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  • @Humble_Legend
    @Humble_Legend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Thats gold, Jerry. GOLD!

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know about gold but it's at least a high-grade of silver.

    • @JessmanChicken86
      @JessmanChicken86 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *That's

    • @n1c98
      @n1c98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bania!!!

    • @timashcraft6262
      @timashcraft6262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roundtine.

    • @gjr9440
      @gjr9440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha ,🤣 Good one!

  • @allamokrane2918
    @allamokrane2918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Clean humour god

  • @matthewjohngrabow9365
    @matthewjohngrabow9365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I had a consistent smile on my face the entire time! This guy should get his own t.v. show.

    • @oriraykai3610
      @oriraykai3610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good lord. How old are you? We saw NOTHING BUT Seiinfeld on TV for 2 decades! Do youi even know who Jonny Carson was?

    • @matthewjohngrabow9365
      @matthewjohngrabow9365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@oriraykai3610 I'm being facetious. : ) I grew up with Johnny. 10:30 pm Central Time. A staple. Before late night sucked. Thank goodness Gutfeld! is saving us once again!

    • @oriraykai3610
      @oriraykai3610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matthewjohngrabow9365 Ha ha, beat ya to it. I was being facetious too. Just wanted to ask you my flagship question that I ask everyone under 40.

    • @goncalobaia1574
      @goncalobaia1574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oriraykai3610 woosh

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They could call it "Jerry".

  • @leegrabelsky2696
    @leegrabelsky2696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Wow and the Up vs Down bit wedged in there superb

  • @MrJeffrey316
    @MrJeffrey316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Comic gold. My family saw him person back in his prime, and my stomach was hurting when we left I laughed so much. Great, great comedian.

  • @foursticks100
    @foursticks100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Did Clark Kent wear a mask?
    Love the line "I can wear that "

  • @Bill-ou7zp
    @Bill-ou7zp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is the most Jerry Seinfeld thing.

  • @SteveDice21
    @SteveDice21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My cousin didn't attempt to fly but he did stand on the train tracks and attempted to stop one.

  • @ezzz42
    @ezzz42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    playing this with the seinfeld theme is gold. lol

  • @oriraykai3610
    @oriraykai3610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "The big mashmellow shaped like a peanut? We have all of our doorstops covered thank you..."

    • @ophello
      @ophello 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s spelled “marshmallow.” Not “mellow.”

    • @oriraykai3610
      @oriraykai3610 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ophello - Ok bigshot, how do you spell fluffernotter then?

    • @teacherjoedeveto
      @teacherjoedeveto 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I LOVE the orange marshmallows shaped like peanuts! 💖 (Am I the only one???)

  • @GoogleIsAPieceOfShit2023
    @GoogleIsAPieceOfShit2023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn, he was so handsome 😍

  • @bluemystic7501
    @bluemystic7501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The real GOAT.

  • @anthonykology1728
    @anthonykology1728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    no candy....for...YOU!!

  • @krzyzsto
    @krzyzsto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seinfeld, you magnificent bastard!

  • @stevebonafede2777
    @stevebonafede2777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Always on the mark and very funny without any profanity

  • @meowpacino21692
    @meowpacino21692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    JERRY! HELLO!

  • @valueofnothing2487
    @valueofnothing2487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    A polite George Carlin.

    • @LGRW313
      @LGRW313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He wishes

    • @lickitysplit3575
      @lickitysplit3575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not quite but kind of

    • @michaelelliott1212
      @michaelelliott1212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do not insult Seinfeld's brilliance with carlin's lack of a sense of humor. Maybe when george was young and hungry, but OLD carlin was just plain rude.

    • @LGRW313
      @LGRW313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@michaelelliott1212 carlin>seinfeld and it isn’t even close standup wise.

    • @AT-yn9dm
      @AT-yn9dm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Evan George Carlin’s comedy is basically what would happen if you gave an r/atheism user a standup show.

  • @deviritter5232
    @deviritter5232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can so relate!

