mr lobster
Please come back. I need more videos to keep fighting my depression.
Amen. :
I love how this was made 6 years ago and all the comments are from at least 1 month/two weeks ago
Masterpiece. Period.
Hepodix u sure u want THAT kind of taco?
I listened to this song as a teenager all the time... but I just figured out the title :I
Your greasy songs and tales bring me great comfort in these trying times
Can't get this song out of my head...
All these years later, it's still pure art.
This video got me through a really tough time in my life, greasy tales (formerly sexualobster) is my personal hero.
I'm going to model myself after gooseman for the rest of my life.
It is truly the best sort of life.
#metoo
this song touched the deepest fibers of my heart
I really probably shouldn't be singing this out loud to myself at work. 🤷♂️
you really should
This is from six years ago? Goddamn that went fast. It still tastes alright to me
when someone asks what a Vertical Seafood Taco is.
I sing them this song.
I remember having this song constantly playing in my head in 6th grade
i remember turning this song in as a poem i was supposed to write. (i dont like writing)
nice to see this song still getting love in the comment section all these years later.
My thousandth time here and every time i think this is an entire song about eating vag and its really good
Im still here seth, still remembering the good ol days. Miss you man (not dead we just dont talk)
Still can't believe you had to change the channel name
Why tho
I remember it was being him testing name changes but when he tried changing it back to sexual lobster yt wasn’t allowing the word “sexual” anymore. There’s a video of it I believe
@@bigbrainuwu5718 they should have kept the name
It's not like he knew it wouldn't let him back
Ok, so one of us needs to raise the capital to buy YT and allow Sexuallobster his place back
When he said "Whoa whoa whoa"
I felt that
Whoa man
i felt "pass the salt"
revisiting this many years later, and i still love moancore
Just had the same idea 😮
struth
1:01
When you learn the meaning of the song
lmfao I've been listening to this song for 7 years and only got the meaning now
I got a mormon commercial for this video LMFAO!
They tryna get you to repent of your sinful deviant ways
Damn I can't believe this is 10 years old now
It's unbelievable. I feel like we've been in 2019 forever now.
This is as beautiful as the first day I saw it on newgrounds
i used to jam to to this when i was like 10. little did i know..
Hehe
1:30 Petition to make a meme format out of this image
I like the bit where he says "wooaahhh"
Then you're gonna like this other song...
Still getting comments to this day. Excellent.
Jesus, of course now I get why it's called vertical seafood taco. I'm fucking dumb sometimes.
Why?
Aaron Paavilainen It's obvious he's talking about a woman's private parts but never connected the dots until then.
hmmmmn.... now you've got it
F4Wildcat literally dying from laughter, thank you for that comment
I finally did too lolz and it only took me a year :D
I keep this melody so close to my 💜.....
I'd rather have the "tacos and burritos" talk instead of the "birds and the bees" talk. It sounds a lot more spicy. Also, I don't know why it is the birds and the bees anyway because English is my second language. I mean bees pollinate flowers, which is really sleazy if you think about, it and birds lay eggs so I don't know
asking the right questions
Just bought the whole fucking album.
Best 3€ I have ever spent
I have memorized all of the Beautiful Music Videos playlist and I listen to it a lot as a comfort kinda thing. I found Pleasure Island in like 2010 and ever since then I have always thought back on Fernando and Gooseman fondly
PasS tHe sALt!!!
Day 124- I've listened to this song on a loop for months now. I love it, if I only I could try the taco. I'm booked on a flight to Monaco tomorrow, hopefully I will find it.
jacob elliman godspeed my friend.
SexuaLobster Than you man, thank you.
SexuaLobster Your videos fill my black hole
jacob elliman Really? Me too :)
jacob elliman Day 24 - Went to Monaco to find some guy already in search for the taco. Together we shall try to find this glorious vertical taco.
I saw this the day it came out and I hum this song to myself all the time. It’s Michael Jackson level catchy music.
I personally believe Gooseman has the voice of an angel
I will always have a place in my heart for all of your silly videos, Greasy Tales/Sexualobster
I've never seen this before in my life, but before even looking at the upload date I just knew this was some early 2010s shit
"When the river is red,
use the muddy path" ~ Confucius
Fox McMillan lol haha
I have a crippling depression and get the cure from listening to this daily, thank you Lobster.
This makes me oddly nostalgic.
After so many years can we finally admit Gooseman's glasses, kick the ass of Kamina's glasses?
I did it all for the YOKO
The YOKO
So you can take that coco
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your
Wait...wha-...but...what? *Sigh* *Clicks Subscribe*
Imagine Ricardo Milos going to pleasure island to see the walrus pit with Fernando.
@Cober I dont think so I'm pretty sure Fernando is like 5+ years old or something
Yep, fernando appeared before meme with ricardo
Love it when he says "woah"
You too?! Great!
I cry everytime
~Pass the Salt~
Daily ritual.
When gooseman starting goimg woooaoaoooh-3-4x times i really felt the passion and despair xD
I didn't know vaginas were from Monacco! I should write them a "thank you" letter, i'm a big fan of their products!
I think you may have misunderstood the context of this song.
*****
i think you misunderstood the context of life
IvaNiftyChannel i think you are not even a human but a cat. Im on to you.
*****
shows how little you know, puny human, i'm actually 2 cats and a dog stacked on top of each other wearing a coat, mustache and top hat. You will never thwart my plans!
IvaNiftyChannel what a twist!
Beautiful. Almost made me cry.
I DID cry!
I start my everyday with this
1:31 was the best face I’ve ever seen
0:58 lol the shark
SexualLobster's video's are art. They have their own kind of soul, that captures us, and entertain us.
The perfect song to share with that special someone in your life
I aspire to be Gooseman someday..
Same! However, you should know that the universe will only allow one Gooseman to exist at any given time. So if you want to be Gooseman, you will have to destroy the current Gooseman and preform a ritual of transformation. From my experience, the Cyrus Method of Transformation (CMT) works best for taking the form of another person. Hope this helps! :)
@@the8box But.. How do you even destroy the current Gooseman? I thought it was impossible.
@@sponge8868 Me and my research team are currently looking into ways to destroy the current Gooseman. We've tried summoning the "Bane of Humanity," but Gooseman, despite the fact he has "man" in his name, is no longer considered human. And as such, the "Bane of Humanity" has no interest in destroying Gooseman.
According to my lead researcher, we've already exhausted all possible method for the destruction of Gooseman. So as of now.. yes, you are correct, there is no way to destroy Gooseman. However, we've recently been given a grant by the U.S. government, this should propel our research by 164%, and hopefully we should have a reasonably possible method by the end of 2022.
I hope this answers your question about the current Gooseman's immortality!
this is the most perfect work of art on the face of the multiverse :0
I need to stop pressing 9 before Fernando's gaze penetrates my sides.
+DiscoClam Press 7
+DiscoClam That is not the only thing this video will penetrate.
Hearing it since 2014, shit, loved Hearing this and the space walrus one
such a timeless masterpiece
God damn, I love Sexual Lobster so bad. I mean, I've loved him so bad for so long; I swear.
transformersloverjon RIP sexualobster
Piss off i saw him first when i was like 15
Tastes alright to me.
What a brilliant song.
Gooseman is god-tier
he is above god. he transcended godhood
***** Into....
spinax22 The universe itself
Sally Butter Pants Woah... that's deep bro. :O
What class do you think Gooseman would be?
I stand by what I said 6 years ago an absolute masterpiece