BRAIN DUMP: Dungeons & Dragons
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.พ. 2019
- When Max and Goofball find out they're dating the same girl, they each try to sabotage the other's relationship. Meanwhile, Burnbot returns to India to find the man who designed her.
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_"Y o u r o l l f i v e t o h a v e s e x w i t h a g I r a f f e"_
ALRIGHT I GET IT SHEESE WHAT A BUNCH OF NOISE
@WrathfulShows TH-cam just thinks the capitalized I is correct XD
The most accurate way to explain D&D
You heard it to
@@perkynaanaa6237 R o l l I n i t i t a v e.
I’m in a room...and it’s covered in detail...HOW DID YOU KNOW!?!
*gasp* SAME! What are the odds?!
Wow! Incredible!
WHO'S IN MY ROOM!?
Ikr like I have yellow wallpaper in my room too!
Oh good I'm in a room without detail.
"You're in a room.. the room is covered in... detail"
Actually me writing
700 likes and no comments? Let me fix that >:)
8tyfive fixs AnD No ComMenTs?!! let Me liKe tHat
Oh bOy whY dO pEoPle say "... lIkeS anD No ComMeNts, LeT Me fIX tHAt"
"You took my mermaid!" "Well bring her back!"
That's how an adventure starts homie. Now you have a goal and a purpose. Realize it.
This is how real life works too
May-ro Bras
@@yaboiiskelly2502 yeah but in real life You cant get your goals
Mario plot explained
Potion of Water Breathing is 11 GP a pop. & lasts a whole hour! Mere kobold loot.
The way Max described it was so intimate and beautiful it almost made me cry.
I'd pay good money for an audio book read by him
i cry like a bitch tbh
@@samdyson6436 someone's had a bad day
"It's almost as if she makes me feel like I'm alive again."
That honestly made me really, really sad for Goofball.
Golfball*
MegaLucario456 _ Someone’s been paying attention to the series
@@mittycommitspizzatime92 yee
He is dead after all
@@robinspook-5873 I was just about to make that joke XD
As a dnd nerd myself, i understood everything he said at the beginning
you DO have to roll a five to have sex with a giraffe, right?
@@DragonKriz indeed
@@DragonKriz yes, in a safari like campaign, you can roll a 5 to have sex with a giraffe
@@1_fishy_boi984
lmao nice
@@1_fishy_boi984 you roll a nat 20, the giraffe says that it was the best sex theyd ever have received in their life.
Theory: The mermaid was Golfball's lover, from when he was alive. Max didn't describe the mermaid, all he said was "perfect." Goofball imagined her looks all from his idea of a "perfect woman" (hence the mermaid not conforming to the usual trends of 'beauty'), and the reason he feels nostalgic from only a thought is because it was more so a memory. He got so defensive and angry because, in that moment, he was able to be with her again.
And then he rolled a 2 with a -8 charisma modifier.
This has been an over-speculation from yours truly. yadda yadda film theory.
That’s such an interesting theory, you have convinced me
We gotta show this to max
Damn underated comment indeed
He always knew how to make her laugh....he met her when she was crying and heartbroken. Somehow he instantly figured out her sense of humor and for the first time in weeks she smiled. Not only smiled...laughed. She wanted more of this goofy guys jokes. She kept in touch with him.
She soon found that every day the only thing that could make her laugh was his HIM. she loved how he always knew what would get her to giggle...a story, a quip, a cartoon-like exaggeration...he just always knew. He loved her laugh too. He would stay up all night thinking of new material that would make her happy. His best friend's joy meant more to him than anything else. He was devoted to her smiles and laughter. He would compliment her on how amazing she looked when she was full of joy...soon she started loving herself. She started to love her laugh, she loved feeling happy, she loved her smile and finally felt like it was beautiful enough to show. After falling in love with herself for once she reaslized that she had fallen for him as well.
Soon they were lovers, best friends, soulmates even. his humor won her over but she soon found that he was so much more. he was thoughtful, loved to stand up for his feelings and morals, was quick to make stories and ideas, and no matter what, even when she was sobbing he could make her laugh. She even pushed him to live his dream of being a standup comedian so that he could share that joy with everyone. he would call her his "divine comedy" as divine and rare as seeing a mermaid... And she would call him her little goofball.
