"Dans language in this video is exceptionally expletive so for the goodness of Christmas we have taken the rare and dramatic decision to bleep his bad words so we don't both get coal" *oh wee*
Did you guys know theres a 10 years anniversary The Impossible Quiz game that recently came out?!?!?! And its Christmas theme too *wiN K WINK nudge nudge*
if you really want to mess with someone or just genuinely hate them you can tell them you found a nice relaxing video which requires maximum volume and then show them this
"Turn down the volume on your headphones right now." *turns up volume* Phone: Turning your earphones up to this volume may result in permanent hearing loss. *turns it up more*
Dan: *HIT ME WITH AN ARPEGGIO*
Phil: EeEeEeEeEeeEeee
Saliloo ! Close enough I suppose 😂😂
*all i want for christmas is*
*two british men yelling at a video game*
suga kookies with a cup of tae. Your username is (almost) everything.
suga kookies with a cup of tae 👏👏👏 same
Me
Ah yes, the best gift of all!
I scream internally every time I see an army member
Phil: "Give us a thumb up if you can't hear anymore."
Me: "What did he ask us to do?"
Captions. But we'll be blind too soon
what?
I’m already wearing a hearing aid, save me. 😂
how do you know it was a question
@@Nataszawithaz damn you really caught them out lmao
Dan: **curses excessively the whole video**
Phil: Clop off you clopping clopper!
Dan: *wOAH*
(9:14)
Dan: * surprised Pikachu *
rock paper scissors
Dan: 3... 2... 1...
Phil: 1... 2... 3...
...close enough
dan is turning into little phil with his occasional oh dears
mel's.little.bow_ oh dear
mel's.little.bow_ and Phil is slowly turning into Dan
your mum yeah let's not forget the goddamn idiot bird Phil *is* turning into Dan and Dan is turning into Phil
your mum yep
night.
Dan- poor me I lost my voice
Also Dan- *sings high pitched falsetto without a voice crack*
Nina B I know right
them singing baby its cold outside was the cutest thing ever
cutest? are you sure? lmao
But the jacksflims version
mmm im crafting
Thank you Quackity, very cool!
Northern downpour sends its loveeeeee
I can’t believe dan didn’t throw the iPad across the room tbh
Eden Caswell Same thank god he didnt throw the chair
Eden Caswell he almost broke it
"One clipity clopity short of a my little pony Tumblr tag" -Dan 2k17
“Clop off you clopping clopper” PHIL LANGUAGE
Kittycornthefangirl “watch yo profanity”
There ain’t no sign of
p o p p i n’
Sadiesaurus v Your profile pic is my soul 😂😂
And I brought some corn for s t o p p I n'
Lmao 😂
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“Fxck the snowman and everything he fxcking stands for!”
Me too Dan
"Clop off you clopping clopper" Phil Lester 2k17
Christina T
Whoa.
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
"Down below the fucking hole you just fell into you _fucking fucker_ " Dan Howell 2k17
the closest thing we have to phil swearing
Christina T Christian server
Get you a man that looks at you the way Phil looks at that spider
That was very *Mariah Scary*
Amanda Francesca spooky week could never
I fucking choked 😭😂
Amanda Francesca lol it wasn’t Halloween
It definitely wasn't a silent night for dan and phil's neighbours
ba dum tss
HailG3 *bows* thank you,thank you 😂😂
Now we want DanAndPhilSing
YESSS PLEASE
The Ladders EP
yes.
Ok so hear me out.I want a video where Dan plays the piano and Phil sings.Please?No?Ok.
YES
All I needed was for Dan and Phil to do Baby it’s cold outside as a duet and I have officially had the best Christmas
I'm overjoyed
Same 😊
*signs petition*
Michelle Ponce I actually hate that song because I get bad vibes from that song...it creeps me out man....
I didn't expect it lol
Dan: it’s Mario but with screaming
Me: that’s literally just Mario.
😂
Nice pfp
Super Mario Sunshine
SMG4 Mario is characterised by spaghetti and screaming😱🍝
Dan: *tries to escape old branding*
Also dan: *llamas*
Lol
I love how only about 50% of the swearing is bleeped out in the gaming videos. XD
SuperJanGames low key my favourite thing
there is so many swear words that it will take 20 hours to bleep them out.
