@@KtoNeznamo if you already laughed, how can it be ruined retroactively? sounds like a personal problem. let people give their kudos to those who deserve it
It's been a month, and I'll still occasionally look at my boyfriend deadpan and be like "that's the sound of her pissing!" and we'll both crack up. I don't think you're gonna top this one. Not sure it's possible, even.
This is so nuanced, I Iove it, you didn't just rely on reversing sections like most YTPs but there were so many bits that genuinely made me laugh with surprise
King Pin Tracker from Maxon/Red Giant to track the image, and I just grab a screencap from the source video and use Content Aware fill in Photoshop to remove the original text :)
The RingFit bit got me. You Gay, too. Sus ending song ties it all up in a nice little bow. Thanks for the best Christmas gift I could have ever asked for ❤️
Oh fuck this made me laugh so hard. This felt like an OG TH-cam Poop. I really appreciate you keeping stuff like this alive Numberer1. Nothing quite like it.
Sometimes I think I'm simple. I saw the "lights in the distance are lights in the distance" tautology coming from a mile away, I even said it out loud, and still I laughed like a dork when it happened. Good stuff.
this is a movie that holds a great importance to me and my family and I can successfully say both of your ytps of it nearly made me spit my drink out because of how funny they were
There's little edits here that I love, most notably the whistle being turned into the brake. Having not seen the movie in a whiiiiiiile, I actually had to double check if that was the brake; very smoothly done!!
Watched this with my girlfriend, we were laughing all the way through. The brake whistle switcharoo was her favorite. Merry holidays over in hot Australia Numberer1 :D
1:54 “let’s not dally dilly. It’s five minutes till midnight!” “Hey, what gives, it was four minutes till midnight five minutes ago!” “Exactly!” *as he kills kid*
I don't know what you mean by "doesn't understand comedy" I was laughing at the thumbnail already. Also there are some pretty well executed jokes in here. Thanks to your fiance
It’s weird how this film along with Monster House is making a resurgence as of lately, with a whole new generations of kids to be plagued by these films, but yet ‘Mars Needs Moms’ is left in the dust. Speaking of which, you should make one of that film.
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This is clever, this is someone who understands comedy.
Correct and agreed
thank you, boob avoider
Nice call back. 😄
*IZ KRIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
I love sequels
You wonder if you'll get there soon...
No.
At this rate, the Polar Polar Polar will never arrive on time!
@@Matts_Conrail_Chicago_Mainline Scheduling issues, I assume?
90% of trains
You coming?
I’m going to do it. I’m going to be 666th like. No one can stop me.
Making you infer that the whistle was a brake was absolutely genius, something I haven't really seen in a YTP. At least not executed how this was.
I'm more impressed about the tactfulness of the joke that followed
hey frisco
@@WholePunch sup wp
u ruin these jokes with analysis like this lmao
@@KtoNeznamo if you already laughed, how can it be ruined retroactively? sounds like a personal problem. let people give their kudos to those who deserve it
the P in YTP stands for Premium
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I don't think I like that
oooooohhhh
"Exactly!"
Tom: *fucking kills the kid*
Goodbye, Know-it-all.
You might be missed.
I was not ready for that holy shit
Mandark had it coming.
that part made me die laughing! I was NOT expecting that! lmao! 🤣😂
Yeh
It’s a Chris miracle!
@@birdhunter_inc Mario
@@birdhunter_inc he's so cool
have yourself a merry little Chris!
Chris chan
@@Grgrqr why does the egg nog taste funny…
I always loved flying through the mountains and the snaaaans as a kid
I will tell my kids this was the train. Again.
😔
1:56 “it’s five minutes till midnight”
“Hey what gives it was Four minutes till midnight 5 minutes ago!”
“Exactly” *shoots child*
That ending bit actually killed me. You'll have to pay for my funeral expenses, mate. Sorry.
He gotta pay for our funerals 🤣🤣🤣
I had to pause the video at that point cause I was legit afraid I'd get stomach cramps from laughing too hard
It's been a month, and I'll still occasionally look at my boyfriend deadpan and be like "that's the sound of her pissing!" and we'll both crack up.
I don't think you're gonna top this one. Not sure it's possible, even.
