I always feel like max and ross are much more comfortable around jess, like they are genuinely friends not just pretending. like whenever its max, ross, jess, and Jason, it feels more real. like the facade goes down. this feels like a real friendship. not really forced. no one is pretending. its very down to earth. just a bunch of friends playing video games
How to win: if doing Skype or Discord listen to this. Scream-NOOO Then make yourself lay down and people will think your dead. If your lucky enough they will kill each other. but if ur not then one player may be left. So grab a weapon quickly and then hide. If they see you then attack. Just like the person below meh I also mistaked the title of this comment. The real title is.. "How to piss of your friends"
How to win: Go somewhere no one will notice you They'll forget about you Have them kill each other Swoop the kill, or, if hidden well enough in a level that is dangerous, wait it out I messed up the first part. I meant "How to be hated by your friends:"
This was around the time I stared watching aphmau, and I agree. I hope she goes back to making this kind of content, instead of the fully scripted videos.
Jason: Ya really sad.... Me: **distant yell** WE KNOW YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC Edit: Me: It was at this moment he knew....he fu**ed up **Aphmau shoots him** Screen: WHOOP! WHOOP!
when max tell jess to piss off she gets so mad!!! note to self, never get on her bad side! I love these old videos so much, the feel so real and make me so happy
Lately, I've been going through some really bad Anhedonia. I've been struggling to find anything enjoyable or even appealing, this goes for food too. I feel like the only thing that's been keeping me alive these past few days has been Jess' videos. These videos seem to be the only thing I can happily sit through.
sorry to hear that, I would say that hopefully you would get over it soon enough but I don't know if that's how Anhedonia can work I just know that you don't find pleasure or joy in anything.
I loved these types of games because its quick chaos and also it was genuine fun. It made me feel happy to see them play games like this or gang beasts
My favorite part of this video is when max says "ok THAT'S FAIR!" Also Ross I'm in middle school I don't know one middle schooler that draws stick figures
so you’re saying that *none* of the middle schoolers in your school suck at drawing? I don’t believe it 😂 i’m a middle schooler and a lot of us can only draw stick figures. not to brag, but i’m not one of those people
I’m glad the kid friendly feel has changed a little. Thanks to max most likely. THANKS MAX(and ROOOOSSSSSS) they’ve made the channel even better!! Oh yeah, Jess and Jason aren’t too bad also😂😂 LOVE YOU GUYS YOU MAKE MY DAY
7:49 Aphmau: * kicks her legs * YAAAAAAAAAAA Max: any last words? * points snake gun at Aphmau * Aphmau: * stops kicking her legs * i like bees =3 Me: Smiles like a maniac whilst breaking the replay button
When you have a blurry screen... Jason: Im green Jess is red Max is yellow (like always)and Ross is not here. Me: THANK YOU JASON Max: Oh wow I couldnt tell by the nametag's. Me:MAX YOURE GROUNDED
For some reason I love to stare at they're poses at tge end of each round ÓwÒ 2:35 I paused it there and max was in a pose that looked like "reaching out while falling" 2:45 She be yeeting him 3:24 Ross' pose: Everybody do the flop 3:53 Max' pose: laughing at jess 4:27 Ross' pose: Shooting a machine gun or something? 5:28 She so happy °v° 5:43 "the sacrifice had to be made." 6:03 EPIC ATTACK AND ALERTED POSE 6:21 Aaron (idk his other name/Nickname/Real name)'s pose: hit in the face OwO
Game: sweet dreams My mind: SWEET DREAMS WERE MADE OF THESE WHO AM I TO DISAGREE TRAVELED THE WORLD AND THE 7 SEAS EV- *mom comes in room* My mind: TRIGGGGGGGEEEEERRRRRREDDDD
It’s been 5 years since, and boy, the snake attack at 6:32 still makes me smile.
1:33
Ross:"what do we do?!"
Aaron:"let's makeout-"
Oh ummmm I-I....... OK???? 💜❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂😳😳😳😳LoL
@@lilypainter666bro no one cares
@@Cempc I did not ask
@@Cempcrude like uhm NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION ON THAT COMMENT
I LOVE how in every game, if Jess tries to hurt/kill Jason, he'll say: "Babe, Babe, BABE!"
