@@frankt285 "Lets not try and blame the dress" isn't the correct answer. Though I think it's a trick question, the only correct answer is faking your own death.
@@frankt285 I was just quoting something I'd heard a comedian say before which I think I'd said to one of my exes too. If they're too sensitive you probably saved yourself a lot of headaches anyway!
@@tentaklaus9382 Not at all sensitive.. Haven't had my coffee.. Perhaps you might want to clear up what ur saying.. I don't do code work... Enjoy ur day....
How though? Why do people think it's okay to lash out violently because someone gave their opinion 🤣 I mean women are like "you gave an opinion to me now you deserve to die and I'm allowed to do it" but if it's the other way around men aren't allowed to do or think anything it's crazy. So no... He didn't risk anything.
No, he made her realize she needs to diet without him telling it. It would be smart given the circumstances but I don't think it is a healthy relationship if she is ready to murder him just for mentioning that diet might be healthy for her.
@@chanel_xoxo3707 that's not what he was getting at and speak for yourself. Women always talk about how they want I guy taller than them and strong but we aren't allowed to have preferences?
@@Submody2023I think you missed the hole there buddy. The person you replied to wasn't saying people can't have preferences, the opposite actually. They said that just because your partner likes a certain feature on people does not mean you need to be that ideal. If you not being their perfect idea of a partner would mean they go to someone else then they weren't meant to be. Someone people love to be whatever their partner likes the most and others like to stay how they are, nothing is wrong with either of these things. It just is what it is. Don't be insecure because your partner just says they like something that isn't a description of yourself. They like what they like and it isn't always a personal insult. Stay safe and loved ❤
@@chanel_xoxo3707 If you don't care about satisfying your partner then why should he/she care about satisfying you? It should at least be a conversation.
@@chanel_xoxo3707haha fun fact nobody is meant for 1 person its not like some movie you can be meant for like 1million people you could probably go your whole life without finding the perfect 1
Both of my exes are redheads. I am lucky to be alive. Brunettes are the troublesome ones for blondes. For the brunettes are the dizzy ones that blondes play off of. But you have a good point, and later if he let's the prank go on she will get him for that remark.
Plot twist he was talking about a diet but he played it cool to not be killed by wooden spoon Edit: sheesh this comment got alot going on specifically alot of people telling me that's the point of the joke but not really the point of the joke is that he is saying dye it my joke is that he said diet but changed it and yes I well aware the video is fake like all prank videos feel free to comment 🤓
@@emiliawilson4378 😍! I’m sure you’re a lovely & deserving person, however, (as you may be able to tell by my previous comment), I’m already married 😕…
My wife said she wants to go on a diet for 3 months straight and once I finally agreed with her I saw my life flash before my eyes, bros playing a dangerous game lol
@@MrGigi-dz9cv it’s the guys fault obviously I mean if he didn’t do all the providing and what looks like cooking while all she did was eat and get fat but ya it’s the guy in the wrong.
@SwordsmanTheGamer Nine lol it wasn't my grandma, but I remember I pissed off my mom once, and she had just gotten back from the store. The closest thing was a new fly swatter. She whooped me arse til she broke it, then got more mad it got broken and whooped me again. With the level of anything is a weapon that got engraved in me growing up......they don't even know, you're right lol
wow that's the best prank I hv ever seen. watched it 1o times already omg lol. love how she picked up the spatula and dropped it lmao. The best part is he is sooo calm. That made the prank hilarious
@@whitebroccoli694 according to my grandparents you haven't truly been in love until you've wanted to kill them, had an opportunity to do it, but didn't do it because you love them. I'll take this Boomer advice over any pseudo relationship expert who thinks love is 100% rainbows and no hard times.
And that's somehow funny when woman acts like she is going to hit a guy, but when it's the other way around, you start whining like a $tup1d c.u.n.t you are
It’s funny how people delete their comment but you can still see it in your email lol dumbass! You get too scared to leave it up Nenad?! Some people are such cowardly little pussyfoots 🤦🏻♀️
@caravij5540 lol well I guess it's fine if he thinks it's a trap or don't want to hurt ur feelings but you got the power to do something about it don't you?