SNAAAAANS
Bruh the UwU part in (3:17) lol
ngl the music is funny
“Magic racist on a rail”. I don’t know why, but that is, to me, the funniest part.
well that went from polar express to poland express in a matter of seconds
I wish you and your fiancé nothing but the best ☺️
I was gonna say death as a joke but I dunno man
2:50
3:17 0_o
0:40 I hate that this joke is so good
This is absolutely top tier content, with quite perfect comedic aspect.
That's because he's Numberer1!
That "UwU the whistle blows" had me laugh so loud I nearly screamed
But this entire video had me laughing
Yep, it's the sound of her yiffing.
Ding ding ding ding ding ding
00:45 the fact that everything was the breaks and when he pulled the “whistle” and it was still a break
The Polar Express, He Pox Plasterers, Leash Expert Pros, Relaxes Prophets. It's like a proper game of Countdown.
Hapless Exporter
Leather sex Props
Leather Sex Props
"UwU the whistle blows, that's the sound of her yiffing"
I think we've learned something here about numberer1 0~0
That they're a Magic Racist on a Rail?
Im a FUrry and oddly enough I could have gone without that reference. Entirely.
@@jakespacepiratee3740 Same lol
So he knows about the special word next stop E621
As a furry it did catch me quite off-guard.
2:56 for all the other psychos that want to listen over and over.
:D
this should be the pinned comment
Aaaaaaaa!
UwU
Anyone want to know what yiffing means ?
2:53 is a masterpiece
It actually scared me and made me laugh at the same time
i was excited for what 2022 will bring, but now i'm sad. nothing will top this masterpiece.
0:10 missed opportunity to put “WAKE UP” from Chop Suey
"He Pox Plasterers"
"Leash Expert Pros"
"Hapless Exporter"
"Relaxes Prophets"
The Anagram Strikes Back.
Never has a YTP made me more uncomfortable. Instant favorite.
4:18 you heard it folks, next up is another colder ytp
Finally
The Forest was very very old.
3:56 I swear I heard GlaDos
1:23 I LOST IT
Honey, wake up!
Numberer1 made a sequel to 'Train'!
This is so nuanced, I Iove it, you didn't just rely on reversing sections like most YTPs but there were so many bits that genuinely made me laugh with surprise
The Drifter:
3:20
"Enough foolin' around!"
2:44 This scene killed me! Especially the ending part.
I wonder if the train has any brakes
Just a hunch but it might do, (check again I'm unsure)
4:08 just sums up this entire Christmas season in a nutshell
Two years later and it sums up this one as well
The Polar Express was such a nostalgic movie thanks Numberer1
This is edited so well that I can’t remember what the original lines are
Seymour, the house is on fire!
No mother it’s just lights in the distance.
Incase you missed the title changing at the beginning, heres what it said:
He Pox Plasters, Leash Expert Pros, Hapless Exporter, Relaxes Prophets
"that's the sound of her pissing!" has got me laughing for like 10 minutes now
2:46 i really wasn't prepared for that
0:58 that joke ruined my life.
2:17
how the HELL does Numberer1 do those incredibly believable text edits?!?!
King Pin Tracker from Maxon/Red Giant to track the image, and I just grab a screencap from the source video and use Content Aware fill in Photoshop to remove the original text :)
@@Numberer1 You say it like it's not some of the best tracking I've ever seen XD
Thanks for answering!
Dude, the song at the end is fire, I'm gonna listen to that everyday.
Still better than the youtube express 2.
and its shorter and without Hugh Newtron and that one kid everyone keeps memeing via cameos.
1:40 - Lights in the distance? At this time of the year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely in the distance?
3:17 - "uWu, the whistle blows, that's the sound of her yiffing..." 🤣 I can't stop playing the song repeatedly!
@@dashcamandy2242 Wish it would ennddddd
"UwU the whistle blows, thats the sound of her yiffing". I didnt know i needed this line sung in my life lol.
This gets me everytime @2:01
2:02 *_E X A C T L Y_*
_(Shoots jesperwartooth274)_
@@kylegamer2429lol!🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:46: Why is this so funny to me? 😂
that song at the end is really good, i’m saving it on my ‘ABSOLUTE FIRE’ playlist
The RingFit bit got me. You Gay, too. Sus ending song ties it all up in a nice little bow. Thanks for the best Christmas gift I could have ever asked for ❤️
I was just watching the first one a minute ago.
