When I was little my sister took melted wax from a candle froze it into the shape into candy bar told me it was white chocolate I bit the fake candy bar and almost puked and I thought that was bad😂
Love you, Nikko! You can tell you have kind content while keeping true to your (very reasonable, defended with your life) values. Thanks for brightening our day - esp because this month is fucking depressing as fuck. We need you!
2:37 I'm sorry, but for everyone in the community. That takes offense to anything this guy is saying. There's a lot worse that could be said.😂😂😂 love your vids Nikko❤❤
5:45 as an autistic, I can't say if she (Actually, probably they) are autistic, but I kinda get it? But I was doing that in primary school before diagnosis. at that age? She may have it worse than me, but... Come on. Most schools have at least an option where you can leave class if you have autism and are getting overwhelmed, at least where I live.
Yeah, I used to be a restarted kid. Never blamed it on autism though. When I got diagnosed a realized I had to deal with that shit, not use it as a way to get attention and act out.
Military logic: yes I called you sir, women in the military are also called sir. You look like you belong to the navy and are a high ranking navy person, sir.
i agree, behavior like the person who goes to restaurants waiting for someone to tell them something they dont want to hear just to throw it back at them and cause a scene is sociopath behavior and maybe even terrorist behavior. causing people to feel bad and confuse them and get them in trouble just to feel better about yourself is toxic
That therapist knowledge makes sense. You're a genius private Gump. Seriously though almost like prison for profit. Or military industrial complex for Peace.
Made it through the end with the discount freddy kreuger with the untied water balloon, I've been to many dark places on the internet in my years and this hardly phased me.
How long did you make it?
@@nikkoortiz all the way and dude you gave me so much motivation from these videos and you give me something to be happy about keep it up
All the way but i felt touched like some one was touching my ding dong😢
I finished it
Not yet but I’m working on it, knowing the pain yet to come
All the way
"Sir I am a minor!" got me xD the way Nikko looked so offended lol
i was about to say im a minor but now i feel violated bye your pfp so im kinda scared
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Scissor me timbers, Xerxes!😂
The shit Doritos got me. Even spilled some on himself.
one time there was fat on a pan after cooking food, and it looked like caramel, so I scooped it up and gave it to my sister. I thought THAT was bad.
You would've slurped that up for him. Don't lie to yourself.
When I was little my sister took melted wax from a candle froze it into the shape into candy bar told me it was white chocolate I bit the fake candy bar and almost puked and I thought that was bad😂
Those chips are the sh1t.
@@noone-wn1se i lagit threw up
4:22 She can to cheer, from the back seat, "I WANT MCDONALDS, and if I don't get it..... imma eat you.
This was the first video I genuinely didn’t want to finish
6:39 screw you for making me watch that 😂
Finally someone that’s not afraid to spit the facts online
Love you, Nikko! You can tell you have kind content while keeping true to your (very reasonable, defended with your life) values. Thanks for brightening our day - esp because this month is fucking depressing as fuck. We need you!
*I didn't even finish writing this commen...*
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I'd respond with "I'm so sorry sir" to that thing in the restaurant
i just realised i used "bro" twice in one sentence. im sorry.
bro
Places are refusing to let them film in their restaurants.
"I'm so sorry sir, I don't judge based on looks, you sound like a man."
I don't have a problem with trans people but I do with this trans person
0:49 nah imma crash out and everyyyyy body is going bye bye
Same it hurts it’s so bad
Dude would be getting all 80 rounds I bought for my Garand, and he's lucky 80 was all I could afford after buying it.
it is not real no way dude didn't smell it or projectile vomit after tasting it
The grocery bills. I wonder how.
Food stamps... Government assistance. I don't understand either...
"Why did they hit the second tower?" Isn't that just the million dollar question, man 😂
2:26 yep this is where I’m quitting 💀💀💀
ID HIT!!!!!
The Maserati on the sidewalk is giving Baton Rouge 😆
8:04 deepest most masculine voice ever... "I'm a woman" 😂 atleast she's a handsome woman 😅
Love the random SAVAGE appearance!
6:26 had to make sure nobody was around me.
I almost quit from this... This video should tolerance test for the military.
0:27 is crazy😭😭
Bro I'd rather have the Bois gargoyling in the barracks 24/7 then watch this video again
"DUDE THATS NOT COOL!!!!"
Nikko, well I made it through the video and now I don't feel so good.
I think you owe me an apology for having to endure that.😂
LMAO NAH I DIED AT "she got a sandbag in her pants" 😂😂😂
6:34 bro why does this girl look like she’d be the lead singer for cannibal corpse
Real
Go bills
4:23 Damn that jump made an earthquake 🤣
Front ass is crazy 🤣
1:04 that poop thats lands on his shirt LOL
what if I do finish it?
Indescribable suffering
Expect Nikko to crash into your room and start tweaking on that ass.
Pain. True pain.
He call me a sir 😖😣😥🥺
Nico has to give you a handy
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK GURR!!! 🎉
“THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FIVE POUNDSSSSSSS “ agreed very much agreed
3:50 im out 😂😂😂
Read this at the same time. I cant man. We got one cross dresser in town, the other one ran away and sepukud so i just cant deal with this shit.
