I'm actually suprised with all those videos - I've seen one or two few years ago and then this topic dies, no one was talking about it. And now it's suddenly all those new videos.
If I woke up from literal sleep and immediately had my clothes ripped off and then get blasted with soggy cereal and then soap and water.. I would be so miserable and pissy like not one time would I exit that thing pleasantly.
Those rotating threaded bars on each side and all the exposed chains running near where your head/hair would be seems like a genuinely dangerous idea lol
13:23 the image in my head of that guy being thrown around inside this contraption, exiting it all beat up and crazy looking with blended up soggy ass cereal all over him is honestly one of the greatest mental images I've had in a long time 😂
3:02 The motivation behind stuff like this is not "our employees are sleep deprived" it's "if we give them fewer reasons to leave the office, they will stay in the office". This is why tech companies often give their employees things like free food, free laundry services, access to showers etc. It's especially common in Silicon Valley because everyone's commute is awful and they know people are willing to make the trip _at most_ once a day. There are genuinely people who will stay in the office for days at a time if they have everything they need there.
Man, I love your videos! After having a stressful day at work, it was such a delight to come home and see you had a new video and man you’re one funny person and you took all the stress from my day away!! Thank you 🙏
Zoz was a whole personality across a few discovery shows back in the day. I remember watching this when it was originally broadcast, I think they used him mainly as a designer, but I might be imagining that. He was always the wacky, zany dude with the wild haircut who did all the risky testing, kind of like Tory was on Myth Busters.
I think Pinely, Gabi Belle and Chad Chad are kinda in the same genre too (group I couldn't say although I know Pinely has done collabs with the 2 I mentioned)
@@teethgrinder83 I agree with you, I was just listing a few quick ones off the top of my head and yeah maybe group isn’t the best word, but Pinely is a stretch kind of.. like I’m sure they are all cool with each other but not as close together and Chad Chad for sure I should have listed her originally.. they are definitely a little “clique”/ “group” but yeah you get what I meant. Maybe Clique is the best word to describe?
@@kevinledvina9387 oh yeah as far as group goes I couldn't say whether they are all cool with each other or not, I don't really pay that much attention to channels other than their visa and who've they've had collabs with that's kinda why I also mentioned Pinely, because he's done collabs with Chad Chad and Gabi Belle (so since I was adding those 2 to the list I added Pinely too because of that-if I'm making sense haha). But yeah, I've got what you're saying 😊👍
One thing I appreciate about Chris, is he's not afraid to say words like fuck or shit. It's nice seeing a YTer not conform to this censorship crap that TikTok and YT have been trying to push for the past 5 years.
Hey Chris, I just stumbled upon your channel and wanted to say thanks for keeping things real. I really appreciate how you don’t over-edit your videos like so many others do. Cheers!
The engineers on this show may have been inspired by 1936's Modern Times for their feeding machine. In Modern Times, Charlie Chaplin is a factory employee who is tested on with an automatic employee feeding machine. The principles are the same.
I have vague memories of a similar-ish show called ThingamaBob, where a guy would wander around and "invent" things based on what he saw, or for people who were unfortunate enough to be in his path.
I love the edit alongside your super big wordy joke about handling nuclear plutonium stuff, it grounded it back to silly and I appreciate that. Big ups my man!
Why am I am I 40 year old black woman crying laughing at this video😂....like I shouldn't be here but I am every video😅😊. These are so funny even the damn ad!!
All the discovery shows in the 2010s always had crazy deadlines because of their super fast production timelines, but it is funny that in this one they haven’t even bothered to creat a fake excuse for it lol.
I missed you bud 🫵😋happy thanksgiving forreal Chris me and the family were sitting around eating watching some of your “My husbands not gay” vid hilarious keep it up
A couple smaller gadgets with specialized uses would be great. You know like a toothpast dispenser, electric toothbrush, toaster oven, air fryers. Oohhh wait.
I'm just reading a little about it now after seeing your post and on Reddit someone mentioned a contestant making a huge anime sword to fight off "the raiders"? Sounds.... intriguing lol
Core memory unlocked! I did watch this show when it aired back in the day. Next do Smash Lab! I believe it aired around the same time when Discovery was in that high from mythbusters trying to throw everything at the wall and see what sticks
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That apple put the doctor in the hospital. Its not innocent.
