#dankness Karen: splish splash wearing a mask is trash Karen: *gets yelled at for not wearing a mask* Karen: splish splash this store is trash quack quack I'm not coming back
Something's wrong, I can feel it. But it was indeed good meme, maybe a bit spoiler, but good meme, maybe a bit- wait I already just said that. Oh crap.
Them: she has committed mass genocide and megolovainia along with like every other crime under the sun Me who thinks echidna is best girl for some godforsaken reason: anger
This is the "weebometer" It'll calculate your weeb level Lv1-Watch dubbed anime Lv2-Watch subbed anime Lv3-Pay for dubbed anime Lv4-Watch subbed anime that aren't from your country Lv5-Watch anime without sub or dub Lv6-Watch anime without sub or dub,and understand it Lv7-Watch anime dubbed in other countries,but subbed in Japanese
Me: going to visit my friends house Covid-19: you shall not pass to see your friends house Me: who discovered this thing and why dose it exist? #DANKMEME
#dankness Who would win? Uzi-chan: Feeds of a stick mag, has a folding stock, has many versions, always classic. Tommy-chan: Can feed off of a stick mag or drum mag, has a solid stock, has many versions, nicknamed "The Chicago Typewriter," fires the powerful .45 ACP cartridge, war hero.
I just finished watching again Little Witch Academia, I go to TH-cam and the 1st video in my recommendation have a thumbnail with Little Witch Academia. Yay!
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Me: Knows a weeb girl
Also me: We used to have a crush on each other
Her: Well Im lesbian now
#Dankness
now you know another weeb girl
Same
PorygonToast :P i feel you there man exact same thing happened to me
Relatable
Most of my friends are weeb girls, we are the only weebs in the class except this one guy who is a closet weeb
Fun fact, doing something illegal is illegal
nAh rEalLy
K
Yes
Why are you always here, sitting at the top!?
PorygonToast :P
The secret ingredient is *bots*
#dankness
Me: has depression
My dog: I'm about to end this man's whole depression.
#dankness
Karen: splish splash wearing a mask is trash
Karen: *gets yelled at for not wearing a mask*
Karen: splish splash this store is trash quack quack I'm not coming back
Alyssa_TNT Gymnast lol
She ain’t comin back cause she is now banned
Manager:Whoop de Scoop let's ban this piece of poop
Karen can eat its own ass
#dankness
Karen: gets promoted to manager
The employees: she’s become the very thing she’s sworn to destroy,
Random thought: Why can people die on their birthday, but cannot be born on their deathday? 🤔🤔🤔
@@FatihLock no lol
@Polandball Yeah even if 'deathday' was a thing and your would die in your bday, dday and bday would be same day.
You can
It's possible, it's called "Not paying the doctor"
Bull shit. My sister was dropped the day she was born and died.
When the first meme is a Little Witch Academia meme: “Huzzah! A man of quality!”
Thanks for sauce
Same
Yes
There are bna memes to you know
You have 69 sibs
#dankess
TH-cam comments: on notification for 1k likes
Reddit post: ring ring your phone must bing
Dude why did u post so many comments
Alyssa_TNT Gymnast so I have a better chance of getting featured, it’s big brain,
@@j34eeriscue29 I mean I think he has seen multiple of your comments in this comment section so he didn't pick you :/
Online Yeet that’s not true I was featured yesterday
Memellion: posts
Me in the comments: hi, instead of first
It’s like hiding in plain sight
#Dankness
Same
How can someone be so wise in the arts of stealth
1
#dankness
Son:gets hit by a car:
Mom: hes fine just take some pain killers.
I like
Uraraka Approved
Uraraka Ochako
U GOT FEAUTURED CONGRATS
@@mmaryy9696 I'm proud of this Accomplishment :) U better get featured Or I'm gonna say The N word
No!! Dont say the n word u dont have privileges
Don’t say the n word that’s racist
#dankness
Me: *is about to clean my room*
My mom: ClEaN yOuR dUcKiNg RoOm!
Me: Well now I'm not doing it. .\_/.
I'll be completely honest. "Mad milk." was the funniest thing in that whole video.
