Jeff Sessions, Trump and Russia: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at major new questions surrounding the Trump campaign's alleged contacts with Russia.
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  • @kerdunne3422
    @kerdunne3422 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1745

    You know it's funny. Before the election I voiced my concerns with Trump to my Dad how he has *no* political, military, or law making experience and I thought he'd be a bad choice as president since he would no idea what he's doing. My Dad was quick to assure me that's not true and told me, "Don't worry Kerri, Trump will put the best people in office to guide and make sure everything gets done."
    WELL LOOK AT THIS NOW! He's been in office for a month and his administration is riddled with corruption and incompetence, many of his advisors have ties to Russia, and he's such a bumbling idiot the presidency hasn't straightened him out rather made him even more unhinged. Jeez Dad what a great pick, I hope for his sake he won't regret his vote in the long run.

    • @torijones5194
      @torijones5194 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Ker Dunne If he's a hard core Trumpist nothing that happens will matter.

    • @giggity23rd
      @giggity23rd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Ker Dunne stop having political conversations with your dad. that's what I did.

    • @vuk911
      @vuk911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      People over 50 are morons. Not all, but most of them are. Once you and me are over 50, its very likely that we will also be morons, that's just the way humans are.

    • @kerdunne3422
      @kerdunne3422 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      My father and I do disagree on many political and social views (I try to avoid those conversations really I do). But there are issues we can agree on. I just hope nothing comes to bite him in the ass, he's a good man but he is one of those, "When I was a kid..." or "Your generation is full of snowflakes." So yeah try not to hate my Dad so much.

    • @weirdotzero7065
      @weirdotzero7065 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ker Dunne Literally the same talk I had with my dad.

  • @thegoat5888
    @thegoat5888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1680

    I don't think it matters what Trump does at this point. His supporters will continue to tell themselves that any criticism of him is just 'liberal propaganda'. It’s funny, considering these are the same people who claim they are against safe spaces and valuing feelings over facts.

    • @SKMP
      @SKMP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Get Rekt Get rekt 😎

    • @azade2858
      @azade2858 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      So true. Everyone want to see his (Trump) tax returns, except his supporters. I wonder why?

    • @user-fj9bv1lo3l
      @user-fj9bv1lo3l 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lord Lego ..golden showers...

    • @longclaw22-72
      @longclaw22-72 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lord Lego
      *white powder

    • @MeCrazy516
      @MeCrazy516 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Even the videos where he contradicts himself are fake

  • @D4rkR4PTUR3
    @D4rkR4PTUR3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1305

    When trump says Hillary for prison, yet all of his cabinet members are corrupt lol

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      impeach that clown.

    • @diecar128
      @diecar128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Vanity HD hypocrisy at its finest

    • @SeansPiano
      @SeansPiano 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He probably made that a thing first so people won't use the same phrase on him

    • @DudeWhoSaysDeez
      @DudeWhoSaysDeez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vanity HD right?!

    • @michaeoatkins5528
      @michaeoatkins5528 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vanity HD That special prosecutor the Donald was talking about will prosecute him and his entourage comrade

  • @adamtak3128
    @adamtak3128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Paul Manafort, former Trump campaign manager
    Carter Page, former Trump foreign policy adviser
    Roger Stone, informal adviser
    General Michael Flynn, former Trump national security adviser
    Jeff Sessions, Trump attorney general
    Jared Kushner, Trump son-in-law and senior adviser
    All with Russian connections. How can Republicans continue to ignore this?

    • @Allistar123
      @Allistar123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      because party before country and the RNC was hacked and the Russians probably have blackmail on some.

    • @CharlesMcManus
      @CharlesMcManus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Adam Tak
      Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross, money launderer,for Russian Oligarchs

    • @xs10086
      @xs10086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Adam Tak and Secretary of State Tillerson

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Adam Tak (Trump supporter with hands covering ears) lalalalalalala I can't hear you lalalalalalala

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Adam Tak (Trump supporter with hands covering ears) lalalalalalala I can't hear you lalalalalalala

  • @dausas
    @dausas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    So much "winning."