  • @abcdefgh4404
    @abcdefgh4404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amazing

  • @steveschulya6812
    @steveschulya6812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Go boy

  • @MrJames-tw3so
    @MrJames-tw3so 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When my Dad took our family out for Halloween,I have two older brothers. So when we go we never just went in our neighborhood,he drive us like a half hour away and bring us to these super huge rich houses and it paid off well. No small bite size Mars bar,it's full size and one lady had em in a circle on a huge plater. Then we drive back to our survey and small house and I remember my friends would be like how you get that kind of candy haha. Ahh Dad I love you,you gave us such a great childhood,miss you so much.

    • @CLEARCIRCLEMEDIA
      @CLEARCIRCLEMEDIA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      High Fives to your awesome dad!

    • @MrJames-tw3so
      @MrJames-tw3so 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CLEARCIRCLEMEDIA Ah man,thanks eh. He died when I was 11 so all my memories of him are still so vivid. I learned a lot from him in those short years that I still carry with me today. Yeah thanks again,means a lot.

  • @luckypacific7725
    @luckypacific7725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ya like jazz

  • @steveschulya6812
    @steveschulya6812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finally someone from earth

  • @jaysteve8048
    @jaysteve8048 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I laughed 2 1/2 times.

  • @JamieSmith-fz2mz
    @JamieSmith-fz2mz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s no longer Halloween. October 31st is John Candy’s birthday. Celebrate by …… handing out candy.

  • @Amineemeen
    @Amineemeen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    BING BONG!!

  • @andyye1515
    @andyye1515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Who’s here from school in the covid 19 situation

  • @eliseolopez2790
    @eliseolopez2790 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite Seinfeld phrase is the race episode,that's a tart cider

  • @brianchisnell1548
    @brianchisnell1548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Trailer parks were high yield for little walking!

    • @mrabrasive51
      @mrabrasive51 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Apartments...cha ching!

  • @vsboy2577
    @vsboy2577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He always wears the most expensive suits

    • @PretentiousStuff
      @PretentiousStuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that suit is not expensive.

    • @vsboy2577
      @vsboy2577 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PretentiousStuff with a net worth of 950 million I bet it’s expensive.

    • @xanderxander9236
      @xanderxander9236 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not an Armani. The transaction failed.

  • @charlescouch9992
    @charlescouch9992 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He said bing bong

  • @dannyrichards6233
    @dannyrichards6233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol

  • @tracephoto1823
    @tracephoto1823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ha! He observes things and makes jokes about it.
    Lemmie try: “he’s rich and I’m an idiot!”
    Ok, not funny, but it’s accurate.

  • @warrenstemphly5756
    @warrenstemphly5756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I miss those costumes, they had a smell to them

  • @kyleetrenton7968
    @kyleetrenton7968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This video gettin hella views from me for my language arts assignments

    • @glitoris69
      @glitoris69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmaooo same

    • @howardmarcalle4567
      @howardmarcalle4567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@glitoris69 same

    • @skull3387
      @skull3387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@howardmarcalle4567 ok yes same i ams heres toos because of china bat

    • @nebulisnoobis102
      @nebulisnoobis102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

  • @Zwei4815
    @Zwei4815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I don't remember this episode of Seinfeld.

    • @CLEARCIRCLEMEDIA
      @CLEARCIRCLEMEDIA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was from his stand up comedy show 😉

    • @Zwei4815
      @Zwei4815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@CLEARCIRCLEMEDIA It was a joke.

  • @sergeyvasilyev2290
    @sergeyvasilyev2290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Superman didn't wear a mask, Jerry!!!!:D

    • @wideface
      @wideface 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s talking about a mask that looks like Superman’s face.

  • @adamka-1
    @adamka-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    pretty sure the superman schtick was borrowed from a childrens book i read once.

  • @edwardd.484
    @edwardd.484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Why did superman have a mask? I cannot understand this.

    • @lomarsweed6604
      @lomarsweed6604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To get to the other side.

    • @rorigillmore141
      @rorigillmore141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      probably spider man. easy to mix up on stage

    • @oriraykai3610
      @oriraykai3610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because you never wanted your Halloween victims to be able to ID you the next day, regardless of who your costume was.

    • @lovshooting
      @lovshooting 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly

    • @hankworden3850
      @hankworden3850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The costume of Superman had a mask...of Supermans face.

  • @herbsierra
    @herbsierra 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    a bit of george carlin influence there ...