This was the absolute best. When he kept talking after the first diet I thought oh he is trying to die for real. Lol the slow walk with the spoon was everything 😂
Bro just told his blonde wife "he likes redheads" and lived to tell it.
Fr
Likes redheads but loves his wife who so happens to be a blond. It's like I like red apples but I love golden delicious apples 🤷🏾♂️
@@CaliGramz ok?
@@CaliGramz sigh
@@mikyas392 😮💨
Amazing he called his wife fat AND got away with saying he preferred redheads. Fucking legend
Is there even a single straight man in this world who doesn't like redheads?
She not fat, she juicy
@@ldmtag women are woman hell even fat girls will do
I mean, she could stand to lose a few. 🤷♂️
Red l like theres ugly and cute no in-between with them
Bro looked death in the eye and said "THIS MY HOUSE FOOL!"
Don’t worry she’ll remember that he said “I mean I like red heads” and she’ll say “who tf you like?
@@HeinrichTheGr8 maybe he'll get tired of it
"I thought I was gonna murder you today." 😂😂
Day's not over...😂
Boy better sleep with one eye open.
Wonder how many times Maggie has said that…😂😂😂
That man deserves an Oscar for keeping a straight face through that! 👏
what about taking it away for starting a conversation with no context
Yeah its kinda easy when your partner is in for the video
🤣🤣🤣🤣 right
Well they scripted it ahead of time and probably screwed it up a few times so I don’t think he deserves an award for this crap.
You suck
My guy literally just faced death and lived to tell the tale
@Hello You 🤓
@Hello You 🤓
@@helloyou7867cope
Daniel Heckel
"🤓" -🤓
My wife wouldn't have let me finish 😂😂😂
That's weird, she always lets me finish
Edit: sorry, couldn't resist, man. you left yourself wide over for that one lol
@@Streetlight37 all good, she said it was just 3 pumps
Bro was walking on thin ice.. Save of the century, he went from quicksand to hero in an instant.!! 😂😂😂
He finishes with, "...and you could stand to lose a few pounds." 🤣
I made the mistake of answering the do I look fat in this?? I was almost killed.. LOL! 😂
@@frankt285 "Lets not try and blame the dress" isn't the correct answer. Though I think it's a trick question, the only correct answer is faking your own death.
@@tentaklaus9382 I was talking about my ex.
@@frankt285 I was just quoting something I'd heard a comedian say before which I think I'd said to one of my exes too. If they're too sensitive you probably saved yourself a lot of headaches anyway!
@@tentaklaus9382 Not at all sensitive.. Haven't had my coffee.. Perhaps you might want to clear up what ur saying.. I don't do code work... Enjoy ur day....
Tht man is a Jedi. He just got away with saying he likes redheads by making her think, he was caling her fat. Fucking genius man
807 likes no replies let me fix that
@@sumaoncrack2251ur not that guy shut the fuck up ur wasting a comment
@@sumaoncrack2251I’ll join
That's because it's scripted.
Im just shocked, 1.2k likes and no one spell checked me 😂
Bro was able to keep his face straight that whole time I would be laughing from the start lol😅
Jarod, you are the man. Risked your ass BIG TIME with this one, and lived to tell the story.
How though? Why do people think it's okay to lash out violently because someone gave their opinion 🤣
I mean women are like "you gave an opinion to me now you deserve to die and I'm allowed to do it" but if it's the other way around men aren't allowed to do or think anything it's crazy.
So no... He didn't risk anything.
Guy is a genius, found a way to say he loved redheads, and made his girlfriend happy to hear it. 👏🏻
Even if she picked up on the 'likes redheads', he could have remained poker faced and made a reference to matches (Redhead) 🤣🤣
"hey honey, check out that gal with her crack popping out of her shorts. doesnt she look like a hooker?"
What's redheads?🌚
@Jj S That EZ? 😂😂 Thank you
No, he made her realize she needs to diet without him telling it. It would be smart given the circumstances but I don't think it is a healthy relationship if she is ready to murder him just for mentioning that diet might be healthy for her.