In his death, he lives on with her memories. promising to be funny and playful and always be the living cartoon she saw him as...she would've wanted him to make people laugh...and the name he chose for himself...the name she gave him..goofball
@@Houndoomgirl77 Im literally gonna cry over a cartoon ghost
Missed the opportunity to say 'She's not a ten, she's a natural twenty.'
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *finger guns*
you glorious bastard you
Youn
nice
the universe must hate me because I had to see this comment before I died
Dang Max,
At this point you should just become a writer
How do you think Brain Dump is made?
How do you think any part of the animation sequence is made.
HOW DO YOU THINK THIS WAS STORYBOARDED?
The best writing is when no one can see anything wrong with it. ;)
"The walls where covered in DETAIL"
top 10 writing
(no but really because it was supposed to be a kind of joke or at least a set up to one it is great writing even though its purposefully bad)
It would seem he has already become so
@Panda Boi Gaming YT WAIT I DID THAT ON ACCIDENT LMAO-
He really should
Plot twist:
The dungeons and dragons story intertwines with Max’s grief over burnbot’s disappearance. In this scenario, Goofball is Max, and The Marmaid is Burnbot. Goofballs lack of “charisma” represents Max’s own lack of charisma. And Goofballs anger towards Max directly mirrors Max’s anger towards Goofball that made Burnbot leave in the first place.
This is now head canon.
Well I actually thought you were doing a meme plot twist thing. I stand corrected.
Wait what, when did but not leave
"Marmaid"
This is sort of a good point when you consider that Max blaming Goofball for the awful things he himself said about her is also at least as unreasonable as Goofball blaming Max for being the DM when he got a bad roll
Better idea: "Bring her back!" "Oh, you want to find her again?" The adventure begins.
Thats the DnD spirit
Very late to this comment, but respect to you for your Gooseman profile pic.
"I use Magic Missile to blast a hole in the wall and skip your entire dungeon."
"Roll for damage."
"Wait, what?"
“Roll for initiative.”
*what*
@@franzsno7019 underrated reply
Franzs No it’s the dark forest elves!
@@franzsno7019 "Excuse me, *WHAAAAAAT."*
Franzs No
Wall mimic!
When a cartoon ghost articulates your feelings for others you know will never be mutual lmao
Mr. Bump 2.0 mutual what?
Life is Bane
Im Ray and I'm Gay
Sex sex sex
@Pablo Cattaneo You merely adopted the darkness
“T O H A V E S E X W I T H A G I R A F F E”
my FUCKING favorite part
We ain’t gonna talk about how Max annoyed goofball this time?
Honestly...
The way he wrote that description in the middle of the video, along with the eventual visuals...
Kinda put a tear in my eye...
That was beautiful
Brother Leviathon Riddeptous well said
Ikr, i found myself closing my eyes and tearing up in the middle of it all
@@pandagal9805 Ugh, shut the fuck up
@@jerrodshack7610 no u
Damn... That description was so beautiful-
"You're in a room, the room is covered in... detail."
The most accurate sentence a dm has ever said.
A whole lot a detail
“It’s not my fault you’re so woefully uncharismatic!”
You made the character, Max.
Goofball is real
@@adalwin1875 Obviously Goofball is real. 🙄 I’m talking about his D&D character.
@@gido9467 oh right
I decided to close my eyes and picture the scene with Max's narration and good god that whole scene was set up perfectly. Especially when the music flared up again, I quickly opened my eyes to make sure I wasn't missing anything. (I was afraid I had closed my eyes for too long and was missing some animation.) When I did, it was the exact moment the mermaid turned around and looked at me. I know it was a cartoon mermaid behind a screen, but it felt so god damn real. It's a feeling I can't even begin to describe, a feeling of immersion and wonder I've rarely seen anyone capture so perfectly.
11 Feb 2024 Edit: I just found out that Navi Max exists. My emotions regarding this discovery are unclear.
“I blast a hole in the wall and skip your entire campaign.”
-Literally every D&D party ever.
so many memories
Pull the biggest bullshit and do a crit roll to piss off the DM, cuz they passed.
"The Missile smashes into the cracked stonework of the ancient stone walls. Small fragments break off and scatter around the room, a few specks hitting your faces. The (checks Wizards 1d4+1 damage roll) 3 damage leaving a small hole in the wall but nothing more. You can tell these ancient halls are built of thick stone bricks, and being underground, would either hold another room of this hellish dungeon or solid stone behind it anyway". -> the key is to let the player do this, but simply explain the rational aftermath, rather than attempt to tell them "No". The consequence is that he wasted a level 1 spell slot for the equivalent of hitting the wall with a hammer. In the next fight he'll quickly learn not to waste his spells in such a manner again :p
This is why you do 2 things.
