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  • @midnashadow8439
    @midnashadow8439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3887

    My head canon is that Joanne and Denise hang out on earth, getting a mimosa during brunch and just absolutely complaining about how hard their jobs are, how Joanne has to deal with Satan’s snappy attitude with her and how Denise has to babysit a medicated god

    • @Yuhyurfrd
      @Yuhyurfrd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      exactly yes

    • @kyrahexx
      @kyrahexx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You forgot the part where they f*ck

    • @TheCottonCandy707
      @TheCottonCandy707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      They didn't seem to greet each other very nicely at 21:19 tho so I wonder what's up

    • @Yesmypfpismeirl
      @Yesmypfpismeirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@TheCottonCandy707 maybe they were in a fight? Its unfortunately normal for couples to fight after all😔

    • @blughoul1686
      @blughoul1686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      they give off very Good Omens aziraphel and Crowley vibes tbh

  • @nghnnn2991
    @nghnnn2991 ปีที่แล้ว +2043

    "We've got Dahmer but that guy's a fucking nerd"
    "And a murderer"
    "Yeah that too"

  • @deadroses4385
    @deadroses4385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4753

    "Um Satan?"
    "Yes Joanne?"
    Gets me every fucking time 🤣

    • @ihatemickiegee
      @ihatemickiegee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      “joanne?!” “she’s watching bridgerton” “oh my god”

    • @alsmith2292
      @alsmith2292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ihatemickiegee lol

    • @gosiawlosek
      @gosiawlosek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I would literally get this tattooed XD

    • @jankopransky2551
      @jankopransky2551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep, it's the best part 😆

    • @ak5659
      @ak5659 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's brilliant and it never gets old.

  • @drvile4150
    @drvile4150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3189

    satan playing among us and simping for corpse is making me crack up like crazy

    • @julissavillatoro5725
      @julissavillatoro5725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Same! 😝😝😝😍

    • @angryredstone
      @angryredstone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      simping to Corpse is like an universal thing I guess

    • @atreq
      @atreq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@angryredstone I can confirm this, I am asexual with all of my being and I am still simping for Corpse

    • @englishmuffin7
      @englishmuffin7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@atreq Omg we have the same sexuality! 😆 Same omg, I'm usually not down for that simping stuff but I'm stanning for corpse rn!

    • @actuallyAtlas1989
      @actuallyAtlas1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Whaddup baby" like oop- 👀

  • @elevator3
    @elevator3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9895

    “you don’t have to be an evil criminal to go to hell, you just have to be cringe enough that no one is rooting for you in the afterlife”

    • @davidbosy4275
      @davidbosy4275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      I want that tattooted on my back

    • @Sydney0421
      @Sydney0421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I love Hamilton

    • @junesmind7325
      @junesmind7325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      This is a tually true on most if not all religions.

    • @Sydney0421
      @Sydney0421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@junesmind7325 yea agreed

    • @Cotarusan
      @Cotarusan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@junesmind7325 I'd probably say heavily religious people that dedicates their lives to it is kinda cringey to me
      But religion in general? I disagree with you there

  • @paigelish4456
    @paigelish4456 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    The chemistry she has with herself is immaculate 🤌

  • @cassandrac.0166
    @cassandrac.0166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3084

    "We are bejewelling Ezekiel's wings" is quite possibly the best sentence ever

  • @ItsPhyllis
    @ItsPhyllis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12312

    My mother (70) and I love your heaven/hell content. Because of your awesomeness she asked what a "bottom" was...over Christmas zoom...with the whole family...
    I cant thank you enough for that memory.

    • @leafofufo3264
      @leafofufo3264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      That's amazing.

    • @humanthing5709
      @humanthing5709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      PAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

    • @humanthing5709
      @humanthing5709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      WAIT DID SHE GET AN ANSWER?! PLEASE TELL ME SHE DID!

    • @frogue7181
      @frogue7181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      @@humanthing5709 I NEED AN ANSWER TOOO

    • @humanthing5709
      @humanthing5709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      @@frogue7181 YO IMAGINE THEY WERE LIKE “Mom there are kids here please.”

