All joking aside, as a chronically ill person, this hit hard. I know how easy it is to be frustrated when you're in pain and the world just keeps going without you. I hope you feel better soon.
Angel and Guy are definitely two sides of the same coin (maybe it's the Gremlin x Tsundere trope) but on another note I'm definitely scared to see what would happen if Erik put Angel, Guy and Gavin in the same room lmao
Guy: “You can push me into the bed, you cannot lift me into it Honey: *goes to lift him* Guy: “NO NO NO NO NO!” I like to believe we are perfectly capable of lifting Guy up!
even if honey couldn't smoothly and effortlessly lift guy, I could hear the "challenge accepted" before going in for the attempt. I might not be a graceful or gentle lift, but guy will end up on the bed.
If it were angel they would say : *FiFtY sHaDes Of dAveY* and they'd run off giggling before David could catch.....but eventually he'd def catch them and that would prolly be a spicy audio😅
I love Guy's vocabulary and references he's like a walking easter egg! Betwixt, supine, foible, I love those words and no one ever uses them. Plus I love the monty python peasant moment with "help, help, i'm bein' repressed!" XD and the muffled "how about you snap me some nudes while you're out there?!" followed by RAPID footsteps I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM
I remember you mentioned during a livestream a year ago that Guy has career plans beyond Max’s Rustic Pizza. The mention of “getting picked up for a pitch meeting” at 10:48 has me wondering if Guy is trying to become a TV series writer. He’s certainly got that high school theatre kid energy lol.
Omg wait that would be so cute!! It would also make sense because of all the stuff he says about the audience being disappointed every time Honey refuses his love lmaoo
SCREMAMFISNGSIAKDHL WAS LDNDJWHDHWHEHEJEJJDQIKWDHDHDUFIMDKDJZUDFXDTDYDNBDVDWHWYYEMSHKDKV SHSTL THAT IS SO HIM OMG. LIKE LITERALLY SCREAMING AND CRYING I HOPE SO HARD THAT THIS FICTIONAL CHARACTER BECOMES WHATEVER HE WANTS TO BECOME BRO
Timestamps: 0:04 - Guy already being a menace while sick 1:15 - “And it just makes me start to, yknow like, resent my own bed and I don’t wanna do that. I love my bed. I mean we made some pretty good memories in there if ya know what i mean ehh” *[violent coughing]* _“f*ck_ ow, that hurt” - Guy please 😭 😭 😭 2:13 - “I’m so fuuuuuuuuucking tiiiiired of sleeping. Like, I wanna go on a run or something. And you _know_ it’s bad when I actually _want_ to do cardio!” 3:01 - “Oh co- how is ‘betwixt’ the word that you had a problem with? That’s a great word!” *[Laugh]* Well how else are you gonna get to use the word ‘twix’ without it being a proper noun yknow?” *[...] [laugh]* “Ohhh! How bout you get _betwixt_ these fatal loins and show me?” 4:04, 16:06 - Guy blowing kisses ♥ 4:18 - “Oh, oh what now you have a problem with the word sup- oh I can’t f*kin sneeze- you got a problem with the word ‘supine’?? Okay well would you prefer I use the word ‘prostrate?’ Cuz listen if you’re lookin to get _prostrate_ with this _prostate_ I can-” *[pain, laughing]* “No you can’t hit me, I'm sick!!” 5:26 - “Like listen, yeah, it’s kinda hot when you’re just draggin me around, but not right now, I’m sick I can’t even make good on any of it!!!” 5:55 - “There are easier ways to shut me up, and when my immune system gets with the _f*ckin program_ I will gladly provide a demonstration ehhh” 6:29 - Guy fighting with Honey to not get back in bed, as he is the proverbial horse at the fabled water pffff 7:02 - *[Laugh]* “Yeah, I’m always thirsty.” *[Gremlin laugh]* “But hey, it’s not my fault you’re always lookin like a snack!” 7:23 - *Honey threatening to carry Guy into bed fskjdhsdfkj* 8:00 - “And how exactly do you expect to _keep_ me in this bed, now that you’ve got me here, hmm? Thought about that?” *[...]* “OoOooh, you gon tie me down fifty shades of honey oOOo” 8:56 - Honey offering to kiss Guy but him saying he’s gross at the moment lol 9:26 - *Serious Guy moment, and Honey going over to comfort him* 11:44 - Guy accidentally rhyming during his serious moment and hating it lol 12:43 - *“Can you just hold me for a sec?”* 13:30 - “Oh don’t you worry I’ll be back to my full menace self before you know it. I’m a bad b*tch, you can’t kill me!!” *[Laughing, pause] [Teasing]* “Aw eeeew you can’t give me a forehead kiss, that’s too sweet! Who are you? Why would you do that, being all tender and sweet, that’s gross, you’re gross!!” 14:33 - *[Kisses Honey’s hand]* “See? That’s all I wanted to do. I’d _rather_ kiss your _lips,_ but that’s a bad idea right now, so I’m settling for your hand. Wouldn’t be the first time, ehhh” 15:05 - “OoOOo don’t make a boy a promise! You better come use it to cover this mouth, fifty _one_ shades of Honey oOoOo” 15:37 - “I was afraid I was being too subtle yknow, i mean it's a very common foible of mine, yknow, falling into the trap of subtlety” 16:13 - “OooOooo but I get to watch that ass as you go oOoOo” *[Laugh]* “Show me that wagon you’re draggin sexy, ehhh” *[Laughing]* “Don’t flip me off, that’s rude!” 16:30 - Not Honey’s fast footsteps as they walk back to the bedroom to smack Guy after this LMAOO
