"We've got Dahmer but that guy's a fucking nerd"
"And a murderer"
"Yeah that too"
satan playing among us and simping for corpse is making me crack up like crazy
@@angryredstone I can confirm this, I am asexual with all of my being and I am still simping for Corpse
@@atreq Omg we have the same sexuality! 😆 Same omg, I'm usually not down for that simping stuff but I'm stanning for corpse rn!
“you don’t have to be an evil criminal to go to hell, you just have to be cringe enough that no one is rooting for you in the afterlife”
@@junesmind7325 I'd probably say heavily religious people that dedicates their lives to it is kinda cringey to me
But religion in general? I disagree with you there
The chemistry she has with herself is immaculate 🤌
"We are bejewelling Ezekiel's wings" is quite possibly the best sentence ever
My mother (70) and I love your heaven/hell content. Because of your awesomeness she asked what a "bottom" was...over Christmas zoom...with the whole family...
I cant thank you enough for that memory.
@@frogue7181 YO IMAGINE THEY WERE LIKE “Mom there are kids here please.”
I like how the difference between God and Satan is arbitrary. This is a valid interpretation.
Also, Joanne needs her own series.
ok but now i'm imagining joanne's 90s romcom trailer and i thank you for this!
denise: did anyone ever say you--
joanns: kinda look...
denise: like me?
It seriously does have some book of Job vibes without being as depressing!
I was an atheist before this video but now I believe in this specific version of God and satan ✌️
They always say “hail satan”
They don’t ask “how’s satan”
Got me laughing
The Elmer’s glue phone is an iconic staple of this series and yet I keep forgetting about it and it gets me every time
I love that Joanne just awkwardly stands there half disgusted, half entertained, and hanging onto every word.
"I'm tripping balls and now the vibe is off"
"I stay sinning" two examples of amazing writing. But all of these are amazing
i love how we all collectively agreed that drinking iced coffee in subzero temperatures was gay
edit: HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE!!! 🌈🌈
Wait, it's not normal to drink iced coffee / tea in cold temperatures :0?
Bruh
Not only is she insanely funny her material is so original. It feels like most comedy is recycled. Seeing her stuff makes me cry laugh and also blows my mind.
@@dashielleonard7842 sadly. No, there’s another trying to get in on it, she plays a receptionist in Heaven named Denise (yeah even ripped off the name). Taryntino21.
As a retired boomer from the hippy generation I just want to say your work is outstanding! The Monty Python team would have adored you 😂😅
I don't even smoke and I need those cigarette earrings.
@Death Omen they’re probably on Etsy, along with the blue lives matter shirts
"basically i met this guy on tinder. he absolutely murdered this pus" I CAN'T💀
I am very religious but I am a part of the LGBTQ community, being what you want isn't a sin love will never be a sin but being a bad person who hurt people is a serious sin
This is the kind of religious person the world needs. Thank you for being amazing, have a great day and a great life and I mean it exactly this way :)
@Alyssa Stevens Im not one that believes in a type of religion but let people believe in god, seriously dude it costed you zero dollars to not say anything.
I started scream crying/laughing so many times. Post nut clarity threw me over the edge. I called for my boyfriend and we both died. Please never stop.
@@PrincessBlack04 "Rip in peace" is my favorite thing to read when i see it😭😭💀,,, Rest in peace in peace
“Taste the rainbow gods a bottom” I love that wayyyyy more than I should
would it be funnier as taste the rainbow, gods my bottom wait shit gods a bottom?
Please tell me that I’m not the only one that wants Stanzi and Hell’s favorite secretary to do a collab
“I mean we got Dahmer, but that guys a fckin nerd.”
“…And a murderer…”
“Yea, that too.”
Help me I’m wheezing 🤣😂
7:13 "I took away his ability to speak". This line aged like fine wine.
I just wanted to say, I'm a gay transgender man and I get so many "You're going to hell" comments and they've really started to get to me, and this really makes me feel better. Thank you.
