She did the same thing when she said she wasn’t an “immobile freak” right in front of her! She’s just so self centered that she’s not thinking for even a second about the people around her. Plus she’s just an idiot
it’s like when she said she wasn’t some “immobile freak” all while Emily was on facetime with her. i think they are definitely digs at her ex who has passed away .
well. it is a huge difference, if you leave your pets for 1,2 days or multiple weeks, month(?)😅 I also go on holiday, while my mum watches them. but amber has so intensions, so far, to go back🙈
i never realized how weird it is that she says ''my pets love me so much'' rather than that she loves them so much??? it makes me realized how much more often she says that rather than she loves them...
It’s like in a previous q&a from a while ago where someone (probably Amber herself😂) asked what’s your favourite quality about Emily or something along those lines and she said something like “how much she cares about me/the way she treats me”. Not “she’s so creative or funny or compassionate” (not that Emily is any of those things, those are just examples of nice qualities in a person🤣) She relates everything back to herself because that’s all she cares about.
Imagine how awkward it must be, all the shit Alexis talked about not just Amber, but Emily saying that shes a horrible person and also dangerous... and they just go out for drinks like nothing happened?? Thats so fucking weird. Also we've gotten more body shots in the past week than we have in the past 4 years...
I'd imagine there will always be a hidden animosity between the two, I hate Emily but if someone was calling me out for my shit online I'd never like them, even if I was pretending to bc amber decided to forgive her lol
21:47 When she said it’s green, I mean white, she was referring to the crosswalk man turning from red to white. She corrected herself from saying green, cause that was the traffic light. 😂😂
OMG the eyebrows, I can't! Thank you for the unexpected burst of laughter, you're the best! ETA: Torrid mesh has more stretch than their other fabrics, the more you know.
😂😂😂😂 omg I was laughing out loud reading that and hearing ambers voice in my head. I bet she had chat GBT do it and then added the last bit about being soooo proud of her for literally not going through with anything and wasting their time
She knows NOTHING about cats. They are better in their own environment. 100%. Get a cat sitter. The stress of a stranger is minimal. Source, professional cat carer
Oh yeah, Chantal and Salah can be quite nice together,when they are on live and they joke around, he's more natural and it's the only time that they seem to be having fun. But these gorls? I have a feeling they need the alcohol and weed to get along with their meme talk🙄
I'm going to bring up something no one has addressed. They GAMBLE. OFTEN. NOT good for someone with an addictive personality. Alcohol. Gambling. Food. Social Media. Nothing is great about this entire thing
I’ve been saying this from the start! Emily is aggressively feeding Amber’s dopamine receptors- gambling, drinking, eating her favorite foods, love bombing, constant “fun and excitement” while they’re together. Amber is already a pleasure junkie, and Emily is very aware of how to work this addiction toward her end goal of total control. It’s like in Pinocchio- she’s taken Amber to Pleasure Island, Amber will think this is everything she ever wanted- but soon turn into tommi’s little donkey and get sent to tommi’s salt mine as a feedee. Amber’s ability to control her impulses and say no to temptation is already almost non-existent, Emily is working on entirely disabling Amber’s willpower and desire to make better choices. And at the end, Amber will blame herself, and she won’t really be wrong.
@@MogwenciaBogwencia You 100% hit the nail on the head with this, the only part I’m not sure I agree with is at the very end when you said Amber will blame herself. I’m not so sure, Amber never blames herself for anything 🤦🏻♀️
Alexis is almost Amber’s size no wonder Amber wouldn’t date her ! Remember when she said she’d NEVER date someone as big as her ?? But yet somehow she thinks EVERYONE is attracted to her,SURE JAN😒😒🙄🙄🙄
Yep, my pets are my children so I drove them 19 hours to Wisconsin and now I am at a hotel for a few days and left them in a strange home with my girlfriends pets while I play games and drink all night long. They are my everything. Yep that's our gorl.
Emily is guarded is actually putting the finger on what I have been feeling 👍🏻 But at the same time Amber is posting their make-out sessions and it's 🤮
I wonder if she feels like she’s annoying Emily. She always says “type deal” A LOT and now she’s suddenly self-conscious about how much she’s saying it.
Well if Alexis is to be believed at all Emily can get a little aggro when Amber pushes her buttons. She could be genuinely anxious for the first time in a long while
Amber's the poster child for what happens when you're not socialised properly as a kid and your entire adult life is spent browsing social media. Normal 34yr old people don't talk like Amber, in that vapid, superficial, Valley Girl way. Guaranteed Emily's tolerance for the repetition of 'hectic', 'girly pop', etc and the overall shrillness will rapidly decline. Setting aside the evilness, Emily is at least age-appropriate in her demeanour, which is understandable for someone who goes outside regularly. Plus, she's educated, has a professional career and has a kid. Granted, she apparently barely sees the kid, but she's had enough 'adulting' experience to make her infinitely more mature than Amber. So yeah, Emily probably already has marks on the palms of her hands from clenching her fists under the table at every 'shoooo kee-yoot' she endures. Shrillness 24/7 is the price of indulging her weird paraphilia, I guess.
