PATANISHO: Nilikuwa nalala na kisu kitandani kwa raha zangu. (Episode 5, November 2019)

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[@lydiaaruba6670]

Acha tu nipambane na hali yangu..team hammam piteni huku! ety kisu ya starehe na kula paipai finally ni bibi ndo atakuwa paipai

[@alidawood4065]

Team hammam niko hapa nimepita tayari

[@nancytera6444]

Riyadh 🤪🤪

[@sylviaabuor9494]

I love ladies who value their lives

[@robertsimba5081]

U go away luo ladies are stubborn...thy should be treated like tat ...in addition ,thy are immoral

[@agneswanjihia1383]

Watano leo team hamam

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Hapo sawa

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Sawa Sawa mrembo

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[@feycute]

Tuned 971

[@maurinekhasila3326]

Hahaha muko vipi

[@faithakoth7530]

Mwanaume akitusi mamako ogopa Sana

[@eyuvonekoko7452]

Yeah

[@stellahmiles2369]

Gidi hapa Tanzania pia leta patanisho

[@madamboss348]

Ya diamond na hamisa😂😂😂😂😂

[@stellahmiles2369]

@@madamboss348 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂na zari pia

[@eddahnyongesa9819]

Ndoa za siku hizi hakuna kubombelezana

[@ianochieng3314]

Loving your self is the best feeling ever

[@AaAa-kq5su]

Waa waaa..huyo mwana ajiju na visu vyake vya starehe

[@asikokimeuniceeunice9158]

This is great this guy has learned his lesson

[@RoroRoserororo]

Pia mimi roho yangu imekataa 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

[@eddahkhalayi7666]

Hahaha, this guy though.Ati kisu ni ya kula papayi.Wanaume lakini.

[@triplea4080]

To be honest mwanaume wa matusi ni kama kukunywa chai kwa samaki.......how now???

[@sheilahbarongo3653]

Waaah....mm bado nakupenda ak mungu anakupenda🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂hii nayo waaah

[@nancynyambura1526]

🤣🤣🤣Kisu ya kula papai... Kwa bed🛌🤗

[@maurinekhasila3326]

Thanks mum leea watoto wako

[@trizahkhagogo8091]

My dear usijali kurudi uko..ati queen my foot🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

[@carosmwongela2823]

Huyo mwanaume ni mjeuri sana

[@estherlndahi2834]

Hapo sasa queen queen queen niko side yako

[@maurinekhasila3326]

Nimefika sasa on 10

[@ruthnjambi728]

😂😂😂😂😂waaah noma.Kisu ni ya kukula pawpaw kwa kitanda

[@roselineawinja6604]

Harred acha ujinga, unalala na kisu kwa kitanda, alafu unasema ni ya pawpaw? Queen 👍👍 Lea watoto

[@beatricekarisa7145]

😂😂😂😂Hiki kisu cha papai jamani kwa kitanda...jamaa amenimaliza😂😂😂😂

[@lucykimani3047]

When a woman moves on even money from that man is a turn off

[@saryhguusfv1025]

Caro kemunto watching from saudia Usirudi siz endekea na maisha yako

[@stellaloves9879]

Waaaah hii kali

[@Quilant749]

😂😂😂😂😂😂Hizi ni watoto yake, queen queen, queen be nakuuukisiaaaaaa Luo ladies yawa naver shaken🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@margaretgithinjiwangariggd2673]

Waah ati kisu ni ya starehe na kukula paipai. nugu ww. siku izi wanaume kwa patanisho wote ni matuzi bure kbsm Queeen cograte mungu atakufunguria jua lea wtoi wkom atakuja uku respect. ma mm nivumirie matusi ya mwarabu but end month naripwa. mens bure tuu

[@mercywanjikunjoki9444]

Wah noma tangu lini kisu ikakua ya starehe

[@nabwilelinet7027]

😂😂😂😂😂aki wanaume na kujitetea

[@chullakoi1508]

Hii ni nyangarika ya mwanaume #Burekabisa.