The L and K Show! Mio ikr 😂😂😂
The L and K Show! Mio ikr!
The Neely channel who loves aphmau They're so cute! XD
The L and K Show! Mio Babe, babe no, babe, babe, NO BABE NO!
Same here
I always feel like max and ross are much more comfortable around jess, like they are genuinely friends not just pretending. like whenever its max, ross, jess, and Jason, it feels more real. like the facade goes down. this feels like a real friendship. not really forced. no one is pretending. its very down to earth. just a bunch of friends playing video games
I agree
Same
Same here
Same i agree
I mean if you think about it jess, jason, ross, and max have all been friends for lots of years! Its sweet
11:02 Jason: "I'm dead, babe." He grabs a gun, "Or am I?" The snake attacks him, "AGH!"
Hi
1. Stands there.
2. Walks away from boys
(Edit) 3. Boys attack each other
4 .Boys die
5. Aphmau wins by doing nothing
Luigi: HEY THAT'S A MY LINE!!!
this is luigi in a nutshell
ITS LUIGI TIMe
Simple steps to the max way
XD
Ross: oh I need this
*walks into the light and dies*
Me: HAHA🤣 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A MOTH ATTRACTED TO THE LIGHT
Killer Young777 He needs da light drugs
0:56 I love how they all just throw themselves off the boxes and Aphmau just wins by standing still XD
Aphmau won by doing nothing. 😂
0:34 Jess: *literally just shoots the crown right off of jason*
Da furry says yes
Then it comes to her
WoW
Hi profile friend
@@ducksfordays2451 oop! greetings!
How to win:
if doing Skype or Discord listen to this.
Scream-NOOO
Then make yourself lay down and people will think your dead.
If your lucky enough they will kill each other. but if ur not then one player may be left.
So grab a weapon quickly and then hide.
If they see you then attack.
Just like the person below meh
I also mistaked the title of this comment.
The real title is.. "How to piss of your friends"
Lynn Jose
Your comment literally seems almost exactly the same as Crazy’s
:/
oh wow
How to win:
Go somewhere no one will notice you
They'll forget about you
Have them kill each other
Swoop the kill, or, if hidden well enough in a level that is dangerous, wait it out
I messed up the first part. I meant "How to be hated by your friends:"
Lol
DrakeSweet subscribe to me know XD i subscribe to u lol
xD
Ikr
Crazy Potaut EXACTLY
Lol or act dead
who else got this in their recommended after 3 years? man her content looks so different and consistent now :') than from 2016-2019
Same here
Same
Same
Same
Same
LOL 😂😂😂😂😂
did anybody else notice at 12:25 that Aph's body turned into an 'A'?
Lol
Omg I did!
Oh. Interesting.
Just saw
I did xD
Jess- So how's your day?
Max- Well, it was going great until-
Both- *SSSSNNNNAAAAAKKKKEEESSS!*
Me- XD
MLPlover 9 yes.....just yes
At the time I read the comment they said it
MLPlover 9 %
I saw your comment seconds before that
MLPlover 9 I lllllloooooooovvvvvvvveeeeeee that
i love how jess doesn't talk much in this video but silentley destroys the boys
Yeah but it's funny as hell🤣😂
1:20 Max’s evil laugh is the best thing I’ve ever heared 😂
Exactly
7:52 Jess: *kicking her legs like crazy*
Max: Any last words?
Jess: *stops kicking* I like bees
XD
so do I~
How do you have ten subscribers with no videos? ;-;
I like pizza 😂
Aww bees are cool
xD
5:23 proves that this is my most favorite aphmau stick fight video ever of the few she actually does
"I dieded."
Jess 2018
Crystal kun the meifwa I
It could have also been snookes ( snakes )
0:33 Green: “Oh, you’re just gonna shoot me to death?”
Red: (Takes green’s advice)
Green, I think you shouldn’t have said that.
Jason: Babe Babe Babe I have a snake gun!
