Taking Care of Your Sick Chaotic Brat of a Boyfriend | Audio RP | [M4A]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- sick boi
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i'm feeling a lot better, but my voice is still absolute trash, as you can hear. so i figured, lean into it. hope you enjoy!
Guy's playlist: • Pizza Guy Boyfriend [Guy]
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Erik: I am sick
All of us: Get some rest and take care of yourself!
Erik: Here's 17 minutes of me saying "Respectfully, *no."*
All joking aside, as a chronically ill person, this hit hard. I know how easy it is to be frustrated when you're in pain and the world just keeps going without you.
I hope you feel better soon.
Yeah exactly 😂
@@elphieofkiamoko dawg. That hit hard. It’s like you need to catch up but no matter how hard you try , you just keep getting left behind
Lmao frrr
"Fifty Shades of Honey" I CANT💀💀
One of the best lines honestly
IM CRYING
guy is really what angel would sound like if they were voiced by erik lmfao, i have never felt more like davey than now
That's what I've been thinking!?! My first time listening to Guy, I was like "When did I become Davey? Is this our angel? Lmao"
Angel and Guy are definitely two sides of the same coin (maybe it's the Gremlin x Tsundere trope) but on another note I'm definitely scared to see what would happen if Erik put Angel, Guy and Gavin in the same room lmao
@@Nightshade1217 best comment
@@Nightshade1217 imagine if Angel andGuy where siblings 😂😂
@@peachbliss4435 YES
Guy: “You can push me into the bed, you cannot lift me into it
Honey: *goes to lift him*
Guy: “NO NO NO NO NO!”
I like to believe we are perfectly capable of lifting Guy up!
I like to imagine that he weighs like couple of grapes to us.
Guy: do I even weigh anything to you?
Honey: no. It's like holding a couple of grapes
Me: Make me angry enough and I can body throw you onto it. Wanna test that theory?
even if honey couldn't smoothly and effortlessly lift guy, I could hear the "challenge accepted" before going in for the attempt. I might not be a graceful or gentle lift, but guy will end up on the bed.
Out of spite I will now go and work out my arms so that I can easily lift him
guy 100% writes fanfic. He is an ao3 FIEND
5:05 “you love to say that you’re a person of action not words, so ACT provide CARE” took me out i love him
i live for guy’s voicecracks 💀
and my heart shattered when he asked to be held 😭
the subtle touch of honeys footsteps rusHING at the end is absolute crack up
4:02 "Thats not nothing that's quality time honey~" *Blows flywing kiss*
RAAAAAAAAGSGSGSGGDHWHAHHHH I LOVE THIS MAN FRRR
The parallel to David and Angel is adorable 😭
We love a being a David Listener and a Angel Speaker
THE PROSTATE JOKE 😭😭 i hate him sm (lovingly)
I remember you mentioned during a livestream a year ago that Guy has career plans beyond Max’s Rustic Pizza. The mention of “getting picked up for a pitch meeting” at 10:48 has me wondering if Guy is trying to become a TV series writer. He’s certainly got that high school theatre kid energy lol.
Omg that would be so cool🥺✨✨
Omg wait that would be so cute!! It would also make sense because of all the stuff he says about the audience being disappointed every time Honey refuses his love lmaoo
SCREMAMFISNGSIAKDHL WAS LDNDJWHDHWHEHEJEJJDQIKWDHDHDUFIMDKDJZUDFXDTDYDNBDVDWHWYYEMSHKDKV SHSTL THAT IS SO HIM OMG. LIKE LITERALLY SCREAMING AND CRYING I HOPE SO HARD THAT THIS FICTIONAL CHARACTER BECOMES WHATEVER HE WANTS TO BECOME BRO
yesyesyesyesyes this! This one right here! I love this one because im a theater kid and he does bring the energy of one!!
✨ALSO✨ Guy mentioned a pitch meeting and the timeline mentioned his degree in creative writing, Plot Twist of all Plot Twists, the whole Redactoverse is written by Guy, all the magic boi characters were inspired by the weird people he saw around town delivering pizza
Oooo
God, I feel so bad for Eric. The cold season has been kicking his ass constantly with sickness and health problems. I hope they go away and give him a peaceful spring/summer ❤️
Guy deserves all the care! Such a sweet and chaotic character that you can only love! Who would hate this boi?!