SuperJanGames if they bleeped everything out we would never have videos because it would take them too long to do it because of Dan
SuperJanGames that's how you know Dan edits 😂😂
SuperJanGames Censored^
"Singing and then suddenly screaming and panicking"
*So basically me everyday*
Vanessa Hansmann Same
_one clippety cloppety short of a my Little pony Tumblr tag_
I read this as he said it
Olivia Schutz same
*Oh, dear.*
SuperJanGames Oh phear
oh deer
Am I the only one who thinks Dan' fursona is a fallow deer
*We even call them "daniel" in Poland*
Oh, DEER!!
*oh, jemima.*
Phil: The prize is a giant gummy spider!
Me: How festive...
Megan Childs your profile picture is amazing
I love how they said this wasn't going to be a Dan Vs Phil yet they ended up being just as competitive XD
Did anyone else think phil was so adorable when he said `yay` when Dan gave him the spider?
Annie Bananie YES
Annie Bananie YES
Annie Bananie I'VE NEVER SMILED THIS WIDE BEFORE
D:Cuz he wanted to make it N O H O M O
P:*hahaha* so...
Time??
5:08
You're welcome
Hello from 2019
I think monsters inc has been innovating. This is how they collect their screams now
Lordefartsquad omg xD
you are the reason im living
Lordefartsquad I just wheezed
Lordefartsquad welp she's dead now.
Lordefartsquad 0-0
when u try to say dear and phil at the same time: phear
pentagon trash or dil
pentagon trash Haha yes!! (Also PENTAGON!!)
pentagon trash
that’s what they bring me
i phear dans screaming
Fear me
I think the rage level from the beginning of the video to the end is an accurate representation of my 2017
deadass
*s n o w f l a k e d a d d y*
Sadiesaurus nicee
Don't Cry.... CRAFT
From Dan and Phil: "We wish you a merry Christmas and you'll need some new ears" 🎵
The fact that they had to bleep Dan in this is just *extra* amazing
They protec
They attac
And most importantly
The singing is bac
I'm gonna start calling my friend "santa buddy"
Ainsley Is dead inside Santa Pally
S a n T a P a L L Y
DAMN I WAS NOT READY FOR THE WEAKEST LINK REFERENCE
Alisha neither was I...😩😩
i was never ready
When is it at?
I am currently living for soft dan and *bass phil duetting
Philip's fringe sweety that ain’t tenor lol
Those were borderline bass notes :P tenor is the high male voice
Hi Philip's fringe I'm Phil's Eyelash
Philip's fringe the contradiction of your two comments is hilarious 😂
SAME
“What’s going to pop on Christmas Phil? ... *SANTA* ?!”
*there ain't no sign of poppin*
*emily* And I bought some corn for stopping
fun fact : i sang let it snow for my 6th grade chorus and when Phil starting singing it i had flashbacks of trauma
i sang it as a solo is seventh so when he sings the wrong words it pains me
This video should be called “watch dan and phil get evicted”
WhenLifeGivesYouInternet m u c h I n n u e n d o
I actually laughed out loud at this comment
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS LITERALLY MOOD.
....again
"Dans language in this video is exceptionally expletive so for the goodness of Christmas we have taken the rare and dramatic decision to bleep his bad words so we don't both get coal"
*oh wee*
an idiot sandwich Love your name and picture
Ren Lopez Love yourself
*character on game dies*
TH-camr:"I was just assulted!"
TH-camr?
Dan Howell.
Dan.
That's
Our
*Dan*
THEY NEED TO REACT TO PHIL ON THE WEAKEST LINK
Mary Moore yessssssssssss
YES! They do! Yessssssss!
Too soon
awh they should dan would be so protective
Mary Moore I just finished watching that 😂
dan swearing is my aesthetic.
hope you had fun with the snowman.
oh he had fun alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hey I'm Jay FUCK EVERYTHING THE SNOWMAN STANDS FOR
😏😏
Nicole Di Angelo he actually said “and everything HE stands for”👀👀👀
"Clop off ya clopping clopper"
*w o a h*
Yeah, I was freakin' shocked on that one
the duet was simultaneously the worst and best thing ever I loved it
*As I'm turning up the volume of my headphones all the way*
"So turn down the volume of your headphones!"
*Continues to turn it up*
if phil calls dan's voice husky one more time i'm gonna mc'fricking lose it
SAME
LETS MC'FRICKIN LOSE IT
Why
that reminds me of the vine of ronald mcdonald on a counter screaming "LET'S LOSE IT"
WAIT WHEN DOES IT HAPPEN😂
I've seen a lot of things in 2017 but I never thought I would see dan and phil singing baby it's cold outside together
ikr and thEY CHOSE IT OMG
Christina T the highlight of my year XD
Christina T we have been blessed
“I’ll hold your hands” *dan blushes and covers his face* I love how they can’t stop grinning
everyone in the phandom has lost their fluffing minds
“Needless to say, me and Michael...”
