every citizen in ireland is just chris having a conversation with himself by running to the other side of the table and putting on a wig and funny voice
everyone I've ever met with an accent does that where their accent gets stronger when talking about their upbringing, home, or to someone else with that accent
Horrifyingly I know the context for the "mario lives in a pink house" story. I live in Dublin and awhile ago in town I was driving home and saw some old looking pink restaurant called Mario's. Kid probably saw that place and decided thats his house
Here's a complete stories timestamp list 0:04 -Gaelic Slang 0:16 -Pokemon/Skyrim dumbass 1:47 -Mario's Pink house 2:16 -Dropping water on people 4:17 -Playing "kick the bottle" 5:28 -School Principals 6:30 -Frog Chin Andy 7:00 -Stealing Panties 7:13 -Teacher shenanigans 9:26 -Peeing in a sink 9:41 -Sad Wexford duck story 10:28 -Fingering a cat 11:23 -Irish friends 12:54 -Sean's massive penis 15:32 -Electrocuting Teachers 17:14 -"YOU THREW A NAIL IN MY EYE !" 19:40 -"I like shootin' crows" 20:35 -Stealing the Mario movie 21:11 -Forging a fake ID 23:04 -The magical land of Finglas,Dublin 24:20 -Chicken in my tummy 24:50 -Irish Accents 25:38 -Patty's Ostrich farm/Fox cruelty 26:04 -Bartok fan-girls 26:55 -"The London Mishap" 32:22 -Chat Magazine 35:14 -Batter eating boy 36:15 -Chris O'Neil and the pet eel 37:58 -College Pokemon dealer 39:35 -Shooting a old ladies eyes out with BB's 40:59 -Cutting Geese's heads off 41:50 -Giuseppe The Great Deciever 46:14 -Irish final exams 49:22 -Burning a teachers house down 50:10 -Hurling camp 52:50 -Little Chris and Rayman 54:20 -Babies first beer 55:13 -Sonic Underground fanboy 56:25 -Beetlejuice theme song 57:00 -Santa lives in Lapland 59:50 -Thomas the tank engine 1:00:45 -Terrified of bugs 1:01:50 -The lamest situation 1:02:40 -Cloud Strife Keychain 1:03:40 -THE INTERNET 1:04:07 -Chris's mom is redpilled 1:04:51 -Chris's mom doesn't understand the value of a Genesis 1:05:47 -"Little pups" 1:06:06 -Chris's mom doesn't understand the value of a Genesis pt.2 1:07:33 -Chris loses the one ring 1:08:41 -Porn Spree 1:09:36 -"Daddy wouldn't buy me a super-split" 1:10:26 -Jack Black in Wexford 1:11:31 -Chris's dad plays LFD2 1:11:36 -Grabbing Owls 1:12:10 -Chris's dad nonsense 1:13:05 -Chris's dad murdered by the Yakuza 1:13:40 -Princess Diana 1:14:05 -Chris's Dad v Midget 1:14:44 -Give a Mouse a cookie 1:15:50 -Killing a Robin 1:16:16 -Buried Treasure 1:16:57 -Fooling the Church 1:17:17 -Funny Pranks 1:18:38 -Bart Simpson 1:19:30 -Chris's dad's cement spine/Traumatising children & Midgets 1:20:52 -Visiting the Simpsons 1:22:37 -Funny little Bandicoot 1:23:17 -The O'Neil Dynasty 1:23:34 -Donald Duck impression 1:24:00 -Harry Potter/Nice comments 1:24:38 -Saving Babies/Tarzan Yawning 1:25:14 -Doormat 1:25:23 -Final Fantasy 7 1:26:26 -Mommy and Daddy/Flying in Wexford/Spooky Irish Ghosts Yes, I have no life
No one ever talks about how remarkable it is that Chris can even play games for us when all his fingers were bitten off by the packs of wolves in Ireland
I mean at one point in life it stopped being harmless fun to splash someone or make them fall into water specifically because it's very likely that they have electronics on them that are vulnerable to it. Luckily phones are mostly safe enough these days but yeah I think I'll always pause and consider if you'll break something expensive. But... Speaking of... That is a clue that Chris probably weren't really all that young when this took place. Because based on how he and I are pretty much the same age I can go on how old i were and it feels like cellphones weren't common outside of businessmen and such until like my mid teens or something. While that story sounds like something you'd expect from younger kids that don't really know any better, especially if it's taking place when there's a big risk of breaking phones.
They laugh but it was unironically one of the most critically well reviewed games. He just took the next and final step which was figuring out copyright lol
Ireland sounds like a magical land full of strange and fantastical creatures who are all constantly intoxicated and have adventures that only sometimes make sense
I legitimately believed Chris's story about the Irish children casually murdering an old lady with boiling BBs up until Chris started laughing. Well played.