[@stellaloves9879]

Natafuta Mr right

[@sweetmumwake9729]

Am hear now nipigiani mkofi ndio kufika number 20

[@josephinemwongeli2725]

nimekwama hapo kwa paipai

[@user-gq5dh2md1c]

Wacha niendele kuosha hamaam mpaka siku Mungu atanijalia hadi nipate Mr right

[@engineerswitzerkea5073]

Noma sana

[@tabithandinda422]

Take care of ure kids mummy and God will bring the right man for u in the name of Jesus

[@tinahnaitwa9845]

No 11😎😎😎

[@penny4310]

Huyo ni mtu wa kusahau..... ibilisi ... kisu... wololo.... for good...

[@faithstephen9295]

Huyo jamaa atembeze kiatu..bure kabisa

[@keziachristine8531]

Ambia uyo dem akuje tuoshe choo uku saudi

[@ibugharib389]

Hahaaa huyu jamaa mwanzo mwisho kisu kitandani halafu anasema kwa raha zake kwa ajili ya kulia MAPAIPAI (MAPAPAI) duuuuuhhh Bora angalisema kwa ajili ya silaha mwizi akiingia apambane naye

[@lilliannelima7009]

Leo ni wajaka

[@stellaloves9879]

Kumbe umerauka Sana

[@fridahnalisi8841]

This is the funniest patanisho ever

[@ertheradhiambo6101]

Encyclopedia ya matusi 😂😂😂😂

[@bravinpeace6431]

😂😂

[@mumblessed001]

Hareeee endelea kula paipai kwa bed queen hebu kanyaga kubwa kubwa for your life na kids mwanaume kula jeuri yako bure kabisa queen lea watoto

[@empressjanet8929]

Unakula pai pai kwa kitanda, Eish hata Queen hata unaroho

[@everlynegovi6206]

Wajaks kwa kiswahili,,,,taniua wallai

[@chainbre275]

Here save ur life gal utarudi KWENU ukiwa kiwete Tena kisu iko juu yakitanda weeee hpo lazima uhofie. Maisha

[@diaakish944]

Hahaha this man now🌐🌍🌍🌐🌍

[@godsfavour5665]

😂😂😂😂paipai unakula kwa kitanda n una lala na pala kwa kitanda😂😂😂wasichana wa mbita hawapendi ujinga

[@estherchebet4394]

Uyo mwanaume sio mzuri kisu kwa kitanda mayooooo

[@willy97505]

kisu ni ya kula papai

[@isaiahlitalies9152]

Nii muaji

[@asnathtv8485]

😂😂ndoa siku hzi nigutee

[@zaharajuma5019]

Huyu Kaka atakuwa anatumianga mbangi

[@happilysmile01]

Any man that would call my mother ‘malaya’ Siwezi KABISAAA!!! Mimi ningeenda underground! Hiyo na kisu! Apana!!!

[@esthernzisa6284]

Kisu ongopa sana

[@hildergakenia8328]

Wawawawah

[@uniseaseyo8081]

Heee

[@nancynjogu4]

Kisu juu ya kitanda,, queen usirudi kaa na watoi wako,,, wachana, na bwana,,,,

[@teresianzilani1075]

Leave this marriage I was nilikua natukanwa na mamangu

[@millyjames7601]

Kisu ya starehe🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

[@sheilahkhaenda771]

Jiadhari kabla ya hatari waaah,Dada hapo ukirudi utakuwa papai sasa chungaaaaa

[@christinemuli6496]

Queen my foot...Kula paipai😋😋😋

[@antonyngei6947]

Wow

[@antonyngei6947]

Papai????

[@bettysadia322]

Huyo mwanaume ni mriasia tu sana

[@mercelynealuoch4694]

Jamriasia

[@janeselineselinejane4377]

Wanaume wengi ni kama watoto 🤣

[@susanmuthoni1167]

Yes,they are .ni Pampers tuu ndio wamekosa🤣🤣🤣

[@bettyoluoch9774]

Waaaaaaa

[@mercymaira8649]

Queen queen. Eeeh eh na kisu kwa bed wacha na me.

