My favourite moment will always be: Arin: I'm gonna do something real stupid. Arin: And we'll see how it plays out, ~in the end~ Dan: Checkmate Arin: *SHIT!!!*
Dan: /soothing monologue describing the calm beauty of the environment/ Arin: "I'm gonna lay facedown on the radiator" Perfectly balanced as all things should be
It's so hard to tell how good Dan is with competition like this. I mean, watching Arin play chess is like watching a smart dog play chess. He doesn't really know what he's doing, but he's all to happy to be there. (When he's not raging, that is.)
Arin: I swear to god, if I read one comment that's like "aRiN sUcKs aT cHeSs.." Game Grumps editors: *organizing a full compilation of Arin sucking at chess*
9:00 Arin playing Tennis: “I’m an unstoppable AI machine. A learning computer.” *SHIT!!!!* Arin playing Chess: “I’m gonna do somethin’ real stupid and we’ll see how it plays out….” *SHIT!!!!* So funny🤣
What's funny is I legit have no idea how good Dan is at chess. I guess he has some talent but it's like watching someone fight a toddler: they could be an athlete or a heroine addict and the toddler would still look the same.
I love how Arin goes into an existential crisis and questions everything he does while Dan has the time of his life, is as cool as a cucumber, and inadvertently destroys Arin without meaning to.
It's chess the rule of chess is always be atleast two steps ahead of the opponent, In this case Dan is light yrs ahead of arin from the start of ANY chess game
The only thing this compilation was missing was an exchange from an episode that eludes me atm. Dan, upon winning again: Good game, Arin! Arin, after a brief moment of silence: Except it's not a good game, because I LoOoOoOoOsT!
5:30 - That was one of the best moments in their chess history, but so was that particular episode 9:07 - 11:01 - Oh yeah, that one was great too 21:22 - Hahahahaha
Bro Arin doesn't even win every Wheel of Fortune. Being player 1 doesn't even mean anything cause there are still times when Dan wins too. Plus, he's lucky to even have that little triumph because Dan pretty much wins every competitive game he has prior experience at, whether it's Monopoly, Checkers, or Chess.
@@resileaf9501and here I thought they were called “Rooks” as a carryover from when the pieces used to be based off of chariots instead of castles, with the name “Rook” being derived from “rukh”, the Persian word for chariot.
i like picturing them in a quiet, peaceful library on a rainy fall day. people studying and reading calmly around them only to get disturbed by arin going "SHIT" after every turn
Grumps chess drinking game: Take a drink every time Arin asks if this is en passant. Take another drink when Dan has to explain to him again what en passant is.
9:25 Arin asking Dan, "Do you like this?" and 9:35, "Just like beating the 💩 out of me all day every day, I can't handle it. What am I supposed to do??" Lmao!! 🤣
One day, Arin will win a game of chess against Dan. On that day, his victory scream will reverberate through space so hard I'll feel it from my retirement home on Mars.
It was like knight and day when the recently knighted horse Sir Muffins of Tinkleberries instructed Arin on the art of chess thereby drastically improving Arin's chess prowess thus finally ultimately allowing him to prevail over Dan.
Arin, even tho you are having fun (for the most part) when playing chess against Dan, you still suffer through these intense chessneurisms. I just wanted to let you know, that your pain is what made me laugh so hard so many times and continues to do so. Your agony and perseverance are inspiring and entertaining alike, and there isn't a single day that goes by without me being thankful for you and Dan doing these videos. From the bottom of my heart Thank you, you beautiful souls and people, for providing laughter for so many of us ...albeit at the expense of your own sanity Thank you
we're watching masters at work
we need an official guess from Levy on their elo
"now I've got him on the ropes..."
*Pisses*
Chess itself has now acknowledged The Grumps
Dan for Pogchamps 6?
@@livingex Arin Hanson tho
My favourite moment will always be:
Arin: I'm gonna do something real stupid.
Arin: And we'll see how it plays out, ~in the end~
Dan: Checkmate
Arin: *SHIT!!!*
Yup, that and the breakdown to Ave Maria are unmitigated delights.
You gotta hand it to Arin: He delivers what he promises.
I forgot how goddamn funny that whole scene was. Just amazing how bad Arin is at chess. I mean, I'm worse, so I can't talk.
A good one, but it doesn't hold a candle to "WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND???"