To be honest, I'd believe it happening in Ireland. We have a serious problem with juvenile delinquency in this country. Kids get away with the most insane shit and get only a slap on the wrist due to the way laws work here.
@@spencerm5612 which would be fine, until you realize you need molten-lava levels of heat to melt down steel ball bearings. bb's are made of steel, my dude.
Irish history: The reason Irelend and England have beef is because Chris'es acestor Owan Roe O'Niel kept asking the queen quote "go on then, show us your minge" . Starting the war of the boiling milk, that still rages to this day
The story about dropping water on the guy two times in a row was always the funniest to me, maybe because of the way he told it but the idea of him not moving after the first soaking is great
The only one I can find is Adrian Vaduva, but none of the articles mention him borrowing money from the poor innocent Wexford townsfolk. He matches the description of "bald loser" though.
I used to work with this Irish guy on the festival scene. He was the shittest worker I have ever met in my life and could barely string a sentence together half the time but he was definitely one of the most humorous little freaks I have ever met. Told some of the best stories I've ever heard, plus he used to give out free coke which was nice of him.
I'm with Chris, as a kid I found these magazines called "Take a Break", and every single story either amounted to "my boyfriend snapped and murdered my whole family" or "I just had a kid, oh he's got a condition, oh I can't cope, oh wait yes I can, oh wait he's dead". Just bleak, overly shocking, trashy shit that you'd think the victims would want to be settled privately. I guess it's the old lady equivalent of Kiwi Farms or something.
It's not an Irish story unless the speaker fails to distinguish person A from person B, leaving you utterly confused as to who is supposed to be speaking at certain parts of the story. Source, my father, aka the aul lad
I used to live in Ireland for a year back in 1999 when I was a kid. My parent's had no choice but to take me and my sister on their business trip since it was such short notice. We lived in this cabin halfway in the woods and Ireland is really fucking creepy at night. I think that's where most of my childhood phobias come from.
... That's odd, I just realised I say "bin" but then "garbage bag." It comes with being born in the states but not having American parents, I guess. I don't think it's that weird.
57:00 is a bit that always makes me go into an autistic Sami rage because Chris is right. Christmas *technically* originates from Lapland. The reindeers and elves were based on the native Sami people. I should know, I'm a Lapper myself.
Finally flying back to Ireland for an early Christmas visit with the fam this year, haven’t been back in almost four years. I miss the place. Chris retells the truth of Ireland as I remember it, so well.
Chris: Nial you're an asshole Also Chris: We dumped a basin on a bunch of girls and one of them cried and said their phone was broken lmao god i love these boys
When Oney was talking about that kid who wrote a school article about shooting crows, did anyone else think back to that episode in Father Ted with Tom in the "I Shot JR" shirt?
"it's like skyrim... but with pokemon, like that's ever gonna take off!!!" -chris, a few years before playing and recording palworld for his youtube channel
Goddammit Chris listing all his "Irish Friends" at 11:52 accompanied by the game's music in the background cracked me up so damn hard. The grand finale of that list with the deformed/content aware scaled pic of Merida from Brave had me keeled over belly-laughing.
@@jonttopia Back when "Dream Daddy" came out (a gay dating simulator made by Arin and others), Ding-Dong and Julian said it was made very poorly and was too fetish-y. Ding-Dong and Julian are actually gay, and their criticisms were valid, but Game Grumps fans completely attacked them including doxxing, and Arin did nothing to stop it. Other than that, Chris and Arin have been having more and more disagreements over the years, so they mostly don't publicly reference each other any more.
Theres a game grumps excerpt in the gaslighting compilation. They talk about Zach lying about why his voice sounds the way it does. Its crazy who all knows eachother in the YT sphere
i got an Irish joke: Danny walks into Murphy's bar and says, "Murph, give me the daily lunch special, double it, along with 3 pints of Guinness, two glasses of dark ale, and five shots of Jameson.” "What’s all this for, Danny? Are you okay?" "I just came back from the doctor, and I tell you Murph, if you knew what I have you wouldn't be eatin' and drinkin' like this." Murph brings over a Guinness and Danny downs it straight away. "My goodness Danny, is it cancer, diabetes, Alzheimer’s? What do you have?" Danny licks his foamy lips and replies, "50 cents."
And then 50 clones of 50 Cent barge through the bar door, sit down next to Danny and have a really great night drinking and eating with their favorite Irish person
Chris: "my father was like the sweetest, shyest, kindest man ever!" also Chris's dad according to Chris himself: sees a small, harmless bird enter the house and immediately, without a scrap of hesitation, kills it with the first thing avaliable to him
Chris has such a slight accent you could almost confuse him for an American, but once he starts calling garbage bags “bin liners” you can tell he’s Irish
"Ah, stories from the land of sand where one can learn animation from the sounds of seashells." -Chris O'Neil: An Autobiography as dictated by Cory Spazkid
@@Abdegathe only real bad part of sleepy cabin is that pedo Shadman. The rest of it is so funny to me, but any time that heroin addict is in one I just can’t watch it.