i like to think that Guy is just what happens when Erik channels all of his chaotic energy AND all of his vocabulary and just kinda magically spews it into a script, i hope he's as fun to record as he is to listen to :D also hope you fully recover soon!! the scratchy voice was a great addition in terms of immersion but that can't be pleasant :( so while i really enjoyed dragging everyone's favourite Menace into bed to cuddle (and Honey could DEFINITELY pick him up and i'm sure he'd swoon over it) i wish you a super speedy full recovery! and, seriously, thanks for keeping us well fed even now, Erik! you're a legend ✨
Guy: “Oooh dont make a boy a promise” Sam: “Maybe ill buy a walker just so i can beat your ass with it.” Asher: “ooooh dont make a boy a promiseee” PLEASE tell me i wasnt the only one who caught that
God, I feel so bad for Eric. The cold season has been kicking his ass constantly with sickness and health problems. I hope they go away and give him a peaceful spring/summer ❤️
Love the little vulnerable moment we got with Guy. His upbeat, joking personality is so fun but it's nice to see a different side of him. He deserves all the forehead kisses ❤️❤️❤️
I think he forgot my name in the end card, but that's okay. 😂 The moment Guy started talking about being pissed at getting sick twice in such a short period of time, I could hear the acting melting away into genuine Erik annoyance, lmao
Depending on how recently you subbed to his patreon it could take a video or two to see ur name!! I remember when I subbed I didn't see my name at the next video's end card, I think it was the one after that!!
@@kilarthmac Thanks for the information! But I subbed months ago and have seen my name in multiple videos since then, just not this one. Not upset about it or anything, just find it a little funny. xD Our poor sick boy is trying his best!
I WANNA DO A TIMESTAMP THING BUT ITS FULLY SELF INDULGENT W/ MY FAV PARTS 0:17 HONEY ABUSE ALREADY LOL 0:44 he so me fr 0:58 HES SO ME FR 1:25 dudes decomposing 😭 2:25 LITERALLY SO REAL 2:50 I LOVE THIS ALSO BETWIXT IS SUCH A COOL WORD 😍😍 3:20 IM CRYING 3:40 “ *im losing it* “ SO REAL 4:00 i hope betwixt becomes a reoccurring plot point 4:30 HELP??????????? HIT HIM HONEY 4:55 (??) “…SO ACT. PROVIDE CARE” I LOVE THIS 6:00 ITS OKAY YOURE TRYING YOUR BEST GUY YOURE SO PERVERSE 6:30 uh oh here comes the brattery 7:00 GUY NOT BEING THIRSTY?? 7:20 I DEADLIFT GUY. DONT TRY ME 7:50 keep pouting bozo 8:10 I WAS WRITING THE TIMESTAMP THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GAURD HELP LMAOAO FIFTY SHADES OF HONEY HAS ME DEAD 8:30 ofc guy plays the switch (me fr 3) 9:00 it’s okay to be gross I’m gross all the time dw 🫶🏻 9:40 me fr 100% of the time every day 11:00 guy is so me fr 12:43 i saw another comment saying this part is sad and I AM NOT MENTALLY READY FOR IT PLEASE 😭😭😭 13:00 OH GOD IS HE CRYING OR SNIFFLING I CANT TELL 13:25 i think he was just sniffling okay okay 13:40 EVEN IN DEATH WE STILL HAVE VINES 13:50 GIGGLIGNGBAHAHRIAHROISQKOWPFJZJCHSJCHDH FOREHEAD KISSING IM CRYING 14:25 uh ohhhh 14:35 AWWWWWW 15:00 SCREAMING 51 SHADES IM LITERALLY DEAD 15:30 CACKLING YEAH TOO SUBDLE SORRY DIDNT GET IT 16:00 i LOVE HIM AUFH 16:15 CRYINGGGG 16:40 IM DEADDDDD Giggles and screams and cries I love this duddeeeeeee I WANT TO BE THIS DUDEEEEEE UGH. anyways Gn all of y’all’s it’s 1am i need to sleep
Get well soon, Erik!!! I hope you know we did not expect you to make any audios while sick! While the want for reverse-care sickness stuff is there, knowing that you're actually sick while recording this made me feel so bad listening to this audio (in a worried mom-friend way). Also, Guy was definitely either an English Literature kid or a theatre kid at school, no doubt about it with the use of words like "betwist", supine" and "foible" in 'normal' sentences. I'm still amazed at how Honey can get through Guy's monologues with a straight face; I am in awe!