They have no right to say that because it's not their decision. I'm so sorry they had the gall to open their mouths
@Kerrie Wilson No I mean it's not the person's choice whether or not someone is going to Hell. They're not God.
just a tiny tiny bit late to this but i'm so sorry you're getting these comments :( you're doing great and i hope people are keeping their mouths shut more
So glad to see these all together in order! They're total gems & the creativity that created them is a joy to behold!
Her laugh gives me life. I swear everytime i see her pop up on either TH-cam or TikTok my day gets instantly better. ❤️❤️❤️
"UTILIZE ALL HOLES 2022," YOU CANT BE SAYING THAT I DAMN NEAR CHOKED 😂😂😂😂😂❤
You realize when she said that she didn't mean while you were watching her videos right?😏😂
I like to believe that Joanne and Denise have a thing going on where they just talk about how stupid their bosses are. It helps me sleep at night.
I am waiting for the day where we get a short where Joanne and Denise are just at a bar, venting their frustrations together; most of them about their bosses 😹
I'm a Christian, and this video is like legit therapy.
I hate not being able to prove to shitty people that they are wrong, but no one can do that because they have their heads so far up their own asses. But in this hell, there's no more denying. You can't argue. What are you going to say, that you're following God's will? Clearly not, you're in hell!
Love more, everyone 💖💖💖💖💖💖
People who say that they are Christian are not,,, The words you used proves that you're not,, Only an idiot !!
@@JohnDoe-ie1fe this may be shocking
But some Christians aren't robotic bible thumpers that take the bible too literally like I get following the 10 commandments and all but most of the other rules are peoples rules not gods 💀💀
A Christian here,love this LMAO every time. God does have a sense of humor. He puts up with me. I am sure God has shaken his head several times at the shit I have done.
Nearly every modern "Christian" would have been burned as a heretic just 500 years ago.
So was God's plan to actually lay out something that got misinterpreted for hundreds of centuries, or is religion just a reflection of the values of the present culture?
Either way, I can make a better case for Santa than any argument for god I've heard during thousands of hours of watching debates. Their case would be laughed out of any halfway decent high school science classroom if the quality of their evidence was being used to support any other claim. But life and death are scary, so...that somehow okays lowering the bar for standards of evidence in this arena of discussion.
Problem is, people then apply that standard to other areas of their life.
And we wonder how we have flat earthers and people thinking 5g causes covid. It's a strait line back to religous styled arguments.
Imagine Chris Evans learning that he went to hell because heaven made traded him for a bunch of circus to be in hell. 🤣
he'd literally be under satans protection like a trophy with a penthouse that through the windoes makes it look like hes above a park lmao.
Don't worry about it. It's all going to get worked out very well when the Time comes.
God, you didn't have to send the whole you-damn circus down here.
This would be a sitcom I'd be fully invested in.
I love the fact that god and satan are basically frenemies. Its so wholesome and cute. SN the crucifixion clip is top tier comedy. I would totally watch a series on these two lmao
Actually, I saw it as two friends who are close enough with each other to sometimes get annoyed at one another without it being hurtful, it's just playful 😂😂❤❤ Either way, I feel you, I definitely do need a whole series of this 💯
"They call me the Limbo Himbo!"
Abaddon is... Literally goals. I haven't felt this way since Grell Sutcliffe. 😂🤣
Literally, she gives me Abbadon vibes too! I can imagine them being besties :>
OH FINALLY THEYRE ALL TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE. I've been binging your reels for the past month and was looking for compilations because you're just so fucking funny so this is spectacular
Im a Christian and I don't think for one second that God would send someone to hell for being their true self. God is Love and wherever there is love there's God. ❤ I just love your skits and I laugh till i cry while watching them. Oh and the LGBTQ community are NOT going to hell. 😊😅
Ok, look, I’m a Christian who believes in God and Heaven and Hell and all that stuff BUT
this is just peak humor
@@TinNguyen-rl2xr so why are you even here? You're annoying no one gives a shit that you don't like it. So why?