Me: Why does Jason sound so proud himself for having a snake gun?
I know right
He always gets shotgun ;)
Maeve Bidonde shouldn’t the snake gun be called “shnook”
Maeve Bidonde good question
Ellie paint and Gacha Studio Heart Yesh. A thousand times *Yes*
"I am the only one who can destroy me!!!😅" Aphmau 2018
I love Max: "I'm gonna stand here and I'm gonna watch the world burn."
You and me both, buddy, you and me both.
Owl Warrior 🤣🤣🤣”The story of my life”
XD
Let’s do it together
Yes, Let's all watch the world burn, who's with me?
*pant*pant*pant* Is there room for one more?
These were the good days when Jess just was chill and was playing a video game and her video was not 100% scripted
Ok
This was around the time I stared watching aphmau, and I agree. I hope she goes back to making this kind of content, instead of the fully scripted videos.
So true 😢
Me seeing chill :😫
Me seeing 100% scripted :😭😭
8:55 "If you need me, I'll uhh.. Be over here."
Ross 2018
Oh ok 💜❤️😂😂😌😌
Aaron:you just gonna shoot me to death?
Aphmau:*shoots him to death*
Everyone:*laughs*
Steve ilmmnu5rfdsz yiHu its actually Jason and jess
@@artemis754 thats there real names i used there roleplay names
Steve ilmmnu5rfdsz yiHu Yea Okay thats true But
Ur 100th like
0:33 Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
*F* IS FOR FRIENDS WHO SUFFER TOGETHER
*U* IS FOR UNDYING PAIN
*N* IS FOR NIGHTS THAT WE SPEND CRYING
*INTO OUR PILLOWS*
*jazz hands*
I am majestic HAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Beautiful
100% would give a scholarship just for that👌🏼
@The Epic Gaming Roblox Reactor this was a year ago i honestly have no clue
@The Epic Gaming Roblox Reactor it's from spongebob but a depressed both angry version
The pose Jess respawns in is always always interesting.
7:50
*somebody needs to take care of baby jess...*
Yeah!!!!!!! Thats what jess said
Somebody is Jason duh
Max: "Any last words?"
Jess: "I like bees."
NO NOT THE SNOOKS!
best thing ive heard all day
Jess- "so how do you like your day?"
Max- "Well it was going good until you-"
Both-"SNAKEEEEES!"
Joan Darnell SNAAAAKES
Just yes
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joan Darnell you literally copied that other comment
SNOOK
I just love Max's screams of frustration xD
We cant trust jess with a gun guys...
Jess: **flings and shoots everything**
Thats why
Meliaet Stars :•: 👍💩
I totally agree. She shoots everything and everyone until she is the only one left
Ya
i agree
мxsтιι your spitting facts rn
" it was at this moment he knew he barked up"
(Jess shoots max in the face)
YOU
he censord f word
hahahaha
Lol 😆 🤣
10:53 is no one gonna talk about how Max litterly spawned in an unsafe place and died 😂😂😂
🤣max spawns the dies
15:40
Ross just walks into the laser like those cybugs in wreck it Ralph 😂
14:35
Aphmau: **rapidly shoots**
Boys: **yelling**
Ross: "this is my new favorite map 'cause all the balls"
Me: "umm ok?"
Note: Never make Jess angry. 😨😱
WolfyPlayz_YT and she has a gun near by
Ya,mostly when she has a gun!!😬😌
Why aphmau well kawaii Chan is hmmm idk she say aphmau senpai JUST WEIRD
Hmmmm do you know kawaii Chan always say APHMAU SENPAI LIKE WHO DOSE THAT WHO
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😠
Find the difference
Jason: Ya really sad....
Me: **distant yell** WE KNOW YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC
Edit: Me: It was at this moment he knew....he fu**ed up **Aphmau shoots him** Screen: WHOOP! WHOOP!
Yup Aaron fed up
9:50 That was hilarious bruh every time I watch it XD
0:56 GOAT RAM.
