John is the kind of guy who, as an adult, keeps doing the stuff he thought was cool as a kid and then acts confused when other people don't think he's the coolest kid in the room.
@@adriennem3168I think Trucker Andy mentioned that during theast live show, he was watching football in person with Cardiff and Vinny and that he sat between them and hated it. Karl's also referenced Cardiff as being bigger in size than him so there's that
@@adriennem3168 He's shown in a stage video here somewhere. Tall, poor dresser, relies on a walking cane. Still wore a mask and looked like an obese serial killer.
I could be improving myself somehow. I could be learning a new skill or a forign language. Instead I'm here listening to this fine group of people bash the hell out of stupid John. Life is good!
Every once in awhile I'll feel bad for the dude. Same with Zumock. Everyone is constantly dunking on these zeros and I'm like damn. Then you snap back to reality when they open their mouths and confirm what garbage humans they are
@@drowneymckill-a-listener8923Nah, I never feel bad for Cyraxx. I can take a break from SJ then come back and gradually get angry as I watch him. I could take two years off from Cyraxx and be angry as soon as he speaks.
John is one of those people that expects the room to erupt into applause when he walks in. It’s this weird sense of entitlement that I’ve only ever encountered with people (born and raised) in NYC
He's just a delusional loser who clings onto his niche Stern celebrity status from forever ago while expecting to tumble upward though life. He still doesn't acknowledge that Leno poached him to get back at Stern, nothing more, nothing to do with John being competent at anything, but John is under this impression that he was a bonafide "Tonight Show writer" and thus a big name.
🗣John has referred to himself as the *Puerto Rican* but he doesn’t know how to speak a word of *Spanish* nor has he any ties to the Puerto Rican community or friends from that demographic. He’s far more closer to his *Mothers* *Danish* side of the Family. How come nobody calls him out when he routinely uses his minority card that he has no ties to at all…John is pathetic! Blessings & salutations from Penzance, Cornwall,UK!💯🫡
John has always been the guy that can’t take it. He made a living dishing it out on the Stern show but the minute someone said “nice shirt ha ha” he immediately panics and goes to “your wife cheated on you uh uh you’re a heroin addict uh uh pocky!!! Pock face!!!” Just a creep
The fact that John touts himself as a bonafide Tonight Show writer and comedy leviathan, while hosting the most incompetent podcast in existence, can only be explained by his chronic alcoholism abandoning any shame or self-awareness.
John could read a story about an "unnamed individual who does nothing but drink all day, eat bologna sandwiches, asks for money from strangers online " and call that person a loser.
Now John insults all of Rochester because he doesn't like Vinny. He insults everyone with crooked teeth because he doesn't like Karl. He insults all fat people because he doesn't like Pat. Etc....
100% - he can’t comprehend that Karl can make a great living goofing on idiots like John, Chad, and others. John and Opie are fully ingrained with traditional media like late night shows and terrestrial radio.
@lawyersgunsandmoney5494 John was at one point a multi millionaire living in a mansion, now he begs for $5 donations. That would mess with anyone's head, it's horrific
A person who says that they were forced to doxx someone, is along the same lines as a rapist blaming a woman for dressing too revealing that he couldn't help himself.
No one should ever question Howard's genius again. The fact that he made John entertaining and kinda likeable is amazing. He could work mentally defected people like puppets
I was watching the roast of Gene Simmons and little know fact... during the Lisa Lampenelli set you can see Stutjo and Susanner in the crowd. Pretty cool huh!
I really love these shows. However, I am not sure my stomach is strong enough. The John stories made me really queasy. Not going to lie. The thoughts of John's hemorrhoids exploding will stay burned in my brain. Thanks for that.
The rental argument boggles my mind. Like, John used to have a realtor's license, so he presumably understands what a rental property is and it's seen as a good investment? How does he think Carl making $6,000 a month by renting out a house as some sort of dig?
Chad and John would have the best creep off ever, they could both get slightly uncomfortable with the parallels with themselves and could start slowly defending the creeps.
Hes telling people his attorney advised him to shut up because reddit is laughing at him for talking about it. Everyone is pointing out an attorney would tell you to shut up so he decided to tell people his very powerful attorney has advised him to not address it.
He’s giving the whole explanation that is embarrassing so he thinks you’ll believe it, and it’s all in exchange for hiding the even more embarrassing truth. Did I poop myself? No I peed my pants but it was brown pee..