@@kelf114 💯 opinions seem to be split on whether it’s Emily or Amber who’s the master manipulator in this situation and I fully believe it’s Emily. Amber is a manipulator for sure, but she’s little league compared to Emily. Amber has fully met her match on this one and I personally would argue she deserves every moment of the impending hell this “relationship” will likely become based on what we already know and based on what Alexis said about Emily (if Alexis is to be believed about it and wasn’t just trying to make a bit more drama for clout which is also possible)
The fake email from the weight loss clinic still cracks me up. “I hope it’s not a result of failings on the part of the staff here. Once a patient, you’re a patient for life. We are sooo proud of you!” 😂😂😂
ALR's are worse. Tommie might be a lot of unforgivable things, but being ugly is not one of them. Tommy's weird eyebrows perfectly suit her impish, snarky, well architected face. Tommy is not an ugly person. Tommy possesses some chromosome pairs that I feel more deserving of, etc.
you can never trust a compulsive liar because almost everything coming out of her mouth a lie,maybe emily was on the back burner,we know she talks to multiple people at same town
It's so weird having watched this channel since before you started covering amber. The bag on the head era. Now you're so much more comfortable on camera. It's awesome, because I absolutely love your personality.
Thoughts and prayers to the other diners at that restaurant. Imagine going out for a nice meal after a long week at work, or maybe it's a date or your birthday, then you're subjected to vapid shrieking from some gigantic woman across the room all evening.
I'm no animal expert but I feel like putting your peta through a day-long car trip to an unfamiliar environment is much more stressful than leaving them home and having a sitter come by a few times a day.
Then sprinkle in the fact they're being left alone in a new environment with strange animals. Amber's cats and Emily's cats could be fighting and stressing each other out and they'd never know
1 million percent. My cat is 14 and i would love to travel with her but she would hate it, so she stays home with a cat sitter twice a day, she sleeps 22 hours a day anyway 😅
There’s been studies on fake laughter, and how it’s different from authentic laughs. The data shows we can absolutely hear the difference between genuine and fake laughter. So anytime you think the Gorls are faking it, they probably are.
The “i love you” may be real to amber but after seeing the messages of slommy saying she wants to unalive herself to be with her ex it makes it painfully clear that she’s just playing along💀 none of it is genuine
This is normal behavior for Amber - she always immediately loves her newest partner, they’re always more supportive than any other partner, they’re always the best she’s ever had and they say she’s the best they’ve ever had… but what I do find surprising is how often these girls also say ILY back. That said, I’m 99% sure that every “partner” after Beck was only in it for the benefits and went with whatever would give them a payout.
@@aniE1869 she wont date her because shes incredibly vain, and 'fatphobic'. She will never date someone as big as herself. Beck was her largest partner, and as the reddit correctly pointed out, there was admittedly no attraction between them.
She calls her pets her children but imagine an actual parent being accused of neglect and their only defense was "i know my kids and also they love me"
You forgot the duck face with the peace sign situation type deal. Also there's a video from Bottle that shows pretty much the same video from the Destiny era, from elevator ride to the bedroom fridge. Yeah she is a changed girly.
Anybody else catch how she said 3 month anniversary when in reality it should be 2 if it is 3 then she was definitely talking to Erica and Slommy at the same time👀as well as it means Slommy didn't wait as long as she's claiming to jump into it with Hamburger Lynn😂
@@lornarettig3215 then she probably would have told Tommy the same thing she told Alexis "I think we could be great in the future just not yet" and string her along as backup 2.0 🤣
Are we sure Alexis isn’t just upset that Amber’s higher weight helped “steal” Tommy from Alexis and that’s the real beef because Amber tried to keep her around like some type of Dusty/Dana type deal.
how does amber not see the hypocrisy of saying that leaving her pets in OKC would be more stressful than taking them with her and THEN leaving them at emily’s house to go stay in a hotel???? like is she joking???
I think Amber genuinely does believe that all the shrieking and screaming and quoting TikTok all the time actually does make is think that they’re so much fun and so in love 😳
She's not even trying to hide how much she eats anymore normally she tries to say she eat only one thing and now she proudly shows she's the only one with two massive plates of food😂
Snowflake, let me answer the eyebrow question. She over plucked them so now they’re too far apart, and too thin. She also shaped them like a frown so they’re the wrong shape also for her face. She fills them in most likely from time to time which is why they seem to almost change shape - and when she fills them in they become uh… sperm shaped almost which is also not flattering. Cheers!
I think that if she fails to address Twinkie's pain as her body ages, someone might just call Animal Welfare. Amber will not notice, nor will she care. She shouldn't have any animals.
My theory is Tommy is recording Amber doing all this stuff and From months/years later. She’s going to see how she progress where she can’t do any of this stuff. That’s my theory.