I agree with Stephanie. If you don’t like this humour, why are you watching it?
Thank you for putting them together. I was watching them separately but it made way more sense in this format. LOVE the series.
I love this entire collection, and most of all the addition of Abaddon gives me life!!
@@redloona1085 let me get good at digital art first, damn😭 didn't know I had an audience here👉👈
the way that Stanzi just uses all the hate comments as fodder for the videos is *chefs kiss* perfecto
The cvs receipt with ‘Zoinks,Scoob!’ written on the back in crayon as a sympathy card was absolutely hilarious!
Is it weird that I want actual concept art of all of these characters? Like I know it’s all in the tone, but I just wanna see what JoAnne, Denise, and Abaddon look like in this universe
No but I bet if you got ahold of the creator and a really good commission artist it could work.
I have only just discovered you Stanzi and I don't know how you have never come up on my feed before...I love the humor as well as political commentary and the IDGAF attitude(yeah I am aware I am old..lol) Been binge watching your skits can't wait to see what is next!!
Airin bringing his ice coffee to the afterlife with him is everything I aspire to be in life.
I feel like Joanne and Denise might get drinks every Saturday cuz God (literally) knows they need it. Like Gimme Tired assistants gossiping about their bosses and their antics over a couple of drinks. _-I also wouldn't mind a friends to lovers but thats just me-_
“Hey Satan”
“Yes Joanne”
✨Iconic Words✨
Stan: "Going to earth a bit. Just a little field trip"
God: "Denise, can you turn on the news" 🤣
the collective "aww it's mitch mcconnell" with the drawn on tears had me rolling
Lol the gaslighting one
There's this clip from Rick and morty where these newscasters are talking and she says "don't gaslight me"
And he goes "gaslighting doesn't exist, you made it up cause you're fucking crazy" and it makes me laugh every fucking time
"I mean, we've got Dahmer, but he's a fuckin' nerd."
"And a murderer."
"That too."
Your voice at 19:41 was 👏👏👏👏. I love the one where God and Satan meet Stanzi; literal freaking masterpiece 🔥.
This is amazing! I'd love a compilation of everything sus and everything omegaverse too. I never realized that omegaverse would be such excellent fodder for sketch comedy before I find this channel XD
Btw I love this series!!! You keep it up in general!!! Your vids actually helped me get my head out of a dark place. I know that may sound weird or stupid but its true!!! Keep it coming you beautiful person💙💙
"Every time you're offended my life force increases"
Who else gets energy from this or something similar?
I literally can’t even choose one to comment on and point out. EVERY SINGLE ONE IS 100% PERFECT!
That ending line 🤣🤣🤣 "i never said it was my finest work..." from start to end everything is just comedy gold 😆 sad I only discovered this channel recently but plus side I can binge watch everything 😁
The whole “holocaust 2” thing literally made me hate living in kansas even more. I once watched a guy get tazed because he ran past security in a mall that was handing out masks to people that didn’t have them and he got arrested for it too
I'm from texas and the amount of people that actually still support trump and avoid the vaccine is painful to watch. I'm glad that I at least live in a populated and more diverse city, because the further someone is from the major cities the more likely they are to lose brain cells. I wish you luck with the patch of people you deal with, because as a person living in the south I can tell you that diversity in opinions and more educated people are our only hope. *Also I love your profile pic* 💜
@@just_uninterested - you are a walking contradiction! .....sorry ! That's assuming a slug like you has legs!
@@tuddy761 you are a terminal asshole and it's a miracle you're still alive. Sounds like you'd be down visiting Satan
"When i see a baby i go KOBI"
This always gets me lmaooo
Watching stanzi's content evolve is so fun!
"Your approval is as useful as a giftcard to Blockbuster video" may be one of the funniest things I've heard in quite some time, good lord.