As a fella of Irish descent who's never actually visited Ireland, Chris' stories really hit home for me. I haven't been able to stop thinking about Ireland since I watched this video and could listen to Chris tell his stories about growing up there all damn day.
27:02 This is just a bunch of bookmarks for me 0:16 The guy from Ireland: "It's like Skyrim but with pokemon"... holy shit the foresight this guy had is incredible 2:15 The basin of water 4:16 the bottle on the road in Wexford 5:29 Chris' school principal 26:55 The first and list time Chris got super drunk 32:22 chat magazine 57:00 Lapland
" It's loik Skoirim. But wit' Pokemon. " Chris is just mad that he was ahead of his time and Nintendo later stole his idea. He later saw the commercial for the new Pokemon and frantically pointed at the screen while grabbing his head a screeching like the Notalgia Critic while Chris looked on and rubbed his chin in doubt, then sniffed his finger out of pure desperation.
I'm from the UK, and always believed that Santa lived in Lapland, and that he just WORKS at the North Pole, like that's where his factory is. The reindeer were also brought in from Lapland. Dunno about the elves though.
Chris describes his dad to be this terrifying man fueled by rage, but then when you actually hear his voice he’s the sweetest little Irishman to ever live.
@@octavia8836 in case you were genuinely wondering it's learning how to speak Irish, at least in my school, it's mandatory for the first few years of secondary school
0:20 "I think I told this story before." "Start it and if you told it before, I will violently and angrily cut you off." I love Lyle. He's the king of saying ridiculous, witty, hilarious things without provocation, and (very tragically) without gaining the recognition he deserves.
every citizen in ireland is just chris having a conversation with himself by running to the other side of the table and putting on a wig and funny voice
Can confirm that’s Ireland in a nutshell plus it rains 24/7
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST COMMENT
I believe you
I just checked by looking at a picture of my Irish grandmother. Only to my horror see the grinning face of Chris in a wig
Yes
Chris' dad doing a Donald Duck impression on request for his adult son without question is just the most wholesome content.
I love how when he talks about Ireland his accent gets stronger.
It’s probably the king of Ireland hearing his continents name being spoken and trying to return Chris
everyone I've ever met with an accent does that where their accent gets stronger when talking about their upbringing, home, or to someone else with that accent
im irish and he sounds completely american to me, even in his old videos lmao
@@ao1fe there’s some light intonations in there that are more irish. “he’s takin mem’ry sticks of pokémon foire red oot”
@@ao1fe why does he have an American accent tho?
Horrifyingly I know the context for the "mario lives in a pink house" story. I live in Dublin and awhile ago in town I was driving home and saw some old looking pink restaurant called Mario's. Kid probably saw that place and decided thats his house
This is actually hysterical
That's incredible
Chris is from Wexford
@@toe_gripsand as we all know people never leave their homes for any reason
@@toe_gripsfuck got him, he’s a liar now
Hi tee tie tee tie tee tie, I'm from oirlund
Gobshite
@@99luftballoons18 So true
Howz it going max
Oh by Jaesus
Americans: *stares confused at the English dictionary*
Here's a complete stories timestamp list
0:04 -Gaelic Slang
0:16 -Pokemon/Skyrim dumbass
1:47 -Mario's Pink house
2:16 -Dropping water on people
4:17 -Playing "kick the bottle"
5:28 -School Principals
6:30 -Frog Chin Andy
7:00 -Stealing Panties
7:13 -Teacher shenanigans
9:26 -Peeing in a sink
9:41 -Sad Wexford duck story
10:28 -Fingering a cat
11:23 -Irish friends
12:54 -Sean's massive penis
15:32 -Electrocuting Teachers
17:14 -"YOU THREW A NAIL IN MY EYE !"