  • @amys0482
    @amys0482 ปีที่แล้ว +1157

    I like how the difference between God and Satan is arbitrary. This is a valid interpretation.
    Also, Joanne needs her own series.

    • @marcherwitch9811
      @marcherwitch9811 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ok but now i'm imagining joanne's 90s romcom trailer and i thank you for this!
      denise: did anyone ever say you--
      joanns: kinda look...
      denise: like me?

    • @RobertJones-gq3jq
      @RobertJones-gq3jq ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She does. Joanne Does Everything.

    • @HillLuvJump999
      @HillLuvJump999 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I need the scoop on Joane and Denise

    • @Morna777
      @Morna777 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It seriously does have some book of Job vibes without being as depressing!

    • @mitrolltv
      @mitrolltv 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      100%

  • @SiennatheHuman-_-
    @SiennatheHuman-_- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7376

    I was an atheist before this video but now I believe in this specific version of God and satan ✌️

  • @Anonymous_037
    @Anonymous_037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2645

    They always say “hail satan”
    They don’t ask “how’s satan”
    Got me laughing

  • @phantomcat7990
    @phantomcat7990 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    The Elmer’s glue phone is an iconic staple of this series and yet I keep forgetting about it and it gets me every time

  • @Delicate_Disaster
    @Delicate_Disaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1156

    I love that Joanne just awkwardly stands there half disgusted, half entertained, and hanging onto every word.

  • @drvile4150
    @drvile4150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4046

    "When the time comes...
    I want chris evans"
    same here satan. same here😫🤚

    • @koopicaca7882
      @koopicaca7882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yes😩

    • @wonderbookk
      @wonderbookk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      we can share him 😩‼️💪

    • @mmm-ei3yi
      @mmm-ei3yi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      lmao

    • @bethanydavis9023
      @bethanydavis9023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chris Evans is a big hypocrite, nut you guys do you.

    • @koopicaca7882
      @koopicaca7882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@bethanydavis9023 What

  • @amberinthebox4462
    @amberinthebox4462 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    "I'm tripping balls and now the vibe is off"
    "I stay sinning" two examples of amazing writing. But all of these are amazing

  • @harrystylessfiance423
    @harrystylessfiance423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6436

    i love how we all collectively agreed that drinking iced coffee in subzero temperatures was gay
    edit: HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE!!! 🌈🌈

    • @TiredHumanBeing
      @TiredHumanBeing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      I’m not gay 😡 only half

    • @Hex_Glitches
      @Hex_Glitches 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@TiredHumanBeing we got a bi bish hereeee!!!!! Love it.

    • @TiredHumanBeing
      @TiredHumanBeing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Hex_Glitches 💜😊

    • @Tekeu_Saith
      @Tekeu_Saith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Wait, it's not normal to drink iced coffee / tea in cold temperatures :0?
      Bruh

    • @Hex_Glitches
      @Hex_Glitches 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Tekeu_Saith right I thought it was.

  • @tryme9183
    @tryme9183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    Not only is she insanely funny her material is so original. It feels like most comedy is recycled. Seeing her stuff makes me cry laugh and also blows my mind.

    • @suchnothing
      @suchnothing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I want a phone case that turns my phone into a bottle of glue lmao

    • @dashielleonard7842
      @dashielleonard7842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also no one copies her cause of what this content is

    • @_tired-_
      @_tired-_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Stanzi uses they/them pronouns

    • @sou.p
      @sou.p ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@_tired-_ she/they actually

    • @HaggisIsGross
      @HaggisIsGross ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dashielleonard7842 sadly. No, there’s another trying to get in on it, she plays a receptionist in Heaven named Denise (yeah even ripped off the name). Taryntino21.

  • @karinpeagam7742
    @karinpeagam7742 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    As a retired boomer from the hippy generation I just want to say your work is outstanding! The Monty Python team would have adored you 😂😅

  • @lena7623
    @lena7623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4955

    I don't even smoke and I need those cigarette earrings.