    • @rayherbst6655
      @rayherbst6655 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      dausas Stop, I can't take all this winning!!!

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      dausas I found it funny that everytime someone said something about how bad Trump is handling thing, his supporters would just say "OH WE WON THO AND YOU LOST SO STFU" without even giving back some legit arguments to defend that he's actually not that bad. That just shows that even they can't find a way to defend his actions. Like, okay, he won, fine. What's done is done. But didn't you expect the guy who won to actually do things better than Obama? Because frankly, he's all over the place.

    • @Ruya007
      @Ruya007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I guess Trump did tell it as it is, we are getting tired of so much winning.

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ruya007 _Then you realize that you don't get a prize_

    • @Cooltea1983
      @Cooltea1983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      An Air Craft Carrier flight deck is bigger the land... Priceless

  • @ianleex6874
    @ianleex6874 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1179

    I miss Obama

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      yes

    • @TheRobert3000
      @TheRobert3000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ian Jackson so do i but he might become the president of france so he might become a enemy

    • @dudebladeX
      @dudebladeX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I miss him too. Hell, I even miss _Bush_.

    • @ianleex6874
      @ianleex6874 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      dudebladeX I'll settle for bush

    • @MyUniqueVibe
      @MyUniqueVibe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ian Jackson Obama don't miss us. He signed a 60million book deal for his autobiography. The man is rolling in cash now.

  • @raychang9512
    @raychang9512 7 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Session needs not to recuse himself but resign as the AG.

    • @jackflash5659
      @jackflash5659 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Ray I agree but Session is a coward and as we all know cowards don't do what's right. Session will scream he's innocent until Trump is impeached then he'll turn on him.

  • @ballra
    @ballra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    *Jeff Sessions* looks like one of the *Founding Fathers* from the *Purge*.

    • @ArBob-xr6mw
      @ArBob-xr6mw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      More like Smeagle before he became Golem.

    • @ballra
      @ballra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ar bob ahahaha savage

    • @ryanmcdowell2326
      @ryanmcdowell2326 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ar bob More like Golem after a meth addiction.

    • @Crlarl
      @Crlarl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Y'know, sometimes it's called the Cleansing or the Red Time. There was this one world that called it just Murder Night. I-It's a purge planet. They're peaceful and then, y'know, they just purge."

    • @kasag37
      @kasag37 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Carl Siemens epic Rick and Morty comment

  • @AbandonedExplained
    @AbandonedExplained 7 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    Someone needs to catch trump outside

    • @thesarcasticshu4409
      @thesarcasticshu4409 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      How about that?

    • @therealkbrackson
      @therealkbrackson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      how bout deh

    • @gusdupree9076
      @gusdupree9076 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      LIKED he doesn't like god , he prefers God's whose kids don't get crucified, sad, loser

    • @daltonclay2002
      @daltonclay2002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @bret you You made my day. Perfect!

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      #TrumpForJail

  • @Luboman411
    @Luboman411 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I hate how Trump's lowered standards so much that him speaking in a normal, measured tone via a teleprompter is now considered "the best speech he's ever done". For him it is. But for past (and hopefully future) Presidents this is utterly normal. In fact, if Trump is graded the way other Presidents were graded, this is a pretty mediocre speech--he proposed only feel-good generalities and the paragraphs of his speech didn't even have connecting sentences. It's bizarre. So glad that he didn't get his "reset". Trump should not get off that easily and he should not be graded on a very generous curve.

    • @conniecook8095
      @conniecook8095 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luboman411 Yes!

    • @TorianTammas
      @TorianTammas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Luboman411 Yes, it is shocking that some standard hurdled together stuff he read from the teleprompter is considered "his best speech". It looks like the parents and the kindergarten teacher talk about this challenged kid which did not bully another kid for 5 minutes "his best moment".

    • @carl.j917
      @carl.j917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      His supporters and his party seem to love all the short fixes he proposes. Most of his ideas are crazy, they don't have any hard data to back them up or make sure they will work long term. He sees a problem and decides to chop it off without even thinking about the set of consequences getting rid of that problem could bring. It's problem solving 101, before you even try to solve a problem, you need a data gathering phase to make sure the solution won't bring up 2 or 3 new, harder to deal with problems.