19:40 -"I like shootin' crows"
20:35 -Stealing the Mario movie
21:11 -Forging a fake ID
23:04 -The magical land of Finglas,Dublin
24:20 -Chicken in my tummy
24:50 -Irish Accents
25:38 -Patty's Ostrich farm/Fox cruelty
26:04 -Bartok fan-girls
26:55 -"The London Mishap"
32:22 -Chat Magazine
35:14 -Batter eating boy
36:15 -Chris O'Neil and the pet eel
37:58 -College Pokemon dealer
39:35 -Shooting a old ladies eyes out with BB's
40:59 -Cutting Geese's heads off
41:50 -Giuseppe The Great Deciever
46:14 -Irish final exams
49:22 -Burning a teachers house down
50:10 -Hurling camp
52:50 -Little Chris and Rayman
54:20 -Babies first beer
55:13 -Sonic Underground fanboy
56:25 -Beetlejuice theme song
57:00 -Santa lives in Lapland
59:50 -Thomas the tank engine
1:00:45 -Terrified of bugs
1:01:50 -The lamest situation
1:02:40 -Cloud Strife Keychain
1:03:40 -THE INTERNET
1:04:07 -Chris's mom is redpilled
1:04:51 -Chris's mom doesn't understand the value of a Genesis
1:05:47 -"Little pups"
1:06:06 -Chris's mom doesn't understand the value of a Genesis pt.2
1:07:33 -Chris loses the one ring
1:08:41 -Porn Spree
1:09:36 -"Daddy wouldn't buy me a super-split"
1:10:26 -Jack Black in Wexford
1:11:31 -Chris's dad plays LFD2
1:11:36 -Grabbing Owls
1:12:10 -Chris's dad nonsense
1:13:05 -Chris's dad murdered by the Yakuza
1:13:40 -Princess Diana
1:14:05 -Chris's Dad v Midget
1:14:44 -Give a Mouse a cookie
1:15:50 -Killing a Robin
1:16:16 -Buried Treasure
1:16:57 -Fooling the Church
1:17:17 -Funny Pranks
1:18:38 -Bart Simpson
1:19:30 -Chris's dad's cement spine/Traumatising children & Midgets
1:20:52 -Visiting the Simpsons
1:22:37 -Funny little Bandicoot
1:23:17 -The O'Neil Dynasty
1:23:34 -Donald Duck impression
1:24:00 -Harry Potter/Nice comments
1:24:38 -Saving Babies/Tarzan Yawning
1:25:14 -Doormat
1:25:23 -Final Fantasy 7
1:26:26 -Mommy and Daddy/Flying in Wexford/Spooky Irish Ghosts
Yes, I have no life
No, you're doing gods work.
Needs to be top comment
Thank you for your lack of life.
Your awesome man we love you for this
We all appreciate you🙌
No one ever talks about how remarkable it is that Chris can even play games for us when all his fingers were bitten off by the packs of wolves in Ireland
Not to mention the cancer or the rot
And that his face was rotten off
And the biting spiders
and his broken neck from his attempt to become an astronaut
I can't believe they left out that part in The Wolfwalkers
1:08 I quote this one all the time
Same here lmfaoo
Ayo animate it
It is indeed the funny (non)Broccoli man of the animations
Waiting for the Doobus Oneyplays animated
I didn’t even realize this was you doobus until I read the comment saying nobody is realizing it’s you lmfao hi buddy hope you’re doing well
"aw sabreena aw you awright?" "Aw me fawking phones broken"
I can visualize it based on this alone ahaahahaha
That’s still the most Irish I’ve ever heard Chris sound
I mean at one point in life it stopped being harmless fun to splash someone or make them fall into water specifically because it's very likely that they have electronics on them that are vulnerable to it.
Luckily phones are mostly safe enough these days but yeah I think I'll always pause and consider if you'll break something expensive.
But... Speaking of... That is a clue that Chris probably weren't really all that young when this took place.
Because based on how he and I are pretty much the same age I can go on how old i were and it feels like cellphones weren't common outside of businessmen and such until like my mid teens or something.
While that story sounds like something you'd expect from younger kids that don't really know any better, especially if it's taking place when there's a big risk of breaking phones.
@@DajuOnTH-cam he literally said he was 16 lol
Timestamp?
“It’s like Skyrim but with Pokémon” this man predicted Palworld
Erm,,, achtullhy palworld is Valheim ripoff
They laugh but it was unironically one of the most critically well reviewed games. He just took the next and final step which was figuring out copyright lol
That’s what I was thinking too lmao
And if it was mixed with mw3 and black ops and gears of war and Mario and sonic and it's like stick men on crack
they make a slight reference back to this
All this over Niall pissing his pants on a fishing trip with his disappointed father.
Thanks Jeff
What does pissing your pants have to do with catching an octopus?
they were after the famous Salmon of knowedge
I've been relistening to the podcast and I just hit that part the other day and I forgot how absolutely hysterical that moment was
While some dude fingers another kid in a schoolbus
I love the way Chris tells stories. It's like "In Ireland, there was this broken lady, and she would throw boiling water down out chimney"
Glad to be from Wexford as well. Everyday I visit the Chocolate Jelly River and throw a big dirty stone in there in Chris' honour
I'm also from wexford and when I found the chocolate jelly river video I was ecstatic
May he rest in peace.
Screw NASA.
Throw one pebble for us too.
