Actually a husband filed for divorce, and instead he got his manhood cut off, and there's a talk show called The Talk, women hosted it including Sharon Osbourne made fun of that man's misfortune.
In all fairness I'm pretty sure Sharon was the one that told the other 3 to stop laughing and that it was fucked up. Edit: I could be wrong maybe it was Leah Remini?
Tiger Woods' wife actually was a babysitter (nanny) for another golfer's kids when he met her. He's not trashing the babysitters of the world. Keep up the good vids.
Bro I died at that part. So funny hearing it in a british accent. Made it way better. I hope they feel the same way hearing us say certain shit in an american accent.
I love Bill Burr's Boston accent! No matter how many times I watch Bill Burr's stand up. It is ALWAYS HILARIOUS! But for me watching this reaction the best parts was Gaynor shocking Sophie and Office Bloke Aiden a few times! The look on Aiden's face had me laughing my head off! Funny!
His Boston accent is one of the only ones that I can stand to listen to because the stronger accents to me are like nails on a chalkboard which is how I feel about the New York, Jersey, and Chicago accent.
@@TheChickenlittle11 Yes the Mandalorean. Though I never saw that series. I have seen Bill Burr in the movie "The Heat" a comedy with Melissa McCarthy who played one of her crazy funny loud Boston family members. I also love his cartoon F is for Family which was about his life growing up.
@@ricowade4987 did you read anything i said? i just said that she was rightfully put into a mental hospital because the courts proved that she went temporarily insane lol obviously it’s not the norm, that’s why she didn’t go to jail sweetheart.
Aiden big fella, you should go back 5 seconds matey so you all hear the joke said beforehand! Keep smashing it Ladles and Gent! The northern part of English land is the best
I’m sure it happens with soccer players as well, but I can only speak for US sports. There are whole sites and groups dedicated to keeping an eye out for big time celebs/athletes and reporting where they are so that these girls can attempt to show up at that specific club. That’s stalker behavior, and while that kind of thing is a two way street, you go back to Bill’s point about things being taken seriously. These places aren’t shut down or investigated. Female stalkers aren’t often spoken about, and tend to get away with a whole lot more, which is sad.
Not just clubs. Hotels as well. Had a cousin manage a high end hotel. He said when pro teams stayed there, they had to up security in the lobby and all door. Especially the delivery and employee's entrances. The amount of women wearing next to nothing was crazy. You can even set up alerts, on your phone, for clubs and hotels near you for when the site is updated. Totally nuts.
Lorena Bobbitt committed that crime in my hometown of Manassas, VA, about a mile down the road. Yes, his member was reattached, he had a short career in the adult film world, she's not in prison though.
Just watched and enjoyed your reactions very much. And Sophie. You are incredible. From your gorgeous eyes to your contagious laugh. And speaking as a Yank, your accent is intoxicating. You are quite lovely. 😊
Funny you know Bobbitt. It happened in Manassas VA and I was a volunteer at the local fire department that was dispatched to the area where she said she threw it out the car window. Another member of the squad found it. We put it on ice and ran it to the hospital. They were able to reattach it but also needed cosmetic surgery too
I like that you say "very very rare" and then end with "it just doesn't happen". Firstly, it's of no surprise that men make more money than women. Whether that's fair to sexes or whathaveyou is a different argument. So that should equate to celebrities as well, correct? Secondly, it happens all the time. The media just doesn't talk about it as much. Brittney Spears divorcing Kevin Federline.....Heidi Klum divorcing Seal.....what are you talking about? "....it just doesn't happen." is such a contrary statement and absolutely incorrect.
"it just doesn't happen." Brittney Spears to Kevin Federline. Heidi Klum to Seal. Kim Kardashian to Kanye West. Susan Sarandon to Tim Robbins. I mean cmon man.....the list goes on and on.
@@chrisbloomfield3350 those are all bullshit examples. Those are all millionaires marrying other millionaires. Jerelle was obviously saying that a female is not going to marry someone who makes significantly less then them or is not successful. None of those women you mentioned would ever marry a subway worker for instance.
@@chrisbloomfield3350 Brittany spears pay child support because she's crazy and their father was taking care of their kids. To this day last I know of it, her kids still want nothing to do with her. Also you named just a few, vs the infinite amount of men who have to deal with this. Ain't no comparison at all. Men are the ones who get fucked over and over. Their is no "gender" pay gap. If that's what you are going on about. That's been debunked for years now. A female nurse is not going to get payed as much as a male engineer. Point blank.