Imagine if the hydraulics malfunctioned and it just launched you like a catapult right into your dresser.
Why did it look like the machine was just spraying shit right into his mouth and being really messy about it. Like a worse version of 2 girls 1 cup.
We gon snap 🤏
bro those first few frames while scanning over your thumbnail is the funniest disgusting thing ive seen in a while.
My mind is rotten.
I should be saying hi to my in-laws who just arrived but they can wait another 18 minutes.
Fuck em, this is Chris James we're talking about here...
Let them watch too you guys can bond
Your on the toilet!!!
Priorities 👍
Reject family embrace Chris James
Anyone who’s seen Wallace and Gromit knows an automated wake-up device is a highway to getting framed for grand larceny by an evil penguin
Yup can’t be avoided 😂
AHH, just stock up on model railway track and empty glass milk bottles and you'll be fine
obviously a normal person couldn't assume wallace did anything .his love for cheese makes him instantly relatable.
You started a trend with My Husband is not Gay show lol everyone is making videos about it now!
Hunt Jones did it first and then like a day later Chris did and ever since I've wanted them on a video together lol
@@meangreanbeangay
@fastinradfordable No one likes you at Thanksgiving dinner, they just put up with you, and then talk about you behind your back.
@@cheesendonuts this was so polite yet savage and I laughed so hard 😂😂😂
I'm actually suprised with all those videos - I've seen one or two few years ago and then this topic dies, no one was talking about it. And now it's suddenly all those new videos.
I think we can all agree, Myth Busters just set the bar way too high 😂
Only way it could be higher is if the female would come out top less in every third episode
@@holdupits420u first
@@holdupits420 Hell yeah, Carries hot as fuuuuuuuck 😅😅
This show was fire that being said i have not seen it since I was like 12
For real. They even out did themselves with that show.
If I woke up from literal sleep and immediately had my clothes ripped off and then get blasted with soggy cereal and then soap and water.. I would be so miserable and pissy like not one time would I exit that thing pleasantly.
This channel is what I'm thankful for.
This is like a saw device.
As a mechanic, being inside this would be a worst case nightmare.
Those rotating threaded bars on each side and all the exposed chains running near where your head/hair would be seems like a genuinely dangerous idea lol
Fast and loose with safety
@@pilot1721 fasty loosey lefty righty
Chris James, America's grandfather
That's Grandfather, First Class. Respect the rank
I love that it's almost December and you still have the skeleton in the background. I hope that it's a permanent fixture in videos moving forward
Some festive lights wouldn't hurt
13:23 the image in my head of that guy being thrown around inside this contraption, exiting it all beat up and crazy looking with blended up soggy ass cereal all over him is honestly one of the greatest mental images I've had in a long time 😂
Chris is the Reality. Chris is the Show
that freaked my mind man
But what is James?
@@andycanoy863 The Discovery Channel.
@@andycanoy863 he is the alpha channel
I didn't forget this show existed. I never knew that it existed in the first place.
Haha! Same
I wish I never knew it existed.
Or maybe you just forgot it really well
That moment of self awareness in the ad lmao 4:28
The multiple cuts to Zas getting blasted by a cocoa pebbles slurry had me legit cracking up. Awesome video.
3:02 The motivation behind stuff like this is not "our employees are sleep deprived" it's "if we give them fewer reasons to leave the office, they will stay in the office". This is why tech companies often give their employees things like free food, free laundry services, access to showers etc. It's especially common in Silicon Valley because everyone's commute is awful and they know people are willing to make the trip _at most_ once a day. There are genuinely people who will stay in the office for days at a time if they have everything they need there.
Zaz "The test dummy" is probably their version of Chumlee from pawn Stars. Doesn't really do anything, just hangs around lol
The last time I was this early at something we thought Gore had won
Dbl XP Doritos and Mtn Dew... Jesus Christ man, you sure know how to take me back.