Precious in every way👌
Guy always just feels like Erik being natural and that only adds to his charm
PLEASEEE HE CANT LAUGH BECAUSE HE STARTS COUGHING he's just like me..
Your sense of humor, is absolutely ✨GOLDEN✨
I could not stop laughing through half of the video💀😂
I WANNA DO A TIMESTAMP THING BUT ITS FULLY SELF INDULGENT W/ MY FAV PARTS
0:17 HONEY ABUSE ALREADY LOL
0:44 he so me fr
0:58 HES SO ME FR
1:25 dudes decomposing 😭
2:25 LITERALLY SO REAL
2:50 I LOVE THIS ALSO BETWIXT IS SUCH A COOL WORD 😍😍
3:20 IM CRYING
3:40 “ *im losing it* “ SO REAL
4:00 i hope betwixt becomes a reoccurring plot point
4:30 HELP??????????? HIT HIM HONEY
4:55 (??) “…SO ACT. PROVIDE CARE” I LOVE THIS
6:00 ITS OKAY YOURE TRYING YOUR BEST GUY YOURE SO PERVERSE
6:30 uh oh here comes the brattery
7:00 GUY NOT BEING THIRSTY??
7:20 I DEADLIFT GUY. DONT TRY ME
7:50 keep pouting bozo
8:10 I WAS WRITING THE TIMESTAMP THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GAURD HELP LMAOAO FIFTY SHADES OF HONEY HAS ME DEAD
8:30 ofc guy plays the switch (me fr 3)
9:00 it’s okay to be gross I’m gross all the time dw 🫶🏻
9:40 me fr 100% of the time every day
11:00 guy is so me fr
12:43 i saw another comment saying this part is sad and I AM NOT MENTALLY READY FOR IT PLEASE 😭😭😭
13:00 OH GOD IS HE CRYING OR SNIFFLING I CANT TELL
13:25 i think he was just sniffling okay okay
13:40 EVEN IN DEATH WE STILL HAVE VINES
13:50 GIGGLIGNGBAHAHRIAHROISQKOWPFJZJCHSJCHDH FOREHEAD KISSING IM CRYING
14:25 uh ohhhh
14:35 AWWWWWW
15:00 SCREAMING 51 SHADES IM LITERALLY DEAD
15:30 CACKLING YEAH TOO SUBDLE SORRY DIDNT GET IT
16:00 i LOVE HIM AUFH
16:15 CRYINGGGG
16:40 IM DEADDDDD
Giggles and screams and cries
I love this duddeeeeeee
I WANT TO BE THIS DUDEEEEEE
UGH.
anyways Gn all of y’all’s it’s 1am i need to sleep
That little “oh good!” Was so cute I can’t- ❤️❤️❤️❤️
as a person that’s sick rn this is very entertaining for me. Also Guy and Honey being compared to David and Angel is amazing and accurate
“Imma bad bitch you can’t kill me~” Iconic also him calling us being affectionate gross is so funny
“51 shades of honey oooo~”
Him: i am spinning in my head, and I’m stuck in this bed-
Me: bars🗿
"It's noT my FaUlt you Be LoOkiNG like a SnAKe" THE VOICE CRACKS!!!!
So... Headcanon that Guy and Angel are siblings, right? But like... David meeting Guy and just imagine, as siblings, Angel and Guy kind of keeping going back and forth with their innuendos trying to out-do each other so you have David just rubbing his face in an exasperated sigh mumbling "Gods, there's two of them..."
adding on my own hc. Honey is there basically mumbling the same as david, only now they both hear each other mumbling which ensues them both side eyeing each other before one of them instigates the argument before it’s just a david and honey fight 💀💀
@@ephxmerrxl4399 That's it! That's the scene! XD
Again this proves my headcannon that Guy and Angel are sibling!