"do girls shave their eyebrows off and draw them on?" yeah its kinda old school tho. My aunt used to do it to the point where her eyebrows stopped growing in. 😂
Haven’t finished the video but I already love the dedication (eyebrows) Edit: I honestly think Snowflake laughed so hard bc he is sleep deprived and Amber is literally driving him nuts😂
I work in retail and we had a super morbidly obese customer in store during a fire evacuation. Due to the location of the fire we had limited exits out and the only option was for the customer to go down 6 steps. They were in a scooter and couldnt get down even the 6 steps so we had 1 of 2 options. 1: literally push them down the 6 steps, 2. put them in the fire proof emergency hallway and alert the fire brigade that there was one still inside. Unfortunately we had to go with option 2 but fortunately the fire was under control quickly and the customer got out safely with the help of emergency services. I can only imagine the fear that customer had knowing they were in the middle of an active fire just in a closed hallway waiting to see if rescue would come. As a team member is was the most distressing moment to have to close the door behind that customer and promise to try and get them help as soon as possible. A lot of our team members ended up on leave because of the emotional distress it caused us.
One of my best friends is terrified of heights, and she would NOT be asking for the highest room possible, and if they put her up high, she would never open those blinds😂 amber really just applies real conditions to herself without ANY thought, much less an actual diagnosis. My friend has literally never flown out of town because she's too scared, and the only way out of my hometown, is via boat or plane. So she's only been to the small towns by our town that is accessible via boat/ferry(its called the Alaskan marine highway since we dont have a road highway😂). Amber doesn't know what having a phobia even means. She just has to say whatever to make herself quirky
Pookie's pull string phrases: Baaaaayyyybuh, 10 outta 10 recommmend, Shoo kyooot, Taste test, That's hecteeeect, Type dee-ul, And, for my own personal amusement: Kameeno 😂
We found a kitten 2 weeks ago. Surprisingly she took to the car like a fish to water. We didn't even have a crate for her and she just snuggled in the back like it's nothing. Today she chose to come with us on a short drive and was again totally at home. That's not the same, Amber.
Omg congrats on the kitten, you got lucky she likes car rides, my cat starts to pant like a dog whenever she's in the car and it makes me feel so bad for her
I've had cat my whole life cats can take a few months to adjust to homes this was for her not those cat. Everytime I've been out of town I cat a friend pet sit at my home now that my kids are older I'd ask their friends.
I thought that she got Twinkie as an older dog, maybe when she was four or so. She got wasabi as a kitten because we saw him in the cage at PetSmart. Maybe Amber misspoke and meant to say Twinkie is 9 years old and wasabi is 8
I was listening to this while doing some things around the house and let me tell you, when I looked down...your brows LOLOL! I had to do a double take. You're too funny.
I think there will be a Netflix docuseries on her and her TH-cam channel when she dies. This shit is honestly SO dystopian! We are watching her eat herself to death on camera, be a horrible person, and go through so many partners, and now she’s reached the final boss : the feeder. Sad but I think this will be it for her.
A doctor's never going to say "i'm so proud of you" for doing absolutely nothing. Dr. Now's said it on his show a few times to people who've absolutely shattered their goals and lost massive amounts of weight. I can't picture him or his staff ever putting something like that in a follow-up email.
As someone who house/pet sits professionally, guess I better tell all my clients that they're abusing/neglecting their animals by having me come and stay with them while they're on vacation lol
20:53 she's saying "hands" is probably a response to the question of "did you just film us/me?" She explained it's was just hands in the shot. Hands ✋👌
Alexis hiding her body behind Amber because she knows shes gonna get ROASTED in the comments
She is huge. She’s ambers sister lookalike and their dad is Quasimodo
And amber shut off the comments
Amber is the only human she COULD hide behind.
@@JessicaSmith-yg9cn HAHAHAHA!
@@jessiegonzo6966 💀💀💀
amberlynn saying she's "so lucky to be alive" while her gf's ex literally died six months ago is so tone deaf
She did the same thing when she said she wasn’t an “immobile freak” right in front of her! She’s just so self centered that she’s not thinking for even a second about the people around her. Plus she’s just an idiot
I think it was on purpose. I think she's actually in competition with her dead fiancée. So disturbing
@@maxolivia4911 Exactly. "I'm a better gorlfriend because at least I'm alive"
it’s like when she said she wasn’t some “immobile freak” all while Emily was on facetime with her. i think they are definitely digs at her ex who has passed away .
@@ashleynoelle1204omg, that's horrible!!! She's so vile!
“People would’ve been mad if I left me pets at home” then leaves them at Tommy’s unfamiliar home while they stay at a hotel..
She's the absolute worst type deal situation girly pop
Same girl who said she couldn't get a job because 'she would feel too guilty leaving her fur babies alone all day'
well. it is a huge difference, if you leave your pets for 1,2 days or multiple weeks, month(?)😅
I also go on holiday, while my mum watches them. but amber has so intensions, so far, to go back🙈
i never realized how weird it is that she says ''my pets love me so much'' rather than that she loves them so much??? it makes me realized how much more often she says that rather than she loves them...
It’s like in a previous q&a from a while ago where someone (probably Amber herself😂) asked what’s your favourite quality about Emily or something along those lines and she said something like “how much she cares about me/the way she treats me”. Not “she’s so creative or funny or compassionate” (not that Emily is any of those things, those are just examples of nice qualities in a person🤣)
She relates everything back to herself because that’s all she cares about.