I hope you get better soon Erik, but thank you for the Guy video!! He's one of my all time faves now ❤ Side note, I hope this video didn't make your throat feel worse because Guy's menace-ass sounded like it hurt at times 😭
Right!! The few moments it sounds painful and all I can think about is “ EIRK!!!! STAAAAP! Go to bed and rest!!!!! “ * launches multiple water bottles at him*
i felt like when guy was talking about how frustrated he was a little bit of erik leaked through, i can’t imagine how frustrating it would be to have basically the whole of march planned out and then getting a sickness that ruins it. keep fighting buddy! we’re here waiting patiently for you to get better ❤
Wait- Has anyone else noticed that the little part at the bottom with quotes from the video is actually from Davey's proposal video? Edit: Guy and Honey give me a whole new view on how David feels about Angel and it's actively improving my empathy.
I mean this in the most respectful and joking way possible… King, you’re voice is so screwed up and I hope you get better soon Also the way Erik plays sick Guy is perfect in every way possible
The quick footsteps! Lol 😂 I can't, I love this so much. And I really do hope you feel better soon Erik, and that illness fucks off from you for a long time. Sending love!
This was so adorable it should be illegal. 🥰🥰🥰 Sorry you got hit with a double whammy this cold/flu season, Erik. ☹️ Comfort/reverse comfort for sickness is one of my favorite genres or audio, and I super appreciate you recording while sick, but I hope you know that we all want you to get all the rest you need and take all the time you need to get better. ❤️ We'll all be here waiting patiently when you're better. Okay, my fave detail from this audio is that Honey loves Guy so much and knows him so well that they know that underneath his illness-fueled chaos there's some genuine emotion that he needs comfort and help to work through. Great writing, acting and characterization as usual! 😊😊😊
✨ALSO✨ Guy mentioned a pitch meeting and the timeline mentioned his degree in creative writing, Plot Twist of all Plot Twists, the whole Redactoverse is written by Guy, all the magic boi characters were inspired by the weird people he saw around town delivering pizza
Thank you Erik for amazing audio 🥰🥰 don't work too much now!! We need our amazing Erik to be happy and healthy! 🩵 But this Guy audio is my favorite of this year by far!🩷
So... Headcanon that Guy and Angel are siblings, right? But like... David meeting Guy and just imagine, as siblings, Angel and Guy kind of keeping going back and forth with their innuendos trying to out-do each other so you have David just rubbing his face in an exasperated sigh mumbling "Gods, there's two of them..."
adding on my own hc. Honey is there basically mumbling the same as david, only now they both hear each other mumbling which ensues them both side eyeing each other before one of them instigates the argument before it’s just a david and honey fight 💀💀
Omg I love Guy so much, he's such an adorable little dude 🍕❤️ (Some favorite moments) 2:30 - "look me. Look me In my BEAUTIFUL eyes" 3:40 - _"I'm losin' it!"_ me too buddy. Me too. 7:06 - Dang right I'm a snack 😎 8:10 - _50 shades of honey oOoOoO~_ 12:07 - "curse this beautiful mind I have!" 14:23 - "I'm your lover, don't you trust me??" 16:08 - him being his dramatic self 😌
Again this proves my headcannon that Guy and Angel are sibling! The two hate being sick and wanna do something! ITS MY LITTLE HAPPY HEADCANNON AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE! THEY ARE SIBLINGS! SUE ME
He's so cute! I can totally imagine that when I meet that special person, they act like this when they get sick. 🤣 But all jokes aside, Erik, we hope that you get better and that you get plenty of rest!
I say this every time a new audio comes out but this is my new favourite audio, I just love the fact this isn’t Guy it’s literally Erik talking about how he can’t work 😭 it’s okay buddy get well soon But even when he’s sick af he still makes the funniest audio, I love Guy sm he’s one of the only characters without any angst, he’s the character you can make a video of him just rambling about nothing and it’s automatically my new favourite
When I saw the "Angel" on the outline, I thought "so, wait, is guy really Angel?" Then I realized it's literally the outline for Davey's proposal vid. Mans is clearly tired. Take your time getting better, Erik 🤗
Erik you really need to take it easy. Rest and take care of yourself and I know it get annoying and feels like it'll never go away but babe you need to take care of yourself. So you can get back to your slaying as always self. ❤️
It's kinda funny that I'm listening to this considering the fact that I'm sick, this audio was super comforting though and helped me feel a little better. I love how chaotic guy is even when he's sick lol In all seriousness though, thank you for the amazing audio! I hope you feel better soon and that you have a speedy recovery Erik!