1. Apply the cloyster spell in your dungeon so they can't teleport away or use any spells against a dungeon.
2. make sure it's underground.
@@GamerGod353 or just, prepare to improvise excessively and make sure that the plot is inescapable to them.
-You leave the dungeon, knowing full well that if you don't handle this a bunch of stuff you wont like will happen.
But hey if you wanna go fuck around in a random village, lemme just create some npcs.
*2 sessions later*
-Hey remember that thing you ignored before? It's chasing you now. Turns out in the dungeon was when it was weakest.
First burnbot leaves after Max hurts her feelings, now she's still gone and goofball tries to steal braindump from Max. I feel like this is leading up to something big.
When that video comes there will be no intro theme instead it will play during a crucial moment and be a slow piano version on repeat since it's short
It’s Max. He’s infamous for doing this but with the last two we may not see it.
Max is a genius, I'm honestly excited to see where this goes. I'm almost positive this was his intention from the start. He wanted to lure us in with a false sense of security with lovable characters we came to enjoy and then pull the rug out from under us by revealing that there is a plot to Brain Dump.
It'd better, I came to hear Max talk about the Grinch, and stayed because of all the cliffhangers, which forced me to watch this religiously. I hope that will prove worth my while.
Detailed details surround you within very detailed room. Upon each detail is a detail, and on each of those is a detailed detail. You look down on a cluster of details, and sitting upon it is...... A BEIGE CUBE.
3:20 he has no business being this adorable
“You see a single perfect mermaid”
I want to go and talk to her
“Roll for dexterity”
1
“You slip on the rocks and slam your skull on the hard floor before sinking into the shimmering cavern pool, the water is freezing cold but you notice a small ripple and then clawed hands tugging at your legs.” “Roll for strength”
2
“You flail about in the water aimlessly in an attempt to return yourself to the surface and pull yourself out but the clawed hands don’t let go, and you feel yourself sinking, being pulled into the yawning darkness below. You look down at your captor, the mermaid looks up at you hungrily and grins, showing her dozens of sharp teeth ready to dig into your flesh and perhaps feed to her brood if she has one”
“Roll a saving throw”
Fail
“Make a new character, you’re dead”
Is it me, or is the dnd animation scene growing rapidly?
It's been like that for a very long time
It has, and I love it
It was shrinking for me. I think it's an optical illusion. Or a shared fever dream
I think it's always kinda been there.
Though I've always preferred just reading retelling rather than watching those.
r/gametales and sup/tg/ are treasure troves of the stuff, if you put in the time to look through it.
Probably....I just got into a few months ago.
"Finally, I can achieve my dream of stage left," says Golfball, before promptly going house left.
Thank you. As soon as he moved I was thinking "hey wait a minute"
Hahah actors are great
Go
*Stage right
Thatguyonyoutube
Right time
Anyone else think Max’s little story time session with Goofball’s eyes closed was relaxing? I literally started imagining this stuff as well-
‘Then you roll five to have sex with a giraffe’
-my new favourite line.
Also, astral observatory for the mermaid scene just lands... just so perfectly, well done on the song choice.
underrated line
The animation in this is so beautiful and colorful
He won't like that description
xdeadx perezx yeah it’s true
7:52
So much detail
Hopefullyyou get 1k likes cuz thats what ive been thinking the whole time that scene happened
"Close your eyes, Goofball."
"Why?"
"Because I don't want to animate my imagination."
5:32 uh... he did animate it though
Yes but the first two minutes weren't and my above comment was the feeling I got from it until suddenly mermaid. It's not a perfect comment.
@@Archon762 But the point of it was for you to imagine it, and then suddenly have your interpretation of the scene appear on the screen. In my opinion for an animated show, suddenly lacking the visual aspect of it is a very interesting choice.
Thank you for deconstructing my joke with logic xD
Well said but I think you miss the point of imagination.
I like how he has the legend of zelda references, though he says video games are gay
Whenever I watch braindump, I feel like I’m watching my parents fight.
I love how this started out as a review series.