So THAT’S why it always felt off to me when she would talk about her pets
She did the same with all her girlfriends. It’s always “they need me” “they are obsessed with me”
She’s a narcissist. Of course she thinks everyone loves her 😂
‘They think I’m beautiful’
Snowflake, I was watching a full minute before your eyebrows sunk in 😂😂 absolutely amazing 😂
Same 😂
The eyebrow blindness is spreading!
@@herboilingpoint😂😂
Me too hahahaha😂😂😂😂 then when he points out Emily’s brows I’m busting laughing
me too LOL
Imagine how awkward it must be, all the shit Alexis talked about not just Amber, but Emily saying that shes a horrible person and also dangerous... and they just go out for drinks like nothing happened?? Thats so fucking weird.
Also we've gotten more body shots in the past week than we have in the past 4 years...
Typical BPD tbh
I'd imagine there will always be a hidden animosity between the two, I hate Emily but if someone was calling me out for my shit online I'd never like them, even if I was pretending to bc amber decided to forgive her lol
Normal lesbo dynamics
21:47 When she said it’s green, I mean white, she was referring to the crosswalk man turning from red to white. She corrected herself from saying green, cause that was the traffic light. 😂😂
OMG the eyebrows, I can't! Thank you for the unexpected burst of laughter, you're the best! ETA: Torrid mesh has more stretch than their other fabrics, the more you know.
He looks like my middle aged Puerto Rican granny neighbor
I can’t hear anything he is saying 😂😂😂😂
Yes she is both middle aged and a granny. That wasn’t a typo
ETA 😭😭😭
Snowflakes eyebrows are still better than the gorls lol
Alexis is truly a different person without the filters. How did they even recognize her?😅
By the high pitched shrieks
The ground shaking as she approaches
Amber: I took my pets with me because they cAn'T cOpE without me!
Also Amber: Leaves them alone to go to hotel.
She still hasn't shown Twinky in Wisconsin and the dog would miss her the more than cats
You can’t make this shit up. It’s baffling to me.
Seriously what about Twinkie… she didn’t bring a crate or anything. Twinkie is in a new place and is unfamiliar, plus what if she gets into stuff.
Or when she left them home during a tornado twice during the destiny era
I especially dislike Amber’s insistence that any and all animals are ‘obsessed’ with her 🤮
THE EMAIL SAYS "That being said, I am still so proud of you." AMBER WROTE IT 100% HAHAHAH
Like what medical professional would write to to a 500 lbs patient who gave up super quick lol
😂
You are healthy BUT you are obeese
😂😂😂😂 omg I was laughing out loud reading that and hearing ambers voice in my head. I bet she had chat GBT do it and then added the last bit about being soooo proud of her for literally not going through with anything and wasting their time
Maybe she should OPEN the hygiene bag and use some of its contents
That’s CRAZY talk!!! 🤪
That would be tooo hectic 😂
She might be just spraying 5 perfumes to pretend she showered lol. That doesn't cover the smell of not showing for years
Maybe next year
Haaaaaaaaaaaha 😂
She knows NOTHING about cats. They are better in their own environment. 100%. Get a cat sitter. The stress of a stranger is minimal. Source, professional cat carer
I agree. If those cats got out - she may never see them again. #NeverForgetGracie
100% agree
I agree with you but I think she’s moving in.
@@QueenJuliana89 oh definitely
10,000x agree.. those poor cats in the car for 19hrs
Less chemistry than Chantal and Salad. Didn't think that was possible.
😂😂😭😭 I hope amber reads all these comments , they are pure goldddd !! 😂😂😂😂
Oooo I agree
Oh yeah, Chantal and Salah can be quite nice together,when they are on live and they joke around, he's more natural and it's the only time that they seem to be having fun. But these gorls? I have a feeling they need the alcohol and weed to get along with their meme talk🙄
@alelmartinez15 shes gonna bawwwwwwwwwwl her eyes out 😂
What, you don’t awkwardly peck your SO on the cheek out at the club?! Judgy! 😂😂
I'm going to bring up something no one has addressed.
They GAMBLE. OFTEN.
NOT good for someone with an addictive personality.
Alcohol. Gambling.
Food.
Social Media.
Nothing is great about this entire thing
She got hung up on those scratch offs a while back. When people mentioned addiction transfer she said she's just not like that.
She's gotta have a little fun before she's bed bound!
I’ve been saying this from the start! Emily is aggressively feeding Amber’s dopamine receptors- gambling, drinking, eating her favorite foods, love bombing, constant “fun and excitement” while they’re together. Amber is already a pleasure junkie, and Emily is very aware of how to work this addiction toward her end goal of total control. It’s like in Pinocchio- she’s taken Amber to Pleasure Island, Amber will think this is everything she ever wanted- but soon turn into tommi’s little donkey and get sent to tommi’s salt mine as a feedee.
Amber’s ability to control her impulses and say no to temptation is already almost non-existent, Emily is working on entirely disabling Amber’s willpower and desire to make better choices.
And at the end, Amber will blame herself, and she won’t really be wrong.
@@MogwenciaBogwencia
You 100% hit the nail on the head with this, the only part I’m not sure I agree with is at the very end when you said Amber will blame herself. I’m not so sure, Amber never blames herself for anything 🤦🏻♀️
And eyebrows. They gamble with those eyebrows.
