I always love a good list of things that one or more people are "no longer allowed to do", because there's always a good selection of references to "noodle incidents" among their number.
On that last list ... all I could think of when he said "End of list...." was "for now!" **Thermo nuclear trebuchet with self replicating bee generators** muhahah
I was nearly killed with that last story... Seriously, sternum seeking death kittens? And how the card game isn't an idea generator... That last one, I know many people who would argue that one...
I dont know if all the human space pirate stories are the same space pirate (one author has done several at least) but it's nice to believe several are one and the same character kicking about space.
Mmh there was lots of good ideas on that list, thank you for sharing it... now where i put my singularity....ou...i need to build new dog house it seems
let's see if i can come up with a crazy weapon of sorts.... hmm what about a huge hunk of metal shaped as 2 hammers meeting at the bottom handles and you spin it around in incredible speeds and hurl it towards a planet.... ?
I finally got to a recent video. I just want to say that I’m very happy that your making videos for these kinds of stories, I’m very into them recently and glad to have found this outlet. However I have to ask, what type of accent do you have? I have literally never heard it before and it makes it extremely hard to hear the actual stories or figure out who is actually talking in those stories. It sounds like you’re trying to force out the words. Is that your natural speaking voice, because if it is not, can you please talk normally? It sounds like you’re in pain.
@@AgroSquerril Just watched it. I’m glad you added the words of the story. The main issue I find with you’re videos is that you seem to put emphasis on random word and speed through other, with no rime or reason. It also sounds like you’re straining to simply talk (which has been something since before you strained your voice).
The stories are hit and miss, and the likes are probably due to the stories and not for his reading. He has 4k subs because he has a bit of everything for everyone, not because each video is popular for all his subscribers.
I always love a good list of things that one or more people are "no longer allowed to do", because there's always a good selection of references to "noodle incidents" among their number.
Heh, always love that reference.
In the 1930s some flour companies made the sacks out of fabric printed to be used in making pretty clothes.
"Cards Against Humanity is a game, not a weapon concept generator."
Well it wasn't *before* you said that. It is now.
yarp
On that last list ... all I could think of when he said "End of list...." was "for now!"
**Thermo nuclear trebuchet with self replicating bee generators** muhahah
Bees with chainsaws.
@@davidreedy7597 Chainsaw cannons
@@burnerheinz FIRED FROM A HARPOON
Fully automatic, chainsaw harpoon, cannons.
@@calvingreene90 With bear traps.
Is this an extension on the list of things Dr Bright is not allowed to do? Also, bees, my God.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
Another list to read. I found a guy who read Mr. Welch, but it was awkward.
YES.
BUT IN SPACE!
And i'm reminded of Tex's 'Steiner Scout Lance.
INFINITE AMERICAN NESTING DOLL!!!! I CANT BREATHE!!!!!!
I was giggling like a schoolgirl
That's the one got me, makes ya proud....
Well, what are multi warhead ICBMs but a bullet that shoots bullets?
BASS CANNON!!!! ROFL
A gun that shoots guns.... Been playing borderlands much?
1: When you can't avoid having a slave... make them your relative instead.
2: I see that Mr. Welch made it to space.
Listening to the list of stuff reminds me of mr. Welch and the things mr. Welch cannot do in a role-playing game.
yarp
And the list it inspired: Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do.
I do love a story with a happy ending,
Also elves in space?
possibly
Eldar. Those knife-eared assholes aee just as bad in Warhammer.
I have a feeling that list is going to be longer fairly soon.
Who hired the evil cousin of Colin Furze for the second story?
*DR. BEES!*
It's Furze on espresso and cold medication.
I was nearly killed with that last story... Seriously, sternum seeking death kittens? And how the card game isn't an idea generator... That last one, I know many people who would argue that one...
Especially playing with folks who lean towards the 'I can't make anything funny with what I have, so I'll go for just fecking wrong.' style of play.
@@robertschumacher2707Wait, that *isn't how everyone plays it?!
Now I want to see a story where the human introduces his alien friends to Cards Against Humanity...
I don't think there's a single HFY universe where the xenos are, or ever will be, ready for That.
That second one did me harm I laughed so hard.
:)
How have I missed this one? Great stories mate.
Glad you enjoyed
LMAO at the Cards Against Humanity is not a weapon concept generator line. I mean... It could be. A lot of the weapons would be icky though, lol.
Both of these are amazing
No, LET'S weaponize bees! And some wasps.
bZzZzzzZ
Dude, hornets. They come pre-weaponized.
My code name? Algorythm11! Trust me, I'm an engineer. I invented the Infinite American Nesting Doll.
. . . That exceed 50 Mt ?!? SWEET JEEBUS!
Also BEEEES!!!
50 mt that's weak you at least need to quadrupole that to even be fun for an infant
I dont know if all the human space pirate stories are the same space pirate (one author has done several at least) but it's nice to believe several are one and the same character kicking about space.
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
For the algorithm
Space Dr. Bright
To Spite the Algorithm.
Fire crackers that exceed 50 MEGATON !? FIRE CRACKERS !? I don't call that fire cracker.
Anyone else Cringe at the thought of: Sternum Seeking Assault Death Kittens !
Sternum seeking comes naturally to some cats. So training kittens would not be that hard.
Mmh there was lots of good ideas on that list, thank you for sharing it... now where i put my singularity....ou...i need to build new dog house it seems
Any more stories like the 2nd one and I will die ... I will die laughing, but dying I will :)
Cards against humanity is a game, not a concept generator.
why cant it be both?
That was my favorite
Says you...
Cards Against Humanity is not a weapons idea generator....until now.
Poland can into space XD
I was cry laughing by the end of the second one good job
Algorithm be pleased.
For the algorithm
For the algorithm
For the algorithm
FOR THE ALGORITHM
For the algorithm
For the algorithm
let's see if i can come up with a crazy weapon of sorts.... hmm what about a huge hunk of metal shaped as 2 hammers meeting at the bottom handles and you spin it around in incredible speeds and hurl it towards a planet.... ?
could word
that depends on how dense the hammers are going to be
Jfc
I finally got to a recent video. I just want to say that I’m very happy that your making videos for these kinds of stories, I’m very into them recently and glad to have found this outlet. However I have to ask, what type of accent do you have? I have literally never heard it before and it makes it extremely hard to hear the actual stories or figure out who is actually talking in those stories. It sounds like you’re trying to force out the words. Is that your natural speaking voice, because if it is not, can you please talk normally? It sounds like you’re in pain.
I am South African\Brittish. Keep an eye out for TFOS667 and on wards and let me know what you think. I changed some techniques.
@@AgroSquerril Just watched it. I’m glad you added the words of the story. The main issue I find with you’re videos is that you seem to put emphasis on random word and speed through other, with no rime or reason. It also sounds like you’re straining to simply talk (which has been something since before you strained your voice).
Tfw Poland cant into space
You have almost 4K subs and these only get like 30 likes???
That’s wack
The stories are hit and miss, and the likes are probably due to the stories and not for his reading. He has 4k subs because he has a bit of everything for everyone, not because each video is popular for all his subscribers.
@@braxat52 oh... y a know im actually happy with that answer
and so am i :D also most of my videos are slow burners. Takes a week to peak in views and likes
Poland cannot into space
For the algorithm.
Poland never into space...
Poland 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
What is the story behind the list
yarp
Praise the Prophet
for the algorithm
Bees 🐝🐝🐝
Weeeeeeeeeeeee
101st, 4 July 2023
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
👏👏👏👏👏
For the algorithm
For the algorithm
For the algorithm
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For the algorithm
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For the algorithm