@@Oretal it's like a saturday morning cartoon villain appearing once every few weeks, except instead of tying people to train tracks she just has diarrhea. One of the greatest characters of our generations.
The bot comment haiku was actually really good. The way a haiku is truly supposed to be if you're a purist is that each line conveys its own idea, and all 3 together create a whole scene. That haiku did so beautifully
I never forgot the outro to News in Haikus All of your songs stick with me. Especially parodies. I literally was kept awake last night because my brain kept playing Jack City Bich
This is genuinely how I teach my 3/4th graders what a Haiku is and how to get the syllables. Can’t believe I’ve been watching jacksfilms since I was a student myself…
@@willohm5439 Jschlatt (an American TH-camr and twitch streamer) repeated the joke on a podcast or something. So you’re right about it being an inbox thing, it was just made more popular by schlatt
I don't know if it's the nostalgia from hearing the haiku tune, but while i was smiling at this video i thought, wow jacksfilms has been making me giggle and smile for over 10 years. So i just want to say, thank you Mr. Jacksfilms for that!
To quote Tally Hall I give you a Haiku after all this time "I have been trying To write a haiku for you Some things I just can't do Maybe you're beyond Ancient Asian poetry Or maybe it's just me"
This is an all time great. Instant classic. Best haiku machine. Actually pretty surprised we didn't get a baby shoes; never worn. Still peak comedy. You're one of the best.
Diarrhea Megan continues to be a recurring character
I’m so happy Megan keeps appearing
@@Oretal it's like a saturday morning cartoon villain appearing once every few weeks, except instead of tying people to train tracks she just has diarrhea.
One of the greatest characters of our generations.
@@JamesTheCelestial THAT’S A GREAT WAY OF PUTTING IT LOL! Her whole shtick is the best. Seeing her tweet something is always funny
Isn't she in the council?
Diarrhea Meg, a recurring character, shows up once again. (5,7,5)
unironically this tune is how i learned to count syllables, i was incapable of doing it before
Same. I still use it whenever I see haikus in the wild
i follow haiku bot on tumblr and i always mentally read all of its reblogs with the haiku tune. it’s awful do not recommend
The haiku videos helped me properly learn how to format them right. I think of the song whenever I have to make a haiku.
That's really interesting tbh
I can only read haikus like this now
Every time I see a haiku, I hear the tune. At this point I've accepted that for the rest of my life I'm gonna count syllables with Jacksfilms
Glad I'm not the only one.
This tune is how I check if a haiku has enough syllables.
No one tell the subreddit *explosion*
Ngl the tunes REALLY helped me back when my english teacher give haikus for assignment, so thankful
Ogh real
Every time I see
A haiku, I hear the tune
I've accepted that
diarrhea megan is my fave character in the jacksfilms universe
🤤
@@diarrheamegan i thought about you while i was having diarrhea this morning megan
I WAS JUST ON THAT ONE WHILE READING THIS
Jar jar stinks is gonna stay with me for the rest of my life jesus
THE JESUS FEET ONE TOO WOW FUCKING BANGER OF A YIAY
I'm gonna quote it now
you're welcome
Jar jar stinks is gon-
-na stay with me for the rest
of my life jesus
Athena found here,
in a comment section, wow
what a thing to see
WE DID IT, WE GOT THE UNLIMITED GAMES QUESTION ON YIAY
We need Jack on Chuckle Sandwich
That'd be so funny@@ronanmchugh2253
I do not know why
Jack didn’t understand it
Seemed crystal to me
Jack is already two steps ahead of the question- he has unlimited games and no games (rip be funny now)
We did it reddit
Five syllable words
Seven syllable Sentence
Five syllable words
I couldn't help but
Notice the number of likes
On your comment; nice
Okay guys, why are
There haikus in the replies?
What is going on?
@@ChloekabanOfficial
Because we're having
A little something called fun
You should try sometime
@@animal_empyre
guys can you please just
stop fighting right now or else
im deleting this
@@yeshejksistn
I wasn't even
Fighting with them, it's something
Called *playful banter*
3:33 If Walter White wrote a haiku
And it’s the best one
@@goblin_gurlwhat about jar jar stinks
Reading newspaper,
Hmm now where could my pipe be?
What the fuck, Garfield?!