*ahem* it’s MICHAEL AND I
NOT THIS AGAIN HAHAHA
PHIL AND I
-boi-
Molly Elizabeth *pushes glasses up* actually...WE DONT NEED THAT ANYMORE
*weird dan voice* *"umm actUaLlYyYyYyYyY"*
dan saying “oh dear” sarcastically is a Mood
I have two moods:
-delicate angel
-and buzzsaw deathmetal singing
Me too Dan, me too
Phil: “lots of people suggesting that we”
Dan: “do it”
Amelia W I love your profile picture
I spot Gerard😍😂
😂 plus GEESUS
I'm sure they have... and is Gerard included in that package because I definitely would not mind at all
*a wild Gerard has been spotted*
Phil is actually pretty good
Kat North xx that ones called dan x
I love Phil Lester was a joke ❤️😂
What about the rat? 🐁
dan is good too
Dan: actually singing pretty well despite how the game works and having lost his voice
Phil: pterodactyl screeches
Dying pterodactyls fighting over food
lol
PTERODACTYLS FLY IN JURASSIC SKIESS NANANNANA JURASSIC PAAAAAARK
I appreciate how you put "sing" in quotes
Honestly, Dan and Phil singing Baby it's Cold Outside together is the best Christmas present I could ever hope to get
That is beyond cute how Dan gave Phil the spider
That's how you know you have the best friend in the world. Also when they let you get away with stealing your cereal
ChukaluckaChicken Now it really hits diff--
I'm a little disappointed they didn't take the opportunity to do a rendition of Silent Night. The irony would have been beautiful
Randomskee
(dan trying to sing it)
siiIIIIIILLLLEEnt nIIIIIGHT!hoooOOOOOLY NIII-FU*K
THE FACT THAT THEY NEEDED TO ADD A WARNING ABOUT DANS LANGUAGE IS JUST
Jessica i sEE yOu eVeRyWhErE
Jessica no it isn’t ffs.
TheFoxFan you alright mate
Pan Nick at the disc co. lmaoo
TheFoxFan chill lol
Did you guys know theres a 10 years anniversary The Impossible Quiz game that recently came out?!?!?! And its Christmas theme too *wiN K WINK nudge nudge*
Lilo Draws omg yes!!!
Plz do this
Fuk yeah
Bangtan trash your literally everywhere
Lilo Draws NO! THEY MUST DO DILMAS!
whenever Dan said oh dear i just had baby Phil in my head saying oh dear .
miranda santos. Me too lol.
Same!
😂😂😂 same
Soulmates
i’m just glad someone else thinks that baby it’s cold outside has some weird lyrics
Kate W if you understood the social context of the time it was written then it’s not weird
she literally says “say what’s in this drink” wTf
claudia and after he says “put some records on while I pour”
MrsCurioCheerio that’s some bill cosby type shit
"THEEERRE IS JUST FUCK"
Daniel Howell, 2017
I wish someone cared about me as much as Phil cared about Dan's voice.
I care
i wish someone cared about me as much as phil cares about the orange spider
LOL they mentioned the Weakest Link once, and now it’s on the related videos
if you really want to mess with someone or just genuinely hate them you can tell them you found a nice relaxing video which requires maximum volume and then show them this
clop of you cloping clopper but thats a good idea
Dan and Phil singing Baby It's Cold Outside is my new favorite thing lol
I love your user name
Thank yee
Your profile picture is what I use for my screensaver
It's beautiful isn't it lol
SometimesToStayAlive Frank'sGottaKillHisBlinds I cried.
🎶i don't want a lot for christmas, there is just one thing i FUCK
- dan howell in a single sentence
The answer is Phil
phil
“AND THATS PHIL”
And that is Phil
Wow XD
Phil- Turn down the volume of your headphones right now!
Me - *turns volume up to full* Challenge accepted
Safe to say we are both deaf
Same tho
CHANLEZ AKTABLINKABOP
are u still alive?
just trash that is literally the first thing that pops into my head anytime someone says "challenge accepted"
*In Case you want to know, Dan's swearing got bleeped out 17 times*
Twenty Øne Trashcans not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed
Twenty Øne Trashcans only?
I’m glad I’m not the only one who counted
Twenty Øne Trashcans thanks, it was really botheringe hiw many times he actually said it. My life is now better
Only 17?