I think it's really just a way for Max to, as per the title, dump his brain onto paper and gets his own thoughts organized, then he turns those thoughts into creative works like this.
@@SobiTheRobot That is a good point. I believe it was in his video about The Powerpuff Girls (which has been taken off of his channel for some reason), there was a back-and-forth between him and Goofball where Goofball said "I thought this show was supposed to be you talking about movies" and Max said "this show is whatever I want it to be."
@@princessaur yeah that's correct.
the description of Goofball's past peaks my interest, I wonder if we'll get to know more about what happened to him or it it was just a one off joke
Maybe he was a circuss performer ,maybe a clown ,that would explain why he is so annoying ,maybe he wishes his life back and is bitter because of it ,or maybe im looking too far into it 🤔?
It sounds like he got his skull caved in by a golf ball at summer camp.
He sounds like he was just a farm boy or town boy when he was alive.
I Agree with ya, lad
You're talking about a ghost named goofball, dont you think you're digging too deep But thats none of my buisness
"I walk through the door."
"Roll for Initiative."
Best moment by far in this brain dump 7:14
ON THE FIRST DATE-.
With another clone?
She was a giraffe.
The problem?
... I rolled a 5.
-Of Christmas my true love gave to me, an RPG call D&D
Sad
My favorite part is when you tell goofball to close his eyes for a minute and then don't have to animate for the duration of that time period
He did after a minute... I'm kinda scared to go back and see what I missed. I vlosed my eyes and didnt open them till the music started. It was... Ridiculously serene.
@@ActuatedGear
You missed nothing, he doesn't animate until the music starts.
Yeah really entertaining material
simple but effective
I don't get it a lot of things do that its whatever get with it nigga
7:42 Miserable Kreep?
Like if you think that worked
Man, that soundtrack upon the mermaid thing and the LOZ scene hit me like a freight train.
As soon as I heard “Sex with a giraffe” I knew I was gonna have a good time.
That's actually when i clicked the like button
*_youre gonna have a bad time_*
"goofball close your eyes"
>ASMR session starts
My guess was "Hey, you're finally awake. You were caught trying to cross the border, right? Same as us, and that thief over there."
@@huelads740 A nords last thoughts should be of home.
Real shit
We are all nerds. Lol
Actually closed my eyes too. That kicked so much butt
It's genuinely so refreshing and nice seeing them get along for once even if it's only for a minute or two.
The cave scene with astral observatory playing was actually really cool and relaxing
Actuall creativity in audio-visual storytelling on TH-cam. Well done Max.
SpaceMazie woah hey there
@@beanoreo8126 spiderman meme...
That was the simplest but most immersive story I've heard in a long time.. Then the animation kicked in.. Then he got shot down lmao
This is easily one of my Top Ten Favorite Videos By HotDiggetyDemon.
I laughed for 10 mins straight when goofball said “degenerate malcontent”
Not gonna lie that mermaid bit was actually amazing.
What's the song name?
Textas 2.0, not going to lie I thought the mermaid looked a little like burnbot
@@thedoomofred5174 He can't deny the wifu love anymore lol
I was expecting her to turn hostile and brutally murder Goofball.
@@thedoomofred5174 same lmao
Tfw it's actually a siren and starts eating your face off
"Okay you have a two. And you a have a modifier of negative eight"
LOL
thats what happens when you pool all your S.P.E.C.I.A.L. points in strength.
"Then roll 5 to have sex with a giraffe"
Best quote ever
That scene where Max describes the adventure and description of the frozen moment with the mermaid is beautiful to me. I love this show so much.
Yeah, I am a DM
Depressed
Manchild
Aren't we all?!?! 😔
Yep same. Lel
@@thatonea-hole we are all losers in are own ways if we have money we lose happiness and meaning, if we have happiness and meaning gess what we don't have.
@@aceofweebs9140
**MONEY** 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💳💸💸💸💸💸💸💳💳💳
DM Dick mockery
The thing with Goofball and the Mermaid was kinda touching... until she swam away.
Mhm
Well, he isnt goofball, he's GOLFBALL, THE GOLFY CARTOON GHOST!
Boom this is perfect
I shit it
That's D&D for you. It's all puppies and sunshine until the wizard sunders the ballbearings.
Why doesn't anyone say what a beautiful mermaid turn out? I'm really shocked how cute she is.
2:22 when the wallpaper is yellow
One minute and ten seconds of black screen perfectly executed for the revelation of the visual part, that is pure art.