"It was at this moment he knew he f**ked up" -Mithen 2018
It's Mithzan not Mithen
hockeycat 2000
Bec cook Wow how I didnt notice
-__- thank for the information you a reeeeaall life saver
hockeycat 2000 -___- shut up
Bec cook Jk
Max:what am I shooting?ice?
Jason:no max your shooting something else >3>
Max:smaller ice :0
What were they referring to is my question :/
Tati 360 don't ask...
Tati 360 turn 13, 14, 15, or older look back at this comment and you will understand
Oh never mind I get it now
I don’t get it lol
I love when Jess has the gun, she just spins her hand and kills almost everyone XD I LOVE U JESS💜💜💜❤️❤️❤️
GachaPhoenix Wolf ikr the game should just always give jess the gun
when max tell jess to piss off she gets so mad!!! note to self, never get on her bad side! I love these old videos so much, the feel so real and make me so happy
The bark over the cuss word though
Kris Jones ik xD
DrakeSweet I will Sibscribe
I know right Kris how could you Jess
He knew he f*bark*cked up.
*Jason:* "Ross! I wanna give you my sticky stuff!"
*Me:* ...
*thinks about it with pea sized brain* oH SH-
Oh..... *bRuH*
_not_ *today* _SATAN_
Oh im glad im not the only one who thought of dat!
@@maggiedink6715 yes begone weebs
A "So who was your day"
M "It was good till-"
Both "SNAKES! SNAKES! SNAKES!"
This killed me every time😂
Read dis comment while it was happening
6:23🤣🤣
Jason:"They have rockets or jetpacks or something" ross:"THEY HAVE WINGS"
Most hilarious game to play as you can see here!
SNAKES OVERRULE
;-;
:D
You
Are
ADORABLE
Lately, I've been going through some really bad Anhedonia. I've been struggling to find anything enjoyable or even appealing, this goes for food too. I feel like the only thing that's been keeping me alive these past few days has been Jess' videos. These videos seem to be the only thing I can happily sit through.
FlamingNightfury
sorry to hear that, I would say that hopefully you would get over it soon enough but I don't know if that's how Anhedonia can work I just know that you don't find pleasure or joy in anything.
FlamingNightfury I'm glad you've at least found something to keep you happy 😊
FlamingNightfury u ok man?
Same here
Ross: *I feel like a flower that's going to sprout*
Me: Ross...wut?
I can relate to that
He played flowey originally in Newscapepro’s undertale role play sooooooooooo 😂
"Ross: I'm already dead"
"Me: Insert 'Fist of the North Star' Memes here."
Don’t judge, Ross is ‘blossoming’
I loved these types of games because its quick chaos and also it was genuine fun. It made me feel happy to see them play games like this or gang beasts
"I wanted to shoot the ground you where just In my way" Ross 2018
Julianna Boliantz so many comments u posted
lol
My favorite part of this video is when max says "ok THAT'S FAIR!"
Also Ross I'm in middle school I don't know one middle schooler that draws stick figures
cocoa games I did and does
cocoa games I draw stick figures all the time
so you’re saying that *none* of the middle schoolers in your school suck at drawing? I don’t believe it 😂
i’m a middle schooler and a lot of us can only draw stick figures. not to brag, but i’m not one of those people
Same here, I draw pretty good tbh =/
Doesn't everyone draw stick figures for convenience in certain situations?
At 6:46 Jason’s character looks like he’s having a crisis
Flambae Kitten even aphmau
@@nhikee711 Yeah
Max: "What am I shooting, ice?"
Jason: "Uh, it's not ice, Max. It's something else. . ."
Have you been living with Jess for too long?
🤣🤣🤣
MAN! 😂 😂 i waited for the ,,Jason.... it was at this moment he knew...he f up,, for ages
it was at that moment he knew,
he *WOOF* up
Hasahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
he was
Lol
I’m glad the kid friendly feel has changed a little. Thanks to max most likely. THANKS MAX(and ROOOOSSSSSS) they’ve made the channel even better!! Oh yeah, Jess and Jason aren’t too bad also😂😂 LOVE YOU GUYS YOU MAKE MY DAY
Can we just admire the poses they are in after a victory?