  • @drvile4150
    @drvile4150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +976

    "basically i met this guy on tinder. he absolutely murdered this pus" I CAN'T💀

  • @Hosoeksveral13
    @Hosoeksveral13 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    I am very religious but I am a part of the LGBTQ community, being what you want isn't a sin love will never be a sin but being a bad person who hurt people is a serious sin

    • @quersis2121
      @quersis2121 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      This is the kind of religious person the world needs. Thank you for being amazing, have a great day and a great life and I mean it exactly this way :)

    • @CantEscapeFlorida
      @CantEscapeFlorida ปีที่แล้ว +12

      God isn't real

    • @voidsatas1524
      @voidsatas1524 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      ​@Alyssa Stevens Im not one that believes in a type of religion but let people believe in god, seriously dude it costed you zero dollars to not say anything.

    • @elibonham4388
      @elibonham4388 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Facts

    • @7473R
      @7473R ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Unless of course, you love someone much younger than you

  • @quinnzablocki9718
    @quinnzablocki9718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1195

    I started scream crying/laughing so many times. Post nut clarity threw me over the edge. I called for my boyfriend and we both died. Please never stop.

    • @PrincessBlack04
      @PrincessBlack04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Rip in peace you and your boyfriend

    • @sleepysnjomen1707
      @sleepysnjomen1707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@PrincessBlack04 "Rip in peace" is my favorite thing to read when i see it😭😭💀,,, Rest in peace in peace

    • @mommywithnokidsss
      @mommywithnokidsss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sleepysnjomen1707 Ikr right

    • @HeroOfHeros
      @HeroOfHeros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i though it said post NOT clarity

    • @PerovNigma
      @PerovNigma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sleepysnjomen1707 I love RAS syndrome.

  • @goobertion
    @goobertion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2459

    “Taste the rainbow gods a bottom” I love that wayyyyy more than I should

    • @polkadot1219
      @polkadot1219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I ruined the 69

    • @glitchon12
      @glitchon12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I say it everyday

    • @idontactuallyhaveahandle
      @idontactuallyhaveahandle ปีที่แล้ว +11

      would it be funnier as taste the rainbow, gods my bottom wait shit gods a bottom?

    • @goobertion
      @goobertion ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@idontactuallyhaveahandle 100% would make it better

    • @idontactuallyhaveahandle
      @idontactuallyhaveahandle ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@goobertion thank you!

  • @amundorff
    @amundorff ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Please tell me that I’m not the only one that wants Stanzi and Hell’s favorite secretary to do a collab

    • @yourmotherspartner
      @yourmotherspartner ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Omg YES

    • @xXGlitch_Xx
      @xXGlitch_Xx ปีที่แล้ว +3

      !!!YES!!!

    • @ak5659
      @ak5659 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Searching 'Hell's favorite Secretary' ......

    • @StarStruckSkyz
      @StarStruckSkyz ปีที่แล้ว +13

      this has been done already its beautiful
      and gay
      and perfect

    • @AmateurCreep
      @AmateurCreep ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the belles!

  • @_sophs
    @_sophs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    “Booo. No hags.”
    Funniest sentence ever

    • @eileensnow6153
      @eileensnow6153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      “You heard it, God hates hags. Guess that’s how you got mixed up”

  • @itsbecky_13
    @itsbecky_13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    “I mean we got Dahmer, but that guys a fckin nerd.”
    “…And a murderer…”
    “Yea, that too.”
    Help me I’m wheezing 🤣😂

  • @ladyteruki
    @ladyteruki ปีที่แล้ว +75

    7:13 "I took away his ability to speak". This line aged like fine wine.

  • @pgames1415
    @pgames1415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4306

    I just wanted to say, I'm a gay transgender man and I get so many "You're going to hell" comments and they've really started to get to me, and this really makes me feel better. Thank you.

