4 years late but lyrics: The demon queen of semen has decreed it, She says Monday 30 AM, I will be A motorbike They'll hunt me down in F O R T N I T E Stuff and stuff me on the bAttlebUs 30 hours to Seattle, how shall I spend theeEEm? I don't have to stay and die like a dead girl! I could ride up to Seattle and die like cattle But I don't own a motor boAter... Waaw Here's an option that I like: Walkin' I need it hard I'm a yard I'm hard I'm a yard I'm a motorbike Before they punch my lunch, I'm snappin'-- *poom* Veronica? I don't feel so good... Ssshhhhh... Die That works for me-- uupp-- I'm snappin' your neck *Crack* O o o o w w w Got 30 hours to knock, I'm a dead girl waawin' 👀 Veronica? What are you doin' in my room? Shit. Suus, but I really had to wake you See I decided I must ride a motorbike That works for me-- uupp-- *brroom* *bang* *boom* Veronica? x2 (far away) I'm in your yard, I'm dead! *time travel* w ha t ar e y ou do i n in m y ro o m? I decided I must pIss on the wall Cause Heather says I gots-ta live You're my last meal on death row Shut your mouth and lose them tee- ah wha- taaays Come on! That wor-- *Shut your mouth!* See I decided I must ride you like a motorbike Wait, I decided I must motorboat you til I break you Shut your ass and lose them whitey tight-aaaaayyyyyyyyyyys Come on! Tonight I'm yours, I'm your whore Get on all fours, kiss this pEnIs walkin' Let's go, you know the drill I'm hot and pissed and on the motorbike Bow down to the will of Mountain Dew (okay, okay) ANd you know, you know, you know, you know, you know It's 'cause you're quEer You say you're gay but I can't agree So cuUm insiIde mE In here it's beautiful (WOw!) Let's make this beautiful! That works for me-- uupp-- *Ocean man, take me by the hand* *Lead me to the land that you understand* *Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip* YEAH! FULL gasoline TAKE THIS motorbike WALKIN' How'd you find my address? Let's break your cock! *snap* O O O O O W W W W W Rock this demon walkin' I think we tore my mattress! No f o r e s k i n for you, better chug that s e m e n dew! (okay, okay) Get your s-ass in gear, make my a-sshole disappear! Okay, okay! Slap me, pull my motor Touch me there and there and there and there and there and there and there And no more talkin'! Luulve this dead girl walkin'! Lul this gay girl waawkin'! (Wait, wait) Lul this dead girl, YEAH! No, UWU, A A A A, Mountain Dew, Sus, motorbike, waaw, Waaw, Pootis, pootis, ow! oohf, oOf, oo~f 𝖧 𝖧 𝖧 𝖧 *mEGAlovania* Fuck this, I'm on blog TV with my fuckin' hands up, I'm not starTing my fuckin' self You fucking stupid bitch, This stupid fucking justice, all fuckin' righteous Fuckin' YEEEEAAAHHHHHH
"Love this gay girl walkin'!" I-- SDDSESTSTYTD&SEWESRTYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is an amazing video, and I hope that you're proud of it, lol. It made me laugh so hard so many times.
There is nothing left for you now So uh in my personal opinion… The most determined thing you can do here? Is to uh completely give up And (yawn) do literally anything else Heh didja really think you would be able- … So… Guess that’s it huh? … Just.. Don’t say I didn’t warn you Well (That is what it says)
![[YTP] Anger Things](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oYhTwyS0eVQ/mqdefault.jpg)
“Bow down to the will of Mountain Dew”
Where is this
Okay, okay😳
@@justgimppy431 I'm sure you already found it, but in case you didn't it's at 2:55
Ok, ok.
“She says monday 30 am ill be”
“✨❤️ A M O T O R B I K E ❤️✨”
"I'm snappin' your neck"
-Veronica Yard Sawyer
That line is the best
"the demon queen of semen"
I've never laughed this fucking hard
She steals JD's motorbike
@Sofia Torres in pretty sure in the movie jd owned one
@Ferret Yes he did.