Wow...that was too smooth...😂😂😂😂😂..once it clicks in he likes red heads..I think he'd be safer to run for the hills 😂😂😂😂😂
Aaaaannnnnd THIS is exactly why you never start a conversation off in the middle.
😂🤣😜🤪😝
His ability to keep a straight face all along is remarkable
He was scared.
No it’s not. It’s a scripted, fake video
You suck
@@jonathanhoward1499 Who sucks?
Yeah well, after like 11 takes, it becomes easier to keep a straight face.
She was so focused on whether or not he was telling her to lose weight that she totally missed him saying he likes red heads
We don't care it's not like we have to be ehat your fantasy is it won't make someone were meant to be with cheat
@@chanel_xoxo3707 that's not what he was getting at and speak for yourself. Women always talk about how they want I guy taller than them and strong but we aren't allowed to have preferences?
@@Submody2023I think you missed the hole there buddy. The person you replied to wasn't saying people can't have preferences, the opposite actually. They said that just because your partner likes a certain feature on people does not mean you need to be that ideal. If you not being their perfect idea of a partner would mean they go to someone else then they weren't meant to be. Someone people love to be whatever their partner likes the most and others like to stay how they are, nothing is wrong with either of these things. It just is what it is. Don't be insecure because your partner just says they like something that isn't a description of yourself. They like what they like and it isn't always a personal insult. Stay safe and loved ❤
@@chanel_xoxo3707 If you don't care about satisfying your partner then why should he/she care about satisfying you? It should at least be a conversation.
@@chanel_xoxo3707haha fun fact nobody is meant for 1 person its not like some movie you can be meant for like 1million people you could probably go your whole life without finding the perfect 1
"I think you should diet."
*equipping advanced armorement*
Her Response was perfect! I thought the same thing!
"I like redheads" was honestly more dangerous than diet. She must have been tunnel visioned by the fact that she thought he said diet to notice lol
Lmao facts...
Exactly what I was thinking
Both of my exes are redheads. I am lucky to be alive. Brunettes are the troublesome ones for blondes. For the brunettes are the dizzy ones that blondes play off of. But you have a good point, and later if he let's the prank go on she will get him for that remark.
Or it's just (and stay with me here I know it's a stretch, this is the internet after all) fake.
She was too triggered with "diet"
The fact that she went for a wooden spoon, out of all available kitchen utensils, means my man was gonna die sloowwww.
shit mine getting the rolling pin or the cast iron ....
It means that, but also that she is very blonde 🤣
Or that she's Italian...
If any of you have played the witcher 3 then you should know a wooden spoon is a deadly tool. If you know you know.
Nah the fact that she grabbed it is the wrong thing in my eyes. Imagine a Girl saying this to her Man and he takes out the wooden spoon. DISASTER 😂
It’s so great when all the actors stick to the script
That Expression Change got me!!!
Man: you should diet
Woman: domestic abuse-jitsu activate
Why doesn't this comment have more likes or comments. Ya'll slacking.
@@jerseymade8000 Because most people want equality
Bro what..you wildin..👀😂
I mean she weighs as much as he does, she definitely needs a diet.
@@KrolKaz Height also matters
Bro is actually living in the border between life and death
He's both dead and alive at the same time
yeah. he is "Schrödingers Man".
@@ts5546 You mean 'He's dead but doesn't know it yet'?
The twilight zone you mean?
"Can you explain" cracked me up but also such good communication skills instead of jumping down his throat immediately.
"I thought I was gonna murder you."
"Oh yeah, watch the scale too." 😂
That's a brilliant turn :)
“You’re about to knock it off the counter”
BONK!!!
😂
Lol that would have been finny
"i think you should diet" Dumbledore said calmly
She is deaf for "Redheads" but has a sonic hearing for "diet".
women ☕
@@russiancommy NPC
@@honeyeggs9145 NPC 🤓
Cause her chub is her insecurity
@@honeyeggs9145 NPC
Plot twist he was talking about a diet but he played it cool to not be killed by wooden spoon
Edit: sheesh this comment got alot going on specifically alot of people telling me that's the point of the joke but not really the point of the joke is that he is saying dye it my joke is that he said diet but changed it and yes I well aware the video is fake like all prank videos feel free to comment 🤓
Do that man a favor and keep it to yourself!