"The legend of the anus" will always kill me. And "what dont you understand!?!"
Dan: /soothing monologue describing the calm beauty of the environment/
Arin: "I'm gonna lay facedown on the radiator"
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
Its one of those quotes that occasionally pops up in a compilation that makes me cry laugh every time
Dan's asmr/d&d narration vibes lulled me into a false sense of security and then Arin kicked me off a cliff with that line, holy crap
The best response from salty loss Arin ❤
alternate title: dan absolutely rips arin’s whole ass apart at chess for 29 minutes
That's a lotta ass to rip
Hmm. Kinky.
had me in the first half ngl 😳
You had me until "at chess"
What's hilarious is there's a compilation titled "Dan stomps Arin's ass at chess for 40 minutes" lmao it's one of my favorites
I constantly quote “I wanna lay face down on the radiator” whenever I face any minor inconvenience
"My dad works at Nintendo, I SHOULDNT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS"
Always gets me lol
I say this to myself every time I'm stressed out and it makes me feel better lol
Danny saying Shang Tsung wrote The Art of War is low key the funniest most unexpected joke of this compilation.
Along with Arin's immediate reaction, it's definitely one of my favorite jokes :D
My favorite art of War quote has to be
"Your balls could be our balls, but they won't be, will they? (Real shit!)"
He said it so casually, like he really thought Shang Tsung wrote The Art of War 😂
It's so hard to tell how good Dan is with competition like this. I mean, watching Arin play chess is like watching a smart dog play chess. He doesn't really know what he's doing, but he's all to happy to be there. (When he's not raging, that is.)
Agreed
Happy? thats... a word for it, I guess
I came to the comments to get a breather from laughing at Arin too much and this comment almost made me spit my drink
Much like a dog, he'll completely forget why he felt that way in 2 minutes
@@olimar243 a d h dog
Arin: Dan, I wish to suffer.
Dan: What?
Arin: Sorry, I meant, I want to play chess with you
Arin:
I swear to god, if I read one comment that's like "aRiN sUcKs aT cHeSs.."
Game Grumps editors:
*organizing a full compilation of Arin sucking at chess*
Nobody loses a game of chess like Arin Hanson.
9:00
Arin playing Tennis:
“I’m an unstoppable AI machine.
A learning computer.”
*SHIT!!!!*
Arin playing Chess:
“I’m gonna do somethin’ real stupid and we’ll see how it plays out….”
*SHIT!!!!*
So funny🤣
“Ima fucking child! I don’t know what I’m doing!”
Best chess moment from Arin bad-at-chess Hanson
What's funny is I legit have no idea how good Dan is at chess. I guess he has some talent but it's like watching someone fight a toddler: they could be an athlete or a heroine addict and the toddler would still look the same.
i dunno, and athlete would be sporting about it, but a junky might eat the kid's face.
He's... Competent. That's about it lol
this entire video is "ADHD vs OCD" and i genuinely love it so much
whoa that's literally what it is
Except ADHD doesn't actually exist.
@@StarcatMkVyo mama doesn't actually exist.
@@_Reikiiroyou know who else doesn't actually exist?
My mom!
@@It_sSophiaUwU
9:02 probably one of my favorite GG moments of all time! IT’S SO PERFECT!!
Arins overconfidence blowing up in his face will always be some of the greatest moments
12:40 "I'm gonna lay face down on the radiator" I'm stealing that one
Possibly the greatest "check this out" Arin moment in history. 9:00
That echo sounded organic like four microphones picked up simultaneously. Instant side stitch moment!
@@kenjones9326 I imagine he threw himself back with that scream 🤣
Lmao! Watching that whole section again had me laughing so hard, I couldn’t help but repeat it a few times!
15:27 is a great moment too, because he’s accepted his fate at this point. Both are peak GameGrumps moments.
@@kenjones9326 Holy crap I hadn't noticed the echo! That makes it even funnier
Everyone loves a calm game of chess. Arin: GRRRRAAHHH
11:06 I love how you can hear Dan struggle not to correct Arin.
I love how Arin goes into an existential crisis and questions everything he does while Dan has the time of his life, is as cool as a cucumber, and inadvertently destroys Arin without meaning to.
There is nothing inadvertent about the way Dan plays chess to destroy his opponent. It is extremely deliberate.