I hate that I had so much butterflies while studying and laying down while listening to youuu. Here I am blushin'' crazy. I really love your laughhhhh Ican listen to it all day long.
And here we have Guy proving once again why he's my favorite. 😮💨 I love him like an unhealthy amount at this point but I *do not* plan on stopping. He is the peppatoni to my pizza. The Guy to my Belt (Crood reference for anyone uncultured). The meme to my dead. The lipstick to my white Valentino bag. Need I go on?
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Erik: I am sick
All of us: Get some rest and take care of yourself!
Erik: Here's 17 minutes of me saying "Respectfully, *no."*
All joking aside, as a chronically ill person, this hit hard. I know how easy it is to be frustrated when you're in pain and the world just keeps going without you.
I hope you feel better soon.
Yeah exactly 😂
@@elphieofkiamoko dawg. That hit hard. It’s like you need to catch up but no matter how hard you try , you just keep getting left behind
Lmao frrr
"Fifty Shades of Honey" I CANT💀💀
One of the best lines honestly
IM CRYING
guy is really what angel would sound like if they were voiced by erik lmfao, i have never felt more like davey than now
That's what I've been thinking!?! My first time listening to Guy, I was like "When did I become Davey? Is this our angel? Lmao"
Angel and Guy are definitely two sides of the same coin (maybe it's the Gremlin x Tsundere trope) but on another note I'm definitely scared to see what would happen if Erik put Angel, Guy and Gavin in the same room lmao
@@Nightshade1217 best comment
@@Nightshade1217 imagine if Angel andGuy where siblings 😂😂
@@peachbliss4435 YES
Bro, his little "eh 😜" after any inappropriate comment gets me every. damn. time.
FR
“You can't hit me! I'm sick!” I'm sick too, it's friendly fire.
IT WAS NOT NECESSARY FOR ME TO LAUGH SO HARD AT THIS COMMENT
@@yuichanva5123 Hehehehe 🫶
exactly
Guy: “You can push me into the bed, you cannot lift me into it
Honey: *goes to lift him*
Guy: “NO NO NO NO NO!”
I like to believe we are perfectly capable of lifting Guy up!
I like to imagine that he weighs like couple of grapes to us.
Guy: do I even weigh anything to you?
Honey: no. It's like holding a couple of grapes
Me: Make me angry enough and I can body throw you onto it. Wanna test that theory?
even if honey couldn't smoothly and effortlessly lift guy, I could hear the "challenge accepted" before going in for the attempt. I might not be a graceful or gentle lift, but guy will end up on the bed.
Out of spite I will now go and work out my arms so that I can easily lift him
4:02 "Thats not nothing that's quality time honey~" *Blows flywing kiss*
RAAAAAAAAGSGSGSGGDHWHAHHHH I LOVE THIS MAN FRRR
5:05 “you love to say that you’re a person of action not words, so ACT provide CARE” took me out i love him
Honey is one of my favorite listeners! I love the relationship Guy and Honey have. They are basically the opposite of Davey and Angel and I love it.
I highly believe angel and guy are related XD
@@Wayward_Insomniac probably not.
however, they may have grown up together
@@wolfieisacat13 it’s just a lil head-cannon of mine ☺️
@@Wayward_Insomniac is a cute one
@@wolfieisacat13 thank you 😊
"that's called quality time honey~" *blows kiss* god i love him.
no one:
not even Angel (maybe):
Guy: *fIFTy ShADeS oF HoNEy*
If it were angel they would say : *FiFtY sHaDes Of dAveY* and they'd run off giggling before David could catch.....but eventually he'd def catch them and that would prolly be a spicy audio😅
the subtle touch of honeys footsteps rusHING at the end is absolute crack up
“That’s not nothing that’s called quality time honey” is my favourite line
3:59
YAS
i live for guy’s voicecracks 💀
and my heart shattered when he asked to be held 😭
The parallel to David and Angel is adorable 😭
We love a being a David Listener and a Angel Speaker
guy 100% writes fanfic. He is an ao3 FIEND
12:43 my heart is hurting, i think this is one of the only times we've seen guy be emotional with us
Guy: "you can push me into the bed you cannot lift me into it."
Honey: YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME MORTAL?!
This comment has me *WHEEZING*
I love Guy's vocabulary and references he's like a walking easter egg! Betwixt, supine, foible, I love those words and no one ever uses them. Plus I love the monty python peasant moment with "help, help, i'm bein' repressed!" XD and the muffled "how about you snap me some nudes while you're out there?!" followed by RAPID footsteps I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM
I remember you mentioned during a livestream a year ago that Guy has career plans beyond Max’s Rustic Pizza. The mention of “getting picked up for a pitch meeting” at 10:48 has me wondering if Guy is trying to become a TV series writer. He’s certainly got that high school theatre kid energy lol.