2:37 I'm sorry, but for everyone in the community. That takes offense to anything this guy is saying. There's a lot worse that could be said.😂😂😂 love your vids Nikko❤❤
if only they heard the thoughts in my head when i see people like that
@averthewin1689 🤣🤣it's ok, the thought for just....people. let alone the people that go over the top...it's alot
2:49 the arena entrance classic.
7:19 i had to laugh because i caught myself making the SAME EXACT FACE 😂
Nikko best TH-cam by far i love this channel!! this is my study break. Probably the best study break I ever had thank you Nikko!!
Bro kills it every time I love these videos 😂😂😂😂😂
Bro your medieval accent with the fat jokes is on another level in itself haha😂
2:24 okay that really fucked me up lmfao😂😂😂 I’m gonna keep going
5:29 "Ziza da f*** outta them"😂😂
5:45 as an autistic, I can't say if she (Actually, probably they) are autistic, but I kinda get it? But I was doing that in primary school before diagnosis. at that age? She may have it worse than me, but... Come on. Most schools have at least an option where you can leave class if you have autism and are getting overwhelmed, at least where I live.
Yeah, I used to be a restarted kid. Never blamed it on autism though. When I got diagnosed a realized I had to deal with that shit, not use it as a way to get attention and act out.
I love your videos and I love everything you do
You are also hilarious 😂
Lit Wasn't even the first comment
i thought the red thing on her forehead was a red is a red laser
Nikko, your laugh is contagious 😄
These cringe videos ALWAYS physically and mentally hurt! But i cant look away 🤣🤣🤣
Only Nikko can get me through this stuff, it’s always got some weird freaky stuff
1:51 Chris Kattan energy 😂
I love the vids! Keep up the amazing work!!
Love your videos Nikko! your amazing
nikko ur channel is litterally so funny🙄🙄🙄
Why the eye roll
Nikko this is hard to watch… I wanna give you runtime, but you did this to us 😂
All the way baby! Whoo! 😂💀💀💀
7:47 : Just like the plane, I'm crashing out.
made it to 1:42
Ah yes, I have reinstated my Remington retirement plan. It comes with some handgun mouth wash
I remember for part 1 I stopped watching part way through and finished it later, but this one I managed to sit through the whole video
Nikko posted in my birthday😭
Happy birthday man
happy birthday
Happy birthday my guy
Bro its my birthday too
@@four4the3 happy birthday to you
7:02 their socks definitely crusty n smell like fritos 😂
Military logic: yes I called you sir, women in the military are also called sir. You look like you belong to the navy and are a high ranking navy person, sir.
8:40 Tell Debow wit a wig, to Shut Up
man i cant even drink a coffee while watching this
the commentary is too funny not to watch the whole cringe buffet
3:50 okay man wtf 😂why do they show the world they are insane?😅😂
I wasn't expecting the "savage" tattoo
3:33 can't watch anymore✌️😅, not finishing the video is like not finishing No Nut November
I hope the manager just continued to call it, "sir. "
I love watching you react to these cringe videos
If there was a report card for how cringey this was it would say “could do better” 😂😂
What did that blue haired blue mustache blue bearded woman say😂
The last one was funny yet wholesome
Nikko, you should be a stand up comedian, I'd fully support you brother
I love nikko and I agree with everything he says usually. He is never afraid to speak on the obvious
Well I made it through the whole video thanks to Nikko being my support "weapon" system 😂
3:24 sorry sir my bad 😂💀😎
9:43 when my 80 year old grandma who smoked try’s to tell me a story
I can watch the news all the way through, this shit doesn't even phase me anymore.
Goddamn your random rants get better and better 😂 👉👌🤏
I was was almost gonna leave on the first on 😂
About 4:00 is enough
Nikko entertainment level = 💯
5:03 "madam, get down! Sniper!"
Happy birthday Nikko!
"i know some kids that are autistic, i know a few marines"
She caused the Travis Scott earth quake 😂😂😂😂
I love your video is make my day 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Nikko funny
i agree, behavior like the person who goes to restaurants waiting for someone to tell them something they dont want to hear just to throw it back at them and cause a scene is sociopath behavior and maybe even terrorist behavior. causing people to feel bad and confuse them and get them in trouble just to feel better about yourself is toxic
I couldn’t wait until the ad commercials they were the best part in the whole video a well needed break 😂😂😂
I forgot how to breathe for a minute.I don't want to be here lol
Why do I feel like Nikko is a closet furry...
😂😂😂
I would like to personally thank you for the nightmare fuel nikko
0:55 hes meeting Jesus that very second i realized
Homie was high as a kite 🪁 😂
lmao the whole building came down :AS:DD
@3:47 ill try again later when my brain can rest 😴 after that. DAMN YOU NIKKO!!!!!!!!
Happy birthday N---
😂
Bravo whoever did that
I love every time you talk every time you speak it makes me laugh I mean you're so awesome cool I love you man 💗💗💗💗💗
Nope! That chip 'n sh!t almost ki!!ed me!
That therapist knowledge makes sense. You're a genius private Gump. Seriously though almost like prison for profit. Or military industrial complex for Peace.
Deepest voice in history "being called sir is like a knife in the heart
Made it through the end with the discount freddy kreuger with the untied water balloon, I've been to many dark places on the internet in my years and this hardly phased me.
This one is waaaay better than the first one
Jokes on you Nikko. You post a video I finish it.
When Shaq voice says it's like a knife in my fake tata heart