NOT THE GARFIELD STRIP!😂
A man sits alone
Talking to an absent cat
Schizophrenia
300th liker... lmao
8:27 I often forget that Jack is an actually good singer lmao
Yeah, it's almost like our yearly reminder of his singing chops was... postponed. Delayed. Taken out by a sharpshooter?
this comment is a haiku if you consider lmao to be two syllables
@@shoes4clues955
I often forget
the Jack is an actually
good singer l-mao
man you're right
@@tzarg
Ack-ch-ly
VS
Ack-choo-a-ly
I will never tire of diarrheamegan
can’t believe we got the News in Haikus outro back before the YIAY outro
The poetry YIAYs are always my favourite ☺️❤️
Where's my
"The Chargoggagogg
manchauggagoggchaubuna
gungamaugg Lake Sign"
He was too intimidated to say it
I got dementia,
Oh no I got dementia,
I got dementia
I was crazy once
They locked me into a room
One with rubber rats
@@animal_empyre
Crazy? I was once
Locked in rubber room with rats
Rats make me crazy
@@Healion123
I like how we both
Did the same copypasta
Props to you, my friend
Sales proposition:
They haven't ever been worn
Shoes for babies (2)
Jacksfilms, please bring back.
Your series, News In Haikus.
Please do it or else.
The bot comment haiku was actually really good. The way a haiku is truly supposed to be if you're a purist is that each line conveys its own idea, and all 3 together create a whole scene. That haiku did so beautifully
Diarrhea Megan when Constipation Chris walks in
Unstoppable force vs. immovable object
@@mowlowl who is the object
@@jsnUej39hrsbOQmwJqw92bLgoPThe Concerning Amount Of Shit
sounds like a 2sentence2horror post
I never forgot the outro to News in Haikus
All of your songs stick with me. Especially parodies. I literally was kept awake last night because my brain kept playing Jack City Bich
Is this loss?
That’s a really bad Haiku
Try again next time
No it's found
no
Lost In Space
Of innocence? *Always*
Jack not getting the unlimited bacon meme NOOOOO
nah, I think he definitely got it based on his reaction
This is genuinely how I teach my 3/4th graders what a Haiku is and how to get the syllables. Can’t believe I’ve been watching jacksfilms since I was a student myself…
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 NOICE
4:37 THE RETURN OF DIARRHEA MEGAN
i see the word haiku and like a sleeper agent i start humming the tune
thanks for the vid, jack
yet another hit from the
most caring beta
The News in Haikus theme hit like a truck, super glad to hear it again
This song is how I remember Haikus. Thank you for changing my life Jack
6:46 is a good haiku because like traditional ones, it references the seasons (the gay frogs symbolizing spring)
The news in haikus reference was epic sauce
I miss News in Haikus :(
diarrhea megan is my favorite side character
thabk You, Apreciate greatly
@@diarrheameganCouldn't stop laughing over you haiku, that shit's comedy GOLD! 🤣🤣🤣
1:19 MOM I MADE IT
Holy shit yours was funny great job
3 haikus in and this is already an all timer
I love the little tune you use so much
jacksfilms out here singlehandedly keeping the haiku format alive
Jack, when you have your viewers write the haikus for you, it's not exactly your personal gift anymore
I love that Jack is having so much fun reading this. Also, these are the best quality haikus.
3:00 - Love seeing the confusion on Jack’s face upon reading this line from this Haiku chosen by the Council.
The real haikus were
The friends made along the way-
Oh shit wrong channel
7:13 - the fact im seeing a resurgence in this meme 15 years after after it was born fills me with great joy @MrSark will live forever
I just lost my goat
Alexander has no kid
I combined two things
The News in Haikus theme was just the fanservice I was looking for.
The news in haikus
theme was just the fanservice
I was looking for
Baby shoes for sale
Wait has this been done before?
The baby is dead
Please sin again
Was trying to type sing, but this works
Damn someone hit him with the schlatt question
What is the schlatt question?
@@willohm5439 7:08
@@650Massive I thought that was an Inbox reference? What is schlatt lol
@@willohm5439 Jschlatt (an American TH-camr and twitch streamer) repeated the joke on a podcast or something. So you’re right about it being an inbox thing, it was just made more popular by schlatt
Wow! Is this the loss? *smug face and laughtrack ensues* i did the funni
[LAUGHTER]
Add another syllable to the first sentence and add five more at the end and it’s a haiku
@@Subterra500alright
@@Subterra500 i did it
7:52 I SCREAMED BC SOME STRANGER GAVE ME THAT BOOK WHEN I WAS 11 AND ITS JUST BEEN ON MY SHELF WATCHING ME EVER SINCE
4:45 this person has appeared on multiple yias and they always crack me up
megans haiku really made me genuinely laugh out loud
This one’s really a _loss_ 😔
i chime in with a
"haven't you people heard of
closing the damn door"
Jschlatt reference on jacksfilms!? 7:07
The reference is actually older than that. The original question was on an episode of Respawn Inbox with APL Fisher and Mr Sark in the early 2010's.