    • @johnmoldoch3127
      @johnmoldoch3127 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      psychopaths.

    • @johnmoldoch3127
      @johnmoldoch3127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have this theory that Trump need glasses to see the teleprompter, but he is too vain to wear them. Just like he is too vain to admit that he is bald, yet is willing to go out in public with the world's worst comb-over.

  • @ReadySetNitro
    @ReadySetNitro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Imagine if Hillary did this. Conservative hipocrasy at its finest.

    • @arizun8160
      @arizun8160 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      selfatrophy lol dont help the uneducated

    • @mikevantassel1994
      @mikevantassel1994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Most voters are too dim to recognize hypocrisy if it slapped them in the face 20 times. American people will always vote against their best interest because they don't know any better. There's too many stubborn old people in our country that are susceptible to propaganda and biased media, and these are the people that are voting. Soon enough those generations will be dead and we can finally move forward as a country. Someday we'll all be educated enough to form our own valid opinions.

    • @meganparish137
      @meganparish137 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Umm... She did! Loretta Lynch (former Attorney General) met with Bill Clinton on the back of a plane and talked with him privately during his wife's email investigation! She never fully recused herself from the investigation. Who's the hypocrite?!

    • @jiggrinder
      @jiggrinder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes she did !!!She is a low as they get.

    • @britmichn
      @britmichn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      jiggrinder you don't like Hillary because she is a democratic I don't care for her either but Trump had done way more than she had been accused of and still support him stop being a hippcrite

  • @friedgaming8258
    @friedgaming8258 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    USA won't lasts a year at this rate 😂😂😂😂

    • @TardyTardigrade
      @TardyTardigrade 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Speaking of the SS. I have to say that I was highly unimpressed with their appearance at the inauguration. For the most part overweight and middle aged guys in trench coats. I'm sure they know how to shoot well and are proficient in hand to hand combat, but so do/am I and millions of others. So it's not like they are some kind of supersoldiers or anything. It just felt like they were in less than peak physical condition. In other words not intimidating or a deterrent. They should be the best of the best, not the best of the average.
      I respect what they do, but not so much how they do it.

    • @SuperNoobTroll
      @SuperNoobTroll 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you believe FAKE NEWS

  • @BladeWinters
    @BladeWinters 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    How many people in the administration has ties to Russia, this seems repetitive even by political drama standards

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      BladeWinters you think this is crazy wait till we start discovering which ones are cylons and which are from the slitheen crime family.

    • @BladeWinters
      @BladeWinters 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My nerd knowledge is a little weak but the first one is Battlestar Galatica and the second one is Doctor Who right?

    • @qu4dq0r3
      @qu4dq0r3 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yup both right .... and a nice analogy there aswel, well played winters :D

    • @howardjohnson8980
      @howardjohnson8980 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude, the administration is the same as the past. They are ALL puppets for the elites and federal reserve.

  • @sarah7755
    @sarah7755 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    everyday with this man in politics is chaos. I can't handle it anymore. Can he take a vacation and just leave for the next 4 years?

    • @janiegarces1300
      @janiegarces1300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Candice Nicole --- Actually, we're the ones that need the vacation!.. 😖

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no, just seek asylum elsewhere. This place will be a crater when you return.

    • @aliciahudencial9467
      @aliciahudencial9467 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agree

    • @marklyles3335
      @marklyles3335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Candice, LMAOROTF.

    • @Riiiversiiide
      @Riiiversiiide 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Candice Nicole the crazy thing is that all he's been doing is vacationing! Imagine how much damage he'd be capable of if he was actually in the office every day signing legislature instead of chilling in mar a lago!

  • @heathmccasland
    @heathmccasland 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Thank you for not splitting the monologue into three parts, unlike what CBS has been doing with Colbert's monologues on TH-cam.