Bill tells the truth... I saw a woman reviewer watching this skit. He mentioned the Doritos dust in their cleavage. She paused & looked down at her cleavage.??? I about broke a rib laughing!!!!!!......... It was funny.....!!!!!!!!!!! The lady on the right side of the screen is funny.... I enjoyed her humor!
Lorena Bobbit threw her husband's body part out the window as she drove away, if I remember correctly. The police found it, and I believe it was reattached to that poor man. He later had to change his last name, I believe. He didn't deserve that to happen to him, whether he cheated or not. If he was in the habit of beating her, I could see how she snapped, but that still doesn't excuse what she did. That's very cringy. And I'm a 60 year old woman. Bill Burr isn't afraid of calling it like it is.
The story about the rule of thumb being about beating your wife is an urban legend . I remember that rumor making the rounds in the early 2000s and it was quickly debunked .
Actually rule of thumb was first a measurement used by the head of construction (Carpenters, Masons, Metal workers)from way back when they built castles and such. They would use their own thumb, fingers, or hand for the dimensions of measurement, cuts, bends etc.
And the way Feminists have made it an urban legend that it used to be about beating your wife is just a nonsense, a myth. One judge in the 18th century said it, and was rightly laughed out of his career by everyone around in the papers and places of power. Ed Byrne talks about it in one of his stand ups, there's a clip on TH-cam of it specifically somewhere.
Some people still get prenuptial agreements, but as mom said, a good lawyer can get around one of those with ease. Loads of people who fall for gold diggers see how they should have seen it in hindsight, however, they are so wanting for love they subconsciously choose to ignore it.
So I don't know how it is there in the UK but here in the States a prenup agreement is no protection at all. All it takes is the woman saying "I felt pressured to sign it because he wouldn't marry me if I didn't" and a judge willing to buy that excuse and boom, coercion, contract annulled. Courts can and regularly do wipe their asses with prenup agreements, they often aren't worth the paper they're printed on.
@@shag139 It's in the interests of the state to side with women against men, even if it makes no Goddamned sense, like the reason to throw out a prenup. The state gets a large chunk of the man's wealth during a divorce settlement in various ways, taxes on the wife's share, taxes on the husband, donations from Feminist groups etc. And Feminist groups infiltrate every branch of government, pushing these ridiculous laws and programs. If police show up to a domestic, and the man is covered in blood, they'll still more often than not arrest him instead of the woman if she has bruises on her arms where he restrained her, because of VOWA laws that they're all required to take training for. For every arrest they make related to VOWA, the police department they're part of gets paid. There are kickbacks everywhere.
I learned a long time ago that you can't trust women. Mostly, it was because I was socially awkward, rejected and called a creep for much of my young life. When I got back from combat in Iraq and focused on work it kinda changed for me. I wasn't as awkward and was physically fit, but never forgot how I was treated by women. Saved, invested and never dated. Older now have never married and with no kids. I live a solitary life and enjoy it. I'll leave all my assets in a trust to my nieces, and nephew-they are really great kids (kids to me) as my sister married a very, very good man.
Sure it can suck. But come on man . Whats the life without an adventure. U gonna die anyway whats that matter. Whats the point of playing it so safe. Trusting someone is hard but if its right one maybe the good parts will make up for the shitty part of being in a relationship .
@@amankishore3512 I've been hurt by a lot of women. It reached a point in which I was done. My nieces and nephew and their children will have a nice stable form of income. I'm not unhappy. I have very simple pleasures now. I've had adventure. I travelled the world and have seen the sights. I spent hours just sitting in the Pantheon. I've walked next to Parthenon and have seen the Cathedral of Chartes. I've been to the Louvre. I 've been in the Sistine Chapel.
@@amankishore3512 I'm sorry, but "U gonna die anyway whats that matter" sounds really dumb. Why does the temporary mortality of human life mean anyone should do something they don't want to if given the choice? It's their life to lead however they see fit. And frankly, no matter how close to the end of their life a person is, it's a no brainer that they should do what they find value, comfort, enjoyment in and not just suffer because they're going to die eventually.
I don't know know of you guys got the third base coach reference at the end. In baseball, there are coaches behind 1st and 3rd base. The third base coach is the guy who (usually) tells you to steal. He tells you to take 2 bases on a single. He waves you around home. He's basically the drunk uncle of coaching.