  • @haraldperryrhoden1986
    @haraldperryrhoden1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One flaw: Superman doesn’t have a mask.

    • @CLEARCIRCLEMEDIA
      @CLEARCIRCLEMEDIA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We used to wear masks like this askwetandforget.com/top-5-halloween-costume-1970s/ they had a cheep rubber band that kept breaking :OD

    • @teacherjoedeveto
      @teacherjoedeveto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He didn't need the mask anyway - he just went as Clark Kent.

  • @bobloblaw9791
    @bobloblaw9791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What’s the deal with Halloween?

  • @ryhime3084
    @ryhime3084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    so whats the deal with airline food?

  • @lovshooting
    @lovshooting 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Since when Superman used a mask?

    • @ironmike5812
      @ironmike5812 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wondering the same

    • @CLEARCIRCLEMEDIA
      @CLEARCIRCLEMEDIA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We used to wear masks like this askwetandforget.com/top-5-halloween-costume-1970s/ they had a cheep rubber band that kept breaking :OD

    • @therestorationofdrwho1865
      @therestorationofdrwho1865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CLEARCIRCLEMEDIA don’t see a super man one though lol.

  • @CurlyMcNulty
    @CurlyMcNulty 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Superman doesn’t wear a mask

    • @CLEARCIRCLEMEDIA
      @CLEARCIRCLEMEDIA 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We used to wear masks like this askwetandforget.com/top-5-halloween-costume-1970s/ they had a cheep rubber band that kept breaking :OD

  • @tylerturnage
    @tylerturnage 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Superman doesn't wear a mask....

    • @CLEARCIRCLEMEDIA
      @CLEARCIRCLEMEDIA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is talking about wearing a mask to look like superman like these from the 70" 😉 askwetandforget.com/top-5-halloween-costume-1970s/

  • @skull3387
    @skull3387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    you know i was thinking to myself man you think the guy from the bee movie did anything else in his life time turns out yes but nothing as good as the movie thoh anyways probably would not have watched if there wasent a death virus thanks mr deck

    • @kramercapriati
      @kramercapriati 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IT'S ODD, HE ALSO DID THIS LITTLE SHOW CALL ...SEINFELD....I'M SURE YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THAT EITHER...DON'T WORRY...NO ONE WATCHED IT.

    • @skull3387
      @skull3387 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kramercapriati your thinking of Michael fassbender I see how you might mix them tho I forgive you

    • @tammiepage6489
      @tammiepage6489 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kramercapriati For you to say no one do you know everybody in the whole world say no offense but you can’t say no one watch something if you don’t know everybody in the world is all over you say that you better know everybody in the world no I didn’t Really like his shell but I know some people that did as far as I know there’s a lot but I watch that show back then I mean yes you may been joking but really that is the whole thing with no one I mean like hold on do you know if you’re in the world in the world even though you might mean no one you know but you didn’t say that

  • @ithir13en3
    @ithir13en3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    live audiences are annoying live audience posts are fn annoying

  • @witchywoods267
    @witchywoods267 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve never laughed one time. Not even the show. Entertaining, not funny tho

  • @rafewheadon1963
    @rafewheadon1963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    worst unfunny comedian

    • @CLEARCIRCLEMEDIA
      @CLEARCIRCLEMEDIA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Curious, If he is the worst comedian.. who do you think is the best?

    • @matthewjohngrabow9365
      @matthewjohngrabow9365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CLEARCIRCLEMEDIA Isn't this guy playing with words? "Worst" "UNfunny" comedian? Means he IS funny? Right?

    • @djrahdj
      @djrahdj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CLEARCIRCLEMEDIA Katt williams, kevin hart, John Pinette, Sebastian Maniscalco, Bill Burr, Russel Peters, Gabriel Iglesias (some of his stuff atleast)
      Jerry Seinfeld is not funny.. His show was better then his standup comedy.

    • @maishadigital8410
      @maishadigital8410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meaning he’s funny. Double negative. And we agree.

    • @FoxyGrandpa1998
      @FoxyGrandpa1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@djrahdj dude really said Gabriel Iglesias LMAOO get outta hereee

  • @robe.739
    @robe.739 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jerry is lousy.