I DID NOT JUST HEAR THE DEMON QUEEN OF *SEMEN* BAHAH
*They'll hunt me down in Fortnite*
30 hours to seattle how shall i spend them
@@sturddlefish i dont have to stay and die like a dead girl
@@sturddlefish I don't have to stay and die like a dead girl
2:20
that's work for-
SHUT UP MOUTH
Parody on the...?
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for-
SHUT UP HEATHER
I like how this song is now about being a gay motorbike
“I decided I must piss on the wall”
Ah yes 👏🏼 such beautiful lyrics
Ok but:
“I need it hARD,
I’m a yARD,
I’m haRd,
I’m a YaRD-”
@@Argend505 before they punch my lunch
@@Eniy_ i'm snapping
“Sh!t-“
stuff and stuff me on the battle bus
thanks to this video, i headcanon Veronica adores motorbikes.
Jesus Christ I hate how funny I find this
Veronica:now cmon! J.D:that wo- Veronica:SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
4 years late but lyrics:
The demon queen of semen has decreed it,
She says Monday 30 AM, I will be A motorbike
They'll hunt me down in F O R T N I T E
Stuff and stuff me on the bAttlebUs
30 hours to Seattle, how shall I spend theeEEm?
I don't have to stay and die like a dead girl!
I could ride up to Seattle and die like cattle
But I don't own a motor boAter...
Waaw
Here's an option that I like:
Walkin'
I need it hard
I'm a yard
I'm hard
I'm a yard
I'm a motorbike
Before they punch my lunch,
I'm snappin'-- *poom*
Veronica? I don't feel so good...
Ssshhhhh...
Die
That works for me-- uupp--
I'm snappin' your neck
*Crack*
O o o o w w w
Got 30 hours to knock, I'm a dead girl waawin'
👀
Veronica? What are you doin' in my room?
Shit. Suus, but I really had to wake you
See I decided I must ride a motorbike
That works for me-- uupp--
*brroom* *bang* *boom*
Veronica? x2
(far away) I'm in your yard, I'm dead!
*time travel*
w ha t ar e y ou do i n in m y ro o m?
I decided I must pIss on the wall
Cause Heather says I gots-ta live
You're my last meal on death row
Shut your mouth and lose them tee- ah wha- taaays
Come on!
That wor-- *Shut your mouth!*
See I decided I must ride you like a motorbike
Wait, I decided I must motorboat you til I break you
Shut your ass and lose them whitey tight-aaaaayyyyyyyyyyys
Come on! Tonight I'm yours, I'm your whore
Get on all fours, kiss this pEnIs walkin'
Let's go, you know the drill
I'm hot and pissed and on the motorbike
Bow down to the will of Mountain Dew (okay, okay)
ANd you know, you know, you know, you know, you know
It's 'cause you're quEer
You say you're gay but I can't agree
So cuUm insiIde mE
In here it's beautiful (WOw!)
Let's make this beautiful! That works for me-- uupp--
*Ocean man, take me by the hand*
*Lead me to the land that you understand*
*Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip*
YEAH! FULL gasoline TAKE THIS motorbike WALKIN'
How'd you find my address?
Let's break your cock! *snap*
O O O O O W W W W W
Rock this demon walkin'
I think we tore my mattress!
No f o r e s k i n for you, better chug that s e m e n dew!
(okay, okay)
Get your s-ass in gear, make my a-sshole disappear!
Okay, okay!
Slap me, pull my motor
Touch me there and there and there and there and there and there and there
And no more talkin'!
Luulve this dead girl walkin'!
Lul this gay girl waawkin'! (Wait, wait)
Lul this dead girl, YEAH!
No, UWU, A A A A, Mountain Dew,
Sus, motorbike, waaw, Waaw,
Pootis, pootis, ow! oohf, oOf, oo~f
𝖧 𝖧 𝖧 𝖧
*mEGAlovania*
Fuck this, I'm on blog TV with my fuckin' hands up,
I'm not starTing my fuckin' self
You fucking stupid bitch,
This stupid fucking justice, all fuckin' righteous
Fuckin' YEEEEAAAHHHHHH
I literally found this video today, I really appreciate the dedication of writing out the YTP goofy editing perfectly, you are truly a great writer.