You sir know how to surprise me. 🤣
Oh fuck this made me laugh so hard. This felt like an OG TH-cam Poop. I really appreciate you keeping stuff like this alive Numberer1. Nothing quite like it.
UWU the whistle blows
That’s the sound of her Yiffing
DING DING DING DING DING DING
woooah
You coming?
Sometimes I think I'm simple. I saw the "lights in the distance are lights in the distance" tautology coming from a mile away, I even said it out loud, and still I laughed like a dork when it happened. Good stuff.
0:04
The Polar Express
He Pox Plasterers
Leash Expert Pros
Hapless Exporter
Relaxes Prophets
"Hey what gives, It was 4 minutes to midnight 5 minutes ago!"
"exACTLY!" *shoots him*
this is a movie that holds a great importance to me and my family and I can successfully say both of your ytps of it nearly made me spit my drink out because of how funny they were
Only two Deaths but they made me laugh so hard, 2:02 and 2:46
i have to watch both these vids every year or it aint a merry chris
"Do you see those lights in the distance?"
"They look like lights in the distance."
"That, is lights in the distance."
"UwU the whistle blows" had me in a fit of laughter, thank you so much XD
There's little edits here that I love, most notably the whistle being turned into the brake. Having not seen the movie in a whiiiiiiile, I actually had to double check if that was the brake; very smoothly done!!
1:27 is my new anthem ✨✋😤🎶
Once again I am following the annual custom of liking a Numberer1 video before watching it
YESSSSS TRAIN WAS MY FAVOURITE THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER
"people hang friends and family"
what kind of christmas would that be?
Perfect Christmas YTP’s make me feel like nothing can ruin the rest of my year.
lights in the distance. Those are the faces of evil
Watched this with my girlfriend, we were laughing all the way through. The brake whistle switcharoo was her favorite. Merry holidays over in hot Australia Numberer1 :D
Wishing you both a happy marriage!!
“people hang friends and family” I’m dyinggg
Gunna come back every year for that song 😂
3:33 americans be like
1:54 “let’s not dally dilly. It’s five minutes till midnight!”
“Hey, what gives, it was four minutes till midnight five minutes ago!”
“Exactly!” *as he kills kid*
1:00 You know, those screams kind of sound like train whistles.
I was watching this while building a Lego version of The Polar Express lol
I have been forced to watch this movie so many times in school, so you don’t know how joyed I was to see a little change
Your fiance has a sick taste in humour. Tell them to keep it up.
You never miss but this was exceptionally exceptional. You literally get better every time.
“Those are the rules…” 😂
I cannot believe how perfectly executed this video was. I could not stop laughing at the end! That song is a masterpiece
It’s 3:06 AM as I write this. I’ve gone from watching actual videos of Amtrak trains to this. Lord help me and my mental sanity.
2:56
0:35 I love this, everything is a brake except the whistle, so he pulls the whistle and the train brakes 🤣
Thank you for keeping ytp's alive and making them still good
During December. When I saw this YTP, it got me back into the Christmas Spirit. I give this YTP a 10/10
The ending song was so emotional I cried a few times
I don't know what you mean by "doesn't understand comedy" I was laughing at the thumbnail already. Also there are some pretty well executed jokes in here. Thanks to your fiance
i think it is a reference to/a quote of one comment on one of the older videos
Gotta love the Kohler Express. It's a Crispmas classic!
Is it bad that I love coming back to these around holidays?
I never seen that moment when the guys nose got blood out coming....
"Those lights in the distance, they look like lights in the distance. THERE👉
Is lights in the distance"😂😂 Well he's not wrong🤣
the Colder lore grows
What a train wreck
3:58 this got me
That song at the end was awesome
It’s weird how this film along with Monster House is making a resurgence as of lately, with a whole new generations of kids to be plagued by these films, but yet ‘Mars Needs Moms’ is left in the dust. Speaking of which, you should make one of that film.
The uncanny motion capture faces enhances the humour
This is a bloody hilarious YTP, Numberer1
That ending song had me dying the whole time 😆
2:41 I LITERALLY SPAT MY WATER OUT ALL OVER MY IPAD!
Number1 truly is one of the best YTP channels
That ending was horrendous, please make more.