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seth's monologues are usually 3-4 minutes long

  • @mirandapala871
    @mirandapala871 7 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    4:04 Sessions appears to have a case of testicle neck...

    • @zerotrace1
      @zerotrace1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well of course, he’s a dick head

    • @gusdupree9076
      @gusdupree9076 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Miranda Pala well he is balls deep

    • @iNuchalHead
      @iNuchalHead 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a dewlap.

    • @jamessoltis5407
      @jamessoltis5407 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Miranda Pala ...Trump has a neckgina, so neck balls are not out of place in this administration, which coincidentally is comprised largely of dickheads.

    • @KrisCarter
      @KrisCarter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      look at Orangina's neck, it looks like a sad saggy old shaved vaGINA. #CantBeUnseen

  • @DoxRap
    @DoxRap 7 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    The President must have multiple personalities. Sometimes he knows Putin, sometimes he doesn't.

    • @TorianTammas
      @TorianTammas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dox Rap This explains is perfectly well or he is just a notorious liar that does not remember his prior lies.

    • @summerstevens2547
      @summerstevens2547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +TorianTammas or just a really bad liar, ha ha!

    • @TardyTardigrade
      @TardyTardigrade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think he knows exactly what he says. His arrogance and ego make him believe that everyone will just take his word for it no matter how contradictory his statements are. In my opinion, he believes he has the right to do or say anything as POTUS and be obeyed.

  • @KorribansFallen
    @KorribansFallen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    How's that "Draining the swamp" going for ya Donald? #USCorruptAdministration

  • @Ki11ersix
    @Ki11ersix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    This is possibly Seth's best video yet. Perfect comedic timing and biting commentary.

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Coming from last night, it was clear that he was fucking ready!

    • @KibuShiyo
      @KibuShiyo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ki11er Six This is the last place I thought I would see you randomly in the comments K6, lol!

    • @Ki11ersix
      @Ki11ersix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      haha, I love anything that holds political leaders to task.

  • @akizeta
    @akizeta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Is there anyone in the Trump quarter who _wasn't_ talking to the Russians? _Anyone?_ Melania?

    • @akizeta
      @akizeta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know, that's what makes it funny: the Russian is the only one who wasn't talking to the Russians.
      I think. Maybe she's actually Trump's KGB controller?

    • @Regimeshifts
      @Regimeshifts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She is the SPY man!! Infiltrated fully, and now has all the intel.

    • @kiwimatt85
      @kiwimatt85 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah apparently Trump. We now know the Dems are the dictators. Your comment didn't age well

    • @akizeta
      @akizeta ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kiwimatt85 Oh, are the Dems threatening to take your gas stove away because it might poison you? Such dictating! Much drama!

  • @camih1715
    @camih1715 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Wow, that's such a surprise.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The KGB is watching you Himac. (btw Himac is your name backwards which is an actual machinery company)

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know, riiiiiii-

  • @thedude4672
    @thedude4672 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I despised the George W. Bush administration and thought that nobody could do worse . . . until Trump. The Donald makes W's tenure seem like "the good old days." Sad!

    • @DorianMattar
      @DorianMattar 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +8111y
      Trump wants to parade our militar. Trump is just getting started. I don't want to think about what he could do if his back was against the wall.

    • @blakemonway
      @blakemonway 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      8111y That was near two years into W's Presidency. Give ol' T-Dawg some time, I'm sure he'll fail in a spectacularly horrific way, too. Probably won't realize the Russians invaded the rest of Crimea until he wakes up from his nap and turns on Fox News. Well, that's assuming he ever turns it off of Fox News in the first place.

    • @Jakeisks
      @Jakeisks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Worst President Ever!

  • @WingedSoda
    @WingedSoda 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    So like, did Seth cheat on his wife or something? These jokes are getting too specific.

    • @Micklemoose
      @Micklemoose 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I had that same thought.

    • @pippincovington1348
      @pippincovington1348 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WingedSoda he's not writing his own jokes

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's in a polygamist relationship with her and Stefon

    • @momentofzen4229
      @momentofzen4229 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @tracyellis9965
      @tracyellis9965 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Seth's wife is going to beat him when he gets home

  • @DavidPDoder
    @DavidPDoder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just in. Jeff Sessions: "I did not have verbal intercourse with that Russian."