Amber always has to be the LOUDEST person in the room. Laughing, cackling the loudest so everyone pays attention to her. 🙄
Alexis is almost Amber’s size no wonder Amber wouldn’t date her ! Remember when she said she’d NEVER date someone as big as her ?? But yet somehow she thinks EVERYONE is attracted to her,SURE JAN😒😒🙄🙄🙄
Oh shit good point!!!!
She needs someone more fit and mobile to be her lackey!
“Our cute little bed” I mean yeah, I guess a king-sized bed is “little” to ALR 👀
Omg I said the same thing
She called the room quaint. A B&B in Vermont is quaint. Not a casino hotel.
Ugh. Sleeping next to someone so dirty. Yuck.
@@johnwiemer120it’s cause she has no idea what that word means. Just like with most words
3:00 The rumours that have been around for years is that she cuts out her heavy breathing and catching her breath between sentences.
That makes so much sense oh wow 😮
I believe it
Absolutely! Foodie just doesn’t care bc she thinks it gets her sympathy but not daintyLynn.
Can’t stand when she drags her S’s. Type dealssszzss 😪she sounds like a semi truck settling its engine
Yep that’s been my theory all along.
For someone that couldn't understand all the eyebrow hate, you NAILED the look. That is amazing 😂
Yep, my pets are my children so I drove them 19 hours to Wisconsin and now I am at a hotel for a few days and left them in a strange home with my girlfriends pets while I play games and drink all night long. They are my everything. Yep that's our gorl.
Absolutely no chemistry between Amber and Emily. None.
Emily is guarded.
And seems annoyed already
Emily is guarded is actually putting the finger on what I have been feeling 👍🏻
But at the same time Amber is posting their make-out sessions and it's 🤮
24:07 Very sus that Alexis physically hides behind Amber in front of the mirror. She hid FAST too. Whatcha worried about GORL? 👀
Gorl acting like we cant tell shes morbidly obese as well
Mmmhhhmmm!! That part!
I wonder if she feels like she’s annoying Emily. She always says “type deal” A LOT and now she’s suddenly self-conscious about how much she’s saying it.
Well if Alexis is to be believed at all Emily can get a little aggro when Amber pushes her buttons. She could be genuinely anxious for the first time in a long while
God lets hope it's a live stream when Emily finally chews her out ( verbally 🤢)
Amber's the poster child for what happens when you're not socialised properly as a kid and your entire adult life is spent browsing social media. Normal 34yr old people don't talk like Amber, in that vapid, superficial, Valley Girl way.
Guaranteed Emily's tolerance for the repetition of 'hectic', 'girly pop', etc and the overall shrillness will rapidly decline.
Setting aside the evilness, Emily is at least age-appropriate in her demeanour, which is understandable for someone who goes outside regularly.
Plus, she's educated, has a professional career and has a kid. Granted, she apparently barely sees the kid, but she's had enough 'adulting' experience to make her infinitely more mature than Amber.
So yeah, Emily probably already has marks on the palms of her hands from clenching her fists under the table at every 'shoooo kee-yoot' she endures.
Shrillness 24/7 is the price of indulging her weird paraphilia, I guess.
@@elizabethperry2622Emily is a Master Manipulator. Hambie doesn't at all see how she's being played.
I see Emily's tactics.
@@kelf114 💯 opinions seem to be split on whether it’s Emily or Amber who’s the master manipulator in this situation and I fully believe it’s Emily. Amber is a manipulator for sure, but she’s little league compared to Emily. Amber has fully met her match on this one and I personally would argue she deserves every moment of the impending hell this “relationship” will likely become based on what we already know and based on what Alexis said about Emily (if Alexis is to be believed about it and wasn’t just trying to make a bit more drama for clout which is also possible)
The fake email from the weight loss clinic still cracks me up. “I hope it’s not a result of failings on the part of the staff here. Once a patient, you’re a patient for life. We are sooo proud of you!”
😂😂😂
Wild stuff. She really thinks we’re absolutely stupid.
@@GreenEyedGumbyyou really have to wonder what she thinks of herself 😂
ChatGPT sounded more convincing
The EYEBROWS!! 💀
Omg just saw it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I didn't even notice 😂
ALR's are worse. Tommie might be a lot of unforgivable things, but being ugly is not one of them. Tommy's weird eyebrows perfectly suit her impish, snarky, well architected face. Tommy is not an ugly person. Tommy possesses some chromosome pairs that I feel more deserving of, etc.
I was listening without watching and then turned to see the eyebrows. Eek!
I had to go get my glasses thinking I was trippin 😂
Amber was “Official” with Emily on 06/28/2024 but Amber was going to have Erica move in on August 1? I’m so confused 🤦🏻♀️
Right lol
She’s a messssss
you can never trust a compulsive liar because almost everything coming out of her mouth a lie,maybe emily was on the back burner,we know she talks to multiple people at same town
One thing you gotta learn about amber is that she always has someone ready on the back burner. ALWAYS.