@@ct1542thank you!
3:19 Ocean Man Walking!
Bow down to the will of Mountain Dew
OKAYOKAY-
someome sent this in a discord server-
The person that sent this to you is an angel
@@idolevin8795 i know
Sent to my friends
THOSE RHYMES IM DYING
need to share this with everyone
:3 ey
@@lilyyyyyyyv lily
@@moon-wr3fh hi
why am i laughing
what had my life come to
someone needs to animate this (not me, I can't draw lmao) 🤣🤣
ight bet jus lemme get done with my laundry first
@@9th_grade_biology_guidelineshey i know its been 2 years but did you do it? 😆
@@veronica2773 the laundry or the animation? I dont think I've done either
Most underrated ytp
me going to school on moday at 8 am: I WILL BE DELETED
When Veronica plays Fortnite
“You say you’re gay but I can’t agree”
-some random straight man trying to convince me
(Yes I’m back on this video because it’s AWESOME)
This better be in the school version of Heathers.
Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful this is
Agreed (Also I like your pfp lol)
@@_st4rdusttt lol thanks
So not many people are talking bout Heather Chandler in the thumbnail.
this physically sent me to another realm oh my GOD
1:32 sAuce
The beginning reminds me of “you better watch out, you better watch ouT, you bETTER WATCH OUT, *YOU BETTER WATCH OUT* “
"Love this gay girl walkin'!" I-- SDDSESTSTYTD&SEWESRTYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is an amazing video, and I hope that you're proud of it, lol. It made me laugh so hard so many times.
totally not me pausing a video every 5 seconds because I have to laugh XD
*I M A Y A R D*
*I M H A R D*
4:23 I love this part bc of how funny it is and the beat. 😂😂
oh that’s perfect i saw this was uploaded a day before my birthday
A gift from god
Veronica drink Mountain Dew becoming a yard/dulexs yard
Jason dean
This is the best fucking thing I've ever seen
Everywhere i go... No matter what i do.... Undertale manages to follow 😭💀
this is so underrated help omg
*Here’s an option that I like*
_W a l k I n g_
This is one of my favorite videos. Not sure if that says more about me or the video.
English is not my native language, so thank for the captions/subtitles, it's so funny😭😭
I'M CRYING ON THE FLOOR OMG
VERONICA?
*I don't feel so good*
before they punch my lunch has lived rent free in my head for the past two years
jd gets violated in every version of dead girl walking oh ym god
ocean man x dead girl walking was something i didnt think i needed lol
Context: Veronica wants a motorbike
"I'm hard"
*WHEEZE*
Quality Heathers content
I really hope my earpods are connected....
this is how sex sounds like to us asexuals.
2:58
1:07
2:21
Currently listening to this on the bus trying my best not to laugh
I can't breathe this is too good
This is not safe sex.
do NOT bow down to the will of mountain dew we are NOT in bmc!!!
IM A DEAD GURL WAIAWING
heather was found crying
Holy shit i thought my edits were good. I couldnt keep from dying after IM HARD IM A YARD
LOVE THIS GAY GIRLL heather c: y e s
ok but the ocean man
WAIO
Amazing ✨
At 4:40 the English captions say something really long. Anyone know what the full thing says?
There is nothing left for you now
So uh in my personal opinion…
The most determined thing you can do here?
Is to uh completely give up
And (yawn) do literally anything else
Heh didja really think you would be able-
…
So…
Guess that’s it huh?
…
Just..
Don’t say I didn’t warn you
Well
(That is what it says)
What
Where's the video?
Did Barrett really deserve this😭😭😭
I mean I do love that gay girl walking🤷🏻♀️😭
HAHAH
OOF
Literally wrote a poem of undertale
UWU
You didnt have to make this so political
You are evrywhere
@@allyallyjess good😩✋
oh that’s perfect i saw this was uploaded a day before my birthday