  • @khai2die4
    @khai2die4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jesus... It's March. Did people really think putting him in office would decrease the amount of time he's on your screen. I'm sick of it!

    • @summerstevens2547
      @summerstevens2547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's his reality TV show now 24/7.

    • @geoffsmith363
      @geoffsmith363 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ikr? And I live in Canada! This hardly even effects us, yet we still get this stuff when we watch the news!

    • @blakemonway
      @blakemonway 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exotic Butters Oof, yeah, I feel real bad for all the people outside America. You all never voted for him, but you're still stuck here with us every day hearing about what horseshit the President Tweeted this time.

    • @vhinceagra4213
      @vhinceagra4213 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Naw man, watching shows like this is way better than soap operas from my country. Mediocre script, very very popular love teams as the lead roles. That sucks.

    • @evechewietan
      @evechewietan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bmon624 You could say that again! Definitely Not our President!!! But we do want to exercise solidarity with Americans in their hour of shame, disappointment, mortification and perhaps, tragedy. As Navy Seal Owen and his family are the first victims of Trump, we do feel the entire country's pain at such unnecessary loss.

  • @ojb512
    @ojb512 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great work Seth Meyers and team

    • @kiwimatt85
      @kiwimatt85 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely not. Now look at it. Proven that it was all made up

  • @AlexisNandalal
    @AlexisNandalal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love A Closer Look! I don't even think anymore, I press that like button as soon as I press the play button 😭

  • @AlwaysLoudAA
    @AlwaysLoudAA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Lock Him Up! Lock Him Up!

  • @rawnaqa7609
    @rawnaqa7609 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In a world full of hate, fear, and stress, Seth makes me feel safe and happy

  • @scottmurray4689
    @scottmurray4689 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Seth is like a gluten-free version of Stephen Cplbert

    • @tracyellis9965
      @tracyellis9965 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's Obama's fault he's a Russian spy

    • @janiegarces1300
      @janiegarces1300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tracy Ellis --- ha ha ha ha.. you crack me up... ha ha ha.

    • @spiderman4674
      @spiderman4674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tracy Ellis L

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Can we please just get Trump to resign?

  • @CNWhatImSaiyan
    @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *OH WHOOOOOOOOOOO COULD'VE SEEEEEEEEN THIS COOOOOOOOMINNNNNG?!?!?*

  • @janelin6083
    @janelin6083 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wow. Sessions ruined Donald's new media honeymoon!
    This is the first thing Sessions has ever done that made me truly happy.

  • @cindyoser9988
    @cindyoser9988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This cabinet is a mess!

  • @abidhasan3243
    @abidhasan3243 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh that sound by the balloon 😂😂😂

  • @brentstreeper9187
    @brentstreeper9187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Seth.
    Seeeeth!
    Thank you, Seth.
    Keep doing this Seth.

  • @andrewanderson4555
    @andrewanderson4555 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I need two charged camera batteries, 2 dozen gallons of water , a spaceship capabe of 99% light speed, and clear skies for take off. If anyone can help make this happen let me know! I will then come back to earth and all of this will be a distant past, a bronze age when people were at war with fact.

    • @digitaldan3304
      @digitaldan3304 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No! Nnnnno! You will stay here and you will deal with it like all the rest of us.
      No spaceships for you!

    • @HongKongPhooey89
      @HongKongPhooey89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Andrew Anderson Looks like a good time to go explore the galaxy. I hear the sunsets in the TRAPPIST 1 system are lovely this time of year...

    • @blakemonway
      @blakemonway 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Digital Dan Yeah, No Spaceship for you! Unless we come with you. Then you can have all the spaceships.

  • @gerardyeims
    @gerardyeims 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That balloon joke will be the best joke of 2017

  • @eliw-ph2yi
    @eliw-ph2yi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is Newspeak people! When Trump says America first he means Russia first.