Homegirl be having multiple partners but I'm too embarrassed and hate myself too much to look at anyone 😭
It's so weird having watched this channel since before you started covering amber. The bag on the head era. Now you're so much more comfortable on camera. It's awesome, because I absolutely love your personality.
agreed!!!
And his face is easy on the 👀
You just unlocked a core memory, I completely forgot about the bag on head era
He's funny and astute about amber. Major plus that he's such a handsome man.
@@maryelaine-blinstrubchambe6083 those eyebrows are killer lol
Mr S is so committed that if I don’t see him in a mesh shirt next video I’ll be super disappointed.
Aaaand the tacky ass choker 😃
Now that you say it….
@@verdantvixen96 I don’t have time to watch now, but don’t get my hopes up! 😂
@@bethb4432 not saying it’s done, just saying I want it now too! 😂 my sincerest apologies for getting your hopes up
Thoughts and prayers to the other diners at that restaurant. Imagine going out for a nice meal after a long week at work, or maybe it's a date or your birthday, then you're subjected to vapid shrieking from some gigantic woman across the room all evening.
“Vapid shrieking from some gigantic woman” :’)
Amber always attracts attention seekers as friends. The only one who wasn't like that was Dana. I couldn't STAND the videos/streams with Rafe my God.
If Alexis isn’t the same size, she is very close. I don’t think she’s bigger than Amber.
Alexis seems taller too. But I guess they are the same weight
she atleast 400
Snowfleek 💅
😭😭😭 omg
😂💀
😂😂😂
Underrated comment
I'm no animal expert but I feel like putting your peta through a day-long car trip to an unfamiliar environment is much more stressful than leaving them home and having a sitter come by a few times a day.
100%. Especially for senior animals and cats in general
And then leaving them home all day to go drinking.
Amber is a selfish B*
Then sprinkle in the fact they're being left alone in a new environment with strange animals. Amber's cats and Emily's cats could be fighting and stressing each other out and they'd never know
1 million percent. My cat is 14 and i would love to travel with her but she would hate it, so she stays home with a cat sitter twice a day, she sleeps 22 hours a day anyway 😅
There’s been studies on fake laughter, and how it’s different from authentic laughs. The data shows we can absolutely hear the difference between genuine and fake laughter. So anytime you think the Gorls are faking it, they probably are.
Fake laughter is the worst sound in the world. It actually fills me with rage
@@Gingersnaps1978deadass just stay silent if you're gonna fake it. It's awkward either way for the viewers
I cannot be the only one actually floored that after that awkward kiss they said “I love you” MAAM YOURE WIFE DIED THIS YEAR WHATS GOING ON
Also I’m super new to all this so maybe people are used to this 😭
The “i love you” may be real to amber but after seeing the messages of slommy saying she wants to unalive herself to be with her ex it makes it painfully clear that she’s just playing along💀 none of it is genuine
This is normal behavior for Amber - she always immediately loves her newest partner, they’re always more supportive than any other partner, they’re always the best she’s ever had and they say she’s the best they’ve ever had… but what I do find surprising is how often these girls also say ILY back.
That said, I’m 99% sure that every “partner” after Beck was only in it for the benefits and went with whatever would give them a payout.
@@LaiLaixo I feel like I’m learning so much
Those filters...Alexis looks just as big as Amber. So glad she dumped her gf for supporting Amber.
Maybe that's why Amber won't date her. She won't be able to be Amber's care taker.
I'm wondering if her date is a new girl, or if the one she dumped came crawling back.
Professional Wiper @@aniE1869
@@aniE1869 she wont date her because shes incredibly vain, and 'fatphobic'. She will never date someone as big as herself. Beck was her largest partner, and as the reddit correctly pointed out, there was admittedly no attraction between them.
@@kelf114she said it’s a new girl
She calls her pets her children but imagine an actual parent being accused of neglect and their only defense was "i know my kids and also they love me"
“My kids are obsessed with me”
You forgot the duck face with the peace sign situation type deal.
Also there's a video from Bottle that shows pretty much the same video from the Destiny era, from elevator ride to the bedroom fridge. Yeah she is a changed girly.
😮
Anybody else catch how she said 3 month anniversary when in reality it should be 2 if it is 3 then she was definitely talking to Erica and Slommy at the same time👀as well as it means Slommy didn't wait as long as she's claiming to jump into it with Hamburger Lynn😂
Imagine if Erica had moved in on 1st August like Amber thought she was going to 😏
@@lornarettig3215 then she probably would have told Tommy the same thing she told Alexis "I think we could be great in the future just not yet" and string her along as backup 2.0 🤣
How to spot a liar: their story changes every time they tell it.
Amber: *dancing in the club*
Pitbull in the background: "The bigger they are, the harder they fall"
Im glad Im not the only one that noticed
Alexis and Amber damn near the same size😭😭😭 She did AWWWWWWWWWWWL THAT TALKIN😂😂
Are we sure Alexis isn’t just upset that Amber’s higher weight helped “steal” Tommy from Alexis and that’s the real beef because Amber tried to keep her around like some type of Dusty/Dana type deal.
