imagine trying to eat Monster Hunter world monsters with team rwby but deku is the waiter and there's a ultra instinct Argonian is the cook and careless whispers by seether starts playing what would you do
From what it looks like here, it would appear PriMal is one of those monsters who's easier to manage when he's targeting you. Those absurd hitboxes just make it incredibly dangerous for others to jump in to get damage. Also, fun fact: the final three attacks before the burst in PriMal's long chain attack can be evaded by simply walking. For the tail uppercut, walk to the side. For the follow up wing slice, walk away from PriMal. For the aerial wing slice, walk towards PriMal.
"He beats cancer" actually, nah. Beating cancer/quiro is what makes risen elder dragons. Primoridal malzeno is the ORIGINAL malzeno. THe malzeno from the legend that held back the demon from the abyss that we fight. It's malzeno in it's purest form. THe 'p3' part is what happens when it loses completely to the quiro. So kinda 'reverse' risen. But needless to say, this an enjoyable fight to see.
I'm gonna throw it out there Pr.Malzeno have the longest combo in the entire MH series With number around 15-16 attack in 1 go until stop So good job for you guys 👍 (This may have a misinformation so take it with a grain of salt )
there are 4 forms. first form is the normal form, 2nd form is when he gets the chest fur, third form is when his wings turn red, 4th form is when he glows
44:46 okay the edit for the accidental wake up by Mole was priceless hahaha (and I've definitely done the same thing when I'm running my sleep LS) this vid was amazing and y'all are freaking awesome
I'm not surprised it took that many attempts, as it's probably similar in difficulty to my experience with AT Velkhana in world, which was absolute pain.
My first time defeating AT Velkhana, I actually started crying. Velkhana with Fatalis' health values, never again, PLEASE! One of my favorite Elder Dragons in her most powerful form is the monster that broke me.
I knew when you said hazard malzeno it's gonna be a long video but jeez this was a whole movie and i loved it 😂 good job guys hopefully youre not balding from fighting him too many times lol
Oh boy i just finished the intro it has taken more tries than Fatalis. Was a bit disappointed by the previous Primordial malzeno video annd how you just stomped it but now i'm SATISFIED
Attempt 5 was one of my experience with Narwa Allmother. I carted twice and was close to my 3rd cart and was just about to select "yes" for abandon then i died. But managed to get my goal which was the mantle of origin XD
The first few attempts sums it up how my fights with hazard and risen monsters. Me and two other players are doing good and we have that one player who always dies to the monster no matter what we do.
Lmao the first video being like "oh wow this was pretty easy there must be a second phase" Then this one is an hour fucking long this is pretty much my experience with P Malz as well I just have like mental block against this guy and he just destroys me for no good reason. Same as variant magnamalo (forgot it's name)
Hazard Monster are vesions of Monster that can combo there attacks in new ways, got some of there attacks changed, hit harder are often faster and have more HP and got there overall AI reworked.
Bro I'm hurt😢i didnt know how but i didn't realise that was hazard version but i managed to beat it my first time right after the introduction fight and having a break from the game for like 3-4 months
(20:41) This attack was supposed to be MISS for reals, I hate it how this game did not added the 5 sec. Wirefall invincibility duration! This is so frustrating if is just 0.5 sec. Only!
He really said, "It's hazard primordial Malzenin' time" and hazard primordial malzened all over the hunters. He carted them a hazard primordial malzillion times.
I was also wondering that lol. I think fatalis wins the cake because I remember it took me and Zaid a whole week to beat him. Too bad I didn't count up every attempt for that one.
I don't play hammer. Can someone confirm me whether his damage is normal? I would expect him to be using endgame optimiced gear. That's where I'm at and I'm doing about 130 damage per hit in weakpoints with Insect Glaive without the insect damage. He's struggling to reach 100 and I think hammer has higher motion values.
It's just tough for me to hit him. There's a chain of 3 moves that give 2 numbers each. The third move is supposed to be the strongest one, so if I miss that hit, my DPS goes down drastically. The 100 damage you're seeing is probably me doing the first move but only getting 1 hotbox in bc I miss or Malzeno moves. Therefore skill issue
reptomin babies in a half shell
They say the mole population was cut in half that day, never before had MoleCorp seen such flagrant disregard for workplace safety.
the lord himself could not get this number of attempts outta me
Honorable hunters share in each other's victories and defeats
Mole has gotten funny af lmao, im glad he's speaking up more
imagine trying to eat Monster Hunter world monsters with team rwby but deku is the waiter and there's a ultra instinct Argonian is the cook and careless whispers by seether starts playing what would you do
@@misterhyde2817 bro what are you talking about
From what it looks like here, it would appear PriMal is one of those monsters who's easier to manage when he's targeting you. Those absurd hitboxes just make it incredibly dangerous for others to jump in to get damage.
Also, fun fact: the final three attacks before the burst in PriMal's long chain attack can be evaded by simply walking. For the tail uppercut, walk to the side. For the follow up wing slice, walk away from PriMal. For the aerial wing slice, walk towards PriMal.
"He beats cancer" actually, nah. Beating cancer/quiro is what makes risen elder dragons.