  • @tatalooamirfan5545
    @tatalooamirfan5545 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Putin: " Ukraine? MYkraine!" Also Putin: " USA? MYSA!"

  • @autum8560
    @autum8560 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6 weeks? why does it take so long until the impeachment?

  • @Geospasmic
    @Geospasmic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That back-and-forth with Trump and Putin should be played nonstop on every news channel.

  • @shaunherbert7186
    @shaunherbert7186 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I live for these segments; Seth Meyer, you r awesome, I would have been pretty depressed for the next four years if it weren't for your comic relieve.

  • @MaxMakerChannel
    @MaxMakerChannel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    No need for a closer look. I have seen enough.

  • @chrishipop5
    @chrishipop5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lmao this actually funny. Good job writing staff. Keep up the good work Seth

  • @AnnSamuel
    @AnnSamuel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Matee I need this level of sarcasm in my life

  • @JesusBaldemar
    @JesusBaldemar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    last time I was this early la la land had won an oscar.... is this joke too old?

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes

    • @janiegarces1300
      @janiegarces1300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jesus B -- First time i'm hearing it. So, I'm the one that's late!. ha ha ha.. Sweet!!

    • @janiegarces1300
      @janiegarces1300 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus B -- First time i'm hearing it. So, I'm the one that's late!. ha ha ha.. Sweet!!

  • @MrKafein
    @MrKafein 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That balloon trick made my day, couldn't stop laughing!

  • @jasmineh.7841
    @jasmineh.7841 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Who's next to go? Lolz Serves them right! 😝

  • @kavyarawat6560
    @kavyarawat6560 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Seth, never stop singing.

  • @Zero_hk
    @Zero_hk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Waterboard the old man sessions!!!!

  • @JimPanse2007
    @JimPanse2007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I completely lost it when he used that balloon :D:D

  • @peace4myheart
    @peace4myheart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I want that golden shower tape to surface. Someone please release it so we can just impeach Trump already. Please, pretty please, with a cherry on top.

    • @peace4myheart
      @peace4myheart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The tape itself isn't reason for impeachment. It's just proof that is needed to show some credibility in the report that he is being blackmailed by the Russians. It also shows his relationship with Russian officials and Putin. In addition, it shows he lied about his relationship with Russia and its involvement in the election. Wouldn't that be considered treason, let alone a mere impeachment for lying under oath?

    • @summerstevens2547
      @summerstevens2547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Choo Choo MotherTrucker wonder if they are blackmailing some of GOP for support or maybe all those male prostitutes that were reported outside RNC convention made tapes. Was very strange when mentioned on news that female prostitutes business was down and there were men imported for convention, maybe they were male Russian hookers? or maybe got something when hacked RNC but instead of giving it to WikiL are using it for blackmail against some GOP. stranger things have happened and are happening now... sure hope not!

    • @peace4myheart
      @peace4myheart 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Billy Mays - I thought it was a 35-page unverified document compiled by a former British intelligence officer. That British agent has been verified to be real and is currently in hiding. If it's a joke, then someone at 4chan must have made a very elaborate joke.

    • @circusboy90210
      @circusboy90210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not a crime.

    • @transsexual_computer_faery
      @transsexual_computer_faery 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      To impeach the president he must be proven guilty of actual criminal activity.

  • @KyleMonizMusic
    @KyleMonizMusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I found that balloon joke to be hilarious.

  • @crazgamr6295
    @crazgamr6295 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Boy what a mess" -What everyone's last words would be if they died right now

  • @zethkall
    @zethkall 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seth Meyers is the most accurate news source anymore.

  • @vivekmech1
    @vivekmech1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seth you are awesome ...Why all the videos from this channel have very Low playing volume ? Did anybody have the same experience

  • @milesthales5445
    @milesthales5445 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for being one of those carrying the torch, Seth. Your writers are great, too.

  • @prab3636
    @prab3636 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This presidency so far has actually been pathetic

  • @andmythreeboys
    @andmythreeboys 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seth Myers is my favorite of all the hosts.:)

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yakov Smirnoff should be dusting off his old act about now.

