I’d like to make it known that I no longer stand by these colored contacts. Additionally, as a bestselling author (do audiobooks count?)….you’re correct 😂 Deciding if I regret this choice lol
"I don't think I glow up I think I just gained weight" That is a whole ass mood. That said you can do both. You can look good even though your body looks different. =D
This was one of THEE funniest videos you have done. I literally laughed all the way through and the end drive it in to home base. When you threw the phone down I lost it! lmfao
These photos are all so good, you're so right about them all looking like well paid graphic designers, authors, etc. Love seeing people find their styles and self confidence.
Watched this on my 30 minute break I couldn’t stop laughing watching this lmao love your personality and your energy! Got me energized to get the rest of this shift over with
Yall were CHEATING with the baby photos last episode, happy that it's different in this video. I wanna see the awkward high school photos and regrettable haircuts not your kindergarten pics
damn! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣laughing too hard at this; almost gave myself a headache. lol. wow! roast on roast on ROAST! I can't! and YES to them glow ups! having me feeling things in places. heehee.
I did have a glow up but unfortunately i don’t have any pre photos because back then i didn’t have the confidence to take pictures....I’m not photogenic i guess(still to this day)
“Y’all grow up, discover menswear, and change” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m cackling
Samme haha 🤣
That shit had me laughing for 5 minutes 😭😭
"bitch I'm loading" is a wonderful way of referring to someone pre-glo up omg
"Relationships are hard work you can stay home " 😂😂😂
"I gotta go visit my family...what I'm not family now?" I'm fucking dead 💀💀💀
I'm deceased. I wouldn't trust you cause you fine. I'd have to put a locator tag in ya' dreads
"Because pit bulls are cute in their own way." 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She said that! 🤣
lmaooo i heard "pebbles are cute" and was likeee "yeahhh pebbles ARE cute ty for acknowledging it" 😭😭😭
I cried laughing at this 🤣😂
lmfao "you look vegan" ...in my head I said she looked like she made handmade soaps...you said earrings, same energy lol
damn not soaps 🤭... i needa change my look lol.
@@blackwomenblueprint we all love an Etsy vibe lol don’t change a thing 🥰
@@blackwomenblueprint dont! You look good.
“You look vegan”
Me: spitting a piece of chicken out of my mouth laughing. I was eating lunch when I watched this lol.
the hilarious irony of this is not lost on me
Dass me! Def NOT vegan. 😂😂😂😂😂
@@blackwomenblueprint LOL as a vegan I agree you look more vegan than me (except the leather sandals haha) and I mean that as a compliment ;)
"I'm trying to be nice" I'm crying
“You drive a fast car…” 😂😂😂😂😂 I SCREEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEDDDD! My neighbor actually came to ask if I was ok
Am screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I did too 😭😭😭
Time stamp plss xD
As someone who was a gorgeous kid and became a 'pit bull' adult, I feel you Jade.
That face after saying "Katarina" with an accent @ 10:36 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Y’all grow up, discover men’s wear and just change” true asf, literally what happened to me 😭😭😭
“I too was in a slave mindset”
Now Jade 💀
"Or... a WELL paid graphic designer" 💀💀💀😭😭😭
Not well paid graphic designer here currently dressed like a hobo...she knows what she's talking about lmaooo
😂😂😂 "Pitbulls" Jade was searching the box for compliments and just kept pulling out other words.
I’d like to make it known that I no longer stand by these colored contacts. Additionally, as a bestselling author (do audiobooks count?)….you’re correct 😂
Deciding if I regret this choice lol
No regrets! And congrats on your accomplishments! What's your book called?
@@janeeharris5015 hahaha ty it's called tenderhead!
That's amazing tbh lol
Colored contacts really had a hold on the black community 😭😭😭
A whole Kung Fu death grip! 🤣🤣
that GRAY or HAZEL especially 😂
😂😂
Most of them were nasty AF too
She said, ‘AMBRCOMBI N NIG’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jade really is the queen of sponsored content and roasting folks on the internet 😂😂😂
How are you not writing for Issa Rae ?!?!?! That whole bit starting at 8:26 sent meeeeee! 😂
"Mr. steal your stepmom and also your dad's coat" I don't remember that Thrift Shop lyric
😂😂😂 your outward dialog to yourself had me rolling.
Hell yeah😂😂
“a good job i don’t understand” makes so much sense for so many of these
“you got a fast car” 😭
When you started singing Fast Car I lost it 😭
Not the AirTag in the DREADS 😭😭😭
these people are beautiful plz put their igs next time omgggggg
Jade don't even get me STARTED on how fine you are!!!! Thank you for existing; your content will always be deeply loved by me xx
"How you glow up into another DNA" 🤣🤣🤣. Man, I love this channel.
The fact that you review these as you film makes your jokes even more hilarious😭😭 just how the spirit moved you 😭
2 minutes in and I'm already living for the Fefe Dobson karaoke 🎤🎤🎤
I'm about to play Ghost after this lmao
“I need to visit family”
“So you’re saying I’m not family now?”
Jade omg 😆
the tracy chapman got me 😂
Her positivity was appreciated. 🥰
The last glow up......her lips.....