Yes I live in Pakistan it's not a thing here either. But it's not like a thing that is "unlikely". It is entirely possible that this happens commonly. And I would believe it easily.
Lorena Bobbitt used a kitchen knife to cut it off. She drove away and threw it out the window. They found it and sewed it on. She was found not guilty by reason of insanity (all the more reason to lock her up).
Great reaction channel, I enjoy how Gaynor expalins so much to her kids, she´s in my generation and knows so much and explains to her kids and all have a blast! Greetings from Guatemala¡
William Frederick Burr was born in Canton, Massachusetts, on June 10, 1968, the son of nurse Linda Ann (née Wigent) and dentist Robert Edmund Burr. He is of German and Irish descent.
Nice more bill burr videos. There’s also a whole mountain of funny conan videos that can be reacted to. Also since danny devito was mentioned there’s it’s always sunny in phildelphia montages out there as well.
The williy cutting has happened quite a few times, bobbet was the first time it got big news coverage but its happened quite a few times since. And ya, its always seen as a joke.
Did anyone catch the mom say "7 minutes?" When Bill talked about guys destroying their empire in 7 minutes or less?!!! She said it as "They last that long?" LOL! Both the women laughed but I don't think Aiden caught it!
Also Bobbitt successfully pleaded not guilty by reason of temporary insanity and did not serve prison time but serves a brief mandated stint in a psychiatric hospital. 45 days
Jordan Peterson put it quite nicely when he's talking about moving in together and just trying it out. People act like it's a test drive whether or not you want to buy the car. He said a woman is not a car.
Yeah, when I was a kid we'd sing this song to the tune of The Lion Sleeps Tonight 🎵(A-weiner-whacker weiner-whacker)🎵 🎵In the kitchen, the mighty kitchen🎵 🎵Lorena grabs a knife 🎵 I had no idea how widespread that was until like ten years later when I quoted part of it in a chat room (this was the old internet, when those were a thing), and someone who'd grown up in a totally different part of the country quoted the rest of the lyrics in response. There was also one involving pledging allegiance to the flag, and calling Michael Jackson a homophobic slur. Ah....1990...
8:16 with all due respect that’s not true , just because it happened in your compound ( that’s where foreigners usually live in the Middle East ) it doesn’t mean it’s “a thing “ in the 22 Arab countries Having sex with any woman other than your wife is one of the worst sins in Islam and not as you suggested Also you only allowed 4 wives at once, you can’t have 18 unless you divorce and marry again And people now having trouble finding one wife let alone 18 it’s obviously a thing of the past
Aidan did not enjoy that Lorena Bobbitt story. Sophie found it amusing though. Lorena never went to prison. She spent 5 weeks at a psychiatric hospital and then was free to go.
Lorena Bobbitt was not who Bill Burr was talking about. It was another case where the woman put it in the garbage disposal so they couldn't sew it back on. As for Bobbitt, she did not go to jail. Mr. Bobbitt was horrified by that. I think his words were "She got a way with it!"
Yeah, Bobbitt got away with it. She claimed she was in fear for her life due to the abusive nature of the relationship. While probably true there was a lot of domestic violence perpetrated by Mr. Bobbitt, I really don't know how one is merely defending themselves from someone asleep.
@@joeldykman7591 Yeah, it's not self defense if he's asleep. As long as she could walk away, it can't be self-defense. But Bill Burr is right about one thing: Nobody cared, because he was a man. The reaction would have been totally different if a woman had been harmed to such a degree. But, the patriarchy endows us with privilege, you know.
Lorena Bobbitt didn't put it down a garbage disposal. "Lorena left the apartment with the severed appendage and drove away in her car. After a length of time driving and struggling to steer with one hand, she threw the penis out a window into a roadside field." I've no idea who Bill is referring to, if anyone specific.
Yea prenups are broken every day here. That's why he mentioned Kobes wife staying more years like a cop trying to get his pension. Lots of places 10yrs of marriage can make it easier to break whatever prenup that was signed, and child support can't be determined in a prenup AND overrule a judge... meaning if a man has agreed to a certain amount it doesn't really matter in the courts if the mother decides to officially put him on C.S. Family court here is so fukked it's really amazing the things that happen there, it's hardly ever fair rulings and more than not it's the man getting screwed over. Like Bill said there's no reason for a dude to get married.