Primoridal malzeno is the ORIGINAL malzeno. THe malzeno from the legend that held back the demon from the abyss that we fight.
It's malzeno in it's purest form.
THe 'p3' part is what happens when it loses completely to the quiro. So kinda 'reverse' risen.
But needless to say, this an enjoyable fight to see.
bro ain't beating cancer, he's rejecting it
zaid running across the entire arena just to hit malzeno with the kinsect LMFAO
this man knows something we don't
fun fact primordial malzeno is the only monster to have two different pin animations and 4 ultimates
Furious Rajang has two pin animations
Jesus christ primordial malzeno really do be up there as one of my favorite elder dragons for this reason alone.
Kudos for the Bloody Tears song usage. Best Castlevania song
Castlevania music is top tier
I'm gonna throw it out there
Pr.Malzeno have the longest combo in the entire MH series
With number around 15-16 attack in 1 go until stop
So good job for you guys 👍
(This may have a misinformation so take it with a grain of salt )
Yep the longest one for the hazard ver is 18 combo
This is wild
Pretty much a taste of what lategame frontier feels like
The IG user is so funny.
*Malzeno rampages*
"You think I can trap him, guys?"
there are 4 forms. first form is the normal form, 2nd form is when he gets the chest fur, third form is when his wings turn red, 4th form is when he glows
Yup, I also smiled when I heard the number of fails lol watched this one with a huge cup of tea...
44:46 okay the edit for the accidental wake up by Mole was priceless hahaha
(and I've definitely done the same thing when I'm running my sleep LS)
this vid was amazing and y'all are freaking awesome
Truly another amazing edit. It's always fun to be a part of these. Thanks for the amazing content AXIDIUS.
thank you guys just had a terrible day at work and made my day coming home to see you upload :3
I'm not surprised it took that many attempts, as it's probably similar in difficulty to my experience with AT Velkhana in world, which was absolute pain.
My first time defeating AT Velkhana, I actually started crying. Velkhana with Fatalis' health values, never again, PLEASE! One of my favorite Elder Dragons in her most powerful form is the monster that broke me.
W video.
i'd have picked up the bird at try 20. great work guys 💯
Thanks 👍
Also, the dracula theme like at 14:52 is gold
This vid is peak MH content
Oh fuck yeah, time to see the boys in action. Just started the vid and I'm betting Mole is the leading cause of 59 wipes
58:08 if Aych dodgebolt'd the laser he's cracked outta his mind, props to him for using probably the Spread bow from Valstrax tree
Correct. I do use the Valstrax bow with a melee style.
I knew when you said hazard malzeno it's gonna be a long video but jeez this was a whole movie and i loved it 😂 good job guys hopefully youre not balding from fighting him too many times lol
Felt like I was watching a movie towards the end lol looks like Mole is the new King Of Dying
I mean fighting Stephen Hawking would be harder than fighting a cat. You can't even tell when he is low health, dude can't even limp💀
Aych is now cool
From Bow to KingLance 😎😎😎
He switched to bow at the end because its more damage than gl.
Biggest thing you have to learn about this fight:
Wire bug forward or back. NOT side to side in ANY case against PriMal
Teleporting used to be network related issue now its a monster's ability
This made me day, bc it was just that funny. Plus Malzeno favorite flagship
Same and it’s also my favorite monster too
The Castlevania music was a nice touch
I tried this quest way before I was familiar enough with PM.
I did learn that you get a few seconds to attack if you farcaster to the tent.
I saw the video length and had the meanest grin on my face.
Sheeesh one hour, wait I'm gonna get the popcorn
Oh boy i just finished the intro it has taken more tries than Fatalis. Was a bit disappointed by the previous Primordial malzeno video annd how you just stomped it but now i'm SATISFIED
thanks for this masterpiece
Thanks for this comment 🙌
@@AXIDIUS Nah thank you for this adventure hope you will like the next monster hunter and would make incredile on it!!
This fight itself separates the boys from the men.
Attempt 5 was one of my experience with Narwa Allmother. I carted twice and was close to my 3rd cart and was just about to select "yes" for abandon then i died. But managed to get my goal which was the mantle of origin XD
Wild start lol
OMG 59,man this is going to be awesome
21:12 Submarine... Did we predict the future?
Bruh
mole continues to feed free 3-course meals to elders, how kind
I love your stuff man
Thanks for this info and now I am scared to facing it how terrifying it is
dang I had it good for fighting him with Lance
I'm gonna be frank, after the normal version i expected a stomp.
Holy shit, 59?? This is gonna be good!
Take a shot everytime Mole carts. You will end up with a good time.
LMAO PriMal was 59 attempts? can't wait for special investigation val or shaggy lol
jagex stands for JAva Gaming EXperts!
I've played rs for years and never knew of this strange lore
Thank you for explaining the lore. I still hate it.
His nuke attack scares me to no end. Someone's gonna cart when he's in the air like that.
The rarity experience no SPIRIBIRDS sunbreak
you guys should try Special Investigation R.Valstrax/R.Shagaru + P.Malzeno in Arena(the one where you do arena quest)
The first few attempts sums it up how my fights with hazard and risen monsters. Me and two other players are doing good and we have that one player who always dies to the monster no matter what we do.
