eh i don't know i mean she was at like half health and he was like meh... I won't get yelled at tooo much..... then it was like though she might go back to replay and be like um dear 300gold lux vs a 90g cannon...... AND happy wife.... He probably could have just killed lux and made it back for the cannon.... lol.
Zwag: "Get my cannon or save my wife? Ofc I have to save my wife." "Actually Leona carry, all Leona. " "I just have the wife buff, did the damage. " We need more Zwag x Mrs Zwag game matches for the amazing synergy.
15:59, my favorite moment from this video, garen talks shit to Darius "see you in lumbridge" and darius asks "what is lumbridge?" in french and garen just goes "I ONLY SPEAK FREEDOM!!" 😂😂
@@jicudiaah yes the excellence of not knowing gender, rampant pedophilia, teaching children about gay sex, lowering educational standards and sky high corruption and inflation *smokes cigar-ette(cigars are banned)* America!
"The wife buff" is a very good way to say that, and it applies on so many levels. Also, since you are watching our playing league, she'll be nerdy enough. So you can thank her for "the wife buff"
Just wanna say I love the background music it's always a trip down memory lane hearing like Metroid, final fantasy mystic quest, ect music. Shit gets stuck in my head for hours lol.
Pro tip when you play blitz: bind the laugh to your mouse wheel click. The start of his laugh animation is the same as the start of his pull animation. Press W run at them, then laugh instead of pull. Congrats, you probably baited out someone's flash for only like 35 mana and you laughed at them too.
just imagine if they would make it that augments get a go at SR :D like dragon is an augment baron is a prismatic item :D no randomness like first 2 dragons give a tier 1 augment token next 2 a tier 2 and last a prismatic and baron gives a prismatic token :D so u can select what u want in the shop :D some are not available tho or set to a higher tier...
I’m always lost it when a see blitzcrank because I’m speak German and reminds me of Blitzkrieg which literally mean “ Lightning war” one of the most well known nazi strategy in world war 2,and the sound of with an German accent it’s extremely similar.
Zwag lost a cannon to save his wife. And people say romance is dead.
😂😂😂
🤣
Had me dying lmao. The devil on his shoulder screaming for him to leave his wife to die for the cannon. Zwag is a true romantic.
I think it's beyond awesome that his wife plays league with him.
eh i don't know i mean she was at like half health and he was like meh... I won't get yelled at tooo much..... then it was like though she might go back to replay and be like um dear 300gold lux vs a 90g cannon...... AND happy wife.... He probably could have just killed lux and made it back for the cannon.... lol.
11:22 Zwag: "Outplay that."
Ivern: "Ok, on it."
"cannon or wife" hardest decision of your life
*Spongebob split eye meme*
😂😂😂
Zwag: "Get my cannon or save my wife? Ofc I have to save my wife."
"Actually Leona carry, all Leona. "
"I just have the wife buff, did the damage. "
We need more Zwag x Mrs Zwag game matches for the amazing synergy.
It's crazy how much she snowballed his early game. I don't think he could have beat that insane wave clear strategy otherwise.
10:21 Lilia converge, Garen ignite, Lux ult. “Gah Damn Avengers!!!!” 😂😂😂
Leona and Ivern were on the line the entire time though 🤣
Lol. That team work.
15:59, my favorite moment from this video, garen talks shit to Darius "see you in lumbridge" and darius asks "what is lumbridge?" in french and garen just goes "I ONLY SPEAK FREEDOM!!" 😂😂
bro’s respond is also great
I was dying lol.
@@alexpeter6207 Not an excuse. We'd have to feel as if we needed to defend ourselves if it was an excuse. This is a commitment to excellence!
@@jicudiaah yes the excellence of not knowing gender, rampant pedophilia, teaching children about gay sex, lowering educational standards and sky high corruption and inflation *smokes cigar-ette(cigars are banned)* America!
@@alexpeter6207 to be fair, they don't need to. They should use that energy on learning something else
7:04 "Nice, I silence her," and suddenly both me and the Sivir realized how the rest of this game was going to go.
8:20 9:40 9:57 14:16 14:39 17:24 18:01 19:42 20:08 23:23 etc
Christ man if you did all that work you might as well make clips off his video and comment on it in shorts lol
@@Obiwannadoobie777 giving zwag free clips lmao
“My cannon? Or my Wife?”
Zwag actively demonstrating, with zero hesitation, how much men sacrifice on a daily basis for the women we love.
16:06 this french darius 🥖🥖🥐🥐🇫🇷🇫🇷
That Leona support efforts was a demonstration of true love
27:19 Kog'maw put his pinky toe in your giant maligma pool that's how you got an assist. did a whole 31 damage lol
I can not begin to describe how tilted sivir must have felt. 32/4/10 Blitz. The rage, the visceral rage.
25:08 "I don't have enough to burst him unfortunately"
... while rocket belt is just chilling unused
As a Leona main, I'm really happy that Rena has picked up the spanky, clanky, tanky gal and seems to be enjoying her. She's a great support.
Yo the best line was sacrifice the cannon for wife bro had me good xD
I hope Darius watch this and adopts his new nickname: Darius the Dirty Dog.
18:48 ahhh this creature is here 😂
Zwag sadly lost eight cannons but he said he saved his wife so it’s okay
Thumbs up because AP Blitz is always a hoot
14:35 funniest sht I've seen in a while
10:17 is one of my favorite moments I’ve seen from you yet.😂 I love when you Smurf casual play.
Day 5 of asking Zwag to play full move speed Yorick, because no one ever seen a 'Rick run so fast.
The rockets at 18:20 Made me laugh out loud hahaha
as he mildly speaks up "ranged ability" is what did it for me.