Damnit. That tidbit of a song SJ sang is one of my favorite Van Halen songs. Thanks a lot john, now your bleeding hemmorhoid ass spray is attached to it.
The auido levels on "society and culture podcast" are absolutely patty c cups level. Volume full blast with headphones and i cant hear karl (thankfully) talking over me doing dishes. And i used to skip 2:30 minutes before the episode started, now its 6 minutes. The intros are longer than train crossings.
Youre all wrong. John wants peoples names because he thinks he can use it to force them into friendship. If someone is worried he will dox them they wont make fun of him and will be his friend. Even more of a pathetic reason.
I'm sorry but you can't claim that revealing your real name would have creepy people following you when you literally gave your real name to John who is the creepy person that would follow you.
I am going to superchat John and tell him to copyright strike WATP for playing video of his original song. Can't give that one away for free there's money to be made with that out of tune guitar
John is the kind of guy who, as an adult, keeps doing the stuff he thought was cool as a kid and then acts confused when other people don't think he's the coolest kid in the room.
Not confused, infuriated. He gets upset that people don't think he's the funniest person alive
And then when shocked to be told the reasons why hes not funny. he doubts the he reasons.
If he had a varsity letter jacket he would still wear it all the time. Proudly.
@@donkeyshow7235 bragging about it like that fight against Cabbie.
@@randommanwill802 5 touchdowns in one game. He has to have on more than Al Bundy.
"What did you do with the money, John?"
"What money"
"The money your parents gave you for guitar lessons and singing lessons..."
BEWM!
John tried to force himself on that poor girl.
He should be ashamed.
Like his kids.
He should be ashamed for a lot of things & is completely oblivious. That’s what makes the 💩 show that is Stuttering John.
I like to imagine Cardiff being unmasked and his real face looks the same but the eyes and mouth are lower down on the 🥔
@@adriennem3168 he's really really fat and old looking, and walks with a limp. Very sexy
@@adriennem3168I think Trucker Andy mentioned that during theast live show, he was watching football in person with Cardiff and Vinny and that he sat between them and hated it. Karl's also referenced Cardiff as being bigger in size than him so there's that
@@adriennem3168 He's shown in a stage video here somewhere. Tall, poor dresser, relies on a walking cane. Still wore a mask and looked like an obese serial killer.
I could be improving myself somehow. I could be learning a new skill or a forign language. Instead I'm here listening to this fine group of people bash the hell out of stupid John. Life is good!
😂
The path of least resistance
In a way, by seeing how John is a complete failure, you can improve yourself by avoiding his path. WATP is a self improvement show
I didn't start out hating John, but god damn it, he talks you into it every time you listen.
Every once in awhile I'll feel bad for the dude. Same with Zumock. Everyone is constantly dunking on these zeros and I'm like damn. Then you snap back to reality when they open their mouths and confirm what garbage humans they are
He somehow makes Chad like-able in comparison(not much though)
@@chrisbuehler6868 Right?! It's crazy that I consider them both no different from other lolcows like Cyraxx and Ethan Ralph!
@@michaelblaine6494 For real!!! I'm literally at the point where I'm comfortable in saying that John is way worse than Chad.
@@drowneymckill-a-listener8923Nah, I never feel bad for Cyraxx. I can take a break from SJ then come back and gradually get angry as I watch him. I could take two years off from Cyraxx and be angry as soon as he speaks.
John is impossible to give sympathy to
Which takes some doing, because he's living in a dump & his wife and kids left him
Jesus, if your hemorrhoids are bleeding THROUGH your jeans, you need to see a doctor ASAP!
John is one of those people that expects the room to erupt into applause when he walks in. It’s this weird sense of entitlement that I’ve only ever encountered with people (born and raised) in NYC
He's just a delusional loser who clings onto his niche Stern celebrity status from forever ago while expecting to tumble upward though life. He still doesn't acknowledge that Leno poached him to get back at Stern, nothing more, nothing to do with John being competent at anything, but John is under this impression that he was a bonafide "Tonight Show writer" and thus a big name.
🗣John has referred to himself as the *Puerto Rican* but he doesn’t know how to speak a word of *Spanish* nor has he any ties to the Puerto Rican community or friends from that demographic.
He’s far more closer to his *Mothers* *Danish* side of the Family.
How come nobody calls him out when he routinely uses his minority card that he has no ties to at all…John is pathetic!