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Ya that’s the point
We all know thank u though
Scoops. Wth!?
I can tell it's been heavy on his mind for awhile...😂
Man saw that wooden spatula and did a real 180 😂
That woman just admitted to premeditating that man's murder.
Take a joke.
He swung first.
@@paradiseaaron it was a spoon 🤣
@@Selkie7 *sigh of relief* good okay lol
So?
First thing she went for was the big wooden spoon, I'm dead.
That’s only because the meat tenderizer was in the dishwasher
@@Skyprince27 Easier to stick it up his ass.......
Because its staged
@@Skyprince27 I love you😂😂😂
@@emiliawilson4378
😍! I’m sure you’re a lovely & deserving person, however, (as you may be able to tell by my previous comment), I’m already married 😕…
We almost lost him guys 😂
...again.
Im about to press F .. again. How many close calls have been?
Yes we almost!!!
1 second away ..just 1 sec 💀🤣
Don't think it's physically possible
He was quick to notice something was definitively brewing up behind his back. Your next move literally saved your life.
You can tell deep down she felt insecure by her reaction💯
When you hear the laughter, she is serious.😂😂
My man just straight up told her “change your hair color I like red better” in such a way she was happy to hear it…
If you listen to him he said “you’ve been talking about it” meaning she already mentioned that she wanted to change her own hair color.
@@hughjanus2781 and he suggested a colour he enjoys without causing a issue over him liking redheads.
Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Winston Churchill
As I understand it, she basically thought he meant DIET as an lose weight. Hence the “I thought I was gonna have to kill you today”.
@@DREPR0787 that's the joke
"I thought I was going to murder you today"
"Almost did. Next time let me be on top."
Brooo 💀
I let my girl be on top and she punishes me with her toys.
😂😂😂😂😂
@@squeekyclean1644 that’s not info you just say dawg
Oooh no LMAOOOO
It’s his straight face for me.. I would have fell apart already.
Her being relieved when saying “ I thought I was going to murder you today” 😳😂🤣😂
No one wants their heart broken and a charge/to be arrested the same day.
Lol nah she said that too comfortably for my liking.
Born blonde but with the redhead attitude
She also needs a diet
That was she said
Some god level facial control!
Thats what i was thinking!he didnt break character for a single second
The way she picked up the spoon, tho 😂
My wife said she wants to go on a diet for 3 months straight and once I finally agreed with her I saw my life flash before my eyes, bros playing a dangerous game lol
He felt a disturbance in the force and changed the conversation with the finesse of a Jedi.
Waaaa 😂😂😂
I felt a disturbance in my butt but I had just sat on some jelly beans.
That's no prank
The best part is how she tried to make sure she was hearing what she was hearing b4 she chewed his head off
You understand this is a bit right?
@@chand911dude still brought up a valid point. Some women would jump to getting angry, in this joke she doesn't
No the best part is you think this isn't staged
@@JaxLittles She would have if it werent a joke.
@@chand911 i do understand its staged what i also understand is you caint find nothin else 2 to talk about but obvious shit find some business shawt
That laugh at the end was the scary part!
Man's knows his way with words
"I thought I was going to murder you today..."
"Can you explain?"
"Errmm..." 🤣
Murder for saying diet ....
@@MrGigi-dz9cv it’s the guys fault obviously I mean if he didn’t do all the providing and what looks like cooking while all she did was eat and get fat but ya it’s the guy in the wrong.
@@murderousraven5958 But, why being offended by the word diet ?
@@MrGigi-dz9cv brrah .. I truly hope you develop some humor ..
Unless this was your terrible attempt at it ...
@@yasirrakhurrafat1142 But asside the humour, why would a woman be so sensitive ..