Serial Murderers are also mentally insane, should we let them go? I find it crazy that there's some people that simply spend mealtime in a psych ward then are free to go.
Lorena was acquitted of her crime. Under Virginia law, she needed to undergo a psychiatric evaluation. From there, she spent 45 days in a mental hospital.
Actually a husband filed for divorce, and instead he got his manhood cut off, and there's a talk show called The Talk, women hosted it including Sharon Osbourne made fun of that man's misfortune.
Was sickening to watch.
That’s just women being women. They hate it when it’s done towards women and buts funny when it’s done towards men.
Brainless as always 😂
In all fairness I'm pretty sure Sharon was the one that told the other 3 to stop laughing and that it was fucked up.
Edit: I could be wrong maybe it was Leah Remini?
@@travishenderson9635 I remember Sharon laughing, so it wasn't her.
@@travishenderson9635 actually she said that his manhood in garbage disposal was funny.
Tiger Woods' wife actually was a babysitter (nanny) for another golfer's kids when he met her. He's not trashing the babysitters of the world. Keep up the good vids.
Tigers not the only one! 😂
He wasn't talking about tiger woods wife...
@@Cthulhoop yes he was. He literally said tiger woods wife, quarter of a billion. Listen more
When he says, 'because whores don't care about lumber'. That line just cracks me up every time.
Even though they work with wood.
Me too 😂😂😂
He’s holding his laugh so hard because he knows. He smiles and keeps his resolve. He’s a role model. He’s a guy to look up to.
this comment killed me 🤣
I noticed that myself mom and sister are there good kid
This one made me laugh too, cheers my man
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@@johnstosh6658😂
"She chopped his willy off"😂 I love the accent and From an American from Georgia, you guys definitely have an out of town subscriber🤣
Bro I died at that part. So funny hearing it in a british accent. Made it way better. I hope they feel the same way hearing us say certain shit in an american accent.
I love Bill Burr's Boston accent! No matter how many times I watch Bill Burr's stand up. It is ALWAYS HILARIOUS! But for me watching this reaction the best parts was Gaynor shocking Sophie and Office Bloke Aiden a few times! The look on Aiden's face had me laughing my head off! Funny!
His Boston accent is one of the only ones that I can stand to listen to because the stronger accents to me are like nails on a chalkboard which is how I feel about the New York, Jersey, and Chicago accent.
@@TheChickenlittle11 I know what you mean. I went to college in Boston.Bill Burr is more of the Boston attitude than accent.
@@Ameslan1 and it’s cool that he’s in Star Wars
@@TheChickenlittle11 Yes the Mandalorean. Though I never saw that series. I have seen Bill Burr in the movie "The Heat" a comedy with Melissa McCarthy who played one of her crazy funny loud Boston family members. I also love his cartoon F is for Family which was about his life growing up.
He’s the epitome of a guy from Boston 😂❤
Lorena served no time in prison, she spent 45 days in a mental hospital.
But her ex husband went on to do porn. Only in America 🇺🇲
@@berrymerry1141 get a divorce as she eventually was seperated from him. Lots of people in her situation dont cut peoples johnson off as a solution
@@ricowade4987 did you read anything i said? i just said that she was rightfully put into a mental hospital because the courts proved that she went temporarily insane lol obviously it’s not the norm, that’s why she didn’t go to jail sweetheart.
The West gives women all the rights of men, none of the responsibilities, and scolds them like children.
@@berrymerry1141temporarily insane is a great excuse. Do some fucked up bs, pay psychologist and live your life
Gaynor with an awesome burn at the end 😂😂😂
Great reaction guys. Always love the Bill Burr reactions
Aiden big fella, you should go back 5 seconds matey so you all hear the joke said beforehand! Keep smashing it Ladles and Gent! The northern part of English land is the best
This is 1 of many of Bill's best bits!
During Gayna's story from the middle east and the headache money, you can see Adain's eyes thinking of moving there.. LOL
This is news to me
I’m sure it happens with soccer players as well, but I can only speak for US sports. There are whole sites and groups dedicated to keeping an eye out for big time celebs/athletes and reporting where they are so that these girls can attempt to show up at that specific club. That’s stalker behavior, and while that kind of thing is a two way street, you go back to Bill’s point about things being taken seriously. These places aren’t shut down or investigated. Female stalkers aren’t often spoken about, and tend to get away with a whole lot more, which is sad.