    • @Willow._.tree.
      @Willow._.tree. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      Don’t worry, we get Chris Evans

    • @inklyqueen
      @inklyqueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      They have no right to say that because it's not their decision. I'm so sorry they had the gall to open their mouths

    • @inklyqueen
      @inklyqueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @Kerrie Wilson No I mean it's not the person's choice whether or not someone is going to Hell. They're not God.

    • @lucinyya932
      @lucinyya932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      just a tiny tiny bit late to this but i'm so sorry you're getting these comments :( you're doing great and i hope people are keeping their mouths shut more

    • @pgames1415
      @pgames1415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kerrie Wilson joining the gay alphabet for attention who tf are you

  • @SuperLadyDanger
    @SuperLadyDanger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    So glad to see these all together in order! They're total gems & the creativity that created them is a joy to behold!

  • @MxSandals
    @MxSandals 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Her laugh gives me life. I swear everytime i see her pop up on either TH-cam or TikTok my day gets instantly better. ❤️❤️❤️

  • @joulez1416
    @joulez1416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    "UTILIZE ALL HOLES 2022," YOU CANT BE SAYING THAT I DAMN NEAR CHOKED 😂😂😂😂😂❤

    • @airgod231
      @airgod231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      on what? :}

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You realize when she said that she didn't mean while you were watching her videos right?😏😂

    • @trashytoizer
      @trashytoizer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait on what? You can't say that with out more context-

  • @laylacastleberry7584
    @laylacastleberry7584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    I like to believe that Joanne and Denise have a thing going on where they just talk about how stupid their bosses are. It helps me sleep at night.

    • @hufflepuff_weeb_8104
      @hufflepuff_weeb_8104 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YESSSSS

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Joanne x Denise tbh

    • @demongirl1019
      @demongirl1019 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@sholem_bond
      Yessss 🤩

    • @demongirl1019
      @demongirl1019 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I am waiting for the day where we get a short where Joanne and Denise are just at a bar, venting their frustrations together; most of them about their bosses 😹

  • @fabulousroy
    @fabulousroy ปีที่แล้ว +455

    I'm a Christian, and this video is like legit therapy.
    I hate not being able to prove to shitty people that they are wrong, but no one can do that because they have their heads so far up their own asses. But in this hell, there's no more denying. You can't argue. What are you going to say, that you're following God's will? Clearly not, you're in hell!
    Love more, everyone 💖💖💖💖💖💖

    • @JohnDoe-ie1fe
      @JohnDoe-ie1fe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People who say that they are Christian are not,,, The words you used proves that you're not,, Only an idiot !!

    • @lolilikefrogs8509
      @lolilikefrogs8509 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ​@@JohnDoe-ie1fe this may be shocking
      But some Christians aren't robotic bible thumpers that take the bible too literally like I get following the 10 commandments and all but most of the other rules are peoples rules not gods 💀💀

    • @michaelsadach5401
      @michaelsadach5401 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      A Christian here,love this LMAO every time. God does have a sense of humor. He puts up with me. I am sure God has shaken his head several times at the shit I have done.

    • @fabulousroy
      @fabulousroy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michaelsadach5401 SO true

    • @jasondean88888
      @jasondean88888 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nearly every modern "Christian" would have been burned as a heretic just 500 years ago.
      So was God's plan to actually lay out something that got misinterpreted for hundreds of centuries, or is religion just a reflection of the values of the present culture?
      Either way, I can make a better case for Santa than any argument for god I've heard during thousands of hours of watching debates. Their case would be laughed out of any halfway decent high school science classroom if the quality of their evidence was being used to support any other claim. But life and death are scary, so...that somehow okays lowering the bar for standards of evidence in this arena of discussion.
      Problem is, people then apply that standard to other areas of their life.
      And we wonder how we have flat earthers and people thinking 5g causes covid. It's a strait line back to religous styled arguments.

  • @n.a.8050
    @n.a.8050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Imagine Chris Evans learning that he went to hell because heaven made traded him for a bunch of circus to be in hell. 🤣

    • @defaultthedude
      @defaultthedude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I’m sure Chris Evans would be treated “well” in the arrangement.