I…need…her insta 😅
Lmao not an AirTag in my locs 😂😂😂
okay but drop your ig, becauseee.. 👀
"I don't think I glow up I think I just gained weight" That is a whole ass mood.
That said you can do both. You can look good even though your body looks different. =D
**me waiting patiently for my glow up**
I live in South Africa and you make me wish we had Hellofresh here😄
I feel like we watched you process through every step of grief and land in pure resignation in five seconds after China's pic.
This was one of THEE funniest videos you have done. I literally laughed all the way through and the end drive it in to home base. When you threw the phone down I lost it! lmfao
you’re a whole comedian 😭
Okay, when you doing another one? I think I’m ready 😭🤣
These photos are all so good, you're so right about them all looking like well paid graphic designers, authors, etc. Love seeing people find their styles and self confidence.
Jade, I don’t think you understand, I’d pay you to bully me.
I think a lot of people feel this way. It’s kinda socially masochistic 🤔
The positivity was appreciated! We know it was hard for you started to break at the end. 🤣🤣
“Pit bulls are cute in their own way”, though 🤣… love listing to you
"pit bulls are cute in their own way" litrally KILLED ME lmaoo
😂😂😂😂 "Just be nice from beginning to the end!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i love how she called herself out for being mean... like why brain .. why we gotta be some mean haha
Thanx for saying my name so perfectly 🥲
11:52 * que the famous Trixie and Katya song; Why Am I Old? Why Am I Fat?
5:20 looks SO GOOD and the way the hat is positioned makes them look like a saint I LOVE it
Are you using a new camera? Video quality is looking CRISP. 🤩
Watched this on my 30 minute break I couldn’t stop laughing watching this lmao love your personality and your energy! Got me energized to get the rest of this shift over with
Netflix should sign you up for a comedy special already :)
12:00 was sounding like a therapy session 🤣
OKAY BUT THIS CAMERA QUALITYYYYY
Damn y’all really in ur element with these glow-ups!
Not an air tag in the locs though. 😂😂😂 im weak. 🤣🤣🤣
Shout out to all the glowed ups & to the ppl still waiting on theirs
I love these so much 😂 they’re funny but also the style inspiration? I be taking notes 👀
Yall were CHEATING with the baby photos last episode, happy that it's different in this video. I wanna see the awkward high school photos and regrettable haircuts not your kindergarten pics
I knew you were a real one and then you came out with that Fefe Dobson throwback...😭🙏🏾
"i'll put an airtag in your dreads" 😆😂🤣
3:25 fully accurate read. I blame the bisexual strip lighting.
The last one and Jade’s jokes😍🤣
Jasmine aka ty Dolla sign you look goodt
Jade Fox I love these videos please keep doing it and let's see some more femme glow ups
“i think i just got older…..sadder” felt !
This was a good one! Jade your glow up is a vibe frfr!!!
at 3:08 bon bagayyyyy Stephanie is GIVING🔥🌋
I always miss the submissions - please do another one lol!
Screaming at this whole video. Jade. Pitbulls that’s all imma say 😂😂😂😂
Oh so you turned to Ty Dolla Sign 😂
4:44 The awkwardness! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 when you threw down the phone.
I think this is my favorite series of yours by far.
2:43 I had the bobbles I did not have the patience for beads 😂😂😂
omg 10:14 had me going shiit in a quiet train in mf jpn y'all 😍😍😍
damn! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣laughing too hard at this; almost gave myself a headache. lol. wow! roast on roast on ROAST! I can't! and YES to them glow ups! having me feeling things in places. heehee.
Damn I missed the boat a second time gotta send mine in for video #3 xp
THIS NEEDS TO BE A SERIE!!! I JUST LOOVE IT!!!!!
10:49 DAAAAAMN (i totally said out loud). my jaw dropped. i'm here for that WOW.
This was so great! You’re so creative with your words and so quick on your feet!
Jade you had me hollering the entire video! We were on the same wavelength even with the facial expressions from the side comments lol
the choked up voice at 12:00 kills me
"What! I'm trying to be nice"😂😂😂
I started ctfu when you sang Fast Car by Tracy Chapman 😭😭😭
i just hollered 😭😭😭
"you look like you got a good job i don't understand" ahahaaaaaaa!!!🤣
YES! Masculine women with a pretty face 🤤🤤
You’re underrated!
Where do ppl submit their photos? This is hilarious I wanna participate 😂
You have an eco-friendly vibeeeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:19 you're making me feel better about myself. Does anyone else walk around with gave fuzzz? 😫
11:50 giiiiiiirl...... JF, you are totally in the same vibe as her tho, that's what's so funny. *chef's kiss*
AirTag in the dread…🤔…if the government can tag you why can’t I?🤷🏽♀️
I did have a glow up but unfortunately i don’t have any pre photos because back then i didn’t have the confidence to take pictures....I’m not photogenic i guess(still to this day)
I love these!
You are a freaking riot !!😂🤣😂
That end monolog had me dying lmao.
Jade I need a playlist. Like take me back in time and bring me up to date. But without the ty dolla sign please 🙏 THANK YOU JADE🥰😊🌺