I take my hat off to you.
Resolution to become a gaming channel turned this into an ASMR channel for a hot minute there.
XD 1:02 "you roll 5 to have sex with a giraffe"
that cracks me up everytime
That takes a 9 to happen
its a 3 for giraffe, 5 is for a porcupine
XDDD
If you roll a six, you molest a whale
@@copycatcay 10 is for Bears
Bro when you watch this actually close your eyes when Max tells Goofball too. Feels kinda magical. Great episode Max!!!
Unironically, you could DM an entire campaign and I would attentively watch every single episode. Like dude you’ve got so much creativity it’s practically pouring out your ears
A charisma modifier of -8
I don't even have that, Goofball
*Says “It’s Not my fault you’re so woefully uncharismatic!”*
*Made goofball’s character sheet in the first place.*
Forreal. He has dexteriy +4 yet hes using a sword
I love jokes like that that don't even have attention drawn to them
*golfball
• _ •
He gave him a Charisma of -8. How do you fuck up a charisma stat that badly? Anyone on DnD Beyond can make a better charisma modifier than that.
The close your eyes part is just dnd asmr and i like that
Realized this is the episode I discovered you, during my DnD kick. 4 years later, still just as good
Damn, somebody paid attention in their English class. That diction was elegant with a capital L
eLegant
I SAY BIG WORDS TO MAKE ME SEEM SMART
You cheeky bastard, you.
@@3f4gs4s intelligent*
@@3f4gs4s Durrr diction elegant durrrr such big words durrrrr.
"Why do you torment me?"
*with the upmost sass* "Because I have a crush on yah."
Joking or not... I did not expect that.
It had no commen sense
Ok thanks
I...I...WHAT?
I love the characters of Alastor and Angel Dust
They remind me of goofball
The way that the fantasy sequence was described was fantastic and gave me literal goosebumps
Bumped into some of these clips on TikTok. Really happily surprised how good this content is
Goofball:Dungeons and Dragons is for nerds
Also Goofball:*Knows about the concept of railroading*
A wizard conjured a plane of closets and banished Goofball to it for all eternity. Any embarrassing thing you can think of, he's it. But closeted.
I am not a nerd. What is railroading? Is that when some thing plays like it's "on rails?"
What's railroading?
Railroading is forcing the characters into the prewritten story that the master created. It's generally frowned upon, because it disrupts the free-will oriented nature of roleplaying.
I used this weird thing called Google, because I decided knowing the thing was more important to me than proudly displaying my ignorance
@@-snek. this comment is beautiful, and deserves more respect
dungéon mastúr
hes so good at encapsulating an entire topic into a single video
I honestly love moments like GoofBall’s D&D mermaid moment. They make the best memories in the game.
Can't believe you're actually making this into a quality series, just exploring these two characters.
I really loved the part where Max described his fantasy world in beautiful detail.
I know it's all supposed to be comedy, but I actually zoned out completely.
When the picture came back that hit me hard. It really was a beautiful moment seeing the great art and music.
Probably the best thing I've watched on TH-cam in a while just for that clip alone.
Them's the breaks, kid. Should've put your stats into charisma.
I was in shock, this youtube comedy video took me to another world for a sec
eh, I personally miss the actual reviews and stuff. I think this whole story thing is nice, but a little formula couldn’t hurt, yknow? I miss the snarky reviews he used to do.
@@skiboutins Same. The one about the Powerpuff Girls and The Apu That I Know are both classics that I've watched a few times and recommended to people on multiple occasions. I do like and enjoy these more story driven videos, but I don't find that same rewatch/share potential in them.
Omega Totally. I'm glad there are reuploads on other channels so we can still watch it, but it sucks that all the work and time that went into it aren't benefiting the actual creator of the video and instead just falling as random footnotes on other channels who took the video before it was removed. Still a damn good braindump though, more along those lines actually staying on this channel would be amazing
"Because i got a crush on ya"
OH NO HERE COMES THE FANART AND FANFICTIONS
Half of which will be made by Max himself xD
Fanfictions ? Nobody's into that anymore
...right ?
@@larseunic If only.. if only
@@larseunic
Is something cringey?
Yes --> someone's into that.
“Why do you torture me?”
“Because I have a crush on ya.”