    • @TheHICking
      @TheHICking ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The man would get a penthouse

    • @danielsaltzman.siphoner3084
      @danielsaltzman.siphoner3084 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      he'd literally be under satans protection like a trophy with a penthouse that through the windoes makes it look like hes above a park lmao.

    • @DrCruel
      @DrCruel ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't worry about it. It's all going to get worked out very well when the Time comes.

    • @unsuspectingcitizen6833
      @unsuspectingcitizen6833 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i was looking for this one lmao

  • @neurodivergentpixi6736
    @neurodivergentpixi6736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    God, you didn't have to send the whole you-damn circus down here.
    This would be a sitcom I'd be fully invested in.

  • @elietahari7290
    @elietahari7290 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I love the fact that god and satan are basically frenemies. Its so wholesome and cute. SN the crucifixion clip is top tier comedy. I would totally watch a series on these two lmao

    • @TheSkyCaptain
      @TheSkyCaptain 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Tbh, i ship em a bit

    • @no.6377
      @no.6377 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I ship it a lot ❤​@@TheSkyCaptain

    • @aishakemper
      @aishakemper หลายเดือนก่อน

      Actually, I saw it as two friends who are close enough with each other to sometimes get annoyed at one another without it being hurtful, it's just playful 😂😂❤❤ Either way, I feel you, I definitely do need a whole series of this 💯

  • @ZijnShayatanica
    @ZijnShayatanica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    "They call me the Limbo Himbo!"
    Abaddon is... Literally goals. I haven't felt this way since Grell Sutcliffe. 😂🤣

    • @frankkiejo5560
      @frankkiejo5560 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *immediately goes to look up Grell Sutcliff*

    • @Imscaredofeverything
      @Imscaredofeverything ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg! That's like, the exact reason I love Abaddon!

    • @WorldOfTess2024
      @WorldOfTess2024 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really, really want to be Abaddon when I grow up. Or whatever. 😁 💜

    • @jesuschristbutafab9923
      @jesuschristbutafab9923 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally, she gives me Abbadon vibes too! I can imagine them being besties :>

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "limbo himbo" is genius NGL

  • @user-ls2bu3vn2z
    @user-ls2bu3vn2z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    OH FINALLY THEYRE ALL TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE. I've been binging your reels for the past month and was looking for compilations because you're just so fucking funny so this is spectacular

  • @jesscharles1512
    @jesscharles1512 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Im a Christian and I don't think for one second that God would send someone to hell for being their true self. God is Love and wherever there is love there's God. ❤ I just love your skits and I laugh till i cry while watching them. Oh and the LGBTQ community are NOT going to hell. 😊😅

  • @Willow._.tree.
    @Willow._.tree. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    The little synchronized
    “ *gasp* its Mitch McConnell!”

    • @jinxthewolf1983
      @jinxthewolf1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "He doesn't have the moisture to spare" I fuckin died.

  • @beth_anya14
    @beth_anya14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Ok, look, I’m a Christian who believes in God and Heaven and Hell and all that stuff BUT
    this is just peak humor

    • @TinNguyen-rl2xr
      @TinNguyen-rl2xr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      D- tier it's just republican bad liberal good

    • @ry1es
      @ry1es 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@TinNguyen-rl2xr Yes, so peak humor.

    • @TinNguyen-rl2xr
      @TinNguyen-rl2xr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ry1es no it's just a pile of shit in a sea of shit "comedy"

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@TinNguyen-rl2xr so why are you even here? You're annoying no one gives a shit that you don't like it. So why?

    • @SylverLeo
      @SylverLeo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I agree with Stephanie. If you don’t like this humour, why are you watching it?

  • @Dove96
    @Dove96 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Thank you for putting them together. I was watching them separately but it made way more sense in this format. LOVE the series.

  • @trinityspark7160
    @trinityspark7160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I love this entire collection, and most of all the addition of Abaddon gives me life!!