Man, I love your videos! After having a stressful day at work, it was such a delight to come home and see you had a new video and man you’re one funny person and you took all the stress from my day away!! Thank you 🙏
Yep
10:15 Is that a human verson of an automatic car wash!? Blowing him dry!?😂😂
This is like if the band The Offspring never discovered guitars
noodles would carry
Can't unsee now
Chris has the new biggest flex, Frank the Giant Skele just chilling on his couch in the background 👀🤣🤣
Zoz was a whole personality across a few discovery shows back in the day. I remember watching this when it was originally broadcast, I think they used him mainly as a designer, but I might be imagining that. He was always the wacky, zany dude with the wild haircut who did all the risky testing, kind of like Tory was on Myth Busters.
I remember a show called "Weapon Masters" it ran a season, and was the type of show that NEEDS the Chris James treatment, also kinda fun to watch
So they think about showering and even (potentially) skinning him alive - but (conveniently) forget about going to the toilet? 😂
shh...that's why they put in the drain 💀
This show feels like an evidence video in a criminal trial
You know they chose a chocolate cereal on purpose to make it look as much like diarrhea as possible.
3:23 nice bojack reference
Abandoning most of the hygiene components is peak engineer behaviour. 😂
THAT MOUTH THING WAS WAY TOO MUCH!!!!!!
It was bordering on porno
That moment when he dove through the car window, and you did that sarcastic little smile 😂 that smile gave me the very same smile but for real😂😂
0:08 a DanksGiving miracle ❤🎉 Thanks Daddy Chris
I like the hat bro! I love how your group all supports each other. You Gabi Gunnar and Andy all share the love. Much respect!
I think Pinely, Gabi Belle and Chad Chad are kinda in the same genre too (group I couldn't say although I know Pinely has done collabs with the 2 I mentioned)
@@teethgrinder83 I agree with you, I was just listing a few quick ones off the top of my head and yeah maybe group isn’t the best word, but Pinely is a stretch kind of.. like I’m sure they are all cool with each other but not as close together and Chad Chad for sure I should have listed her originally.. they are definitely a little “clique”/ “group” but yeah you get what I meant. Maybe Clique is the best word to describe?
@@kevinledvina9387 oh yeah as far as group goes I couldn't say whether they are all cool with each other or not, I don't really pay that much attention to channels other than their visa and who've they've had collabs with that's kinda why I also mentioned Pinely, because he's done collabs with Chad Chad and Gabi Belle (so since I was adding those 2 to the list I added Pinely too because of that-if I'm making sense haha). But yeah, I've got what you're saying 😊👍
Haven’t watched a video in a couple months and started re binge-ing them last 2 days. And now you bless me with this
Thank you CJ!
"Do you hate waking up in the morning?"
Me: I haven't even been to sleep, yet.
My ribs and face hurt from the laughter. Thanks!
Congrats on being the No.1 Grandfather Chris! Im so proud of you!
0:34 basically
One thing I appreciate about Chris, is he's not afraid to say words like fuck or shit. It's nice seeing a YTer not conform to this censorship crap that TikTok and YT have been trying to push for the past 5 years.
Ahhh thanks Chris .. something NEW ! LoL. Love the dry/sarcastic humor, a favorite form if Comedy, but can only watch so many of the same show/jokes.
Hey Chris, I just stumbled upon your channel and wanted to say thanks for keeping things real. I really appreciate how you don’t over-edit your videos like so many others do. Cheers!
need to see more of this show!!! great video bro
“Do you like waking up in the morning?” Well I work nights so I sleep as long as I want
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
To this crazy channel I found and always gives me a laugh.
That wake up machine idea reminded me of "Dude, What Would Happen?" from Cartoon Network's live action era. They did their own one iirc
i missed you daddy Chris, thank you for blessing us with another educational masterpiece.
Was actually prepping the turkey as I watched this video :) Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
The engineers on this show may have been inspired by 1936's Modern Times for their feeding machine. In Modern Times, Charlie Chaplin is a factory employee who is tested on with an automatic employee feeding machine. The principles are the same.
Keep up the good work man! I've been binging your videos. Good work
I remember most of the shows you go over, but like you I never knew this show was a thing.
Oh! This reminds me of Junkyard Wars-bet you’d love that show!
I have vague memories of a similar-ish show called ThingamaBob, where a guy would wander around and "invent" things based on what he saw, or for people who were unfortunate enough to be in his path.