THE AUDIO LISTENERS CHUCKLE ON MY SANDWICH TILL I LOVE EM TO DEATH
internet comment etiquette reference
It's from inbox but the fact you said jschlatt and not chuckle sandwich hurts me
I didn’t know how much I missed the News in Haikus song at the end until I heard you do it again Jack. I’d love for that to come back some way!
I'm feeling nostalgic because of the outro, goddamn-
Lots of laughs in this one jack, much appreciated 🙂
I would watch an entire channel of this. I've missed it so much. Blind reading is great.
Ive never caught one within the first hour, this is a transcedent experience lmao
Most he’s acknowledged news in haikus in years. I miss that series
1:33 fantastic editing jason
DIARRHEA MEGAN MY BELOVED
btw thanks jack, your "haiku song" has tainted all the haikus i read in my entire life since i heard it for the first time
The news in haikus outro had me actually nostalgic I have terminal brainrot
I was born with birth defect;
Forced to add two extra syllables
To each line of my haiku.
Jack is never beating the toilet humor allegations
In the words of my favorite man who wrote a haiku for you when having to say 5 words,
“I never learned how to count.”
1:57
Well at least Peter
Isn’t drinking, to be fair
This doesn’t help though
That's not a haiku
You put 6 in the last line
But I'll give you props
@@animal_empyre
I fixed the comment
Now the syllables work, right
Thanks for the advice
@@Paddylol
You're welcome, my friend,
Did you like the video
As much as I did?
I'm just a raccoon
Dancing round in a circle
Pedro pedro pe
Yiay is still my favorite TH-cam series ever
I don't know if it's the nostalgia from hearing the haiku tune, but while i was smiling at this video i thought, wow jacksfilms has been making me giggle and smile for over 10 years. So i just want to say, thank you Mr. Jacksfilms for that!
plz bring back news in haikus just hearing you sing the outro made me kick my feet like a little kid
3:33 in just 4 words, write a haiku!
I can in 3:
Methamphetamine
Decriminalization
Methamphetamine
7:21 goddamnit jack
jack NEEDS to be on chuckle sandwich
8:00 Even by accident, Jack makes haikus
Thats not a haiku
If you include the Bible verse and number, it’s the right amount of syllables
@@TheSamkrox bro no its not, a haiku is 5-7-5 count the damn syllables
@@antimatterg
John Three Sixteen Show (5)
Me them piggies oink oink al- (7)
right let them dogs out (5)
@@TheSamkrox oh
The best haikus episode ever.
jack always be poggers! epic gamers unite!
I was really hoping 0:52 would end with “my farts are better”
Snake walks into bar
Bartender looks at the snake
“How did you do that”
the surprise cee-lo got me
"Is this loss?" We all say in unison
i remember the News In Haikus outro
i remember
Dog walks into bar
I can’t see a single thing
I’ll have this one here
The haiku outro goes hard
I remember those days. I miss those days.
I am a nurse, and i have a difficult day at the hospital, this video cheer me up, thanks jack and thanks to the jacsksfilms community :)
0:11 is this loss?
aww I miss the News in Haikus outro
To quote Tally Hall I give you a Haiku after all this time "I have been trying
To write a haiku for you
Some things I just can't do
Maybe you're beyond
Ancient Asian poetry
Or maybe it's just me"
The old school fan service at the end, Thank you!
This is an all time great. Instant classic. Best haiku machine. Actually pretty surprised we didn't get a baby shoes; never worn. Still peak comedy. You're one of the best.
I swear to god some of these were in the previous haiku video
Yes I do remember the days of news in haikus. It is what lit the fire of my passion for haikus.
3:33 I don't know if there was a competition, but this person won.
3:23 bro looking pasta
Aldente. He even said it
I miss News In Haikus. Would love to see it come back
This song lives rent free in my head every single time I write a haiku
I want to say your News In Haikus and by proxy this tune is what made me like them so much
we need a compilation of how many times diarrhea megan has been in yiay
Why is this like…the funniest YIAY in a LONGGG TIME 😂😂😂
6:40 makes me wonder. Did American couples who got married on that day... consummate the marriage? Celebrating the wedding musta been a bit awkward...
did they find a *good* way to rhyme methamphetamine with methamphetamine twice