Ross, it's okay. You are not alone. I, too, was once hit over the head by Timmy Mallet's mallet. It was at a pantomime on worthing pier. He made me sing "itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka-dot bikini" and hit me every time I got the words wrong. It was over two decades ago, but I carry the emotional scars with me to this day. If you need to talk, there are support groups for people who have been through the things we have, dont be afraid to reach out.
Do they have access to other support groups that cover similar situations? I was once on a Nickelodeon game show in the 90s (won't say which one in case they are still hunting me) and the damage they did to me with their slime was traumatic
@@Lunch_Meat Aw man, you mean you weren't lucky enough to be on Legends of the Hidden Temple (was that the 90s?). That would been like the best one, in my opinion. [I can't think of any times they really used slime, hence assuming it probably wasn't Hidden Temple.]
Those orphanages always go on and on about "donations". But when an upright citizen like Chriss Trott donates several barrels of gasoline, it suddenly becomes an issue?
Man, had Smiffy not taken that phone call and gotten a 2 on that hole, he still would've ended up with 88 and still been in last. So all in all, the casino failure was FAR more important
when Ross takes the lead by two-thirds of the way through, so you're sitting on the edge of your seat, asshole at full clench, yelling "HOLD! HOLLLLLLLLLLLLD!' for the rest of the video. Good lad.
That map was so genuinely better than the other one that I refuse to believe they were both paid DLC, I think this is a hatfilms SCAM, trying to drum up business by SLAMMING the game
Oh yeah, I've heard about that leg extending business. Costs like 60.000 pounds to have it done in Istanbul. They repeatedly break your legs and let the bones regrow together.
I saw that exact episode of Naked Attraction, that dude had balls so large they sagged, at least, halfway down his thighs. Spoiler alert, he didn't get picked because they were so big, to which he left with the ending statement 'I'm very proud of my balls'. Good for him, thats a darn rare thing these days.
It took the Hat Bois 1 minute and 27 seconds to say something questionable today. Today's questionable comment was by Trott and the Hat boys were playing Golf With your Friends. The current average is 2 minutes and 25 seconds. I will post this on every video unless I forget.
If the GWYF dlc is so terrible, why not play some Human Fall Flat? There's still a few levels you've never played and they don't cost you anything! I don't think you've ever played Steam on the main map series and Golf, Tower and Copper World over on Extra Dreams section.
I haven't watched the boiks play the other DLC as I haven't played it through myself yet, but all the negative reviews on steam arre just people whining about it costing too much (£2, seriously? and only the host needs it) and that its 'too hard', when its listed as being difficult?
Their complaints were mainly that the gimmick of the DLC (the corruption) very rarely interacted with the course, and the course design in general was pretty poor quality compared to workshop maps. They were surprised after it finished because it showed the leaderboard with enough space for 18 holes, though I thought it was pretty obvious it was only 9. I've only played this game like twice so I don't know what the generally accepted level of trickery/deception is, but there were definitely levels that seemed kinda trolly for no real reason, other than maybe to try and make it "difficult".
The TH-cam algorithm SLAMS Hat Films for not making content that advertisers like.
I used to stand by Chris Trott but then I walked in on him buggering a minger and that was the last straw
Ross, it's okay. You are not alone.
I, too, was once hit over the head by Timmy Mallet's mallet. It was at a pantomime on worthing pier. He made me sing "itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka-dot bikini" and hit me every time I got the words wrong. It was over two decades ago, but I carry the emotional scars with me to this day.
If you need to talk, there are support groups for people who have been through the things we have, dont be afraid to reach out.
Do they have access to other support groups that cover similar situations? I was once on a Nickelodeon game show in the 90s (won't say which one in case they are still hunting me) and the damage they did to me with their slime was traumatic
@@Lunch_Meat Aw man, you mean you weren't lucky enough to be on Legends of the Hidden Temple (was that the 90s?). That would been like the best one, in my opinion. [I can't think of any times they really used slime, hence assuming it probably wasn't Hidden Temple.]
I stand by Chris Trott.
Those orphans had it coming
No one could have predicted the effect of kitty liter on gasoline, never mind what those kids would do with it.
#IStandByChrisTrottJustNotTooClose
I sit with Ross!
Those orphanages always go on and on about "donations". But when an upright citizen like Chriss Trott donates several barrels of gasoline, it suddenly becomes an issue?
You can't roleplay as clowns if you're already professionals
The clown theme was really appropriate for ALEXANDER SMITH'S PERFORMANCE in this one!