@Tristan Ellis Gaming i always thought it was "bada bum tss"
Me: has meme trying to get featured
Also me: forgets it 2 seconds later
I’ll fricking do it again
#Dankness
#dankness
Keep inventory player: dies
Keep inventory player:
Oh no!
Anyway-
9:57
"Guys your peepee might get massacred anyday"
Me: *sees bottom right*
Also me: tis a sacrifice I'm willing to make
#dankness
Teacher: Why are you laughing?
Me: Nothing
In my head: Freddie Mecurry
Your spacing between memes is legit perfect to keep me here instead of doing my work.
#Dankness
Driver: so what is your best jutsu?
Itachi: ...
Driver: so what is your best jutsu?
Driver: Visible confusion
Something's wrong, I can feel it.
But it was indeed good meme, maybe a bit spoiler, but good meme, maybe a bit- wait I already just said that. Oh crap.
Karen when the store manager tell’s her to put a mask on : splish splash your opinion is trash
Manager:
Roses are red
There's no way this rhyme
Get out of my domain fucking oxyge waste
Lmao yeet
A TH-camr: posts
The guy who gets first by not saying first: I’m not the messiah!
The rest of the comments: HE’S THE MESSIAH!!!!!1!!!!!1!11!
#Dankness
#dankness
Son: literally dying
Mom: *its becasue of that damn phone*
Boomer:
the
WHAT?
Funtime Freddy damn lol
5:23 That Voice Crack Tho XD
#Dankness
Child: Gets run over by train.
Karen: Now, where are my essential oils?
Girl:I bet he’s thinking of other girls
Guy: why doesn’t caves in Minecraft collapse?
#dankness
why dont caves irl collapse?
Filthy Frank when they hear Chin-Chin: I'm in danger
Filthy Frank when they hear Pink Guy: Kalm!
8:08 intellectual moment
0:38 you summed up avatar better than i ever could
#Dankness
Time traveler:quick what day is it
Me: July 2020
Time traveler: did aliens made anime real or not after everyone died
Me: :-[ >:-[
I’m looking through the comments at the beginning while the ad loads
@@firstplayers396 bruh I'm on my phone So no ads for me no thx
3:32 You have provoked a gang war
#Dankness
TH-camr: lik an subscribbb for cookie
Memellion: I can milk you
#Dankness
Me: tries to get featured so comments 4 memes
The comments of the meme: i can milk you
i can milk you
i can milk you
1:31 same energy
W-w-wait...
Ma-mad milk?
*Hey overalls! Hey whimps! Catch this!
*S P L A S H*
I hate that ducking thing...
#Dankness
Echidna: *Looks like Emilia but Million times cuter*
Subaru: *"I love Emilia"*
Fans: *Visible Confusion*
When normal meme compilations just arent enough anymore
2:55 Chad Echidna for me is the Knuckles from Sonic Boom
#Dankness
No one:
Not a single soul:
Me when I forget a meme for a featured comment: *Ah sh¡t here we go again*
I forgot my joke and thought of this -_-
jokes on u i write mine down
ExCuSe mE HatsuMe *what do we do boss he’s to powerful*
Nobody:
Robot voice: S U N D E E R S
#Dankness
7:05 [*SOFTLY] *Sauce.....now*
0:09 lol I remember that anime: Little Witch Academia
1:21
Inosuke when something needs to be explained
Memellion's comment section: #dankness *some funny shiet*
Me: I just want sauces
3:30 you are wronooooooooog
5:03 that was so funny!
I remember this scene!
#dankness
-For how long have you been playing minecraft?
-7 years
-So you must have defeated the ender dragon, right?
*Crying cat with microphone*
It always makes it better when it goes to static right after an ad.
4:06 Me: Hello there.
Grievous: General Kenobi!
#dankness
7:42
From a flip flop to a FRIKING AWM
8:17
That song bangs
Things that make my heart race
Exercise 5%
Almost getting run over by a car 20%
My teacher coming into the class with an exam 500%
Like the memes of Echidna. Been waiting to see her animated for some time now
Them: she has committed mass genocide and megolovainia along with like every other crime under the sun
Me who thinks echidna is best girl for some godforsaken reason: anger
2:01
fun fact, Uzi-Chan is saying "Senpai" in Hebrew
that's a possible reference to Uzi being a pretty common name for males in Israel
5:11 you had my curiosity but now you have my attention
#dankness
Me:*sleeps in bed calmly*
The loud ringing noise in my ear: Imma bout to end this whole persons career
Something you should know
Depression makes you sad
#Dankness
Someone: **Attacks old guy with a white beard**
Old Guy with a white beard: **So you have chosen death**
3:39
Btw, "Klein" means in Germany "small"
0:37
As a procrastinator myself, I can confirm this is true.