How does dan have such a genuinely good voice???
dan just sang the mcr version of all i want for christmas
woo widoo why are you not wrong
I KNOW I'M DEAD
Oh deer
Get it
Happy holidays
I’ll go now
Nicole Di Angelo damn, it glows
*i spy a wild josh dun*
Sadiesaurus nice
Mary Louise |-/
Ok are u Sirius or Remus
ROLLING IN HER GRAVE? Dan.. Mariah Carey is alive..
Raiynefall her career is dead lmao
cat hastings IM HEAVING HAGSYUKGABUBV
she died after hearing that, whatever it was...
😂 it's a joke
Dan: Celine Dion is rolling in her grave
Phil: She's not dead
Dan: Now she is
Phil: Clop off you clopping clopper
Dan: ...woah
Is Sims gonna be our Christmas present cause it BETTER BE
Isn't Christmas pinof bloops
Z wong yes yes yes
pinof bloopers are on the 25th but hopefully sims will be tonighttt
Z wong bloopers
see but I have a question what was the big deal about the box
"Avoid the plant"
IT'S A EIGHTH REST. Any other music nerds here?
Dan even plays piano... He should know
He doesn't read sheet music though
Maia Nelsen OMG IRK I KEEP SAYING THAT EVERYTIME THEY SAY IT ITS DRIVING ME INSANE
Yeah, but I also thought it was a plant.
Maia Nelsen OMG I didn't see that. To be fair it is a pretty wierd eighth rest
"Turn down the volume on your headphones right now."
*turns up volume*
Phone: Turning your earphones up to this volume may result in permanent hearing loss.
*turns it up more*
ME TOO
destenylikesstars oh my goodness. I LITERALY DID THIS TOO. Lol
e d g y
we're all such fucking rebels
Danisnotonkey
Amazingflat
Nonya Business my choris teacher woul be dying
Wow true
Yee Queen Vee same
Nonya Business that just reminded me of how Phil wanted to flatten himself when he was a kid 😂😂
I'm dead
From now on, whenever I hear "Let It Snow" I'm going to think of "There ain't no sign of poppin'" XD
Once, I accidentally said "I brought some porn for... copping."
Em Rachel yeah
Player Five That's amazing
Dan: I've got to go away...
Phil: *BABYYY IT'S COOOOLD OUTSIIIDEEE!!*
clop
CLOP
*CLOOOOHHHHHHHP*
Clip
CLIP
*CLOOOOHHHHHHHP* *
Dan: 3, 2, 1 Go!
Phil: 1, 2, 3 Go!
Look at that..
caN YOu SaVe mY fRE shA vOCa dO I’m gonna take a moment to say, your username is amazing👌🏻
Would you look at it? Would you just look at it
caN YOu SaVe mY fRE shA vOCa dO your username gives me lyfe (hax)
Sgpanda 863 CLIQUE
**video ends**
me: *opens meditation app*
dan and phil: dan lost his voice
*dan and phil: “singing songs incredibly loudly”*
me: *sees title*
me: *turns volume down*
They need to call someone while playing this game and the other person in the line not knowing
But can we talk about
Phil's happy face when Dan gave him that gummy thing
Luciana Sofia Molano Rincon I DIED
"watch out for the plant"
phil, sweetie, it's an eighth rest
*Oh Fear!*
*Oh Doh!*
That duet!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍
Charlotte TheUnicorn ikr they are literally seducing each other how more married can they get
the neighbours might think BABY ITS BAD OUT THERE
DAN AND PHIL SAND BABY ITS COLD OUTSIDE MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
I love sand baby!1!1!
Happy Little Phil Who needs sand castles when you've got a sand baby.
sand baby
Lonely Laika same
Okay but Phil was so cute when Dan gave him the giant spider
And here I am on a Saturday night watching two men scream Christmas songs
Megan Childs ikr
Megan Childs yep
My Saturday night in a nut shell.
In bed with headphones full blast while my sister is sleeping on the other side of the room
i need a dan saying oh dear compilation and i need it now
alyssa ! I CANT EVEN DEAL WITH IT ANYMORE
Same
YES!!!!!
SAME HERE I WAS THINKING THAT AGHHHH
i think it's more of a "oh, dear" since he was trying to say "oh, phil"
“they’re watching me *fuck* the snowman *fuck* the snowman and everything it *fucking* stands for” - daniel, 2k17.
“you’ve blown the microphone and my eardrums”
guess he broke the sound barrier
okay i’m sorry