Omg that would be so cool🥺✨✨
Omg wait that would be so cute!! It would also make sense because of all the stuff he says about the audience being disappointed every time Honey refuses his love lmaoo
SCREMAMFISNGSIAKDHL WAS LDNDJWHDHWHEHEJEJJDQIKWDHDHDUFIMDKDJZUDFXDTDYDNBDVDWHWYYEMSHKDKV SHSTL THAT IS SO HIM OMG. LIKE LITERALLY SCREAMING AND CRYING I HOPE SO HARD THAT THIS FICTIONAL CHARACTER BECOMES WHATEVER HE WANTS TO BECOME BRO
yesyesyesyesyes this! This one right here! I love this one because im a theater kid and he does bring the energy of one!!
The way my heart shattered when Guy has a breakdown. I’m physically hurting for him ❤️🩹
Timestamps:
0:04 - Guy already being a menace while sick
1:15 - “And it just makes me start to, yknow like, resent my own bed and I don’t wanna do that. I love my bed. I mean we made some pretty good memories in there if ya know what i mean ehh” *[violent coughing]* _“f*ck_ ow, that hurt”
- Guy please 😭 😭 😭
2:13 - “I’m so fuuuuuuuuucking tiiiiired of sleeping. Like, I wanna go on a run or something. And you _know_ it’s bad when I actually _want_ to do cardio!”
3:01 - “Oh co- how is ‘betwixt’ the word that you had a problem with? That’s a great word!” *[Laugh]* Well how else are you gonna get to use the word ‘twix’ without it being a proper noun yknow?” *[...] [laugh]* “Ohhh! How bout you get _betwixt_ these fatal loins and show me?”
4:04, 16:06 - Guy blowing kisses ♥
4:18 - “Oh, oh what now you have a problem with the word sup- oh I can’t f*kin sneeze- you got a problem with the word ‘supine’?? Okay well would you prefer I use the word ‘prostrate?’ Cuz listen if you’re lookin to get _prostrate_ with this _prostate_ I can-” *[pain, laughing]* “No you can’t hit me, I'm sick!!”
5:26 - “Like listen, yeah, it’s kinda hot when you’re just draggin me around, but not right now, I’m sick I can’t even make good on any of it!!!”
5:55 - “There are easier ways to shut me up, and when my immune system gets with the _f*ckin program_ I will gladly provide a demonstration ehhh”
6:29 - Guy fighting with Honey to not get back in bed, as he is the proverbial horse at the fabled water pffff
7:02 - *[Laugh]* “Yeah, I’m always thirsty.” *[Gremlin laugh]* “But hey, it’s not my fault you’re always lookin like a snack!”
7:23 - *Honey threatening to carry Guy into bed fskjdhsdfkj*
8:00 - “And how exactly do you expect to _keep_ me in this bed, now that you’ve got me here, hmm? Thought about that?” *[...]* “OoOooh, you gon tie me down fifty shades of honey oOOo”
8:56 - Honey offering to kiss Guy but him saying he’s gross at the moment lol
9:26 - *Serious Guy moment, and Honey going over to comfort him*
11:44 - Guy accidentally rhyming during his serious moment and hating it lol
12:43 - *“Can you just hold me for a sec?”*
13:30 - “Oh don’t you worry I’ll be back to my full menace self before you know it. I’m a bad b*tch, you can’t kill me!!” *[Laughing, pause] [Teasing]* “Aw eeeew you can’t give me a forehead kiss, that’s too sweet! Who are you? Why would you do that, being all tender and sweet, that’s gross, you’re gross!!”
14:33 - *[Kisses Honey’s hand]* “See? That’s all I wanted to do. I’d _rather_ kiss your _lips,_ but that’s a bad idea right now, so I’m settling for your hand. Wouldn’t be the first time, ehhh”
15:05 - “OoOOo don’t make a boy a promise! You better come use it to cover this mouth, fifty _one_ shades of Honey oOoOo”
15:37 - “I was afraid I was being too subtle yknow, i mean it's a very common foible of mine, yknow, falling into the trap of subtlety”
16:13 - “OooOooo but I get to watch that ass as you go oOoOo” *[Laugh]* “Show me that wagon you’re draggin sexy, ehhh” *[Laughing]* “Don’t flip me off, that’s rude!”
16:30 - Not Honey’s fast footsteps as they walk back to the bedroom to smack Guy after this LMAOO
I appreciate all the dedication you put into this, hope you have a sweet week
Thank you
Thank you again! You deserve so much! 🫶🏻
I hope your pillows are cold on both sides or at least the way you like them.
The Shakespearean references😂😂😂!!!