#dankness
Me, depressed:
My mom: *takes away my belongings*
Also my mom: Medic
0:30 bro this legit reminded me of my assignment thx
Hell yeah, Re Zero memes!
0:55
Dude, you have to resolve some puzzle to have demon wifu
Fun fact, we’re born at a very young age
Lll
You learn something new everyday
K
Yes
0:19 I like how I was able to predict each one of these
#dankness
Me: *replies someone elses **#dankness** comment*
Them: *gets featured*
Me: "I raised that boy."
2:00 For anyone wondering, it says "senpai".
#Dankness
Echidna: **Gets Rejected**
The Rejected Squad: *First Time?*
3:30 was not expecting that...
4:53 I seriously want to know the context for that.
1:12 By what sword is she meaning?? Wait... IS SHE A TRAP?!?!
Me: I'm sorry that I dropped you.
Milk: Kay thanks, but why did you drop me?
Me: Well, I saw my father looking at you, and I couldn't risk it.
#dankness Re:Zero: *releases new episode* Memellion: Now this looks like a job for me
Kobe has been real quiet since this came out
He doesn't use the living room in his house anymore *. . .*
Nice as always memelliom ^_^
People: Live happy lives and deal with nice customers
Karen: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
6:59- that looks like Merlin from Nanatsu No Taizai
3:30 I latterly gagged when I saw this
This video has so many re:zero memes
AND I LOVE IT!
Me before sleeping: Starts watching this vid .
Till 3:01 ... no longer .
Wonder why?
you can swing a sword with no katana. LITERALY USE A DIFFERENT TYPE OF SWORD A KATANA IS JUST A TYPE OF SWORD OF WITCH THERE ARE MILLIONS
i am sorry that i dropped you, **MILK**
Everyone making fun of America for having to many guns: it's so dangerous!
Japan in anime: I'm about to end this mans whole career
Flying doggo
This is the "weebometer"
It'll calculate your weeb level
Lv1-Watch dubbed anime
Lv2-Watch subbed anime
Lv3-Pay for dubbed anime
Lv4-Watch subbed anime that aren't from your country
Lv5-Watch anime without sub or dub
Lv6-Watch anime without sub or dub,and understand it
Lv7-Watch anime dubbed in other countries,but subbed in Japanese
Me: going to visit my friends house
Covid-19: you shall not pass to see your friends house
Me: who discovered this thing and why dose it exist?
#DANKMEME
indeed it is...... it truly is amazing
#dankness
Who would win?
Uzi-chan: Feeds of a stick mag, has a folding stock, has many versions, always classic.
Tommy-chan: Can feed off of a stick mag or drum mag, has a solid stock, has many versions, nicknamed "The Chicago Typewriter," fires the powerful .45 ACP cartridge, war hero.
5:30: answer, going to the oblivion for 1 minute
**sees a helltaker meme**
"You son of a bitch, I'm in."
#Dankness
#dankness
Me: goes to let a fat one out
*Stays there for 3 hour*
Siblings: are you dead yet
Me: let me poop in peace
7:31 me, a minecraft player: wondering why the half of 2b2t is searching for the reason of her suffering
Confused confusing confusion
lol 😂 6:53
3:30 i fell sick and blegh
"I'm sorry that i dropped you, milk"
I just finished watching again Little Witch Academia, I go to TH-cam and the 1st video in my recommendation have a thumbnail with Little Witch Academia. Yay!
Angry milk looks at me and stay angry until i don't comment.
Me: I will do what i must.
#DANKNESS
3 Other ways to say poop sock
1. The sock of poop
2. Sock. Now includes poop!!!
3. Poop stuffed sock
3:31 *Loads shotgun with malicious intent*
1:30-1:35: cute bunny