[@eddahkhalayi7666]

He is a joker

[@mercymaira8649]

For sure he's

[@salmawagulf3867]

Kwani papai huliwa kwakitanda

[@aggreyofficialkenya6342]

Gidy up kijapanese

[@annasannas6210]

Kisu jamani

[@nyakadosophia4166]

Not tribalism but truth wajaka ni wagumu sana hawajui kuongea na mabibi""they r tough""

[@beckybeto3781]

Wajaka wanajua mapenzi wakioana na mluhya

[@chainbre275]

@@beckybeto3781 hahahaha

[@lydiaaruba6670]

Na venye natamani mjak

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@@lydiaaruba6670 Niwazuri

[@rastafariangal5546]

True

[@bethwaithaka9441]

hahahaaaaa nani kaa salama

[@fatmamacharia3593]

Mwanaume umweke akutusi umlele watoto na kisu kwa bed I give up 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@flora.damaryamila7313]

Kisu kitandani waaa hata usingizi hauwezi kuja Queen chunga hayo mambo ya kurudi balaaa....

[@omambianelson4853]

Kisu ni ya paipai... 😂 😂 😂

[@eunicewairimu5015]

🤣🤣😅😅😂😢Khai na queen unalala kwa kitanda na mwanaume ameweke kisu hapo tu kwa kitanda?? ATI ni ya papai 😜😅wewe ndiye papai, queen usirudi huyo atakuua Lea watoi wako peke yako

[@samueljr9105]

Eti wewe kaa chini mamake alimpa viti akae chini vilpi sasa wewe kalia tu hiyo mattress yako

[@monyivam9821]

Kisu ni ya papai na starehe zangu huyu mwanaume wah hapana

[@gracewanjkim3433]

😁😂

[@nyakadosophia4166]

Ni ujinga tu,even me i can't give another chance

[@madamboss348]

👂👂👂 orengo come translate pliz

[@nyakadosophia4166]

😂😂😂yawajaka wanume ni wajinga sana i already experience

[@susankibunyi6228]

Kanyanga kubwa ikisonga kisu kwa bed

[@sweetmumwake9729]

Oooohi my God mwaname unalala naye amesema kisu kwa bed.Please dada Usirudi kwa uyo mwanaume ata kwa dawa dada kifo iko hapo

[@madamboss348]

Kisu n ya papai🙈🙈🙈

[@sweetmumwake9729]

@@madamboss348 Huyu nipepo kweli la mtu

[@diaakish944]

Yawa severe........ don't make me to cry 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

[@jedidahnjeri9812]

Bora n ishi single mom

[@isdorahmugele2209]

2015 januuar

[@samueljr9105]

queen babake ni mfalme wa wapi,

[@ebbykindom8947]

Nani alikwambia ati qween♛ baba yake ni king? bwana ndio king, princess baba ndio king👑

[@aggieaggie8444]

Omera ukiachwa achika we thago jii

[@albertoniggarwangamati8056]

wewe ngojea hizo watoto zako ju ni zako

[@AnonyMous-gb7qh]

Hared needs to sit his ass down somewhere. Queen glad you left. No one should threaten your life period!

[@kbm241]

How can you keep a knife under the matress na ni usiku.what for and why?Huyo mwanaume naye apana.

[@marggieclairesmercy8102]

Ati ni ya kukula pai pai 😂

[@elizabethmwangimaina7418]

😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂

[@cosleynyagitari4998]

enyewe some men don't deserve to the title , this guy is a devil , ananyenyekea Huku akiuliza Mimi pia Ni binadamu , but anaweka kisu Kwa kitanda , yeso !

[@annembenda3750]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theenjeri]

God forbid... Run to ur dear life...

[@mathewotilah1003]

Gidi de bed ni nyieno ja kanyamwa 😂😂😂 kisu ya papai yawa Luo

[@yahabibiyahayatiyahayuni7339]

Aki gueen hurumia tu huyo bwanako hakuna asiye kosa kwa hii dunia

[@fridahnalisi8841]

Huyo harried aende huko

[@willy97505]

wapi sasa

[@cathiebrown8932]

Translate

[@bonfacekhabweri6924]

Mbona huyo jama anacheka sana

[@samueljr9105]

huyu ni mjinga eti kisu niyangu ya kula papai miwa na ndizi so unaieka kitandani kwani unakulia kwa kitanda huyu ni mjinga Queen usirudi uko

[@janemuange8967]

😂😂😂😂hahaha

[@janemuange8967]

Nausilale na kisu

[@ritanofear4634]

Women go through alot in the name of marriage, beta go back to ur parents house a live than dead.

[@carolynatieno7674]

Hehehe,,,,