It's chess the rule of chess is always be atleast two steps ahead of the opponent, In this case Dan is light yrs ahead of arin from the start of ANY chess game
Arin is the grump while Danny is not so grump. This compilation just proves it.
Arin :"Watch this pro gamer move."
(Freaking cheakmates himself)
"F@CK YOU'RE TRULY THE MASTER CHESSER!"
The only thing this compilation was missing was an exchange from an episode that eludes me atm.
Dan, upon winning again: Good game, Arin!
Arin, after a brief moment of silence: Except it's not a good game, because I LoOoOoOoOsT!
I think it was their first Chess Ultra ep?
Daddy's gonna kiss you bit is so freaking hilarious.
My favorite chess moment was when Arin in his best skeletor impression says "CHESS IS A GAME OF SKILL!"
8:55 is a legendary moment in the history of chess
8:20 He's playing the king's fianchetto opening. Insane skill that he figured that out without any help
I’ve never noticed Dan’s soft little “checkmate” at 9:08 😂
Arin: “Why do people watch this show?!”
Arin, I think that question answers itself everyday 😂😂
Arin treats chess like its an actual war and any piece that gets taken is full battalion of soliders killed.
3:25 Arin plays chess like he’s already in zugzwang before he’s even made a move.
God I just can't get enough of how unhinged Arin gets whenever he plays chess, hope there will be more chess in the future.
12:18 I'm gonna time stamp this cause i reference this all the time and i can never find a clip of it
5:30 - That was one of the best moments in their chess history, but so was that particular episode
9:07 - 11:01 - Oh yeah, that one was great too
21:22 - Hahahahaha
I like watching these becaause it gives Dan much deserved pay back for all the times Arin wins at Wheel of Forturne, simply by being player 1.
Bro Arin doesn't even win every Wheel of Fortune. Being player 1 doesn't even mean anything cause there are still times when Dan wins too. Plus, he's lucky to even have that little triumph because Dan pretty much wins every competitive game he has prior experience at, whether it's Monopoly, Checkers, or Chess.
I’m pretty sure the day Arin beats Danny at chess, he will be happier than when Up Dog happened.
That's a high bar
my favorite part is how it cuts to the next moment and arin has lost 10 more pieces while dan still has the same amount on the board
Absolute favorite moment 21:21
No one: “Why do people watch this show?”
I can't wait for them to play "5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel"
Mark my words…one day…Arin will win a game of chess! Mark my words!!!
Mark my Woof!
Sorry, Dan is the chess playing boy. He’s the one who wins.
Okay I’ll check it off in the dreams that will never come true section
I hope not. I enjoy seeing him lose too much
In fantasy world maybe, but not in reality
At 11:38 you can actually hear Arin's echo in the mic from screaming "shit!"
The "Stinky dik" song has to be one of the funniest things that has come out of Arin's mouth.
I'd love to see a TMPH where they play chess or learn from a chess master on how to play just to see Arin rage
At 15:20 Dan says “slap that on a fortune cookie” as I was opening a fortune cookie 😂
1:50 I absolutely love "Shit, baby!"
Why is Arin so oddly insistent on calling Knights “horses” but calls the castle towers “Rooks”?
Because a rookery is a tower.
@@resileaf9501and here I thought they were called “Rooks” as a carryover from when the pieces used to be based off of chariots instead of castles, with the name “Rook” being derived from “rukh”, the Persian word for chariot.
Maybe he just likes animals.
@@misterroboto1
His mom owns horses. So he's probably got some kind of attachment to them at least.
same reason we call the buttplugs "pawns"
a castle is basically just a shape, but that horse is just a flipping horse.
There's such a unique flavor of madness when the Grumps play chess.
I hope they keep playing chess a few times a year and we are able to see Arin continuing descent into madness and desperation
Or maybe, just maybe, he'll learn from past experiences and improve!
No? He... he won't?
Can you imagine if Arin ever manages to beat Danny?
Don't worry, Arin. Hikaru Nakamura-five-time U.S. Chess Champion, and the reigning World Fischer Random Chess Champion-refers to Knights as "horseys".
Immediately added to favorites 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂 thanks for all the laughs!
i like picturing them in a quiet, peaceful library on a rainy fall day. people studying and reading calmly around them only to get disturbed by arin going "SHIT" after every turn
18:20 This made me laugh the hardest
I feel like I'm being gaslighted. I can't believe that Arin has never won a game of chess. 😂
Arin is the chess boy! He's the one who mates!