Guy deserves all the care! Such a sweet and chaotic character that you can only love! Who would hate this boi?!
THE PROSTATE JOKE 😭😭 i hate him sm (lovingly)
i like to think that Guy is just what happens when Erik channels all of his chaotic energy AND all of his vocabulary and just kinda magically spews it into a script, i hope he's as fun to record as he is to listen to :D
also hope you fully recover soon!! the scratchy voice was a great addition in terms of immersion but that can't be pleasant :( so while i really enjoyed dragging everyone's favourite Menace into bed to cuddle (and Honey could DEFINITELY pick him up and i'm sure he'd swoon over it) i wish you a super speedy full recovery! and, seriously, thanks for keeping us well fed even now, Erik! you're a legend ✨
Precious in every way👌
Guy always just feels like Erik being natural and that only adds to his charm
Guy:
“Oooh dont make a boy a promise”
Sam: “Maybe ill buy a walker just so i can beat your ass with it.”
Asher: “ooooh dont make a boy a promiseee”
PLEASE tell me i wasnt the only one who caught that
God, I feel so bad for Eric. The cold season has been kicking his ass constantly with sickness and health problems. I hope they go away and give him a peaceful spring/summer ❤️
"It's noT my FaUlt you Be LoOkiNG like a SnAKe" THE VOICE CRACKS!!!!
More and more convinced that Guy is a dramatic version of Erik 😂
Some of us call Guy “livestream Erik” 😂
Lmao
If Guy doesn't win the March Redacted competition I'm going to riot
“That’s called ✨quality time✨hunny💅*proceeds to blow a kiss💋”
Listener:oh my god,smh🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻
Honey could 100% pick guy up
Once again pushing my Bear shifter Honey headcanon
Your sense of humor, is absolutely ✨GOLDEN✨
I could not stop laughing through half of the video💀😂
Love the little vulnerable moment we got with Guy. His upbeat, joking personality is so fun but it's nice to see a different side of him. He deserves all the forehead kisses ❤️❤️❤️
Any day we get a Guy audio, you know it’s gonna be a great day
I think he forgot my name in the end card, but that's okay. 😂
The moment Guy started talking about being pissed at getting sick twice in such a short period of time, I could hear the acting melting away into genuine Erik annoyance, lmao
Yes for a moment I thought it was Erik just talking to us, but then I was like no Erik never breaks the 4th wall.
@@Cristy1391 of course not, he would never. That's echo's job :)
@@bigbrownbootsLMAOO
Depending on how recently you subbed to his patreon it could take a video or two to see ur name!! I remember when I subbed I didn't see my name at the next video's end card, I think it was the one after that!!
@@kilarthmac Thanks for the information! But I subbed months ago and have seen my name in multiple videos since then, just not this one. Not upset about it or anything, just find it a little funny. xD Our poor sick boy is trying his best!
this was such a rollercoaster im glad i stayed awake to see it come out
That little “oh good!” Was so cute I can’t- ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I WANNA DO A TIMESTAMP THING BUT ITS FULLY SELF INDULGENT W/ MY FAV PARTS
0:17 HONEY ABUSE ALREADY LOL
0:44 he so me fr
0:58 HES SO ME FR
1:25 dudes decomposing 😭
2:25 LITERALLY SO REAL
2:50 I LOVE THIS ALSO BETWIXT IS SUCH A COOL WORD 😍😍
3:20 IM CRYING
3:40 “ *im losing it* “ SO REAL
4:00 i hope betwixt becomes a reoccurring plot point
4:30 HELP??????????? HIT HIM HONEY
4:55 (??) “…SO ACT. PROVIDE CARE” I LOVE THIS
6:00 ITS OKAY YOURE TRYING YOUR BEST GUY YOURE SO PERVERSE
6:30 uh oh here comes the brattery
7:00 GUY NOT BEING THIRSTY??
7:20 I DEADLIFT GUY. DONT TRY ME
7:50 keep pouting bozo
8:10 I WAS WRITING THE TIMESTAMP THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GAURD HELP LMAOAO FIFTY SHADES OF HONEY HAS ME DEAD
8:30 ofc guy plays the switch (me fr 3)
9:00 it’s okay to be gross I’m gross all the time dw 🫶🏻
9:40 me fr 100% of the time every day
11:00 guy is so me fr
12:43 i saw another comment saying this part is sad and I AM NOT MENTALLY READY FOR IT PLEASE 😭😭😭
13:00 OH GOD IS HE CRYING OR SNIFFLING I CANT TELL
13:25 i think he was just sniffling okay okay
13:40 EVEN IN DEATH WE STILL HAVE VINES
13:50 GIGGLIGNGBAHAHRIAHROISQKOWPFJZJCHSJCHDH FOREHEAD KISSING IM CRYING
14:25 uh ohhhh
14:35 AWWWWWW
15:00 SCREAMING 51 SHADES IM LITERALLY DEAD
15:30 CACKLING YEAH TOO SUBDLE SORRY DIDNT GET IT
16:00 i LOVE HIM AUFH
16:15 CRYINGGGG
16:40 IM DEADDDDD
Giggles and screams and cries
I love this duddeeeeeee
I WANT TO BE THIS DUDEEEEEE
UGH.