80 tries later:still nothing
Me whos done all three dark souls at level 1 playing this game: iv suffered enough, you still have more to suffer.
"Sunbreak is too easy guys"
Lmao
Risen Val is 87 minutes
P Malzeno is 60 minutes unless there’s bonus vids of this.
Which one is harder in you’re opinion
I would say special investigation val < haz primordial Malzeno< special investigation shaggy
another excelent video man kkkkkkkkkkkk
Lmao the first video being like "oh wow this was pretty easy there must be a second phase"
Then this one is an hour fucking long this is pretty much my experience with P Malz as well I just have like mental block against this guy and he just destroys me for no good reason. Same as variant magnamalo (forgot it's name)
-new vid
Oh awesome I wonder how you all di-
-it’s over 50 minutes
:)
dude this monster is moles fucking kryptonite lmfao poor guy
Just a tip for your next attempts: Don't get hit.
Also, hit the monster to win.
akuma layered armor would have solved the problem in a few tries. just saying
What is the hazard stuff?
From what I've seen it's just primordial, but it hit harder-
Hazard Monster are vesions of Monster that can combo there attacks in new ways, got some of there attacks changed, hit harder are often faster and have more HP and got there overall AI reworked.
I feel really sorry for them
Holy shit that was hard i guess.
poor mole is a victim after this video
Btw guys, i hope you're not actually gonna do SI Shagaru and val without spirit birds. Because those fights are actual nonsense.
Bro I'm hurt😢i didnt know how but i didn't realise that was hazard version but i managed to beat it my first time right after the introduction fight and having a break from the game for like 3-4 months
They challenged themselves with no pets and didn't take the spiritbird
what is your armor??
It's weird because I literally couldn't pull the hazard pmalzeno with a marionnette spider. I yanked him 5 times and he wouldn't budge
I think he is immune to endemiclife in his last form.
@@morr6591 oooh
Good to know. Glad we didn't find out the hard way lol
👌
10 more and it would be nice.
(20:41) This attack was supposed to be MISS for reals, I hate it how this game did not added the 5 sec. Wirefall invincibility duration! This is so frustrating if is just 0.5 sec. Only!
don't wirefall then 5head
or wirefall in the correct direction he went into the direction of the tail that's on him
Pathetic. Fiorayne wouldn't have even carted once
He really said, "It's hazard primordial Malzenin' time" and hazard primordial malzened all over the hunters.
He carted them a hazard primordial malzillion times.
"You are not worthy enough to wear that armor."
Edit: If you think that's hard, Try playing GU with friends up to the deviants.
Funnily enough I did this in 1st try
oh that's soooooo funny😐
How can that one guy know how much percent HP Prime Mal had left?
There's a PC mod called the overlay mod
Lol I thought it was 30 attempts was my answer but turns out my second answer 59 attempts was correct if I only had selected it
I’ve been trying to learn Longsword off prime mal and I swear it’s impossible-
Please I barely beat him with my best main weapons 😅
Update! I beat him-
~37ish attempts but I beat him solo with a final time of 17 minutes
this fight is so bullshit it's to the point where i don't consider the mobile team true monster hunter developers
Lmao
Why is Mole that bad? Honest question.
He just doing a little bit of trolling
It was the Reptomin
just a minuscule amount of tomfoolery for content
And yet his DPS is higher than mine most runs 😞
Im sorry but WHAT! How does Aych do half the teams damage in a team of 4. You guys need a team meeting or something coz that aint right lol
Bow plus beserk is a wild thing
is this more runs than fatalis?
I was also wondering that lol. I think fatalis wins the cake because I remember it took me and Zaid a whole week to beat him. Too bad I didn't count up every attempt for that one.
He's the biggest bird
👨
Damn, 59? Skill issue
59 attempts, 59 minutes long
But u used spiritbirds to dodge? Is it truly without them?
Spiribirds are the ones that give you buffs. Wirebugs help with movement
@@AXIDIUS Ahaa, i just always thought of them as one, but no bugs at all would been amazing to see as well xD
This is literally skill issue the movie 🍿
Primordial Malzeno Vs Gaismagorm Anyone?
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I don't play hammer. Can someone confirm me whether his damage is normal? I would expect him to be using endgame optimiced gear. That's where I'm at and I'm doing about 130 damage per hit in weakpoints with Insect Glaive without the insect damage. He's struggling to reach 100 and I think hammer has higher motion values.
It's just tough for me to hit him. There's a chain of 3 moves that give 2 numbers each. The third move is supposed to be the strongest one, so if I miss that hit, my DPS goes down drastically.
The 100 damage you're seeing is probably me doing the first move but only getting 1 hotbox in bc I miss or Malzeno moves.
Therefore skill issue
Dawg it’s monster hunter it’s a pve game who cares about the meta when you’re having fun
molecorp damn you, how many runs did you have ruined?
I need to know what that last song from the final run is on storyblocks pleaseeee
Not on story blocks, it's in the description. Smash Bros. Ultimate - Bl00dy Tears/Monster Dance