Fox Kids Commercials - March 9, 1996

This was originally posted by someone else. Since it's no longer available, I've compiled it into one video. I do NOT have the shows. (WFXT Boston, MA "Fox 25")
-A man is standing.
-Radioactive!
-They sure liked doing the "disguise" thing, huh?
-She has "super powers."
-It's "more than TV."
-(There were credits here, but I cut it out.)
-"Come on, people!"
-One of those PSAs. You'll likely ignore it.
-"You can talk?"
-It's cool. But is it hot?
-A man gets hit by a car.
-This boy basically does whatever he wants.
-Two boys are really enthusiastic. It's cool. It just makes this sillier than it normally would be.
-"That's not supposed to happen."
-A diagram!
-Does the winner still have those books?
-A man eats a burger.
-She just rolls her eyes.
-"Come on, people!" But it's longer.
-A shark.
-The word extreme is said ten times.
-But is it extreme?
-"We'll be right back."
-Micro.
-"On sale for a limited time." Right.
-A few puns.