I can't get over how adorable Goofball is in his Link cosplay
You've struck Muppet-level characterization Max. Goofball is your annoying roommate, not a cartoon character written,drawn, and voiced by you.
Luke O'Connell golfball
@@TheNutshaq Did YOU say Golfball the Golfy Cartoon Ghost? Now with EVEN bigger chunks of Golfy chunks?
We finally developed the plot to the point when we can throw away the review formula
I can't tell if that's meant to be condescending or not...
I like the review plot, I hate goofball, and wish he NEVER EXISTED.
@@ironcladstudios971 goofball is comic relief, the show would be stale without him
@@Meowblivion Is it comic relief if he is ruining a friendship?
@@ironcladstudios971 that's not goofball that's thats dan
idk why i like so much the armony of the song when mermaid shows up... it's just... *p e r f e c t*
I LOVE your channel keep it up!!
Max, this seriously has the best animation that you have ever done. It’s always a gem when I see you upload a video. I’m glad I found your channel back in 2014. Thank you for the great memories.
gorgeous animation, especially between 3:43 and 5:32.
My TH-cam glitched out and it said "this summer movies just amazing" then it was a comment about a Reggie action figure.
Okay, wtf? Why is this happening? Now it's a comment about Star Fox Zero
I hope burnbot will return in future arcs, I miss her
This will always be one of my favorite episodes.
There's so many "moments" in the videos on this channel, it's unparalleled.
1:10
-8 on charisma *oof*
Big oof
What are you doing here?
Is that Peterscraps in a Braindump comment section?!?!
ps. love ur videos peter
What the hell an actually famous TH-camr that I like with THREE replies on a video UNRELATED to what they make content about?! My power is now immeasurable!
It's goofballs fault for using their worst stat
I'm not even gonna lie the Star Observatory theme from Majora's Mask is so perfect for the moment
Im gonna get married in it
Oh fuck its Roach DoggJR from the channel oney plays
@@LordScout woah I give funi scream
That was love, sorrow, and the most I've genuinely laughed at a well written joke -SackBox 20/20
Man, that last instruction for dungeons and dragons was EPIC
Wait Goofball was once alive?
Who was he?
What did he look like?
When did he die?
How did he die?
Was he still named Goofball?
I👏need👏answers👏
Edit: Sorry, I meant Golfball
BlueAppleTea I too wnder what was Gopherball's past...
BlueAppleTea who did he know before he died?
did he have any kids?
did he love anyone?
how old was he when he died?
BlueAppleTea I can tell you what he didn’t have
A will to live
WeII he did Iive in that apartment before max moved in
My theory is he's the soul that Max used to have since he loves Max and used to live in the same apartment.
_Meanwhile, Burnbot returns to India to find the man who designed her_
oh.
My gosh, the dark segment reminds me how much I love this dang game
Pausing to read Goofball's character sheet was the best decision I've ever made while watching a brain dump. The -5 charisma mod really cracks me up.
"All aboard the railroad! Next stop. . . the railroad..."
GabbyGabs .......the railroad station railroad
The moonlight is barely visible through the trees: you’re in the middle of the forest. You enter a rusty shack, the planks buckling off of the sides of the wall. Through the darkness of the shack, you smell an overpowering stench of iron and decay.
You flip on the lights, only to find a myriad of small animals butchered, and plastered to the walls. Their carcasses were uniformly gutted and painstakingly nailed, their skeletons meticulously cleaned and ghastly white. Fresh blood drips down to the floors, staining the wood a sinister black.
You explore the cabin further, mouth agape in horror. These poor creatures must have died terrible deaths, what heartless monster could have done this?
As you find a stack of pornographic magazines, you hear a noise from the doorway, a deep gravely voice asks...
*WHAT’D I TELL Y’ALL ABOUT COMIN’ IN MY SHED?!?!?*
Most underrated comment.
Knew within first paragraph
Omg I love you
Roll for initiative.
Delsoto you roll a 3.
“Well, we’re fucked.”
5:32 where can I get this beautiful version of Astral Observatory?
You know it’s getting real when he has the gaming glasses on
"It almost makes me feel alive again"
*[cries externally]*
Sad right?
Astral Observatory was the perfect musical accompaniment for the mermaid encounter.
Mr. Gilardi, you sir have good taste.
I was just about to comment about the music
Just to drive home the Zelda stuff
I love how goofball is always in a sassy stance
Many happy memories of first and second edition D&D in my mind from this video.