12:20
Jason: WHY! WHY!
Ross: I wasn't trying to shoot you! I was trying to shoot the ground and you just happened to be in the way!
Ross is ICONIC.
15:52
What in the world is she doing xd
I love TH-cam logic.......
"It was at this moment, he knew he'd 'Bark'ed up....."
But.....
'Piss off Jess'
'no YOU piss off....'
XD
xX_Ender _Wolf_Xx I noticed that too and I was like WHY.. JUST WHY...
XD
7:49
Aphmau: * kicks her legs * YAAAAAAAAAAA
Max: any last words? * points snake gun at Aphmau *
Aphmau: * stops kicking her legs * i like bees =3
Me: Smiles like a maniac whilst breaking the replay button
"Please don't impale me"
*someone else takes out the 'smaller ice' gun*
Hehe
Crazy Potaut oh God 😂😂
No wonder your name has crazy in it lol 😂😂😂😂
Yup
Crazy Potaut its all about them innuendoes
I don’t get it
"You got rigging rigging rekt"
Me: *whispering* "Patrck?"
Crazy Potaut o red thay as soon as ross said it
Crazy Potaut I DONT BEEEB WITH YOU IF I WANTED TO peace ✌️
Crazy Potaut MY NAMES NOT RIIIIIIICK
Crazy Potaut I just was reading you comment and max just said that 😂
Crazy Potaut hi dude
Me : *Reads thumbnail*
*Slaps phone*
Now i can live 😁
Edit : I meant titel, Srry 😂
oof
*throws phone* OH YEA wait... I NEED THAT TO WATCH APH *runs and gets phone* Ok I'm good
Golden Flare lol
Title
DrakeSweet No thanks
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Jess: 17:50
SSSSSSNNNNAKES
This is when he knew. He *borked* up.
Lissa G ///I died at that part😂//
I died of laughter and my parents looked at me weird
Lissa G NOOOO. It’s like this. It was at this moment he knew,.......he fucked up
Too much lol 😂
Lissa G iiiiiiiiiii
At 6:26 I laughed so hard! XD Like if you did too!
Jess is afraid of snakes confirmed!! 🤣👍
Same XD
The screams XD
No
She said truse
5:22
I believe what goes here is...
"omae wa mou, shindeiru"
"NANI?!?"
BREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
His mistake was jumping
Jdts852 2 is there 2 when we get back ehsushsuegeosb! $*-($7*/39#%*!,
,)$7¥€€]]
@@sonicclincy5328 I play sonic game 1
5:35 aph really went God mode
Ross: is that a laser sword
Jason: I want to be a Jedi
Me: we all do Jason , we all do
Enderman Girl. Erm, I don't wanna be a Jedi....
I wanna be a Sith ;)
No i Wanne be Sith or between
Okay you can be the sith and I can save the whole galaxy
same with that ;'D
I'm sorry but I don't like star wars
*likes the video* * reads comments*
Maybe I should watch the video?
Crazy Potaut meet right now!
Crazy Potaut. I can't sadly :/ I have to sleep cuz its already 10PM here.. andd the wifi sucks in my room 😔
DrakeSweet do that on your own channel
Crazy Potaut ya
Crazy Potaut YES YOU SHOULD!!!!
10:43 " oh the ball a chain"
"Oo my head I die"🤣
lol same 💜❤️😂😂😂😂
I remember watching this when it was posted- I can’t believe how long ago I’ve been watching you 😭🥲
"It was at this moment he knew he *bark*ed up"
Me:*spits water * O.M.G😂😂I'M DEADDD
Wiffloo ooo same
Same
I am now dead
XDDDD
At 5:17 before Aphmau shot Max when he jumped (at 5:23), What Jason was saying and stuff like that just made that whole part funnier. (In my opinion)
6:41
Jason: wait what! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I died of laughter when he did that
Meow aphmau anyways good luck on your journey to 15M 🥳👍🏽😎
Well....I guess ur pretty....Mad Max.....
Lolz sry had 2
Lee the werewolf !!! HE IS A MAD MAX lol...Lucas: And a pretty one..