anyways Gn all of y’all’s it’s 1am i need to sleep
as a person that’s sick rn this is very entertaining for me. Also Guy and Honey being compared to David and Angel is amazing and accurate
“Imma bad bitch you can’t kill me~” Iconic also him calling us being affectionate gross is so funny
“51 shades of honey oooo~”
Get well soon, Erik!!!
I hope you know we did not expect you to make any audios while sick! While the want for reverse-care sickness stuff is there, knowing that you're actually sick while recording this made me feel so bad listening to this audio (in a worried mom-friend way).
Also, Guy was definitely either an English Literature kid or a theatre kid at school, no doubt about it with the use of words like "betwist", supine" and "foible" in 'normal' sentences.
I'm still amazed at how Honey can get through Guy's monologues with a straight face; I am in awe!
i’m actually so in love with this man
I hope you get better soon Erik, but thank you for the Guy video!! He's one of my all time faves now ❤
Side note, I hope this video didn't make your throat feel worse because Guy's menace-ass sounded like it hurt at times 😭
Right!! The few moments it sounds painful and all I can think about is “ EIRK!!!! STAAAAP! Go to bed and rest!!!!! “ * launches multiple water bottles at him*
i felt like when guy was talking about how frustrated he was a little bit of erik leaked through, i can’t imagine how frustrating it would be to have basically the whole of march planned out and then getting a sickness that ruins it. keep fighting buddy! we’re here waiting patiently for you to get better ❤
Wait-
Has anyone else noticed that the little part at the bottom with quotes from the video is actually from Davey's proposal video?
Edit: Guy and Honey give me a whole new view on how David feels about Angel and it's actively improving my empathy.
Yeah I noticed it too. I was just waiting on someone to say it! 😅
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE IS EVERYTHING
"oh you're gonna tie me down fifty shades of ✨honey 🍯✨" 🤣👍🏻
PLEASEEE HE CANT LAUGH BECAUSE HE STARTS COUGHING he's just like me..
I mean this in the most respectful and joking way possible… King, you’re voice is so screwed up and I hope you get better soon
Also the way Erik plays sick Guy is perfect in every way possible
Him: i am spinning in my head, and I’m stuck in this bed-
Me: bars🗿
The fact that I'm sick right now makes this so much better LMAO I love this sillay dude
5:21 THIS WAS TOO FUNNY TO ME OMG I LOVE GUY, he is so goofy and is such a joy
The quick footsteps! Lol 😂 I can't, I love this so much. And I really do hope you feel better soon Erik, and that illness fucks off from you for a long time. Sending love!
This was so adorable it should be illegal. 🥰🥰🥰
Sorry you got hit with a double whammy this cold/flu season, Erik. ☹️ Comfort/reverse comfort for sickness is one of my favorite genres or audio, and I super appreciate you recording while sick, but I hope you know that we all want you to get all the rest you need and take all the time you need to get better. ❤️ We'll all be here waiting patiently when you're better.
Okay, my fave detail from this audio is that Honey loves Guy so much and knows him so well that they know that underneath his illness-fueled chaos there's some genuine emotion that he needs comfort and help to work through. Great writing, acting and characterization as usual! 😊😊😊
✨ALSO✨ Guy mentioned a pitch meeting and the timeline mentioned his degree in creative writing, Plot Twist of all Plot Twists, the whole Redactoverse is written by Guy, all the magic boi characters were inspired by the weird people he saw around town delivering pizza
Oooo
Thank you Erik for amazing audio 🥰🥰 don't work too much now!! We need our amazing Erik to be happy and healthy! 🩵 But this Guy audio is my favorite of this year by far!🩷
So... Headcanon that Guy and Angel are siblings, right? But like... David meeting Guy and just imagine, as siblings, Angel and Guy kind of keeping going back and forth with their innuendos trying to out-do each other so you have David just rubbing his face in an exasperated sigh mumbling "Gods, there's two of them..."
adding on my own hc. Honey is there basically mumbling the same as david, only now they both hear each other mumbling which ensues them both side eyeing each other before one of them instigates the argument before it’s just a david and honey fight 💀💀
@@ephxmerrxl4399 That's it! That's the scene! XD
“WhY wOulD YoU dO ThAt…be All teNdeR anD sWeEt that’s gross.. your gross~” 13:58 i’m dying. I love him so much.