    • @mildlyinvested2992
      @mildlyinvested2992 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I need to do fannart of these characters, jesus.

    • @redloona1085
      @redloona1085 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mildlyinvested2992 did u do it?

    • @mildlyinvested2992
      @mildlyinvested2992 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redloona1085 let me get good at digital art first, damn😭 didn't know I had an audience here👉👈

  • @kaciekay1104
    @kaciekay1104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    the way that Stanzi just uses all the hate comments as fodder for the videos is *chefs kiss* perfecto

  • @DeVasteyAnnaize
    @DeVasteyAnnaize 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    The cvs receipt with ‘Zoinks,Scoob!’ written on the back in crayon as a sympathy card was absolutely hilarious!

  • @grumboflipflorp5688
    @grumboflipflorp5688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Is it weird that I want actual concept art of all of these characters? Like I know it’s all in the tone, but I just wanna see what JoAnne, Denise, and Abaddon look like in this universe

    • @delaneybenlon6106
      @delaneybenlon6106 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No but I bet if you got ahold of the creator and a really good commission artist it could work.

  • @dizzyscorpio1
    @dizzyscorpio1 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I have only just discovered you Stanzi and I don't know how you have never come up on my feed before...I love the humor as well as political commentary and the IDGAF attitude(yeah I am aware I am old..lol) Been binge watching your skits can't wait to see what is next!!

  • @suchnothing
    @suchnothing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Airin bringing his ice coffee to the afterlife with him is everything I aspire to be in life.

  • @annef0x
    @annef0x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    I feel like Joanne and Denise might get drinks every Saturday cuz God (literally) knows they need it. Like Gimme Tired assistants gossiping about their bosses and their antics over a couple of drinks. _-I also wouldn't mind a friends to lovers but thats just me-_

    • @eknitscars
      @eknitscars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      -I wouldn’t mind that either that sounds amazing-

    • @kyrahexx
      @kyrahexx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      -It's not just you-

    • @arcadeii
      @arcadeii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      -no its definitely not just you-

    • @Lavender_Moon_1212
      @Lavender_Moon_1212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      N̶o̶t̶ j̶u̶s̶t̶ y̶o̶u̶ a̶t̶ a̶l̶l̶

    • @alessm2206
      @alessm2206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We already have the enemies to lovers, so yeah, that'd be fun

  • @dragondoesedits
    @dragondoesedits ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “Hey Satan”
    “Yes Joanne”
    ✨Iconic Words✨

  • @sagevagabond5540
    @sagevagabond5540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    It's always hail Satan not how's Satan. I am litteraly dying 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ttthecat
      @ttthecat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I loved that sooooooo much!🤣☠️

  • @ufcoque8697
    @ufcoque8697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Stan: "Going to earth a bit. Just a little field trip"
    God: "Denise, can you turn on the news" 🤣

  • @lilymorris9569
    @lilymorris9569 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    the collective "aww it's mitch mcconnell" with the drawn on tears had me rolling

  • @VN3wton
    @VN3wton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Lol the gaslighting one
    There's this clip from Rick and morty where these newscasters are talking and she says "don't gaslight me"
    And he goes "gaslighting doesn't exist, you made it up cause you're fucking crazy" and it makes me laugh every fucking time

  • @Tom-it6gi
    @Tom-it6gi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "I mean, we've got Dahmer, but he's a fuckin' nerd."
    "And a murderer."
    "That too."

  • @TweetieBird-hl9hg
    @TweetieBird-hl9hg ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Your voice at 19:41 was 👏👏👏👏. I love the one where God and Satan meet Stanzi; literal freaking masterpiece 🔥.

  • @jinxiejae
    @jinxiejae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "Let's go drugs!"
    " omg get a job!"
    "NO!"
    "Fine I'll be up in five."