Rest in Peaces our little astronautgh
Thro that rock in dur, maeka durty shplatt
Did you know Giuseppe?
Ireland sounds like a magical land full of strange and fantastical creatures who are all constantly intoxicated and have adventures that only sometimes make sense
i'm irish and it's either that or the worst people you've ever met lol
I can't wait to hear all about Chris's wholesome tales of the old world.
I’m looking forward to his rendition of ‘The Troubles’
@@orangejoe2147 accidentally explains the story of halo 2
I can't wait to hear about the sweet release of unloading a shotgun on crows.
your icon is cute baby
ITS YEEEEE OOOOLD WUUUUUORLD
I sincerely hope Chris actually sounded exactly like his impression of his kid self when he was little.
There was a video on OneyNG of him as a child speaking about the Easter Bunny
@@CommunismNeverWorked link
@@themangoman9315look for it
The story of them dumping a basin of water on a guy and then dumping more on him later will never get old
Neither will “Me fockin fone’s brokin”
I love the fact that Chris had an Irish Mr Bean for a principal.
easily one of my favorite childhood stories from Chris
I legitimately believed Chris's story about the Irish children casually murdering an old lady with boiling BBs up until Chris started laughing. Well played.
To be honest, I'd believe it happening in Ireland. We have a serious problem with juvenile delinquency in this country. Kids get away with the most insane shit and get only a slap on the wrist due to the way laws work here.
But boiling a BB wouldn't do shit, it would cool while in motion and wouldn't be in contact long enough to do anything.
@@symbiote1982pk Exactly, it’s the kind of thing only kid-brains would think would think of.
Or Chris-brains.
@@spencerm5612 which would be fine, until you realize you need molten-lava levels of heat to melt down steel ball bearings.
bb's are made of steel, my dude.
@@TemmiePlays if they were using Irish Fire though, it’s just about strong enough to do it
I love the way Chris talks about Ireland, I always imagine it as essentially the Shire from LOTR, but dirtier and everyone is Pippin.
Haha 🤣
And instead of pipe weed it's black tar heroin
The man wanted to make Skyrim with Pokemon and now Nintendo is making Pokemon: Arceus. He wasn't stupid, he was ahead of his time.
How is pokemon arceus related to skyrim?
@@alfredandersson875 It's open world so near enough
If that game is any good I’ll eat my Irish hat
Dude I was thinking the same thing
They finally got his letters.
Damn Chris calling his dad to do the Donald Duck impression was the most wholesome shit I’ve ever seen
A year later, still the most wholesome shit I’ve ever seen
@@maxalvarez5223agreed
@@maxalvarez5223how about now?
Irish history: The reason Irelend and England have beef is because Chris'es acestor Owan Roe O'Niel
kept asking the queen quote "go on then, show us your minge" .
Starting the war of the boiling milk, that still rages to this day
Till the day he died he never fought to see that minge
go on, then
Irelend
Blaa
Im pretty sure the war of boiling milk was the inspiration for game of thrones.
The story about dropping water on the guy two times in a row was always the funniest to me, maybe because of the way he told it but the idea of him not moving after the first soaking is great
Niall's "yeh" makes me happy.
*not to be confused with Adam's "oh yeah"
googled "Wexford conman", found the "italian guy" Chris talks about. Holy shit the dude was grifting the govt for like 15 years!
Link?
The only one I can find is Adrian Vaduva, but none of the articles mention him borrowing money from the poor innocent Wexford townsfolk. He matches the description of "bald loser" though.
I still wish to know more about this man.
@@jack_corvinus also "Vaduva" is French, not Italian.
@@DistractedGlobeGuymy name is Norwegian and I’m American.
I used to work with this Irish guy on the festival scene. He was the shittest worker I have ever met in my life and could barely string a sentence together half the time but he was definitely one of the most humorous little freaks I have ever met. Told some of the best stories I've ever heard, plus he used to give out free coke which was nice of him.
Like coca cola or cocain
@@scrithen2836 it’s the festival scene, of course he means coca-cola.
@@onesillyguy i uh.... dont think he means coca cola
@@caseyschonback909 what other refreshing beverage could he mean
@@caseyschonback909 hey look! over your head!
I love how chris was right about the "Santa being from Lapland" thing, yet they still made fun from him.
Oh Ireland, the birthplace of many funnies
Classics like how Niall pissed his pants when fishing with his dad
Ive read "furries" and got confused
I love my people.
i read funnies as furries somehow
Oh those Irish!