Thats so creepy
Not just clubs. Hotels as well. Had a cousin manage a high end hotel.
He said when pro teams stayed there, they had to up security in the lobby and all door. Especially the delivery and employee's entrances.
The amount of women wearing next to nothing was crazy.
You can even set up alerts, on your phone, for clubs and hotels near you for when the site is updated. Totally nuts.
It's funny watching Sophie trying to work out what a Lay up is.................🤯
This routine was my first one I watched by Bill Burr. I've liked him ever since.
Bill Burr is the funniest man I know.
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Love your all’s reactions ☺️ Always great to see such open-minded people with a sense of wit and humor! 🙂
Lorena Bobbitt committed that crime in my hometown of Manassas, VA, about a mile down the road. Yes, his member was reattached, he had a short career in the adult film world, she's not in prison though.
Aside from booking and processing time she never saw the inside of a cell. She was acquitted at trial due to "temporary insanity".
He was talking about Catherine Kieu, not Lorena Bobbitt. Bobbitt cut it off, Kieu cut it off and threw it in a garbage disposal.
This is the greatest episode ever 🤣 And we have found what gives Sophie the “church giggles” 😂😂
Gaynor, that was a good one! Loved it!
Your family is so wholesome and lovely.
Just watched and enjoyed your reactions very much.
And Sophie. You are incredible. From your gorgeous eyes to your contagious laugh. And speaking as a Yank, your accent is intoxicating. You are quite lovely. 😊
He’s so funny because it’s true!
Funny you know Bobbitt. It happened in Manassas VA and I was a volunteer at the local fire department that was dispatched to the area where she said she threw it out the car window. Another member of the squad found it. We put it on ice and ran it to the hospital. They were able to reattach it but also needed cosmetic surgery too
It’s very very rare for a woman with money(rich) to marry a man making less money it just doesn’t happen
yeah...she'll fuck the young stud but she's not going to be in a relationship with someone who doesn't at least make a good living for himself.
I like that you say "very very rare" and then end with "it just doesn't happen".
Firstly, it's of no surprise that men make more money than women. Whether that's fair to sexes or whathaveyou is a different argument. So that should equate to celebrities as well, correct?
Secondly, it happens all the time. The media just doesn't talk about it as much. Brittney Spears divorcing Kevin Federline.....Heidi Klum divorcing Seal.....what are you talking about? "....it just doesn't happen." is such a contrary statement and absolutely incorrect.
"it just doesn't happen." Brittney Spears to Kevin Federline. Heidi Klum to Seal. Kim Kardashian to Kanye West. Susan Sarandon to Tim Robbins.
I mean cmon man.....the list goes on and on.
@@chrisbloomfield3350 those are all bullshit examples. Those are all millionaires marrying other millionaires. Jerelle was obviously saying that a female is not going to marry someone who makes significantly less then them or is not successful. None of those women you mentioned would ever marry a subway worker for instance.
@@chrisbloomfield3350 Brittany spears pay child support because she's crazy and their father was taking care of their kids. To this day last I know of it, her kids still want nothing to do with her. Also you named just a few, vs the infinite amount of men who have to deal with this. Ain't no comparison at all. Men are the ones who get fucked over and over.
Their is no "gender" pay gap. If that's what you are going on about. That's been debunked for years now. A female nurse is not going to get payed as much as a male engineer. Point blank.
Bill tells the truth... I saw a woman reviewer watching this skit. He mentioned the Doritos dust in their cleavage. She paused & looked down at her cleavage.??? I about broke a rib laughing!!!!!!......... It was funny.....!!!!!!!!!!! The lady on the right side of the screen is funny.... I enjoyed her humor!
"Migraine sufferer looking for maid. Regular 'headache money'. Starting immediately."
More like "Head Money"
1:30 that entire Paul McCartney situation was soooo sad a few years ago. she was so clearly out for one thing only.
Meh he's a communist so it's okay
Lorena Bobbit threw her husband's body part out the window as she drove away, if I remember correctly. The police found it, and I believe it was reattached to that poor man. He later had to change his last name, I believe. He didn't deserve that to happen to him, whether he cheated or not. If he was in the habit of beating her, I could see how she snapped, but that still doesn't excuse what she did. That's very cringy. And I'm a 60 year old woman. Bill Burr isn't afraid of calling it like it is.
And after he got sewn back up, he later went on to make a 🌽video 😂
I thought Jeffrey Dahmer took it🤣🤣
@@JBenGF1984yep, Frankend*ck I think it was called.