Grumps chess drinking game: Take a drink every time Arin asks if this is en passant. Take another drink when Dan has to explain to him again what en passant is.
Hard mode rule: Drink every time Arin rages. Have an ambulance on stand by. 😅
Anything Chess related on this channel makes my heart sing lmao
Dan is probably rated 800-900 while Arin is 200-700 depending on his level of focus 💀
He's the losing boy, he's the one who loses!!
Someday, Arin, someday... and It will be a day worthy of making a holiday!
There better be the "Mommy wants some milk" moment in this compilation or we riot.
They got it at 11:27
@@LegendofKal Bueno!
9:01 Im actually dying LMFAO.
Also "Queenie with a peenie" lives rent free in my head lol
Its crazy how fun it is to watch yall play chess
My new fav GG comp, thanks Sbassbear
9:02 is the best GG moment ever.
9:25 Arin asking Dan, "Do you like this?" and 9:35, "Just like beating the 💩 out of me all day every day, I can't handle it. What am I supposed to do??" Lmao!! 🤣
Chess is my favorite game in GameGrumps history. I know those episodes will destroy me every time
I literally just fell asleep to a chess comp last night wow
Ahhh now this is my favorite asmr right here. It's beautiful.
Just got in from work and saw this and life got better again! 😌
8:56 Arin experimenting.
Dan: "Checkmate." *Turn 7*
Ngl the singing in this rlly got me. I woke up my kids laughing at stinky dick jfc
A chess player and an insane man, love it.
I always feel Arin's pain. I'm total dogshit at chess. Even beginner mode on the cpu wipes the floor with me.
Everyone is too hard on Arin. He’s the video game boy, not the chess board boy.
Watching Dan deftly beat arins ass at chess is strangely relaxing,gonna save this 😆
8:54 is my favourite chess moment *ever*.
That or the song at 23:17.
Omg me too!!
12:41 makes me laugh every time because it’s SO out of nowhere 😭😭
This is the absolute best
One day, Arin will win a game of chess against Dan. On that day, his victory scream will reverberate through space so hard I'll feel it from my retirement home on Mars.
I forgot about the Shank Tsun bit and it caught me way off guard
Arin's quiet giggling right before "The Legend of The Anus" will never not make me laugh so hard I can't breathe.
Wait..did I miss the quote of Arin going all "CHess is A GaMe of Skiiiilll"
21:15… “why do people watch this show.” Its for that exact comedic timing that we watch 😂
For me it’s 9:04
I really needed this
Arin's slowly getting stronger. Sooner or later he'll win a match
This is probably my favorite compilation, I laughed so hard it’s ridiculous 😂
This compilation need way more views. It’s near perfect
If I ever start manufacturing chess sets, priority 1 is adding knights to the horse pieces.
I was watching this at my office job and I had to stop in the middle and take breaks because I was laughing too hard and causing a disturbance.
Ill die happy knowing there might be a day where Dan and Arin might learn about Bug house and 4 player chess
It's great that there are so many versions of chess for Dan to beat Arin in!
28:27 😂 Queenie with a Peenie
Arin losing his mind by the end of every match is hilarious and all too relatable.
Waiting for the "Queenie with a Peenie" moment... Along with a continuation of Pizza Tower.
Edit: 28:23 - There it is.
21:22
He has had over ten years to think about that.
It was like knight and day when the recently knighted horse Sir Muffins of Tinkleberries instructed Arin on the art of chess thereby drastically improving Arin's chess prowess thus finally ultimately allowing him to prevail over Dan.
not even 2 minutes in and Arin is completely unhinged hahaha
Arin,
even tho you are having fun (for the most part) when playing chess against Dan, you still suffer through these intense chessneurisms.
I just wanted to let you know, that your pain is what made me laugh so hard so many times and continues to do so.
Your agony and perseverance are inspiring and entertaining alike, and there isn't a single day that goes by without me being thankful for you and Dan doing these videos.
From the bottom of my heart
Thank you, you beautiful souls and people, for providing laughter for so many of us
...albeit at the expense of your own sanity
Thank you
11:37 he yells “NO SHIT!!” So loud you can hear the feedback from dan’s end if you listen closely XDDD
5:20 shang tsun, art of war
I love it when their dad works at Nintendo.