The duck story is tragic but there's something about the way Chris' friend screamed *"CHRIIIIS!"* that makes it so funny
It's like that _Sea of Thieves_ clip.
bro went full albert wesker levels of *CHRIIIIS!*
Over an hour and 30 minutes of irish stories, the real mark of a lad 🍀🇮🇪
i'm fucking passing out from laughing too hard
@@kekula69 is I’ll
Me realizing Chris used to traumatize drunk people with water balloons the size of hydrogen bombs made me laugh so hard
i love how a good quarter of these were father o'neill stories
I love those stories
I'm with Chris, as a kid I found these magazines called "Take a Break", and every single story either amounted to "my boyfriend snapped and murdered my whole family" or "I just had a kid, oh he's got a condition, oh I can't cope, oh wait yes I can, oh wait he's dead". Just bleak, overly shocking, trashy shit that you'd think the victims would want to be settled privately. I guess it's the old lady equivalent of Kiwi Farms or something.
Do you still have one of the magazines?
@@sketch-eee4165 I don't believe so. :(
@@dampowl F. But at least that's a sort of confirmation that it does exist. Inb4 lost media.
old lady kiwi farms 💀💀💀 thats such a funny comparison but so true
I used to read that exact magazine in lines at corner shops as a kid,
It's not an Irish story unless the speaker fails to distinguish person A from person B, leaving you utterly confused as to who is supposed to be speaking at certain parts of the story. Source, my father, aka the aul lad
so, the rogue fingerer
ah sure y'know yourself
Or ‘you know that fella you met at that funeral when you were 3?’ Or just reference people you just don’t know.
@@theshadowsquadhd215 do you know your man who was the postman around 20 years ago? I was 10 at the time.
so I says to yer one, is that so? sure she says yeah and then yer man's comes along and says NO, it not be so
I had no idea Chris's dad was British until this video
Chris is white what do you mean
No one did
@@tweeeeeex its really funny, you can hear chris's irish come out when he's scared playing horror games
@@tablon6948 “I was in the cer 🚗 “
@@spoonks1379 what do you mean by this
The Heckle nation is proud of Otto for going professional
Heckle-heads going wild rn
A shekel from the heckles
Heckler here, i am very proud of our boy
Big ups Otto man
@Otto Heckel 🙌🙌
Fuck it. I'm downloading this video and turning it into an MP3 file so I can listen to it like a comedy album. This is golden.
it was really cute when he called his dad for the Donald impression
The story about Chris’s dad throwing bread to attract owls and sticking his fingers in their ears and making his children look is psychotic
Brooo, Nintendo totally snatched that "Skyrim but Pokemon" idea from the ol' tounge chewey
when
@@ghostface5559 Zilda
its not first person its 3rd loihke breth uhv da hwoyld
@@Beefaroni_Bert Not to flash my epic gamer card but Skyrim can also be played in 3rd person
Palworld.
Chris made a fake ID that the cops found and thought was real when he was like 12
Fucking legend
Can we get a "best of repeating stories" where chris tells a story he's told before
How about “best of Zach interrupting Chris’s stories with something 15x funnier.
@@jackmazeika5594 zach interrupting other people with loud screaming will never not be funny.
The story of Chris fingering his girlfriend while he played Bully was repeated like 3 times and then they played Bully lmao
Just repeating stories in general like Lyle's rat stories.
Hearing Arin's voice in a modern Oneyplays video is quite surreal to say the least, even if it is just a compilation.
Hearing Matt and Ryan is also a bit weird. Shame they don’t talk anymore. Wonder if they can copyright for that
@@Efrenxrazor95 oneyplays doesnt talk to matt and ryan anymore?
@@satan1189 if you find out, can you tell me?
Lmao
Chris's dad saying '' I love you my son '' in a donald duck impression was genuinely wholesome
oh my god are you the real darknud lol
@@ChronicGoonerr yeah dude lol
I used to live in Ireland for a year back in 1999 when I was a kid. My parent's had no choice but to take me and my sister on their business trip since it was such short notice. We lived in this cabin halfway in the woods and Ireland is really fucking creepy at night. I think that's where most of my childhood phobias come from.
There lies faeries
It's so wierd hearing the word "bin liner" in an American accent. I bet Chris' mum finds it weird to talk to him on the phone now
... That's odd, I just realised I say "bin" but then "garbage bag." It comes with being born in the states but not having American parents, I guess. I don't think it's that weird.
He probably slips back into his accent when he talks to his mom
Hearing him say any British/Irish slang correctly and sincerely but in an American accent will never not be weird to me, a British person
@@Pansexual-Imp So like a Canadian?
His comment made me realize that Canadians are just halfway between Americans and the British @@davidn4956
57:00 is a bit that always makes me go into an autistic Sami rage because Chris is right. Christmas *technically* originates from Lapland. The reindeers and elves were based on the native Sami people. I should know, I'm a Lapper myself.
