lets be honest, the real story is anon played a game and saw a player with a girl pfp/name and added them thinking he was going to get E-Laid, and then found out it was a giu and tried playing it off and just stayed duos
If we just pretend it's not fake, it pictures the problem of finding teammate bros to play online with. That's the whole new level of loneliness epidemic.
This is disgusting. Totally fucking unnerving and without trust, or even discipline that he has other options at his discretion or available. Not fucking normal.
Fake: Way too much effort for terminally online guys. Gay: Anon thought he was on a date with the guy who cat-fished him, even after he was immediately bro-zoned.
Advice for some people out there if a girl knows every single thing about a video game or they have some weird name like princess peach owns you DO NOT PROCEED THAT IS A MAN IF YOU HAVEN'T LEARNED FROM THIS GUYS SHORT YOU ACTUALLY RIDE THE SHORT BUS Stay safe out there down bad people we locked in for real 😉
I am actually catfishing a guy. That dude doing such a thing to anon is understandable. Because it gets lonely if you don't have a good friend even though you are playing the game for a year or two.
Leave people who don't want to be near you the fuck alone. More people might might want to be near you if you do, or not. Quit your bullshit, or don't get mad when they fuck with you after. You're a big contributor to that "loneliness," under the belief that people will just feel bad for you and therefore won't fuck with you, which is just not true. You understanding them doesn't mean anymore shit than a rapist understanding another rapist. This post might be fake, but the person's playing mindgames with them. Like when you say, "That's okay," or "No hard feelings" which only make sense when you're not the one pulling shit. Saying that isn't any kind of protection against the kind of consequences people will choose to pull
When I was younger, I got catfished. I was miserable when they told me. So, I can't help but ask: Why do you lie about who you are simply to interact with someone? If you want friends who care about you, wouldn't you want to be honest with them about who you are? Because this is a huge breach of trust. You lead that guy on willingly, playing with his feelings.
Top-tier greentexts right here 👉🏻 th-cam.com/play/PL4pRpbzNHf6CEUP8Qa4VSKSn0DDz288vO.html
Fake: Anon went outside
Gay: Self explanatory
U don't know how I went to the comments expecting this message hahahahha
Real and self explanatory.
First time this template is funny
Y-yeah you don’t even need to try.
To be fair this might actually be the single funniest thing Todd could have done
"You can still call me Peach"
Umm, NO
I think he deserves that nickname ngl
It'd make a perfect call sign in team games. "alright, Peach, you got point."
Open up your -hole- mind, anon. Sometimes it's nice to have a Peach in your life.
Also, you have a flustered tvvi!nk as your pfp?
Ummmm?
Joe Peach
todd doin a whole ass elaborate plan to get a teammate for cod 💀
I think he wants more then a "teammate", if you understand.
When’s the wedding
After they done ranking up lol
Todd a real one
No he is not
As close to a fake one as scientifically possible
What is a fake one for you 💀
anon is getting princess carried
Take my like and get out
dreaming
What i find funny is that it sounds like anon is more mad about being bro-zoned more than the fact he was a dude
What kind of picture did Todd send? WHAT KIND OF PHOTO WAS IT!?
Come on... I think You know...
by „it“, let’s just say …
@@GandalfTheStacked his peanits...
@@GandalfTheStacked ... his peanits
@@ar.temis696Thats kinda the worse case, yep.
When you text your girlfriend but then hear a notification from your dad's phone.
forsen forsen I’m your number one fan
fake: anon knew it was a guy
gay: gay
Gay: Anon
Ahahahha
Fake: none of it
Gay: all of it
Fake: Anon dated
Gay: Anon dated a guy
Bro tried to meet Peach & got Toad instead
Real and Gay?
Real and gay.
Gay👎
Real and not gay*
thats so sad.
Real gay.
Romance? Nope
Bromance? Hell Yea
Might be the strangest way I've heard of a friendship forming. Can't think of a weirder one.
Well played Todd. Pwned that sucka irl
Double. Down.
D O U B L E. D O W N. gET that COD lumberjack BUSSY oorah
Goddamn it Todd you did it again!
It just works.
kids these days dont even know what a pwn is
What it is
lets be honest, the real story is anon played a game and saw a player with a girl pfp/name and added them thinking he was going to get E-Laid, and then found out it was a giu and tried playing it off and just stayed duos
should have gone through with touching grass
He certainly knew he was a dude
if he can carry you through ranked, he can carry you through the threshold
Todd sounds like a bro keep grinding king
-3months + went outside. Massive L’s all around
If we just pretend it's not fake, it pictures the problem of finding teammate bros to play online with. That's the whole new level of loneliness epidemic.
Honestly I’d be impressed too.
Fake: anon nearly touched grass
Gay: everything else
Well, he didn't really "date" a guy. Just assumed every girl who talks to him must be madly in love with him, rookie mistake.
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! NOT HIM! IT’S NOT FAIR!
Well i guess todd real for that.
real: anon didn't get a date
straight: anon didn't get a date with a guy
The rare Real & Gay.
You can still call him peach 😂😂😂
"She" knew everything about sm64 even glitches.
You really thought that was a women?
And thats why everyone should be more careful with catfishes
Straightest 4chan story by far.
That’s so unhinged
Fake: Real
Gay: Gay
“Accident”
This is disgusting. Totally fucking unnerving and without trust, or even discipline that he has other options at his discretion or available. Not fucking normal.
Yeah, bro got lucky the narrator was chill enough to not have any hard feelings about it💀
@@reblex3697 i mean if the narrator wasnt chill tf was he gonna do? We all know the narrator is some skinny guy he aint doing nothing to todd 😂
This is what happens when AO3-users hack the servers of God’s Kingdom.
Fake: Way too much effort for terminally online guys.
Gay: Anon thought he was on a date with the guy who cat-fished him, even after he was immediately bro-zoned.
Todd is husband material, marry him bro 😭
Advice for some people out there if a girl knows every single thing about a video game or they have some weird name like princess peach owns you DO NOT PROCEED THAT IS A MAN IF YOU HAVEN'T LEARNED FROM THIS GUYS SHORT YOU ACTUALLY RIDE THE SHORT BUS
Stay safe out there down bad people we locked in for real 😉
Wait...what did he send you a picture of?
I- huh?!
>her
Gay: me
We can be gae together
ALLAT FOR A COD DUO
So as a joke...
real and... gay?
LMFAO
I am actually catfishing a guy. That dude doing such a thing to anon is understandable. Because it gets lonely if you don't have a good friend even though you are playing the game for a year or two.
Neega wait what did you say
Why would u catfish lol is that not like a bad thing to do, your kinda tricking the other guy
Leave people who don't want to be near you the fuck alone. More people might might want to be near you if you do, or not. Quit your bullshit, or don't get mad when they fuck with you after. You're a big contributor to that "loneliness," under the belief that people will just feel bad for you and therefore won't fuck with you, which is just not true. You understanding them doesn't mean anymore shit than a rapist understanding another rapist.
This post might be fake, but the person's playing mindgames with them. Like when you say, "That's okay," or "No hard feelings" which only make sense when you're not the one pulling shit. Saying that isn't any kind of protection against the kind of consequences people will choose to pull
@@Flyfr-xg2th he's gay
When I was younger, I got catfished. I was miserable when they told me.
So, I can't help but ask: Why do you lie about who you are simply to interact with someone? If you want friends who care about you, wouldn't you want to be honest with them about who you are? Because this is a huge breach of trust. You lead that guy on willingly, playing with his feelings.