When Gaynor was talking about the headache money, I wanted to block Aidens ears 😂
The story about the rule of thumb being about beating your wife is an urban legend . I remember that rumor making the rounds in the early 2000s and it was quickly debunked .
I think people heard it in boondocks saints and everyone continued to repeat it.
@@haagasus Possibly . I believe that I heard it in the horror movie Feast from 2005 as well .
Actually rule of thumb was first a measurement used by the head of construction (Carpenters, Masons, Metal workers)from way back when they built castles and such. They would use their own thumb, fingers, or hand for the dimensions of measurement, cuts, bends etc.
And the way Feminists have made it an urban legend that it used to be about beating your wife is just a nonsense, a myth. One judge in the 18th century said it, and was rightly laughed out of his career by everyone around in the papers and places of power. Ed Byrne talks about it in one of his stand ups, there's a clip on TH-cam of it specifically somewhere.
Some people still get prenuptial agreements, but as mom said, a good lawyer can get around one of those with ease. Loads of people who fall for gold diggers see how they should have seen it in hindsight, however, they are so wanting for love they subconsciously choose to ignore it.
So I don't know how it is there in the UK but here in the States a prenup agreement is no protection at all. All it takes is the woman saying "I felt pressured to sign it because he wouldn't marry me if I didn't" and a judge willing to buy that excuse and boom, coercion, contract annulled. Courts can and regularly do wipe their asses with prenup agreements, they often aren't worth the paper they're printed on.
Umm how is that an excuse to void a prenup. He demanded I sign it or no marriage. Well no shit! That’s the whole point of the prenup.
@@shag139 It's in the interests of the state to side with women against men, even if it makes no Goddamned sense, like the reason to throw out a prenup. The state gets a large chunk of the man's wealth during a divorce settlement in various ways, taxes on the wife's share, taxes on the husband, donations from Feminist groups etc.
And Feminist groups infiltrate every branch of government, pushing these ridiculous laws and programs. If police show up to a domestic, and the man is covered in blood, they'll still more often than not arrest him instead of the woman if she has bruises on her arms where he restrained her, because of VOWA laws that they're all required to take training for. For every arrest they make related to VOWA, the police department they're part of gets paid. There are kickbacks everywhere.
I learned a long time ago that you can't trust women. Mostly, it was because I was socially awkward, rejected and called a creep for much of my young life. When I got back from combat in Iraq and focused on work it kinda changed for me. I wasn't as awkward and was physically fit, but never forgot how I was treated by women. Saved, invested and never dated. Older now have never married and with no kids. I live a solitary life and enjoy it. I'll leave all my assets in a trust to my nieces, and nephew-they are really great kids (kids to me) as my sister married a very, very good man.
Sure it can suck. But come on man . Whats the life without an adventure. U gonna die anyway whats that matter. Whats the point of playing it so safe. Trusting someone is hard but if its right one maybe the good parts will make up for the shitty part of being in a relationship .
@@amankishore3512 I've been hurt by a lot of women. It reached a point in which I was done. My nieces and nephew and their children will have a nice stable form of income. I'm not unhappy. I have very simple pleasures now. I've had adventure. I travelled the world and have seen the sights. I spent hours just sitting in the Pantheon. I've walked next to Parthenon and have seen the Cathedral of Chartes. I've been to the Louvre. I 've been in the Sistine Chapel.
Wow.. that seems peaceful traveling the world alone, meeting new people.. you can do alot
Wishing you all the best! Can I suggest another place to visit? Zambia would be great, seeing the Victoria falls especially!
@@amankishore3512 I'm sorry, but "U gonna die anyway whats that matter" sounds really dumb. Why does the temporary mortality of human life mean anyone should do something they don't want to if given the choice? It's their life to lead however they see fit. And frankly, no matter how close to the end of their life a person is, it's a no brainer that they should do what they find value, comfort, enjoyment in and not just suffer because they're going to die eventually.
When they said “it goes both ways” lmao omg
I don't know know of you guys got the third base coach reference at the end. In baseball, there are coaches behind 1st and 3rd base. The third base coach is the guy who (usually) tells you to steal. He tells you to take 2 bases on a single. He waves you around home. He's basically the drunk uncle of coaching.