If you're a Lapper how come you typed this comment without your fingers falling off huh? ... suspicious
Much like fraternal twins and yellow fever for Cory, that was one of the times I got unironically mad that I couldn’t correct the funny internet men
I always love hearing about the time Chris got too drunk and vomited and shat himself
Chris, sit the FUCK down
When you think it can't get any worse. Then it gets worse.
We’ve all been there. (Actually I haven’t done the shitting myself part… yet)
Irish stories are literally like:
“One time I went to _____ and tried out the ________ and it was ok I suppose.”
Finally flying back to Ireland for an early Christmas visit with the fam this year, haven’t been back in almost four years.
I miss the place. Chris retells the truth of Ireland as I remember it, so well.
It's not even October. Y'OK? Blink twice for "No."
Chris: Nial you're an asshole
Also Chris: We dumped a basin on a bunch of girls and one of them cried and said their phone was broken lmao
god i love these boys
Irish boys
Not gonna lie that sounds like some shit i would have done back when i was a cringe 14 year old
I'm ready for the compilation of Chris talking like a baby child.
"Aaah Sabrina! Are ye allreet?"
"Me fookin phone's browken"
When Oney was talking about that kid who wrote a school article about shooting crows, did anyone else think back to that episode in Father Ted with Tom in the "I Shot JR" shirt?
BIRD
Based on Chris’s stories, life in Ireland is one long episode of Father Ted.
"it's like skyrim... but with pokemon, like that's ever gonna take off!!!" -chris, a few years before playing and recording palworld for his youtube channel
It's really cool hearing Oney talk about these Irish stories again like from sleepycast
Goddammit Chris listing all his "Irish Friends" at 11:52 accompanied by the game's music in the background cracked me up so damn hard. The grand finale of that list with the deformed/content aware scaled pic of Merida from Brave had me keeled over belly-laughing.
Its Schmuckus
@@Mattno.777 with the big tucckussh
Hearing Arin in this compilation really caught me off guard. Not sure if he has even been in a compilation before
I had to do a double take as well. Arin was the last guy i was expecting to be acknowledged at all on oneyplays
@@Ada318 They probably don't care about controversies when it comes to compilations
@@commonwriternext what controversies have their been with Arin? Have I been living under a stone?
@@jonttopia
Back when "Dream Daddy" came out (a gay dating simulator made by Arin and others), Ding-Dong and Julian said it was made very poorly and was too fetish-y.
Ding-Dong and Julian are actually gay, and their criticisms were valid, but Game Grumps fans completely attacked them including doxxing, and Arin did nothing to stop it.
Other than that, Chris and Arin have been having more and more disagreements over the years, so they mostly don't publicly reference each other any more.
Theres a game grumps excerpt in the gaslighting compilation. They talk about Zach lying about why his voice sounds the way it does. Its crazy who all knows eachother in the YT sphere
The Giuseppe story is one of my favorite moments on all of OneyPlays. It's so fucking bonkers, lmao.
I love how it starts with a clip from the first series featuring our burrito babito, Joolian. That was a wonderful touch.
Mad respect for Chris for surviving the rot, strong lad that one
FUCK YEAH. These are my favorite parts that aren't Cory's stories about his dad!
Mother bearing hips
You want to kiss dada?
My favorite stories are the ones about cory getting effed by his dad
i got an Irish joke:
Danny walks into Murphy's bar and says, "Murph, give me the daily lunch special, double it, along with 3 pints of Guinness, two glasses of dark ale, and five shots of Jameson.” "What’s all this for, Danny? Are you okay?" "I just came back from the doctor, and I tell you Murph, if you knew what I have you wouldn't be eatin' and drinkin' like this." Murph brings over a Guinness and Danny downs it straight away. "My goodness Danny, is it cancer, diabetes, Alzheimer’s? What do you have?" Danny licks his foamy lips and replies, "50 cents."
God this just makes me miss Norm McDonald
And then 50 clones of 50 Cent barge through the bar door, sit down next to Danny and have a really great night drinking and eating with their favorite Irish person
@@blackomet5049 they dissolve after midnight
@@buhgingo2933 the charm where’s off when the clock strikes 12
I got an irish joke
Barack O'Bama
Chris: "my father was like the sweetest, shyest, kindest man ever!"
also Chris's dad according to Chris himself: sees a small, harmless bird enter the house and immediately, without a scrap of hesitation, kills it with the first thing avaliable to him
"I surely can son." That was very sweet.
Why haven't they started a 24/7 stream called "OneyTV" that just plays every video on this channel in chronological order?
Remember when Saint Tomar chased all the Zachs out of Ireland,
Chris has such a slight accent you could almost confuse him for an American, but once he starts calling garbage bags “bin liners” you can tell he’s Irish
i didnt know he was irish until whatching this video
Bert O’Neil is still my favorite Irish OC
*Bobbert O'Neill.