@@hosty9163 🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖
Your eyebrows are killing me, they were a jumpscare in themselves 😂😂
Im listening to this while drawing so I had no idea until I looked up about halfway through the video lmao
“Oh Emily, don’t kill me as well” almost took me out. This girl is a professional 😂
how does amber not see the hypocrisy of saying that leaving her pets in OKC would be more stressful than taking them with her and THEN leaving them at emily’s house to go stay in a hotel???? like is she joking???
I think Amber genuinely does believe that all the shrieking and screaming and quoting TikTok all the time actually does make is think that they’re so much fun and so in love 😳
She's not even trying to hide how much she eats anymore normally she tries to say she eat only one thing and now she proudly shows she's the only one with two massive plates of food😂
Omg I usually just kind of listen, I’m so glad I kept the video full size long enough to see the whybrows 😂😂😂😂😂. I love Mr Snowflake.
"Whybrows". 👍😂😂😂
Snowflake, let me answer the eyebrow question. She over plucked them so now they’re too far apart, and too thin. She also shaped them like a frown so they’re the wrong shape also for her face. She fills them in most likely from time to time which is why they seem to almost change shape - and when she fills them in they become uh… sperm shaped almost which is also not flattering. Cheers!
Sperm shaped? Best description ever 😂
Wow this is such a good explanation! I never really understood how eyebrow shape works. This was interesting
She reminds me of Ronald McDonald
Thank you!
“My pets are my children” well thank Christ she doesn’t have any children or someone would be frantically calling social services
I think that if she fails to address Twinkie's pain as her body ages, someone might just call Animal Welfare. Amber will not notice, nor will she care. She shouldn't have any animals.
@@Mila_Brearey people have called animal control on her before and they did nothing 😞
@@SideCharacter12303 That's horrible! They have become more & more useless over time.
In hospitals we have special evacuation sleds for low mobility patients but… they do not accommodate larger sizes 😬
Thats fat phobia 🕷️👄🕷️
So you just throw a lasso around them and drag them across the floors? 🤔
@@j.artiste8596a lasso is hilarious
@@The_Jerkinator🤣 the spider lashes 🥲
@@j.artiste8596 theyre left behind
"i swear we saw a tornado on the way here" she does love to leave her pets home alone during tornados and hurricanes
My theory is Tommy is recording Amber doing all this stuff and From months/years later. She’s going to see how she progress where she can’t do any of this stuff. That’s my theory.
That’s sick 🤢 but also a pretty good theory! I assume the loss of mobility is part of the fetish.
Classic feeder timeline
I think if Amber did make a fake email through Ai she'd also add "say how proud you are of me!" as an added prompt 😅
"do girls shave their eyebrows off and draw them on?" yeah its kinda old school tho. My aunt used to do it to the point where her eyebrows stopped growing in. 😂
i shave part of mine and draw them on but i know what im doing so it actually looks like eyebrows and not whatever is on her face 😭
Yep, it was a thing in the 1970's.
Now I think its mostly Alt/Goth people doing it, not all but some
‘Sean of Steel’ does hilarious My 600lb Life commentary.
He's the best!
@@jenniferdaulby5519love his channel 💜
Haven’t finished the video but I already love the dedication (eyebrows)
Edit: I honestly think Snowflake laughed so hard bc he is sleep deprived and Amber is literally driving him nuts😂
Never thought I would hear hectic and dandruff in the same sentence, but here we are
Only on Hambers channel!
Not even a second in...
Mr Snowflake: 🤨
It's great!! 😂😂😂
@@bec1036 I just hope he asked Mrs Snowflake for permission to use her eyebrow pen 😂
I work in retail and we had a super morbidly obese customer in store during a fire evacuation. Due to the location of the fire we had limited exits out and the only option was for the customer to go down 6 steps. They were in a scooter and couldnt get down even the 6 steps so we had 1 of 2 options. 1: literally push them down the 6 steps, 2. put them in the fire proof emergency hallway and alert the fire brigade that there was one still inside.
Unfortunately we had to go with option 2 but fortunately the fire was under control quickly and the customer got out safely with the help of emergency services.
I can only imagine the fear that customer had knowing they were in the middle of an active fire just in a closed hallway waiting to see if rescue would come.
As a team member is was the most distressing moment to have to close the door behind that customer and promise to try and get them help as soon as possible. A lot of our team members ended up on leave because of the emotional distress it caused us.
That's absolutely horrific. Surely that's a wake up call 😢
The best part is the moment Amber does that finger pointing dance move, the song goes “the bigger they are, the harder they fall” 😭😭
I’m crying 😭
Finally, the relationship she's been weighing for.
Amber travels so little that’s she’s surprised there’s the magnified mirror in the bathroom. That’s in nearly every hotel bathroom I’ve been in.
Oh no! When did Tomily take over Mr. Snowflake's channel!? We must band together and come up with a rescue plan!!
I went to a hotel once. It turns out the room numbers start with the corresponding floor level. I was gobsmacked by the inovation!!