It just wasn't funny
"Can't do much damage with that now can we? Perhaps it should have been the rule of the wrist " - Boondock Saints
That story about the Middle East I didn’t hear anything like it before and I live in Saudi Arabia and I’m Muslim
Yes I live in Pakistan it's not a thing here either. But it's not like a thing that is "unlikely". It is entirely possible that this happens commonly. And I would believe it easily.
Maria Shriver was Arnold's wife from the Kennedy family.
As someone living in the middle east i have never heard of this headache money thing.
Same here. Hope they don't generalize it and think it's an actual thing
I actually like listening to the comments you three offer !
Headache money? Headache money!? Wow. First I've heard that term. Funny.
"What is he gonna BEAT his wife with with anything smaller than a thumb?"
I'm dyin' right now haha
He doesn't seem too bright.
*husband throws a dime at his wife*
That saying is actually - "Hes thinking with the wrong head" lol
Lorena Bobbitt used a kitchen knife to cut it off. She drove away and threw it out the window. They found it and sewed it on. She was found not guilty by reason of insanity (all the more reason to lock her up).
I subscribed because of the "headache money story" LOL
@8:00 that man's face when he heard that story 😂😂
Great reaction 🤣🤣... btw, could you consider doing a 5 sec rewind after every paused commentary for continuity's sake... thanks.
Lorena Bobbit walked! That's Bills point. Women can do that and _literally_ get a way with it.
This is hilarious! I would encourage you to watch his bit The Helicopter Story. Not the animated bit but the real stand up bit.
Great reaction channel, I enjoy how Gaynor expalins so much to her kids, she´s in my generation and knows so much and explains to her kids and all have a blast! Greetings from Guatemala¡
William Frederick Burr was born in Canton, Massachusetts, on June 10, 1968, the son of nurse Linda Ann (née Wigent) and dentist Robert Edmund Burr. He is of German and Irish descent.
BABOT ACTUALLY GOT AWAY WITH IT , I BELIEVE SHE CLAIMED SHE HAD HER PERIOD AT THE TIME GOT AWAY WITH IT BASICALLY LOL 😂
Is it just me thinking these guy's are entertaining, but their confidence to nativity ratio is 100% unique.
A smile is the most beautiful thing in the world😊
Sophie saying Devito so sweet doesn't sound like she's watched Always Sunny In Philadelphia😂😂😂 and y'all do need to check that series out hahahah
He’s a modern sage.
He’s the hero we deserve.
Nice more bill burr videos. There’s also a whole mountain of funny conan videos that can be reacted to. Also since danny devito was mentioned there’s it’s always sunny in phildelphia montages out there as well.
Not only did they sew it back on but John Bobbitt made 2 adult films after his infamous attack
The williy cutting has happened quite a few times, bobbet was the first time it got big news coverage but its happened quite a few times since. And ya, its always seen as a joke.
The football player in the news the other day was the best uno reverse in history.
Did anyone catch the mom say "7 minutes?" When Bill talked about guys destroying their empire in 7 minutes or less?!!! She said it as "They last that long?" LOL! Both the women laughed but I don't think Aiden caught it!
Also Bobbitt successfully pleaded not guilty by reason of temporary insanity and did not serve prison time but serves a brief mandated stint in a psychiatric hospital. 45 days
I enjoyed your interjector too , you guys are smart! (I worked in TV and you would make a great producer, that's all I'm saying!)
Jordan Peterson put it quite nicely when he's talking about moving in together and just trying it out. People act like it's a test drive whether or not you want to buy the car. He said a woman is not a car.
FYI there are sooooo many gold diggers videos on TH-cam gettin straight up exposed it’s hilariously amazing 😅😂❤
Lorena Bobbitt only served 45 days in a mental institution.
Yeah, when I was a kid we'd sing this song to the tune of The Lion Sleeps Tonight
🎵(A-weiner-whacker weiner-whacker)🎵
🎵In the kitchen, the mighty kitchen🎵
🎵Lorena grabs a knife 🎵
I had no idea how widespread that was until like ten years later when I quoted part of it in a chat room (this was the old internet, when those were a thing), and someone who'd grown up in a totally different part of the country quoted the rest of the lyrics in response.
There was also one involving pledging allegiance to the flag, and calling Michael Jackson a homophobic slur.
Ah....1990...