"I thought I was going to murder you today" 😂 I thought she was going to as well 😂😂😂
Yeah, redhead definitely fits
The fact she was prepared to do it to
"there's still tomorrow"
Bro saved his life behind his own back😅
Bro got the *"threat"* recorded on camera😅😅
"I thought I was gunna murder you today"😁 that's my fkn life lmfao
Pray to Jesus from your heart. Ask him about the things that concern you. Wait for his answer.
Homie was bold enough to say that assuming his wife wouldn't instantly thanos snap him out of existence.
Oh, he knew that women will never murder you without asking to clarify that they heard you right.
You're not walking on thin ice bro, you're walking on air, you just haven't noticed.
Bro pulled the sales tactic "make an offer so ridiculous that when you make your actual offer it doesn't seem so bad in comparison"
He literally means diet but he figured it out that its his last day so he played it cool. What a genius man.
Nah bro, this shit was clearly staged in it's entirety 🥱😐
@@demontubby5300 No shit. I'm sure the person commenting was making a joke about the whole situation. Do people not understand sarcasm these days?
can we just say how good he is for keeping a straight face not even a smirk actor in the works bravo
And he's not on strike
Here I can make it real clear for you you’re fat, and it smells when he opens up your baby maker because you’re so sweaty from your F.U.P.A
This is the type of man that walks out in a hurricane, looks up and dares the rain to fall on him.
Bro was playing catch with his life there for a sec 😂
The fact that she slowly stalked him had me rolling.
Lmao right? Like a lioness ..
Girl was the calmest psycho ever. She was gonna quietly come up and just....spoon somethin
😂😂😂😂 damn not spoon something I never heard that one that shit was a damn good one yo 😂
@@vidodadon3981 listen man, if you ain’t afraid of a wooden spoon then you don’t know the wrath of an angry grandma….
Hey I was almost spooned to death as a child, it’s a thing.
@SwordsmanTheGamer Nine lol it wasn't my grandma, but I remember I pissed off my mom once, and she had just gotten back from the store. The closest thing was a new fly swatter. She whooped me arse til she broke it, then got more mad it got broken and whooped me again. With the level of anything is a weapon that got engraved in me growing up......they don't even know, you're right lol
@@swordsmanthegamernine7973 or you have been hit by it so many times you don't feel it anymore
wow that's the best prank I hv ever seen. watched it 1o times already omg lol. love how she picked up the spatula and dropped it lmao. The best part is he is sooo calm. That made the prank hilarious
He felt the heat coming 😅😂
“Can you explain?” As she casually grabs a weapon off the counter.😂😂😂
a wooden spoon 🥄 ?
Typical female behavior either attack or cry.......
@@allenwilson9656blunt weapon
she looks someone who maintains nice and healthy relationship, right
I know huh, it was almost like it was planned, but I’m sure it wasnt
If he’d ended the video with “you could probably lose a couple of pounds too” it would be next level
it would be first level
omg for some reason my brain read "a couple hundred pounds" lmaoo
"I mean, thick chicks look better with red hair"
Bro playing roller-coaster with the Ripper 😅😂
Bro had the Grim Reapers scythe pressed against his throat the whole time
“I thought I was gonna murder you today” that’s my new favorite line ever😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think this could easily evolve.
"I thought this was the day I was going to murder you"
Someday he's not going to stick the landing.
better than “I was going to divorce you today” after the video shoot he went back to simping
And with a wooden spatula 😅
She just spared his life for today.
How did you keep a straight face??!!!
I would have almost wet my pants trying to hold my Laughing in!!!! 🤣😂
It’s a skit. They’re acting. It’s scripted, curated, FAKE.
Well that's strange... Do you wet you're pants often? Weirdo
@@whitemailprivilege2830 yes, but I would still have a hard time not laughing-even while reading a script
Easy, she does have 20 lbs to lose
Well, she is overweight. She's twice the size of him.
Dude u the goat,gtn to let her know u ain't liking the blond hair,wink wink lolol
Unlike all the other channels, these two can actually act
Man was playing Russian roulette with every word…
Well done lad
He said he like Red head
He humping a Red Head chick
It went over her head
Dead ass if he waited one more word it was a wrap🤣
His Spidey sense started tingling 😂
When it all quiets down, she’ll definitely ask why you said you liked redheads 😅😅😅
The fact you're doing this wearing a "Glove" shirt is everything
"I like redheads" almost thought she was going to kill him anyway 😭
Same LMAOO
I think because he's a redhead look at his beard I think it's red ish
That took some nerve and he played it well!