The two hate being sick and wanna do something! ITS MY LITTLE HAPPY HEADCANNON AND NO ONE CAN TELL
ME OTHERWISE! THEY ARE SIBLINGS! SUE ME
I feel like they are related maybe same family? Same blood idk
“That’s called ✨quality time✨hunny💅*proceeds to blow a kiss💋”
Listener:oh my god,smh🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻
I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me😂
The devil works hard but Redacted ASMR works harder
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE IS EVERYTHING
Guy is just like me fr
at this point idk if I love him or love myself /hj
"Idk if I love him or love myself" is totally something guy would say.
bro i had to google some of the words this man says in playful banter 😭
my language arts teacher in the 8th grade complimented my vocabulary!
FIFTY SHADES OF HONEY LMFAOOO 😅😂😂😂😂
Why did I know he would make a prostate joke, how did I know??! 🤣🤣🤣
He really said if I'm gonna be sick at least I'm gonna make money out of it and I love it
Imagine sick David I feel like it would be a mess. He would either be the grumpiest of all grumps or be a little sweet and want cuddles
He's so cute! I can totally imagine that when I meet that special person, they act like this when they get sick. 🤣
But all jokes aside, Erik, we hope that you get better and that you get plenty of rest!
Guy being Angel’s twin brother should be canon fr😆🤡 the same goes for honey being David’s long lost sibling like I can’t with this🫠🤧
The fact that I'm sick right now makes this so much better LMAO I love this sillay dude
5:21 THIS WAS TOO FUNNY TO ME OMG I LOVE GUY, he is so goofy and is such a joy
This was so adorable it should be illegal. 🥰🥰🥰
Sorry you got hit with a double whammy this cold/flu season, Erik. ☹️ Comfort/reverse comfort for sickness is one of my favorite genres or audio, and I super appreciate you recording while sick, but I hope you know that we all want you to get all the rest you need and take all the time you need to get better. ❤️ We'll all be here waiting patiently when you're better.
Okay, my fave detail from this audio is that Honey loves Guy so much and knows him so well that they know that underneath his illness-fueled chaos there's some genuine emotion that he needs comfort and help to work through. Great writing, acting and characterization as usual! 😊😊😊
this is one of my absolute favourites on this channel, if not even the most favourite one, its just so.. unhinged and real and adorable in every way
Thank you Erik for amazing audio 🥰🥰 don't work too much now!! We need our amazing Erik to be happy and healthy! 🩵 But this Guy audio is my favorite of this year by far!🩷
The quick footsteps! Lol 😂 I can't, I love this so much. And I really do hope you feel better soon Erik, and that illness fucks off from you for a long time. Sending love!
All the love for Guy
Guys chaotic behavior got me loving him even more 😭
WHY AR THERE SO MY INAPPROPRIATE JOKES IN HERE AND WHY DO I LIKE IT
I say this every time a new audio comes out but this is my new favourite audio, I just love the fact this isn’t Guy it’s literally Erik talking about how he can’t work 😭 it’s okay buddy get well soon
But even when he’s sick af he still makes the funniest audio, I love Guy sm he’s one of the only characters without any angst, he’s the character you can make a video of him just rambling about nothing and it’s automatically my new favourite
I could absolutely lift guy. Stronk
I LOVE HIM. I SAW THE EARLY RELEASE AND SCREAMED.
I have a cavity from how sweet this audio is 🥹 the forehead kiss are you kiddinggggg
Chaos of our vocab king and fifty shades of honey!!!
It's 11:24 pm, And I have school tomorrow, But I couldn't help but rewatch this a few 12 times, yk yk
this is hilarious cause im really sick rn jwkekakwk my pookie wookie bookie
Erik you really need to take it easy. Rest and take care of yourself and I know it get annoying and feels like it'll never go away but babe you need to take care of yourself. So you can get back to your slaying as always self. ❤️
so... we all headcanon that guy is erik, right ?
Don’t you just hate it when your vocabulary betrays you? I know I do. Oh Guy, I want to take care of you but also put my hand over your mouth. Maybe, both. It really sucks when you’re sick and are forced to rest to the best of your capability, but intrusive thinking becomes more intrusive. Like, no intrusive thoughts, go disturb the peace in someone else’s head or don’t do any disturbing at all, you know.
Forehead kisses are sickeningly sweet (see what I did there?) and so are hand kisses. My favorite pizza menace, you do have a beautiful mind, but you also have a beautiful heart. Ahem, sappiness aside… Indeed, bad bitches don’t die, you got this, Guy.
