Timmy Mallett hit me with his mallet (Golf With Your Friends)

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  • @CaperCafe_
    @CaperCafe_ ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The TH-cam algorithm SLAMS Hat Films for not making content that advertisers like.

  • @Rob6094Palmer
    @Rob6094Palmer ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I used to stand by Chris Trott but then I walked in on him buggering a minger and that was the last straw

  • @Evie_Enby
    @Evie_Enby ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Ross, it's okay. You are not alone.
    I, too, was once hit over the head by Timmy Mallet's mallet. It was at a pantomime on worthing pier. He made me sing "itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka-dot bikini" and hit me every time I got the words wrong. It was over two decades ago, but I carry the emotional scars with me to this day.
    If you need to talk, there are support groups for people who have been through the things we have, dont be afraid to reach out.

    • @Lunch_Meat
      @Lunch_Meat ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do they have access to other support groups that cover similar situations? I was once on a Nickelodeon game show in the 90s (won't say which one in case they are still hunting me) and the damage they did to me with their slime was traumatic

    • @SolstaceWinters
      @SolstaceWinters ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Lunch_Meat Aw man, you mean you weren't lucky enough to be on Legends of the Hidden Temple (was that the 90s?). That would been like the best one, in my opinion. [I can't think of any times they really used slime, hence assuming it probably wasn't Hidden Temple.]

  • @SierraManiac
    @SierraManiac ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I stand by Chris Trott.

    • @LexSchilperoord
      @LexSchilperoord ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Those orphans had it coming

    • @TheDarthChief
      @TheDarthChief ปีที่แล้ว +27

      No one could have predicted the effect of kitty liter on gasoline, never mind what those kids would do with it.

    • @TheWhiteDragon3
      @TheWhiteDragon3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      #IStandByChrisTrottJustNotTooClose

    • @Ovetupp
      @Ovetupp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I sit with Ross!

    • @bierrollerful
      @bierrollerful ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Those orphanages always go on and on about "donations". But when an upright citizen like Chriss Trott donates several barrels of gasoline, it suddenly becomes an issue?

  • @DarkSnideoftheRainbow
    @DarkSnideoftheRainbow ปีที่แล้ว +62

    You can't roleplay as clowns if you're already professionals

  • @Noobazzah
    @Noobazzah ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The clown theme was really appropriate for ALEXANDER SMITH'S PERFORMANCE in this one!

  • @zakmaniscool
    @zakmaniscool ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Man, had Smiffy not taken that phone call and gotten a 2 on that hole, he still would've ended up with 88 and still been in last. So all in all, the casino failure was FAR more important

  • @The_Pickle34
    @The_Pickle34 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Tardigrate song from 2021 Jingle Jam has been in my head for 2 weeks! Love you guys. I need that be be a full song please?

  • @aethernaut1899
    @aethernaut1899 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    when Ross takes the lead by two-thirds of the way through, so you're sitting on the edge of your seat, asshole at full clench, yelling "HOLD! HOLLLLLLLLLLLLD!' for the rest of the video. Good lad.

  • @PierceArner
    @PierceArner ปีที่แล้ว +9

    17:24 - Frenzied stabber Ross Hornby known for doing exactly this while yelling, *_"EAT SHIT!"_* in Gmod Murder.

  • @BenjaminStewart
    @BenjaminStewart ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I loved watching trott roll up a boog at 2:33

    • @Exquisite_Poupon
      @Exquisite_Poupon ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They sure are comfortable in front of the camera. I feel like 80% of the time Smith is on screen he is picking his nose.

  • @jasonwingrove1
    @jasonwingrove1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hat Films SLAMMED for not knowing Eamonn Holmes hosted This Morning from 2006-2021!

  • @HazzaPi
    @HazzaPi ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jesse Cox has finally hit 1M subs, there's still hope for the bois

  • @longy001
    @longy001 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I absolutely live for Ross holes in ones. They are the best

  • @Flashjackmak
    @Flashjackmak ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Once again I am forced to reiterate that I stand by Chris Trott.

  • @TheVeeBeaT
    @TheVeeBeaT ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The level of palpable disgust and discomfort after "extra grippy" was surprising. Weird place to draw the line.

  • @MrDenzel20
    @MrDenzel20 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Skunk Anansie did Weak if anyone cares, great song
    Oh, and Hedonism

  • @jabberwoke1
    @jabberwoke1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Squish yer winkies fer tha Hat boiks

  • @Trespale567
    @Trespale567 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love a golf with your friends vid :)

  • @Albshooter0
    @Albshooter0 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    another well earned rare ross win.

  • @salty_saint_7914
    @salty_saint_7914 ปีที่แล้ว

    Smiths American accent sounds like Jason Lee, the guy from my name is earl 😂😂

  • @reyals474
    @reyals474 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That map was so genuinely better than the other one that I refuse to believe they were both paid DLC, I think this is a hatfilms SCAM, trying to drum up business by SLAMMING the game

  • @brycepatterson2158
    @brycepatterson2158 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ah yes we shall name these vigilantes The Ball Hwhackers

  • @JordWylde
    @JordWylde ปีที่แล้ว

    4:38 what happened to the Oceangate sub?