Blessings & salutations from Penzance, Cornwall,UK!💯🫡
"I will never dox you Cardiff"
"unless I do"
He had no choice!
John has always been the guy that can’t take it. He made a living dishing it out on the Stern show but the minute someone said “nice shirt ha ha” he immediately panics and goes to “your wife cheated on you uh uh you’re a heroin addict uh uh pocky!!! Pock face!!!” Just a creep
John doesn't have hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids have John.
Dabbler is petrified of Melton
The fact that John touts himself as a bonafide Tonight Show writer and comedy leviathan, while hosting the most incompetent podcast in existence, can only be explained by his chronic alcoholism abandoning any shame or self-awareness.
Funny how John mocks Vinnie for being a coward yet John backed out of his own show like a coward and blamed unprofessionalism as the reason he's out.
John could read a story about an "unnamed individual who does nothing but drink all day, eat bologna sandwiches, asks for money from strangers online " and call that person a loser.
Now John insults all of Rochester because he doesn't like Vinny.
He insults everyone with crooked teeth because he doesn't like Karl.
He insults all fat people because he doesn't like Pat.
Etc....
like he thrashed Detroit at the airport and like a true hyper progressive could't wait to get to Florida
37:10 John has lost his mind over the fact WATP makes good $$. Envy takes over his whole being and distorts it hideously.
Oh 100%. I think when he lost the Sirius XM lawsuit and knew how much money/popularity WATP was gaining just fucked up his psyche
100% - he can’t comprehend that Karl can make a great living goofing on idiots like John, Chad, and others. John and Opie are fully ingrained with traditional media like late night shows and terrestrial radio.
@lawyersgunsandmoney5494 John was at one point a multi millionaire living in a mansion, now he begs for $5 donations. That would mess with anyone's head, it's horrific
A person who says that they were forced to doxx someone, is along the same lines as a rapist blaming a woman for dressing too revealing that he couldn't help himself.
You said I was difficult. Therefore, I have no choice but to doxx you
The only thing I’ll say is it’s very creepy for middle aged adults to be talking about someone’s kids.
Trucker Andy is so great. I love his candid laughter.
Agreed. He’s quick.
I feel like his new strategy is to be as revolting as possible in the hopes everyone stops following him
John has CAR-RAN-OVER-THE-HOSE arms.
I had to really think about this but it made me chuckle. Thanks for that.
john plays guitar like a child that has never touched an instrument before
JUSTICE FOR THE SHEETS!
With his hemroids talk,how does he get a woman go on a date?
YA GOT DAT CAPICE!!
Guhpeesh?!
14 Beloved Chatters, He's doing it!! 🤙
Okay the clip of John being asked if the BJ ever happened. He pulls the drunk memory loss card but remembers every other detail
Say something about my kids, and my kids will do something about it.
Anyone that lives in Canoga Park has no room to talk about Rochester
Eric the midget and Stuttering John were definitely created in the same petri
I think about that a lot. There are endless similarities between the two
No one should ever question Howard's genius again. The fact that he made John entertaining and kinda likeable is amazing. He could work mentally defected people like puppets
I was watching the roast of Gene Simmons and little know fact... during the Lisa Lampenelli set you can see Stutjo and Susanner in the crowd. Pretty cool huh!
Don't tell him that, he will start adding it to his list of TV show appearances.
I BLEED THROUGH DENIM!!
You guys…. I freaking love that you let me laugh at this guy again. Thank you.
I really love these shows. However, I am not sure my stomach is strong enough. The John stories made me really queasy. Not going to lie. The thoughts of John's hemorrhoids exploding will stay burned in my brain. Thanks for that.
I also had a hard time rubbing one out to this
Vtl sent that "Patrick Lewinsky" chat, he was texting John as well.
if your claim to fame is your disability, are we shocked that stuttering John is the person he is today?
6:40 - the Giants are 2-8, he should have performed in December.
I was listening to this in my car and I literally thought Vinnie joined the show because John was making so few comments on the video
The rental argument boggles my mind. Like, John used to have a realtor's license, so he presumably understands what a rental property is and it's seen as a good investment? How does he think Carl making $6,000 a month by renting out a house as some sort of dig?
If someone John doesn’t like is successful he really needs to believe it’s either fake or a conspiracy against him,such a child
Cardiff has completely given up on his slower, deeper potato voice.
“He types like a chicken” ☠️☠️😂😂
Chad and John would have the best creep off ever, they could both get slightly uncomfortable with the parallels with themselves and could start slowly defending the creeps.