  • @MrSethsamson
    @MrSethsamson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    just. what. I. needed.
    thank. you.

  • @gwheyduke
    @gwheyduke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    U.S. Code sections 1621 and 1001 of Title 18.
    Section 1621 covers general perjury, and stipulates that anyone who "willfully and contrary to such oath states or subscribes any material matter which he does not believe to be true" is guilty of perjury and shall be fined or imprisoned up to five years, or both. Section 1001 covers false statements more generally, without requiring an oath. The section stipulates that "whoever, in any matter within the jurisdiction of the executive, legislative, or judicial branch of the government of the United States, knowingly and willfully" falsifies or conceals information, including before a congressional committee's inquiry, may also be fined or imprisoned up to five years.

  • @FANKANable
    @FANKANable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seth was killing me. seriously hilarious

  • @StefanMarkBee
    @StefanMarkBee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ...in Germany we say: " The fish always starts rotting on the head!"

  • @etenorio0622
    @etenorio0622 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seth, you sir are a savage!!! I love a Closer Look.

  • @reggiemoore5147
    @reggiemoore5147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    We should water board Trump to see how much he knows about this Russia thing.

    • @DorianMattar
      @DorianMattar 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +reggie moore
      Yeah! Best comment all night!!

  • @erikshaw7
    @erikshaw7 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The balloon part had me in tears 🤣

  • @peimanhd7151
    @peimanhd7151 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is it too early to be tired of winning? lmfao

  • @tangobango9653
    @tangobango9653 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Photo opt of Trump dressed in that Navy Officer garb reminds me of the infamous, ridiculous Dukakis Marine helmet "Tank Moment" photo back in 1988! Hilarious!

  • @TheBraunMachine2011
    @TheBraunMachine2011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Now I wonder, given how Trump's been as president so far, would you trade him for Hillary or Obama?

    • @ms_scribbles
      @ms_scribbles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hell, at this point, I'd trade him for Dubya of all people.

    • @Jorjaraesmusic
      @Jorjaraesmusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      StormWolf Dear lord, I never thought I'd see the day I missed Dubya, but I was young and idealistic once. I think. It's getting harder and harder to remember...

    • @TheBraunMachine2011
      @TheBraunMachine2011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lol, you know you're not doing good as a president when Bush seems like a better choice lol

    • @queenoftheharpies8018
      @queenoftheharpies8018 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheBraunMachine2011 I'll trade him for a stuffed 🐻, just sitting in the Oval Office, doing nothing. Trump's exhausting.

    • @TheBraunMachine2011
      @TheBraunMachine2011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL, yeah, he is haha.

  • @johnwojcik2924
    @johnwojcik2924 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You're all fake news!" Brilliant and well executed. I came back a few days later just to watch that part again.

  • @damith219
    @damith219 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    why is it a norm to lie without consequences ?

  • @stephenhiltscher8880
    @stephenhiltscher8880 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the best ACLs that Seth has done. Bravo!

  • @aidanyelsma7762
    @aidanyelsma7762 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is it just me, or does Jeff Sessions look and act just like Mr. Sir in the movie Holes?

  • @traciduffin6040
    @traciduffin6040 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You make my day and make me laugh at impending disaster. Thanks.

  • @royms2000
    @royms2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How bad is a presidential administration going when we have to give him loads of credit for giving a damn speech?

  • @millinexec
    @millinexec 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The leprechaun dig killed me omg

  • @RoadCaptainEntertain
    @RoadCaptainEntertain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is there anyone in this administration who has figured out how to wipe without getting it all over themselves?

  • @evsid3049
    @evsid3049 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I saw the ballon joke coming from a mile away but it still got me. Guess that really shows the execution really does make the joke

  • @darkashtar
    @darkashtar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There IS a difference between a leader and a dictator.

  • @Moscato_Moscato
    @Moscato_Moscato 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    That balloon joke had me cracking!!🤣🤣

  • @LadyCeag840
    @LadyCeag840 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Past presidents have often spoke how leading this nation for just a few years is without a doubt one of the most stressful jobs on the planet, but Trump is constantly making his job a million times worse each hour! How long do you think Trump can keep up this whole "being president" thing, because my family are already making bets!
    My aunt thinks he'll last a year before he quits or stresses himself out, I'm pretty sure he might "make it" until the next term, and grandma's got $100 bucks on Trump lasting no more than 6 months.