Kudos!
Oscar goes to this man for escaping murder 😂😂
I like how she emphasized today as if she thought about it yesterday and might think about it tomorrow
"Finally, that day is today!" - Probably her lol
Yes because thinking about murdering a spouse is funny?
@@whitebroccoli694 but it kinda is tho
@@whitebroccoli694 according to my grandparents you haven't truly been in love until you've wanted to kill them, had an opportunity to do it, but didn't do it because you love them. I'll take this Boomer advice over any pseudo relationship expert who thinks love is 100% rainbows and no hard times.
@@HelloYersoGae I have a feeling you wouldn’t find it so funny if the roles were reversed
the man deserves an Oscar for that great acting
She doesn't
It’s set up
@@thejamesone7633 of course, u didnt need to tell anyone
@@gustavohermandio1440 you underestimate the amount of retards
He'll never know how close he came.
oh nah the wife holding the stick spoon and with the look is crazy looking like she gonna kill hi LMAO
The way she drops it like, “Oh… Okay. I guess I’m not killing you today.” 🤣💀😂
You actually should go on a diet tho
Mm
Reminded me of a cat deciding to bite/scratch or not 😅
@@wsm-4839 My cat this morning 😂💀 He was scrapping with me and then laid down so he could have never ending head kisses 🤣
@@chub22g24 🤣💀
I like how she quickly chooses her weapon with barely a glance at it 😂
And that's somehow funny when woman acts like she is going to hit a guy, but when it's the other way around, you start whining like a $tup1d c.u.n.t you are
That's because they're acting
It’s almost as if she already knew what was going to happen
but what's the reaction of people if he did that💀
It’s funny how people delete their comment but you can still see it in your email lol dumbass! You get too scared to leave it up Nenad?! Some people are such cowardly little pussyfoots 🤦🏻♀️
He should added, “Oh yeah, and you could lose 30 pounds too.”😂
She meant that last line in her soul
She thought he chose violence today!😂
😂😂😂
It's crazy how a man can't tell his wife she's getting fat 😁
@@razor4155 Right? I am telling HIM that I got fat. And it is true. He is still denying it. Probably thinks it's a trap 😂
@caravij5540 lol well I guess it's fine if he thinks it's a trap or don't want to hurt ur feelings but you got the power to do something about it don't you?
@@razor4155 he's bigger than her. A man who is not fit himself has no right to tell a woman more fit than him to get skinny.
She really grabbed the spoon like mjolnir
😂😂
Lol..well he isn't wrong about her needing to diet. Having meat is good but too much meat is a no no
💀
This comment is too underrated
Wow that took some serious rehearsal 😂😂😂😂. Bravo Bravo 10 points plus 5 bonus points for surviving. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Bro was stumping on thin ice 😅
That casual saying "i thought I was gonna murder you today". Chilling
With a pat on the back
Yep. We found my woman
Wh😂😂😂😂
Then actually go on a diet. Thanks.
@@just_a_regular_american3037 buddy......I'm crying rn 😢 LMFAOOOOO bruh
This was the absolute best. When he kept talking after the first diet I thought oh he is trying to die for real. Lol the slow walk with the spoon was everything 😂
Is diet bad?
Oh no ! Not the dreaded spoon ?
One word "RUN"😂
Bro must've greet death like an old friend.
Bro is a legend, with a straight face too 😂😂. Damn
“As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life, and realize there’s nothin, left”
"Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long that even ma momma think that my life is gone"
🎶but I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
me be treated like a punk you know that's unheard of 🎶
You better watch how you talkin', the way you walkin'
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip but I gotta loc
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I’m the kind of G the little homies wanna be like on my knees in the night saying prayers in the streetlight
How to ask something big and live to get it. That was a life lessen bro. Hats off.