  • @tremolo2109
    @tremolo2109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    This is amazing! I'd love a compilation of everything sus and everything omegaverse too. I never realized that omegaverse would be such excellent fodder for sketch comedy before I find this channel XD

  • @alexflores9176
    @alexflores9176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Btw I love this series!!! You keep it up in general!!! Your vids actually helped me get my head out of a dark place. I know that may sound weird or stupid but its true!!! Keep it coming you beautiful person💙💙

  • @rosishii761
    @rosishii761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Every time you're offended my life force increases"
    Who else gets energy from this or something similar?

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Truuu

  • @Peerni215
    @Peerni215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I literally can’t even choose one to comment on and point out. EVERY SINGLE ONE IS 100% PERFECT!

  • @Nodeal757
    @Nodeal757 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That ending line 🤣🤣🤣 "i never said it was my finest work..." from start to end everything is just comedy gold 😆 sad I only discovered this channel recently but plus side I can binge watch everything 😁

  • @heythereblue9815
    @heythereblue9815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    The whole “holocaust 2” thing literally made me hate living in kansas even more. I once watched a guy get tazed because he ran past security in a mall that was handing out masks to people that didn’t have them and he got arrested for it too

    • @just_uninterested
      @just_uninterested 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I'm from texas and the amount of people that actually still support trump and avoid the vaccine is painful to watch. I'm glad that I at least live in a populated and more diverse city, because the further someone is from the major cities the more likely they are to lose brain cells. I wish you luck with the patch of people you deal with, because as a person living in the south I can tell you that diversity in opinions and more educated people are our only hope. *Also I love your profile pic* 💜

    • @Kissable-st4r
      @Kissable-st4r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@just_uninterested omg same

    • @tuddy761
      @tuddy761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@just_uninterested - you are a walking contradiction! .....sorry ! That's assuming a slug like you has legs!

    • @tailsoluv
      @tailsoluv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tuddy761 you are a terminal asshole and it's a miracle you're still alive. Sounds like you'd be down visiting Satan

    • @thekiller7026
      @thekiller7026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tuddy761 ?

  • @aleqzw
    @aleqzw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "When i see a baby i go KOBI"
    This always gets me lmaooo

  • @songwolfwild2935
    @songwolfwild2935 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Watching stanzi's content evolve is so fun!

  • @ryanscuderi5488
    @ryanscuderi5488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Your approval is as useful as a giftcard to Blockbuster video" may be one of the funniest things I've heard in quite some time, good lord.

  • @amandaconner8623
    @amandaconner8623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This is why I can’t go pat the glue at Walmart without crying laughing 😂 I’m loving this series! Never stop!

  • @cycloneabsol9405
    @cycloneabsol9405 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I am Christian and I 100% believe that this is EXACTLY what it's like in the afterlife.

  • @royce6485
    @royce6485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Satan playing Among Us with Corpse and the gay guy finding himself in Hell, nonplussed, are the best bits

  • @FluffyGriffin
    @FluffyGriffin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Joanne feels like that kid watching a parent argue with someone else. The vibes are imacculate

  • @angelaricks5379
    @angelaricks5379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You are a genius! I love your sense of humor, it makes me happy. Thank you very much.

  • @wishyouwerepink6759
    @wishyouwerepink6759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    we need a lunch break moment between denise and joanne cause they are the best

  • @alistairmooncrest5018
    @alistairmooncrest5018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love ALL of this, but I definitely want to see more Abbadon x God x Satan love triangle and Abbadon's being a lil shit. 🤣🤣

  • @frostybanana1452
    @frostybanana1452 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don’t get how people can just take a joke, but I love how you handle it. Love you and your work ❤

  • @auroraofclanborealis
    @auroraofclanborealis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "Is your brain nothing more than a decoration?"
    Golden

  • @zaramariety
    @zaramariety 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    i’m a minute into this video and already dying. “corpses say hi” “wuddup baby” “look at me being a simp” like bitch it’s not even that funny why am I laughing like a hyena 😂😂😂 i just discovered you and i’m obsessed you’re so pretty and funny ☺️☺️☺️

  • @glitterxgore6943
    @glitterxgore6943 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jesus didn’t say a damn thing about being gay. He did basically say don’t be a dick and love others. So I feel he’d appreciate the overall message of these.