I really do love how you challenge your own circumstances, Erik. You say, life wanna challenge me, I won’t go down without a fight. This was a really fun audio, even though you’re still recovering from being sick. You made the best of it and it was a wonderful surprise. Wishing you a continued recovery (for Guy, too)!
Guy is my go-to comfort character, ya'll have no idea how many times I've revisited his playlist after full on break downs
"If your looking to get prostrate with this prostate" I'm dead💀
Idk abt y’all but guy is one of my comfort characters on the this channel
“WhY wOulD YoU dO ThAt…be All teNdeR anD sWeEt that’s gross.. your gross~” 13:58 i’m dying. I love him so much.
GUYYY!! My fave boy
Him saying he needs his advil to kick in reminded me that I forgot to take my melatonin for the night. Thanks Erik!
nothing can tamper this mans perversions and poetics 💀
also get well soon erik:D
oh gosh i love guy!!!! ah!!!!! hope u feel better soon erik :)
The way that I was sick when this initially came out so I waited till I was better to listen to this masterpiece lmao
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THE GIGGLES ARE SO CUTEE
his sick voice is kinda... 😩
I needed this after being served angst by eris 😭
Im glad your feeling better!!
Him: We've some pretty good memories in there if you what I mean
Me: 0-0
I LOVE GUY SM THIS IS FANTASTIC 🫶🏻
Yeaaa more chaotic boyfriends is what I'm here for
We need one for all of the boys being sick and needing some tlc. XD love it!
Edit: AFTER you get better Eric!
i like to think that were as much as a safe place to him as he is to us
GUY YESS
Also hope you get better soon Erik
Does anyone else listen to Guy and wonder if this is what it is like to date Deadpool?
I love guy so much hes my precious baby
Also I hope you feel better darlin❤
What a perfect way to take advantage of being sick and having an asmr channel
Honey: *copy of David*
Guy: *copy of Angel*
We get a chance to be *✨Protective✨* and I just noticed that it doesn’t say “reverse comfort* like all the other sick ones so what would if our David Lister was sick would that be Reverse Comfort?
I'm glad you're feeling better, and thank you for the new audio. Lots of love❤❤
the perfect pizza boyfriend is back GOD I LOVE HIS SILLY GOOFY ASS SO MUCH this was adorable 😭😭
okay but your sick voice is cute
YOU’RE SPOILING US WITH GUY, ERIK/j
THANK YOU!!
wow this audio is spectacular!! i’ve been hoping to see some more serious and intimate content w guy and this really hit the proverbial spot!! i’ve always loved seeing silly goofballs get all emotional and communicate their true feelings to someone with whom they share a deep (and usually reciprocal) trust.
BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!!!!!!!!!
This is really so ironic cuz i'm DYING SICK rn, but who cares about that if i get to take care of the brat. I'll get better just right now to do it, actually ☝️😻
Nothing better than taking care of our chaotic boyfriend on a work loaded week 😂 but thank you Erik I really needed this
STOP BC 4:01 WAS SO FUNNY
Guy is so chaotic, I love him so much 😂
In all seriousness tho, hopefully you'll feel better soon Erik, thank you for the video but please, get some rest 😭
Uh-Oh new fav Redacted video 🤧😋
So amazing waking up with this 😍😍
guy is such a brat i love him
So happy to have found a boy like this❤
…i love guy as much as anyone…hes fucking great…but am i the one person who lovingly realized the bottom is literally the thingy from the angel proposal video?
i was like no way how do you get sick back to back like that and now i'm under the weather too 😭
Hope you get better soon 💕💕
The numbers on the tape are from the proposal video with David
Shhhhhhh pretend they're not
I feel like I love this one the best 😳😳 I might’ve a new challenger for Vincent’s position of my mate 😂😂
idk if im capable of handling guy as MY guy irl cuz he's chaotic asf lmao but couldn't imagine having to go for a day without him when you're already used to having him around everyday. having him sick like this and couldn't be himself fully is already hurting, imagine losing him fr 🥲 anws get well soon erik~ lotsa love ♥️
Erik is it possible to pass sickness through a screen. Because I'm now getting sick...I've been sick so many times with in such a small amount of it you'd think I'm being targeted TwT