1:40 The design is very human.
You should cover more wacky stuff these guys did!
I love the edit alongside your super big wordy joke about handling nuclear plutonium stuff, it grounded it back to silly and I appreciate that. Big ups my man!
Why am I am I 40 year old black woman crying laughing at this video😂....like I shouldn't be here but I am every video😅😊. These are so funny even the damn ad!!
Remeber the ride into the basement of the movie Casper 😂
Those dissolving shorts exist NOW. This episode is nearly 17 years old! That technology didn't exist back then.
All the discovery shows in the 2010s always had crazy deadlines because of their super fast production timelines, but it is funny that in this one they haven’t even bothered to creat a fake excuse for it lol.
Can you please do a series on Junkyard Wars?
It was one of my favorite shows as a kid :)
11:58 … you mf’r you got me! 😂 I was listening to this episode while working and went to grab my phone to change videos.
"Look at that stance, dude is PLANTED" 🤣🤣
A show I recommend that you look into is Shipping Wars.
I'm obsessed with these videos 😂
This show was way ahead of its time. Food delivery robots and self parking cars 15 years ago were insane.
18:14 you always make my day better.
I remember this show. Loved it back then
Always excited to see a new Chris James video drop in my feed
I mean, waking up inside a device that could turn into a Saw trap without warning would definitely put a little pep in my step.
This is an amazing find to review, awesome Chris!
I actually used to love this show. It was just fun. 🤷♂️
STOP USING THE CEREAL BIT LMAOOOOO its so bad i love it
Coco Puffs not Cocoa Pebbles! I'm serious about my cereal!
The algorithm blessed me with your channel a couple days ago. I'm binge watching reality tv for the first time. 😊
Excellent video my dude! Nicely done!
LOVE the arrested development reference in the ad!
I missed you bud 🫵😋happy thanksgiving forreal Chris me and the family were sitting around eating watching some of your “My husbands not gay” vid hilarious keep it up
Favorite channel to lay back 🍃 and have a good laugh 💀
The TH-cam ad popping up while chris is talking about PIE the ad blocker was good timing.
I was just thinking to myself today, "Man, it's been a minute since Chris James dropped a banger" yet here we are!
Oh 😯
Hahaha this intro is wild! Im sat.
You mean the reality show I knew absolutely nothing about! I remember watching Next! and all those other old shows, but Idk what the hell this is.
-New- N⁰1 Grandfather?,
Congratulations, CJ! 🎉
A machine that wakes you up and gets you ready, lads Casper's dad already invented that
I was looking for this comment lol like dude had it down pat these people are just gonna kill someone with their power washing machine lmao
They need those pods for nurses that work overnight.
I've never seen this one, will need to check it out :)
I fuckin loved Prototype This. It had new episodes the same day as Mythbusters and Time Warp
I mean, it’s discount Stuff Made Here haha
A couple smaller gadgets with specialized uses would be great. You know like a toothpast dispenser, electric toothbrush, toaster oven, air fryers. Oohhh wait.
Day one of Asking Chris to check out, history channels 2009 banger, The Colony, where random ppl simulate an apocalypse
I'm just reading a little about it now after seeing your post and on Reddit someone mentioned a contestant making a huge anime sword to fight off "the raiders"? Sounds.... intriguing lol
As someone thats been binging chirs's videos from 4 years til now...
Damn boo. That glow up 🫶🏻😍🥵
Thanks for another funny video, Chris. To those who celebrate, Happy Thanksgiving! Take care.
Thank you for new stuff and just being ya self and happy Thanks giving and yea
dude I'm begging you to do a video with Hunt Jones
yeeeah this is a solid idea I've been saying
Chris and Hunt crossover episode? yes please
Thanks for making me chuckle Chris.
Congratulations, your video is the first that had a TH-cam ad run in the middle of your in-video ad. TH-cam has jumped the shark
Chris teaching all the shows I didn’t know I need so I thank you
Core memory unlocked! I did watch this show when it aired back in the day. Next do Smash Lab! I believe it aired around the same time when Discovery was in that high from mythbusters trying to throw everything at the wall and see what sticks
Happy Thanksgiving to you too😊