The thing about Irish people is we just like to lie for no reason just for fun
It’s because of how gullible Americans are
Ye, is funnee
Tellin tall tales really takes the mind off potatoes, or lack of potatoes, depending on the year
lmao
Blessed day!! An hour and a half of pure Irish fantasy.
"Ya never kick the bottle Niall" is one of the funniest ominous warnings I have ever heard
I'm Irish and grew up in the south east around same time as these lads and these stories are 100% legit
"Ah, stories from the land of sand where one can learn animation from the sounds of seashells."
-Chris O'Neil: An Autobiography as dictated by Cory Spazkid
The Big Ugly Boy prequel
I'm ready to hear stories that don't go anywhere
Oney's parents sound very nice. I can totally see how they helped him become the very best version of himself. r/wholesome
So this is why otto heckel refused to do a best of irish stories for so long. I love this. Thank you otto.
Listening closely enough, you can definitely hear his original Irish accent poking through at times.
"CHRIS! You just told AN IRISH STORY!" -Stamper, probably
You felonious bolus
You remember what episode of sleepycabin he said that?
@@Abdega nope
@@Abdega s2 ep3
@@Abdegathe only real bad part of sleepy cabin is that pedo Shadman. The rest of it is so funny to me, but any time that heroin addict is in one I just can’t watch it.
As a fella of Irish descent who's never actually visited Ireland, Chris' stories really hit home for me. I haven't been able to stop thinking about Ireland since I watched this video and could listen to Chris tell his stories about growing up there all damn day.
Am there now, it sucks 👍
27:02
This is just a bunch of bookmarks for me
0:16 The guy from Ireland: "It's like Skyrim but with pokemon"... holy shit the foresight this guy had is incredible
2:15 The basin of water
4:16 the bottle on the road in Wexford
5:29 Chris' school principal
26:55 The first and list time Chris got super drunk
32:22 chat magazine
57:00 Lapland
The Skyrim Pokémon bit got brought up in pal world. Crazy how a game like that exists now.
Trenchcoat pokemon dealer has motives beyond our comprehension and is definitely a main character
I think it was tomar with one of his classic schemes
Ireland, where you cant go five steps in the countryside without an old man on his tractor screaming at you
Love Chris's relationship with his dad, it's wholesome
This warms me Irish heart
" It's loik Skoirim. But wit' Pokemon. " Chris is just mad that he was ahead of his time and Nintendo later stole his idea. He later saw the commercial for the new Pokemon and frantically pointed at the screen while grabbing his head a screeching like the Notalgia Critic while Chris looked on and rubbed his chin in doubt, then sniffed his finger out of pure desperation.
I'm from the UK, and always believed that Santa lived in Lapland, and that he just WORKS at the North Pole, like that's where his factory is. The reindeer were also brought in from Lapland. Dunno about the elves though.
I genuinely loved hearing chris get happy about seeing wexford in flight simulator.
I just got my wisdom teeth removed and this is is exactly what I needed to pass the time. The Irish stories always have a special quality to them.
Chris describes his dad to be this terrifying man fueled by rage, but then when you actually hear his voice he’s the sweetest little Irishman to ever live.
Chris makes me glad I'm not the only completely Irish person with an inexplicable American accent
I love it when Chris talks about his dad, I think it's really sweet!
Me favorite story was when Chris's nan plucked out his wee little eye ball and poured boiling milk in his noggin so he could pass Irish class
What does Irish class entail is the question
@@octavia8836 Boiling milk to the brain activates the hibernating irish roots in each irishmans graymatter.
@@octavia8836 Oh you know drinkin, cursin, and sliding in the mud to get around and the such
@@partymantis3421 You're very knowledgeable about milk physics
@@octavia8836 in case you were genuinely wondering it's learning how to speak Irish, at least in my school, it's mandatory for the first few years of secondary school
What a twist it would be if Chris's old roommate's friend went on to make Palworld
Finally,,,another compilation I can rewatch 10 times!!! Let’s go!!!!!
0:20
"I think I told this story before."
"Start it and if you told it before, I will violently and angrily cut you off."
I love Lyle. He's the king of saying ridiculous, witty, hilarious things without provocation, and (very tragically) without gaining the recognition he deserves.
One time in Ireland an assassin went on top of this bell tower and he had the guy in his sight, and then he put his gun down and ate a chocolate bar.
Than he pissed his pants
Then the Cadburys logo faded in
@@orpheus9098 And a drum solo fill played in the background, presumably performed by a skilled primate of sorts
“And it’s like WHAT THE FUCK DOES A CHOCOLATE BAR HAVE TO DO WITH YOU KILLING SOMEBODY??”
What's fuckin sad? The first guy's idea actually came true and it's fuckin Palworld and it's a major success
I was just coming to say this. It’s literally palworld