A Tutle was making fun of the Hare one day for being so slow. "Do you ever get anywhere?" he asked with a mocking laugh. "Yes," replied the Hare, "and I get there sooner than you think. I'll run you a race and prove it." The Tutle was much amused at the idea of running a race with the Hare, but for the fun of the thing he agreed. So the Fox, who had consented to act as judge, marked the distance and started the runners off. The Tutle was soon far out of sight, and to make the Hare feel very deeply how ridiculous it was for him to try a race with a Tutle in a car, he sped up to over 300M/h. The Hare meanwhile kept going slowly but steadily, and, after a time, passed the place where the Tutle was speeding. But the Tutle didn't notice, only when the Hare has hit the car did he notice. Both died in a vehicular manslaughter. THE END.
I loved this stream because he would constantly lose random parts while being drunk and doing rolls and shit, and never checking his car. He literally went through 6 headlights minimum, though I missed a bunch of the stream - so this was absolutely deserved. He doesn't even have thirst or hunger on so he could've slept until day without consequence lmao.
War criminals strike without warning.
smh didn't even acknowledge the bunny's existence
peko peko 🧨🧨💥💥💥💥
Why the hare crossed the road? To kill the turtle for beating him at the race 😔
mf, take my like
A Tutle was making fun of the Hare one day for being so slow.
"Do you ever get anywhere?" he asked with a mocking laugh.
"Yes," replied the Hare, "and I get there sooner than you think. I'll run you a race and prove it."
The Tutle was much amused at the idea of running a race with the Hare, but for the fun of the thing he agreed. So the Fox, who had consented to act as judge, marked the distance and started the runners off.
The Tutle was soon far out of sight, and to make the Hare feel very deeply how ridiculous it was for him to try a race with a Tutle in a car, he sped up to over 300M/h.
The Hare meanwhile kept going slowly but steadily, and, after a time, passed the place where the Tutle was speeding. But the Tutle didn't notice, only when the Hare has hit the car did he notice.
Both died in a vehicular manslaughter.
THE END.
good little story, I wonder what Evil will respond if she see this
I loved this stream because he would constantly lose random parts while being drunk and doing rolls and shit, and never checking his car. He literally went through 6 headlights minimum, though I missed a bunch of the stream - so this was absolutely deserved. He doesn't even have thirst or hunger on so he could've slept until day without consequence lmao.
Ngl vedal was kinda wicked with those flips. I saw him do three consecutive landings on four wheels, bro was born for this
0:12 Holy crap I haven't heard the tutel that tilted in a while.
Only 869km in two days? At this rate the subathon is going to be over before he gets to Disneyland.
The road is 5000 km, and then it will end with nothing.
I guess the tortoise DOSN’T beat the hair. (Laugh, track plays.) (End of episode theme song starts playing.)
Conker's Bad Fur Day theme hell yeah
Get rekt vedal
this game sucks, DBH was so much better
Nah, that's cap. TruckerFM solos David Cage slop any day of the week.
i thoroughly enjoyed watching him fly into the sky while listening to some of the best music i've heard in years
DBH was fun for a while, but the writing was so dog that I had to tune out every once in a while
what game even is this?
@@jesusofbullets the long drive
Wow Ved drive really a long distance. 890 km its a big distance!