That pause where he just stopped foolin around and just needed a cuddle because he was frustrated i died for that🥹
The devil works hard but Redacted ASMR works harder
Omg I love Guy so much, he's such an adorable little dude 🍕❤️
(Some favorite moments)
2:30 - "look me. Look me In my BEAUTIFUL eyes"
3:40 - _"I'm losin' it!"_ me too buddy. Me too.
7:06 - Dang right I'm a snack 😎
8:10 - _50 shades of honey oOoOoO~_
12:07 - "curse this beautiful mind I have!"
14:23 - "I'm your lover, don't you trust me??"
16:08 - him being his dramatic self 😌
I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me😂
this is one of my absolute favourites on this channel, if not even the most favourite one, its just so.. unhinged and real and adorable in every way
All the love for Guy
Again this proves my headcannon that Guy and Angel are sibling!
The two hate being sick and wanna do something! ITS MY LITTLE HAPPY HEADCANNON AND NO ONE CAN TELL
ME OTHERWISE! THEY ARE SIBLINGS! SUE ME
I feel like they are related maybe same family? Same blood idk
He's so cute! I can totally imagine that when I meet that special person, they act like this when they get sick. 🤣
But all jokes aside, Erik, we hope that you get better and that you get plenty of rest!
Erik has been feeding us with the Guy content
Imagine sick David I feel like it would be a mess. He would either be the grumpiest of all grumps or be a little sweet and want cuddles
FIFTY SHADES OF HONEY LMFAOOO 😅😂😂😂😂
He really said if I'm gonna be sick at least I'm gonna make money out of it and I love it
Guy is just like me fr
at this point idk if I love him or love myself /hj
"Idk if I love him or love myself" is totally something guy would say.
Why did I know he would make a prostate joke, how did I know??! 🤣🤣🤣
I feel like this audio is borderline Erik venting of how far gone this sickness has him
im only here to send you healing vibes hhh. get well soon 🖤 stay hydrated and rest adequately Erik. love you and thank you for all that you do.
alternate title:
erik rants about being sick while refusing to take it easy
Guy being Angel’s twin brother should be canon fr😆🤡 the same goes for honey being David’s long lost sibling like I can’t with this🫠🤧
I say this every time a new audio comes out but this is my new favourite audio, I just love the fact this isn’t Guy it’s literally Erik talking about how he can’t work 😭 it’s okay buddy get well soon
But even when he’s sick af he still makes the funniest audio, I love Guy sm he’s one of the only characters without any angst, he’s the character you can make a video of him just rambling about nothing and it’s automatically my new favourite
Now i think we need a reverse sick comfort with Guy 👀👀
When I saw the "Angel" on the outline, I thought "so, wait, is guy really Angel?" Then I realized it's literally the outline for Davey's proposal vid. Mans is clearly tired. Take your time getting better, Erik 🤗
bro i had to google some of the words this man says in playful banter 😭
my language arts teacher in the 8th grade complimented my vocabulary!
3:56 to 4:06
The way he said honey 🦋
When I tell you this is my favorite asmr character ever
I have a cavity from how sweet this audio is 🥹 the forehead kiss are you kiddinggggg
okay but your sick voice is cute
Guy is my go-to comfort character, ya'll have no idea how many times I've revisited his playlist after full on break downs
Erik you really need to take it easy. Rest and take care of yourself and I know it get annoying and feels like it'll never go away but babe you need to take care of yourself. So you can get back to your slaying as always self. ❤️
I LOVE THIS FICTIONAL MAN SO MUCH HELPP
I LOVE HIM. I SAW THE EARLY RELEASE AND SCREAMED.
Guys chaotic behavior got me loving him even more 😭
thanks so much Eric, I love your audios!
4:32 I just laughed so hard i think I popped a lung 💀
It's kinda funny that I'm listening to this considering the fact that I'm sick, this audio was super comforting though and helped me feel a little better. I love how chaotic guy is even when he's sick lol
In all seriousness though, thank you for the amazing audio! I hope you feel better soon and that you have a speedy recovery Erik!
WHY AR THERE SO MY INAPPROPRIATE JOKES IN HERE AND WHY DO I LIKE IT
LMFAOOO THE FACT THAT I CAN PICTURE HONEY FLIPPING HIM OFF AT THE END 💀
Chaos of our vocab king and fifty shades of honey!!!
I hate that I had so much butterflies while studying and laying down while listening to youuu. Here I am blushin'' crazy. I really love your laughhhhh Ican listen to it all day long.
SLEEPING CAN WAIT *they said surronded by the empty monster cans and cups of coffee 😀*
this was the most amazing thing ever
And here we have Guy proving once again why he's my favorite. 😮💨 I love him like an unhealthy amount at this point but I *do not* plan on stopping.
He is the peppatoni to my pizza. The Guy to my Belt (Crood reference for anyone uncultured). The meme to my dead. The lipstick to my white Valentino bag.
Need I go on?