9 LIKES WHOA!
This reminds me of one of Adam's try not to laugh.
oml best comment yet
Lee the werewolf !!! Iol
"one shot one kill"
MOBILE LEGEND
Dude... not a Widowmaker moment...
Overwatch widow maker not mobile legends you stupid
Reza W wat
one shot one kill call of duty black ops 3 I know that cause my 14 year old sister plays call of duty black ops 3
When you have a blurry screen...
Jason: Im green Jess is red Max is yellow (like always)and Ross is not here.
Me: THANK YOU JASON
Max: Oh wow I couldnt tell by the nametag's.
Me:MAX YOURE GROUNDED
Its Kitty good one
Oh love this
Ciearra Phantom
For some reason I love to stare at they're poses at tge end of each round ÓwÒ
2:35 I paused it there and max was in a pose that looked like "reaching out while falling"
2:45 She be yeeting him
3:24 Ross' pose: Everybody do the flop
3:53 Max' pose: laughing at jess
4:27 Ross' pose: Shooting a machine gun or something?
5:28 She so happy °v°
5:43 "the sacrifice had to be made."
6:03 EPIC ATTACK AND ALERTED POSE
6:21 Aaron (idk his other name/Nickname/Real name)'s pose: hit in the face OwO
"This my new favorite map because of all the balls"
-Ross 2018
OH
😂😂😂😂
anyone thinking dirty?
Wow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There were so many 'misnakes' made!! 😂😝
Natalie Buck *FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJOOKE!*
*Died of laughter* sushi123 2018
i like that pun it was very SNAKEY X3
=< (natural face)
=3 (cheering up)
X3 (laughs extremely loud in head)
All in one second
The Funny Pineapple Childs ur becoming Aphnow!!!
9:55 THE POSE ON APHMAU *claps* *hands* EPIC!!!!!
11:43 Ross looks like he’s about to spike a volleyball! 🤩😂
It was at this moment he *BORKED* up
xXx_нορє _xXx I was searching for this comment
Nadia Goudy
...
*_poetry_*
MORE PLEASE
Puggy Plays 🤔dl
Rirdcbk
Zo gyt7 1234567891011
Puggy Plays yes say that in aphmau's face make more apahmu!!
Puggy Plays a
"This is my new favorite map because of all the balls" Ross 2018
I love 8:28 "You killed me and then you killed yourself with a gun"
13:50 You can see the green blood fly out of Jason... wow thats a strong shotgun
Game: sweet dreams
My mind: SWEET DREAMS WERE MADE OF THESE WHO AM I TO DISAGREE TRAVELED THE WORLD AND THE 7 SEAS EV-
*mom comes in room*
My mind: TRIGGGGGGGEEEEERRRRRREDDDD
april flare i listen to that song every friday
Oren Shababo my pets care my family cares so idk what you are Talking about u little pikachu
are singing that song xD
april flare yas
Jason is just awesomeeee :D
Matt no offense but your art looks like the odd ones out
*i see you everywhere*
Matt Spicer you said this on another video dud
Woss (Ross) is the best!
That's why he's " *AWESOMEDOM* "
I love that part when he said “it was in that moment he saw he ruffed up” 😂😂😂😭
"You just got riggaty raggaty recked.. what there to get." -Max 2018
"Your face is uncalled for." -Aphmau/Jess 2018
Malia Regalado aphs oneXD
They explode Jason 2018
"I have a snake gun now"-Jason 2018
Neko Atumse XD UR RIGHT!
Neko Atumse atsume*
Dat boi Jackson don't be a wise person
NEKO ATSUME NOT NEKO ATUMSE SPELL IT RIGHT RESPECT THE KITTIES AND ALSO I AGREE. I DON’T KNOW WHY I AM USING CAPSLOOK
Neko Atumse I
Jason:Oh, let's make out
Me:MAH NEW SHIPPPPPPPP!! LOL
Blythe Gross lol I was like dienig!!! Lol😂
XD jasson has maket out weth jess sorrsy
In my opinion I think these years are when she made the best videos