Man, had Smiffy not taken that phone call and gotten a 2 on that hole, he still would've ended up with 88 and still been in last. So all in all, the casino failure was FAR more important
The Tardigrate song from 2021 Jingle Jam has been in my head for 2 weeks! Love you guys. I need that be be a full song please?
when Ross takes the lead by two-thirds of the way through, so you're sitting on the edge of your seat, asshole at full clench, yelling "HOLD! HOLLLLLLLLLLLLD!' for the rest of the video. Good lad.
17:24 - Frenzied stabber Ross Hornby known for doing exactly this while yelling, *_"EAT SHIT!"_* in Gmod Murder.
I loved watching trott roll up a boog at 2:33
They sure are comfortable in front of the camera. I feel like 80% of the time Smith is on screen he is picking his nose.
Hat Films SLAMMED for not knowing Eamonn Holmes hosted This Morning from 2006-2021!
Jesse Cox has finally hit 1M subs, there's still hope for the bois
I absolutely live for Ross holes in ones. They are the best
Once again I am forced to reiterate that I stand by Chris Trott.
The level of palpable disgust and discomfort after "extra grippy" was surprising. Weird place to draw the line.
Skunk Anansie did Weak if anyone cares, great song
Oh, and Hedonism
Squish yer winkies fer tha Hat boiks
Love a golf with your friends vid :)
another well earned rare ross win.
Smiths American accent sounds like Jason Lee, the guy from my name is earl 😂😂
That map was so genuinely better than the other one that I refuse to believe they were both paid DLC, I think this is a hatfilms SCAM, trying to drum up business by SLAMMING the game
ah yes we shall name these vigilantes The Ball Hwhackers
4:38 what happened to the Oceangate sub?
TROTT IS A ( )
fill in the blank!!!
(Right munter)
Oh yeah, I've heard about that leg extending business. Costs like 60.000 pounds to have it done in Istanbul. They repeatedly break your legs and let the bones regrow together.
I know Timmy Mallet. Nice guy.
Hedonism is a really good song by Skunk Anansie but Weak was there big hit
16:10 lmao, nice one Ross! A good ol' "whack fuck"!
Also hard agree, this DLC map is leagues better than the last one y'all played.
extra grippy 😂
Money money money, must be funny
I stand with Ross in what must be a traumatising experience.
i guess the other map was made in a hurry lol
Magic and Timmy, are in Kenya!
I saw that exact episode of Naked Attraction, that dude had balls so large they sagged, at least, halfway down his thighs. Spoiler alert, he didn't get picked because they were so big, to which he left with the ending statement 'I'm very proud of my balls'. Good for him, thats a darn rare thing these days.
The fact none of them could remember Weak by Skunk Anansie is pretty poor for lads growing up in the 90s. Weak as I aaa-aa-aam, no tears for you!
Stand by Chaz
Smith is going far right again! Someone hold me 😂
I believe Ross is correct. Smith automatically wins this one with a round 100 based on the funny, rare or good numbers rule.
Did Smith dye his hair? He doesn't look ginger
Boog at 2:33 is hot
WOOOOOO!
nice
That hole 15 did actually set off my trypophobia a bit haha
It took the Hat Bois 1 minute and 27 seconds to say something questionable today. Today's questionable comment was by Trott and the Hat boys were playing Golf With your Friends. The current average is 2 minutes and 25 seconds. I will post this on every video unless I forget.
ALSMIFFY SLAMMED FOR NOT KNOWING SKUNK ANANSIE!!!
SERIOUSLY HOW THE HELL? >:[
If the GWYF dlc is so terrible, why not play some Human Fall Flat? There's still a few levels you've never played and they don't cost you anything! I don't think you've ever played Steam on the main map series and Golf, Tower and Copper World over on Extra Dreams section.
srsly smith just going afk at hole 2. Just restart the whole video at this point.
I haven't watched the boiks play the other DLC as I haven't played it through myself yet, but all the negative reviews on steam arre just people whining about it costing too much (£2, seriously? and only the host needs it) and that its 'too hard', when its listed as being difficult?
Their complaints were mainly that the gimmick of the DLC (the corruption) very rarely interacted with the course, and the course design in general was pretty poor quality compared to workshop maps. They were surprised after it finished because it showed the leaderboard with enough space for 18 holes, though I thought it was pretty obvious it was only 9.
I've only played this game like twice so I don't know what the generally accepted level of trickery/deception is, but there were definitely levels that seemed kinda trolly for no real reason, other than maybe to try and make it "difficult".
Seriously though.. smith just casually answering a call 60 seconds into the vid.. that’s ok? That’s not unprofessional at all.
I would stand with Chris Trott, but my legs don't work so good and I can't stand much.