8:16 with all due respect that’s not true , just because it happened in your compound ( that’s where foreigners usually live in the Middle East ) it doesn’t mean it’s “a thing “ in the 22 Arab countries
Having sex with any woman other than your wife is one of the worst sins in Islam and not as you suggested
Also you only allowed 4 wives at once, you can’t have 18 unless you divorce and marry again
And people now having trouble finding one wife let alone 18 it’s obviously a thing of the past
Exactly 😂 I was like what??
That’s probably foreigners ask for this stuff in Arab countries
The last part always reminds me of my favorite line, “my dick has taken me places I wouldn’t go with a gun”
lol that was too funny at the end.
G I love your Daz burn!
Mom is so cool 😊
There will be no headaches, thank you. 😂
So, the rule of thumb actually comes from trade. The wife beating one is just an urban legend.
Aidan did not enjoy that Lorena Bobbitt story. Sophie found it amusing though. Lorena never went to prison. She spent 5 weeks at a psychiatric hospital and then was free to go.
8:00 if you say that story and then end it with "best 40$" I ever spent. it would be a hilarious joke.
Lorena Bobbitt was not who Bill Burr was talking about. It was another case where the woman put it in the garbage disposal so they couldn't sew it back on. As for Bobbitt, she did not go to jail. Mr. Bobbitt was horrified by that. I think his words were "She got a way with it!"
Yeah, Bobbitt got away with it. She claimed she was in fear for her life due to the abusive nature of the relationship. While probably true there was a lot of domestic violence perpetrated by Mr. Bobbitt, I really don't know how one is merely defending themselves from someone asleep.
Catherine Kieu...
@@joeldykman7591 Yeah, it's not self defense if he's asleep. As long as she could walk away, it can't be self-defense. But Bill Burr is right about one thing: Nobody cared, because he was a man. The reaction would have been totally different if a woman had been harmed to such a degree. But, the patriarchy endows us with privilege, you know.
I noticed the look of concern on his face @ 4:22
Hakimi looking at them like "Noobs learn from me .
Lorena there it out the car window.. like a legend 🤭
Didnt yall do this one already?
That's what I thought too 🤔
No, must of been The Office Blokes
@@limeygaynor I don’t think I’d mistake 2 women for 2 men lol but yeah it was the “Hitting Woman” bit I mixed it up with. My b
Lorena Bobbitt didn't put it down a garbage disposal. "Lorena left the apartment with the severed appendage and drove away in her car. After a length of time driving and struggling to steer with one hand, she threw the penis out a window into a roadside field."
I've no idea who Bill is referring to, if anyone specific.
Yea prenups are broken every day here. That's why he mentioned Kobes wife staying more years like a cop trying to get his pension.
Lots of places 10yrs of marriage can make it easier to break whatever prenup that was signed, and child support can't be determined in a prenup AND overrule a judge... meaning if a man has agreed to a certain amount it doesn't really matter in the courts if the mother decides to officially put him on C.S.
Family court here is so fukked it's really amazing the things that happen there, it's hardly ever fair rulings and more than not it's the man getting screwed over. Like Bill said there's no reason for a dude to get married.
I know Bill is proud af of that lad Hakimi
Great video. Now I'm moving to the middle east and hiring some help!!!
What did Dahlmer say to Bobbit? You gonna eat that?
Lmaooo the Daz joke I’m dying
7:14 No that's not a thing people actually do and most definitely not a Muslim or an Arab thing you probably just misunderstood her
So, you are gaslighting her!!!
On top of that, the wife got NO jail time. 45 days in a psych ward for temporary insanity and that was it. Free to go!!!!! Insane!!!!
Serial Murderers are also mentally insane, should we let them go?
I find it crazy that there's some people that simply spend mealtime in a psych ward then are free to go.
Is your mom available. Love her, so funny and grounded. 😂
John Wayne Bobbit after getting his manhood cut off actually went into the adult film industry.
If Mike joined you guys it would be the A-team of office blokes 😀
Love both channels tho
What's sad is they're still making Facebook meme's about Bobbit's willy today...But this guy is friggin' hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lorena was acquitted of her crime.
Under Virginia law, she needed to undergo a psychiatric evaluation. From there, she spent 45 days in a mental hospital.
Correct....Lorena was not found not guilty by reason of insanity and did 45 days in a hospital....nothing more
yep, she cut it off with a knife while he was sleeping but he was able to get it sewn back on, don't know if it works tho ya know
15:28 that's not actually true. There was never a law that a man could beat his wife.
The funniest part was when she thought scientists put together matches on love is blind, based on academics, race, knowledge, etc.