They have makeup mirrors now too 😮😂
OMFGGGG I was playing this in the background AND I LOOK OVER TO YOUR EYEBROWSSSSSS HAHAHAH I'm in tears 😂😂😂😂😂
Joan Crawford is looking for her eyebrows
😅 Love this comment
NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!
hahaha 😂😂😂😂
Why pack an entire bathroom if you aren’t going to use it
You look so surprised 😂
They’re heinous 🤣
The waddle is INSANE. I can't imagine putting that much effort into WALKING. Sometimes I feel sluggish running to the bus with my backpack.
“Feeder… Feeder… Feeder” sent me 😂
“Emily don't kill me as well” some of the best lines!
17:24 it’s THE SAME
100% Chat GPT
One of my best friends is terrified of heights, and she would NOT be asking for the highest room possible, and if they put her up high, she would never open those blinds😂 amber really just applies real conditions to herself without ANY thought, much less an actual diagnosis. My friend has literally never flown out of town because she's too scared, and the only way out of my hometown, is via boat or plane. So she's only been to the small towns by our town that is accessible via boat/ferry(its called the Alaskan marine highway since we dont have a road highway😂). Amber doesn't know what having a phobia even means. She just has to say whatever to make herself quirky
0:26 not even gonna bring up the brows lol 😂
Pookie's pull string phrases:
Baaaaayyyybuh,
10 outta 10 recommmend,
Shoo kyooot,
Taste test,
That's hecteeeect,
Type dee-ul,
And, for my own personal amusement:
Kameeno 😂
Don’t forget molment and nyeoow
Don't forget "thing of...“ like thing of broccoli, thing of beans etc😂
So good
I'm not goona lie ...
Those are alll shoooo good! Can't believe I didn't think of those myself! 😂
My face when I see that amberlynn is at a restaurant 20 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE 😮
Omg, your eyebrows are so hectic 😂. I did a double and triple take before I realised. They’re fab 😅
We found a kitten 2 weeks ago. Surprisingly she took to the car like a fish to water. We didn't even have a crate for her and she just snuggled in the back like it's nothing. Today she chose to come with us on a short drive and was again totally at home. That's not the same, Amber.
Omg congrats on the kitten, you got lucky she likes car rides, my cat starts to pant like a dog whenever she's in the car and it makes me feel so bad for her
I swear Nader did those brows
Lolllll
Eyebrows MY WAY
She turned the comments off today. We’re being punished again.
She is insecure
28:34
Why is she talking about coffee ice cream in a club😂😂😂😂😂😂 she really only thinks about food.
Omg!!! I clicked on your video and was just listening at first. But, WHEN I LOOKED AT MY PHONE!! 😂😂😂 THOSE EYEBROWS!! 😂😂😂 love them
Alexis is huge - she knows her angles.
And filters, of course.
the peace signs to cover her chins was so awkward
What is Alexis yiutube channel please? Thanks
@@pennyh4021it's @spideylexx but she deleted all her vids
I've had cat my whole life cats can take a few months to adjust to homes this was for her not those cat. Everytime I've been out of town I cat a friend pet sit at my home now that my kids are older I'd ask their friends.
She just turned the comments off for this video lmao. Glad you were able to get to them before she did. Amber Archives.
"outfit of the day.
type deal."
what
"I'm recording type deal"
.......what??
Thank you. That is why you are the king. You are the only reactor, who noticed, that she had Wasabi actually longer than Twinkie 👍
I thought that she got Twinkie as an older dog, maybe when she was four or so. She got wasabi as a kitten because we saw him in the cage at PetSmart. Maybe Amber misspoke and meant to say Twinkie is 9 years old and wasabi is 8
Next time i'm having a conversation, i'm just gonna randomly say out loud...hands
O m g
nooottttt the Tommy eyebrows! 😂😂😂
Don't worry about getting old Pookie...you won't.
Her organs are getting older with all the sugar
I was listening to this while doing some things around the house and let me tell you, when I looked down...your brows LOLOL! I had to do a double take. You're too funny.
I think there will be a Netflix docuseries on her and her TH-cam channel when she dies. This shit is honestly SO dystopian! We are watching her eat herself to death on camera, be a horrible person, and go through so many partners, and now she’s reached the final boss : the feeder. Sad but I think this will be it for her.
A doctor's never going to say "i'm so proud of you" for doing absolutely nothing. Dr. Now's said it on his show a few times to people who've absolutely shattered their goals and lost massive amounts of weight. I can't picture him or his staff ever putting something like that in a follow-up email.
Those eyebrows, committed to your art for sure.
Oh. My. Gosh. 😂😂😂
I just noticed the eyebrows
They really have ZERO chemistry. None. Its so weird how amber can be in this situation IRL, and somehow believes Emily likes her😂 like how?
I hope Emily’s child doesn’t go missing like Gracie ……
As someone who house/pet sits professionally, guess I better tell all my clients that they're abusing/neglecting their animals by having me come and stay with them while they're on vacation lol
Those eyebrows are.. on fleek. Yep it came all the way back around. Hectic absolutely hectic
devastating to be named emily at a time like this
Those eyebrows have never met, aren’t even in the same time zone, and if they did meet they’d hate each other 😂
20:53 she's saying "hands" is probably a response to the question of "did you just film us/me?" She explained it's was just hands in the shot.
Hands ✋👌
Yes, also the fact that she used the video that Alexis recorded rather than the one she was recording!