  • @meatymaggot
    @meatymaggot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The best thing here is that they aren't only making great and funny jokes, they are also having interesting rants and some good lessons here 👍

  • @aozakireverie9468
    @aozakireverie9468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    ‘ “Utilize all holes” - God/Satan’ got me 😂😂😂

  • @ciaranjohnston7983
    @ciaranjohnston7983 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Utilise all holes 2022" is one of my favourite Stanzi Potenza quotes

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's sage advice

    • @ciaranjohnston7983
      @ciaranjohnston7983 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@sholem_bondagreed

  • @carloscabrerabenett7779
    @carloscabrerabenett7779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Satan:When the time comes I want Chris Evans.
    😂😂😂 That's just perfection right there

  • @Delicate_Disaster
    @Delicate_Disaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I don't know why, but "He doesn't have the moisture to spare!" is hilarious to me.

  • @jaywulf
    @jaywulf ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was only watching your shorts before... then suddently... algo gave me this....one gag after another!
    I am in heaven!
    Thanks Joanne!!! And remember... UTILISE ALL HOLES!

  • @mickmiah7605
    @mickmiah7605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Stanzi is a complete treasure.

  • @tcmtv001
    @tcmtv001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “I literally have an eternity to go over this with you”
    You’re not lying XD

  • @FrauWilhelmKlink
    @FrauWilhelmKlink ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Stanzi, I absolutely ADORE your content! Thank you so much for all the laughs. Also, thank you for making compilations like this so I don't have to go hunt down every individual skit and spam my friends with links😂 I really appreciate it.

  • @matrixmushroom2285
    @matrixmushroom2285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    A lot of people are definitely pissed about this and i love it

  • @thefandomchild777
    @thefandomchild777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “It’s always ‘Hail Satan!’ never ‘How’s Satan?’” Great

  • @thomasedge8438
    @thomasedge8438 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pat Roberston died today and your channel was the first thing that popped into my head. Looking forward to a new Hell sketch this week.

  • @a.kitcat.b
    @a.kitcat.b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    👹I love how Lucy still argues with people even though he could torture them easily. Pretty funny!😈

    • @zebra7290
      @zebra7290 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't you hear, he only likes being called that in bed

    • @a.kitcat.b
      @a.kitcat.b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zebra7290 No. But now I do! I forgot to not call him that in public!

  • @Arziian
    @Arziian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Love how the phone is an Elmer's glue bottle 😂😂

  • @vaporeon9912
    @vaporeon9912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    As a christian I can say this is really funny and most of the things here I agree with like Karens, priests and heaven being open to Anyone :D

  • @irishwristwatch2487
    @irishwristwatch2487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Wow you must have some kind of punishment kink cause Im about to smack the shit out of you" fucking killed me lmao

  • @carolerobbins9522
    @carolerobbins9522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “There’s no such thing as a perfect compila-“
    Holllly shit your comedy rules

  • @Grey-jk2gc
    @Grey-jk2gc ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I like to drink iced coffee in sub-zero temperatures."
    "You're gay?"
    *"That's what I just said. 🙄😒"*

  • @shahadjano2602
    @shahadjano2602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Things I love here
    -the cigarette earings
    -Satan
    -abaddon
    -Joanne
    -when God sends Satan a gift
    -the horse jokes
    Love u and ur vids so funny

  • @lesley8993
    @lesley8993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    THIS compilation is EXACTLY what I needed! 🙏 Thank u very much

  • @TheGrifhinx
    @TheGrifhinx ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Stanzi turning up in Hell was really giving me The Nanny meets Fran Drescher, and it's absolutely amazing

  • @MagmaMazium
    @MagmaMazium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "you know it's always 'hail satan!' not 'how's satan?'"
    best quote right there
    4:53

  • @ramadiii
    @ramadiii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Thank you so much for making this compilation, been watching it on repeat all night because I needed a confidence boost and let me tell you, your work is making me more badass for every second 😍