Every song John performs is a variation of Chopping Broccoli.
The delusion is amazing!!😅
41:40 I never thought someone could make the late David Peel sound like the late David Cassidy
Would someone please Break into his House And TUNE HIS FUCKING GUITAR FOR HIM !!! HOLY SHIT😂
I tried to get John to release the recording
“Lady K” is so creative!
I'm just now realizing, John has a tiny head... width wise, height wide, he's stretched out...
Every day he looks more like a punching clown
He has no neck
Can't wait for John's new album, Now that's what I call shit volume 1.
Thanks for reading my superchat! SJ wouldn't for some reason
Yes don't have to suffer through VP
Fn hell is from Gordon Ramsay.
FSJ
This man believes he earned an album on a major label
I owe an apology. The audio issues were comimg from my 1200 dollar phone. Ridiculous. The intros are still way too long.
Carl really liked that joke about lighting the cigar with a dollar. Wonder why he thinks Money jokes are so funny…. Any guesses lmao
Hes telling people his attorney advised him to shut up because reddit is laughing at him for talking about it. Everyone is pointing out an attorney would tell you to shut up so he decided to tell people his very powerful attorney has advised him to not address it.
I would like to see the Dabbler in prison, not for anything in particular but just because he's a A-Hole of a person!
Pretty sure John was reading those amazing lyrics. He’s so good.
He’s giving the whole explanation that is embarrassing so he thinks you’ll believe it, and it’s all in exchange for hiding the even more embarrassing truth. Did I poop myself? No I peed my pants but it was brown pee..
Actually John's said more on one occasion that he has 2 gay kids, including recently.
Damnit. That tidbit of a song SJ sang is one of my favorite Van Halen songs. Thanks a lot john, now your bleeding hemmorhoid ass spray is attached to it.
I’m so sorry to hear that ex-trucker Andy
Any time I get Producer Chris, impersonating John, its a great video.
Lucy, please let me experience just how tight the box actually is! I won’t tell anyone
Guitarist John😂😂😂😂
Jeez. Watching this and Melton earlier only makes me more comfortable in my belief that SJ is Chads other brother, separated at birth
The auido levels on "society and culture podcast" are absolutely patty c cups level. Volume full blast with headphones and i cant hear karl (thankfully) talking over me doing dishes. And i used to skip 2:30 minutes before the episode started, now its 6 minutes. The intros are longer than train crossings.
No dignity, no doubt.
stuttering john is in training for lolcow duty.
“Boooooring” - amazing transformative content
Proud to see Karl & Phil defending John against the false allegations. #FREESJ
Baba Booey Baba Booey Baba Booey
Howard Sterns pin
#MePoo
#MEPOO #SkidMarkMelendez
#burnthesheets
He had a bad case of the mansies
Aside from being funny, the potato has a great radio voice.
This show is fkn great
All hail the potato 🥔
On this episode of "reaping what you have sown"
Shuli called it right away
John's song was in the key of R-flat.
This joke is so dumb but i cant stop giggling.
Youre all wrong. John wants peoples names because he thinks he can use it to force them into friendship. If someone is worried he will dox them they wont make fun of him and will be his friend. Even more of a pathetic reason.
I'm sorry but you can't claim that revealing your real name would have creepy people following you when you literally gave your real name to John who is the creepy person that would follow you.
He....didn't give it to John. In fact, the name John gave out is not Cardiff at all. He got trolled again.
I am going to superchat John and tell him to copyright strike WATP for playing video of his original song. Can't give that one away for free there's money to be made with that out of tune guitar
7:16 skull hammering doucheyness
39:05 - now he's yelling the Uhhhhh's
Is Lucy wearing an "Exhumed" shirt?
If so horns up that band is legendary and flesh ripping gods.
"or are you too stupid to not know that"
Is Cardiff Electric MR. HANKEY??
Carl “Correct”- over and over
boy needs a doctor for those roids
I think he types with his thumb! 👎⌨️
yeeey uncle Fred Electric is the GOOSE , no not the goose .... uhhhmmmmmmm, you know, the thing
Good Lord.. how hard does John have to push when he takes a shit that he has roids that can spontaneously erupt??
Had never seen Ms. Tightbox... Lovely. Bringing some classy shit to this shit show. 5 Stars
Love Lucy Tightbox's Exhumed t-shirt....damn baby that's medal!
7:20 capeeesh? Ok?