  • @plunetzero
    @plunetzero ปีที่แล้ว +3

    TROTT IS A ( )
    fill in the blank!!!

    • @CaperCafe_
      @CaperCafe_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

      (Right munter)

  • @Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh
    @Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh yeah, I've heard about that leg extending business. Costs like 60.000 pounds to have it done in Istanbul. They repeatedly break your legs and let the bones regrow together.

  • @dalekplatypus
    @dalekplatypus ปีที่แล้ว

    I know Timmy Mallet. Nice guy.

  • @DjDolHaus86
    @DjDolHaus86 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hedonism is a really good song by Skunk Anansie but Weak was there big hit

  • @CassianGray
    @CassianGray ปีที่แล้ว

    16:10 lmao, nice one Ross! A good ol' "whack fuck"!
    Also hard agree, this DLC map is leagues better than the last one y'all played.

  • @ememstarr37
    @ememstarr37 ปีที่แล้ว

    extra grippy 😂

  • @frontlinefishys5196
    @frontlinefishys5196 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Money money money, must be funny

  • @edholmes8726
    @edholmes8726 ปีที่แล้ว

    I stand with Ross in what must be a traumatising experience.

  • @TheOnlyOrk
    @TheOnlyOrk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i guess the other map was made in a hurry lol

  • @SinkyYT
    @SinkyYT ปีที่แล้ว

    Magic and Timmy, are in Kenya!

  • @lukeantonystevens2942
    @lukeantonystevens2942 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw that exact episode of Naked Attraction, that dude had balls so large they sagged, at least, halfway down his thighs. Spoiler alert, he didn't get picked because they were so big, to which he left with the ending statement 'I'm very proud of my balls'. Good for him, thats a darn rare thing these days.

  • @Relyx
    @Relyx ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact none of them could remember Weak by Skunk Anansie is pretty poor for lads growing up in the 90s. Weak as I aaa-aa-aam, no tears for you!

  • @jozeffredericks560
    @jozeffredericks560 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stand by Chaz

  • @jamesbaurus5928
    @jamesbaurus5928 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Smith is going far right again! Someone hold me 😂

  • @Justin-TPG
    @Justin-TPG ปีที่แล้ว

    I believe Ross is correct. Smith automatically wins this one with a round 100 based on the funny, rare or good numbers rule.

  • @MetalMonkey
    @MetalMonkey ปีที่แล้ว

    Did Smith dye his hair? He doesn't look ginger

  • @BrunoJuncklaus
    @BrunoJuncklaus ปีที่แล้ว

    Boog at 2:33 is hot

  • @divamon5602
    @divamon5602 ปีที่แล้ว

    WOOOOOO!

  • @ai4645
    @ai4645 ปีที่แล้ว

    nice

  • @AOTSismyhero
    @AOTSismyhero ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That hole 15 did actually set off my trypophobia a bit haha

  • @kingkuma4112
    @kingkuma4112 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It took the Hat Bois 1 minute and 27 seconds to say something questionable today. Today's questionable comment was by Trott and the Hat boys were playing Golf With your Friends. The current average is 2 minutes and 25 seconds. I will post this on every video unless I forget.

  • @50RatsinaCoat
    @50RatsinaCoat 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ALSMIFFY SLAMMED FOR NOT KNOWING SKUNK ANANSIE!!!
    SERIOUSLY HOW THE HELL? >:[

  • @TehAlekzi
    @TehAlekzi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If the GWYF dlc is so terrible, why not play some Human Fall Flat? There's still a few levels you've never played and they don't cost you anything! I don't think you've ever played Steam on the main map series and Golf, Tower and Copper World over on Extra Dreams section.

  • @yuuki3
    @yuuki3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    srsly smith just going afk at hole 2. Just restart the whole video at this point.

  • @CarterArts
    @CarterArts ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven't watched the boiks play the other DLC as I haven't played it through myself yet, but all the negative reviews on steam arre just people whining about it costing too much (£2, seriously? and only the host needs it) and that its 'too hard', when its listed as being difficult?

    • @Blazik3n99
      @Blazik3n99 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Their complaints were mainly that the gimmick of the DLC (the corruption) very rarely interacted with the course, and the course design in general was pretty poor quality compared to workshop maps. They were surprised after it finished because it showed the leaderboard with enough space for 18 holes, though I thought it was pretty obvious it was only 9.
      I've only played this game like twice so I don't know what the generally accepted level of trickery/deception is, but there were definitely levels that seemed kinda trolly for no real reason, other than maybe to try and make it "difficult".

  • @TheMelter101
    @TheMelter101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seriously though.. smith just casually answering a call 60 seconds into the vid.. that’s ok? That’s not unprofessional at all.

  • @Lunch_Meat
    @Lunch_Meat ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would stand with Chris Trott, but my legs don't work so good and I can't stand much.

  • @Spannana1
    @Spannana1 ปีที่แล้ว