There are no rockets at that timestamp
That was some downright.... Darius gameplay at 34:19
Blitzcrank main here. To help clear casters under turret, auto once before the turret hit and ult passive takes it after
“Did Zwag get the first 6 CS?”
No, he missed 2 caster minions
Lose Streak: 2
Day 372 of writing here which day it is
Wife buff is the best buff 🫡
She has to be the right one tho.
10:05 to 10:30 is the most league moment of all league moments.
Pretty much sums up the game in a nutshell.
bro I'm dying everytime Zwag says "the avengers"😂😂😭😭😭☠️☠️
"The wife buff" is a very good way to say that, and it applies on so many levels.
Also, since you are watching our playing league, she'll be nerdy enough.
So you can thank her for "the wife buff"
18:00 got me rolling😂😂😂
bro hesitated uncomfortably long in the cannon vs wife dilemma
Thank you for the daily Zwag video!
8:00 me when a friend shows me a book I already read
Zwag, your wife has gotten so much better at the game since she started joining you to play. Tell her she's totally tubular.
Just wanna say I love the background music it's always a trip down memory lane hearing like Metroid, final fantasy mystic quest, ect music. Shit gets stuck in my head for hours lol.
10:20ish ... dude, i had to laugh so hard :D
"every time I do good, the enemy team plays the game. Grrrr"
Thanks for the great vid Zwag!
I think if darius would've walked into the bush at the 19:10 fight, he could've avoided a few sivir autos and maybe got both of them and then died
Zwag trying to get lucky by saying leona carry at the end lol
Big fan of this video! When I first started playing I liked to play blitz in twisted treeline.
Everytime I watch or play ap blitz, I can't help but lol irl. It's so funny.
ooh the passive lightning auto attacks from blitz ult procc malignance, you learn something new every day
Zwag the kinda guy that has to think for a couple of seconds in choosing between a cannon and saving his wife.
xddddddd 10:25 feeling like neo dodging everything xd
I kinda wanna see Leona's POV, that looks fun...
...and support is best role >:3
i want to watch this, but i already know zwag is going to cry like a baby like ten times in this video. because he does that in every video
When you stun someone so hard, it lasts 30 seconds and sends them back to fountain.
this is so old school Blitzcrank
Garen with the payback by his ignite 🤣🤣
Does attack speed blitz still work? I think that's my favorite zwag gimmick build
Pro tip when you play blitz: bind the laugh to your mouse wheel click. The start of his laugh animation is the same as the start of his pull animation. Press W run at them, then laugh instead of pull. Congrats, you probably baited out someone's flash for only like 35 mana and you laughed at them too.
AP attack speed blitz with the ult passive would be nuts top lane
First time commenter, long time watcher. Love the content, Zwag.
You're an excellent describer and entertainer.
Always a good time, cheers.
Cannon or Wife....Damn!!! Life really gives you hard choices 😂😂😂😂
blitz is my favorite and main character and watch it with my favorite content creator is even better
Would you play victor mid and if against a melee or mage try lichbane as first item with Q max
what a game, everything was in your favor in this game lol
Day 332 of asking for FULL attack speed Pyke with Hail of blades
Zwag plays every bot lane champ, but never on bot lane...
Did u ever wondered why???
Kassawin when? 👾
btw at 25:05 you chould kill that kog by using your protobelt
Does on-hit Blitz still work ? or was it attack speed i cant remember
We love a nice leona
I love watching your games.
Should've gotten doran shield
Also 26:12 "winnable" with 20 kills ahead lol
I'd love to see an attack speed blitz crank on hit hult shock build
To be fair, the 'cannon or my wife" was not even an option. Leona carried his early game hard!
Send that Leona a signed keyboard tbh.
Unscrew a screw with a hammer? You do hands work too??
that one tick of malignance that gave you the assist on kog'maw lol
It could be interesting to see full cooldown Blitz, spamming your ult and hooks.
these are the games I enjoy, non-meta stuff mmm :D
AD blitz next???
when u wanna get all the credit but ur wife is next to u "of course leona carry"
Finally blitz game
I would've been so mad if Zwag didn't help Leo there
Oh Darius you dirty dog!! lmao
10:24 garen just return the favor lol
"kogs kinda big but I can explode him" 💀
-Zwag
Am I crazy or would a lichbane 2nd item solve a lot of problems?
Is ROA good with blitz mid?
Scales too slow
doesnt w also give attack speed?
Blitz Game = Must watch
The Wife Buff is real
00:50 thats why you take smite, so they think theyre safe but they aint
Remember: Blitz W gives attack speed
Leona saved that game so hard
Do full ad blitz next
is that the RuneScape theme song i can hear in the background, lol!
Your Blitz is literally fnaf reference
our wife won the game🎉😁
You got the Kog assist because he stepped into your Malignance at 27:19
@4:30 what is this, a matchup for ants?
I like hear u happy when you win
27:25 you got an assist because Kog'maw got tickled by the Ligma pool
just imagine if they would make it that augments get a go at SR :D like dragon is an augment baron is a prismatic item :D no randomness like first 2 dragons give a tier 1 augment token next 2 a tier 2 and last a prismatic and baron gives a prismatic token :D so u can select what u want in the shop :D some are not available tho or set to a higher tier...
I’m always lost it when a see blitzcrank because I’m speak German and reminds me of Blitzkrieg which literally mean “ Lightning war” one of the most well known nazi strategy in world war 2,and the sound of with an German accent it’s extremely similar.
Omg just imagine a collector for that hook q
Extremely lovely that You play with your wife ♥️ what a pride Zwag