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want to play this game too! I agree he'll somehow manage to drag himself to the end of this term but that's about it. This if he doesn't get impeached or dies of an attack of RAGE, that is.

    • @LadyCeag840
      @LadyCeag840 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please remember to place all bets and predictions in the "Pot o' President Trump".

    • @hudrowportnof4058
      @hudrowportnof4058 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the thing. Trump never wanted to be the president, he just wanted the title. He doesn't care about any of the responsibilities a president has on his table, he just wanted to be popular. Maybe being able to issue orders that affects millions is good for his ego but even that is not enough when every other person in the country is criticizing everything he does. He can't handle criticism and now he's drowning in it. He's used to having everyone around him fawn over everything he does because he's rich and popular, which doesn't really work when you're in the white house. His only respite are the people blindly supporting him on fox news, breitbart and his public appearances and even fox news is starting to go against him in some aspects.
      He's a big man brought down to the ground in the most public and humiliating way possible. Can't imagine him wanting to keep this up for 4 years.
      You can almost pity the guy. If only he's not an insufferable asshole.

    • @LadyCeag840
      @LadyCeag840 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't understand why being president would automatically make Trump think he's popular! He's broken the world record for being the most unpopular president to enter office in US history!

    • @hudrowportnof4058
      @hudrowportnof4058 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LadyCeag840 but he IS popular. People all over the world are talking about him.
      Being loved tho, that's another matter entirely. I guess, just like you said, that's the thing Trump never realized. Authority power doesn't come with respect nor the adoration of others.
      He was always seen as a clown before so nobody really took him seriously. Now that he's facing legit criticism he's panicking. Suddenly there are all sorts of people who dedicate their time to point out his every flaw. Must be maddening.

  • @ZER0--
    @ZER0-- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:25 I love seeing Tweedledee and Tweedledum behind Trump's fake hair.

  • @codes5218
    @codes5218 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You da man Seth

  • @mimperial1982
    @mimperial1982 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jeff Sessions looks like a keebler elf. Lock him up!

  • @pursang833
    @pursang833 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I believe Manafort was just seconds away from faking a heart attack to get out of that interview.

  • @ResidentTarantino
    @ResidentTarantino 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Whenever the Trump administration manages to take one step forward, they *immediately* run a marathon's number of steps back due to (insert reason here)

  • @1955stefanie
    @1955stefanie 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seth Meyers' face makes the funniest expression 😂😂😂😂

  • @susydiazdl
    @susydiazdl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can we have ONE week without a fucking scandal??

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We can't even muster a day!!

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Make that a few hours.

  • @SuperSpeedyToo
    @SuperSpeedyToo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you Seth for being the high light of my day!

  • @MrCardeso
    @MrCardeso 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Trump: Making the USSR great again!

  • @diehard5155
    @diehard5155 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seth Meyers nails it once again!

  • @Ripplethewatergirl
    @Ripplethewatergirl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Last time I was this early, La La Land had won the oscar

  • @dantonio65
    @dantonio65 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Officer: "Sir, have you been drinking?".
    Sir: "Officer ., I recuse myself from your investigation into my ties of Alcohol".

  • @SKMP
    @SKMP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When trump promises winning, but takes more than 4 L's in 6 weeks.

  • @sphynxriddle
    @sphynxriddle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I didn't not have communications" is what he really said with a slight smirk.

  • @RB-mk7ph
    @RB-mk7ph 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lotta jokes about getting in trouble with the wife. Clearly one of the writers has had a bad week so far with the Wife.

  • @divinitydamned3742
    @divinitydamned3742 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Liked for perfect deadpan stare amidst the slow balloon -skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

  • @jaydavids6485
    @jaydavids6485 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Good job America! Take this straw house apart...one corrupt stick at a time😁😁😁