This is why I can’t go pat the glue at Walmart without crying laughing 😂 I’m loving this series! Never stop!
I am Christian and I 100% believe that this is EXACTLY what it's like in the afterlife.
Satan playing Among Us with Corpse and the gay guy finding himself in Hell, nonplussed, are the best bits
Joanne feels like that kid watching a parent argue with someone else. The vibes are imacculate
You are a genius! I love your sense of humor, it makes me happy. Thank you very much.
we need a lunch break moment between denise and joanne cause they are the best
I love ALL of this, but I definitely want to see more Abbadon x God x Satan love triangle and Abbadon's being a lil shit. 🤣🤣
I don’t get how people can just take a joke, but I love how you handle it. Love you and your work ❤
"Is your brain nothing more than a decoration?"
Golden
i’m a minute into this video and already dying. “corpses say hi” “wuddup baby” “look at me being a simp” like bitch it’s not even that funny why am I laughing like a hyena 😂😂😂 i just discovered you and i’m obsessed you’re so pretty and funny ☺️☺️☺️
Jesus didn’t say a damn thing about being gay. He did basically say don’t be a dick and love others. So I feel he’d appreciate the overall message of these.
The best thing here is that they aren't only making great and funny jokes, they are also having interesting rants and some good lessons here 👍
‘ “Utilize all holes” - God/Satan’ got me 😂😂😂
"Utilise all holes 2022" is one of my favourite Stanzi Potenza quotes
Satan:When the time comes I want Chris Evans.
😂😂😂 That's just perfection right there
I don't know why, but "He doesn't have the moisture to spare!" is hilarious to me.
I was only watching your shorts before... then suddently... algo gave me this....one gag after another!
I am in heaven!
Thanks Joanne!!! And remember... UTILISE ALL HOLES!
Stanzi is a complete treasure.
“I literally have an eternity to go over this with you”
You’re not lying XD
Stanzi, I absolutely ADORE your content! Thank you so much for all the laughs. Also, thank you for making compilations like this so I don't have to go hunt down every individual skit and spam my friends with links😂 I really appreciate it.
A lot of people are definitely pissed about this and i love it
“It’s always ‘Hail Satan!’ never ‘How’s Satan?’” Great
Pat Roberston died today and your channel was the first thing that popped into my head. Looking forward to a new Hell sketch this week.
👹I love how Lucy still argues with people even though he could torture them easily. Pretty funny!😈
Love how the phone is an Elmer's glue bottle 😂😂
As a christian I can say this is really funny and most of the things here I agree with like Karens, priests and heaven being open to Anyone :D
"Wow you must have some kind of punishment kink cause Im about to smack the shit out of you" fucking killed me lmao
“There’s no such thing as a perfect compila-“
Holllly shit your comedy rules
"I like to drink iced coffee in sub-zero temperatures."
"You're gay?"
*"That's what I just said. 🙄😒"*
Things I love here
-the cigarette earings
-Satan
-abaddon
-Joanne
-when God sends Satan a gift
-the horse jokes
Love u and ur vids so funny
THIS compilation is EXACTLY what I needed! 🙏 Thank u very much
Stanzi turning up in Hell was really giving me The Nanny meets Fran Drescher, and it's absolutely amazing
"you know it's always 'hail satan!' not 'how's satan?'"
best quote right there
4:53
Thank you so much for making this compilation, been watching it on repeat all night because I needed a confidence boost and let me tell you, your work is making me more badass for every second 😍
My head canon is that Joanne and Denise hang out on earth, getting a mimosa during brunch and just absolutely complaining about how hard their jobs are, how Joanne has to deal with Satan’s snappy attitude with her and how Denise has to babysit a medicated god
exactly yes
You forgot the part where they f*ck
They didn't seem to greet each other very nicely at 21:19 tho so I wonder what's up
@@TheCottonCandy707 maybe they were in a fight? Its unfortunately normal for couples to fight after all😔
they give off very Good Omens aziraphel and Crowley vibes tbh